Bill Engvall - Being An Idiot
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- "I was afraid I wasn't going to make it... because I thought I broke my ribs... because I'm an idiot."
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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"BILL'S DEAD!!" Killed me when I first saw this!! Lol
And then picturing his mother running at him, nightie flapping in the breeze with a god awful look on her face 😂
Same
This is what comedy should be about- making clean fun out of everyday life experiences!
Bill Ingvall is an excellent storyteller. That's what makes him such a great comedian.
He was also a clean comedian, and none of his material was necessarily political or controversial. That is something I don't like about comedians today, even the ones I agree with politically. It's just a shame Bill is now retired, as we need more material like his.
Exactly!! Him and Foxworthy both are masters at sharing everyday experiences you can easily relate to- and laugh till you pee your pants!
Bill’s comedy is always so great because it always comes from his own life experience’s! 😆😆😆😆
be glad it does not come from yours ! that's one roast you don't want lol
@@ledoynier3694 😄😄 I suppose so! lol😁
And He s Crazy...
I 100% set my beard and eyebrows on fire when I was about 21 or 22. Dad was disabled and couldn't cook on the grill anymore. I thought it wouldn't be that hard. He wanted steak for his birthday. I put the charcoal in and some lighter fluid, lit it and it went out over and over. I asked Dad what I should do to get the crappy charcoal lit. He said "Pour some gas on it." I then realized the definition of young and dumb. I walked in the house with half of my beard gone and no eyebrows and Mom asked what happened. My simple response was "Go ask Dad." I have only completely cut my beard off twice in 20 years and that was one of them. The good news is that the charcoal lit finally and the steaks were good lol.
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Oh honey! That a rREAL story….loved it! FATHERS ……HOPE lESS,!
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@@nickrich56 Yep...pretty much. Every time I hurt myself in some way or another, my 6 year old goes "Again Dad? Really?' I fell out of the attic twice a few weeks ago because I was trying to put the Christmas tree away and I have no feeling in my left leg(black widow got me) and my kid smarted off at me. I was like "Alright smartass why don't you put that heavy thing up there on your own." His response "I don't have super strength." lol
I was at a barbeque with family on the 80s and my cousin threw more gas on the lit fire! How he wasn't killed is a miracle! I remember that to this day.
This guy was terrific on 'Last Man Standing' as Rev. Paul
I hope you have a happy, safe and comfortable retirement Bill! You’ve been an inspiration and healer as well.
I love Bill Engvall I every time I see hom on stage and does his comedy acts I laugh so hard that tears come out of my eyes I watch his live shows all the time on utube
I laughed so loud now my ribs hurt.
Bill you SIR are a National Treasure and absolutely hysterically funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU keep me in stitches no matter how many times I may hear a story repeat, it's just as FUNNY AS THE FIRST TIME AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the blue collar guys they're so funny
I don't think I've ever had such a great belly laugh!!! His poor mother... OMG that was so funny!!! Thank you so much.
Bill Engvall: You may never see this, but I did that same thing with my bike. Concussion. Two memories of getting home and to this day I don't know which one is real.
"I bought my son a trampoline," says it all.
Yep, you certainly can sense what's coming...
Bill is my favorite comedian.he makes me feel good when I'm down.
I love Bill Engvall he is a riot
Well, Bill you have sure earned this one….
Bill Engvall here’s you’re your sign 🪧 !!!!!
Such a wonderful man. Could have been ugly and nasty but kept it clean totally respect this man.
So funny. I have watched that special many times.
My grandpa taught me the magnifying glass trick. But he did it by having me shine it on the palm of my hand. 🤣
Excellent set!!! Sadly horribly relatable and I’m a girl!!! Grew up in a neighborhood of boys. Anything stupid they could do I could do too!!! It was AWESOME!!!
Amen sister!!!!! 🙋
Thanks for continuing to upload your stuff Bill !! We all need things that make us think about anything but the madness around us. Keep us laughing into our retirement !! 🤗💖👍
Love him...he can make me laugh like no other comedian..."Bill's Dead!" 😂😂😂😂😂
I love the one where he talks about smoking weed or eating an edible & forgetting that he had a body , was only a head 😆
Love you Bill. ❤ You always make me laugh! Hilarious! 😂
What a storyteller , wondefull.
The dog does not like to jump. Gotta remember that.
Oh gosh this reminded me of when I was 5. Popeye cartoons came on...and when he ate his spinach....he got really strong right ? So I"m thinking...well, if gets that way on just one can....imagine what I could be like if I ate 3. Off I go to the kitchen...all is clear, mom is out hanging out clothes at the clothesline...so I had my dog watch the back door. I opened my 3 cans of spinach and took them to my room. Yep, I ate all 3 cans. Got sick threw up for 2 days. Mom ? she laughed. About a week or so later, I came in from play and my mom says "Sweetie, Popeye cartoons are on" to which I said..."No thanks.
Anyone remember the cereal Sugar Jets...and in the commercial if you ate them you could fly ? They lied. You see, if you use the ladder and climb onto your roof, and try to fly after eating your Sugar Jets.....you don't fly...you drop like a rock..and wear an arm cast for 6 weeks. And Wonder Bread...that helped build bodies 12 ways ? I never wanted to find out how...so I didn't eat it. Look what spinach did...then what Sugar Jets did...nope...we will not try Wonder Bread.
i love bill so much and when every i watch his videos they always makes me laugh so hard ❤
Enjoy watching his shows. Funny and clean humor
You will be sooo missed! Don’t forget to ask Jeff if he will teach you how to drive a tractor!
should have seen my neighbor that tied out his childs pogo stick!
The part about the trampoline brought back memories to me. Another couple of things that happen with them are 1. The springs get rusted even though my Dad used "rust proof" paint and 2. The mat would rot. The cause was it was right in the middle of our back yard with the Florida heat
Burned an eyebrow off after getting a slant six 170° out and trying to start it with cheater spray🤣🤣.
This is the long version. The short one is "Here's Your Sign".
He is just too funny!😂
I should get a shirt with the word idiot on it. this way I can have an excuse for every dumb thing I have ever or will ever do in life.
I forgot how amazing this guy is. I was having a icky day till came across these videos of bill
Love your jokes
Love Ya Bill! Thanks for the new video. Wish I could see you live somewhere near.
Burned a chunk of my hair off while trying to solder a battery cable , momentarily couldn't figure out what that funny smell was !!
I love him.
😂🤣😂I needed a laugh today 💜
A fantabulous comedian. Love to watch him
HAVE ALL 3 BLUE COLLAR COMEDY DVD's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really like Bill. He's a great comedian
I love you Bill
I love ❤️ Blue collar guys What an amazing pair of comedians such a shame to see bill retire 🥲🥲🥲🥲
I love it! That was my son. Luckily he’s still alive! Lol
My favourite.
At 11:03,The Crew Is Worthless Right Now🤣😂🤣😂Needed This❤❤❤Love You Bill
❤️❤️❤️ Bill
keep the clips coming
Fantastic video👍👍👍❤❤
great thing bout bein an idiot back then was we didnt have social media to make us famous for our dumb decisions. now we got apps teaching kids how to marinate chicken in Nyquil
John Neal- Marinate chicken in NyQuil??😮😮😁😁😆😆 Oh No!😆😆😆😆😆😆
...and he thought he'd never need geometry.
"I ain't THAT BIG an idiot"
If they wanna keep their women happy, no dude should be. 😅😂🤣☠️
Hello to the funniest man my wife and I ever heard.
I had a trampoline throw me at an angle to land on my back. It was not fun!
I once rode a bike down the playground slide, because I'm an idiot. The tall metal slide. I broke the bike frame when I hit the ground. At least I didn't break my neck.
Awesome!
You can only check in at The Happy Hotel. You can never check out.
Don't say that near Charlie, she's gonna cry, then Vaggie's gonna kill you, and Angel and the others are gonna laugh
Bill enjoy your retirement. You worked hard for it.
What show is this ? And how can I watch it completely?
my uncle showed me i could burn ants with a magnify glass .my childhood was busy lol.
Lol to funny 😂
I love it😛😍
Hilarious!!!
And here’s your sign… 😝
Just looking at the audience most everyone there is getting their car broken into, and the rest are going to get robbed.😂
Bill, enjoy your retirement. I think your marijuana story is the best! And be careful on the slopes!
Il like your shows man i always thought you were a country music singer WTF,,,,
Oh To Be 8 Again!
ROFLMBO 😂🤣😂🤣
The big problem I have with Bills "Here's your sign" was the one about people who when in an airliner and hear an announcment about turbulence and thunderstorms look out the window, being stupid. I don't think so in some cases. If you look in front of the plane, as best you can, and just see one or a few thunderheads, no problem. But if you see an line of them across your course, (that happens in the spring north of Orlando for an example) you might not be making your next connection. They can't fly over or under them but have to go around.
But otherwise Bill is my favorite modern comedian. The Blue Angles flight and having peanut butter for breakfast is a favorite.
Here’s your sign!
Hey Bill, you’re gonna love this today is national scooter day and I was looking for the video that you talked about yourself driving a scooter but I can’t find it so the next best thing I’ll reply to this happening in national scooter day bell don’t forget to wear a helmet use your turn signal and please when you’re at a stop light and the walk signal is on that everybody go I just it just grinds my gears when when I have the walk signal and I’m crossing the street somewhere maybe this happened to you were there anyone else also when you got the walk signal and you’re walking across the street and cars think they need a here’s your sign every single one of those drivers do be honest with you I don’t know where their head is buried in their phones up there but I don’t know where their head really is, but it’s not looking at the road they just want to get from point a to point B without looking at us as crossing the street it drives me nuts and grinds my gears. I want to give them a sign that says here this was not in the rulebook of rules of the road at least when I was in college and high school just how old I’m getting I’m gonna be 41 this year bill 41. What is pandemic took a lot out of everybody. I know it did what a pain in the ass that was goddamn
We all have been idots at times 😊
I guess this is Envall's retirement plan. Releasing videos on UA-cam. Im not complaining....
Most people can relate
Anyone know the name of the jeans he's wearing on here???
I'd like to find some like that for my husband.😊😊😊😊😊
Here's your sign
Oh my Lord. I cant stand him. Bill u are hilarious.
What special is this?
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road. The order was Bill, Ron, Jeff, and Larry.
Thanks.
Bills dead. Lol😳😊
And if you are not burning ants with a magnifying glass then you are scraping the light part of a firefly to transfer the yellow to the sidewalk.
Play ground! My school used coal to heat our whole school! so guess what they used on the play ground?? COAL CINDERS! 😢 Sharp as knives, or cactus….and hurt like Fuck when you fell! I tied up The red headed boy in class to the jungle gymn. With his chain he brought to school, showing off😊. Late to class 🤭
Laughing my ass off
Yeah bill I gotta say this again buddy “HERE IS YOUR SIGN 🪧 “
Why did I give you a sign 🪧 again? Well because I think you deserved it because not because of anything bad, but you always say here’s your sign 🪧!! Well you were in your sign 🪧 Bill. Congratulations. Should we put it in the front yard so everybody can see why you got the sign and what made you get it? Here is the sign of bill. In case you want to know why he got this sign because he jumped off the trampoline thinking he’s 20 years old again when his brain tells him hey wake up you’re not 20 years old again. What are you doing? This isn’t going to end well for you.
"Boy, I wish I had died"; words uttered by every single Boomers when we were growing up 🤣
Burned leaves, not ants.
No
Yes
…..And GOD said, “Guess who’s God!” (Your arm is on fire, SON!). You look up and said Thank you for letting me live. All God cared about was that you were harming His creatures - think about it, good ol’ country boy.
Enjoy listening to your dare I say BS
“had a died” What does that mean?
you know how some people say 'Would Of" instead of "would Have" / Would've" I assume this is something akin to that with "would have had Died" some times your tongue moves faster than your brain and you finish talking before you finish thinking...
Being an idiot, something most democrats can teach a master class in.
Being a hourly worker and voting Republican!
Should’ve used the word liberal it means the same thing!
How old is this? He’s waaay grayer and wrinklier than this. Lmao
Most likely early 2000's.
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