Weekend Update Colin Jost and Michael Che *LOW-KEY RACIST* 🤣🤣 Joke Swaps

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @daevydjae
    @daevydjae 8 місяців тому +2521

    Colin's question of "why" after the Martin Luther King Jr joke never gets old no matter how many times I watch it.

    • @al145
      @al145 8 місяців тому +78

      "you're gonna get me murdered!"

    • @siramoras
      @siramoras 8 місяців тому +24

      4:09 If someone struggles to find it

    • @maskingtapee
      @maskingtapee 5 місяців тому +7

      @@siramoras thank you!!

    • @yakirfrankoveig8094
      @yakirfrankoveig8094 Місяць тому

      I do kinda wish they could keep it together though

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie 13 днів тому

      My favorite!

  • @michaelnoel9998
    @michaelnoel9998 Рік тому +7204

    I think the best part of the Jost/Che racist joke swap is Che acting surprised and offended by the jokes he wrote

    • @janefitch4254
      @janefitch4254 8 місяців тому +231

      YES! “Whoa Colin. I don’t think I would’ve said THAT!”

    • @JohnSmith-mv4qz
      @JohnSmith-mv4qz 8 місяців тому +19

      So if I go to work and tell that joke how will it go?

    • @w.t.1338
      @w.t.1338 8 місяців тому +10

      Yeah that’s just great. Half the jokes Che put Jost thru was racist. What a guy

    • @Lastrit_JME
      @Lastrit_JME 8 місяців тому +27

      @@JohnSmith-mv4qz well considering you wouldn’t be saying them in a way where the joke is “ah I, a black person, am having fun making my friend a little uncomfortable” and you’d just… be making racist jokes cause you wanna say something racist.

    • @JohnSmith-mv4qz
      @JohnSmith-mv4qz 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Lastrit_JME huh?

  • @drudle
    @drudle 10 місяців тому +3461

    I love how Che gives no fucks and goes full force into this, while you can tell Jost is holding back just in case, lmao.

    • @chs9999
      @chs9999 8 місяців тому +113

      To be fair he has to say WAY worse shit

    • @mwfmtnman
      @mwfmtnman 8 місяців тому +27

      So you love the double standards of wokism, awesome

    • @drudle
      @drudle 8 місяців тому +94

      @@mwfmtnman Nothing woke is happening here, nor is there any double standard.

    • @JGarcia-yr9fx
      @JGarcia-yr9fx 8 місяців тому +40

      @@mwfmtnmanthat's doesn't even make sense here? its not like che is saying racist things abt white ppl most of the time

    • @user-tt7xi2oq2o
      @user-tt7xi2oq2o 8 місяців тому +15

      Bullshit. I absolutely hate how hard he pulls his punch on the joke about Jeffrey Epstein's home being torn down. Get in the joke bro.

  • @jma331982
    @jma331982 11 місяців тому +4766

    I think Che has mastered the art of writing something Colin should absolutely not say

    • @mr.martinez6932
      @mr.martinez6932 8 місяців тому +73

      Not to mention, Colin *keeps falling for it*. "Fool me once, shame on Che. Fool me twice, shame on me." By now they've done the Joke Exchange bit like, what, 10 times? 15 or 20?

    • @Jona-cn3le
      @Jona-cn3le 8 місяців тому +6

      Indeed

    • @alexello1189
      @alexello1189 8 місяців тому +14

      At this point it’s like spy vs spy

    • @danielkaiselgruber1750
      @danielkaiselgruber1750 8 місяців тому

      It would be boring if they drew a line, it's much funnier when they just say the stuff rather than collin going "No I won't say it" ​@@mr.martinez6932

    • @Anon_y_mouse_the_only
      @Anon_y_mouse_the_only 8 місяців тому +40

      ​@@mr.martinez6932 It's a running skit, he's not falling for it, he's required to for the show

  • @Praharshk
    @Praharshk 5 місяців тому +1345

    Colin: Tries to get Che to laugh
    Che: Tries to get Colin killed

    • @GospelReader23
      @GospelReader23 2 місяці тому +5

      311 likes and no comments? Lemme fix dat. 310 likes and 1 comment,

    • @WistfuII
      @WistfuII 2 місяці тому

      ​@@GospelReader23 Went down a like?

    • @GospelReader23
      @GospelReader23 2 місяці тому

      @@WistfuII typo.

    • @Drknsl0
      @Drknsl0 Місяць тому +4

      @@GospelReader23 1 and 0 are on opposite sides of the keyboard

  • @DVAcme
    @DVAcme 8 місяців тому +765

    The nun answered prayer joke was absolute genius, lol.

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 8 місяців тому +273

    ''I stand by that joke'' Priceless lol.

  • @SpottedHares
    @SpottedHares Місяць тому +90

    I just love how Che has his “wow that was racist” face ready for the joke he wrote

  • @rowlinstoned3715
    @rowlinstoned3715 8 місяців тому +470

    I LOVE these 2 together! Funny every time

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 8 місяців тому +680

    “Kevin Spacey…hold for applause!”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @dustinzacharias8227
    @dustinzacharias8227 8 місяців тому +413

    You know you’re making good jokes when the audience goes “Woahhhh”

  • @TheGiraffe-ih2on
    @TheGiraffe-ih2on 8 місяців тому +331

    “Emergency import of Nick Cannon” got me good😂😂😂

    • @derekswift8674
      @derekswift8674 8 місяців тому +2

      🤣

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 29 днів тому +1

      Why does it keep slipping my mind that nick cannon has...alot of children. Like, ALOT of children

  • @1c0nic_player
    @1c0nic_player 8 місяців тому +57

    “dinner ready on time” was the best one

  • @TheCreepyPastaMaster
    @TheCreepyPastaMaster 8 місяців тому +643

    “Uppity bus passenger day” is fucking insane 😭😭

    • @markhowland7486
      @markhowland7486 5 місяців тому +1

      Bro it’s a joke

    • @TheCreepyPastaMaster
      @TheCreepyPastaMaster 5 місяців тому +38

      @@markhowland7486 no shit lmao

    • @Hazzo88
      @Hazzo88 4 місяці тому +7

      And to think she had to go to over 10 municipalities with a press crew following her to get the reaction they wanted lol olol

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 2 місяці тому

      @@Hazzo88 That is probably the stupidest thing anyone has ever said.

    • @Hazzo88
      @Hazzo88 2 місяці тому

      @@FakeSchrodingersCat but did I lie?

  • @CptPanda29
    @CptPanda29 4 місяці тому +82

    At 4:10 it's really dawning on Che (cause this is the first round of this) that Jost gave him some goofy frat boy jokes and Che had gone for the fucking throat lmao.

  • @rahl169
    @rahl169 10 місяців тому +374

    Best part of the video was the look on Che’s face after Jost told the MLK joke, like he couldn’t believe he actually wrote it 😂

  • @sunfl0weryy
    @sunfl0weryy 5 місяців тому +142

    Be shoppin." is both a fantastic joke and delivery, especially Che's face after

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 28 днів тому

      Do u think it’s fine for white people to make racist jokes? Colin doesn’t get a pass. If it’s ok for him to do it it’s ok for anyone to tell jokes like this

    • @sunfl0weryy
      @sunfl0weryy 27 днів тому

      @@Can-x8k well first, my comment had nothing to do with that. I just liked the frog joke. Second, you can't pretend Colin and Michael have absolutely 0 difference between them. Oppressed groups joking about an oppressive group is different than an oppressive group joking about an oppressed group.

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 27 днів тому

      @@sunfl0weryy you are a hypocrite. Colin is literally saying the racist jokes. He literally is the oppressive group joking about the oppressed group. If Colin said the n word you’d probably be ok with it. Giving celebrities passes

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 27 днів тому

      @@sunfl0weryy a white man is saying racist jokes in this video. Colin. Your logic is so messed up. Giving these celebrities passes

    • @beansoclock8748
      @beansoclock8748 15 днів тому

      did you even watch the video

  • @rodx5571
    @rodx5571 8 місяців тому +499

    The true humor of the scott stapp joke involving scarlett Johansen is,COLIN JOST IS MARRIED TO SCARLETT JOHANSEN.

    • @NexSkala
      @NexSkala 8 місяців тому +38

      Oh, I didn't realize that. It makes it SO much better.

    • @eddmario
      @eddmario 8 місяців тому +57

      @@NexSkalaYep. It's why Che always writes a joke about her every time they do this.

    • @Halozocker104
      @Halozocker104 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@NexSkalaexactly what im thinkin 😂 that just makes it gold

    • @JP-xd6fm
      @JP-xd6fm 8 місяців тому

      How is that even possible to begin with!!!?? , I didn't know Who Colin Jost was until I google it. I found dissapointed and kind of rewarded to see that uglysh men can conquer hot women like SJ

    • @willemvandeursen3105
      @willemvandeursen3105 21 день тому

      @@NexSkala It's also a sneer at the woke trend of letting James Bond be played by an amputee from Upper Mongolia or Marilyn Monroe in the remake of Some Like It Hot by am albino woman who weighs 700 pounds. The re-make will come, anyway. If necessary, in a Teletubbies version.

  • @FreeFire-lx7kd
    @FreeFire-lx7kd 8 місяців тому +430

    That child support one was crazy 😂😂😂

  • @GrayScoutEpsilon
    @GrayScoutEpsilon 6 місяців тому +92

    Che’s giggles make this so much better.

    • @chromicapop4595
      @chromicapop4595 3 місяці тому +1

      Funnier when he knows his joke is socially dubious on camera but he can’t expressed in a torment

  • @d.jmeezydadon55
    @d.jmeezydadon55 8 місяців тому +114

    "well that's a fantastic idea" said the Gucci Store 😂😂😂😂

  • @sierralvx
    @sierralvx 8 місяців тому +114

    I love the swap bit so much! Really shows how comedy pushes boundaries and shouldn't be constrained just because of politics. Also that Scarlett joke was unexpected!

    • @Romczy
      @Romczy 5 місяців тому

      Now imagine if it really was not constrained

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 28 днів тому

      Do u think it’s ok for any white person to make racist jokes. Colin doesn’t get a pass

  • @the_one_and_only_lillyg1966
    @the_one_and_only_lillyg1966 8 місяців тому +172

    I'm glad that I've never seen them canceled. They have a hard job, and the utter terror that I see when they say jokes like this is a true testament to it. I'm glad that SNL lets them say these things. None of us have the balls to anyway

    • @Anon_y_mouse_the_only
      @Anon_y_mouse_the_only 8 місяців тому +13

      The thing that makes it funny is that they both hate having to do this

    • @Mascabar
      @Mascabar 8 місяців тому +16

      Because the jokes are funny and not just “look guys I’m so offensive”

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 7 місяців тому +1

      Why would they be cancelled 😂

    • @traplover6357
      @traplover6357 5 місяців тому +9

      Because the real joke is seeing them uncomfortable, not the actual jokes themselves.

    • @Dolphinboi
      @Dolphinboi 28 днів тому

      @@Mascabardo u think it’s ok for white people to make racist jokes?

  • @matthewdaub
    @matthewdaub 8 місяців тому +176

    These are all jokes Norm McDonald would tell with a straight face.

    • @Dolphinboi
      @Dolphinboi 28 днів тому

      Do u think it’s ok for white people to make racist jokes?

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 28 днів тому

      Do u think it’s fine for white people to make racist jokes? Colin doesn’t get a pass just cause he’s a celeb

    • @wall3747
      @wall3747 25 днів тому

      you’re slow asf

    • @braedenmclean5304
      @braedenmclean5304 7 днів тому +1

      @@Can-x8kI think you missed the part of the video where they said they wrote *each others* jokes Che was the one who wrote all the jokes that Colin said.

  • @vinsanity3510
    @vinsanity3510 11 місяців тому +82

    “Answered prayers…” is fire

  • @jackboehm8408
    @jackboehm8408 8 місяців тому +27

    That China one went hard though

  • @Hadfield15
    @Hadfield15 8 місяців тому +115

    I feel like Che is legit trying to get Colin killed 😂

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 28 днів тому

      Do you think it’s fine for any white person to make racist jokes? Colin doesn’t get a pass. If it’s ok for him to tell jokes like this then it’s ok for anyone to

  • @McBlammy
    @McBlammy 5 місяців тому +17

    This is the best regular comedic skit on TV right now 😀

  • @zhenhuang536
    @zhenhuang536 11 місяців тому +95

    Che was just aiming to get Colin stabbed in the streets

  • @MuzzyBarker
    @MuzzyBarker Рік тому +52

    That drone joke was the best one.

  • @johnvine3985
    @johnvine3985 5 місяців тому +30

    I love comedy, it insults everyone, everything and we all can laugh at ourselves.

  • @nannerz1994
    @nannerz1994 4 місяці тому +15

    Joke swap is my favorite holiday

  • @PizzaWizard9001
    @PizzaWizard9001 Місяць тому +4

    Che definitely has life insurance out on Colin

  • @VagrantMalice
    @VagrantMalice 3 місяці тому +11

    3:50 you can see the "HOL UP--" on his face after he finished. XD

  • @blkdrgn43val28
    @blkdrgn43val28 5 місяців тому +17

    I think che is trying to get Collin beat up.. 😂😂😂😂

  • @EastTexasSports
    @EastTexasSports 8 місяців тому +37

    These guys make me laugh every time ! 😂

  • @CaptinHavoc1
    @CaptinHavoc1 2 місяці тому +8

    Colin writing jokes for Michael: "Ooooh I'll make him say something that sounds creepy!"
    Michael writing jokes for Colin: "I'm just gonna make him say the n-word."

  • @alternative7586
    @alternative7586 10 днів тому +1

    Che saying "Woah that was pretty racist, Colin" was the best part of this video

  • @EddieFonzarelli
    @EddieFonzarelli 5 місяців тому +10

    This is the best SNL has been since Norm did the News. Fucking absolutely hilarious!

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest Рік тому +91

    3:42 Why are you booing me? I'm right!!😅

  • @proletariatbourgeoisie9929
    @proletariatbourgeoisie9929 5 місяців тому +22

    "Answered prayer" didn't get the love it deserved lol

  • @zylokun
    @zylokun 8 місяців тому +10

    I always liked the "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED!"

  • @acbigal
    @acbigal 4 місяці тому +4

    These guys are the most informed people in the world and its not for defense of the US, or advertising, or even political reason, just damn good comedy!

  • @nightsgrow6575
    @nightsgrow6575 4 місяці тому +10

    Baby Jesus in a cage was too funny 😂

  • @austinrobertson1134
    @austinrobertson1134 4 місяці тому +7

    "Uppity bus passenger day" 😂😂😂😂

  • @georgeh5075
    @georgeh5075 8 місяців тому +13

    That hamster joke came out of nowhere

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 Місяць тому +1

    The N95 joke killed me, and then back to back with "what happened to you, man?" 😂

  • @BubbleBFDI
    @BubbleBFDI 8 місяців тому +42

    "That's kinda racist colin"

  • @paradoxical247
    @paradoxical247 3 місяці тому +7

    The China protester joke was WILD 😂

    • @Dolphinboi
      @Dolphinboi 28 днів тому

      Are u ok with white people making racist jokes? Or do certain people get passes

  • @hostrauer
    @hostrauer 5 місяців тому +3

    Michael Che does Colin so dirty on these jokes and it is always hilarious. It's the context that makes it so funny. These wouldn't be half as funny if you didn't know they were just trying to screw each other over. 🤣

  • @The_Rhettster
    @The_Rhettster 8 місяців тому +5

    These are always great 😂

  • @LSmallCatL
    @LSmallCatL 4 місяці тому +10

    Che’s Rosa Park and MLK jokes are on another level.

  • @Savahax
    @Savahax 5 місяців тому +2

    We need these two so much right now.

  • @matthewshapiro4984
    @matthewshapiro4984 Місяць тому +1

    I think the best part is the pause and sense of dread Colin has every time he starts reading a Rosa Parks or MLK Jr joke

  • @afrog2666
    @afrog2666 5 місяців тому +4

    😂 their reactions, I can`t 😂

  • @bullbae02
    @bullbae02 8 місяців тому +15

    The black host is very very creative and the white host is very funny at being uncomfortable... Best duo for this I think.

  • @vijaykumarwali7509
    @vijaykumarwali7509 8 місяців тому +22

    Every word out of their mouth is enough to get them cancelled🤣🤣🤣

  • @aliasiskey4434
    @aliasiskey4434 5 місяців тому +15

    1:42 not many laughs as usual on that joke. He might be on to something 😂😂😂😂

  • @billyskittles1036
    @billyskittles1036 11 місяців тому +32

    Who wrote the subtitles for this video? Hellen Keller? Good Lord.

    • @Aleebi
      @Aleebi 5 місяців тому +1

      "kyle" and "shay" lmao

    • @bickennugget
      @bickennugget 2 місяці тому

      AI

  • @kajem575
    @kajem575 3 місяці тому +3

    My son Shane yelling,"Wooooo" at 5:58.

  • @magnumbull
    @magnumbull 2 місяці тому +1

    I never get tired of watching these two!

  • @gzs7483
    @gzs7483 8 місяців тому +17

    The MLK one is insane

    • @akshaeee
      @akshaeee 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carsonhoover5767
    @carsonhoover5767 4 місяці тому +3

    That Rosa parks bit made me say “DAYUM”

  • @CT-1118
    @CT-1118 8 місяців тому +4

    Real talk how did you match the laugh tracks so well from 2:52 to 2:56, it flows so well

  • @MrsBeasonBryant
    @MrsBeasonBryant Місяць тому +1

    I'm at work watching this on my lunch break. I wish this had a warning ⚠️ Will be laughing your azz off the entire video. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm lmao so hard. Thank God I have my earphones on.

  • @lovahkyo
    @lovahkyo 2 місяці тому +3

    8:08 THE WAY HE PULLED OUT THE GUN LMAOO

  • @donnakay147
    @donnakay147 8 місяців тому +11

    0:20
    His face when he realises what he's about to say
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Rock-Child
    @Rock-Child 2 місяці тому +3

    5:03 It should’ve been “Another study finds female frogs not knowing how to shut the f- up!”

  • @carolbuzelim
    @carolbuzelim 8 місяців тому +4

    Ok the one of sammy being played by scarlett was just perfect hahahahah

  • @johnraines4825
    @johnraines4825 8 місяців тому +5

    This is so funny!

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 4 дні тому

    I love the way Colin reads like he’s being held at knifepoint

  • @lephtovermeet
    @lephtovermeet 8 місяців тому +5

    Literally the best part of the show.

  • @rainy589
    @rainy589 6 днів тому

    I’m in class right now taking a test and it’s taking all my being to not burst out laughing

  • @soupermoviecritic8511
    @soupermoviecritic8511 21 день тому

    If I was told to read these joke, I’d be smiling from ear to ear.

  • @Pierre-LucBeauregard
    @Pierre-LucBeauregard 2 місяці тому +2

    These two are fighting racism more than any militan ever 😅

  • @askthepizzaguy
    @askthepizzaguy 8 місяців тому +6

    Che forcing Jost to say racist shit against his will is my favorite form of comedy. Mainly because Che is getting such a kick out of it and I can see the cringe on Jost's face.

  • @coolwata105
    @coolwata105 4 місяці тому +1

    This was genius.
    They write the most horrible stuff knowing the other has to read it 😂😂😂😂
    I feel bad for Colin.
    THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHEY is brutal🤣

  • @mastermindhunter8955
    @mastermindhunter8955 3 місяці тому

    Micheal plays hardball in these swap jokes. I love that Collin sweats through all of it.

  • @NPassosiation
    @NPassosiation 2 місяці тому

    The "dinner ready on time" joke got me good somehow 😂

  • @TheImprovised
    @TheImprovised 4 місяці тому +2

    That last joke about FOX news was genius. 😂

  • @CinemageddonReviews
    @CinemageddonReviews 5 місяців тому +2

    These videos should just be renamed “Colin Jost tries not getting cancelled Challenge IMPOSSIBLE”

  • @mcray0558
    @mcray0558 16 днів тому

    Got em on the last one 😂😭😭

  • @galenmarek4117
    @galenmarek4117 Місяць тому

    "This one was all me" was the first joke that actually got me

  • @sergi0YT
    @sergi0YT 8 місяців тому +14

    I bet Colin writes half of those jokes himself :D

    • @OversoulGaming
      @OversoulGaming 8 місяців тому +7

      Colin and Michael are writers for the show but the whole point of this bit is that they are reading jokes that the other one wrote. So no, Colin did not read any of the jokes that he wrote in this bit. They were all written by michael. That's the whole point of the bit

    • @InvertedFreeSolo
      @InvertedFreeSolo 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@OversoulGamingyea that would kind of defeat the entire purpose of the bit

  • @otter011
    @otter011 2 місяці тому +1

    This is one of the best ideas for telling offensive jokes 😂

  • @Judo593
    @Judo593 Місяць тому

    I’m pretty sure Colin was sleeping on the couch after that joke at 2:14 😂

  • @damoclescent69
    @damoclescent69 8 місяців тому +6

    6:11 HE AINT WRONG THO HOLD ON IMMA GO GRAB A STICK

  • @N0sV0sEl3s
    @N0sV0sEl3s Місяць тому

    The Frank Sinatra joke is comedy gold

  • @Jack-zz7bc
    @Jack-zz7bc 8 місяців тому +2

    "I don't know, I just fly the drone" is priceless

  • @MrAlohaWildMan
    @MrAlohaWildMan 2 місяці тому

    Havent had such a good laugh in such a long time! Love it.

  • @Seraphine4
    @Seraphine4 27 днів тому

    It’s a one of a kind laidback smart honest and hilarious duo - it does send one clear msg “who t F cares” we can live in this planet together and mind our own business - just pls put humour in your life ❤love you guys 🌻

  • @richardclaus4751
    @richardclaus4751 Рік тому +19

    Do they write the jokes for each other?

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 Рік тому +15

      On the last episode before winter break

  • @SabinFigaro
    @SabinFigaro 5 місяців тому +1

    These two are the best thing that's happened to SNL in a while..😅

  • @UmUs
    @UmUs День тому

    0:48 a two in one joke, that's a good one

  • @emilejanse2672
    @emilejanse2672 8 місяців тому +6

    "What's the difference between a Pakistani Elementary school and a Taliban outpost?
    I don't know, I just fly the drone."
    yikes

  • @NomahsSportsCards
    @NomahsSportsCards 8 місяців тому +6

    Who wrote the subtitles for this? KYLE and SHAY???

  • @bjohnston3659
    @bjohnston3659 Місяць тому

    I sometimes wish I was a lefty. You can say ANYTHING your little heart desires as long as you smile and wink afterwards.

  • @brucehastings8825
    @brucehastings8825 4 місяці тому +2

    Love these 😂😂

  • @4nc13nt
    @4nc13nt 5 місяців тому +2

    Someone finally flashed the nun, eh?
    Talk about bad timing..
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Judo593
    @Judo593 8 місяців тому +13

    I’m pretty sure Colin has to sleep on the couch after his wife saw 2:14