Bill Engvall - Three Basic Needs
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- "Eating, sleeping, sex. That's our whole day. And I can do all 3 of them in my truck. By myself."
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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Bill is one of the funniest comedians of all time is what they say you don't need to cuss to be funny
Absolutely!!
But no one has ever said one needs to cuss to be funny.
Idk he seems to be really funny to very southern people. I’m from Houston tx but didn’t grow up country and Engvall just doesn’t make me laugh. I remember my mom listening to him when I was a kid so I tried looking up some clips, just doesn’t make me laugh
touch means go push means no 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I especially liked when you said "one piece every 4 to 6 weeks" and the camera panned to a couple where the man pointed at his wife and she died a little. 😂🤣🤣
Bill, I have loved you since I first laid eyes on you. I hate that you're retiring, but I'm so happy for you and the successes you have had in life. This and "Pads" are probably my 2 favorite jokes you do but you had me crying on your last full show!!! Love from Kathy in Iowa!!
Well said
😅🤣😂 Yeah, Bill is the best.
Bill Engvall that Was Very Very Funny.
Please produce a CD or DVD of your final tour
Bill is is one of theee best he is at the top of the heap number 1 for sure doesnt need to swear or get filthy
The analogies crack me up and the sad thing?
My Wife hears me playing you on UA-cam, wanders in and AGREES :-)
Probably one the greatest comedians to come from your all. 😂😂😂
So happy that i can still watch these. They are so funny and make my day everday
He's hilarious and has great delivery.
Love you Bill! You always make me laugh til I cry. You are hilarious! Enjoy your retirement! ❤
Very, very funny 👏
You have always made us laugh and we will always remember how you hard you loved doing it. Thanks for the memories!!!
love this guy know matter what if im feeling down i always feel better from laughing listening to Bill
I learned so much about my husband from watching you. We just had our silver anniversary, so thank you for the education!
"Silver anniversary"???
Please keep these videos coming. You always make me laugh out loud.
I am soon to see the 41st year with my wife, and I can say this, there is a Manuel, but it is in many different issues and they get changed as often as Her moods so you are, 1, carrying around the 'Extended version' or 2, you need to go to the bookshelf to see if the current printing has been set out for reference, if not you are simply SOL, LOL.
My wife and I celebrated 42 years in December. If women came with an owner’s manual, it would look like a set of encyclopedias. And frequent updates would be needed to keep up with the changes.
Mr. Engvall, this cracks me up b/c I'm married 30 years and my poor husband has had to figure out signals every 10 years... or less...
Nailed it!
One piece every 4-6 weeks seems accurate lol. I'm like "Babe, you wanna have a baby...you know there is something we have to do in order for that to happen. You have had a kid before, so you know the process."
OMG...wiping tears from laughter. Bill is great! 😂❤😂
Bill showing off 😂😂😂 "in traffic!" You can imagine that must be challenging
Good evening Bill, love this 🤣 Greetings from Washington State 💞
Hahaha! Love you and your awesome humor! 😂🤣👍🏻👍🏻
Bill your hilarious 😊
The fact every couple in the building made eye contact at that moment......
😂😂😂😂😂,He’s Sleepin
You are one of my favorite people. Love your act.
You are the best.
That is afact! Thanks 😊. I needed that.
Love ya Bill 😊💙💜😍😘🥰💖👍😎😂😎
keep the clips coming
Well Bill, I have to agree now there’s two things we all can agree on we need to sleep and we need to eat there as far as the sex goes to each their own.
Happy Retirement 😊 I'll miss you!🐎🐎
Can't live with them, can't live without them, and you just can't shoot them. 🙀😂💯💯💯🙀⁉️‼️‼️‼️ Semper Fi, Oorah, Carry On& Beyond ‼️‼️‼️
Classic.
I've only ever fulfilled two of these three needs. I leave it to you to guess which ones.
I wished I could've seen you in person.
Otherwise known as "Here's Bill's Signs"!
Oh hell...Welcome to my world
Sounds like a good day, but not alone in traffic.
Their signs change daily
Bill Engvall is my favorite closely followed by Jeff Dunham
I think you are great
Boy I am so thankful I’m Single, and don’t have to deal with nonsense like that!
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0:48-1:50
2:16-2:22
2:37-3:00
❤😂🎉
😂How about if you can’t FIND the piece?! 😂 literally. It went bye bye and the woman led on? Hmmmm? I can’t be the only one. I just say what others are thinking…🎉🎉🎉
I have many times said that I truly do not understand how a woman loses a man. I get how a man loses a woman. But if you put food in the dish and scratch us behind the ears we will come home every night, lick your face and fetch your slippers and spend the night happily curled up in front of the fire place. It really is just that easy.
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Anybody else here curious how to get it 4 to 6 weeks apart? I'm stuck on the yearly
Is there a manual to this machine? Well if AI keeps going on the path it's on, there is a distinct possibility that, that could be the case.
If it's one thing I've learned from 40 years of marriage it's that men will never understand women and that's because women don't even understand themselves. Just go with the flow and prey the good days greatly out number the rough ones.
Has Gail herd this?
Well, I can get the first two...but the third one...I tell people that I'm shooting blanks, but the damn range is closed permanently. As a matter of fact, its now a giant freezer.
Mine can’t have sexual. Sleeps a lot. Throws a toddler fit about foods. And wears diapers. You didn’t come from my uterus; I’m not cleaning up your wet diapers. Been there, done that, have children to show for it. 😂
Unfortunatley her boyfriend get's it regularly with out any charges!
Bill you are right sex by yourself in a truck is easy sex with someone else in a truck not so easy. I speak from experience
I married fort 38 plyus years knew a bit more in year 36 than in year 1until my wifed ied of cancer and I only kn