Marry, F*ck, Get Killed By (Dead Meat Podcast #43)
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- James and Chelsea play Marry, F*ck, Get Killed By. James has a thing for trucks.
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MUSIC!!
~~Logo~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
Come on James, how can you pass up on marrying Leatherface? He cooks, he's an interior designer, he would prbably get all dressed up and pretty for you but like would also have your back if anyone tries to mess with you. You chose wrong on that one man!
I think despite being a mass murderer, Leatherface would be the sub in any relationship given how easily his family bullies him : c But he's a big boi so that's ok!!!
I'd marry leather face in a heart beat.
@@Primekillerboy Sub? SUB!? That boys a gentle top and you know it!
@@Primekillerboy clearly you haven't seen Texas chainsaw 2
Oh yeah and he's loyal. If someone talks shit about his fam, they're dead meat.
filing them taxes with oogie boogie
revive bold of you to assume he would even pay the taxes
Love the priorities! 🤣😆
Chelsea: "None of these are fun ways to die. "
James: :None of these are fun ways to fuck!"
James and Chelsea are *precious*
Too true
Thug life
100th liker
And you are sad
I love you guys!
Marrying Christine is more complicated than buying a car. Remember how jealous she gets ... if you even look at another girl!
Don't even think about calling an uber
However, you’d never need car insurance because she repairs herself.
I died at James explaining the nastiness of the f#%$ing
Tbh I'm totally up for marrying a super intelligent shark, I wanna have a super intelligent shark wife.
Hayley Weasley don’t we all
Same! That’s what I picked.
I have never laughed this much during one of your podcasts before. I usually love them, but this was just amazing.
Dead meat? More like
Alive veggies
More like Beat Meat
Hahahaha
AHEEEHEEHEEHEHEHOOOOOO
That sound like a non horror channel version of dead meat
Superstar PLAYER LOUISPLAYZ yeah
49:23
PFFT MY HAND FLEW TO MY MOUTH. I'M MARRYING THE CANDYMAN IN A HEARTBEAT.
I imagine the lady in the radiator cheeks would feel like oatmeal
Aw, sick.
You're probably right.
@@DeadMeat great video btw :)
Same!
Petition for them to release that half-hour-long ‘F*cm, Marry, Get Killed By’ episode
Roses are red
Violets are red
Grass is red
My garden is on fire
Jack Blessis creativity level
💯💯
😂😂😂
Jack Blessis i know that joke
Arnav Dass it is on a show called dank doodle memes
What??
When are we getting ‘That’ll dampen your lamps’ merch?
can you show pics of the people if you ever do this again please? i want to get into it but i dont know who half of the people you're saying are.
Lol same
James look of disappointment when Chelsea says doll tiffany 🤣🤣🤣
The thing about getting killed by Mama is you'll either get a gruesome offscreen death that's quick, or she'll turn you into butterflies.
Guess it depends of she likes you.
As someone who has been a fan of The Nightmare Before Christmas pretty much ever since I was able to understand what the hell was happening in it, James' Oogie Boogie impression fcking kills me every time I watch this episode
*never knew this trend was going to be in in your channel*
James’s face at 8:43 shows exactly how everyone feels about Chelsea marrying anyone but him.
5:30 “I’m in Love with my Car” (Queen)
'I want something that kids can turn up and bang their heads to'
2 things, 4 years later 😂
1. I think Chelsea forgot how hot Frank was under the mask...
2. Donnie Darko ABSOLUTELY holds up. It's one of my favorite movies in general.
Marry : Chelsea
F: James
GKB: Both #Dreams
I second that. 🤣👍
I can't tell if this is gay or lesbian
Donnie Darko absolutely holds up.
YES. Came here to say this 3 years later.
and frank was clearly the pick for fuck. Dude was hot
18:30. James’ face when he said “What?” was priceless!
"I'll just marry the shark" - Chelsea. Put that on a shirt please and on the back... Dead Meat lol
James broke the 4th wall at 12:40
I mean, there really wasn't a wall
Breaking the 4th wall is where the person in a videogame movie or video looks at you or is aware that your there
ALSO ALSO, Donnie Darko most definitely holds up. Its still amazing.
this whole episode is just reminding me of james reacting to chelsea going "what are your staNDARDS THEN" in drunk disney
“None of these are a fun way to die”
“None of these are a fun one to fuck”
Lmao that was great
Donnie Darko still holds up, it's timeless imo, no pun intended...
This is the only video on UA-cam where hearing the sentence "I'm gonna fuck that doll" isn't THAT weird
This is probably a bit odd, but DANG I like your guys’ shirts! (I have a weakness for plaid.) And the blend of red and blue is very complementary.
y'all are the cutest couple ever.
“What are you going to do with your shark husband, or shark wife… it’s legal now” the way James says that makes it sound like gay shark marriage was recently legalized and he’s not psyched about it 😂
Why is Chelsea so cute?! You two are so adorable !!
Donnie Darko holds up. Make sure you watch Directors cut
You can never look eachother in the eye 😂😂😂
I'm early for once, love the podcast and the channel so much. Thank you for the humor you give me when I'm feeling bad
Aria Gray I always press read more.
Im not deadmeat im grilled steak
Same
Better get that A1 sauce.
Thats still dead tho
@@groovecrusader7522 true :)
That’s still dead meat
Id love some pictures of the characters, barely know any that you say 😅
Mee two
Keane i just pause, and look the characters up
@@cgi_angel6001 ain't nobody got time for that
1:58 " Because when you marry someone...you fuckem...YOU FUHKUM!" Such a hilarious delivery of that phrase. Also what sexual deparavities are yall referring to? *fans self
If you got this far in the comments...
You get a participation award.
*2nd comment down* xd
Darcy Harris hand over my reward
Literally the second comment down XD
Yay yay yay
3rd down LOL
When Dr. Hill’s head came out gave it some thought and I similarly went…”maybe f&$k if it’s *consensual* this time”. I mean I’m at least curious about a severed head going to town
I forever envy the way James looks at Chelsea
If you get killed by DIO, at least you'll enjoy a donut before you die.
Underrated comment
JOTARO!?
@@therobonatorlp9295 DIO!
This was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs, guys.
2:00 James goes in depth about fucking is hilarious😂
When Yoda hit hard times he became lipstick gremlin
14:32 why can I see this so vividly?
This channel never disappoints. 😂 I always say I'm not gonna comment while watching the videos but I'm only 4 minutes in and here I am.
Dead meat?
More like bread beet.
I listen to these podcasts while I work on my doctoral dissertation.... I'm not sure if it makes more or less productive.... I've no regrets.
Trick r treaters to do all your chores. That's amazing! Yes marry Oogie!
1:22 Lol James XD That was me waiting for the rumble. Good videos and keep it up!
2 mill here since the start look forward to every Friday now!
James casually reasoning out how he could face fuck the lady in the radiator has both ruined my day and saved my week
Shark Husband also still stands as a phenomenal pick, shark husband means u are immune to any possible future killer shark scenarios, probably, maybe, or at least gives you a front row seat for an epic monster battle a la King Kong
gg
"Sexy leatherface from texas chainsaw massacre"
-Joey Tribbiani
I’ve really been enjoying listening/watching the podcast. It’s fun to listen to when I’m in the tub too 😂
This is just the thing I needed to listen to today. It's silly and sweet and makes the office paperwork fly by. Thanks you two.
Here's one
Ricky Chapman/Caldwell (Silent night deadly night).
Angela Baker (Sleepaway Camp).
Freddy ( Busta Rhymes from Halloween 8).
Probably Marry Angela, Fuq Ricky, and Get killed by Freddy ig
Frank from Donnie Darko does have a confirmed kill, albeit an accident. Vehicular manslaughter.
Oh, and I think the film holds up, but the director's cut, not the theatrical. It adds some stuff that makes the film make some sort of sense.
Oh my God 😂😂 honestly, I love that you guys are so comfortable as to play this game and post it. It's really awesome 😁😁
Also, "None of these are fun ways to fuck" James A Janisse, 2018
18:30 Jame's face XXDDD
Damn James has a thing for the Sawyers apparently haha
This made me laugh so much especially when it got to the Orphan discussion "Now I'm on a list," that got me laughing really good. Nice guys, also she's I believe the Orphan is 33 in the movie I recently watched it.
I feel like if I had the choice of Freddy I’d want to get killed by him because I’d like to see what crazy stuff he’d pull
PewDiePie VS T-Series (2018-19) KILL COUNT
Uploaded by Dead Meat 2 mins ago
Too many to count
Noob Sharkey
And that’s how James is gonna retire
Yeah but why
kills 1000 t series and pewdiepie win
Kill T-series
Knowing you watch WWE, even if it’s just the Rumble, adds so many layers to how much I love you guys.
Donnie Darko held up pretty well when I saw it for my first time last year, became a favorite of mine.
This is couple goals.
I wonder what that says about you when someone rather marry a shark...
Donnie Darko is definitely good! I might be biased though as its one of my favorite movies. The whole timeline and time travel business within the movie is hard to follow at times but it holds up well. Definitely would recommend watching it!!
Julianna 1 I love it too
I like how at the beginning of this video James just clarified the difference between marry and fuck 😂 I love this
I loved when James said “You’re joking, I can’t believe my eyes”. I genuinely thought it was a clip from the movie.
GEOCITIES!!!! so many memories
For some reason this reminded me of the fact that IT IS CANON that if Chop Top scratches one specific part on his metal plate, he will insistently get off
I have no clue why but I thought it was funny
Man, some of these were rough choices but I’m glad they both got to end with a fun one
How Conal Cochran takes the Stonehenge piece, I have a stupid theory just for a good laugh, I picture this taking place after Leprechaun 4: In Space, the giant Leprechaun ends up on Earth and picks up the piece of Stonehenge like a toy block and brings it to California for Cochran (Cochran did say we wouldn't believe how they got it there, and that's a way I wouldn't believe if my life depended on it, especially considering Leprechaun 4 takes place way in the future, but it's possible that he time traveled into the past)
1:20 me recording on royal rumble night (I wouldn't in case I missed it)
42:11 man I’d marry the shit out of Connal Cochrane, dude owns a toy company, I’m basically marrying into a fortune
the title tells me i'm going to love this vid
8:43 Jame’s reaction
You guys function so well as a couple.
you guys should play Dead By Daylight on the channel sometime
I met Bill Mosely at a convention. Couldn't have been sweeter. You can tell James, he's a generous lover.
Ya'll are the best! These Podcast games are my fave! ❤
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEL ARNOLD!!!!!!!
Is it that Joel? Or a different one cuz theres a lot of Joels lately, its like an invasion
InvaJoel
7:10 .... 🤣🤣🤣🤣, It's funny hearing to that now.
Can I just say I LOOOOOOVE that James is into wrestling because I’m a huge wrestling fan!!
*Don't press read more* 🤔
*You now have good luck for the rest* *of 2019 Have a good day* 😁👍
😁👍
Thanks, thought it was a *your 2019 is cursed, like to undo it.*
Cheers,
lol that's so cringe no offense to anyone who says cheers
Thanks man
I'm literally already 47 minutes into this on Spotify, but don't think I'm not about to watch this, too.
Great now I’m playing fuck, marry, get killed by with my friends lmao 😂
23:36 all I can think is “is tamra here?” over and over and over 😅😅
honestly, the podcast episode i didn’t know I needed.
6:35 something in my brain needs to be studied cus why was my immediate reaction to chelsea saying this "FUCK FRANK THE RABBIT!!!"
Love the podcast but got notification in school got a detention
I gotta agree I was very impatient for the rumble aswell
Marry Laurie Strode, F*** Michael Myers, get killed by Audrey Two 😂
I'm not typically a podcast person but honestly, I've gotten really into listening to you guys. Even though you're discussing horror movies, it's so comforting for whatever reason lol Keep up the good work guys!
Unorthodox | AJ agreed