@@Alex_1729 They edited it out 99% of the jokes that Greg said about carrot top, because carrot top was a sensitive crybaby. They only left ONE joke in that Greg said to carrot top. Pathetic.
@@marccharest413 Jeff Ross couldn't carry his joke pad. Because he didn't have one. Ross even admitted that Greg was the best of the best. Plus he was much more. You think I'm giving praise because the man's dead! If he was still alive, he would be slaying at these roasts by the millions.
Greg was a true master of the comedy craft and Larry says "get er done"...Larry made boat loads of money while Greg struggled to break into the big time despite being waaay better at comedy. That line he said was truth.
Finally Comedy Central puts a longer compilation on UA-cam after they banned all the other compilations of this mans greatness. Roast in peace Greg Giraldo
Hard to believe he's been gone 13 years but man does his stuff still hold up brilliantly. He was always my favorite part of the roast, especially when he went at Larry the Cable Guy.
"My buddy nick dipaolo is here. Ya know a lot of people say nick is just a big dumb guinea... Anyway on to our guest of honor" and "you tightened your belt and you came, you're like david caradeen (a sympathetic figure, if ever there was one)" were flawless jokes.
He was half Colombian, and at the time there was also a huge news media case of a fake octomom back in Colombia, so I am sure he got inspiration there too.
@@WarningBFG-isHiring You guys highlighting this line and pointing out how true it is, made me think of Ricky Gervais' Emmy Awards speech, and how amazing it would be to have them both roasting each other and then the entire Hollywood.
Greg Giraldo's been my favorite comedian for about 20 years. Still wish things would have worked out for him so we could enjoy this level of intellect and humor.
I listened to Artie Lang and Rogan about Artie back in the day and it sounded like him along with Greg Giraldo were partying hard with drugs living in the fast lane sometimes you don't make it out of that
He wrote his jokes himself unlike the rest. His 3 most genius lines came from the Hasselhoff roast. ‘On to the man of the happy hour’, ‘When alcohol does it’s taxes, it lists you as a dependent’, and ‘You were even knighted by The Queen of England. She dubbed you Sir Osis of Liver (Cirrhosis of the liver)’. Pure genius!
Weird when people take one joke to represent an entire person's career, and life. He made similar off-hand jokes about other people, and they aren't 'spot on' This is only spot on because you have an issue with the dude
Love Giraldo so much. Brings back so much nostalgia. Wish he was still here. One of the greatest joke writers of all time. Needs to be mentioned more. Rest easy, Greg. 🖤🕊️
And to think, Greg went to Columbia and Harvard law. He was a very successful lawyer before quitting his practice and going into comedy. You can tell by how quick witted and sharp he is.
Lisa Lampanelli is the absolute best sport in the history of these roasts, she’s starts CRACKING UP as soon as someone says her name😂 and her laugh is top notch.
Greg’s timing and flow are flawless. He truly was the Roast Master General. Jeff Ross is great also but he idolized Greg. They were really close. Greg, being a Columbia and Harvard Law graduate, represented Jeff in a case. 😂 He is definitely missed in these roasts. Forever the best!
Greg, you will forever remain a comedic genius. Honestly, everyone else up there feels like a warm-up act for this guy. RIP, you comedic legend, you!!! I have never laughed so hard in my life. Truly, thanks for the memories, man.
I like how you can't tell if the people he's roasting are laughing so hard because they find him hilarious or they are trying to laugh through the pain
little did Greg know, he predicted his future about killing himself and it was by a drug overdose. He was the thanos of roasting people. I loved this guy. Especially when he roasted cheech and chong.
The liver being shriveled black and dead has got to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard. The people on stage were stunned in their reaction with the greatness of that joke. Just one of many many. Easily#1. RIP Bob, Norm, Gilbert,Cloris, 2022
Did U notice how he continued with "your liver.." but the either stops himself or it was cut out for some reason. Theres actually a few situations like this in his roast. Wonder what jokes they were
Greg's introduction of "irritating Jewish lady" Gilbert Godfried. . and "you are one giant goulish woman" .... "I'm talking to you carrot top" Comedic brilliance.. not even the LIVE audience knew it was coming..
Greg's the kind of guy who would make you never want to go into comedy, knowing you could never top any of his jokes no matter how hard you tried. RIP Greg.
The GOAT roaster. The Bob Saget one hits a little different now with Bob, Gilbert, Norm, and obviously Greg gone. I laugh just as hard no matter how many times I watch this.
I originally saw him on Late Night With Conan in the late 90’s and he had the funniest clean set I’ve ever seen. I was coughing from laughing so hard. So awesome to see him have the level of success he had before his unfortunate passing, he will always be in my top 5. RIP Greg Geraldo
@@ColinBarbaria The best part was watching that Bill Hicks ripoff (Leary) desperately try to save his ego by resorting to cheap high school bully humor
@@The_Psychotropic_Demigod shocking a comedian that went to law school owned a comedian. GG was one of those dudes you never wanted to get into it with, way smarter than you and equally as funny will always end poorly.
These roasts 'only' took place about 15 years ago, and so many of these people are no longer around: Giraldo, Springer, Norm MacDonald, Toby Keith, Bob Saget, Cloris Leachman, Gilbert Gottfried, Carl Reiner, Joan Rivers.
Finally, an official compilation of the greatest roaster of all time
It was edited, though.
@@TheUnknownSharpShooter as compilations.. always are....?
GROAT
Yeah, but they cut out so much. Many jokes of the meanest stuff when the audience gasped or didn't laugh were cut
@@Alex_1729
They edited it out 99% of the jokes that Greg said about carrot top, because carrot top was a sensitive crybaby. They only left ONE joke in that Greg said to carrot top. Pathetic.
His bar is set sooooo high,
he is still untouchable TODAY.
He is still the BEST EVER!
Dudes a LEGEND
He was unbelievable at these roasts, no one even comes close. Hilarious
Jeff ROSS IS MUCH BETTER MY GUY, stop giving extra props to guys just because they died
@@marccharest413 Jeff Ross couldn't carry his joke pad.
Because he didn't have one.
Ross even admitted that Greg was the best of the best. Plus he was much more.
You think I'm giving praise because the man's dead! If he was still alive, he would be slaying at these roasts by the millions.
100 % ❤
The one and only, Roast Master King. R.I.P. Giraldo.
He absolutely was broken when he shouted "WHY ARE YOU SO POPULAR!"
I think of this all the time about so-called celebrities and "artists" today.
I felt that too 😎
Greg was a true master of the comedy craft and Larry says "get er done"...Larry made boat loads of money while Greg struggled to break into the big time despite being waaay better at comedy. That line he said was truth.
Followed by " this one finally broke my back"
Lisa Lampineli is such a great sport. She laughs more than anyone when Greg roasted her.
Was thinking the same thing b/c Greg destroyed her! lol - His jokes about her seemed particularly brutal. She took it well.
Lisa was pretty brutal herself when it came to roasting.
@@Daniel-mw7pu truth.. It was always a privilege for them to get roasted by the best
You must not have seen her on Apprentice. Complete psychopath.
I think Lisa's thinking was "if I eliminate myself from the joke would I still find it funny?"
If the answer is yes, then you have to take it stride.
3:55 “How tf are you SO POPULAR” that was a hilarious moment of honesty from Greg lol
Finally Comedy Central puts a longer compilation on UA-cam after they banned all the other compilations of this mans greatness. Roast in peace Greg Giraldo
They cut the roast for Robin Quivers! When called her a syrup bottle!
@@macshall5741 howard requested this
@@macshall5741
Ohhhhh that’s rrrrright!!! I remember that!! Why’d CC cut that? Did Robin get offended?
@@macshall5741 Also cut the end of Flavor Flav roast when he described him as an embarrassment and set back to black people
Roast in peace!! Love it!
Hard to believe he's been gone 13 years but man does his stuff still hold up brilliantly. He was always my favorite part of the roast, especially when he went at Larry the Cable Guy.
That “alcohol lists you as a dependent” barb is still to this day my favorite one-liner of his at any roast.
The octo mom joke was the most wild/best joke of the compilation. Absolutely one of the best jokes in a roast ever
This. And add Sir Rhosis of Liver as my favorites.
To this day, still the best Roaster. Roast in Peace.
True, and number 2 is Anthony Jeselnik. Nobody comes close to them two.
"you look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape" my favorite line 😂😂
I've laughed every single time I've heard that joke
You've caused me to spill more seed than Muhammad ali at a bird feeder. Right above pamela Andersons head
"King Lear caught in a forest fire" is the one that broke me hahahaha.
"My buddy nick dipaolo is here. Ya know a lot of people say nick is just a big dumb guinea... Anyway on to our guest of honor" and "you tightened your belt and you came, you're like david caradeen (a sympathetic figure, if ever there was one)" were flawless jokes.
Man, I didn't want this to stop. It's weird seeing all of these people that have passed. Well done Greg, and RIP to the other legends we lost.
Now we lost Springer
SAME
Lots of people are RIP in this comp video.
Just lost Toby Keith!
The "your fans have so many other entertainment options" is by far THE best joke he ever told on a roast. From time to time I come back to it.
The Trojan Horse joke was far more clever, I thought. Same premise, though.
Except the Trojan army didn’t come in the horse. The Greek army did.
Nerd.
The Octomom joke is still to this day, one of the most clever and hilarious jokes I've ever heard. Greg is forever a legend.
That and the bobby Kennedy joke from the HasselHoff roast
An absolutely sensational joke.
Pure venom r.i.p
He was half Colombian, and at the time there was also a huge news media case of a fake octomom back in Colombia, so I am sure he got inspiration there too.
The one about listening to Hassehoffs
Liver even made Seth MacFarlane cringe . That's not an easy feat .
Too bad they cut the joke at Carrot Top. “How did you find a plastic surgeon that could add a chromosome?”
😂😂
That was very underrated
Yup.. freakin woke nation we live in now..
Hahaha yess
And Robin looking like a syrup bottle.
"How the F are you so POPULAR?!" I felt that.
He’s right. This can be said about most of Hollywood.
@@WarningBFG-isHiring You guys highlighting this line and pointing out how true it is, made me think of Ricky Gervais' Emmy Awards speech, and how amazing it would be to have them both roasting each other and then the entire Hollywood.
Greg Giraldo's been my favorite comedian for about 20 years. Still wish things would have worked out for him so we could enjoy this level of intellect and humor.
Keep wishing
I wish things would’ve worked out for him so his kids could grow up with their father, but of course his comedy was great too..
I listened to Artie Lang and Rogan about Artie back in the day and it sounded like him along with Greg Giraldo were partying hard with drugs living in the fast lane sometimes you don't make it out of that
He wrote his jokes himself unlike the rest. His 3 most genius lines came from the Hasselhoff roast. ‘On to the man of the happy hour’, ‘When alcohol does it’s taxes, it lists you as a dependent’, and ‘You were even knighted by The Queen of England. She dubbed you Sir Osis of Liver (Cirrhosis of the liver)’. Pure genius!
He actually had a friend who helped him but still, there were only him and someone else. Others have many writers at their disposal
The black shriveled liver joke was great also. He kills it.
Do they all have that many ghostwriters? I would think the one thing their profession demands is that they come up with their own material
@@whateveryo4470can you explain the context of that joke?
@@sagarpandey243 ua-cam.com/video/Qw9oX-kZ_9k/v-deo.htmlsi=KNPNhqGhQxMv7PTr
Black and dead like that kid..
The man was a beast,left dust to everyone else. True comedy genius,RIP
He reminds me of myself. But you told me last week that you hated Greg Giraldo.
100
Dust indeed! Now, if only the wind could pick up
“Jerry springer glad to see you slithered in here today” spot on
😂😂😂
Weird when people take one joke to represent an entire person's career, and life. He made similar off-hand jokes about other people, and they aren't 'spot on'
This is only spot on because you have an issue with the dude
12 years on from his untimely death, he remains the greatest roaster. Also an incredible stand up comedian.
Untouchable.
What a great and smart comedian..
Untimely death? Gerardo was a drug addict. PS It is "...greatest roaster."
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
The greatest “roster” was the 1992 Dream Team.
@@fezzik7619 😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣
RIP Greg. Yes, the funniest roaster of all time.
What an absolute legend. I miss him.
Mitch, Trevor, Greg. Genius level funny. Love detected.
Me too.
Giraldo was a comic that would thrive even more in today’s time. So underrated and will never get the recognition he was destined to obtain.
Best roaster of all time. Comedy is an art. When Greg died, comedy lost it's Davinci. RIP Greg.
I'd say Van Gogh...never got his due when he was alive. A true master!
@@nicholasmichael68 touche.
If you put your ear to your side.....
Just absolute gold.
Love Giraldo so much. Brings back so much nostalgia. Wish he was still here. One of the greatest joke writers of all time. Needs to be mentioned more. Rest easy, Greg. 🖤🕊️
And to think, Greg went to Columbia and Harvard law. He was a very successful lawyer before quitting his practice and going into comedy. You can tell by how quick witted and sharp he is.
wiki knowledge
being a lawyer has nothing to do with that
Thanks for pointing that out, I did not know that
Lisa lampanelli also went to Harvard.
“Except instead of delivering babies, your not funny” had me rolling 😂😂
It's his best line of them all IMHO
Greg Geraldo is and always will be THE roast master. Still makes me laugh all these years later. Such a shame he's no longer with us RIP Greg
geraldo
Lisa Lampanelli is the absolute best sport in the history of these roasts, she’s starts CRACKING UP as soon as someone says her name😂 and her laugh is top notch.
She said she suffered the attacks. it but I dont know if believe it. She retired from stand UP.
Lampanelli losing it in the background is the best
The REAL roast master. 🐐
Greg’s timing and flow are flawless. He truly was the Roast Master General. Jeff Ross is great also but he idolized Greg. They were really close. Greg, being a Columbia and Harvard Law graduate, represented Jeff in a case. 😂 He is definitely missed in these roasts. Forever the best!
Jeff is no where neaaaaaaaar Greg's level
His timing is ruined by terribly edited this compilation is
@@playaman1337 I wasn’t talking about just in this video, I meant in general he was a genius comedian especially at the roasts.
he almost got Jeff Ross arrested too lol, as a result of his fine law practicing
@@evansgate hahaha
"Gary Busey's here, kind of..." Can't believe I missed that one 😂
He flew in from "lobotomy Island"
😂
Give it up for Greg Giraldo. The GROAT! Greatest Roaster Of All Time.
Greg was a brilliant man (law degree from Harvard) and it showed in his comedy. Such incredible writing skills.
Greg always brought a whole bucket of heat to every roast. RIP.
I’m sure it was fire, but I can’t even imagine how much dope it must’ve taken to fill a whole bucket! Shout out to Greg’s dealer!
Greg, you will forever remain a comedic genius. Honestly, everyone else up there feels like a warm-up act for this guy. RIP, you comedic legend, you!!! I have never laughed so hard in my life. Truly, thanks for the memories, man.
I like how you can't tell if the people he's roasting are laughing so hard because they find him hilarious or they are trying to laugh through the pain
Don't tell me what I can't tell.
Their face they make when it's their turn !
Foxworthy was genuinely hurt
They're getting camera time and paid to be there. No surprises usually... core panel on most roasts.
Both. You can see them die inside a little bit because they know what he is saying has truth.
I give Jeff Ross his props but Greg Giraldo was the true roastmaster.
Truth. Jeff goes for the laugh. Greg went for the throat.
Finally the compilation we deserve.
Totally feeling our loss while watching this compilation. Laughing with tears in my eyes. Thank you, Greg.
This guy was the GREATEST roaster of all time. Unbelievable content! Gone way too soon. RIP Greg
RIP Greg Giraldo I always come back to this and it always puts me at ease when I’m feeling down. 😢💔 love you Greg
Greg left us way too soon. He wouldve been 58 years old today! We miss you Greg , thanks for all the laughs 🎉
Greg "The Man" Giraldo.
This dude was the reason to watch the roasts.
Definitely the main reason. Or at least, the _mainLine_ reason
@@ArtOfficialKreations 🤣
I really like how Greg would end his vicious roasting in a nice way. RIP GOAT
Lisa's laughs always kills me. Such a great sport
little did Greg know, he predicted his future about killing himself and it was by a drug overdose. He was the thanos of roasting people. I loved this guy. Especially when he roasted cheech and chong.
Flawless. Those jokes were so quick and hammered down to the essence of what makes it funny. that was a masterclass in writing and delivery ❤️ rip
That big dumb guinea joke about di paolo is one of my favorites of all time. Delivery is so perfect 🤣🤣🤣
I never cried laughing that caused a headache as much as Greg Giraldo can to me. RIP. One of the funniest people ever
He was much better at his craft than people realize. He deserved more.
His Larry the cable guy set is legendary
Just a machine gun of jokes dude set the tone every single time
My favourite ever roast of his to Gilbert Gotfried "You tightened your belt and you came. You're like David Carradine"
That continous roast of the blue collar fans is the best continous roast of a group I have ever heard.
Legit epic barrage of jokes.
For the best roasters there ever will be nobody would be like him
I just came to see 2 things:
1.- Giraldo's legacy as the Roast Master King
2.- Jeff Ross's face every time Greg speaks: true admiration and joy
I love Gilfred is the one that loved the "WACHU TALK'N BOUT WILLIS??" joke the most. I swear his eyes opened for a just a moment.
The liver being shriveled black and dead has got to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard. The people on stage were stunned in their reaction with the greatness of that joke. Just one of many many. Easily#1. RIP Bob, Norm, Gilbert,Cloris, 2022
It really is truly genius
Did U notice how he continued with "your liver.." but the either stops himself or it was cut out for some reason. Theres actually a few situations like this in his roast. Wonder what jokes they were
add Springer to that list.
Carl Reiner as well
Also Joan, Farah, Nichelle, Toby and Betty.
THE BEST Roaster EVER. R.I.P. Greg and thank you for the years of Laughter.
Greg's introduction of "irritating Jewish lady" Gilbert Godfried.
. and "you are one giant goulish woman" .... "I'm talking to you carrot top"
Comedic brilliance.. not even the LIVE audience knew it was coming..
For roasts, he’s “Simply the best.”
These roasts have never been even close to the same since this dude passed. Really was in a league of his own.
There are great roasters, but only Greg could literally knock people down to the ground laughing and pin them there. This is the best of the best!
He always makes me laugh until my face hurts.
My favorite roaster of all time..when he says Bon Saget looked like the Vlasic Pickle Stork, killed me
Greg's the kind of guy who would make you never want to go into comedy, knowing you could never top any of his jokes no matter how hard you tried. RIP Greg.
Doubt it
Or inspire you to try even harder
Dude was the reason why CC roasts were must see TV. Never the same after he passed.
Him and Patrice
This the one we've been waiting for 🙌 RIP to the Roast GOAT
He was the GREATEST roaster. Also his stand up comedy is gut busting hilarious. RIP you legend!!!!!
"Magnum P.I. with AIDs" LOL
I could watch these all day, RIP to one of the greatest roaster’s to ever do it💪🏽💯
He's truly is a genius writer. Every single joke he has just hits the head every time. Rest in peace brother.
The absolute GOAT of Roasting . RIP brother
CC you finally did it. Greg Giraldo roasts lives on in HD.
I saw him live once. I've been to a lot of comedy shows. His was the best ever.
The GOAT roaster. The Bob Saget one hits a little different now with Bob, Gilbert, Norm, and obviously Greg gone. I laugh just as hard no matter how many times I watch this.
8:43 that Gary Coleman joke was savage 😂😂😂
33:56 No one has ever enjoyed getting roasted as much as Flava Flav! Love his genuine laughter at some of Giraldo's funniest jabs ever.
I had heard that Flav wanted it to be hard !
@@johntaylor294 I believe that. Flav looked like he was having the time of his life!
Skeleton wrapped in electrical tape. Dayuuuum!
Geraldo was the best roaster. Relentless.
His roast if Larry the Cable Guy is pure gold! Best I've ever seen 🤣
I miss this guy so much. RIP Greg Giraldo, you were a machine gun with your insane speed and brilliant pacing.
G.O.A.T!!! Untouchable, brilliant man. RIP Greg, you will always be the best roaster ever forever. I can watch this on a loop and it never gets old.
the edited out a carrot top joke lol
Legendary. Rest in peace Greg.
One of the greatest comedians and roaster... so sad he is no longer with us
If you watched Tough Crowd you could see his true brilliance on a daily basis. His jokes were always intelligent and funny
The Denis Leary interaction is still one of my favorites
They were indeed! Big fan of Nick Di Paolo too! I listen to his podcast.
RIP Greg.
I originally saw him on Late Night With Conan in the late 90’s and he had the funniest clean set I’ve ever seen. I was coughing from laughing so hard. So awesome to see him have the level of success he had before his unfortunate passing, he will always be in my top 5. RIP Greg Geraldo
@@ColinBarbaria The best part was watching that Bill Hicks ripoff (Leary) desperately try to save his ego by resorting to cheap high school bully humor
@@The_Psychotropic_Demigod shocking a comedian that went to law school owned a comedian. GG was one of those dudes you never wanted to get into it with, way smarter than you and equally as funny will always end poorly.
Greg Giraldo is the smartest comic that was ever at any roast! RIP
I was just listening to Midlife Vices last night. I never get tired of it.
I love how he was calling out that certain group who has been banned from a lot of countries.
“Gay marriage is fine if you wanna make Jesus cry” is still some of the funniest this man ever said😂
RIP Greg❤️🙏🏻
These roasts 'only' took place about 15 years ago, and so many of these people are no longer around: Giraldo, Springer, Norm MacDonald, Toby Keith, Bob Saget, Cloris Leachman, Gilbert Gottfried, Carl Reiner, Joan Rivers.
I liked when he started off roasts, he really set the tone for an amazing evening! What a legend
Can you imagine trying to follow him?
@@youetubee no, but I would have loved to be a part of the audience. He was unfortunately underappreciated and gone too soon.
Muhammad Ali at a bird feeder killed me 😂😂😂
Giraldo hands down the 🐐 of these roasts.
The funniest comedian of his time who truly never got credit for his art. I truly miss this man. RIP Greg. You will be remembered.
The KING of roasts. I will always miss him.
When I watched these roast I could not wait for Greg to come on. Made me wanna try stand up. True raunchy genuine genius. RIP brother.
Do it
The GOAT of roasting, no question about it. RIP Greg