Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Comebacks 🔥

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  • Опубліковано 23 тра 2022
  • Nikki Glaser unleashes the hottest comebacks at the Roasts of Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, and Rob Lowe.
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  • @mileslaw
    @mileslaw 2 роки тому +959

    That "running out of ink" joke never gets old.

  • @BaracudaFTW
    @BaracudaFTW 4 місяці тому +163

    “That’s gotta be one of the worst things you could call your daughter……… after Ireland”
    I DIED 🤣

  • @wooloosays5721
    @wooloosays5721 Рік тому +682

    She looks like she’s enjoying it while being roasted. But when she roasts someone else they look pressed like a panini 😆

    • @andreaslindblom9140
      @andreaslindblom9140 Рік тому +3

      Panini always makes Me think of the rant by John Pinette!! 😢 ... 😁 Peace!!

    • @mole1596
      @mole1596 10 місяців тому +10

      She’s enjoying the jokes, even when they are at her expense because she’s a comedian.

    • @joedc789
      @joedc789 9 місяців тому

      I bet she does enjoy getting roasted

    • @jesusmartinez5494
      @jesusmartinez5494 21 день тому

      She's a gr8 sport as his Lisa lampanelli(did I spell that right?)

    • @marvelfanatic12
      @marvelfanatic12 3 дні тому

      @@jesusmartinez5494no you spelled it “his” when it should be spelled “is”

  • @keanehgz
    @keanehgz 2 роки тому +1544

    What Nikki did to Ann was not a roast, it was an execution.

    • @SHOEZAAM
      @SHOEZAAM Рік тому +61

      Killed baldwin too with the oats

    • @Robert-sx9mm
      @Robert-sx9mm Рік тому +28

      Yeah it was! Nikki cuts like a machete...not a knife! Lol I freaking love her!

    • @Gogoroth2
      @Gogoroth2 Рік тому +7

      I wish

    • @christophb2736
      @christophb2736 Рік тому +27

      She not only killed her, she eviscerated her alive.

    • @davee7344
      @davee7344 Рік тому

      And she didn’t even have to use an oven to execute her

  • @adelalahmad7963
    @adelalahmad7963 Рік тому +160

    Your nurse is warming it up backstage 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative Рік тому +199

    Looking back on the full roasts, a lot of people almost looked scared when she said their name

    • @Yriel129
      @Yriel129 Рік тому +14

      The oatmeal bit with DeNiro had people looking like "okay that's, that's perhaps enough" lol

  • @starveartist
    @starveartist Рік тому +218

    She is literally the undisputed queen of roasting. Literally #1 in the world

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 8 місяців тому +4

      I liked Greg Giraldo more, but Nikki is up there.

    • @salomonrael8117
      @salomonrael8117 6 місяців тому +8

      i would definitely not say #1, Joan Rivers will always be #1. nikki is definitely 2nd tho 4:09

    • @LordIstar
      @LordIstar 5 місяців тому +6

      @@salomonrael8117why dishonor Joan by lying on her name. She was not the best toaster. Trailblazing and iconic comedian? Yes. Best roaster? Hyperbole.

    • @ASirensFlame
      @ASirensFlame 5 місяців тому +1

      She's the Queen of it
      Greg's overatted
      And now he's dead so it's worse

    • @tarikdebarge
      @tarikdebarge Місяць тому +4

      Better than Lisa Lampanelli?

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Рік тому +199

    I absolutely love this format of making it seem like people are going back and forth. This is awesome! A great way to get more content out of old shows.

  • @belle6631
    @belle6631 Рік тому +136

    ‘Ya damaged little climber’ - Blake with the line of the roast

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 8 місяців тому +2

      I loved that! She did too.

    • @jackjack4412
      @jackjack4412 6 місяців тому

      Like a bird climbing out of the nest? Didn't get that one.

    • @johnbigelson7471
      @johnbigelson7471 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@jackjack4412no, i took it as a social climber.

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin Рік тому +133

    Not only roast, she murdered some of them 😂😂😂

    • @Rampage_SSBU
      @Rampage_SSBU 6 днів тому

      Especially Ann Coulter 😂😂😂

  • @skylaryoung3819
    @skylaryoung3819 Рік тому +78

    Jimmy’s Horse joke was the best joke of that entire roast😂😂😂

  • @kennetha3429
    @kennetha3429 Рік тому +85

    The Alf joke, was hillarious

  • @Fawkes2574
    @Fawkes2574 6 годин тому +2

    What she said at Brady's "Gronk know that not real money!" I died! lol

  • @BonnChnd
    @BonnChnd 4 дні тому +14

    Nikki killed Martha Stewart. I loved every second of it 😂😂

  • @echolot
    @echolot 4 дні тому +9

    01:33 "shank you!" is so underrated

  • @dishantgrover1247
    @dishantgrover1247 2 дні тому +8

    "Without fuhrer ado" is something I'll just randomly think someday and start laughing 😆

  • @Errcyco
    @Errcyco 7 місяців тому +18

    Sibyls cackle is hilarious.

  • @alecbona4549
    @alecbona4549 6 місяців тому +20

    Nikki is absolutely BRUTAL and i love it.

  • @robertparks7233
    @robertparks7233 Рік тому +113

    Ruthless,and a smokin hot mess,love it

  • @eltonron1558
    @eltonron1558 2 місяці тому +6

    I've been stoic for months until finding this gem. Her hilarity with honesty, is comedy that I should have been a better fan of. I love laughing.

  • @gb7251
    @gb7251 3 дні тому +7

    That comment about making a Mexican happy because he’ll be digging Ann Coulter’s grave was GOLDEN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sofiaguerrero0969
    @sofiaguerrero0969 Рік тому +31

    Comics are truly amazing. My sensitive self would cry if someone called me out like this

    • @srbaruchi
      @srbaruchi Рік тому +2

      It's a strange phenomenon that we laugh so hard at jokes about ourselves, but, at the heart of it, we love the targeted attention.

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko Рік тому +78

    I'm convinced Nikki and Blake hooked up.

    • @dannyteague5741
      @dannyteague5741 День тому

      If so, I'm sure Blake enjoyed it. I KNOW I WOULD.

  • @mattway18
    @mattway18 Рік тому +120

    Okay, the list joke about Nikki from Ann Coulter was kinda funny. Everything Nikki said about Ann was hilarious.

    • @bennyb44875
      @bennyb44875 Рік тому +12

      given the circumstances Ann did better than I thought she would

    • @mattway18
      @mattway18 Рік тому +7

      @@bennyb44875 yeah the joke I pointed out was, at best, a chuckle.

    • @Misogynisticfeminist
      @Misogynisticfeminist 6 днів тому

      “Why I’m mistaken for Nikki Glaser,” was honestly fantastic.

  • @supdawg2559
    @supdawg2559 Рік тому +29

    Nikki and blake had fun after that roast

  • @earlnation720
    @earlnation720 Місяць тому +10

    She is seriously one of the best. Love her humor. And she obviously can take it as well.

  • @gfcancio
    @gfcancio Рік тому +251

    I'd love to see a new roast of Alec Baldwin

    • @BigGov74
      @BigGov74 Рік тому +1

      Shoot

    • @patrick111390
      @patrick111390 Рік тому +28

      Yeah. That guys a marksman

    • @EldocSabote
      @EldocSabote Рік тому +15

      Would probably have some bang on jokes

    • @nickvin7447
      @nickvin7447 Рік тому

      He wouldn't.

    • @rowelle
      @rowelle Рік тому +1

      Do you think Comedy Central will pull the trigger and order another roast of Alec? I’d feel like he’s been through a lot and would first need to reload. But I think he should just bite the bullet and and take a shot at doing another one.

  • @benitovan
    @benitovan 4 дні тому +3

    The robbert de niro oatmeal...😂😂😂

  • @NoxaClimaxX
    @NoxaClimaxX 18 днів тому +43

    How did Amy Schumer get famous when Nikki’s ten times funnier?

    • @johndinou2180
      @johndinou2180 6 днів тому

      She's related to Charles Schumer

    • @wilsonthaoshow
      @wilsonthaoshow 2 дні тому +1

      Networking maybe? More of who you know. Not what you know.

  • @o0oStillWeRiseo0o
    @o0oStillWeRiseo0o 2 роки тому +208

    Robert Deniro is savage tho 😱

  • @superfingers801
    @superfingers801 2 роки тому +57

    Black guy made out of printer running out of ink🤣🤣🤣

  • @TalonsOfFire
    @TalonsOfFire Рік тому +53

    She's funny asf at these things.

  • @yorickstrangefield2976
    @yorickstrangefield2976 Рік тому +39

    Some of Martha Stewart's "smiles" look more like shooting daggers.

  • @jameswarren423
    @jameswarren423 Рік тому +24

    Beautiful talented funny and she knows how to dish it out! you’re awesome!👍🏼🤩❤️

  • @fredbobberts5753
    @fredbobberts5753 Рік тому +48

    “Wake a wish foundation where they make sick kids meet you so dying doesn’t seem so bad.”

  • @kayulamwanamwenge7111
    @kayulamwanamwenge7111 День тому

    6:01 David definitely got hit on the feels😂😂😂😂

  • @ceejaycuevas6652
    @ceejaycuevas6652 Рік тому +1

    Everyone kills Ann hahahah

  • @heatherward5053
    @heatherward5053 Рік тому +28

    Hearing Robert DeNiro say p**sy was unsettling… so weird. She destroyed Martha Stewart🤣🤣🤣

  • @larrydeleau8538
    @larrydeleau8538 День тому +1

    The great thing about Nikki is she can take a punch.and laugh..doesn't get spiteful or super sensitive or hurt..she can take the hits, and deal them right back at ya

  • @robertshockey6750
    @robertshockey6750 Рік тому +8

    man what a savage I love her!

  • @danieljerez9456
    @danieljerez9456 2 роки тому +15

    Love her

  • @de4994
    @de4994 Рік тому +18

    That was hilarious haha

  • @ferngully5324
    @ferngully5324 День тому

    I give TOTAL props to the roasted on these shows. I would DIE if people pointed out the worst parts of my life and looks 😂😂

  • @nickvin7447
    @nickvin7447 Рік тому +122

    Nikki is just better, no way around it.

  • @georgeclyde7904
    @georgeclyde7904 Рік тому +1

    I lover her so much!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @teizhanmcfall938
    @teizhanmcfall938 2 роки тому +12

    I'm a huge fan of the Roast

  • @adalovelace521
    @adalovelace521 2 роки тому +7

    love her burns

  • @hawkiepants9
    @hawkiepants9 Рік тому +8

    She is hilarious!

  • @MichaelLudden
    @MichaelLudden Рік тому +7

    Savage is an understatement

  • @darrenc5563
    @darrenc5563 5 днів тому +2

    That printer joke made to every party with a light skin brother present

  • @jeniberri
    @jeniberri Місяць тому

    Love her, she's great.

  • @Batmonthesequel
    @Batmonthesequel Рік тому +24

    1:00 Alec Baldwin like “ooh that’s gotta hurt”
    Yeah not as much as that bullet

  • @PriestApostate
    @PriestApostate Рік тому +5

    It was a long time coming, that slaying of Coulter!

  • @KingPangalang
    @KingPangalang Рік тому +2

    That was epic

  • @carrolllaw
    @carrolllaw Рік тому +2

    I love that girl!

  • @2Hyphy74
    @2Hyphy74 2 дні тому +1

    You Go NIKKI🎉

  • @farber2
    @farber2 Рік тому +13

    Ann Coulter, "Mein Cramp" it's a period piece.

  • @piscea0229
    @piscea0229 2 місяці тому

    #1 in roasting!!!

  • @bjarnerost2002
    @bjarnerost2002 Рік тому +1

    I need more roasts. Plssssss

  • @andrewgrove1691
    @andrewgrove1691 Рік тому +4

    I ❤ her

  • @C.C._TJ_Jason
    @C.C._TJ_Jason 4 дні тому

    “Fuhrer ado”😅

  • @tygrkhat4087
    @tygrkhat4087 6 місяців тому +5

    I forgot how savage these roasts could be.

  • @mikebranch7928
    @mikebranch7928 Рік тому +1

    that was hilarious

  • @SinskariBoi3352
    @SinskariBoi3352 2 дні тому

    Roasts are amazing. Everyone should get roasted once ✌🏻✌🏻

  • @perrys1723
    @perrys1723 Рік тому +12

    12 if you count Mein Kampf 🤣

  • @sean5644
    @sean5644 Рік тому +46

    I love how they just casually let a murderer on stage

  • @nobodyspecial8380
    @nobodyspecial8380 3 дні тому +2

    When did Deniro become the guy from the movie “Up”?

  • @mommyharris1111
    @mommyharris1111 Рік тому +9

    Martha Stewart is my f’ing hero. I think she’s hilarious and very talented. She’s way better now that she got locked up.

  • @startervisions
    @startervisions 2 роки тому +29

    *"Trailer Swift"*

  • @apeshitclothing
    @apeshitclothing 2 роки тому +20

    6:07 he died on the inside

  • @gemini6999
    @gemini6999 Рік тому +5

    Nikki is great. This is the only place where the spirit of Don Rickles lives on.

  • @jessbelen
    @jessbelen Рік тому +6

    The Hilaria joke is funnier now

  • @SuperMarkizas
    @SuperMarkizas 5 місяців тому

    "Ilaria" :D Plain old Hillary

  • @annathemaanderson4448
    @annathemaanderson4448 7 місяців тому +1

    Robert Dinero looking like Alf, AlFranken!

  • @Bikewreck
    @Bikewreck 2 місяці тому +2

    She’s honestly really great when she’s not on a podcast

  • @Offred79
    @Offred79 Рік тому

    Is that Isa Briones at 2:15?

  • @81laurenjean
    @81laurenjean Місяць тому +4

    Coulter is trembling big time.

    • @throbbn
      @throbbn 4 дні тому +2

      She was, almost felt bad for her.

  • @flamingowilliams9664
    @flamingowilliams9664 8 днів тому +1

    The grave joke made me sit, pause and have to process. My Goodness.

  • @Matt-og7si
    @Matt-og7si 5 місяців тому

    You look like a black guy made of printer running out of ink is one of the best line I ever heard

  • @nicholasloyal4039
    @nicholasloyal4039 3 місяці тому

    Her random tangents are like my daily intrusive thoughts

  • @TNC9ER
    @TNC9ER Рік тому

    HUUUGEEE Shoutout to NIKKI for showing love to my music! I hella appreciate the love!!

  • @setwoulemski
    @setwoulemski Рік тому +11

    Everyone saying she is not funny but she killed

    • @26bisket
      @26bisket Рік тому

      She’s not

    • @simplylethul
      @simplylethul 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@26bisketshe's fcking hilarious.

  • @eddiencstate
    @eddiencstate 2 дні тому +1

    11:00 "You dress like a 9 yr old found $1000 on the sidewalk."

  • @hortonsstuff6948
    @hortonsstuff6948 Рік тому +5

    women are ruthless roasters

  • @martinbuhrer3893
    @martinbuhrer3893 Рік тому +4

    Wow, Blake Griffin got mad comedic game!

  • @seancunningham4462
    @seancunningham4462 3 дні тому

    she stayed well clear of jimmy 🤣 wise

  • @bryced3832
    @bryced3832 Місяць тому

    Nikki 😍

  • @derekchatcavage9180
    @derekchatcavage9180 Рік тому +2

    She’s in my top 3 favorite roasters. Ross and Lampanelli round out my list.

    • @JasonHurley
      @JasonHurley 4 місяці тому

      You need to watch the video like this of Greg Geraldo

    • @GregBurch
      @GregBurch 3 місяці тому

      You should also research Patrice O'Neal.

  • @Cauin450
    @Cauin450 Рік тому +2

    Nikki Glaser. Queen of Bukakke!

  • @TheKrazysexykool
    @TheKrazysexykool 2 роки тому +28

    Martha Stewart is my hero

    • @crisfield4364
      @crisfield4364 Рік тому +1

      I hated Martha Stewart until she went to prison and started hanging out with Snoop Dogg.

  • @chackysbills5129
    @chackysbills5129 2 місяці тому

    Girl jokes😂

  • @floundergearjam
    @floundergearjam Рік тому +7

    The thesis of this video is: Don't mess with Nikki.

  • @johncook9392
    @johncook9392 2 дні тому

    I dont really care for too many female comedians... But I will say Glaser could go down as the best roaster of ALL TIME!

  • @dolphthadon3023
    @dolphthadon3023 7 місяців тому +3

    Nikki is brutal lol

  • @benjamincarter6095
    @benjamincarter6095 Рік тому +1

    That's not all Alec Baldwin sniped

  • @dannyteague5741
    @dannyteague5741 4 місяці тому +2

    Nikki is gorgeous

  • @M4NA5
    @M4NA5 Рік тому +10

    Nikki is the best standup comedian period. I mean best standup comedian who can have a period.

  • @mrgreen4688
    @mrgreen4688 5 днів тому

    for the modern age, after gilbert, greg, and jeff ross, I think Nikki is maybe #4 all time.

  • @jsj31313jj
    @jsj31313jj Рік тому +1

    Not bad 😌

  • @luxpursuits
    @luxpursuits Рік тому +1

    I was thinking the same - Nikki is the young version of Ann Coulter 😀

    • @davidleigh443
      @davidleigh443 День тому

      Coulter looks hot until you hear her voice.