James May makes the most disgusting sandwiches yet

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  • @hihiguy5716
    @hihiguy5716 4 роки тому +3620

    i always get happy when james says his original catch phrases like 'oh crikey, its the rozzers!'

    • @0v0rd
      @0v0rd 4 роки тому +91

      @hihiguy or "oh cock"

    • @Luqman899
      @Luqman899 4 роки тому +34

      "Man in Heaven."

    • @arnoldmbuthia2687
      @arnoldmbuthia2687 4 роки тому +11

      Too bad he can't say oh cock

    • @makeit.nice1111
      @makeit.nice1111 4 роки тому +157

      LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAAN!

    • @RedHeadForester
      @RedHeadForester 4 роки тому +28

      @@a.vodkanerd5419In addition those phrases vary massively around the country. Even travelling 25 miles you can encounter totally different dialect. One of the things I love about being English!

  • @jekylltraveler
    @jekylltraveler 4 роки тому +2314

    "mechanically recovered chicken" - gives me visions of James May chasing down free range chickens in his Ferrari.

    • @PhilipCockram
      @PhilipCockram 4 роки тому +12

      love it

    • @Throku
      @Throku 4 роки тому +29

      He'd still be too slow to catch any.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 4 роки тому +57

      I guess the "mechanically separated chicken" means he hit it with the car and the bird blew up. =)

    • @kingmichealthefirstofroman2278
      @kingmichealthefirstofroman2278 4 роки тому +2

      James in a rolls royce lover not ferrarir

    • @mcgee9777
      @mcgee9777 4 роки тому

      You read my mind

  • @fattypacquiao
    @fattypacquiao 4 роки тому +2057

    "My cat likes cat food."
    We're not worthy.

  • @bradman7281
    @bradman7281 4 роки тому +432

    I got a MasterClass ad, foolish UA-cam tried to impress me with the 2nd best chef in the world when I came to see the first

    • @moemotors2570
      @moemotors2570 3 роки тому +10

      this actually made me chuckle!

    • @darkySp
      @darkySp 3 роки тому +29

      "You disappoint me, Ramsay."

    • @ThatGuy-ry2hs
      @ThatGuy-ry2hs 3 роки тому +1

      @@darkySp i was just about to write that

    • @FLMKane
      @FLMKane 3 роки тому

      Who was it? White, Ramsay or Keller?

    • @THECHOSENO1NE
      @THECHOSENO1NE 4 місяці тому

      Every masterpiece (James May aka Captain Slow) has its cheap copy (Gordon "chef" Ramsay) 😂😂😂

  • @kitsune303
    @kitsune303 4 роки тому +464

    "Crikey, it's the rozzers." Is that quotation from Hamlet?

  • @holyheretic3185
    @holyheretic3185 4 роки тому +985

    James in Seamen "I signed up for a car show, not cookery."
    Me: suuuure

    • @kimi22cm96
      @kimi22cm96 4 роки тому +2

      Seth it is fun 😂😂😂😂😹😹😹

    • @lumpyfishgravy
      @lumpyfishgravy 4 роки тому

      Yes. You understand now?

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 2 роки тому +3

      well this time he did sign up for cookery so everyone's happy

  • @panospylar
    @panospylar 4 роки тому +551

    My flatmate just asked me “what are you watching?” and i really don’t know how to answer.

    • @timmason7430
      @timmason7430 4 роки тому +54

      Just answer 'James May'.

    • @joshbennett3768
      @joshbennett3768 4 роки тому +2

      I don't know why I watched them, but I watched them for the full video... : (

    • @vtecpreludevtec
      @vtecpreludevtec 4 роки тому +5

      Panos she s a rozzer

    • @Juuk-D
      @Juuk-D 4 роки тому +4

      Quickly minimize your browser and open up paint and just say you are just drawing

    • @MasouShizuka
      @MasouShizuka 4 роки тому +6

      Well he/she is probably too posh to understand this.

  • @DJ22292
    @DJ22292 4 роки тому +2253

    James: “Crikey, it’s the rozzers”
    Me: *instantly hits the like button*

  • @irrsinnrainer
    @irrsinnrainer 4 роки тому +421

    "Don't be funny and substitude another completely different sandwich with something disgusting in it..."
    When you're on the road with Hammond and Clarkson for too long...

    • @chilldeen4590
      @chilldeen4590 3 роки тому +2

      exactly what I thinking 😂

    • @knshobhin560
      @knshobhin560 2 роки тому +4

      Exactly they would have done that same .
      Clarkson - i didn't do anything the pastes are rubish.

  • @higofyp
    @higofyp 3 роки тому +272

    I grew up eating beef paste sandwiches and I was born in 1992. Living in the North really is like being in a time machine where we're permanently 20 years behind...

    • @galenwolf
      @galenwolf 3 роки тому +4

      1992 to 1997 at high school

    • @azzlackguhnter5635
      @azzlackguhnter5635 3 роки тому +9

      East Germany is also 20 Years behind

    • @pibblydog1
      @pibblydog1 3 роки тому +6

      I loved the sardine and tomato paste!

    • @RK-zf1jm
      @RK-zf1jm 3 роки тому +1

      yup shell suits have just come in up there next year mobile phones

    • @ademetal
      @ademetal 3 роки тому +6

      We had fish and beef paste sandwiches, we also used the free local paper as loo roll to save money, but things were still more pleasant than most internet comment sections.

  • @gilliannattress3096
    @gilliannattress3096 4 роки тому +259

    God bless this man he is a british treasure

  • @dinkaboutit4228
    @dinkaboutit4228 4 роки тому +288

    This is the best argument against war I've ever seen! Just tell the children: "If you have a war, this is what you'll have to eat.... IF YOU WIN!!"

    • @dgh25
      @dgh25 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @Barfyman362.
      @Barfyman362. 4 роки тому +6

      Why did they still have to eat this way thirty years after?

    • @chastethompson1086
      @chastethompson1086 4 роки тому +23

      So that's why the French always surrender.

    • @dreamcrusher112
      @dreamcrusher112 4 роки тому +7

      Bob Jones nobody had any money

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris 4 роки тому +10

      @@Barfyman362. end of the empire followed by socialism.

  • @NLookeeMusic
    @NLookeeMusic 4 роки тому +545

    I would actually like to see James compare all the “might” spreads. Marmite, vegemite, promite etc.

    • @keelansquire
      @keelansquire 4 роки тому +31

      Could see him doing Marmite vs Bovril

    • @Habdabi
      @Habdabi 4 роки тому +11

      @@keelansquire gotta include vegemite for the aussies

    • @sonycans
      @sonycans 4 роки тому +24

      As a dinky-die Aussie who grew up with Vegemite sandwiches from the seventies and the eighties, while I accept the taste of Vegemite however for a couple of decades I have changed to Promite as its taste to me is richer and not as harsh on the palate.
      I know that in certain parts of Australia this action is considered as "high treason" so please don't flame me Aussie brothers and sisters.

    • @falconpowerful2362
      @falconpowerful2362 4 роки тому +11

      sonycans, I shall inform the guild and we will have to discuss your membership.
      I’ve not tried the others, I just adjust the vegemite to margarine ratio depending on how I feel at the time ;-) .

    • @Habdabi
      @Habdabi 4 роки тому +7

      @@sonycans I'm telling SCOMO what you just said 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 4 роки тому +135

    "Clean the knife" could be the "beat the devil out of it" for a new generation

    • @mseandimitriusk7636
      @mseandimitriusk7636 3 роки тому +7

      Nothing can ever be the new ‘beat the devil out of it’

    • @blueTwl
      @blueTwl 3 роки тому +1

      More like "plenty of it, flood the cowling" instead of "clean the knife"

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 3 роки тому

      this is knife skills for real situations

  • @Steve-eb6eh
    @Steve-eb6eh 4 роки тому +131

    After watching this series I have realised that James May was the real king of Top Gear

    • @AmperahGaming
      @AmperahGaming 2 роки тому +4

      He has always been the best! I still rejoice at the sight of a Dacia Sandero

  • @vampirecat3403
    @vampirecat3403 4 роки тому +80

    I'm so glad that James is Branching out on his own now, he's always been my favourite out of the original TG Trio I feel he's like an Uncle that teaches you things your parents don't want you to learn (like how crap food used to be when they were growing up) I really look forward to seeing him in Japan. Keep the sandwiches coming :)

  • @hyperionphoenix6106
    @hyperionphoenix6106 4 роки тому +485

    Ma boy James is back and poisoning himself again!!!

  • @lupuscutis
    @lupuscutis 4 роки тому +30

    Once again I spent 15 mins watching tasteless sandwiches made.
    I love these.

  • @jameswyse5590
    @jameswyse5590 4 роки тому +21

    I well remember those Shippams pastes! In the 50's we would have them pretty much every day, at tea time. White bread, sliced and buttered by Mum, then choice of Shippams Meat Paste, Shippams Fish Past, Marmite, or jam!

  • @connormatthews522
    @connormatthews522 4 роки тому +17

    Man your ability to make brilliant content from absolutely any old bollocks is on a different level haha

  • @caw25sha
    @caw25sha 4 роки тому +396

    "999, which service do you require?"
    "Police please."
    "Metropolitan Police, how can I help you?"
    "There's a man here making a fish paste sandwich."
    "Don't worry, we'll send an Armed Response Unit right away."

    • @RedneckSith
      @RedneckSith 4 роки тому +34

      "Sorry, no units available. We're too busy arresting people for saying mean things on Twitter."

    • @CaptainObvious
      @CaptainObvious 4 роки тому +9

      oh no, not the rozzers!

    • @stupidfunvids3748
      @stupidfunvids3748 4 роки тому +3

      @@RedneckSith Ah, one of those lowkey racist "muh free speech" people still memeing from something that happened years ago

    • @rassenkrieg9615
      @rassenkrieg9615 4 роки тому +15

      @@stupidfunvids3748 So only racists are allowed to point out the suppression of free speech?

    • @stupidfunvids3748
      @stupidfunvids3748 4 роки тому

      @@rassenkrieg9615 free speech doesnt include hate speech, get over it

  • @djharmful
    @djharmful 4 роки тому +70

    It's the rozzers!
    Throwback to Top Gear we all loved

  • @Shane-Singleton
    @Shane-Singleton 4 роки тому +323

    *email notification*
    "James May Makes....."
    *clicks link*

    • @somegoodfella
      @somegoodfella 4 роки тому +5

      @Dacia Sandero guys "Welcome back to the bunker kitchen, viewers. Today, we'll try water from the 70's!"

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 4 роки тому

      @Dacia Sandero guys Oi, how's them Sanderos, fellas? :D
      Cheers from Romania!

  • @therealnickroberts
    @therealnickroberts 4 роки тому +44

    "...it'll actually taste quite nice......my cat LOVES cat food.." 😂😂

  • @jojotheswede8444
    @jojotheswede8444 4 роки тому +22

    in a post-apocalyptic britain, james may is still making lurpak sandwiches as the world burns

    • @grisharotov9735
      @grisharotov9735 3 роки тому

      This MUST be a thing if the Fallout games ever goes to Britain!

  • @300DBenz
    @300DBenz 4 роки тому +855

    May: My special cloth which cleans the knife.”
    *Police sirens*
    May: “Crikey, it’s the rozzers!”
    Rozzers: “Oy, you got a permit for that knife?!?”

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 4 роки тому +51

      Knoife*

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 4 роки тому +15

      cheez knoif

    • @MrSlugny
      @MrSlugny 4 роки тому +5

      Outstanding....

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 роки тому +4

      No officer, I borrowed it from my friend Jeremy.

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, and? Nothing to add? Are you the Punch and Judy watching kid, screaming KNIFE! HE HAS A KNIFE! IT'S A DAGGER?! Are you the neighbour always calling the police without warning first?
      That nagging old neighbour? Is that you?

  • @somegoodfella
    @somegoodfella 4 роки тому +94

    "Plenty of it!" *Top Ten 70's Sandwich Making Quotes*
    "Oh crikey! It's the Rozzers!" *Top Ten Of The Most Famous Last Sentences Before Getting Arrested*

    • @mydaisyflutters
      @mydaisyflutters 4 роки тому +1

      What was the saying he keeps using? "Flood the calling" flood the cailing?

    • @somegoodfella
      @somegoodfella 4 роки тому +1

      @@mydaisyflutters I think it's "Flood the cowling!", followed by "Plenty of it!".

    • @mydaisyflutters
      @mydaisyflutters 4 роки тому +1

      @@somegoodfella oh thank you!

    • @somegoodfella
      @somegoodfella 4 роки тому

      @@mydaisyflutters Don't mention it.

  • @WhosAGoodDogue
    @WhosAGoodDogue 4 роки тому +258

    *SUPER SAVER RECYCLING TIP:* Keep the jars, rinse them out, and screw the lids to the underside of a wooden shelf in your workshop or shed. You can fill the jars with odds and sods and just screw it back onto the lid. My Fathers shed had about 20 'recycled' paste jars all screwed underneath a shelf that contained various screws and wee electrical bits n bobs. _(Is there any chance of pinning this reply for others to see? as it's very James May-ish by getting the most use out of an object)._ Many thanks. Best. Dawg.

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 роки тому +6

      Jam jars are better you get more in them.

    • @pauljpachasajr2685
      @pauljpachasajr2685 4 роки тому +5

      My grandpa mounted his jar lids on plywood discs that he hung from the joists in his cellar workshop and he could rotate them until he found what he needed.

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 роки тому +2

      @@CB-xr1eg doesn't mean you can't use these though

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 роки тому +2

      @@shadowxxe True, and I didn't say you couldn't use these. Just that jam jars are better as they hold more.

    • @owllymannstein7113
      @owllymannstein7113 4 роки тому +12

      My basement has a ton of them hanging on the ceiling. Put there by some long dead previous owner, their rusting contents to never be used. What then will their fate be? Thrown in the garbage by some future owner? Destroyed in a fire? Pilfered by a nomadic scrounger long after society has collapsed? The only significance they will ever have is demonstrating how pointless all of our actions are, how little they will mean to those who come after us, yet ultimately they are our only legacy, slowly decaying in meaningless obscurity.

  • @jackmcgough9319
    @jackmcgough9319 4 роки тому +22

    "mechanically recovered chicken" - I can just imagine James chasing down the chicken with a car

  • @themeparkenthusiast169
    @themeparkenthusiast169 4 роки тому +22

    I nearly pissed myself at “CRIKEY ITS THE ROZZERS” 😂🤣🤣

  • @BetterCallSaul.
    @BetterCallSaul. 4 роки тому +53

    “My cat loves cat food” - James May

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 4 роки тому +122

    I love how James called it Princess, it's Princes my dear boy.

    • @OGCrave
      @OGCrave 4 роки тому +8

      Macho Fantastico It annoys me more than it probably should do when he does

    • @delboytrotter8806
      @delboytrotter8806 4 роки тому +1

      Like the station.....princes risborough.......

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 4 роки тому +1

      @@delboytrotter8806 Yanks like like like you like likes. Like the station! No.

    • @greenyblueish6138
      @greenyblueish6138 4 роки тому

      I kept saying Princes too lol

    • @robertraft
      @robertraft 4 роки тому

      makes me want to punt him in the chuffer when he says that.

  • @AM-tz6sy
    @AM-tz6sy 4 роки тому +19

    If James May would open a restaurant and call it the 1970s struggle food I’d go there everyday 🤣

  • @FrontSideBus
    @FrontSideBus 4 роки тому +21

    Never mind the 1970’s, I had paste or jam sandwiches for my packed lunch when I was at school in the early 1990’s lol.

    • @Interknetz
      @Interknetz 4 роки тому +3

      My parents had paste when I was in school around 2006. Kinda fancy some after this video.

    • @Scarywaxel
      @Scarywaxel 4 роки тому

      Me too! I vaguely remember them being quite nice but i have no idea what flavour they were..

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 3 роки тому +1

      I still use it today. Handy & long shelf life breakfast item.

  • @CP-tm7be
    @CP-tm7be 4 роки тому +32

    I sort of can't believe I'm watching James May eat paste sandwiches. I'm must have something wrong with me somehow.

    • @lexwaldez
      @lexwaldez 2 роки тому

      Nothing wrong with you. It's just the timeline we're in, and I'm okay with that.

  • @toma6068
    @toma6068 4 роки тому +88

    Is James just gonna keep doing these sandwich and mailbox videos for the rest of time? I can see him becoming the oldest living UA-camr one day

    • @nitishisad5947
      @nitishisad5947 4 роки тому +2

      He is actually, he appeared in motor magazine in 1977 in black leathers. It's a conspiracy theory, he was born in 1954

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 роки тому +1

      He’ll outlive youtube at this rate

    • @outkast3133
      @outkast3133 4 роки тому +1

      Some say he is older than time its self and will live on even after time ends

  • @unknownstuntman78
    @unknownstuntman78 4 роки тому +33

    Just remembered one of my favourite things from childhood was toast toppers (Heinz maybe?) Ham and cheese was No1 closely followed by cheese flavour. Them were the days

    • @lordschleife
      @lordschleife 4 роки тому

      Discontinued now I think, but there's mushroom pate in a toothpaste tube you can buy that's similar to the mushroom toast topper

    • @unknownstuntman78
      @unknownstuntman78 4 роки тому

      @@lordschleife nah hate mushrooms so I never was s fan. Ham and cheese for the win

    • @peterdean8009
      @peterdean8009 4 роки тому +5

      Toast Toppers??? I remember they tasted good but looked like vomit.

    • @unknownstuntman78
      @unknownstuntman78 4 роки тому

      @@peterdean8009 yeah that sounds about right lol

    • @ScottyDnB
      @ScottyDnB 2 роки тому

      You just unlocked a memory for me too! I used to love ham and cheese cold and thickly spread on toast.

  • @WaffleShortage
    @WaffleShortage 4 роки тому +22

    "im less enthusiastic than usual"
    lmao

  • @jajos1001
    @jajos1001 4 роки тому +7

    James is one of the most amazing man on the internet. I don't know why but he is able to make adult man happy for a minute in the rainy day.

  • @yung_andre
    @yung_andre 4 роки тому +95

    The only reason why I watch this stuff is only because it's James may

    • @MadCapMag
      @MadCapMag 4 роки тому +3

      Obviously 😂

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 4 роки тому

      I have literally downloaded every James May vid I could find as a stand-in for the podcast I’ve been begging for since 2016

    • @markpetrov9476
      @markpetrov9476 3 роки тому +1

      A lot of people watch these because of "Cheese ... And cheese."

  • @saltycycling
    @saltycycling 4 роки тому +34

    4:55 I genuinely turned my head to the left thinking a cat got into my house!

    • @wolf001cmd
      @wolf001cmd 4 роки тому +1

      Same here!

    •  4 роки тому

      sadly no :(

  • @Laz_Arus
    @Laz_Arus 4 роки тому +5

    Aussies of my generation grew up with Pecks brand of pastes. I recall Devilled Ham was quite popular in our household, but I preferred the Anchovette👍Must be 30 years or more since I've had any. Think I'll put it on the shopping list and have a trip down memory lane 😀

    • @caw25sha
      @caw25sha 4 роки тому

      Tasmanian Devilled Ham? ☺

  • @tusukltd3354
    @tusukltd3354 4 роки тому +27

    When i was a kid in the 70's 80's we had sutherland salmon spread!!!

  • @Kpiotr
    @Kpiotr 4 роки тому +13

    I really thought the first paste has the following inscription on the label:
    "Ingredients: haddock (really? yes, haddock!), crab meat...."

  • @germanjesus
    @germanjesus 4 роки тому +83

    You should make a show called
    “Would Richard Hammond eat it “
    He’s like a fussy 2y/o
    Size too

    • @yashveerjugnarain7187
      @yashveerjugnarain7187 4 роки тому +8

      James proceeds to cook only seafood dishes

    • @stitcha123
      @stitcha123 4 роки тому +2

      You do realise the ‘Hammond is a fussy eater’ is part of the scripted persona? You don’t think that James may actually drives slowly do you.

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 4 роки тому +5

      @@stitcha123 He is actually a little picky. He mentions in a video on Drive Tribe I think that he will only eat poached eggs if they're made to a specific specification that most restaurants cant reach on the first try and he keeps sending them back till they get it right.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 роки тому +8

      Hammond's been in so many crashes, I believe feeding him paste will trigger his hospital food flashbacks.

    • @harrypainter7472
      @harrypainter7472 3 роки тому +3

      I doin't like cheese and I doin't like fish

  • @AgrippaKCsGunTime
    @AgrippaKCsGunTime 4 роки тому +12

    this is my favorite series ever. Food wasn't much different in the USA than what he had.

  • @wEiRdEr_aLiCe
    @wEiRdEr_aLiCe 4 роки тому +38

    Everything this man does is gonna be awesome 😗✋🏻

  • @Lobo-ih3bh
    @Lobo-ih3bh 4 роки тому +48

    This should be called “James May grows a beard”

    • @caw25sha
      @caw25sha 4 роки тому +5

      Or "James May can't be bothered to shave".

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 4 роки тому +5

      The beard makes him look older, kinda like when Richard grew a beard and actually started ageing

  • @willswheels283
    @willswheels283 4 роки тому +4

    I remember the first my mum sent me on my first shopping trip on my own was for a jar of Shippams Salmon and Shrimp paste.
    Paste jars were often on my mums shopping list in the 80’s.
    Ahh the memories

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 4 роки тому +6

    I'm an industrial engineer, so whenever I read [Mechanically Separated Chicken] I automatically start to imagine the Chicken Separator Machine.

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 4 роки тому +47

    James May is gonna be 70 years old someday and still somehow be on the run from the rozzers.
    1. Crab Paste
    2. Chicken Paste
    3. Beef Paste
    4. Chicken and Ham Paste

    • @alxuria
      @alxuria 4 роки тому

      Wot

    • @georginacox3909
      @georginacox3909 4 роки тому

      Just bought some from Amazon.

    • @neogeo1670
      @neogeo1670 4 роки тому

      He's 57

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 4 роки тому +1

      James May is going to be that old geezer who was in a police persuit on his mobility scooter.

  • @Drifterz
    @Drifterz 4 роки тому +4

    I genuinely look forward to all uploads on this channel

  • @ritchsuk1840
    @ritchsuk1840 4 роки тому +41

    My Dad used to love making paste sandwiches/ my mum referred to them as “punishment sandwiches” I can’t stand the stuff ...

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 роки тому

      personally i love pate never tried fish pate only turkey liver and chicken but im willing to bet i'd like it alot

  • @thetruthwillout9094
    @thetruthwillout9094 4 роки тому +6

    Salmon paste on toast was my fave snack when I was a kid in the early 80s.

  • @billyhendrix5544
    @billyhendrix5544 4 роки тому +1

    James May, you kept me happy when nothing else could!

  • @shanewright2772
    @shanewright2772 4 роки тому +16

    I've been a Peck's paste eater for 50 years. Made me the man I am today.

  • @Crentist848
    @Crentist848 4 роки тому +10

    I love the crab paste. I buy that everytime I am at the British shops.

    • @MYSTERON07
      @MYSTERON07 4 роки тому +2

      I get mine from the chemist.

    • @paladinsmith7050
      @paladinsmith7050 4 роки тому

      crab sticks are better, chop them up and mix them with mayo for a sandwich filler.

  • @EdinMike
    @EdinMike 4 роки тому +13

    I haven't had a Paste sarnie since I was a kid and i'm kinda craving one now...

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 3 роки тому

      im going to look them up at the local British & Scottish foods shop in my city.

  • @stevewoodhead
    @stevewoodhead 4 роки тому +88

    I had these for my school packed lunch all through the 80s - was this child abuse ???

    • @dolorismachina2
      @dolorismachina2 4 роки тому +18

      Only if you didn't enjoy them.

    • @jenniferandrew3373
      @jenniferandrew3373 4 роки тому +9

      It was that, or whatever the cafeteria dreamed up. Pick your poison.

    • @elguapo1690
      @elguapo1690 4 роки тому +5

      80s England was really a dystopia eh?

    • @D4n1t0o
      @D4n1t0o 4 роки тому +4

      I had them for my 90s/00s packed lunch and I loved them. Don't get what the issue is 😅 My fave was Princes Tuna.

    • @jpaulc441
      @jpaulc441 4 роки тому +5

      I always got given "Ye old oak - ham" (in a can) on white bread with Stork margarine. So when I switched to school food, I was glad to eat such delights as turkey dinosaurs with smiley faced potatoes.

  • @sarahmcewan179
    @sarahmcewan179 4 роки тому +1

    1 of my faves, the crab paste!, yum if your looking for a quick snack

  • @williamg209two
    @williamg209two 4 роки тому +81

    he said crikey its the rozzers!
    and he said you knoww

  • @dionysiaex5538
    @dionysiaex5538 4 роки тому +52

    I think Lucy needs to become the official taste tester.

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 3 роки тому +1

      on pain of sacking for refusal ?

    • @ExternalInputs
      @ExternalInputs 3 роки тому +1

      @@clockwork9827Sacked for refusing to eat a dodgy meat spread sandwich would be an unfair dismissal case certain win.

  • @crowvelle
    @crowvelle 4 роки тому +7

    Chickens do really get the short end of the stick in this whole "life" deal.

  • @paulchristopher6193
    @paulchristopher6193 4 роки тому +4

    I love sardine and tomato paste with sliced cucumber in a sandwich,

  • @Alexander_l322
    @Alexander_l322 4 роки тому +6

    Daily mail headline: 'Homeless man smears various jarred pastes on genitals'

  • @ethangonzalez5205
    @ethangonzalez5205 4 роки тому +7

    "Ham defeated by spam in ham vs spam"
    - James (The Spaniel) Daniel May

  • @callumhardy5098
    @callumhardy5098 4 роки тому +14

    Crikey! It’s the Rozzers!

  • @An_Economist_Plays
    @An_Economist_Plays 4 роки тому +5

    I'm now starting to say "Plenty of it!" as I make sandwiches...

  • @orangestars12
    @orangestars12 4 роки тому +1

    Loving this series, keep it up guys 👍🏻

  • @OnboardG1
    @OnboardG1 4 роки тому +5

    Man, speaking of paste, I really miss toast toppers. I’m in lockdown and I could really go for a cheese and ham toast topper.

  • @goomtoob8714
    @goomtoob8714 4 роки тому +8

    Now everything makes sense about Captain slow, he's a "cat person"

  • @TeflonChannel
    @TeflonChannel 4 роки тому +5

    Oh my god, the memories that came back when he said the rozzers 😂

  • @LegendFromWoW
    @LegendFromWoW 4 роки тому +4

    I like how there’s an ad for Ramsey’s Master Class Cooking then it cuts to this lol

  • @CreamedCheesed
    @CreamedCheesed 4 роки тому +2

    I thought there might be an area of UA-cam where James May’s just pottering around in
    a bunker making sandwiches and I was correct! Hurrah!

  • @ryanmodra9420
    @ryanmodra9420 4 роки тому

    I fucken love it. I love the dont forget our social plugs etc at the end and james just so cavalier "oh yes would it be lovely if you liked and subscribed"😂😂😂

  • @hellohellohello6847
    @hellohellohello6847 4 роки тому +17

    James I do hope you getting 80% of all profits from tribe... as the other two are never around!

    • @antwango
      @antwango 4 роки тому +3

      may was always my fave of top gear, he should lose the 2 hangers on and pretenders.... if it werent for jezza may would still be doing top gear and hammond would probably be a real crash test dummy.... may is the most interesting out of the 3

    • @shaunsmith-milne6257
      @shaunsmith-milne6257 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @outkast3133
      @outkast3133 4 роки тому +2

      @@antwango you carnt blame Clarkson for may not being on top gear any more as it was only Clarkson that was fired, may and hammond both chose to leave on their own free will because they knew that top gear would not be the same without him they decided that it would be best for then to end on a high note together rather than losing one of them and having the show drag out to the point where it become some thing that its not, sadly the bbc are money hungery dick heads and chose to keep the show going any ways and now look at it, Also leaving topgear created so many new opportunitys and opend so many doors for them to do what ever they wanted i mean for the whole duration of topgear did any of us ever think we would one day be sitting here watching may on youtube reviewing random food items or unboxing peoples mail to give away?
      Im happy that he left top gear and moved on to other things when shit hit the fan instead of sticking with the bbc for another 5 years as the show slowly dies and he becomes a washed up Celeb on eastenders or in a fake jungle full of annoying fake people with fake tans and fake tits eating slugs on some shitty fake "reality" tv show to stay relavent

  • @elizabethingram9784
    @elizabethingram9784 4 роки тому +3

    Meow sounded as if it came from within my room! Got my attention!

  • @dexraikkonen7
    @dexraikkonen7 4 роки тому +10

    unlike Richard Hamster, May can actually pull off a goatee.

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds quite painful.

  • @iwanplomp9966
    @iwanplomp9966 4 роки тому

    The last two touches of the bread shuffeling where completely uncalled for.

  • @qz2878
    @qz2878 4 роки тому +1

    The cat meowing halfway through scared the shit out of me😂😂

  • @shaunirvine7661
    @shaunirvine7661 4 роки тому +5

    I still remember having Ham Paste sandwiches in the 90s 😂

  • @camillecali2
    @camillecali2 4 роки тому +4

    In the 70’s i loved deviled ham. It was a paste that came in a can that was paper wrapped. The can was wrapped like a present. I tried it as an adult and it was gross to me but at school I loved it

  • @stuartduncan2772
    @stuartduncan2772 4 роки тому +3

    My mum used to make sandwiches with these pastes when I was a kid in the 70's. This was before we had mammy pamby pate which costs ten times as much

  • @the_konando
    @the_konando 4 роки тому +2

    James begrudingly reading out the call to actions reminds me of when the BBC asked Paxman to add the weather forecast at the end of Newsnight 😅

  • @kyrioue3158
    @kyrioue3158 2 роки тому

    'Vomiting in corner' - Lucy was the silent hand grenade that got me in the credits laughing

  • @borusa32
    @borusa32 4 роки тому +3

    Bloater paste-that was the stuff!

  • @mandead
    @mandead 4 роки тому +54

    James, can I blow your mind?
    It's Princes, not Princess.

    • @martinnaylor
      @martinnaylor 4 роки тому +4

      Yes Princes,and the supermarket versions will be probably made in the same factory as the premium brands.

    • @bulman07
      @bulman07 4 роки тому +2

      Beat me to it

  • @OutOfNamesToChoose
    @OutOfNamesToChoose 4 роки тому +4

    Can we have Oz Clarke as a guest for a wine tasting?

  • @letsgoballistic
    @letsgoballistic 3 роки тому +2

    The orange thingy in the corner there is quite foreshadowing

  • @falconpowerful2362
    @falconpowerful2362 4 роки тому +2

    Hahaha, visited the missus’ nan in Barnsley a year ago and “potted meat” sandwiches were a staple for a day out on the bus. They weren’t too bad, but I feel your pain, James.

  • @sovietmachine528
    @sovietmachine528 4 роки тому +6

    ''My cat loves cat food'' -James

  • @soylentgreenb
    @soylentgreenb 4 роки тому +6

    In Sweden, all of these would come in a tube; sort of like tooth paste.

    • @cookiemonsterdayz
      @cookiemonsterdayz 4 роки тому

      We still have these here in germany. Can't imagine why.... Must be a great replacement for dog paste.... Disgusting!

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 3 роки тому

      "Dog Paste"
      We Brit's have always known the Germans were weird, but...

  • @neilbrideau8520
    @neilbrideau8520 4 роки тому +59

    Americans be like why do they come in single serving jars?

    • @nationalist818
      @nationalist818 4 роки тому +13

      No as a American, WTF is paste? I thought its glue.

    • @TheJohnboyhunter
      @TheJohnboyhunter 4 роки тому +1

      @@nationalist818 I don't know wtf paste is and I was born in 70s and have lived my entire life in the UK.

    • @RVRgeek
      @RVRgeek 4 роки тому +2

      @@nationalist818 I thought paste paste as well

    • @bmxb4586
      @bmxb4586 4 роки тому +2

      @Neil Brideau I dropped you a couple of days ago and now I can't find you. Come out mate picks are getting expensive

    • @Herkan97
      @Herkan97 4 роки тому +3

      @@nationalist818 When you see toothpaste you see toothglue?

  • @ellenthorne8222
    @ellenthorne8222 2 роки тому

    I like James, Jezza and Richard, JM is the sensible one, JC for his ideas that don't always work and RH for his boyish enthusiasm. Each is brilliant in their unique ways. Keep the sarnies coming, of the paste my favourite is the crab.

  • @v8mooowder354
    @v8mooowder354 4 роки тому

    This is brilliant, was only discussing paste sandwiches with my wife the other day! Paste sandwiches continued into the 80's.

  • @philipareed
    @philipareed 4 роки тому +6

    "Princess"? No, mate, "Princes" A prince not a princess. You have misread that for decades :)

    • @fill1013
      @fill1013 4 роки тому +1

      For a minute I thought I'd been pronouncing it wrong for decades, but luckily I had a jar of crab paste in the fridge to double check. James is a fraud

  • @jwebb4750
    @jwebb4750 4 роки тому +8

    No one:
    May: lets make Exotic spicy Asian food of the 90s

    • @aar3604
      @aar3604 4 роки тому

      Jack Webb * 70's

    • @geznicks
      @geznicks 4 роки тому +1

      @@aar3604 he said 90s

  • @davidhalliday7776
    @davidhalliday7776 3 роки тому +4

    Who remembers chicken and mushroom toastier (came in a tiny can)?

    • @jellybull
      @jellybull 3 роки тому

      Toast toppers? Tiny tin, maybe its the same.

  • @ColinEnglish9999
    @ColinEnglish9999 4 роки тому

    I had completely forgotten about sandwich pastes. Thanks for the reminder.

  • @michaelloach9461
    @michaelloach9461 4 роки тому

    Only one side buttered? Definitely from Yorkshire! I don't buy them often (maybe once a decade) but I prefer that sort of thing on a single slice of toast (with butter on one side)! All the best & keep this wonderful show up..........