James May makes the most disgusting sandwiches yet

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  • @hihiguy5716
    @hihiguy5716 5 років тому +3626

    i always get happy when james says his original catch phrases like 'oh crikey, its the rozzers!'

    • @0v0rd
      @0v0rd 5 років тому +91

      @hihiguy or "oh cock"

    • @Luqman899
      @Luqman899 5 років тому +34

      "Man in Heaven."

    • @arnoldmbuthia2687
      @arnoldmbuthia2687 5 років тому +11

      Too bad he can't say oh cock

    • @makeit.nice1111
      @makeit.nice1111 5 років тому +159

      LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAAN!

    • @RedHeadForester
      @RedHeadForester 5 років тому +28

      @@a.vodkanerd5419In addition those phrases vary massively around the country. Even travelling 25 miles you can encounter totally different dialect. One of the things I love about being English!

  • @jekylltraveler
    @jekylltraveler 5 років тому +2318

    "mechanically recovered chicken" - gives me visions of James May chasing down free range chickens in his Ferrari.

    • @PhilipCockram
      @PhilipCockram 5 років тому +12

      love it

    • @Throku
      @Throku 5 років тому +30

      He'd still be too slow to catch any.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 4 роки тому +58

      I guess the "mechanically separated chicken" means he hit it with the car and the bird blew up. =)

    • @kingmichealthefirstofroman2278
      @kingmichealthefirstofroman2278 4 роки тому +2

      James in a rolls royce lover not ferrarir

    • @mcgee9777
      @mcgee9777 4 роки тому

      You read my mind

  • @fattypacquiao
    @fattypacquiao 5 років тому +2062

    "My cat likes cat food."
    We're not worthy.

    • @reaperoflostsouls4323
      @reaperoflostsouls4323 5 років тому +22

      My dog hates cat food but would love to eat your cat lol.

    • @CrazyScotsmanKap
      @CrazyScotsmanKap 5 років тому +15

      *loves

    • @fattypacquiao
      @fattypacquiao 5 років тому +7

      @@CrazyScotsmanKap yeah my mistake.

    • @reaperoflostsouls4323
      @reaperoflostsouls4323 5 років тому +1

      @@CrazyScotsmanKap Think you need to read what i wrote again buddy.

    • @samvrs
      @samvrs 5 років тому

      Guy Retry beat my to it! 😂😂

  • @bradman7281
    @bradman7281 4 роки тому +439

    I got a MasterClass ad, foolish UA-cam tried to impress me with the 2nd best chef in the world when I came to see the first

    • @moemotors2570
      @moemotors2570 3 роки тому +10

      this actually made me chuckle!

    • @darkySp
      @darkySp 3 роки тому +30

      "You disappoint me, Ramsay."

    • @ThatGuy-ry2hs
      @ThatGuy-ry2hs 3 роки тому +1

      @@darkySp i was just about to write that

    • @FLMKane
      @FLMKane 3 роки тому

      Who was it? White, Ramsay or Keller?

    • @THECHOSENO1NE
      @THECHOSENO1NE 6 місяців тому

      Every masterpiece (James May aka Captain Slow) has its cheap copy (Gordon "chef" Ramsay) 😂😂😂

  • @irrsinnrainer
    @irrsinnrainer 5 років тому +423

    "Don't be funny and substitude another completely different sandwich with something disgusting in it..."
    When you're on the road with Hammond and Clarkson for too long...

    • @chilldeen4590
      @chilldeen4590 3 роки тому +2

      exactly what I thinking 😂

    • @knshobhin560
      @knshobhin560 2 роки тому +4

      Exactly they would have done that same .
      Clarkson - i didn't do anything the pastes are rubish.

  • @holyheretic3185
    @holyheretic3185 5 років тому +987

    James in Seamen "I signed up for a car show, not cookery."
    Me: suuuure

    • @kimi22cm96
      @kimi22cm96 5 років тому +2

      Seth it is fun 😂😂😂😂😹😹😹

    • @lumpyfishgravy
      @lumpyfishgravy 4 роки тому

      Yes. You understand now?

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 2 роки тому +3

      well this time he did sign up for cookery so everyone's happy

  • @panospylar
    @panospylar 5 років тому +555

    My flatmate just asked me “what are you watching?” and i really don’t know how to answer.

    • @timmason7430
      @timmason7430 5 років тому +55

      Just answer 'James May'.

    • @joshbennett3768
      @joshbennett3768 5 років тому +3

      I don't know why I watched them, but I watched them for the full video... : (

    • @vtecpreludevtec
      @vtecpreludevtec 5 років тому +5

      Panos she s a rozzer

    • @Juuk-D
      @Juuk-D 4 роки тому +4

      Quickly minimize your browser and open up paint and just say you are just drawing

    • @MasouShizuka
      @MasouShizuka 4 роки тому +6

      Well he/she is probably too posh to understand this.

  • @DJ22292
    @DJ22292 5 років тому +2253

    James: “Crikey, it’s the rozzers”
    Me: *instantly hits the like button*

  • @kitsune303
    @kitsune303 4 роки тому +466

    "Crikey, it's the rozzers." Is that quotation from Hamlet?

  • @higofyp
    @higofyp 4 роки тому +273

    I grew up eating beef paste sandwiches and I was born in 1992. Living in the North really is like being in a time machine where we're permanently 20 years behind...

    • @galenwolf
      @galenwolf 3 роки тому +4

      1992 to 1997 at high school

    • @azzlackguhnter5635
      @azzlackguhnter5635 3 роки тому +9

      East Germany is also 20 Years behind

    • @pibblydog1
      @pibblydog1 3 роки тому +6

      I loved the sardine and tomato paste!

    • @RK-zf1jm
      @RK-zf1jm 3 роки тому +1

      yup shell suits have just come in up there next year mobile phones

    • @ademetal
      @ademetal 3 роки тому +6

      We had fish and beef paste sandwiches, we also used the free local paper as loo roll to save money, but things were still more pleasant than most internet comment sections.

  • @dinkaboutit4228
    @dinkaboutit4228 5 років тому +288

    This is the best argument against war I've ever seen! Just tell the children: "If you have a war, this is what you'll have to eat.... IF YOU WIN!!"

    • @dgh25
      @dgh25 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @Barfyman362.
      @Barfyman362. 4 роки тому +6

      Why did they still have to eat this way thirty years after?

    • @chastethompson1086
      @chastethompson1086 4 роки тому +23

      So that's why the French always surrender.

    • @dreamcrusher112
      @dreamcrusher112 4 роки тому +7

      Bob Jones nobody had any money

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris 4 роки тому +10

      @@Barfyman362. end of the empire followed by socialism.

  • @gilliannattress3096
    @gilliannattress3096 5 років тому +259

    God bless this man he is a british treasure

  • @NLookeeMusic
    @NLookeeMusic 5 років тому +545

    I would actually like to see James compare all the “might” spreads. Marmite, vegemite, promite etc.

    • @keelansquire
      @keelansquire 5 років тому +31

      Could see him doing Marmite vs Bovril

    • @Habdabi
      @Habdabi 5 років тому +11

      @@keelansquire gotta include vegemite for the aussies

    • @sonycans
      @sonycans 5 років тому +24

      As a dinky-die Aussie who grew up with Vegemite sandwiches from the seventies and the eighties, while I accept the taste of Vegemite however for a couple of decades I have changed to Promite as its taste to me is richer and not as harsh on the palate.
      I know that in certain parts of Australia this action is considered as "high treason" so please don't flame me Aussie brothers and sisters.

    • @falconpowerful2362
      @falconpowerful2362 5 років тому +11

      sonycans, I shall inform the guild and we will have to discuss your membership.
      I’ve not tried the others, I just adjust the vegemite to margarine ratio depending on how I feel at the time ;-) .

    • @Habdabi
      @Habdabi 5 років тому +7

      @@sonycans I'm telling SCOMO what you just said 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 4 роки тому +135

    "Clean the knife" could be the "beat the devil out of it" for a new generation

    • @mseandimitriusk7636
      @mseandimitriusk7636 3 роки тому +7

      Nothing can ever be the new ‘beat the devil out of it’

    • @blueTwl
      @blueTwl 3 роки тому +1

      More like "plenty of it, flood the cowling" instead of "clean the knife"

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 3 роки тому

      this is knife skills for real situations

  • @jameswyse5590
    @jameswyse5590 4 роки тому +21

    I well remember those Shippams pastes! In the 50's we would have them pretty much every day, at tea time. White bread, sliced and buttered by Mum, then choice of Shippams Meat Paste, Shippams Fish Past, Marmite, or jam!

  • @vampirecat3403
    @vampirecat3403 5 років тому +80

    I'm so glad that James is Branching out on his own now, he's always been my favourite out of the original TG Trio I feel he's like an Uncle that teaches you things your parents don't want you to learn (like how crap food used to be when they were growing up) I really look forward to seeing him in Japan. Keep the sandwiches coming :)

  • @caw25sha
    @caw25sha 5 років тому +397

    "999, which service do you require?"
    "Police please."
    "Metropolitan Police, how can I help you?"
    "There's a man here making a fish paste sandwich."
    "Don't worry, we'll send an Armed Response Unit right away."

    • @RedneckSith
      @RedneckSith 5 років тому +34

      "Sorry, no units available. We're too busy arresting people for saying mean things on Twitter."

    • @CaptainObvious
      @CaptainObvious 5 років тому +9

      oh no, not the rozzers!

    • @stupidfunvids3748
      @stupidfunvids3748 5 років тому +3

      @@RedneckSith Ah, one of those lowkey racist "muh free speech" people still memeing from something that happened years ago

    • @rassenkrieg9615
      @rassenkrieg9615 5 років тому +15

      @@stupidfunvids3748 So only racists are allowed to point out the suppression of free speech?

    • @stupidfunvids3748
      @stupidfunvids3748 5 років тому

      @@rassenkrieg9615 free speech doesnt include hate speech, get over it

  • @somegoodfella
    @somegoodfella 5 років тому +94

    "Plenty of it!" *Top Ten 70's Sandwich Making Quotes*
    "Oh crikey! It's the Rozzers!" *Top Ten Of The Most Famous Last Sentences Before Getting Arrested*

    • @mydaisyflutters
      @mydaisyflutters 4 роки тому +1

      What was the saying he keeps using? "Flood the calling" flood the cailing?

    • @somegoodfella
      @somegoodfella 4 роки тому +1

      @@mydaisyflutters I think it's "Flood the cowling!", followed by "Plenty of it!".

    • @mydaisyflutters
      @mydaisyflutters 4 роки тому +1

      @@somegoodfella oh thank you!

    • @somegoodfella
      @somegoodfella 4 роки тому

      @@mydaisyflutters Don't mention it.

  • @lupuscutis
    @lupuscutis 4 роки тому +30

    Once again I spent 15 mins watching tasteless sandwiches made.
    I love these.

  • @Steve-eb6eh
    @Steve-eb6eh 5 років тому +131

    After watching this series I have realised that James May was the real king of Top Gear

    • @AmperahGaming
      @AmperahGaming 2 роки тому +4

      He has always been the best! I still rejoice at the sight of a Dacia Sandero

    • @befo1968
      @befo1968 25 днів тому

      Clarkson's Farm. Have you seen it? Real television, top Top Gear!

  • @300DBenz
    @300DBenz 5 років тому +855

    May: My special cloth which cleans the knife.”
    *Police sirens*
    May: “Crikey, it’s the rozzers!”
    Rozzers: “Oy, you got a permit for that knife?!?”

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 5 років тому +51

      Knoife*

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 5 років тому +15

      cheez knoif

    • @MrSlugny
      @MrSlugny 5 років тому +5

      Outstanding....

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 роки тому +4

      No officer, I borrowed it from my friend Jeremy.

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, and? Nothing to add? Are you the Punch and Judy watching kid, screaming KNIFE! HE HAS A KNIFE! IT'S A DAGGER?! Are you the neighbour always calling the police without warning first?
      That nagging old neighbour? Is that you?

  • @therealnickroberts
    @therealnickroberts 4 роки тому +44

    "...it'll actually taste quite nice......my cat LOVES cat food.." 😂😂

  • @jojotheswede8444
    @jojotheswede8444 4 роки тому +22

    in a post-apocalyptic britain, james may is still making lurpak sandwiches as the world burns

    • @grisharotov9735
      @grisharotov9735 3 роки тому

      This MUST be a thing if the Fallout games ever goes to Britain!

  • @connormatthews522
    @connormatthews522 4 роки тому +17

    Man your ability to make brilliant content from absolutely any old bollocks is on a different level haha

  • @jackmcgough9319
    @jackmcgough9319 4 роки тому +22

    "mechanically recovered chicken" - I can just imagine James chasing down the chicken with a car

  • @hyperionphoenix6106
    @hyperionphoenix6106 5 років тому +485

    Ma boy James is back and poisoning himself again!!!

  • @djharmful
    @djharmful 5 років тому +70

    It's the rozzers!
    Throwback to Top Gear we all loved

  • @BetterCallSaul.
    @BetterCallSaul. 5 років тому +53

    “My cat loves cat food” - James May

  • @WhosAGoodDogue
    @WhosAGoodDogue 5 років тому +258

    *SUPER SAVER RECYCLING TIP:* Keep the jars, rinse them out, and screw the lids to the underside of a wooden shelf in your workshop or shed. You can fill the jars with odds and sods and just screw it back onto the lid. My Fathers shed had about 20 'recycled' paste jars all screwed underneath a shelf that contained various screws and wee electrical bits n bobs. _(Is there any chance of pinning this reply for others to see? as it's very James May-ish by getting the most use out of an object)._ Many thanks. Best. Dawg.

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 роки тому +6

      Jam jars are better you get more in them.

    • @pauljpachasajr2685
      @pauljpachasajr2685 4 роки тому +5

      My grandpa mounted his jar lids on plywood discs that he hung from the joists in his cellar workshop and he could rotate them until he found what he needed.

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 роки тому +2

      @@CB-xr1eg doesn't mean you can't use these though

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 роки тому +2

      @@shadowxxe True, and I didn't say you couldn't use these. Just that jam jars are better as they hold more.

    • @owllymannstein7113
      @owllymannstein7113 4 роки тому +12

      My basement has a ton of them hanging on the ceiling. Put there by some long dead previous owner, their rusting contents to never be used. What then will their fate be? Thrown in the garbage by some future owner? Destroyed in a fire? Pilfered by a nomadic scrounger long after society has collapsed? The only significance they will ever have is demonstrating how pointless all of our actions are, how little they will mean to those who come after us, yet ultimately they are our only legacy, slowly decaying in meaningless obscurity.

  • @jajos1001
    @jajos1001 5 років тому +7

    James is one of the most amazing man on the internet. I don't know why but he is able to make adult man happy for a minute in the rainy day.

  • @Shane-Singleton
    @Shane-Singleton 5 років тому +323

    *email notification*
    "James May Makes....."
    *clicks link*

    • @somegoodfella
      @somegoodfella 5 років тому +5

      @Dacia Sandero guys "Welcome back to the bunker kitchen, viewers. Today, we'll try water from the 70's!"

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 4 роки тому

      @Dacia Sandero guys Oi, how's them Sanderos, fellas? :D
      Cheers from Romania!

  • @saltycycling
    @saltycycling 5 років тому +34

    4:55 I genuinely turned my head to the left thinking a cat got into my house!

    • @wolf001cmd
      @wolf001cmd 5 років тому +1

      Same here!

    •  5 років тому

      sadly no :(

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 5 років тому +123

    I love how James called it Princess, it's Princes my dear boy.

    • @OGCrave
      @OGCrave 5 років тому +8

      Macho Fantastico It annoys me more than it probably should do when he does

    • @delboytrotter8806
      @delboytrotter8806 5 років тому +1

      Like the station.....princes risborough.......

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 4 роки тому +1

      @@delboytrotter8806 Yanks like like like you like likes. Like the station! No.

    • @greenyblueish6138
      @greenyblueish6138 4 роки тому

      I kept saying Princes too lol

    • @robertraft
      @robertraft 4 роки тому

      makes me want to punt him in the chuffer when he says that.

  • @themeparkenthusiast169
    @themeparkenthusiast169 4 роки тому +22

    I nearly pissed myself at “CRIKEY ITS THE ROZZERS” 😂🤣🤣

  • @FrontSideBus
    @FrontSideBus 4 роки тому +21

    Never mind the 1970’s, I had paste or jam sandwiches for my packed lunch when I was at school in the early 1990’s lol.

    • @Interknetz
      @Interknetz 4 роки тому +3

      My parents had paste when I was in school around 2006. Kinda fancy some after this video.

    • @DeathSpiral777
      @DeathSpiral777 4 роки тому

      Me too! I vaguely remember them being quite nice but i have no idea what flavour they were..

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому +1

      I still use it today. Handy & long shelf life breakfast item.

  • @AM-tz6sy
    @AM-tz6sy 5 років тому +19

    If James May would open a restaurant and call it the 1970s struggle food I’d go there everyday 🤣

  • @Laz_Arus
    @Laz_Arus 5 років тому +5

    Aussies of my generation grew up with Pecks brand of pastes. I recall Devilled Ham was quite popular in our household, but I preferred the Anchovette👍Must be 30 years or more since I've had any. Think I'll put it on the shopping list and have a trip down memory lane 😀

    • @caw25sha
      @caw25sha 5 років тому

      Tasmanian Devilled Ham? ☺

  • @WaffleShortage
    @WaffleShortage 5 років тому +22

    "im less enthusiastic than usual"
    lmao

  • @yung_andre
    @yung_andre 4 роки тому +95

    The only reason why I watch this stuff is only because it's James may

    • @MadCapMag
      @MadCapMag 4 роки тому +3

      Obviously 😂

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 4 роки тому

      I have literally downloaded every James May vid I could find as a stand-in for the podcast I’ve been begging for since 2016

    • @markpetrov9476
      @markpetrov9476 3 роки тому +1

      A lot of people watch these because of "Cheese ... And cheese."

  • @CP-tm7be
    @CP-tm7be 5 років тому +32

    I sort of can't believe I'm watching James May eat paste sandwiches. I'm must have something wrong with me somehow.

    • @lexwaldez
      @lexwaldez 2 роки тому

      Nothing wrong with you. It's just the timeline we're in, and I'm okay with that.

  • @unknownstuntman78
    @unknownstuntman78 5 років тому +33

    Just remembered one of my favourite things from childhood was toast toppers (Heinz maybe?) Ham and cheese was No1 closely followed by cheese flavour. Them were the days

    • @lordschleife
      @lordschleife 5 років тому

      Discontinued now I think, but there's mushroom pate in a toothpaste tube you can buy that's similar to the mushroom toast topper

    • @unknownstuntman78
      @unknownstuntman78 5 років тому

      @@lordschleife nah hate mushrooms so I never was s fan. Ham and cheese for the win

    • @peterdean8009
      @peterdean8009 5 років тому +5

      Toast Toppers??? I remember they tasted good but looked like vomit.

    • @unknownstuntman78
      @unknownstuntman78 5 років тому

      @@peterdean8009 yeah that sounds about right lol

    • @MANGO-SAXON
      @MANGO-SAXON 2 роки тому

      You just unlocked a memory for me too! I used to love ham and cheese cold and thickly spread on toast.

  • @toma6068
    @toma6068 5 років тому +88

    Is James just gonna keep doing these sandwich and mailbox videos for the rest of time? I can see him becoming the oldest living UA-camr one day

    • @nitishisad5947
      @nitishisad5947 5 років тому +2

      He is actually, he appeared in motor magazine in 1977 in black leathers. It's a conspiracy theory, he was born in 1954

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 5 років тому +1

      He’ll outlive youtube at this rate

    • @outkast3133
      @outkast3133 4 роки тому +1

      Some say he is older than time its self and will live on even after time ends

  • @tusukltd3354
    @tusukltd3354 5 років тому +27

    When i was a kid in the 70's 80's we had sutherland salmon spread!!!

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 4 роки тому +6

    I'm an industrial engineer, so whenever I read [Mechanically Separated Chicken] I automatically start to imagine the Chicken Separator Machine.

  • @willswheels283
    @willswheels283 4 роки тому +4

    I remember the first my mum sent me on my first shopping trip on my own was for a jar of Shippams Salmon and Shrimp paste.
    Paste jars were often on my mums shopping list in the 80’s.
    Ahh the memories

  • @shanewright2772
    @shanewright2772 5 років тому +16

    I've been a Peck's paste eater for 50 years. Made me the man I am today.

  • @Drifterz
    @Drifterz 5 років тому +4

    I genuinely look forward to all uploads on this channel

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 5 років тому +47

    James May is gonna be 70 years old someday and still somehow be on the run from the rozzers.
    1. Crab Paste
    2. Chicken Paste
    3. Beef Paste
    4. Chicken and Ham Paste

    • @alxuria
      @alxuria 5 років тому

      Wot

    • @georginacox3909
      @georginacox3909 5 років тому

      Just bought some from Amazon.

    • @neogeo1670
      @neogeo1670 5 років тому

      He's 57

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 4 роки тому +1

      James May is going to be that old geezer who was in a police persuit on his mobility scooter.

  • @germanjesus
    @germanjesus 5 років тому +83

    You should make a show called
    “Would Richard Hammond eat it “
    He’s like a fussy 2y/o
    Size too

    • @yashveerjugnarain7187
      @yashveerjugnarain7187 5 років тому +8

      James proceeds to cook only seafood dishes

    • @stitcha123
      @stitcha123 4 роки тому +2

      You do realise the ‘Hammond is a fussy eater’ is part of the scripted persona? You don’t think that James may actually drives slowly do you.

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 4 роки тому +5

      @@stitcha123 He is actually a little picky. He mentions in a video on Drive Tribe I think that he will only eat poached eggs if they're made to a specific specification that most restaurants cant reach on the first try and he keeps sending them back till they get it right.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 роки тому +8

      Hammond's been in so many crashes, I believe feeding him paste will trigger his hospital food flashbacks.

    • @harrypainter7472
      @harrypainter7472 4 роки тому +3

      I doin't like cheese and I doin't like fish

  • @thetruthwillout9094
    @thetruthwillout9094 4 роки тому +6

    Salmon paste on toast was my fave snack when I was a kid in the early 80s.

  • @AgrippaKCsGunTime
    @AgrippaKCsGunTime 5 років тому +12

    this is my favorite series ever. Food wasn't much different in the USA than what he had.

  • @Lobo-ih3bh
    @Lobo-ih3bh 5 років тому +48

    This should be called “James May grows a beard”

    • @caw25sha
      @caw25sha 5 років тому +5

      Or "James May can't be bothered to shave".

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 4 роки тому +5

      The beard makes him look older, kinda like when Richard grew a beard and actually started ageing

  • @Crentist848
    @Crentist848 5 років тому +10

    I love the crab paste. I buy that everytime I am at the British shops.

    • @MYSTERON07
      @MYSTERON07 5 років тому +2

      I get mine from the chemist.

    • @paladinsmith7050
      @paladinsmith7050 5 років тому

      crab sticks are better, chop them up and mix them with mayo for a sandwich filler.

  • @billyhendrix5544
    @billyhendrix5544 4 роки тому +1

    James May, you kept me happy when nothing else could!

  • @sarahmcewan179
    @sarahmcewan179 4 роки тому +1

    1 of my faves, the crab paste!, yum if your looking for a quick snack

  • @Kpiotr
    @Kpiotr 5 років тому +13

    I really thought the first paste has the following inscription on the label:
    "Ingredients: haddock (really? yes, haddock!), crab meat...."

  • @dionysiaex5538
    @dionysiaex5538 5 років тому +52

    I think Lucy needs to become the official taste tester.

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 3 роки тому +1

      on pain of sacking for refusal ?

    • @ExternalInputs
      @ExternalInputs 3 роки тому +1

      @@clockwork9827Sacked for refusing to eat a dodgy meat spread sandwich would be an unfair dismissal case certain win.

  • @williamg209two
    @williamg209two 5 років тому +81

    he said crikey its the rozzers!
    and he said you knoww

  • @Alexander_l322
    @Alexander_l322 5 років тому +6

    Daily mail headline: 'Homeless man smears various jarred pastes on genitals'

  • @elbwil4504
    @elbwil4504 2 роки тому +2

    Was born in 2000, and even I grew up eating paste sandwiches. Absolutely loved them. Still do, to be quite honest. My go to university cheap dinner.

  • @EdinMike
    @EdinMike 5 років тому +13

    I haven't had a Paste sarnie since I was a kid and i'm kinda craving one now...

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 3 роки тому

      im going to look them up at the local British & Scottish foods shop in my city.

  • @wEiRdEr_aLiCe
    @wEiRdEr_aLiCe 5 років тому +38

    Everything this man does is gonna be awesome 😗✋🏻

  • @ritchsuk1840
    @ritchsuk1840 5 років тому +41

    My Dad used to love making paste sandwiches/ my mum referred to them as “punishment sandwiches” I can’t stand the stuff ...

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 роки тому

      personally i love pate never tried fish pate only turkey liver and chicken but im willing to bet i'd like it alot

  • @crowvelle
    @crowvelle 4 роки тому +7

    Chickens do really get the short end of the stick in this whole "life" deal.

  • @viktorhegyi3249
    @viktorhegyi3249 4 роки тому

    The biggest reason i subbed to this channel because i like James's style even tho im not a Top gear fan and i love making and eating sandwiches. Make it quality building it slow and steady. Maybe even put it in the microwave like 1 min

  • @ethangonzalez5205
    @ethangonzalez5205 5 років тому +7

    "Ham defeated by spam in ham vs spam"
    - James (The Spaniel) Daniel May

  • @An_Economist_Plays
    @An_Economist_Plays 5 років тому +5

    I'm now starting to say "Plenty of it!" as I make sandwiches...

  • @stevewoodhead
    @stevewoodhead 5 років тому +88

    I had these for my school packed lunch all through the 80s - was this child abuse ???

    • @dolorismachina2
      @dolorismachina2 5 років тому +18

      Only if you didn't enjoy them.

    • @jenniferandrew3373
      @jenniferandrew3373 4 роки тому +9

      It was that, or whatever the cafeteria dreamed up. Pick your poison.

    • @elguapo1690
      @elguapo1690 4 роки тому +5

      80s England was really a dystopia eh?

    • @D4n1t0o
      @D4n1t0o 4 роки тому +4

      I had them for my 90s/00s packed lunch and I loved them. Don't get what the issue is 😅 My fave was Princes Tuna.

    • @jc441-i3q
      @jc441-i3q 4 роки тому +5

      I always got given "Ye old oak - ham" (in a can) on white bread with Stork margarine. So when I switched to school food, I was glad to eat such delights as turkey dinosaurs with smiley faced potatoes.

  • @orangestars12
    @orangestars12 5 років тому +1

    Loving this series, keep it up guys 👍🏻

  • @paulchristopher6193
    @paulchristopher6193 4 роки тому +4

    I love sardine and tomato paste with sliced cucumber in a sandwich,

  • @goomtoob8714
    @goomtoob8714 5 років тому +8

    Now everything makes sense about Captain slow, he's a "cat person"

  • @camillecali2
    @camillecali2 4 роки тому +4

    In the 70’s i loved deviled ham. It was a paste that came in a can that was paper wrapped. The can was wrapped like a present. I tried it as an adult and it was gross to me but at school I loved it

  • @LegendFromWoW
    @LegendFromWoW 5 років тому +4

    I like how there’s an ad for Ramsey’s Master Class Cooking then it cuts to this lol

  • @laurahodgson6531
    @laurahodgson6531 5 років тому

    So nostalgic for my 80s childhood. Next week when I have to eat it I may regret binge watching these videos while hungry doing an online grocery shop. Spam and crab paste sandwiches next week with salad cream on everything. Mmm

  • @CreamedCheesed
    @CreamedCheesed 5 років тому +2

    I thought there might be an area of UA-cam where James May’s just pottering around in
    a bunker making sandwiches and I was correct! Hurrah!

  • @callumhardy5098
    @callumhardy5098 5 років тому +14

    Crikey! It’s the Rozzers!

  • @dexraikkonen7
    @dexraikkonen7 5 років тому +10

    unlike Richard Hamster, May can actually pull off a goatee.

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds quite painful.

  • @OnboardG1
    @OnboardG1 4 роки тому +5

    Man, speaking of paste, I really miss toast toppers. I’m in lockdown and I could really go for a cheese and ham toast topper.

  • @ryanmodra9420
    @ryanmodra9420 4 роки тому

    I fucken love it. I love the dont forget our social plugs etc at the end and james just so cavalier "oh yes would it be lovely if you liked and subscribed"😂😂😂

  • @v8mooowder354
    @v8mooowder354 5 років тому

    This is brilliant, was only discussing paste sandwiches with my wife the other day! Paste sandwiches continued into the 80's.

  • @TeflonChannel
    @TeflonChannel 5 років тому +5

    Oh my god, the memories that came back when he said the rozzers 😂

  • @mandead
    @mandead 5 років тому +54

    James, can I blow your mind?
    It's Princes, not Princess.

    • @martinnaylor
      @martinnaylor 5 років тому +4

      Yes Princes,and the supermarket versions will be probably made in the same factory as the premium brands.

    • @bulman07
      @bulman07 5 років тому +2

      Beat me to it

  • @stuartduncan2772
    @stuartduncan2772 4 роки тому +3

    My mum used to make sandwiches with these pastes when I was a kid in the 70's. This was before we had mammy pamby pate which costs ten times as much

  • @kyrioue3158
    @kyrioue3158 2 роки тому

    'Vomiting in corner' - Lucy was the silent hand grenade that got me in the credits laughing

  • @michaelloach9461
    @michaelloach9461 5 років тому

    Only one side buttered? Definitely from Yorkshire! I don't buy them often (maybe once a decade) but I prefer that sort of thing on a single slice of toast (with butter on one side)! All the best & keep this wonderful show up..........

  • @OvenBakedCookie
    @OvenBakedCookie 5 років тому +4

    5:30 "My cat loves cat food" of course! xD
    I love this show!

  • @hellohellohello6847
    @hellohellohello6847 5 років тому +17

    James I do hope you getting 80% of all profits from tribe... as the other two are never around!

    • @antwango
      @antwango 5 років тому +3

      may was always my fave of top gear, he should lose the 2 hangers on and pretenders.... if it werent for jezza may would still be doing top gear and hammond would probably be a real crash test dummy.... may is the most interesting out of the 3

    • @shaunsmith-milne6257
      @shaunsmith-milne6257 5 років тому +1

      Agreed

    • @outkast3133
      @outkast3133 4 роки тому +2

      @@antwango you carnt blame Clarkson for may not being on top gear any more as it was only Clarkson that was fired, may and hammond both chose to leave on their own free will because they knew that top gear would not be the same without him they decided that it would be best for then to end on a high note together rather than losing one of them and having the show drag out to the point where it become some thing that its not, sadly the bbc are money hungery dick heads and chose to keep the show going any ways and now look at it, Also leaving topgear created so many new opportunitys and opend so many doors for them to do what ever they wanted i mean for the whole duration of topgear did any of us ever think we would one day be sitting here watching may on youtube reviewing random food items or unboxing peoples mail to give away?
      Im happy that he left top gear and moved on to other things when shit hit the fan instead of sticking with the bbc for another 5 years as the show slowly dies and he becomes a washed up Celeb on eastenders or in a fake jungle full of annoying fake people with fake tans and fake tits eating slugs on some shitty fake "reality" tv show to stay relavent

  • @shaunirvine7661
    @shaunirvine7661 4 роки тому +5

    I still remember having Ham Paste sandwiches in the 90s 😂

  • @ellenthorne8222
    @ellenthorne8222 2 роки тому

    I like James, Jezza and Richard, JM is the sensible one, JC for his ideas that don't always work and RH for his boyish enthusiasm. Each is brilliant in their unique ways. Keep the sarnies coming, of the paste my favourite is the crab.

  • @runswithcows464
    @runswithcows464 5 років тому +2

    Back in the day when parents wouldn't complain if their child came back from a school trip with a broken arm, we went on school trips. However, at my school anyone found with paste based sandwiches would be considered far too posh and most likely get a compass shivving. Happy days.

  • @OutOfNamesToChoose
    @OutOfNamesToChoose 5 років тому +4

    Can we have Oz Clarke as a guest for a wine tasting?

  • @elizabethingram9784
    @elizabethingram9784 4 роки тому +3

    Meow sounded as if it came from within my room! Got my attention!

  • @sovietmachine528
    @sovietmachine528 4 роки тому +6

    ''My cat loves cat food'' -James

  • @the_konando
    @the_konando 4 роки тому +2

    James begrudingly reading out the call to actions reminds me of when the BBC asked Paxman to add the weather forecast at the end of Newsnight 😅

  • @darrenbarnes6904
    @darrenbarnes6904 4 роки тому +1

    If you are looking for it, here it is: 2:27 (Lurpak spreadable butter, invented in 19 O'one)

  • @neilbrideau8520
    @neilbrideau8520 5 років тому +59

    Americans be like why do they come in single serving jars?

    • @nationalist818
      @nationalist818 5 років тому +13

      No as a American, WTF is paste? I thought its glue.

    • @TheJohnboyhunter
      @TheJohnboyhunter 5 років тому +1

      @@nationalist818 I don't know wtf paste is and I was born in 70s and have lived my entire life in the UK.

    • @RVRgeek
      @RVRgeek 5 років тому +2

      @@nationalist818 I thought paste paste as well

    • @bmxb4586
      @bmxb4586 4 роки тому +2

      @Neil Brideau I dropped you a couple of days ago and now I can't find you. Come out mate picks are getting expensive

    • @Herkan97
      @Herkan97 4 роки тому +3

      @@nationalist818 When you see toothpaste you see toothglue?

  • @soylentgreenb
    @soylentgreenb 4 роки тому +6

    In Sweden, all of these would come in a tube; sort of like tooth paste.

    • @cookiemonsterdayz
      @cookiemonsterdayz 4 роки тому

      We still have these here in germany. Can't imagine why.... Must be a great replacement for dog paste.... Disgusting!

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому

      "Dog Paste"
      We Brit's have always known the Germans were weird, but...

  • @DomPatek
    @DomPatek 3 роки тому +25

    What's the point of putting spread on top of another spread, i.e. Lurpak?

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 3 роки тому +9

      you butter the bread so it's not as dry

    • @lustfulauricthirst3111
      @lustfulauricthirst3111 3 роки тому +4

      whats the point of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

    • @paulmoore394
      @paulmoore394 3 роки тому +8

      It's because the bread needs to be topped off with Lurpak spreadable butter, invented in 1903.

    • @RedPaladin42
      @RedPaladin42 3 роки тому +2

      @@paulmoore394 1901, actually

  • @markemmett12
    @markemmett12 3 роки тому

    I love Crab Spread! Only can find it in Morrison’s these days. Where did you find Shippams, All the shops around me only seem to do “own” brand!

  • @nothsim
    @nothsim 4 роки тому

    James always putting extra to keep this channel interesting.