Some horror mockbuster titles I came up with: The Ohio Meat Grinder Incident You Should've Gone Straight It Chased Me Tram to Boston The Cattle are Quiet And some porn remakes: Alfred Hitchcock's Nympho An American Werewolf in Linda Cream
Chelsea: “I wonder if that was any good??” James: “... well it was a porn...” I’m dying 😂 Also yeah Asylum just casts disgraced nuclear physicists and angry politicians... and lance Hendricksen
“Kill list” clearly that’s a mock buster of the kill count Also most at of the asylum films are on Amazon prime video Side note Alan quartermain was the character that inspired Indiana Jones
League of Extraordinary Gentleman was actually a comic made by Alan Moore (also did Watchmen and The Killing Joke). They're all characters that existed in fictional literature before the comic. Allan Quartermain is from 'King Solomon's Mines', Captain Nemo is...Captain Nemo, Doctor Jekyll / Mr. Hyde is... Doctor Jekyll / Mr. Hyde, Dorian Grey from The Portrait of Dorian Grey (probably who you assumed was Poe?), Skinner aka The Invisible Man from The Invisible Man, Agent Sawyer aka TOM Sawyer from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and all of them assembled by Mina Harker from Bram Stoker's Dracula. All to deal with Professor Moriarty from the Sherlock Holmes books.
Well, horror will NEVER be “mainstream” like super hero stuff is. You’ll never ever ever see a gruesome horror flick making 2 or 3 billion worldwide. Unfortunately.
The film was initially titled Cloverfield. This changed several times throughout production before it was decided that the original title would be used. Matt Reeves explained that the title was changed frequently due to the hype caused by the teaser trailer. "That excitement spread to such a degree that we suddenly couldn't use the name anymore. So we started using all these names like Slusho and Cheese.[9] And people always found out what we were doing!" The director said that "Cloverfield" was the government's case designation for the events caused by the monster, comparing the titling to that of the Manhattan Project. "And it's not a project per se. It's the way that this case has been designated. That's why that is on the trailer, and it becomes clearer in the film. It's how they refer to this phenomenon [or] this case", said the director.[10] The film's final title, Cloverfield, is the name of the exit Abrams takes to his Santa Monica office.[9][11] In turn, the road used to lead to the Santa Monica Airport, which originally bore the name Clover Field.[citation needed] FROM THE WIKI
Fun fact: Canadian wrestler Robert Maillet who was Kurgan in the Wwe (and a part of the stable the Oddities) played Frankenstein in the wrestling themed horror film , Monster Brawl. Anyone who hasn't seen it please check it out. So much fun.
As someone that used to work at Blockbuster, I adored this blast from the past. You have no idea how many people would be super confused by mockbusters.
In the spirit of your Roger Ebert episode, I would love for you guys to read bad viewer reviews of great horror movies. Critic reviews are fun, but there's nothing quite like an enraged viewer yelling about how bad a movie is
For Allan Quatermain , he is in the legion of extraordinary gentlemen. But he is a character before hand in his own series. They have a lot of free domain characters in that series (Dorian Grey, Dracula, the Phantom, Moby Dick, Tom Sawyer, Etc.)
its funny that they talk about hocus pocus 2 (which happened, and they were right that it was unnecessary) and then suicide squad (which the remake was better so actually a good thing they made it) lol.
Speaking of Horror, I'd love to see a podcast with you guys talking about C. Thomas Howell in his 90's hit movie Soulman. Lol! Not surprised he has to do Asylum movies now.
The Hitchhiker mockbuster was probably released to coincide with the remake of The Hitcher from 2007, starring Sean Bean and Sophia Bush. Seems like y'all forgot/weren't aware of its existence.
Brocky. Except she literally said she knows about The Hitcher and was surprised they did a mockbuster of it because it’s not very well known. So they’re definitely aware of its existence.
The Scarecrow trilogy is insane lol I was hoping to hear about them here. The first two are made my Asylum & are meh but the 3rd one, “Scarecrow Gone Wild” is absolutely GOLD. Ken Shamrock also starred in it
I watched The Hitcher in theaters for a special screening with Rutger Hauer in in attendance. Was a pretty cool experience. That movies deserves more recognition. It's pretty damn suspenseful
53:51 Okay first of all it’s a masterpiece, second of all as far as I can tell it is a sequel because Flag is definitely *traumatized*, but we don’t talk about the other one (shudders). There’s literally nothing I dislike about it, it’s a perfect mashup of comedy, camp, and horrific violence, and I love it 😂 Also I have no idea how the effects were done, but they all look great, especially the ones in the 3rd act.
It’s funny randomly watching this after The Suicide Squad turned out to be technically a sequel and it’s way better than the first. It’s a sequel in the way that Jurassic World is a sequel.
40:29 In the film, the tapes are titled "Cloverfield" but the actual name was pretty random. Matt Reeves got the name from a street named "Cloverfield Blvd" near the Bad Robot Productions offices. The original title was going to be "Greyshot".
To answer your questions about monsters. -The Yule Cat is a monstrous and giant cat who is associated with many other Icelandic folklore monsters. -Krampus originates in several countries, but mostly Austria and Northern Italy. Basically the monster is mostly associated with the Alpine culture. -The "Dirty old Man" is actually French and goes by the name Father Whipper. He isn't just a dirty old man that whips people. He captured, drugged, slit the throats of, dismembered, and threw the remains of three children in barrels. As punishment for his crime he accompanies Saint Nicholas and punishes bad children.
Battlefield of The Alien Race, The Train to The Old West, Hell on Earth: The Invasion, Flys, Paranormal Force, Outlaws VS. Robots, and House Of The Bones
So i'm from germany and i actually never heard of a Krampus before seeing the film, BUT I did hear of "Knecht Ruprecht", the old dude who spanks lil children if they're bad. We even had a toy whip made of sticks and we were chasing each other with it as kids
You merely adopted the Asylum but Decker Shado was molded by it and traumatized by it. Decker lost the light after his Alien Origin review. Plus you should really take a look at The Hitcher (the original) and Godzilla movies
1.- Loved the almost 2 minutes of porn talking 2.-Loved the way James looked at us when he said he watched it from "start to finish"😂 3.-Loved that they kept it and they had Columbia as a sponsor. 4.-One of the best game episodes of the podcast😍
I have to say, I really did enjoy mega shark vs. giant octopus, and it came out prior to sharknado. As an added bonus, it stars Debbie Gibson, a cringy teen star/one hit wonder from the 80’s. It’s most famous scene is when the shark attacks a plane. That scene alone is worth the watch. It was on UA-cam, but it was taken down, unfortunately.
Ok obviously this was made three years ago but Kill List is an actual horror movie made in 2011 😭😭 Also side note: idk if it’s Asylum exactly but “Big Ass Spider” I genuinely such a fun movie and well worth the watch
"The skeletons.. they dont fuck"
"Awww see that's disappointing "
I'm crying lol you guys are made for each other
can someone cut together a compilation of all the times Lucy has crashed the podcast
LastGuyOnTheLeft that would so long- and so cute I think it was the..Hereditary podcast she just sniffed the camera and black the view
Awesome idea. Yes. Patreon exclusive.
Pleeeeaaase.
I can right now 46483929
such a great idea! I love lucy :-)
Actually we should do a compilation for how many times Chelsea says interesting
Some horror mockbuster titles I came up with:
The Ohio Meat Grinder Incident
You Should've Gone Straight
It Chased Me
Tram to Boston
The Cattle are Quiet
And some porn remakes:
Alfred Hitchcock's Nympho
An American Werewolf in Linda
Cream
I would watch the hell out of An American Werewolf in Linda. That's the greatest title ever.
It Chase Me and Tram to Boston and insanely good I can't believe they're not real
What's You Should've Gone Straight supposed to be a play on?
@@Alicia-kp8bg It's been 3 years since I commented that :D but I'm pretty sure it's a play on "Wrong Turn"
Cream is such a freaking underrated title, I actually giggled to myself when I read it
17:24 Alright James, when are we getting a 'PIRATES' kill count?
14:21 I like how Chelsea looks straight at the camera, as though she can hear everyone from the future screaming TERMINATOR.
WhiskeyJack I think James might have had a miniature seizure, right then. Oh James 😋
This is funny bc right as I said it out loud, Chelsea looked at the camera as if she heard me 😭😂
Such a The Office moment
"We live in a society"
- Chelsea Rebecca, 2019
this is important
Where honer is a distended memory
Im a dumbass and legit thought this game was gonna be about guessing the movie from the name of the asylum in it
Right? Glad I wasn't the only one.
chichikk they wouldn’t be a bad idea for a game though
Me too 😂😂
"Lucy get off the counter! Yeah you, get the fuck outta there." I can imagine Lucy just staring at them like, "me?"
Chelsea: “I wonder if that was any good??”
James: “... well it was a porn...”
I’m dying 😂
Also yeah Asylum just casts disgraced nuclear physicists and angry politicians... and lance Hendricksen
But Lance is a good actor
I'm screaming at the screen "TERMINATOR!!! IT'S TERMINATOR!!" I think I'm too invested in this game lol
I was doing the same but I thought it was Robocop, then when Cheslea said The Terminator I felt like an idiot
@@idiotbox1814 LOL
JohnThomas Griffy that’s not a bad guess!
“Kill list” clearly that’s a mock buster of the kill count
Also most at of the asylum films are on Amazon prime video
Side note Alan quartermain was the character that inspired Indiana Jones
Looks like I have some movies to watch
I thought kill list was death note xd
@@xxdepressionxx5772 I was thinking Kill Bill
Quartermain is bad ass. Great name too, dammit.
There actually is a movie called "To Grandmother's House We Go," starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
I was looking for someone to comment this!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
17:19 didn't think we would have a good minute and a half where james and Chelsea are taking about porn on the podcast, but here it is
The Thrill Count, a mockbuster of the famous UA-cam series hosted by The Kill Overlord himself, The Kill Count, starring Amos J Sharisse.
Reading this 3 years later and it's an underappreciated point! Lol! Love from a random UA-cam stranger in the UK!!! X
Fun fact: "Abracadabra" is the name of "Hocus Pocus" here in Brazil.
Fun fact: I like cheese
Every time I hear they're engaged my heart grows three sizes, just so excited for them
I’m still bisexual because of this channel.
What that makes no sense
Harry Fom James and Chelsea are hot.
@@patricktrent9548 *whoosh*
@@t-r3y wtf
I was already bi but big agree 🤣
kill list also could have been for the anime and Netflix adaptation of death note
League of Extraordinary Gentleman was actually a comic made by Alan Moore (also did Watchmen and The Killing Joke). They're all characters that existed in fictional literature before the comic. Allan Quartermain is from 'King Solomon's Mines', Captain Nemo is...Captain Nemo, Doctor Jekyll / Mr. Hyde is... Doctor Jekyll / Mr. Hyde, Dorian Grey from The Portrait of Dorian Grey (probably who you assumed was Poe?), Skinner aka The Invisible Man from The Invisible Man, Agent Sawyer aka TOM Sawyer from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and all of them assembled by Mina Harker from Bram Stoker's Dracula. All to deal with Professor Moriarty from the Sherlock Holmes books.
These Dead Meat podcasts making my day a whole lot better every time. Their optimism is contagious.
Never heard of mockbusters before, so this was an interesting episode.
Meat & Potatoes the incredible bulk check out the trailer. Not hulk, bulk.
How about a Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark episode...
They already have that ot
Dude I just watched that yesterday!
@@traibradley2111 where?
James: "I hate superhero movies because they're just everywhere now."
Also James: "I love how horror movies are just everywhere now!"
Well, horror will NEVER be “mainstream” like super hero stuff is. You’ll never ever ever see a gruesome horror flick making 2 or 3 billion worldwide. Unfortunately.
Cape shit movies aren't as entertaining, lmao
The film was initially titled Cloverfield. This changed several times throughout production before it was decided that the original title would be used. Matt Reeves explained that the title was changed frequently due to the hype caused by the teaser trailer. "That excitement spread to such a degree that we suddenly couldn't use the name anymore. So we started using all these names like Slusho and Cheese.[9] And people always found out what we were doing!" The director said that "Cloverfield" was the government's case designation for the events caused by the monster, comparing the titling to that of the Manhattan Project. "And it's not a project per se. It's the way that this case has been designated. That's why that is on the trailer, and it becomes clearer in the film. It's how they refer to this phenomenon [or] this case", said the director.[10] The film's final title, Cloverfield, is the name of the exit Abrams takes to his Santa Monica office.[9][11] In turn, the road used to lead to the Santa Monica Airport, which originally bore the name Clover Field.[citation needed]
FROM THE WIKI
I love that even when Lucy has her butt right in Chelsea's face she just keeps on talking like nothing is happening.
Fun fact: Canadian wrestler Robert Maillet who was Kurgan in the Wwe (and a part of the stable the Oddities) played Frankenstein in the wrestling themed horror film , Monster Brawl. Anyone who hasn't seen it please check it out. So much fun.
I love that Jams can still get tripped up by Chelsea's mind-games. These two are a great combo, and love what they do.
As someone that used to work at Blockbuster, I adored this blast from the past. You have no idea how many people would be super confused by mockbusters.
Look at you Dead Meat podcast making me look forward to Tuesdays.
How are the knees buddy?
26:50 Regarding The Asylum getting their own streaming service:
Most of the Asylum Movies are on Amazon Prime (at least in Austria)
Chelsea's love for The New Day makes this video a 10 of 10, Lucy sightings and scolding push this over the top.
50:10 lol speaking from the future, we did get a Hocus Pocus 2 and it made me cry
36:13 james looks so betrayed by Lucy XD
In the spirit of your Roger Ebert episode, I would love for you guys to read bad viewer reviews of great horror movies. Critic reviews are fun, but there's nothing quite like an enraged viewer yelling about how bad a movie is
AvSH: Alien vs Sports Hunter. AvBF: Alien vs Bass Fisherman
me: *reloads home page*
dead meat video: *uploaded 32 seconds ago*
me: neat
neat meat
10:04 I was doing a paper on the outsiders while I was listening to this
My class read the book and one of the girls acted like she was married to the main group.
‘The cobbler’ sounds like a Leprechaun ‘mock-buster’
For Allan Quatermain , he is in the legion of extraordinary gentlemen. But he is a character before hand in his own series. They have a lot of free domain characters in that series (Dorian Grey, Dracula, the Phantom, Moby Dick, Tom Sawyer, Etc.)
YES, ANOTHER GAME!
Also, love the haircut Chelsea.
James hasn't seen The Last Crusade. You should check it out. It's my favorite Indiana Jones movie.
its funny that they talk about hocus pocus 2 (which happened, and they were right that it was unnecessary) and then suicide squad (which the remake was better so actually a good thing they made it) lol.
when they reminisce on their childhood I become deceased, chelsea said me and my shitty friends LMFAOOO
Lil fun fact, there is, in fact, a movie called To Grandmother's House We Go, but it's not a horror movie
I have never related to a moment from one of these videos as much as at 14:00 with them screaming at Lucy to get off the fucking counter
There was actually a remake of the Hitcher years ago with Sean Bean I believe...
It wasn't very good.
Yep Sophia Bush was in it
Chelsea: no fear
James: the skeletons don't fuck
Chelsea: one fear
Speaking of Horror, I'd love to see a podcast with you guys talking about C. Thomas Howell in his 90's hit movie Soulman. Lol! Not surprised he has to do Asylum movies now.
48:55 Belsnickle has decided you have been impish
Asylum is the meme that goes: "I want to see a movie. We have movies at home." The movies at home: asylum.
Diamondbolt has taught me well about the asylum
My mom bought me Transmorphers thinking it was Transformers and I swear it looked like kids in cardboard boxes
When I watched it, the audio was de synced through 90% of the movie.
Fun fact, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is the reason Sean Connery retired. That's how much he hated that movie. Like, damn.
The Hitchhiker mockbuster was probably released to coincide with the remake of The Hitcher from 2007, starring Sean Bean and Sophia Bush. Seems like y'all forgot/weren't aware of its existence.
Brocky. Except she literally said she knows about The Hitcher and was surprised they did a mockbuster of it because it’s not very well known. So they’re definitely aware of its existence.
The Scarecrow trilogy is insane lol I was hoping to hear about them here. The first two are made my Asylum & are meh but the 3rd one, “Scarecrow Gone Wild” is absolutely GOLD. Ken Shamrock also starred in it
I watched The Hitcher in theaters for a special screening with Rutger Hauer in in attendance. Was a pretty cool experience. That movies deserves more recognition. It's pretty damn suspenseful
Bro that cat doesn't miss a beat when it comes to every podcast 😂😂😂.
The level of condescension from James here is hilarious
53:51 Okay first of all it’s a masterpiece, second of all as far as I can tell it is a sequel because Flag is definitely *traumatized*, but we don’t talk about the other one (shudders). There’s literally nothing I dislike about it, it’s a perfect mashup of comedy, camp, and horrific violence, and I love it 😂 Also I have no idea how the effects were done, but they all look great, especially the ones in the 3rd act.
It’s funny randomly watching this after The Suicide Squad turned out to be technically a sequel and it’s way better than the first. It’s a sequel in the way that Jurassic World is a sequel.
It’s so much fucking better
21:45: they're so expensive because they know we have no choice
Their cat LOVES Chelsea. You never see her rubbing on James. He must be mean to her. Lol. (Jk I’m sure he’s a great pet owner. Just screwing around)
I'm honestly surprised at how many I knew. 31 days of horror October has blessed me well
So ready for Snakes on a Plane on the pod haha
The sadness that James said "oh no lance" with had me dying
40:29 In the film, the tapes are titled "Cloverfield" but the actual name was pretty random. Matt Reeves got the name from a street named "Cloverfield Blvd" near the Bad Robot Productions offices. The original title was going to be "Greyshot".
If Edge Of Tomorrow didn't have Tom Cruise, I would've definitely seen it.
The Greatest American Hero theme is now stuck in my head. Thanks, Chelsea!
To answer your questions about monsters.
-The Yule Cat is a monstrous and giant cat who is associated with many other Icelandic folklore monsters.
-Krampus originates in several countries, but mostly Austria and Northern Italy. Basically the monster is mostly associated with the Alpine culture.
-The "Dirty old Man" is actually French and goes by the name Father Whipper. He isn't just a dirty old man that whips people. He captured, drugged, slit the throats of, dismembered, and threw the remains of three children in barrels. As punishment for his crime he accompanies Saint Nicholas and punishes bad children.
Battlefield of The Alien Race, The Train to The Old West, Hell on Earth: The Invasion, Flys, Paranormal Force, Outlaws VS. Robots, and House Of The Bones
I love how Chelsea's cat just stares at us
You should do this but with Blumhouse movies hahahahah
So i'm from germany and i actually never heard of a Krampus before seeing the film, BUT I did hear of "Knecht Ruprecht", the old dude who spanks lil children if they're bad. We even had a toy whip made of sticks and we were chasing each other with it as kids
You merely adopted the Asylum but Decker Shado was molded by it and traumatized by it. Decker lost the light after his Alien Origin review. Plus you should really take a look at The Hitcher (the original) and Godzilla movies
As soon as Chelsea said "school" and "musical" in the same sentence I thought of Space School Musical.
Apparently James Gunn's Suicide Squad is a sequel, they just swapped out Deadshot's actor because Will Smith was way too expensive.
Im honestly curious about these movies!!! Also super excited about your IT 2 Kill Count!!
Chelsea, your hair looks great!
I guessed chopping mall and child’s play too 😂😂
Alan Quartermaine is also a character from General Hospital so that got me imagining the weirdest plot 😂
1.- Loved the almost 2 minutes of porn talking 2.-Loved the way James looked at us when he said he watched it from "start to finish"😂 3.-Loved that they kept it and they had Columbia as a sponsor. 4.-One of the best game episodes of the podcast😍
Great Podcast as always. Did you know that The Asylum Studios have their own channel on Pluto T.V. ? Btw congratulations on the engagement😎
“Mutant high: senior year” “fuck that i hope, it’s fake”
I love Christmas monsters! Also, I'm pretty sure the Yule Cat works with some other Christmas monsters in the same culture.
A joy ride 1,2(my favorite) & 3 I believe there is a director cut on the 3rd joy ride because of a gruesome kill, RUSTY NAIL IS HIS NAME
I still smile when I hear "we're engaged" ❤❤❤
They did NOT confiscate snakes when my homies and I saw it at the midnight premier of Snakes On A Plane 😂😂😂😂😂
"It's once a week and like 40 minutes"
They clearly haven't watched episode 2 yet
Z Nation is filmed in my town. I was basically on set for the first episode of a season.
James just casually fucked the universe with his ideas: “ You’re welcome universe. Now that’s in you.”
I have to say, I really did enjoy mega shark vs. giant octopus, and it came out prior to sharknado. As an added bonus, it stars Debbie Gibson, a cringy teen star/one hit wonder from the 80’s. It’s most famous scene is when the shark attacks a plane. That scene alone is worth the watch. It was on UA-cam, but it was taken down, unfortunately.
Hocus Pocus 2 happened
For the films that did not have a Wikipedia page, they should have some kind of description on IMDB.
I'm Loving the new kitty cat foreground on Chelsea's side of the screen! Great job!!!
RAVEN is a ecw alumni
I don't know about movies, but I was given to understand the first interracial kiss on TV was William Shatner and Nichelle Nichols as Kirk and Uhura.
"To Grandmother's House We Go" is actually a film by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Intro is way better now
I now need to check my film collection and create an Asylum section.
Ok obviously this was made three years ago but Kill List is an actual horror movie made in 2011 😭😭 Also side note: idk if it’s Asylum exactly but “Big Ass Spider” I genuinely such a fun movie and well worth the watch