Shotguns (World War I)

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  • @Shaso-xv3tw
    @Shaso-xv3tw 5 років тому +12368

    The thought of a shotgun armed soldier shooting a grenade coming at them like reverse skeet is the most aggressively American thing I’ve heard

    • @3xfaster
      @3xfaster 5 років тому +218

      Shaso 1008 you could say, it’s yeet

    • @HelaNyx
      @HelaNyx 5 років тому +372

      I just imagine Larry the cable guy with a shotgun shooting grenades out of the air in a rocking chair

    • @renel8964
      @renel8964 5 років тому +74

      Awww skeet skeet moefuggah!

    • @petesmeats2729
      @petesmeats2729 5 років тому +55

      It sounds cool, but didn't you just make a cluster grenade??

    • @lordgarion514
      @lordgarion514 5 років тому +103

      @@dilanmattr355
      If it ain't broke it's still a threat and needs to be shot. Again if necessary.

  • @robertkubrick3738
    @robertkubrick3738 6 років тому +6675

    If the enemy doesn't complain about your weapon, you need better weapons.

    • @ApersonIguess-rb6fu
      @ApersonIguess-rb6fu 5 років тому +100

      Yep

    • @Ratkill9000
      @Ratkill9000 5 років тому +202

      I think some of the best irony is the Maxim Machine gun used during the first world war. Most if not all the bilegerents used it and had to pay royalties to use them.

    • @exginger528
      @exginger528 5 років тому +34

      Me when spamming cossacks in a war with anyone in civ6 as russia

    • @daviddevault8700
      @daviddevault8700 5 років тому +31

      I would prefer there be no one to complain

    • @TaKevinT
      @TaKevinT 5 років тому +42

      First our shotguns, then our nukes, and then our napalm 😤😤😤

  • @helpmereach690subscribers3
    @helpmereach690subscribers3 6 років тому +7971

    “Shotgun op plz nerfz” -Erich Ludendorff German General: 1917

    • @mondale3456
      @mondale3456 6 років тому +196

      Colorized

    • @Toxic9813
      @Toxic9813 6 років тому +64

      Ludendorff singlehandly ruined the 20th century. Change my mind.

    • @crocs4304
      @crocs4304 5 років тому +20

      @Captain Llama No Woodrow Wilson did

    • @mbsb1376
      @mbsb1376 5 років тому +7

      LUDENDORFF, ENOUGH!

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow 5 років тому +28

      @@crocs4304 No Wilson wanted his 14 poimts followed, which outlined a treat that would be fair to Germany to prevent resentment. The French and British refused to follow and from then on World War 2 came to be

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel Рік тому +296

    Even 100 years ago, people still complained about how OP shotguns were...some things never change!

    • @gaystation1757
      @gaystation1757 Рік тому +12

      Most of them are likely in video games.

    • @code066funkinbird3
      @code066funkinbird3 11 місяців тому

      Like a lot ​@@gaystation1757

    • @monobiteme6014
      @monobiteme6014 4 місяці тому +3

      War never change my friend, the only thing it changes is one of em got the most casualties

    • @batman4y2k
      @batman4y2k 4 місяці тому

      I hate that I know what you said.

    • @saamsaam334
      @saamsaam334 2 місяці тому

      car

  • @StefanoBolis96
    @StefanoBolis96 5 років тому +16544

    Germany : uses mustard gas that provokes a painful death, you puke blood until you die
    USA : uses shotguns
    Germany : this is not fair bro, I'm really disappointed 😞

    • @jellohunter7981
      @jellohunter7981 4 роки тому +545

      StefanoBolis96 both sides used gas

    • @berryberra3870
      @berryberra3870 4 роки тому +798

      Dont forget about the flammenwerfer 35 & 41! They literally had freaking flamethrowers and complained about unnecessary suffering!

    • @luc__0051
      @luc__0051 4 роки тому +265

      Berryberra flamethrowers are used to keep the enemy in his trench and not to kill single soldiers. The shotgun is used against single soldiers and wounds of these guns are very hard to treat by field doctors and so its a very painful and long stretched death.

    • @yobitchcantfindme5288
      @yobitchcantfindme5288 4 роки тому +503

      @@luc__0051 what about those who breathed the gas? Wouldnt their lungs just fucked as same as the wounds caused by shotgun? Still ironic for Germany to protest against​ it.

    • @evanwaryas8924
      @evanwaryas8924 4 роки тому +238

      Mustard gas caused people to either die in agony or live in agony until long after the war

  • @hockeytanker1466
    @hockeytanker1466 6 років тому +2943

    M1897 Trench was the first recorded case of Pay to Win

    • @jonnassan
      @jonnassan 6 років тому +12

      HockeyTanker lmaooo

    • @caboose8001
      @caboose8001 6 років тому +41

      HockeyTanker becuase German mustard gas have glitch?

    • @MrDeath5300
      @MrDeath5300 6 років тому +11

      Caboose not op while using mask, and the french and british also had it

    • @randomstranger_3
      @randomstranger_3 6 років тому +17

      Lol, if what you say is true then this is probably one of the prime examples of "pride and accomplishment" being shown in a war.

    • @lisa-lr8dh
      @lisa-lr8dh 6 років тому +1

      HockeyTanker XD

  • @lewjames6688
    @lewjames6688 3 роки тому +2849

    When I was a Marine during the mid Seventies, I would see these shotguns in our armory. The USMC continued to use the exact same weapon throughout WW2, Korea, and VietNam. Highly effective.

    • @heramaaroricon4738
      @heramaaroricon4738 3 роки тому +14

      Have also seen any victims of the gun?

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 3 роки тому +123

      If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

    • @lewjames6688
      @lewjames6688 3 роки тому +110

      @@heramaaroricon4738 Not at the time but since yes. War is an ugly endeavor and not something we can just wish away.

    • @Bricriu-gj9dd
      @Bricriu-gj9dd 3 роки тому +27

      Thank you for your service.

    • @magfedmagnum
      @magfedmagnum 3 роки тому +10

      Yes, but it was not very common in Vietnam as they used the Ithaca 37.

  • @Power_God966
    @Power_God966 3 роки тому +2036

    When the enemy complains about how lethal your weapons are, that's when you know they're effective.

  • @DrunkStormtrooper
    @DrunkStormtrooper 4 роки тому +5877

    Germans: “Shotguns are unfair and they cause a lot of damage!”
    Americans: “so anyways, I started blasting”

    • @TheActualSsotyi
      @TheActualSsotyi 4 роки тому +73

      "Then my cousin who is also my father dropped a nuclear bomb on civilians"

    • @unitedstatesofamerica156
      @unitedstatesofamerica156 4 роки тому +30

      Hehe broom go boom

    • @nicjet08
      @nicjet08 3 роки тому +48

      Mind you those Germans were the same guys that made gas that makes ur lungs melt so I think if anything a shotgun shell is fairly merciful in comparison

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 роки тому +47

      Germany: shotguns should be banned and are in humane. They are destroying our men
      America: then don’t wage war, bro

    • @unitedstatesofamerica156
      @unitedstatesofamerica156 3 роки тому +14

      @@Lawrence_Talbot my thoughts exactly

  • @ZERO-ue2mx
    @ZERO-ue2mx 6 років тому +13002

    Germany: *shotguns causes unnecessary suffering*
    Also Germany: *uses mustard gas that causes unnecessary suffering*

    • @breizhrudie4757
      @breizhrudie4757 6 років тому +525

      Entente forces did the same, and also used (less efficient) flamethrower. So...

    • @ZERO-ue2mx
      @ZERO-ue2mx 6 років тому +307

      Breizh Rudie
      Spotted the wannabe German

    • @breizhrudie4757
      @breizhrudie4757 6 років тому +457

      @@ZERO-ue2mx What are you talking about? Just pointing facts, plus I was kinda bored to see another unroginal comment, especially made by some muriboos.

    • @mac2857
      @mac2857 5 років тому +341

      @@ZERO-ue2mx Calling him wannabe german is pretty arrogant. How do you know he's not a real german? That aside, stating facts does not make someone a wannabe german.

    • @rachelpurity1
      @rachelpurity1 5 років тому +144

      Everyone in the war used gas.

  • @iceydicey77
    @iceydicey77 4 роки тому +6941

    Germans: "shotguns cause too much suffering"
    Germans: *GAS GAS GAS*

    • @loomnatinoscopers
      @loomnatinoscopers 3 роки тому +276

      I love the fact that they used multiple types of gas and were complaining about some shotties lmao

    • @periodicdragonflare5572
      @periodicdragonflare5572 3 роки тому +105

      @@loomnatinoscopers does the flamewerfer count as a gas since it still uses fluid like gas

    • @loomnatinoscopers
      @loomnatinoscopers 3 роки тому +59

      @@periodicdragonflare5572 gas and fluid are actually states of matter and a substance can be both fluid aswell as gas depending on factors like pressure and temperature, I was specifically talking about the gas that they released on the battlefield to be carried by the wind towards the enemy trenches, but you could also count the flamewerfer as gas if you wanted making the number even greater ;)

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 3 роки тому +27

      *Warfare 1917 flashbacks*

    • @desolatortrooper7196
      @desolatortrooper7196 3 роки тому +17

      @@ReySchultz121 i see you are a man of PTSD as well

  • @Bunny-xr6pe
    @Bunny-xr6pe 3 роки тому +587

    The trenchgun was used up to Vietnam. Was very effective in close quarters jungle warfare. The VC didn’t like the trenchgun and often any solider caught with one was beheaded.

    • @jasongibson8114
      @jasongibson8114 Рік тому +34

      Still used. Great door buster

    • @tuananhphung577
      @tuananhphung577 Рік тому +51

      Can you show me the source of this story pls??
      Because the VC had seen many American lethal and massive destruction weapons during the wars without any complain, so I think the way VC complain about the shotgun it just a propaganda from the loser

    • @ashnguyen2950
      @ashnguyen2950 Рік тому +8

      ​@@tuananhphung577 well said

    • @Familyguyfunnymoments_
      @Familyguyfunnymoments_ Рік тому +11

      ​@@tuananhphung577 this is such a hyperspecific tidbit I doubt the US would've had to make "propaganda" of it

    • @tuananhphung577
      @tuananhphung577 Рік тому +21

      @@Familyguyfunnymoments_ Think about it, the US already used many deadly and WMDs during the war. Especially the Napalm bombs that cause burn damage on exposed skin, literally a suffering damage. So I doubt VC would had been complain about the shotgun

  • @rashto3940
    @rashto3940 4 роки тому +3476

    "Prohobited by the laws of war"
    "Unnecessary suffering"
    Ironic.

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 3 роки тому +24

      For that I completeley agree.
      And also I just realize that the Actions I should take according on that regarding "UA-cam Terms of Use" and "Reading 99% of the Comments here".
      Thank you for beeing not one of the Idiots.

    • @74836
      @74836 3 роки тому +137

      Germany was breaking the laws of submarine warfare by sinking 100% unarmed merchant ships, and they said that shotguns were illegal.

    • @bongcloudopening5404
      @bongcloudopening5404 3 роки тому +77

      @@74836 and not to mention they used gas attacks on Mass and flamethrowers

    • @farahahmedkarim377
      @farahahmedkarim377 3 роки тому +56

      Shotguns are a quicker death than being gassed lmao

    • @tdestroyer4780
      @tdestroyer4780 3 роки тому +18

      It's ironic because America now uses that excuse to invade other countries. That or "free the local people"

  • @mattyboi-matt4338
    @mattyboi-matt4338 5 років тому +7524

    Germany: **uses flamethrowers and gases**
    America: **uses shotguns**
    Germany: You weren't supposed to do that

    • @nothing-sv5jc
      @nothing-sv5jc 4 роки тому +204

      Both died and lived happily ever aft...
      Soviets: hello

    • @melt6894
      @melt6894 4 роки тому +49

      Comrade Nikolay unfortunately soviets died too.

    • @nothing-sv5jc
      @nothing-sv5jc 4 роки тому +33

      @@melt6894
      Soviets: aight imma head out now
      Russian: CHEEKI BREEKI

    • @omaralonso2471
      @omaralonso2471 4 роки тому +108

      France: I hope nobody remebers that I started the gas attacks 😏

    • @melt6894
      @melt6894 4 роки тому +3

      Comrade Nikolay NATO says suck it

  • @HardStuckOG
    @HardStuckOG 5 років тому +3857

    Germany:Shotguns are unfair!
    America:Well boo hoo *loads incendiary rounds*

  • @picivyvortac2641
    @picivyvortac2641 3 роки тому +241

    He didn't mention the part where, due to the threat of execution, us forces simply would fire until they were empty then ditch the gun. Delaying surrender and killing more enemies.

    • @florians9949
      @florians9949 Рік тому

      Also the german backdown i. Their threats after the US pointed at their flamethrowers units and that they would do the same to them.

    • @calebkelly8221
      @calebkelly8221 7 місяців тому +4

      He also forgot to say that no prisoners captured with shotguns were executed, due to American threats to execute German POW in response. Fun fact, the A.E.F captured a lot of prisoners.

  • @nickster5207
    @nickster5207 5 років тому +9129

    America: STOP USING GAS!
    Germany: NEIN!
    America: *Loads shotgun* Shame...

    • @averagedaredevilenjoyer5733
      @averagedaredevilenjoyer5733 5 років тому +403

      Most American comment ever

    • @vipric81
      @vipric81 5 років тому +56

      Yes please

    • @randommobilegaming4624
      @randommobilegaming4624 5 років тому +26

      Lol

    • @Zeljko96Srb
      @Zeljko96Srb 5 років тому +204

      @@averagedaredevilenjoyer5733 the irony of the "*loads shotgun* shame" is that it is from a british movie about british cops"Hot Fuzz"

    • @gidgambo
      @gidgambo 5 років тому +12

      Zeljko Bugarski read my mind

  • @Goatslap
    @Goatslap 4 роки тому +8271

    Germans: “Shotguns are unfair and unnecessary”
    Also Germans: “Hey, look at this cool gas!”

    • @artemsgameschannel727
      @artemsgameschannel727 4 роки тому +390

      Soldier of Russian Empire, while coughing blood and pieces of his lungs: Shotguns... *cough-cough* Is cruel weapon?! *COUGH* At least... *cough-cough-cough* they kills fast! *COUGH-COUGH* Good save The Tsaaar~ *Dies for The Motherland and Tsar*

    • @FBIagent4041
      @FBIagent4041 4 роки тому +108

      @@artemsgameschannel727 not long after: *Kiiiill tsaaaae*

    • @Hans8814---
      @Hans8814--- 4 роки тому +90

      @@FBIagent4041 a while after: *Lenin spreading communism*

    • @ottelo7773
      @ottelo7773 3 роки тому +45

      Spicy air

    • @GamesTube80
      @GamesTube80 3 роки тому +114

      Also german: "Look my flammenwenfer"

  • @rednaxninety3659
    @rednaxninety3659 5 років тому +3179

    U.S. Soldier: *jumps in trench with shotgun*
    German Soldier: whAt tHE scHnITzeL

    • @mdpete4071
      @mdpete4071 5 років тому +32

      bratwurst* Schnitzel is austrian

    • @nguyenquocbaokhang1963
      @nguyenquocbaokhang1963 5 років тому +74

      @@mdpete4071 nope, cuz "what the schnitzel" is a legit meme

    • @xDreMack
      @xDreMack 5 років тому +36

      Your profile pic makes this comment 10X funnier.

    • @dootless3819
      @dootless3819 5 років тому +5

      Mein Gott

    • @dootless3819
      @dootless3819 5 років тому

      @@grinninglibertarian1990 As in trained, I mean yelled at.

  • @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny
    @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny 2 роки тому +218

    Shotguns in trench warfare was the biggest high risk/high reward weapon. If you managed to make it all the way into the enemy trench, you earned the ability to clear it out.

    • @RandomRothbardian
      @RandomRothbardian Рік тому +15

      Running across no man’s land is high-risk no matter what kind of gun you have

    • @brentfarvors192
      @brentfarvors192 Рік тому +2

      The Germans thought otherwise...

  • @nero7469
    @nero7469 5 років тому +2497

    Germany: "Trench guns are inhumane"
    Also Germany: *uses flame throwers*

    • @alspears7749
      @alspears7749 5 років тому +81

      And mustard gas

    • @noudlindeman1931
      @noudlindeman1931 5 років тому +41

      al spears actually the allies where manufacturing it before the Germans. But when they heart the allies where mass producing it, they did too and deployed it in the battlefield because they knew that if they wouldn’t, the allies would, and they wanted to have the first move. That’s why the allies could start using it such a short time after the Germans used it for the fist time.

    • @alspears7749
      @alspears7749 5 років тому +54

      @@noudlindeman1931 I never said anything about who manufactured it first,I was merely specifying that the Germans. You know what,nevermind dude. This is just UA-cam I don't really care man.

    • @Anarch_E
      @Anarch_E 5 років тому +1

      GAS

    • @alexpreface
      @alexpreface 5 років тому +13

      Technically the flamethrowers were used more to flush out enemy trenches rather than actually burn them alive. Most casualties related to flamethrower squads came from the supporting infantry that shot the retreating soldiers.

  • @yvanthedrakon
    @yvanthedrakon 4 роки тому +3292

    "Geneva Convention?"
    *racks shotgun*
    "More like Geneva Suggestion"

    • @jimparis5073
      @jimparis5073 4 роки тому +45

      I laughed so much great comment man

    • @JACKBLACKTOSE
      @JACKBLACKTOSE 4 роки тому +15

      Oh Jesus this is golden, pony boy

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 4 роки тому +23

      *electric guitar flies in and does sweet riff*

    • @Obi1CanBloMi
      @Obi1CanBloMi 4 роки тому +23

      “The purpose of this weapon is to violate the Geneva convention, and to rename it to the ‘Geneva suggestion’ all in one pump, cool, right?!”

    • @colinob81
      @colinob81 4 роки тому +9

      Is there anymore intimidating sound than the pump shotgun cocking....I think not

  • @patrickstewart3446
    @patrickstewart3446 3 роки тому +3424

    “Prohibited in war”
    Translation: We resent being hunted like pigeons.

    • @adzi6164
      @adzi6164 3 роки тому +68

      this

    • @r.a.6727
      @r.a.6727 3 роки тому +102

      is a certified hood classic

    • @lardlover3730
      @lardlover3730 3 роки тому +5

      @@r.a.6727 lol

    • @15241
      @15241 3 роки тому +4

      Nice robotech logo.

    • @magnagermania9311
      @magnagermania9311 3 роки тому +23

      Also germans: use flamethrowers to burn enemies alive

  • @EdgyDabs47
    @EdgyDabs47 3 роки тому +166

    Germany: Shotguns are inhumane!
    Also Germany: turns Verdun into a literal meatgrinder

    • @DarkJak2050
      @DarkJak2050 2 роки тому +5

      Hypocrites, the lot of them...

  • @dussaal
    @dussaal 5 років тому +4098

    Germany: Kills thousands of soldiers using chemical warfare
    America: Uses shotguns
    Germany: Wait that’s illegal

    • @George19090
      @George19090 5 років тому +166

      Not to mention flamethrowers which was much more inhumane than a shotgun

    • @fpslifelegacy6902
      @fpslifelegacy6902 4 роки тому +28

      USA: NO U

    • @fpslifelegacy6902
      @fpslifelegacy6902 4 роки тому +19

      @iStichy That's battlefield 1 version.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 4 роки тому +56

      @@nathanb.8114 um, I think the thought of being burnt alive, or slowly dying in agony while your lungs (or exposed flesh with some gases) melted, scare a lot more folks.

    • @Dreamscythe1
      @Dreamscythe1 4 роки тому +5

      where chemical weapons in the Geneva convention though? i mean they didnt exist before this so probably not. a loop hole really. shot guns probably where

  • @kiva_kaze
    @kiva_kaze 5 років тому +1448

    Germany: *uses new horrific weaponry for warfare*
    US: *Comes to war with a shotgun*
    Germany: Alright buddy take it easy.

  • @TheCourier006
    @TheCourier006 3 роки тому +6007

    *" I came here to eat crayons and slam-fire my shotgun."*
    *And I'm all out of crayons..."*
    -random Marines 1918

  • @ElBandito
    @ElBandito 3 роки тому +195

    "Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer!"
    "Johnny, get the Boomstick!"

    • @VulpsVulps
      @VulpsVulps 3 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment

    • @testaccount4830
      @testaccount4830 3 роки тому +6

      "Zis iz a flammenwerfer, vant to guess vat it does?"
      "This here is ma boomstick, do YOU wanna find out what it does to Germans like you?"
      "Oh piss."

    • @eddy5344
      @eddy5344 3 роки тому +1

      @@testaccount4830 "germans like you"... ugly language.

    • @testaccount4830
      @testaccount4830 3 роки тому

      @@eddy5344 What's that supposed to mean.

    • @creber4790
      @creber4790 3 роки тому

      no german says "ze" and barely any germans are named hans anymore

  • @thelordoflasagna
    @thelordoflasagna 5 років тому +7595

    Germany : *burns people alive with flamethrower*
    America : *brings shotgun*
    Germany : *surprised pikachu meme*

    • @unknownaccount3552
      @unknownaccount3552 5 років тому +79

      Gotta shotgun in WW1

    • @ChevyYenko
      @ChevyYenko 5 років тому +47

      And gas

    • @Tucher97
      @Tucher97 5 років тому +77

      also
      Germany: uses mustard gas and serrated weapons (both are against the rules of warfare)

    • @judefuquay7339
      @judefuquay7339 5 років тому +26

      Germany: Wait, that's illegal.

    • @Tucher97
      @Tucher97 5 років тому +37

      @@judefuquay7339 America: you are right, we shall degree it that any german soldier operating a flame thrower shall be executed
      german soldier:You know what, I think I left the gas on at home
      every german soldier: actually I did too
      edit:No I did not mean poison gas I meant gas as in gas stoves which I am sure were around during WW1

  • @aidenquach9038
    @aidenquach9038 5 років тому +1080

    Japan: why did America use such a destructive weapon
    Germany: first time

    • @s7ven.-mae52
      @s7ven.-mae52 4 роки тому +62

      I can just imagine an American wearing a smile as he says “increase the production of shotguns” to his advisors whilst the German Envoy sits in disbelief

    • @ryanalving3785
      @ryanalving3785 4 роки тому +5

      @@s7ven.-mae52
      Yep. Sounds about right.

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 роки тому

      Oh gee
      I don’t know why
      Maybe it is because it is a destructive weapon

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 роки тому +6

      @@s7ven.-mae52
      German: *GASP* How could he

    • @jerryavalos9610
      @jerryavalos9610 4 роки тому +12

      All weapons of war is destructive. Germans complaining of the use of the shotgun is laughable since they employed mustard gas in warfare.

  • @cannonball666
    @cannonball666 5 років тому +3099

    German: How many bullets is in each shot?
    Captured American: Nine
    German: Nein? Answer the question!

  • @toast5910
    @toast5910 3 роки тому +28

    Germany: those guns are inhumane you can’t use those
    America: How bout I do anyway

  • @baconandx1858
    @baconandx1858 4 роки тому +4937

    Funny how Germany says the shotgun causes “unnecessary suffering” when in reality a trench gun would be a much more quicker or immediate death than by mustard gas or being burned alive
    Edit:I want to thank you all for trying to correct me and I understand the aftermath of a shotgun injury if you survived and both sides using gas.I just want to make this edit because I keep getting these comments.

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 4 роки тому +299

      Nerf the shotgun
      Reason: too powerful

    • @FBIagent4041
      @FBIagent4041 4 роки тому +124

      @@justsomeplantcells- well that aint fair that youve buffed the fart

    • @ryandemedeiros8000
      @ryandemedeiros8000 4 роки тому +146

      Germany at the time was committing tons of war crimes but NOOOOOO trench sweeper is to fucking op ban it

    • @stormrangerx
      @stormrangerx 4 роки тому +74

      @@ryandemedeiros8000 Both sides used gas and flamethrowers. And did you know that France actually used gas first?

    • @garfieldman2380
      @garfieldman2380 4 роки тому +20

      @Opecuted same with any other bullet though

  • @cripplingnicotineaddiction6125
    @cripplingnicotineaddiction6125 5 років тому +1593

    USA: We’ll stop using shotguns if you stop using mustard gas!
    Germany: No.
    USA: Cowabunga it is!

  • @tomfoolery4891
    @tomfoolery4891 3 роки тому +872

    Bayonet on shotgun. Otherwise known as the Boom skewer.

    • @themaddoctor5304
      @themaddoctor5304 3 роки тому +33

      The Stab and Blast combo

    • @Thehudats
      @Thehudats 3 роки тому +19

      A literal boom stick

    • @Thehudats
      @Thehudats 3 роки тому +28

      @@themaddoctor5304 I will call it shell n' shiv

    • @themaddoctor5304
      @themaddoctor5304 3 роки тому +9

      @@Thehudats ooo, that's a good one

    • @erickruckenberg8716
      @erickruckenberg8716 Рік тому +7

      One could argue this is the most aggressive form of “Pick ‘em and Flick ‘em”

  • @MorinoRavenberg
    @MorinoRavenberg Рік тому +23

    The shotgun has been my favorite weapon ever since I first bore witness to its existence; the sheer power it's just unparalleled

  • @Gio_my_hero
    @Gio_my_hero 5 років тому +4052

    Hippity hoppity your trench is now my property

    • @Disabledesk
      @Disabledesk 5 років тому +177

      Germans: Can we use gas?
      Americans and British: no
      Germans: **Use the gas**
      Americans: **Load shotgun**
      Germans: IT'S A PRANK BROLL, CHILL

    • @zynecarter9196
      @zynecarter9196 5 років тому +1

      Wtf 666 like

    • @AssassinEmbers
      @AssassinEmbers 5 років тому

      Heh I like it lol 😂

    • @User-ts4lv
      @User-ts4lv 5 років тому +1

      LMFAO

    • @TheDeepState2001
      @TheDeepState2001 5 років тому

      What a joker👍

  • @Sal16rau
    @Sal16rau 3 роки тому +2330

    One of my favorite memes
    "Imagine being a German and some crazy fucking yank hops into your trench, cranks off 6 shells on slam fire into your section, then comes after you with the sword he's affixed to the end of it."
    😂

  • @johnny-jk8si
    @johnny-jk8si 4 роки тому +687

    “It could be slam fired like a crude automatic shotgun”
    It’s nerf or nothin

    • @johnny-jk8si
      @johnny-jk8si 4 роки тому +22

      @Super Obviously the comment I made was meant as a joke.

    • @TheMasterUnity
      @TheMasterUnity 3 роки тому +8

      @Super -_-

    • @Jake-rs9nq
      @Jake-rs9nq 3 роки тому +13

      @Super The narrator isn't that far off. Automatic = firing so long as the trigger is pulled, and the gun could empty it's tube with one trigger pull.

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 3 роки тому +4

      @@Jake-rs9nq It depends. On a technical basis, "Automatic" refers to any weapon that is self feeding, which is why guns like the M1911 have been described as "automatic pistol" for a long, long time, for example.

    • @dallasbishop6519
      @dallasbishop6519 3 роки тому +1

      @@Yawyna124 self feeding is the action of a semi automatic....as much as it can be described as such anyways. Via gas piston or direct impingement

  • @alwayscrazynow1
    @alwayscrazynow1 Рік тому +9

    I have a Winchester 1897, manufactured in 1902. It still works great

  • @genzstorm3241
    @genzstorm3241 6 років тому +1349

    Germany: "shotguns too OP it causes unnecessary harm"
    says mr. chlorine gas

    • @andrewmccloud8581
      @andrewmccloud8581 6 років тому +19

      How ironic, Samuel.

    • @danielsteger8456
      @danielsteger8456 6 років тому +4

      A mad american? You are causing unnecessary inside pain

    • @GioPotatoes
      @GioPotatoes 6 років тому +7

      And flammenwerfer

    • @nyxebit8200
      @nyxebit8200 6 років тому +1

      Well they couldnt counter the shotguns when the americans invaded the german trenches

    • @kedkos7417
      @kedkos7417 6 років тому +9

      @@nyxebit8200 you can shoot the man with a shotgun. You cant shoot gas or fire

  • @CatClutcher
    @CatClutcher 6 років тому +2076

    If I got shot 6 times by a shotgun I would be one sour kraut

  • @VanillaGorilla502
    @VanillaGorilla502 6 років тому +238

    I loved my 1897 Winchester. Built like a champ, able to be fired without letting off the trigger and could be disassembled with a flat tip screwdriver.

    • @tka3
      @tka3 6 років тому +16

      "Simple but deadly" is the 1897.

    • @sbk5103
      @sbk5103 6 років тому +1

      yeah thats why we defeated to us during philippine war

    • @krggamer
      @krggamer 6 років тому +11

      Germans sought out the deadliest ways to dispatch their enemies, little did they know, it was a good ol' boy and his shotgun all along.

    • @sbk5103
      @sbk5103 6 років тому +1

      @jake jones i mean our country defeated by US during philippine - american war

    • @nuttyfruity8828
      @nuttyfruity8828 5 років тому

      Yeah but u cant put a iron sight

  • @moxxiegaming2832
    @moxxiegaming2832 3 роки тому +22

    Germans: the shotgun should be illegal because it causes unnecessary suffering
    Also Germans: *proceeds to use mustard gas*

  • @knighttiger7236
    @knighttiger7236 6 років тому +2328

    I can just imagine,
    "GRENADE"
    "HOLD MY BEER JIMMY"
    "BOOM"
    "All clear"

    • @CallsignYukiMizuki
      @CallsignYukiMizuki 6 років тому +194

      Y O U C AN S T O P W O R R Y I N G A B O U T G R E N A D E S N O W

    • @zerenwong4870
      @zerenwong4870 6 років тому +129

      T H E Y S A I D I T C O U L D N O T B E D O N E

    • @knighttiger7236
      @knighttiger7236 6 років тому +24

      ALL the Jäger references I LOVE IT

    • @CORBS_04
      @CORBS_04 6 років тому +67

      THEYSAIDITWASDESIGNEDFORTRENCHES

    • @Brandyman-mw9ok
      @Brandyman-mw9ok 6 років тому +15

      Jägers American grandfather

  • @thehaloscrolls391
    @thehaloscrolls391 4 роки тому +862

    Germany: stop using shotguns!
    America: *just aggressively puts more of them into production*

    • @sakitaru64ツ
      @sakitaru64ツ 4 роки тому +32

      America: Are you gonna cry?

    • @nickkozak4763
      @nickkozak4763 4 роки тому +10

      they did the same with sherman’s in ww2, 55000 were produced in a few months(more then 12)

    • @1040p-c7s
      @1040p-c7s 4 роки тому +1

      @@nickkozak4763 except the Germans didn't care if the Americans kept using shermans.

    • @grandmacletus4541
      @grandmacletus4541 4 роки тому +4

      @@sakitaru64ツ germany: STOP IT! QUIT HACKING!

    • @azero2k796
      @azero2k796 4 роки тому

      United states *

  • @psyxypher3881
    @psyxypher3881 6 років тому +1706

    Germans: Shotguns are cruel and unusual!
    Americans: Says the people who set their enemies on fire.

    • @dunno71
      @dunno71 6 років тому +58

      Aaron He that’s WW2, this vid refers to WW1

    • @Gray-Wolf
      @Gray-Wolf 6 років тому

      psyxypher 😂

    • @MyViolador
      @MyViolador 6 років тому +3

      Remember. By fire be purged

    • @charlottereid1752
      @charlottereid1752 6 років тому +14

      Flamethrowers were designed to flush the enemy out of trenches, setting them on fire was just a bonus.

    • @big-e-cheese7106
      @big-e-cheese7106 6 років тому

      It was in WWl and not in WWll

  • @_Zekken
    @_Zekken 3 роки тому +18

    Germans: "shotguns cause unessecary suffering!"
    Also germans: "haha mustard gas go psshhhhh"

    • @S0renz
      @S0renz 3 роки тому

      Also also Germans: "Und flammenwerfer go fwoooooooooshhhhhhh!"

    • @DarkJak2050
      @DarkJak2050 2 роки тому

      Hypocrites, the lot of them...

  • @cosmic-lagoon3269
    @cosmic-lagoon3269 6 років тому +169

    Germany: *Uses Gas and flamethrowers*
    America: *Shows up with a shotgun*
    Germany: "wAiT yOu CaNt Do ThAt!"

  • @Razor-hh6ru
    @Razor-hh6ru 4 роки тому +1694

    Germany: Noooo! You can't use shotguns in war. It's deals unnecessary suffering.
    USA: Haha shotgun go bang bang

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 4 роки тому +18

      Reddit moment

    • @evanwaryas8924
      @evanwaryas8924 4 роки тому +46

      It's more like:
      Germany: You can't use shotguns they cause unnecessary suffering
      USA: Haha this is my boom stick

    • @HUNKMrDeath-lt7kq
      @HUNKMrDeath-lt7kq 4 роки тому +8

      Also Japan after the first nuke hit em: *NO IDEA THAT ONE OF THEY’RE CITIES GOT NUKED, OR DID KNOW JUST DIDN’T CARE* HAHA PLANE CRASH GO BOOM
      AMERICA: NUKES JAPAN AGAIN: SAY THAT AGAIN! WE DARE YOU!
      Japan: . . . Mk we surrender.
      Yes The Japanese were suicide bombing and fighting hard even after the first nuke hit. Took a second nuke to make them surrender.
      Did we want to nuke Japan the first time? No. Did we think they’d surrender after the first time? Yes, and as a result soldiers were still going home in body bags. Did we have to nuke them a second time? Well odds are if we didn’t do it, there’d still be soldiers going home in body bags while the war continued, but just because we did it with the best intentions and it ended up ending WW II thus preventing it from being worse then World War I didn’t make it any easier for us to live knowing we did it twice. We had three options nuke em again and hope they finally surrender, surrender, or keep fighting until one of us did surrender which would of resulted in a lot more blood and death for both sides, likely even the world.

    • @atlynash2250
      @atlynash2250 4 роки тому +17

      Should’ve been
      Germany: Noooo! You can’t use shotguns in war. It deals unnecessary suffering
      USA: So anyways, I started blasting

    • @stopitgetsomehelp.6508
      @stopitgetsomehelp.6508 4 роки тому +8

      Germany: NOOOO YOU CANT USE SHOTGUNS, IT CAUSES SO MUCH AGONIZING PAIN AND SUFFERING
      USA: Haha, shotgun go cha chik

  • @upengraden3792
    @upengraden3792 6 років тому +2099

    When Simple History posts at 11:00PM, I say to my mom "But history is being made.

  • @blakesinister6021
    @blakesinister6021 3 роки тому +32

    I’ve learnt more from simple history then my whole entire school taught me

    • @unclenate2476
      @unclenate2476 Рік тому

      then you had a garbage school system.
      Because simple history is very biased and not always accurate at all

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 6 років тому +1793

    0:07 2 kills? Shotgun is too OP pls nerf xddddd
    _-WW1 Germany_

  • @r.c.majarreis9803
    @r.c.majarreis9803 6 років тому +1546

    Germany: America!
    America: Yes?
    Germany: Shotguns are too OP!
    America: Are you sure? I see a flamethrower and mustard gas container behind you.
    Germany: Those are fake! Heh.. Heh..

    • @drewbeauchesne1116
      @drewbeauchesne1116 6 років тому +86

      This is a Flammenwerfer,
      It werfs flammen.

    • @simoncow3428
      @simoncow3428 6 років тому +11

      America: Seems legit

    • @bravotronalpha3787
      @bravotronalpha3787 6 років тому +42

      Meanwhile the Brits are loik: Oy, Huns! Git a look at what we call 'the tank'!
      Germany: A wha?

    • @monetum1392
      @monetum1392 6 років тому +1

      @@drewbeauchesne1116 😂

    • @Itsmeshishir
      @Itsmeshishir 6 років тому

      *Not a flamethrower

  • @literallytired5469
    @literallytired5469 3 роки тому +558

    “Germans: U can’t use a shotgun! That’s unfair!”
    “Americans: How bout I do anyways...”

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 3 роки тому +12

      Fritz: *launches the mustard gas*
      Doughboys: Masks on

    • @carlosascanio7143
      @carlosascanio7143 3 роки тому +6

      I understood this reference

    • @paulvanzyl2385
      @paulvanzyl2385 3 роки тому +6

      I see your a man of culture

    • @mehmetozturk9950
      @mehmetozturk9950 3 роки тому +2

      effective can it be in shotgun in frontal warfare the answer is zero

    • @jacksonbeeftown6908
      @jacksonbeeftown6908 3 роки тому +5

      That's pretty much America throughout its own history
      British: "Noooo!!! You can't fight for your own independence you're our colony!!!! Noooo!!!!"
      Americans: "How bout I do anyway?"
      Southeners: "Noooo!!! You can't just liberate the slaves we need them for our plantations!!!! Noooo!!!!"
      Northeners: "How bout I do anyway?"
      American Government: "Noooo!!!! You can't just keep on consuming alcohol during prohibition we made very safe, secure, and consistent laws to make sure of that!!! Nooo!!!!"
      Literally everybody in America: "How bout I do anyway?"

  • @Covert_Arrangements
    @Covert_Arrangements 3 роки тому +63

    And yes the US Military used both the 12 “Gauge” and “Gage” nomenclature when referring to the shotgun and it’s ammunition in WW1. Great video 🤠👍🏼

  • @pieandmorepie
    @pieandmorepie 4 роки тому +185

    Hans: "Shotguns are unfair and cause suffering"
    Billy from the Bronx: "yeah and mustard gas tickles"

    • @devonterminator2697
      @devonterminator2697 Рік тому +6

      hans get the flammewerefer

    • @devonterminator2697
      @devonterminator2697 Рік тому +4

      im half german and flammenwerefer means flamethrower in German

    • @Burnthealphabetpeople
      @Burnthealphabetpeople Рік тому

      @@devonterminator2697 you ruined the joke by explaining it

    • @devonterminator2697
      @devonterminator2697 Рік тому

      @@Burnthealphabetpeople thats why i was born and i was mostly put on this earth because i was supposed to tell jokes but nobody laughs at them so i will make jokes that are funny and ruin them ha tey and stop me

    • @Samuel-tq2dd
      @Samuel-tq2dd Рік тому

      *In New York accent* ye, and tommy over ther is coughing up blood

  • @flannelflax8078
    @flannelflax8078 5 років тому +496

    Germany: lights trench on fire, gases trenches, and burns civilian houses
    America: *loads shotgun* man, isn’t this a bummer?

  • @tommyodonovan3883
    @tommyodonovan3883 5 років тому +548

    "We'll use their guts to grease the wheels of our tanks"
    -Gen Patton

    • @williamroberts8853
      @williamroberts8853 4 роки тому +8

      Also Maj.Gen. Paton We're gonna murder those lousy bastards by the bushel!!!!

    • @qwertzritter5197
      @qwertzritter5197 4 роки тому +3

      wheels xD clearly and idiot that man

    • @Shoxic666
      @Shoxic666 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/6y5Tqgf8_jM/v-deo.html

    • @dustinontaiyabbi5608
      @dustinontaiyabbi5608 4 роки тому +6

      @@qwertzritter5197 Tanks had wheels to hold the tracks....

    • @hunteryoungblood649
      @hunteryoungblood649 4 роки тому +8

      @@qwertzritter5197 Tanks have wheels, and general Paton was a very smart man.

  • @anthonyyamashita6269
    @anthonyyamashita6269 2 роки тому +9

    Germans: shotguns are unfair.
    Americans: why don’t you create your own shotgun?

  • @-MATER.DEI-
    @-MATER.DEI- 4 роки тому +876

    when your weapon is so lethal the enemy starts calling you unfair....

    • @betawarier346
      @betawarier346 3 роки тому +34

      Germans: Its outrageous it’s unfair

    • @darkphoenix4568
      @darkphoenix4568 3 роки тому +20

      That means you are doing something right.

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 3 роки тому +3

      Normandy called later, even when Germans had only fraction of their power stationed, what they could have and after intense bombardment... Germany still mowed Americans into meatpie.

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 3 роки тому +2

      But true, American government didn't complained.. they just lied to their army with their sweet, sweet propaganda how American technology was superior in WW2.(you can still find these videos on yt, taken from archives).

    • @John.T.
      @John.T. 3 роки тому +5

      @@foreignfat6009
      Different war….

  • @thischannelisnowdefunct
    @thischannelisnowdefunct 6 років тому +2553

    >be germany
    >say that using a shotgun is inhumane
    >used mustard gas

    • @blitzburn2871
      @blitzburn2871 6 років тому +288

      Not to mention the flamethrowers.

    • @zeuberstriker
      @zeuberstriker 6 років тому +84

      French used it first but okay.

    • @blitzburn2871
      @blitzburn2871 6 років тому +266

      +ZeUberStriker
      Yes and no.
      The french were the first to use gas in WW1, but they used tear gas.
      The germans were the ones who introduced chlorine gas, or mustard gas as it is known as.
      But the point still stands that germans accused the americans for use of inhumane weaponry while they themselves used chlorine gas and chlorine gas sounds like a terrible way to die.
      It destroys the victims respiratory system, leaving them to die from suffocation and even if you survive it affects your eyes as well, leaving you with ruined eyesight and severe lung damage.
      Not to mention the flamethrowers.

    • @underratedairsoft7401
      @underratedairsoft7401 6 років тому +8

      damn right

    • @krassertyp9087
      @krassertyp9087 6 років тому +29

      BlitzBurn Chlorine Gas and Mustard Gas are two different things

  • @dank_lord
    @dank_lord 6 років тому +386

    German: Hey shotgun is op and unfair.... It's against the rule of war!
    Also German: *use chlorine gas*

    • @advancedsoldier8569
      @advancedsoldier8569 6 років тому +11

      Dank Lord lmfao that is hilarious

    • @Jacob-bi1oq
      @Jacob-bi1oq 6 років тому +9

      Everyone used gas tho

    • @TheDMRZproductions
      @TheDMRZproductions 6 років тому +26

      echtegamers The first recorded gas attack was by the French. In August 1914, the French used grenades containing xylyl bromide on the Germans. The germans were just the first to use it effectively

    • @anthonygill3tt382
      @anthonygill3tt382 6 років тому +3

      TheDMRZproductions tear gas was allowed in war though

    • @TheDMRZproductions
      @TheDMRZproductions 6 років тому +7

      gdopfb technically what Germany did was legal as well. The Hague convention outlawed using projectiles, like artillery shells, to disperse gas. The germans would use release their gas through canisters that the wind would blow towards the enemy trench

  • @mlxiixlm
    @mlxiixlm 3 роки тому +105

    If you've ever played Battlefield 1, you know how OP shotguns are :)

    • @nigeljames8490
      @nigeljames8490 3 роки тому

      Lol had flashbacks my dam self

    • @snanoopis6584
      @snanoopis6584 3 роки тому

      Bruh I remember I would smack with the model 10 slug, i had perfect aim when using that thing

    • @Endie7274
      @Endie7274 3 роки тому

      I have used shotguns before, and it was not a fun time.
      Missed almost every shot, and the ones that hit only did like 20-40 damage towards the guy. Only 2 kills.

    • @snanoopis6584
      @snanoopis6584 3 роки тому

      @@A_Normal_Guy727 git gud lol

    • @nigeljames8490
      @nigeljames8490 3 роки тому

      You have to know what you doing lets agree to disagree ya dog water with shotguns

  • @TheWTFsauce
    @TheWTFsauce 5 років тому +705

    I hope there was a soldier that yelled “get of my lawn” using this weapon

  • @voughklry8362
    @voughklry8362 5 років тому +858

    Germany: dont use SHOTGUN
    America: creates 9 barrel shotgun

    • @robertswitzer990
      @robertswitzer990 5 років тому +39

      You mean 50* barrel, for freedom purposes.

    • @GamerPug-vm1oo
      @GamerPug-vm1oo 5 років тому +16

      Robert Switzer *WHY NOT MORE*

    • @incredibilisman2909
      @incredibilisman2909 5 років тому +7

      100 barrel shotgun

    • @isaiahletsplay5492
      @isaiahletsplay5492 5 років тому +10

      100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 BARREL SHOTGUN FOR AMERICAN PURPOSES

    • @dootless3819
      @dootless3819 5 років тому +1

      IsaiahLetsPlay must be freaking gravel then. And I mean the fine crap.

  • @misterjersey5460
    @misterjersey5460 5 років тому +868

    Germany: hey, thats unfair
    America: *MIDDLE FINGER INTESIFIES*

    • @SirMattomaton
      @SirMattomaton 4 роки тому +21

      Akimbo middle fingers! For added effect.

    • @duskdust9627
      @duskdust9627 4 роки тому +11

      America Man right on mah dude

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 4 роки тому +16

      No,
      *FREEDOM INTENSIFIES*

    • @johnward2101
      @johnward2101 4 роки тому +3

      The intensity is strong with this one.

    • @nickkozak4763
      @nickkozak4763 4 роки тому +1

      no dual wield combat shotguns

  • @uppercutgrandma4425
    @uppercutgrandma4425 3 роки тому +12

    "You can't just use a shotgun!!"
    "Shotgun go brrrrrrr"- from a great meme

  • @javontaerucker5552
    @javontaerucker5552 6 років тому +916

    They where tired of getting one pumped by tryhards

  • @dsav03
    @dsav03 6 років тому +334

    We watched your videos in my history class❗

  • @dannyzero692
    @dannyzero692 3 роки тому +889

    American: **use shotguns**
    German:”NO!!! You can’t do that!!!”
    Also German:”Gas gas gas you’re gonna step on the gas”

    • @fettjagtharald2883
      @fettjagtharald2883 3 роки тому +14

      Both sides used gas

    • @s.a.s3213
      @s.a.s3213 3 роки тому +4

      The shotgun were used before the mustard gas and flamethrower

    • @A_mando1911
      @A_mando1911 3 роки тому +46

      @@s.a.s3213 the first use of chlorine gas was used was in 1915 the Americans entered the war in 1917 and they were the ones who brought the shotgun to war

    • @nwblader6231
      @nwblader6231 3 роки тому +11

      @@fettjagtharald2883 yeah but the Germans used it first so the fault lies with them

    • @jannish6770
      @jannish6770 3 роки тому +9

      ​@@nwblader6231 yes and no
      the french first used gas, then the germans used lethal gas and then everybody used lethal gas
      And even if it was only the germans fault that gas was being used, when everybody else uses it as well, its ​ @Fettjagt Harald right to say after the original comment, because it was not a german only thing

  • @andrewwitham8493
    @andrewwitham8493 2 роки тому +14

    The beauty is these shotguns are STILL relevant today. Not many other shotguns out there that you can slam fire with such ease!

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet Рік тому +1

      Yeah, actually there are.

  • @ryanlu251
    @ryanlu251 4 роки тому +275

    Germany: HEY THATS NOT ALLOUD
    America: Huh since when did you start following rules?

    • @AlqhemyA
      @AlqhemyA 4 роки тому +11

      *BURRRRNNNNNN*

    • @uber305
      @uber305 4 роки тому +4

      There was no rules of war until after ww1

    • @AlqhemyA
      @AlqhemyA 4 роки тому +4

      @@uber305 you missed the joke

    • @uber305
      @uber305 4 роки тому +1

      @@AlqhemyA I see the joke but it doesn’t make much sense

    • @ForgottenSouI
      @ForgottenSouI 4 роки тому +5

      @@uber305 1st geneva conventions were after the crimean and us civil war in 1864. This was followed by the Hague conventions in 1899 and 1907

  • @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863
    @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863 5 років тому +320

    *American w/ a shotgun talking to a German:* Wippity Wee there goes your knees.

  • @Mr.Looooong
    @Mr.Looooong 6 років тому +836

    1:56
    Lol, you have to catch them alive to do that...

    • @BUCKETHEADache
      @BUCKETHEADache 6 років тому +43

      SHOTGUN IS OP NERF PLZ

    • @arberanagnosti4500
      @arberanagnosti4500 6 років тому

      Easy

    • @guybecker8152
      @guybecker8152 5 років тому +23

      Well... yeah. Thats how prisoners of war worked... they were people who either surrendered or were caught by the enemy. They were alive.

    • @Aapaatsanski
      @Aapaatsanski 5 років тому +12

      Cant catch them alive if they refuse to adopt new tactics and continue to run straight into machinegun fire

    • @Ithrial420
      @Ithrial420 5 років тому +6

      That is why many brethren say you keep one round that one round is for yourself rather die than go into the enemy hands

  • @tojesake4564
    @tojesake4564 3 роки тому +23

    Imagine making your enemy give up their op weapon and still lose miserably.
    -This post was made by American gang

    • @NoaVanSnick
      @NoaVanSnick 3 роки тому

      Their op weapon was the nuke lol

    • @Ezekiyam382
      @Ezekiyam382 2 роки тому

      @@NoaVanSnick this is WW1 btw

  • @steam1984
    @steam1984 4 роки тому +240

    Germany: Uses flame throwers on French Troops, Uses Mustard Gas on Russian troops
    America: Uses a shotgun
    Germany: uNfAiR

  • @huyduong90
    @huyduong90 5 років тому +309

    Shotgun: *is a short-range weapon
    Americans: *adds a short-range knife onto shotgun

    • @Artyomthewalrus
      @Artyomthewalrus 5 років тому +83

      Makes sense. You are most likely going to be using a shotgun in closer quarters than a rifle, hence more likely to be able to use the bayonet when you are out of ammo in comparison to a rifle.

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 4 роки тому +6

      This is how warfare works!

    • @Oh-ss8rl
      @Oh-ss8rl 4 роки тому +1

      Waldo woosh

    • @mh-53pavelow69
      @mh-53pavelow69 4 роки тому +5

      Oh he said makes sense, he understood the joke

    • @288theabe
      @288theabe 4 роки тому +1

      For the super close encounters

  • @Prodigy_ADED
    @Prodigy_ADED 4 роки тому +1000

    Germany: “We’ll execute any soldier with this shotgun!”
    Shotty boi loading his boog bangstick: “Shame.”

    • @JerryMan68
      @JerryMan68 4 роки тому +5

      Prodigy ADED copy

    • @theubermensch9316
      @theubermensch9316 4 роки тому +56

      "Can't execute me if you're dead"

    • @s7ven.-mae52
      @s7ven.-mae52 4 роки тому +13

      Can't execute anybody if you sweep the trench of jerry's

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 4 роки тому +21

      Germany: Vat is zis!? You can't use un trench guns! Zit is inhumane! Zit is UNFAIR! NIIIIIEEEEEEN!!!!
      Americans: Ha-ha! Trench Gun go *Cheuck-Chook! BOOM* !

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 роки тому +4

      Ah gees, that just sucks

  • @Slav_Stiibun
    @Slav_Stiibun 2 роки тому +6

    Germany: shotguns are inhumane and cause unnecessary suffering, also Germany: flamethrower is ok

  • @GamesTube80
    @GamesTube80 5 років тому +863

    Germans: "shotguns are illegal in war"
    Said who used mustard gas

    • @bluefoxy6478
      @bluefoxy6478 5 років тому +12

      Said the country using mustard gas. Kinda of ironic if you ask me.

    • @GamesTube80
      @GamesTube80 5 років тому +3

      @@bluefoxy6478 I didn't say "the country"

    • @bluefoxy6478
      @bluefoxy6478 5 років тому +2

      Its referencing the Germans here.

    • @insanetvleandro5954
      @insanetvleandro5954 5 років тому

      I'm from Germany

    • @catblitz5103
      @catblitz5103 5 років тому +3

      @@insanetvleandro5954 hello what is the best city for tourism?

  • @samglotzbach3814
    @samglotzbach3814 4 роки тому +193

    Germany: no don't use shotguns.
    America: Boomstick intensifies

  • @lylem60gamer61
    @lylem60gamer61 6 років тому +293

    You failed to mention when Pershing heard German High Command's threat, he ordered 100,000 shotguns.

  • @Dr.pepper457
    @Dr.pepper457 3 роки тому +7

    0:48 “you got anymore of those shotguns with a cheese grater on it?”

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 5 років тому +458

    Germany : "Please ban shotgun, it's too brutal for war"
    Also Germany : *Mustard gas & Flamethrower*

    • @khledsingleton9063
      @khledsingleton9063 4 роки тому +3

      Definition of poor sports

    • @tdestroyer4780
      @tdestroyer4780 4 роки тому +2

      There are some weird laws of war. Like using anti tank weapons against personel is supposedly a war crime.

    • @felipeaugusto2600
      @felipeaugusto2600 4 роки тому +1

      @@tdestroyer4780 Bruh lemme grab my M82.

    • @jellohunter7981
      @jellohunter7981 4 роки тому

      Both sides used gas

    • @felipeaugusto2600
      @felipeaugusto2600 4 роки тому

      @@jellohunter7981 yes, but that's not the point.

  • @bed7089
    @bed7089 4 роки тому +2646

    "Shotguns are inhumane!"
    Says the guys who invented poison gas, flamethrower, and often tortured their prisoners

    • @mycklaflonscamping1398
      @mycklaflonscamping1398 3 роки тому +203

      Germans didn’t torture prisoners. Well, not ‘often’. Both sides did of course. So Germany wasn’t an exception. I know you are American and brainwashed. But know your facts bubba

    • @johnhudson8478
      @johnhudson8478 3 роки тому +300

      @@mycklaflonscamping1398 think he was just pointing out that shotguns are more humane than flamethrowers and mustard gas meaning, if flamethrowers are fine shotguns are fine too

    • @CoverCode
      @CoverCode 3 роки тому +134

      @@mycklaflonscamping1398 but even you agree that Germany did it.. he never claimed that the other side did not, I think he just claimed that because they did that plus using gas and flamethrowers, really made it hysterical for them to say it was inhumain

    • @mycklaflonscamping1398
      @mycklaflonscamping1398 3 роки тому +8

      @@johnhudson8478 he was talking about how Germany tortured prisoners

    • @booboofongus8905
      @booboofongus8905 3 роки тому +117

      @@mycklaflonscamping1398 I cannot take you seriously if you say bubba.

  • @nateanunciacion1762
    @nateanunciacion1762 5 років тому +741

    1917:
    Germans: Nerf the shotgun!!!
    2018:
    Kids: NERF THE SHOTGUN!!!

    • @satt47-74
      @satt47-74 5 років тому +11

      Nate Anunciacion Fartshit

    • @mikewizz1895
      @mikewizz1895 5 років тому +5

      @@satt47-74 what is everybody's problem with fortnite seriously. So obnoxious

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 5 років тому +21

      @@mikewizz1895 who said anything about fortnite

    • @kadiboudacz5500
      @kadiboudacz5500 5 років тому +1

      @@RawkL0bster satt 47 did

    • @LilNeenerMcWomanRaypist
      @LilNeenerMcWomanRaypist 5 років тому +3

      Mr. Gigan Maybe to you. But a lot of people still like it. Seems like some people’s parents never told their kids that their opinion wasn’t that important.

  • @Clackerus
    @Clackerus Рік тому +5

    incredible weapon that still holds up as one of the best of it's class today.

  • @craycraykian508
    @craycraykian508 5 років тому +150

    A wild German appears:
    You chose to attack:
    Yank uses shotgun:
    ItS sUpEr EfFeCtIvE

  • @Antimanele104
    @Antimanele104 6 років тому +775

    Actually, the true reason why Germany complained about them was very simple: they mastered the techniques of the Stormtroopers and once in close range, the rifles of the Allies were outmatched by the submachineguns and flamethrowers.
    But then the Shotgun Nation attacked... and as it was proven, charging against a shotgun wielding regiment in defensive positions was pure suicide.
    Shotgun - the bane of the german stormtrooper and later, the japanese banzai charger.

    • @tangerinepaint3643
      @tangerinepaint3643 6 років тому +25

      Antimanele104 It hard counters them

    • @Antimanele104
      @Antimanele104 6 років тому +66

      More like this:
      M97 Trench Gun
      +100% chance to stop a German stormtrooper attack dead in it's tracks
      +100% chance to cause German soldiers grief
      +100% chance to become a certified badass

    • @Yash-ml4bb
      @Yash-ml4bb 6 років тому

      But I thought SMGs weren't used until ww2

    • @jtim83
      @jtim83 6 років тому +20

      Wasn't as wide spread, but SMG's were used in ww1

    • @lightmetro7508
      @lightmetro7508 6 років тому +12

      @@Yash-ml4bb the smg was used in smaller numbers in ww1. In 1918 the german mp18 was introduced to stormtroopers. And I'm pretty sure the Italians had something as well

  • @jackmann8828
    @jackmann8828 6 років тому +808

    Germans: "Shotguns are unnecessarily brutal!"
    Also Germans: "Let's go fire chlorine gas into the enemy trenches!"

    • @edwardkenway148
      @edwardkenway148 6 років тому +41

      Mannana let's test some devastating bombs on populated civilian cities cuz why not

    • @tech6985
      @tech6985 6 років тому +21

      Don't forget the flame throwers.

    • @tech6985
      @tech6985 6 років тому

      *X-files music plays*

    • @partyplayz3317
      @partyplayz3317 6 років тому +6

      Germans (1941): LET'S GO BOMB CIVILIANS!!

    • @tech6985
      @tech6985 6 років тому +26

      Oh yeah and the allies *defiantly* didn't bomb civilians.

  • @Swagway177
    @Swagway177 Рік тому +2

    "Don't be Afraid John.....My names Father Garcia its good finally to meet you"

  • @oswaldjacobs3935
    @oswaldjacobs3935 6 років тому +4354

    German criticized the shotgun for being painful while they used poison gas.
    Edit: don't look at the people who replied to my comment, they're arguing.

    • @MrElis420
      @MrElis420 6 років тому +959

      They were the first to use the real nasty chemical weapons, and flame throwers during the war, but shotguns are inhumane apparently lmao.

    • @Vegas-if8ju
      @Vegas-if8ju 6 років тому +86

      MrElis the Germans used chemical warfare first don't bullshit yourself

    • @MrElis420
      @MrElis420 6 років тому +756

      I literally just said that.

    • @banjoman5880
      @banjoman5880 6 років тому +379

      Vegas can you read? He clearly said the Jerry's used Gas first

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 6 років тому +206

      Not Filthy Frank "Shotgun being too painful? You really oughta take a breath of your own damn gases!"

  • @noahgonzalez1882
    @noahgonzalez1882 6 років тому +829

    Do the one about the war between the Australians and Emus war.

    • @apunahasapeemapetilon4398
      @apunahasapeemapetilon4398 6 років тому +26

      Mr. NG Emus?

    • @noahgonzalez1882
      @noahgonzalez1882 6 років тому +14

      Aaron Ubina Ostrich like bird.

    • @egeo.9645
      @egeo.9645 6 років тому +68

      Mr. NG who would win: an an advanced human civilization in a continent with modern weapons and arms or some birds that can't fly.

    • @kurtmorales7644
      @kurtmorales7644 6 років тому +28

      That war was quite embarrassing for the Aussies, Because they Lost XD

    • @sB-tc9pl
      @sB-tc9pl 6 років тому +9

      Emu War.

  • @Xicius
    @Xicius 4 роки тому +273

    Germany used chlorine gas
    America used shotgun
    Germans: THATS ILLEGAL!!

    • @mehmetozturk9950
      @mehmetozturk9950 3 роки тому +1

      effective can it be in shotgun in frontal warfare the answer is zero

    • @jayhollows5729
      @jayhollows5729 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair both sides used gas

    • @MrBannystar
      @MrBannystar 3 роки тому

      @@jayhollows5729 Technically, the French were the first to use gas, but it was non-lethal tear gas. The Germans raised the stakes by introducing poison gas, so they have no cause for complaint. If they hated shotguns so much then they should've developed their own prototype.

    • @thisisthedripster
      @thisisthedripster 3 роки тому

      @@MrBannystar yep

  • @albaraqahtani
    @albaraqahtani 2 роки тому +2

    Germany: “waaaa waaaa shotgun violates mein rules of war”
    Also Germany: **uses mustard gas and flammenwerfers**

  • @BW-4012
    @BW-4012 5 років тому +520

    Geramany: ShOtGuN iS waRCriMe
    *Germany uses a gas that kills your lungs*

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 5 років тому +32

      Burns your skin and makes you blind as well.

    • @CAndVProductions1998
      @CAndVProductions1998 5 років тому +6

      phantom killer087 I’m so sorry you went through that

    • @ijhsa7452
      @ijhsa7452 5 років тому +3

      It doesnt kill your lungs it etches away the top skin layer inside your lungs causing them to be less useful for breathing and you to slowly suffocate in pain

    • @mayonenciom7983
      @mayonenciom7983 4 роки тому +1

      Also blindness, heart attacks, organ burn, and Skin burn

    • @catfoodfood6169
      @catfoodfood6169 4 роки тому +1

      @phantom killer087 it's a joke buddy

  • @Rob-no6lx
    @Rob-no6lx 6 років тому +333

    Germans : "shotguns cause unnecessary suffering!"
    *Invents flamethrower*

    • @rachelpurity1
      @rachelpurity1 5 років тому +11

      Everyone used flamethrowers afterwards.

    • @LankyBeanss
      @LankyBeanss 5 років тому +16

      @@rachelpurity1 did he say the didn't? Simple states Germans created it

    • @rachelpurity1
      @rachelpurity1 5 років тому +9

      @@LankyBeanss Which doesn't matter one bit, since everyone used it.
      Otherwise you could blame some Chinese guy for all deaths via firearm in history

    • @LankyBeanss
      @LankyBeanss 5 років тому +13

      @@rachelpurity1 no one is refuting that ?? What is your point ?? He simply stated Germans made it

    • @nahuelleandroarroyo
      @nahuelleandroarroyo 5 років тому +7

      The Germans probably complained because they were beaten by a far simpler and cheaper alternative

  • @elida2134
    @elida2134 5 років тому +979

    Germany: declares war
    America: brings shothuns
    Germany: hey man thats cheating

    • @PatriotKC
      @PatriotKC 5 років тому +13

      atilla and the shothuns, now that is scary

    • @peterkarl1996
      @peterkarl1996 5 років тому +39

      Germany didn't started the war... It was a war starded by Austria-Hungary and serbia

    • @snoweefrost4412
      @snoweefrost4412 5 років тому +5

      @@peterkarl1996 The German Empire very much caused the war, the assassination of the Arch-Duke was utilized as a political flashpoint. A gateway into German expansion. Misunderstandings do not result in wars, despite what pop figures may claim, much less wars against entirely unrelated nation-states.

    • @ramonsonagudelo5199
      @ramonsonagudelo5199 5 років тому +11

      In the first world War Germany doesn't start the conflict

    • @ramonsonagudelo5199
      @ramonsonagudelo5199 5 років тому +5

      They start the second one

  • @reallyhightemplar4013
    @reallyhightemplar4013 3 роки тому +14

    Germans be like:
    “OMG shotgun is inhumane, please ban”. *deploys tanker pumping mustard gas *

    • @meh92
      @meh92 3 роки тому

      hypocrites pal, civilization's greatest ever since stone age

    • @creber4790
      @creber4790 3 роки тому

      you be like: some random idiot on the internet which doesnt inform himself while both sides used gas

    • @meh92
      @meh92 3 роки тому

      @@creber4790 well, war crimes cant be avoid entirely

    • @markoliver314
      @markoliver314 3 роки тому

      @@creber4790 yeah but the point is they used gas first while complaining about shotguns. What a bunch of hypocrites.

    • @creber4790
      @creber4790 3 роки тому

      @@markoliver314 and the usa were the only ones to use shotguns so it makes the usa the worst as the allies used gas + shotguns and the germans only gas