Bill Engvall - Three Basic Needs

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  • "Eating, sleeping, sex. That's our whole day. And I can do all 3 of them in my truck. By myself."
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    About Bill Engvall
    Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
    - Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
    - Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
    - Aged and Confused (2009)
    - 15° Off Cool (2007)
    - Dorkfish (1998)
    - Here’s Your Sign (1996)
    Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 70

  • @Philip-cu1hg
    @Philip-cu1hg Рік тому +69

    Bill is one of the funniest comedians of all time is what they say you don't need to cuss to be funny

    • @doyleblackwell661
      @doyleblackwell661 Рік тому +4

      Absolutely!!

    • @KevenPirritano
      @KevenPirritano Рік тому

      But no one has ever said one needs to cuss to be funny.

    • @bobsaget832
      @bobsaget832 5 місяців тому

      Idk he seems to be really funny to very southern people. I’m from Houston tx but didn’t grow up country and Engvall just doesn’t make me laugh. I remember my mom listening to him when I was a kid so I tried looking up some clips, just doesn’t make me laugh

  • @roberthamilton9123
    @roberthamilton9123 Рік тому +24

    touch means go push means no 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amadeo_serrano
    @amadeo_serrano Рік тому +11

    I especially liked when you said "one piece every 4 to 6 weeks" and the camera panned to a couple where the man pointed at his wife and she died a little. 😂🤣🤣

  • @survivrs
    @survivrs Рік тому +70

    Bill, I have loved you since I first laid eyes on you. I hate that you're retiring, but I'm so happy for you and the successes you have had in life. This and "Pads" are probably my 2 favorite jokes you do but you had me crying on your last full show!!! Love from Kathy in Iowa!!

  • @occamsrazor7939
    @occamsrazor7939 Рік тому +16

    😅🤣😂 Yeah, Bill is the best.

  • @donush9139
    @donush9139 Рік тому +16

    Bill Engvall that Was Very Very Funny.

  • @robertchance4269
    @robertchance4269 Рік тому +15

    Please produce a CD or DVD of your final tour

  • @dalekriescher7462
    @dalekriescher7462 Рік тому +12

    Bill is is one of theee best he is at the top of the heap number 1 for sure doesnt need to swear or get filthy

  • @tony66au
    @tony66au Рік тому +13

    The analogies crack me up and the sad thing?
    My Wife hears me playing you on UA-cam, wanders in and AGREES :-)

  • @rexochroy2
    @rexochroy2 Рік тому +20

    Probably one the greatest comedians to come from your all. 😂😂😂

  • @Uncle-
    @Uncle- Рік тому +24

    So happy that i can still watch these. They are so funny and make my day everday

  • @carlaaustin6054
    @carlaaustin6054 Рік тому +9

    He's hilarious and has great delivery.

  • @gram2977
    @gram2977 Рік тому +22

    Love you Bill! You always make me laugh til I cry. You are hilarious! Enjoy your retirement! ❤

  • @julierose7786
    @julierose7786 Рік тому +11

    Very, very funny 👏

  • @SamuelFitdawg
    @SamuelFitdawg Рік тому +20

    You have always made us laugh and we will always remember how you hard you loved doing it. Thanks for the memories!!!

  • @robinvogt1472
    @robinvogt1472 Рік тому +32

    love this guy know matter what if im feeling down i always feel better from laughing listening to Bill

  • @karengieseking1437
    @karengieseking1437 Рік тому +14

    I learned so much about my husband from watching you. We just had our silver anniversary, so thank you for the education!

  • @BarbB315
    @BarbB315 Рік тому +15

    Please keep these videos coming. You always make me laugh out loud.

  • @johnking1896
    @johnking1896 Рік тому +7

    I am soon to see the 41st year with my wife, and I can say this, there is a Manuel, but it is in many different issues and they get changed as often as Her moods so you are, 1, carrying around the 'Extended version' or 2, you need to go to the bookshelf to see if the current printing has been set out for reference, if not you are simply SOL, LOL.

    • @steveavant9727
      @steveavant9727 Рік тому +5

      My wife and I celebrated 42 years in December. If women came with an owner’s manual, it would look like a set of encyclopedias. And frequent updates would be needed to keep up with the changes.

  • @LeoDomitrix
    @LeoDomitrix Рік тому +7

    Mr. Engvall, this cracks me up b/c I'm married 30 years and my poor husband has had to figure out signals every 10 years... or less...

  • @kathyrobertson4493
    @kathyrobertson4493 Рік тому +5

    Nailed it!

  • @imalwayslast3170
    @imalwayslast3170 Рік тому +5

    One piece every 4-6 weeks seems accurate lol. I'm like "Babe, you wanna have a baby...you know there is something we have to do in order for that to happen. You have had a kid before, so you know the process."

  • @JennyMcMaster-mj7fd
    @JennyMcMaster-mj7fd 6 днів тому

    OMG...wiping tears from laughter. Bill is great! 😂❤😂

  • @Espressoqueen9894
    @Espressoqueen9894 2 місяці тому

    Bill showing off 😂😂😂 "in traffic!" You can imagine that must be challenging

  • @jodyljohnson8515
    @jodyljohnson8515 Рік тому +5

    Good evening Bill, love this 🤣 Greetings from Washington State 💞

  • @jillcarlson2076
    @jillcarlson2076 Рік тому +4

    Hahaha! Love you and your awesome humor! 😂🤣👍🏻👍🏻

  • @jameshathorn6960
    @jameshathorn6960 Рік тому +7

    Bill your hilarious 😊

  • @walkinginfavor4383
    @walkinginfavor4383 Рік тому +1

    The fact every couple in the building made eye contact at that moment......

  • @PafMedic
    @PafMedic Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂,He’s Sleepin

  • @anneglines47
    @anneglines47 7 місяців тому

    You are one of my favorite people. Love your act.

  • @christinewood7757
    @christinewood7757 Рік тому +1

    You are the best.

  • @karlaruter3221
    @karlaruter3221 Рік тому +1

    That is afact! Thanks 😊. I needed that.

  • @debbiecozortakalonghornmom1862

    Love ya Bill 😊💙💜😍😘🥰💖👍😎😂😎

  • @lloydrobinson7081
    @lloydrobinson7081 Рік тому +2

    keep the clips coming

  • @matthewnachel7112
    @matthewnachel7112 Рік тому +4

    Well Bill, I have to agree now there’s two things we all can agree on we need to sleep and we need to eat there as far as the sex goes to each their own.

  • @beth-annwymore5071
    @beth-annwymore5071 Рік тому

    Happy Retirement 😊 I'll miss you!🐎🐎

  • @randalbuhler9042
    @randalbuhler9042 Рік тому

    Can't live with them, can't live without them, and you just can't shoot them. 🙀😂💯💯💯🙀⁉️‼️‼️‼️ Semper Fi, Oorah, Carry On& Beyond ‼️‼️‼️

  • @Cartier_specialist
    @Cartier_specialist Рік тому +1

    Classic.

  • @peterseaboldt1250
    @peterseaboldt1250 Рік тому +4

    I've only ever fulfilled two of these three needs. I leave it to you to guess which ones.

  • @heathershaw4088
    @heathershaw4088 2 місяці тому

    I wished I could've seen you in person.

  • @jasonnstegall
    @jasonnstegall Рік тому

    Otherwise known as "Here's Bill's Signs"!

  • @johnduffy6546
    @johnduffy6546 3 місяці тому

    Oh hell...Welcome to my world

  • @vickilindberg6336
    @vickilindberg6336 Рік тому

    Sounds like a good day, but not alone in traffic.

  • @jamesTBurke
    @jamesTBurke Рік тому

    Their signs change daily

  • @loriwood4938
    @loriwood4938 Місяць тому

    Bill Engvall is my favorite closely followed by Jeff Dunham

  • @lindamichael7903
    @lindamichael7903 Рік тому

    I think you are great

  • @calvarycustoms6681
    @calvarycustoms6681 Рік тому +1

    Boy I am so thankful I’m Single, and don’t have to deal with nonsense like that!

  • @mollysilverman6803
    @mollysilverman6803 Рік тому

    😂How about if you can’t FIND the piece?! 😂 literally. It went bye bye and the woman led on? Hmmmm? I can’t be the only one. I just say what others are thinking…🎉🎉🎉

  • @Valkyrie11609
    @Valkyrie11609 Рік тому +1

    I have many times said that I truly do not understand how a woman loses a man. I get how a man loses a woman. But if you put food in the dish and scratch us behind the ears we will come home every night, lick your face and fetch your slippers and spend the night happily curled up in front of the fire place. It really is just that easy.

  • @seniorelectrician6831
    @seniorelectrician6831 Рік тому

    👍

  • @Z_732
    @Z_732 Рік тому

    Anybody else here curious how to get it 4 to 6 weeks apart? I'm stuck on the yearly

  • @robertbroughton1443
    @robertbroughton1443 4 місяці тому

    Is there a manual to this machine? Well if AI keeps going on the path it's on, there is a distinct possibility that, that could be the case.

  • @mwaynem
    @mwaynem Рік тому +1

    If it's one thing I've learned from 40 years of marriage it's that men will never understand women and that's because women don't even understand themselves. Just go with the flow and prey the good days greatly out number the rough ones.

  • @AntisocialRedNeckNerd
    @AntisocialRedNeckNerd Рік тому

    Has Gail herd this?

  • @johntiggleman4686
    @johntiggleman4686 Рік тому

    Well, I can get the first two...but the third one...I tell people that I'm shooting blanks, but the damn range is closed permanently. As a matter of fact, its now a giant freezer.

  • @mollysilverman6803
    @mollysilverman6803 Рік тому

    Mine can’t have sexual. Sleeps a lot. Throws a toddler fit about foods. And wears diapers. You didn’t come from my uterus; I’m not cleaning up your wet diapers. Been there, done that, have children to show for it. 😂

  • @karlkernehan7206
    @karlkernehan7206 Рік тому

    Unfortunatley her boyfriend get's it regularly with out any charges!

  • @xcarolynx2002
    @xcarolynx2002 Рік тому

    Bill you are right sex by yourself in a truck is easy sex with someone else in a truck not so easy. I speak from experience

  • @brianwinters5434
    @brianwinters5434 Рік тому

    I married fort 38 plyus years knew a bit more in year 36 than in year 1until my wifed ied of cancer and I only kn