Nikki Glaser - Saving Myself For Jesus

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @7elEvan1
    @7elEvan1 5 років тому +360

    "Because flies dont understand verbal abuse" fucking LOL

    • @mikefusella1829
      @mikefusella1829 3 роки тому +2

      they looked like a straight crowd, no tables or drinks

  • @michaelt8680
    @michaelt8680 4 роки тому +172

    Favorite female comedian. She’s hilarious.

  • @robkukoc3393
    @robkukoc3393 4 роки тому +84

    She’s just a brilliant comedian. I love her timing on her jokes...and the fact she writes her own material. Big plus!

    • @HunsAreGoingBust
      @HunsAreGoingBust 4 роки тому +4

      surely every comedian writes their own stuff?

    • @coolboy5245
      @coolboy5245 3 роки тому +4

      Big plus? They're supposed to write their own jokes...

    • @robkukoc3393
      @robkukoc3393 3 роки тому +1

      @@coolboy5245 what’s the point of your comment dude??

    • @coolboy5245
      @coolboy5245 3 роки тому +2

      @@robkukoc3393 "My waiter even filled my water glass. Big plus!"

    • @hankaul6256
      @hankaul6256 2 роки тому

      Aloha

  • @aaronlark294
    @aaronlark294 3 роки тому +28

    I am just absolutely in love with Nikki Glaser. She’s so wonderful.

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA 3 роки тому +37

    "He woke me up. I don't wanna go to school." Priceless.

  • @ChrisSmithBass
    @ChrisSmithBass 5 років тому +529

    That look she gave at 5:32. Yeah, she knew that joke was funny. Tough crowd.

    • @RendezvousWithRama
      @RendezvousWithRama 4 роки тому

      Meh.

    • @RJ-mh3ox
      @RJ-mh3ox 4 роки тому +9

      You want them to scream they just arent loud people they laughed though

    • @blondiwithstyle
      @blondiwithstyle 3 роки тому +1

      I don't know man, I just think people have different kinds of humor. I really wanted to like her jokes but they did not go home for me.

    • @JustinLHopkins
      @JustinLHopkins 3 роки тому +2

      @@blondiwithstyle Montreal always seems tough for American comics. They’re more reserved people. It’s a different culture.

    • @Eyedonutno
      @Eyedonutno 3 роки тому

      She *thought* that that joke was funny. But she was wrong.

  • @izzy91210
    @izzy91210 5 років тому +217

    2:19 The man in the front row was checking out glaser's legs, but then he saw in his peripherals his woman looking towards him and quickly tilted his head up. Lol

    • @curtiseast6933
      @curtiseast6933 4 роки тому +17

      Well, she's tellin sex jokes. He's a man. Alcohol is involved. It's entrapment! ( that guy was ME)

    • @Remi_Lin
      @Remi_Lin 4 роки тому +1

      Curtis East lol, just the (that guy was ME) at the end made that so much funnier. I just picture the word “ME“ just wheeze shouted.

    • @treefiddytwoo
      @treefiddytwoo 4 роки тому

      🧢

    • @vhulksantos
      @vhulksantos 3 роки тому

      Amazing that you saw that, thank you!

    • @Eyedonutno
      @Eyedonutno 3 роки тому

      It looked more like a was just scratching his nose, and the woman’s neck snapped.

  • @PAWNB3YOND
    @PAWNB3YOND 4 роки тому +12

    "He woke me up...I don't want to go to school..." I fucking lost it!

    • @richardbeckenbaugh1805
      @richardbeckenbaugh1805 3 роки тому

      Another female comedian did that joke with “he woke me up.. daddy, i don’t want to go to school” not original and not the best delivery. She also sounded whiny and I think that put the audience off.

  • @jeffreysalvador7076
    @jeffreysalvador7076 5 років тому +2046

    Pretty sure this crowd is sober

    • @furqueue9590
      @furqueue9590 5 років тому +56

      No it's just not funny. Probably you're not either if you don't realise that.

    • @jeffreysalvador7076
      @jeffreysalvador7076 5 років тому +127

      @@furqueue9590 I found it funny

    • @furqueue9590
      @furqueue9590 5 років тому +25

      @@jeffreysalvador7076 You were wrong.

    • @jeffreysalvador7076
      @jeffreysalvador7076 5 років тому +72

      @@furqueue9590 that's your opinion

    • @Lawrence330
      @Lawrence330 5 років тому +29

      It might be a warm-up set (opener). She does this same bit, but better, in another special, kind of like she was trying out new material here.

  • @cliffside1
    @cliffside1 8 років тому +807

    i guess in Canada our off the wall comedy is not funny.. she was very funny.. the crowd seemed a bit dry. oh well, she did her thang..

    • @Anthro777
      @Anthro777 6 років тому +14

      Just for Laughs is in Quebec. They probably couldn't understand her speaking English lol

    • @RotaryD9750
      @RotaryD9750 5 років тому +7

      She is not funny! I've checked out many audiences and they all don't get her. She's just a loud mouth.

    • @Xoxo0xx0
      @Xoxo0xx0 5 років тому +24

      Russell Paine an unpopular opinion so next 😂

    • @dallasbrubaker6054
      @dallasbrubaker6054 4 роки тому

      @@Xoxo0xx0 That would be me. I agree with Russell Paine.

    • @mrknarf4438
      @mrknarf4438 4 роки тому +4

      Dry? They seem to laugh at all her jokes... It doesn't look like a huge venue, so perhaps that's why

  • @WaitingfortheMeteor
    @WaitingfortheMeteor 5 років тому +354

    That Jesus joke was gold! Come on! Lame crowd.

    • @IMASTERgraal
      @IMASTERgraal 5 років тому +4

      Henrique Tizzot its disrespectful

    • @dallasbrubaker6054
      @dallasbrubaker6054 4 роки тому +4

      @@IMASTERgraal that and it was lame

    • @dallasbrubaker6054
      @dallasbrubaker6054 4 роки тому +5

      @Zappa Zappa so has she

    • @Gregavision
      @Gregavision 4 роки тому +5

      I MASTER graal The Bible is disrespectful.

    • @kevinqwen221
      @kevinqwen221 4 роки тому +10

      @@dallasbrubaker6054 Bible is just another pile of sadistic, misogynistic and racist bullshit

  • @WattWireNet
    @WattWireNet 4 роки тому +52

    "I found a loophole in my Dad's rule" lol, she's the one who could have been a lawyer.

  • @apeescape92
    @apeescape92 4 роки тому +99

    I actually read the title as "Nikki Glaser - Shaving Myself For Jesus"

    • @lorenanders702
      @lorenanders702 3 роки тому +3

      Whatever turns him on!

    • @thorium222
      @thorium222 3 роки тому +1

      I read "Saving myself from Jesus"

    • @briguy459
      @briguy459 3 роки тому +1

      I'd watch it

    • @TheCapns
      @TheCapns 3 роки тому +1

      @Kalevi K that's hilarious lol

    • @TvboxFinnan
      @TvboxFinnan 3 роки тому

      Pronounced Haysoose.

  • @polvoradelrey2423
    @polvoradelrey2423 4 роки тому +30

    Hormones: "have a baby"
    Bank account: "don't even think about it"

  • @ryadinstormblessed8308
    @ryadinstormblessed8308 4 роки тому +8

    That "change in elevation" gag was the best!

  • @wakopf
    @wakopf 4 роки тому +12

    She is wonderful, very funny. I love the honestly.

  • @uenragedbro
    @uenragedbro 4 роки тому +1086

    I would say Amy Schumer should take notes, but she probably already has.

    • @Stephenhendrys
      @Stephenhendrys 4 роки тому +3

      @Alixznder Oh damnnn! 😂

    • @private1712
      @private1712 4 роки тому +3

      How original

    • @suicidalpotato9235
      @suicidalpotato9235 4 роки тому +9

      Nobody made this joke before

    • @uenragedbro
      @uenragedbro 4 роки тому

      potato you want some original jokes, go to a show

    • @suicidalpotato9235
      @suicidalpotato9235 4 роки тому +4

      uenragedbro maybe you should stop criticizing others’ sense of humor when you don’t have any

  • @aledragos9613
    @aledragos9613 4 роки тому +16

    I realize the first joke might be somewhat simple or even lazy written, but her persona delivers it hilariously. Her expressions reminds me of Anthony Jeselnik, she seems very confident while telling this joke which I could easily see in Anthony's repertoire.

  • @ndabenhlegogo9154
    @ndabenhlegogo9154 4 роки тому +21

    She was underrated by the crowd

  • @sudarshan3965
    @sudarshan3965 4 роки тому +42

    2:23 that curly man was checking her legs out but his girlfriend caught him

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 4 роки тому +2

      He sure was lol
      God I can't blame him though. Her legs are magnificent

    • @mostlymessingabout
      @mostlymessingabout 3 роки тому

      Nice move 😃

  • @cloudstrife206
    @cloudstrife206 4 роки тому +55

    I just discovered her and she is flipping hilarious

    • @flyguyry1
      @flyguyry1 4 роки тому +1

      Me too!!

    • @curtiseast6933
      @curtiseast6933 4 роки тому +1

      "Flipping" hilarious? Disable your "spell-check", Potty Mouth, Christians may be reading

  • @ericgoodwinart
    @ericgoodwinart 4 роки тому +43

    It’s so weird that this venue has so many great sets and such lackluster audience response

    • @richardbeckenbaugh1805
      @richardbeckenbaugh1805 3 роки тому +1

      They were sober. It doesn’t help.

    • @cal7148
      @cal7148 3 роки тому

      @@richardbeckenbaugh1805 Also assuming English isn't their first language considering they're in Montreal.

  • @Bettercraz
    @Bettercraz 4 роки тому +4

    2:21 the dude in audience checked her out and her gf saw him😂🤣

  • @hosampb5593
    @hosampb5593 3 роки тому +7

    I discovered Nikki a week ago and she climbed her way up to my top 5 Comedians
    I love that chick

  • @texantornadomma
    @texantornadomma 5 років тому +19

    He was like "come on"

  • @polskipanda8599
    @polskipanda8599 6 років тому +9

    She always kills it!

  • @johnathonubuchanan8662
    @johnathonubuchanan8662 4 роки тому +6

    I completely adore this woman 🖤

  • @JoseGarcia-xv4rp
    @JoseGarcia-xv4rp 8 років тому +177

    wow shes hella funny

  • @hoppytrailsrabbitry3504
    @hoppytrailsrabbitry3504 5 років тому +2

    Omg she is my spirit animal 🙌🏻😂😂

  • @otis7847
    @otis7847 6 років тому +97

    I think Nikki is at her best when she is just free forming jokes. A lot of her improv is hilarious. This set seemed like her variation of the same jokes we've heard over and over again. I think that's why the crowd didn't give her much response. Although that Jesus joke got me hard.

    • @dallasbrubaker6054
      @dallasbrubaker6054 4 роки тому +2

      That is a theory. Another theory is they didn't think she was funny. It happens. The next night's crowd may have loved it.
      That Jesus joke get you hard? Why?

  • @bjeffrey1863
    @bjeffrey1863 Рік тому

    I don't think i'm ready
    c'mon 🤣
    Legend!

  • @amesailor
    @amesailor 4 роки тому +3

    Great material. Tough crowd.

  • @tosvus
    @tosvus 4 роки тому +38

    That crowd was not giving her anything.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 роки тому +1

      Because they are discerning. They're waiting for the comedian to come out.

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason 4 роки тому +4

      @@jondunmore4268 Yeah, that's it. /sarcasm

    • @drmachinewerke1
      @drmachinewerke1 3 роки тому

      Because she was not funny.

  • @robertskonberg7653
    @robertskonberg7653 4 роки тому +28

    The audience wasn't sure what to think aboot it, aye.

  • @Noouuuuu
    @Noouuuuu 4 роки тому +26

    She's a pretty good comedian; no other comedian has ever made me laugh hysterically just reading the title of their video.

  • @KnarfStein
    @KnarfStein Рік тому

    3:40 I had to pause and replay, because I wanted to make sure she really said "rogering", LOL. The Brits have some really good idioms, so I'm glad she borrowing at least one! 😆✌️

  • @sakshiverma7659
    @sakshiverma7659 2 роки тому +2

    "We had good argument on why we should do it. I said-i m not ready.. he said- come on"😂😂😂

  • @cherahsBroll
    @cherahsBroll 5 років тому +7

    She's hysterical 💀💀💀

  • @MrJayWillis1
    @MrJayWillis1 5 років тому +22

    C' mon..... That's the funniest line..... C'mon.

  • @xRS23x
    @xRS23x 5 років тому +8

    God she's so fricking funny, i love her!

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea 3 роки тому +1

    0:13, thank you for saying it right.

  • @ifyouwouldlisten4078
    @ifyouwouldlisten4078 4 роки тому +4

    I think he's a lawyer now 😂

  • @JMK007
    @JMK007 4 роки тому +1

    “Found a loophole in my dads rule” 😂

  • @Thrashaero
    @Thrashaero 5 років тому +122

    god damn perfect legs

    • @ggrthemostgodless8713
      @ggrthemostgodless8713 5 років тому +4

      Flat ass though... still faceable with the legs.

    • @joshschneider3134
      @joshschneider3134 5 років тому +1

      not even

    • @curtiseast6933
      @curtiseast6933 4 роки тому +1

      Uh, gentlemen...show some respect! We're VERY protective of her at our monastery. I. Know. Karate.

  • @jimmccarthy1989
    @jimmccarthy1989 Рік тому +1

    So Funny!!!!!

  • @KirbyHenry10
    @KirbyHenry10 2 роки тому

    I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @kenziii5973
    @kenziii5973 4 роки тому +4

    God she's crazy I love her 😂😅

  • @kickass1179
    @kickass1179 5 років тому +22

    Something about Nikki is just amazing! She is funny without trying hard like other female comedians do...I think she is from the few comediennes who really make me laugh..

  • @rickricky5626
    @rickricky5626 3 роки тому +1

    that was a solid set

  • @drowningfish7951
    @drowningfish7951 4 роки тому +4

    That was hilarious! This crowd was shit 🤣

  • @Ceriousdivinity444
    @Ceriousdivinity444 2 роки тому

    Not he woke her up lmaoooooooo

  • @arclight2012
    @arclight2012 3 роки тому

    I LOVE NIKKI GLASER

  • @fyremanjef
    @fyremanjef 4 роки тому +34

    Was there not a 2 drink minimum? Maybe it was a church group.

  • @donnyh3497
    @donnyh3497 4 роки тому +2

    She's f*cking awesome

  • @marcus_w0
    @marcus_w0 4 роки тому +11

    "I found a loophole in my Dads rule..." Oh... damn...

  • @yp8292
    @yp8292 4 роки тому +13

    Not gonna lie, I laughed quite a bit and didn't expect it

  • @rokasgataveckas4224
    @rokasgataveckas4224 3 роки тому

    i like how all the guys in the crowd are holding there arms on there croch

  • @frankscott1708
    @frankscott1708 4 роки тому +1

    What a shyt crowd. She killed it.

  • @robhernandez7322
    @robhernandez7322 4 роки тому +2

    I was going to click on a Whitney Cummings video after watching this and I was so overcome by this feeling that I was cheating on Nikki so I watched something else first!! Love you Nikki!!

  • @benjaminjennings8514
    @benjaminjennings8514 4 роки тому +3

    A good rogering 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @5speedMax
    @5speedMax 5 років тому +7

    I think she is the funniest female comedian of the day.

  • @himintheflesh3877
    @himintheflesh3877 3 роки тому +10

    She squeezed genuine laughs out of this wack ass crowd

  • @antoniocollie865
    @antoniocollie865 5 років тому +3

    This was actually really funny

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 6 років тому +122

    Still funnier than Amy Schumer.

    • @epitomeofhumantrash9794
      @epitomeofhumantrash9794 5 років тому +2

      What do you mean 'still'?

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 5 років тому

      Is she tho? Good jokes, but, it's funnier if you imagine a fat, short bearded fucker saying it. Not sure why.

    • @274Byron
      @274Byron 5 років тому +3

      @@SnackPatrol I believe the joke is that she was once called in as replacement for Amy Schumer, which was funny to her fans because Nikki is funnier than Amy.

    • @nowyukno7981
      @nowyukno7981 5 років тому +1

      Why help Amy trend on Nikkis video?

    • @mattweth8963
      @mattweth8963 5 років тому +1

      "Worst achievement ever!" - Comic Book Guy

  • @vinkeyla23
    @vinkeyla23 4 роки тому

    She’s so fuckin funny😭😭😭

  • @ChristopherCherry02
    @ChristopherCherry02 7 років тому +9

    I LOVE her ❤❤❤

  • @BicMichuM
    @BicMichuM 4 роки тому +4

    Rough crowd or deaf 😂

  • @stookeyslaughter
    @stookeyslaughter 6 років тому +198

    Nikki Glaser is hot!!!!

    • @dustbunny1977
      @dustbunny1977 5 років тому +16

      She's damn hot!

    • @andrewgrove1691
      @andrewgrove1691 5 років тому +3

      She is

    • @mattweth8963
      @mattweth8963 5 років тому

      Omgggggs. Totes McGotes! I'll bet that you aren't, fatty. Shut your pie hole.

    • @grinningintheirface2685
      @grinningintheirface2685 5 років тому

      Well, that's a trans dude. How can you people still not figure this out is beyond me. Doesn't ANYBODY know the damn differences in bone structure of a man and a woman? Quit watching trans puppets do stand up, and pick up a book. They are all trans by the way...just like your politicians and celebrities. Always have been. We have all been fooled, get over yourselves.

    • @grapenutz1137
      @grapenutz1137 5 років тому +6

      @@grinningintheirface2685 Silly Goose

  • @nyc757
    @nyc757 2 роки тому

    She is a Master...(or a Mistress?!). Love Nikki Glaser!

  • @zaidanmockbill7818
    @zaidanmockbill7818 5 років тому +1

    OH YEAH BT FAR THE BEST FEMALE COMEDIAN BY FAR

  • @viniciuseneas4036
    @viniciuseneas4036 5 років тому +2

    She was great!

  • @NAJErEa91
    @NAJErEa91 3 роки тому

    RAUNCHY BUT A COMEDIC GENIUS. THAT ABORTION LINE AND THE GARDNER NAMED JESUS WAS LMBO INGENUOUS LIKE FOR REAL LMBO

  • @whyyeseyec
    @whyyeseyec 6 років тому

    Her gardeners name was Jesus so that kinda worked out - aaahahahahaha. I'm fucking crying......aaaahahahahaa

  • @esterhermosodemendoza6911
    @esterhermosodemendoza6911 2 роки тому

    I thought she was Phoebe from Friends before clicking on the video 😂

  • @christophercoon4816
    @christophercoon4816 2 роки тому

    So beautiful and funny!!

  • @bubbastill2040
    @bubbastill2040 6 років тому +10

    I think I'm in love.....

  • @wolfgangscorpio4125
    @wolfgangscorpio4125 5 років тому +18

    Stand-up comedy in front of a relatively small audience is not easy! Catch her "roasting" Robert deNiro, Bruce Willis and Alec Baldwin in front of a large audience! The atmosphere is like QUANTUM.

  • @albertperez1
    @albertperez1 4 роки тому +1

    She's so Good.

  • @robbiemcnamara4409
    @robbiemcnamara4409 2 роки тому

    Nikki I'll be your Jesus 🤣

  • @buddy77587
    @buddy77587 5 років тому +1

    So so funny!

  • @LowescC
    @LowescC 4 роки тому +2

    yeah, reproduce Princess...we need more of you...

  • @dr.prerna7201
    @dr.prerna7201 3 роки тому

    Found a loophole in my dad's rule 😂😂😂

  • @the.wisdomizer
    @the.wisdomizer 3 роки тому

    amazing woman, beautiful and smart

  • @rachelfox8108
    @rachelfox8108 4 роки тому

    That joke about "rodgering" sounding fancy -- hun, if you're British, that's not fancy 😂

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 4 роки тому

      If you're British your opinion doesn't matter anyway

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 4 роки тому

      @@volcryndarkstar Good joke, very edgy. How often has your friend heard that one?

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 4 роки тому

      @@rachelfox8108 I didn't mean it btw. In America people give the British a hard time but it's all in good fun, it's not 1776 anymore. We just like busting balls 😊

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 5 років тому

    Better every time I see her

  • @LoddyDah
    @LoddyDah 3 роки тому +4

    Still funny. But She seems like she's holding back. I love how she's so forward now.
    She's edgy, funny, and real.
    People always want to hate on a strong, confident opinionated woman. What's the deal?

  • @jiuschmo4565
    @jiuschmo4565 4 роки тому

    Funny stuff lol

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 4 роки тому +1

    she's funny af

  • @ipromisethatserendipityisa9656
    @ipromisethatserendipityisa9656 4 роки тому +8

    "Started sleeping late at 21"
    okayyy... 😒😒

  • @hariharanvenkataramani7311
    @hariharanvenkataramani7311 6 років тому +2

    Darn good performance!

  • @eprofessio
    @eprofessio 2 роки тому +1

    I couldn’t be a comedian because they would put a sack over my head and beat me up.

  • @usafa2000
    @usafa2000 4 роки тому +5

    I know EXACTLY which signs she’s talking about.

  • @ARIES5342
    @ARIES5342 3 роки тому

    Hilarious!
    Adam

  • @johnsmith-jv3ry
    @johnsmith-jv3ry 4 роки тому +41

    every clip of her has an audience that doesn’t laugh NEARLY enough

    • @aledragos9613
      @aledragos9613 4 роки тому +1

      Man, the Anti-Abortion Billboard joke deserved way more... Is Canada too PC? like, do they dislike dark sarcastic one liners?

    • @johnsmith-jv3ry
      @johnsmith-jv3ry 4 роки тому +1

      @@aledragos9613absolutely. and they laughed hardest at the phone sex, which...was like the least funny thing she said.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 роки тому

      Hmm, if every clip shows the audience not laughing, maybe it's HER fault.... ya think?

    • @johnsmith-jv3ry
      @johnsmith-jv3ry 4 роки тому

      @@jondunmore4268 no

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 роки тому

      @@johnsmith-jv3ry -- okay, beyonce. I think your music is shit by the way.

  • @shelbyhoffmann6208
    @shelbyhoffmann6208 4 роки тому

    dude in the front row center is in love

  • @iwenttraveling7004
    @iwenttraveling7004 5 років тому +1

    She cold with it

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes528 4 роки тому

    Funny and gorgeous. What a woman!

  • @timothystormacker4101
    @timothystormacker4101 2 роки тому +1

    Same here.....

  • @RK-ep8qy
    @RK-ep8qy 4 роки тому +9

    When vulgar english words are actually 'classy' to Americans 😂

  • @Sander1678
    @Sander1678 4 роки тому

    3:36 A Rogering? Sounds British. "A jolly good Rogering" XD.