@@norang3639 For me it's the Turians more than the scars. Especially their voices. I could just sit and listen to Nihlus, Garrus and Victus talk to each other.
@@211Shinobu She probably wasn't interested in other species, and on top def quickly picked up that Garrus is reserved with like a line of girls 😂 if not Shepard, there's Tali, and I bet there's plenty of thirsty officers on the Normandy with a thing for scars, nerdiness and "reach and flexibility" 😏😏
@@angmordagnithil7127 almost forgot about her. She's so thirsty fr, all those chocolates 🤣 I do wonder tho if Garrus really as clueless as he acts or he just wants to avoid the awkward rejection.
Arranged marriage? No. Absurd. Shocked you suggested it, Shepard. Merely "stress relief." Perfectly normal under circumstances. Will supply instructional videos, although Garrus never bothers to watch them. *sniff*
Mordin is such a Chad for trying to hook his boy Garus up, who's into Krogans, with a bad bitch. I hope that in the end I have at least one friend like Mordin.
@@211Shinobu after getting his scar in mass effect 2 he remarks to Shepard that female krogan are into scars. As well after grunts questline on tuchanka I believe garrus makes another remark about krogan women. Then finally as Mordin and Garrus seem to be in good standing if you ask Mordin in the same game it only makes sense that he'd try to do his homie Garrus a solid considering Mordin is a methodical man that does everything with a purpose. Cannot readily prove that's what the writers intended but that's what exists in my head cannon lol.
There was a comic on r/masseffect recently where Garrus took a rocket that was aimed at Shepard during Grunt's recruitment -- and the person requesting the comic had the actual in game footage. It was great.
"Hehe, oh damn it, don't make me laugh, my face is barely holding together as it is, ah well probably for the best, everyone was always ignoring you and hitting on me, time you got a fair shot at it."
Turian and Quarian inter-species relationships are a common thing. They even made a movie about it "Fleet and Flotilla". It is also convenient as both species can eat the same food and can have an easier time when it comes to physical contact.
@@211Shinobu Not because they can't eat meat but because raising livestock on their spaceships is complicated and not sustainable. What I meant by "they can eat the same things" is that Turians and Quarians are one of the few species that can't eat what the other species eat because it is toxic to them. Turians and Quarians have similar chemistry since the ecosystem of their planets evolved with similar DNA proteins. That's why they can eat each other's foods without problem.
@@211Shinobudiabolical, would that piss Krogan more or less than the original? Should we expect a Wrex knows you sabotaged the cure scene with Mordin? I know he dies curing it, but still.
Even though you have the option to repair the scar tissue on your face. But I like to keep em on my Shepard so he and Garrus are more bros with scars on their face to show off
*smiles in MaleShep* Mordin, it's the it's the leading brother to find a potential marriage partner for the following brother, also gimme a few need to get a hold of Wrex for this one. 😂
I'm still kind of disappointed how awkward the Garrus/femshep relationship path felt. I mean they clearly didn't anticipate that we would want that option. It's what, an extra update for ME2? Garrus has the best personality. Who cares if he's a little rough. Literally
I love how awkward it is at first. I mean, as much as I love Garrus it would still be pretty weird to hit on an alien-bird-man. And it matures so much in ME3! It seems much more realistic than having everything be perfectly honky-dory from the start lol.
I just realized, is Eve voiced by the same person who voices female Dark Elves in Skyrim? I just now realized the similarities in their voice. By the way “reasonably intelligent” Mordin just did him dirty.
I think you're referring to Nalah, Butler's wife. Butler was one of Archangel's squad on Omega and was killed with the rest. She writes Shepard to say she doesn't blame Garrus and that Shepard should take care of him.
@@majorlydifferent771 My Shepard is rather plain, but I love her. Her face code isn't entirely constant but this is her in ME3 LE: 8D3.H1J.G6A.F98.LCL.43U.NPH.A4K.II1.1EI.2F9.K1F.1 Enter the code by hand each game instead of face importing or she will get some weird eyebrows in ME2. You may want to make her chin a bit less prominent. Take care of her for me! ❤
They said female Shepard's *also* have a thing for scars.
Hell yeah they do!
idk about female Shepard but I, the one who's controlling her, certainly do 👀
@@norang3639 For me it's the Turians more than the scars. Especially their voices. I could just sit and listen to Nihlus, Garrus and Victus talk to each other.
@@211Shinobu It's the grinding that echoes in their throats. It's also why Vetra is my favourite character in Andromeda. That and her Catlike eyes.
@@agama5538 It's just so pleasant to listen to. And Vetra is bae.
The fact that he recommended Garrus 3 times, speaks of how highly he views him.
How can Bakara resist?!
@@211Shinobu She probably wasn't interested in other species, and on top def quickly picked up that Garrus is reserved with like a line of girls 😂 if not Shepard, there's Tali, and I bet there's plenty of thirsty officers on the Normandy with a thing for scars, nerdiness and "reach and flexibility" 😏😏
@alirak9261 Dr. Michelle on the Citadel very much wants to test her flexibility, and everyone knows it except him. Poor girl.
@@angmordagnithil7127 almost forgot about her. She's so thirsty fr, all those chocolates 🤣 I do wonder tho if Garrus really as clueless as he acts or he just wants to avoid the awkward rejection.
Someone needs to calibrate Garrus’ marriage
My Shepard counts as krogan since she's Wrex's "sister."
Wrex DID make Shepherd an honorary Krogan XD
@@onlyoddity I imagine Garrus telling his dad that he's met someone ... but she's krogan.
@@211Shinobu makes a great 'how I met your mother' story XD
@@onlyoddity I don't think Castis will be fooled even for a moment!
"Dad, I've met someone. She's Krogan."
"It's Shepard, isn't it?!"
Mordin attempting to be Garrus's wingman is utterly hilarious!
He attempts to be everyone's wing man.
"I did NOT just hear you trying to arrange a marriage between my boyfriend and a Krogan."
Arranged marriage? No. Absurd. Shocked you suggested it, Shepard. Merely "stress relief." Perfectly normal under circumstances. Will supply instructional videos, although Garrus never bothers to watch them. *sniff*
@@211Shinobu "Garrus doesn't need them. He always calibrates for success." :P
Na he's definitely just teasing them both, or trying to matchmake if Shepard hasn't already gone there. I love Mordin.
@@person.probably If he starts forwarding Eve educational panphlets about positions comfortable for both species my Shepard will hold an intervention.
@@211Shinobu lol Mordin would send them through the day before he loses his bet about when Garrus and Shepard would get together.
Garrus “let’s hope nobody is planning an arranged marriage to cement this deal…”
Mordin walking by the gunnery station “An excellent idea!”
I have no idea what Mordin was thinking.
Mordin: Perfect female! Eve will do.
„Reasonably Intelligent“ gotta love Mordin
That's high praise from Mordin!
Honestly, compared to Mordin, that’s saying something.
Love how he was an obvious genius who knew how much smarter than everyone he was, but he never belitled you for it. I miss you Mordin
@@seikoshinohara3084 Joker says Mordin acts "like he has tenure at FU."
@@chadofchads7222 Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
Not Mordin trying to hook Garrus up with Eve 😂😂😂
Yes, he is!
Tbf Shepard is popular among krogans, too 😂
Scars AND killed a Thresher Maw on foot? Instant breeding request!
@@211Shinobu fun thing is shepard had a breeding request from a krogan
@@lphphd5298 Yeah she did! Killing a Maw on foot! (I suspect it was Wrex -- probably jokingly?)
Also she's basically Wrex's adopted sister after ME1 😂
@@angstbringer2992 Urdnot Shepard (no first name)
"you were always ugly"
*shepard screams in ugly*
He’s also taken, so I really should mention “BACK OFF, HES MINE!!” 😂
Shepard is like WTF, Mordin?! This is the THIRD TIME you've tried to pawn off my boygriend?
I think Citadel DLC essentially had an interaction like that.
So greedy!
Garrus english voice is SO COOL
Yeah it is! What language do you usually listen to Garrus in?
@@211Shinobu Italian, it's still an awesome dubbing but they distort turian voices in an unnatural way, it's still cool but unnecessary
@@madcreator4650 Italian Garrus? I bet that's pretty sexy! Although I love Brandon Keener's voice.
@@211Shinobu Well it is! The only problem is that most alien characters have the voice distorted to distinguish them from human voices
@@madcreator4650 It's the same in the English version.
"Eve, if you marry Garrus it will cement an alliance between both your peoples!"
I sense a fanfic brewing...
@211Shinobu
Wrex- "Shepherd, I know what this marriage means. It can be the salvation of my people. But Shepherd.... *I LOVE HER!*"
Forgot how charismatic Garry is, I need to replay
Garry
Garry
garry
G a r r y
"for the third time"
I know -- Mordin, why are you selling off Shepard's boyfriend?!
Shout out to mordin for trying to get garrus some action
Mordin gave my Shep advice for dating Garus and now he's trying to give him to Eve? Mordin, pls.
Garrus really was our best friend
You know it!
Best damn companion type character in any game ever imo
Ah hell naw not my turian GET YOUR OWN!
I don't know why Mordin is selling him so hard!
Mordin is such a Chad for trying to hook his boy Garus up, who's into Krogans, with a bad bitch. I hope that in the end I have at least one friend like Mordin.
I don't think Garrus is into Krogan, but that's me.
@@211Shinobu after getting his scar in mass effect 2 he remarks to Shepard that female krogan are into scars. As well after grunts questline on tuchanka I believe garrus makes another remark about krogan women. Then finally as Mordin and Garrus seem to be in good standing if you ask Mordin in the same game it only makes sense that he'd try to do his homie Garrus a solid considering Mordin is a methodical man that does everything with a purpose. Cannot readily prove that's what the writers intended but that's what exists in my head cannon lol.
@@preacherpayne1628 In this playthrough Mordin was giving Shepard and Garrus sex advice, so she's a little like "WTF, dude?"
Garrus best bro in gaming history
I think you spelled boyfriend wrong...
@@211Shinobu if your best bro is also your boyfriend...incest?
@@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi Hmmm. Nah.
@@211Shinobu nah for me he was my bro tali was my romance option
@@Bruce_Wayne841 Tali is cool too.
Mordin like you want to try my friend on 😂
My Shepard is like "Mordin, why are you giving away my boyfriend?!"
@@211Shinobu I love Mordin but this piss me off lol
@@MKanakaredes He's not the most tactful, is he?
Mordin: Yet
Ryder says "Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend" to Vetra. In the OT everyone wants the spiky boyfriend.
I’ll admit he got my attention after getting that scar from protecting me
There was a comic on r/masseffect recently where Garrus took a rocket that was aimed at Shepard during Grunt's recruitment -- and the person requesting the comic had the actual in game footage. It was great.
Mordin was an absolute lad
Yes, a mad lad!
The editing of the different scenes in this is perfect!
Thank you! Garrus is just relieved he's not going into an arranged marriage with Eve!
@@211Shinobu He is in love with Tali, after all. I cannot lame him.
@@GothicElf68 There's a reason he has the Fleet and Flotilla soundtrack on his visor?
"Nobody would give me a mirror, how bad is it?"
Slap some face paint on there and no one will even notice.
"Hehe, oh damn it, don't make me laugh, my face is barely holding together as it is, ah well probably for the best, everyone was always ignoring you and hitting on me, time you got a fair shot at it."
I wish fem Shep had dialogue for when Mordin offered Garrus as a suitor for Eve, it would've been hilarious.
When I heard that I went "oh hell no".
Mordin, what are you doing? (Glares)
I feel like Shep would've been more secure with her answer, so just a kind of blase "he's taken... I hear he's married to those calibrations 😉"
Nah she'd play on and tease him about it
That's why mordin coming back alive from tuchanka was never an option
He tried to steal fem Shep boyfriend
Shepard pulls out her gun: "Get in that elevator Mordin!" "But Shepard, can fix sabotage from here." "Get in, I said!"
Mordin playing matchmaker is so sweet
Not having a sex drive he kind of sucks at it, though!
People in the comments say Garrus is into Krogan, yet he ends up dating a Quarian if you don't date either.
Well, there aren't any available krogan females besides Shepard since Eve isn't interested.
Turian and Quarian inter-species relationships are a common thing. They even made a movie about it "Fleet and Flotilla". It is also convenient as both species can eat the same food and can have an easier time when it comes to physical contact.
@@tenshiigarashi4063 If I recall correctly Quarians are vegetarian?
@@211Shinobu Not because they can't eat meat but because raising livestock on their spaceships is complicated and not sustainable. What I meant by "they can eat the same things" is that Turians and Quarians are one of the few species that can't eat what the other species eat because it is toxic to them. Turians and Quarians have similar chemistry since the ecosystem of their planets evolved with similar DNA proteins. That's why they can eat each other's foods without problem.
@@tenshiigarashi4063 Team Dextro!
Bruh, Mordin really shipped Garrus x Eve.
The new Genophage: make Krogan not have babies by introducing them to smooth-voiced Turian boyfriends.
@@211Shinobudiabolical, would that piss Krogan more or less than the original?
Should we expect a Wrex knows you sabotaged the cure scene with Mordin? I know he dies curing it, but still.
I always thought that Shepard (if romanceing Garrus) could throw in a “and taken” before Bakara speaks.
I'd like that!
Papa Garrus
He's Grunt's papa, at least!
My boy Mordin never forgets his friends
I guess he wants them to love each other like he loves them?
Wrex needs to hook his brother up.
Just not with Bakara!
He can calibrate my guns whenever he pleases.
This is the way!
Jack was right about Mordin.
He can talk em to death?
She def lying
You think Mordin is on to something?
Can't marry a lifeform who is already married to his job ❤
Calibrating?
I like scars. Got a few myself.
Mordin as Garrus' wingman😂
Unfortunately he's not very good at matchmaking! Garrus only dates honorary Krogan, like Shepard, and Wrex's niece, Tali.
Garrus is lowkey probably the smoothest dude in any game maybe ever and he doesnt mean to do it
I don’t think I’ve ever heard that bit with Mordin trying to set up Garrus and Eve!!!
Glad I could show you something new!
Garrus was absolutely trying to steer the conversation to find out if FemShep liked scars or not XD
I didn't even notice!
Oh my god, I never made that connection. 🤣
Mordin, bro, you're killing me.
He just wants the best for Eve!
Shepard will marry you garrus lol
Damn right, she will!
@@211Shinobu didn't you try wrex for your Masochist kinks
Heck at this point shepherd has scars on the face
She also got a breeding request on Tuchanka for killing that Thresher Maw!
Even though you have the option to repair the scar tissue on your face. But I like to keep em on my Shepard so he and Garrus are more bros with scars on their face to show off
@@BanishedSilentShadow3318 Nice!
😭
I mean, he didn't want to marry Eve anyway...
*smiles in MaleShep*
Mordin, it's the it's the leading brother to find a potential marriage partner for the following brother, also gimme a few need to get a hold of Wrex for this one. 😂
Oh, man, I never out those convos together.
Krogan + scars = love! 🧡💙
Garrizz doesn't need arrangements for this stuff
The only krogan he's marrying is Urdnot Shepard (honorary krogan).
OMG I forgot Mordin was trying to set Bakara up
Doesn't really help if the only fertile female marries a Turian.
I'm still kind of disappointed how awkward the Garrus/femshep relationship path felt. I mean they clearly didn't anticipate that we would want that option. It's what, an extra update for ME2? Garrus has the best personality. Who cares if he's a little rough. Literally
They leaned into it in ME3 though, which was nice!
I love how awkward it is at first. I mean, as much as I love Garrus it would still be pretty weird to hit on an alien-bird-man. And it matures so much in ME3! It seems much more realistic than having everything be perfectly honky-dory from the start lol.
@@grymmoire I like that's he's pretty dense when it comes to women and Shepard is horrible at dropping hints but they make it work.
I like the Garrus/Tali relationship. Those two are off limits for Shepherd as far as I'm concerned.
@@rainman6090 I haven't romanced Tali yet, but I will someday!
I just realized, is Eve voiced by the same person who voices female Dark Elves in Skyrim? I just now realized the similarities in their voice.
By the way “reasonably intelligent” Mordin just did him dirty.
I think that's high praise coming from Mordin!
Eve's VA is Lani Minella. Apparently in Skyrim she was Aranea Ienith, Boethiah Cultist, Dravynea the Stoneweaver, Idesa Sadri, Irileth, Jenassa, Marise Aravel, Nikuva Hlaalu, Sabine Nytte, Suvaris Atheron, Synda Llanith, The Night Mother, Nocturnal, Cindiri Arano - Dragonborn DLC, Ildari Sarothril - Dragonborn DLC, Tilisu Severin - Dragonborn DLC
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Weird to hear ireleth from skyrim at the end there.
Oo, I didn't know that.
Never heard that convo, he was always my man
My Shepard was romancing him and STILL Mordin tried to give Garrus to Eve!
@@211Shinobu Typical Salarian lol
@@sionaduncan1791 I guess they don't understand since they don't have sex drives.
Last time implies previous times.
(Edit) I appear do have misheard the line.
Mordin is persistent!
Garrus was hands down my favourite Turian/character 😁💙
Mine, too. He is the best! 💙
It took me a while to register that Mordin was playing matchmaker with Garrus and Eve.
Mordin's mind works in mysterious ways.
Years as passed but I still don't get it why, you mock garrus scars, he laugh make a counter joke, but you get renegade point. Come on😂😂
I still feel kinda mean choosing it.
I love Garrus!
As you should!
You’ve just confirmed that you are a krogan
Yup. Urdnot Shepard.
Garrus is my video game bf. I will fight every Krogan who comes between me and him. 💪
Mordin Solus would love Rimworld.
Mordin...😂
Her calling him ugly even as a joke don't sit right with me, he obviously wasn't too ugly to fuck
Sweet mother of Christ, what did you do to Shepard's face?
She's my custom Shepard. She's not pretty, but I love her.
@@211Shinobu I think she's pretty
@@atrelanor4876 Aw, thanks! I made her nose too long and her mouth a bit too wide on purpose because my Shep is a soldier and not a model.
As a fem!Shep who identified strongly with the Krogan customs, I can confirm - Garrus' scars are *very* attractive.
And he offers to get new ones for you!
GARRUS IS BEST BRO!
I always wondered why they kept hinting Garrus being with a Krogan. Was there some history to that??
I don't think so apart from his scars. My Shep is an honorary krogan though, so I guess she counts!
@@211Shinobu Lol, I guess so. We love to see another Garrus lover. 😁
@@bioticheart Right back at ya! Team Dextro 💙
Oh come on, Bakara. You encourage Wrex to have multiple female partners, surely you can give Archangel a chance to be one of yours
Are you suggesting my Shep enter into a partner swap?
I told you doctor I'm not interested!
For the THIRD TIME!
Femshep got CHEEKBONES😂
They ARE a bit sharp, aren't they?
@211Shinobu lol maybe just abit
sell off alien's for money that sound's like a good plan
That Mordin is always thinking, all right!
Yeah, uh, Garrus has a wife in ME2, don’t know why she’s never mentioned, but she emails you after you finish recruiting him.
I think you're referring to Nalah, Butler's wife. Butler was one of Archangel's squad on Omega and was killed with the rest. She writes Shepard to say she doesn't blame Garrus and that Shepard should take care of him.
@@211Shinobu I think you may be right, I’m actually starting a new run on ME2, so I’ll know for sure in like 30 minutes.
Or human...
What’s your Shepard face code?
I will share her with you if you promise to take good care of her and romance Garrus at least once.
@@211Shinobu I romance Garrus every time I play FemShep!
@@majorlydifferent771 My Shepard is rather plain, but I love her. Her face code isn't entirely constant but this is her in ME3 LE:
8D3.H1J.G6A.F98.LCL.43U.NPH.A4K.II1.1EI.2F9.K1F.1
Enter the code by hand each game instead of face importing or she will get some weird eyebrows in ME2. You may want to make her chin a bit less prominent. Take care of her for me! ❤
She was so over mordins bullshit lmao
I love that she asks him to sing to her.
Mordin died in my suicide mission, to be honest, i loved the other salarian more than Mordin.
A lot of people like Wiiks. I should try a playthrough with him alive. Have you tried ME3 with Mordin alive?
@@211Shinobu Hmm, no. I'll try in my second playthrough!
@@charlespc Let me know what you think when you do!
Garrus, if a krogan female sais yes, tht is yr only option
Thank goodness she wasn't interested!
Why are all the major Mass Effect species bipedal and why do they all laugh?
Maybe all the worlds were seeded by some ancient race with not very much imagination...
He's better off with Dommy Mommy Tali, lol.
Well, if Shepard doesn't romance him...