Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Comebacks 🔥

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  • @BaracudaFTW
    @BaracudaFTW Рік тому +402

    “That’s gotta be one of the worst things you could call your daughter……… after Ireland”
    I DIED 🤣

  • @mileslaw
    @mileslaw 2 роки тому +1431

    That "running out of ink" joke never gets old.

    • @TheSateef
      @TheSateef 6 місяців тому +3

      the Ann Coulter Mexican who digs your grave joke never gets old

  • @Fawkes2574
    @Fawkes2574 7 місяців тому +269

    What she said at Brady's "Gronk know that not real money!" I died! lol

    • @barrymccockiner773
      @barrymccockiner773 7 місяців тому +17

      I lost it when she said Kevin Hart weighs 150, 155 after The Rock finishes 😂

    • @johnresto1813
      @johnresto1813 6 місяців тому +3

      The way she said it too, rocking side to side. 😂

    • @williamhawkins102
      @williamhawkins102 6 місяців тому +2

      Funniest set I have ever seen (the Brady Roast😮) - she’s a savage and I love her.

    • @mikekillagreen9432
      @mikekillagreen9432 6 місяців тому

      😂😂

    • @chapingaryjr
      @chapingaryjr 2 місяці тому

      But this isn't the Tom Brady roast is it lol

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 2 роки тому +254

    I absolutely love this format of making it seem like people are going back and forth. This is awesome! A great way to get more content out of old shows.

  • @starveartist
    @starveartist Рік тому +447

    She is literally the undisputed queen of roasting. Literally #1 in the world

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 Рік тому +7

      I liked Greg Giraldo more, but Nikki is up there.

    • @salomonrael8117
      @salomonrael8117 Рік тому +12

      i would definitely not say #1, Joan Rivers will always be #1. nikki is definitely 2nd tho 4:09

    • @LordIstar
      @LordIstar Рік тому +9

      @@salomonrael8117why dishonor Joan by lying on her name. She was not the best toaster. Trailblazing and iconic comedian? Yes. Best roaster? Hyperbole.

    • @tarikdebarge
      @tarikdebarge 8 місяців тому +7

      Better than Lisa Lampanelli?

    • @jeffwatts1126
      @jeffwatts1126 7 місяців тому +7

      She stole the show at the Tom Brady roast the other night

  • @wooloosays5721
    @wooloosays5721 2 роки тому +1028

    She looks like she’s enjoying it while being roasted. But when she roasts someone else they look pressed like a panini 😆

    • @andreaslindblom9140
      @andreaslindblom9140 2 роки тому +5

      Panini always makes Me think of the rant by John Pinette!! 😢 ... 😁 Peace!!

    • @mole1596
      @mole1596 Рік тому +26

      She’s enjoying the jokes, even when they are at her expense because she’s a comedian.

    • @joedc789
      @joedc789 Рік тому

      I bet she does enjoy getting roasted

    • @jesusmartinez5494
      @jesusmartinez5494 8 місяців тому +6

      She's a gr8 sport as his Lisa lampanelli(did I spell that right?)

    • @marvelfanatic12
      @marvelfanatic12 7 місяців тому +3

      @@jesusmartinez5494no you spelled it “his” when it should be spelled “is”

  • @adelalahmad7963
    @adelalahmad7963 2 роки тому +266

    Your nurse is warming it up backstage 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @keanehgz
    @keanehgz 2 роки тому +2090

    What Nikki did to Ann was not a roast, it was an execution.

    • @SHOEZAAM
      @SHOEZAAM 2 роки тому +88

      Killed baldwin too with the oats

    • @Robert-sx9mm
      @Robert-sx9mm 2 роки тому +41

      Yeah it was! Nikki cuts like a machete...not a knife! Lol I freaking love her!

    • @Gogoroth2
      @Gogoroth2 2 роки тому +9

      I wish

    • @christophb2736
      @christophb2736 2 роки тому +34

      She not only killed her, she eviscerated her alive.

    • @davee7344
      @davee7344 2 роки тому +1

      And she didn’t even have to use an oven to execute her

  • @melsutubeification
    @melsutubeification 7 місяців тому +172

    The QUEEN of ROASTING... she better be honored for her Comedy someday.

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 2 роки тому +339

    Looking back on the full roasts, a lot of people almost looked scared when she said their name

    • @Yriel129
      @Yriel129 Рік тому +26

      The oatmeal bit with DeNiro had people looking like "okay that's, that's perhaps enough" lol

  • @dishantgrover1247
    @dishantgrover1247 7 місяців тому +129

    "Without fuhrer ado" is something I'll just randomly think someday and start laughing 😆

    • @slparker2009
      @slparker2009 2 місяці тому +1

      My husband of 9 years just left me and THAT line made me laugh so hard I forgot my life is trash now 😂🎉❤ THANK YOU!!!!

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin 2 роки тому +214

    Not only roast, she murdered some of them 😂😂😂

    • @Rampage_SSBU
      @Rampage_SSBU 7 місяців тому +3

      Especially Ann Coulter 😂😂😂

  • @gb7251
    @gb7251 7 місяців тому +72

    That comment about making a Mexican happy because he’ll be digging Ann Coulter’s grave was GOLDEN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nick92zim
    @nick92zim 7 місяців тому +53

    They forgot my fav one when she roasts Jeff Ross, “Jeff Ross is here, dressed as prince, the prince, of wales, the animal, you’re fat”

  • @belle6631
    @belle6631 2 роки тому +194

    ‘Ya damaged little climber’ - Blake with the line of the roast

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 Рік тому +4

      I loved that! She did too.

    • @jackjack4412
      @jackjack4412 Рік тому

      Like a bird climbing out of the nest? Didn't get that one.

    • @johnbigelson7471
      @johnbigelson7471 Рік тому +10

      ​@@jackjack4412no, i took it as a social climber.

    • @thegrinch7989
      @thegrinch7989 2 місяці тому

      Blake supposedly wrote his own jokes

  • @echolot
    @echolot 7 місяців тому +75

    01:33 "shank you!" is so underrated

  • @eltonron1558
    @eltonron1558 9 місяців тому +13

    I've been stoic for months until finding this gem. Her hilarity with honesty, is comedy that I should have been a better fan of. I love laughing.

  • @larrydeleau8538
    @larrydeleau8538 7 місяців тому +26

    The great thing about Nikki is she can take a punch.and laugh..doesn't get spiteful or super sensitive or hurt..she can take the hits, and deal them right back at ya

  • @alecbona4549
    @alecbona4549 Рік тому +53

    Nikki is absolutely BRUTAL and i love it.

  • @skylaryoung3819
    @skylaryoung3819 2 роки тому +118

    Jimmy’s Horse joke was the best joke of that entire roast😂😂😂

    • @onetahua
      @onetahua 7 місяців тому

      Hi I can’t really put roast Jimmy Carr. He is so quick

    • @axelkristoff
      @axelkristoff 7 місяців тому

      And nothing came close.

  • @Errcyco
    @Errcyco Рік тому +37

    Sibyls cackle is hilarious.

  • @NcxX-c8f
    @NcxX-c8f 8 місяців тому +191

    How did Amy Schumer get famous when Nikki’s ten times funnier?

    • @johndinou2180
      @johndinou2180 7 місяців тому +9

      She's related to Charles Schumer

    • @wilsonthaoshow
      @wilsonthaoshow 7 місяців тому +5

      Networking maybe? More of who you know. Not what you know.

    • @melsutubeification
      @melsutubeification 7 місяців тому +1

      🎯🎯🎯🎯

    • @BFusey
      @BFusey 7 місяців тому +6

      I think the real answer to that is pretty dark actually

    • @jbenrn
      @jbenrn 7 місяців тому

      Yes! Thiiissss!

  • @kennetha3429
    @kennetha3429 2 роки тому +130

    The Alf joke, was hillarious

  • @earlnation720
    @earlnation720 9 місяців тому +19

    She is seriously one of the best. Love her humor. And she obviously can take it as well.

  • @gfcancio
    @gfcancio 2 роки тому +270

    I'd love to see a new roast of Alec Baldwin

    • @BigGov74
      @BigGov74 2 роки тому +1

      Shoot

    • @patrick111390
      @patrick111390 2 роки тому +31

      Yeah. That guys a marksman

    • @SaboteurC64
      @SaboteurC64 2 роки тому +17

      Would probably have some bang on jokes

    • @nickvin7447
      @nickvin7447 2 роки тому +1

      He wouldn't.

    • @rowelle
      @rowelle 2 роки тому +1

      Do you think Comedy Central will pull the trigger and order another roast of Alec? I’d feel like he’s been through a lot and would first need to reload. But I think he should just bite the bullet and and take a shot at doing another one.

  • @BonnChnd
    @BonnChnd 7 місяців тому +45

    Nikki killed Martha Stewart. I loved every second of it 😂😂

  • @melissak8419
    @melissak8419 7 місяців тому +17

    Robert DeNiro's salivating over oatmeal and it being heated up backstage. . . lol🤣🤣🤣

  • @austinc.8360
    @austinc.8360 7 місяців тому +28

    "Id ask you how you sleep at night but I just assume hanging upside down in a robe of 100 dalmatians" 😭😭

    • @nikkipacheco6835
      @nikkipacheco6835 7 місяців тому

      I didn't get that one

    • @austinc.8360
      @austinc.8360 7 місяців тому

      @@nikkipacheco6835 Lookup "101 Dalmatians" movie and see who is the villain. "Sleeping upsidedown" is old American story folklore in which scary evil vampires sleep upsidedown in caves like bats

    • @Chun-believable
      @Chun-believable 7 місяців тому

      @@nikkipacheco6835Cruella De Vil from 101 Dalmatians. She called her a supervillain, Cruella is a villain and a very selfish mean lady.

    • @LawdReekers
      @LawdReekers 24 дні тому +1

      ​​@nikkipacheco6835 to add to what they said, sleeping upside down as if she was a vampire. So she would be a double monster villain in this comparison lol

  • @renaissancenerd3801
    @renaissancenerd3801 6 місяців тому +12

    Ann Coulter started by saying she wasn't a comedian, and then she proved it
    First time she's proven anything she said in her entire career

  • @fredbobberts5753
    @fredbobberts5753 2 роки тому +68

    “Wake a wish foundation where they make sick kids meet you so dying doesn’t seem so bad.”

  • @robertparks7233
    @robertparks7233 2 роки тому +130

    Ruthless,and a smokin hot mess,love it

  • @supdawg2559
    @supdawg2559 2 роки тому +39

    Nikki and blake had fun after that roast

  • @RaymondNYC1
    @RaymondNYC1 3 місяці тому +3

    Nikki Glasser - One of the best comedians in the business.

  • @bejaylagrone4084
    @bejaylagrone4084 7 місяців тому +7

    I seen her workout her roasting jokes at the Netflix is a Joke festival at The Laugh Factory, it had me in tears.

  • @ferngully5324
    @ferngully5324 7 місяців тому +9

    I give TOTAL props to the roasted on these shows. I would DIE if people pointed out the worst parts of my life and looks 😂😂

  • @nickvin7447
    @nickvin7447 2 роки тому +134

    Nikki is just better, no way around it.

  • @matthewbeatman4438
    @matthewbeatman4438 7 місяців тому +7

    Nikki Glaser is vicious 😂😂😂

  • @mattway18
    @mattway18 2 роки тому +133

    Okay, the list joke about Nikki from Ann Coulter was kinda funny. Everything Nikki said about Ann was hilarious.

    • @bennyb44875
      @bennyb44875 2 роки тому +12

      given the circumstances Ann did better than I thought she would

    • @mattway18
      @mattway18 2 роки тому +7

      @@bennyb44875 yeah the joke I pointed out was, at best, a chuckle.

    • @Misogynisticfeminist
      @Misogynisticfeminist 7 місяців тому

      “Why I’m mistaken for Nikki Glaser,” was honestly fantastic.

  • @TalonsOfFire
    @TalonsOfFire 2 роки тому +65

    She's funny asf at these things.

  • @kayulamwanamwenge7111
    @kayulamwanamwenge7111 7 місяців тому +9

    6:01 David definitely got hit on the feels😂😂😂😂

  • @sofiaguerrero0969
    @sofiaguerrero0969 2 роки тому +56

    Comics are truly amazing. My sensitive self would cry if someone called me out like this

    • @srbaruchi
      @srbaruchi 2 роки тому +4

      It's a strange phenomenon that we laugh so hard at jokes about ourselves, but, at the heart of it, we love the targeted attention.

  • @heatherward5053
    @heatherward5053 2 роки тому +43

    Hearing Robert DeNiro say p**sy was unsettling… so weird. She destroyed Martha Stewart🤣🤣🤣

  • @jameswarren423
    @jameswarren423 2 роки тому +29

    Beautiful talented funny and she knows how to dish it out! you’re awesome!👍🏼🤩❤️

  • @lilpon920
    @lilpon920 6 місяців тому +5

    "Looking like Alf" 😂😂😂

  • @superfingers801
    @superfingers801 2 роки тому +73

    Black guy made out of printer running out of ink🤣🤣🤣

  • @o0oStillWeRiseo0o
    @o0oStillWeRiseo0o 2 роки тому +219

    Robert Deniro is savage tho 😱

  • @lvlik2l
    @lvlik2l 7 місяців тому +8

    Ann Coultier was shaking in her boots!!

  • @mcgeek4781
    @mcgeek4781 Місяць тому +1

    12:45 the original “So you think I’m skinny?!”

  • @paulashelton8216
    @paulashelton8216 7 місяців тому +11

    Ann Coulter’s roast was a public evisceration.

    • @maraviyoso8473
      @maraviyoso8473 4 місяці тому

      Right up there with Courtney Love's at Pamela Anderson's roast.

  • @gemini6999
    @gemini6999 Рік тому +11

    Nikki is great. This is the only place where the spirit of Don Rickles lives on.

  • @EvanRockwell1
    @EvanRockwell1 3 місяці тому +1

    I love this compilation of Gottmik's best roasts.

  • @kennethcolby6960
    @kennethcolby6960 7 місяців тому +6

    I'm in love with this chick lol

  • @farber2
    @farber2 2 роки тому +21

    Ann Coulter, "Mein Cramp" it's a period piece.

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko 2 роки тому +95

    I'm convinced Nikki and Blake hooked up.

    • @dannyteague5741
      @dannyteague5741 7 місяців тому +1

      If so, I'm sure Blake enjoyed it. I KNOW I WOULD.

    • @beatdizzy
      @beatdizzy 4 місяці тому

      Nah she's so cuffed

  • @chrisstandeford2699
    @chrisstandeford2699 7 місяців тому +6

    martha stewarts eybrow raise had me dying😂

  • @yorickstrangefield2976
    @yorickstrangefield2976 2 роки тому +54

    Some of Martha Stewart's "smiles" look more like shooting daggers.

  • @MichaelLudden
    @MichaelLudden 2 роки тому +14

    Savage is an understatement

  • @darrenc5563
    @darrenc5563 7 місяців тому +7

    That printer joke made to every party with a light skin brother present

  • @mommyharris1111
    @mommyharris1111 2 роки тому +9

    Martha Stewart is my f’ing hero. I think she’s hilarious and very talented. She’s way better now that she got locked up.

  • @PriestApostate
    @PriestApostate Рік тому +5

    It was a long time coming, that slaying of Coulter!

  • @Bikewreck
    @Bikewreck 10 місяців тому +4

    She’s honestly really great when she’s not on a podcast

    • @roddyboethius1722
      @roddyboethius1722 7 місяців тому

      And Theo Vonn is the opposite. Can't perform on stage but slays on podcasts

  • @robertshockey6750
    @robertshockey6750 2 роки тому +12

    man what a savage I love her!

  • @ceejaycuevas6652
    @ceejaycuevas6652 Рік тому +1

    Everyone kills Ann hahahah

  • @tygrkhat4087
    @tygrkhat4087 Рік тому +6

    I forgot how savage these roasts could be.

  • @danieljerez9456
    @danieljerez9456 2 роки тому +21

    Love her

  • @sean5644
    @sean5644 2 роки тому +50

    I love how they just casually let a murderer on stage

  • @nobodyspecial8380
    @nobodyspecial8380 7 місяців тому +6

    When did Deniro become the guy from the movie “Up”?

  • @piscea0229
    @piscea0229 10 місяців тому +1

    #1 in roasting!!!

  • @perrys1723
    @perrys1723 2 роки тому +14

    12 if you count Mein Kampf 🤣

  • @occludedzeitgeist
    @occludedzeitgeist Рік тому +1

    She really made Robert Deniro think about his mortality

  • @TuberRene
    @TuberRene Місяць тому

    Love Nikki. She is a brilliant comic and joke writer.

  • @de4994
    @de4994 2 роки тому +19

    That was hilarious haha

  • @johncook9392
    @johncook9392 7 місяців тому +1

    I dont really care for too many female comedians... But I will say Glaser could go down as the best roaster of ALL TIME!

  • @kurdirama
    @kurdirama 4 місяці тому +1

    I love Nicki Glazer ❤

  • @Batmonthesequel
    @Batmonthesequel 2 роки тому +29

    1:00 Alec Baldwin like “ooh that’s gotta hurt”
    Yeah not as much as that bullet

  • @teizhanmcfall938
    @teizhanmcfall938 2 роки тому +14

    I'm a huge fan of the Roast

  • @32516104
    @32516104 7 місяців тому +4

    Anyone here after seeing her awesome set on the roast of Tom Brady ?

  • @jessbelen
    @jessbelen 2 роки тому +11

    The Hilaria joke is funnier now

  • @georgeclyde7904
    @georgeclyde7904 Рік тому +1

    I lover her so much!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @setwoulemski
    @setwoulemski 2 роки тому +16

    Everyone saying she is not funny but she killed

    • @26bisket
      @26bisket 2 роки тому

      She’s not

    • @simplylethul
      @simplylethul Рік тому +3

      ​@@26bisketshe's fcking hilarious.

  • @hawkiepants9
    @hawkiepants9 2 роки тому +10

    She is hilarious!

  • @kevenquinlan
    @kevenquinlan 7 місяців тому +2

    Aww, saw Nikki's 'Bangin' on Netflix a few years back- she's So funny, and Banging! Whata hottie

  • @startervisions
    @startervisions 2 роки тому +36

    *"Trailer Swift"*

  • @syifams
    @syifams 7 місяців тому +1

    That hilaria name joke ages so well 😂

  • @melsutubeification
    @melsutubeification 7 місяців тому +2

    I ❤ HER! 😂

  • @evildoesnotsleep-x2b
    @evildoesnotsleep-x2b 2 роки тому +8

    love her burns

  • @hortonsstuff6948
    @hortonsstuff6948 2 роки тому +5

    women are ruthless roasters

  • @hawk4813
    @hawk4813 7 місяців тому +3

    Calling Blake Griffin “hot” is insane.

    • @TimSimms7
      @TimSimms7 6 місяців тому

      Yes. He is not hot, he’s smokin’! Total stud.

  • @bjarnerost2002
    @bjarnerost2002 2 роки тому +2

    I need more roasts. Plssssss

  • @JayJoJonny
    @JayJoJonny 7 днів тому

    Nikki - the Faculty at University of Kansas are so proud to claim you as an English Lit major Alum, they are so pleased to see you invest those four years of academics study to such worthwhile causes, Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

  • @Sparty1966grad
    @Sparty1966grad 3 місяці тому

    The Alec Baldwin set was a Masterclass. The way she made jokes but also tied them together to other people or future jokes(Deniro Oatmeal)

  • @CrunchyVargas
    @CrunchyVargas 6 місяців тому

    When on comedian's roast her, their not ready for the comebacks, I love Nikki

  • @EattingFungi
    @EattingFungi 7 місяців тому +2

    You Go NIKKI🎉

  • @floundergearjam
    @floundergearjam 2 роки тому +10

    The thesis of this video is: Don't mess with Nikki.

  • @interstellaroverdrive3658
    @interstellaroverdrive3658 7 місяців тому +3

    This chick is SAVAGE!

  • @nicholasloyal4039
    @nicholasloyal4039 11 місяців тому +1

    Her random tangents are like my daily intrusive thoughts

  • @Facepalm9
    @Facepalm9 6 місяців тому +2

    Gottmik has this video bookmarked.

  • @C.C._TJ_Jason
    @C.C._TJ_Jason 7 місяців тому +1

    “Fuhrer ado”😅

  • @donadfull8887
    @donadfull8887 6 місяців тому

    Marfa be like: go ahead and laugh, Nikki, while I order the hit on you.

  • @SinskariBoi3366three
    @SinskariBoi3366three 7 місяців тому

    Roasts are amazing. Everyone should get roasted once ✌🏻✌🏻