Will It Kritz?
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- TF2 smoke... don't breathe this.
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Trusty healman @ArraySeven
Reference @Blendtec
You kritzed the construction PDA but not the destruction PDA. We will never know it’s
kritz potential.
Yes it can destroy stuff
But 3x destruction!!
If the Construction PDA is working, and insta kill, then the Destruction PDA kills the entire server?
we will never know...
Same here, @@gleamingonion . We will never know.
1:55 the last german soldier standing his ground against a platoon of french soldiers during the battle of Verdun (circa 1916)
American cameraman films the battle
boston boy is unaware
1:56 Local man gets assaulted by notorious French gang due to his possession of a Baguette
wee wee give us your baguette
r/wooosh
yeah i dont think you get the joke, the point of the meme is to take things that loosely represent things and put it in the context of if it were in a history book. if you have seen any other forms of this you would have known that
unless you just try to disprove the logic of the joke every time you see it, in which case just stop
either way you won because op changed the comment for some reason
Skeleton thing I edited my comment for a spelling mistake actually
3
1:20
Blu team guy 1: what if we all became spy as a joke?
Rest of Blu team : *Genius*
More like: *Oui*
@@lilpipookoloo8792 bien sûr!
D O it's always either sniper, engi, fat scout or spy
Wait I was one of those spies once upon a time
Im so bad at spy that i think this would be my best chance at getting a backstab
-witnesses whole team of spies
-dies
-gets a funny death cam
-auto balance
Typical tf2
Auto balance to a team with more people
Yeeeeep
@@F0x__ for every 3 spies it’s one player
never knew parappa the rapper was a fan of uncle dane
@@AA-hg8zf im gonna become roblox soon
Great video. Going to watch it now.
Well u somehow commented here without clicking the video... Incredible
what
This is my favorite thing, going to read it now
Why did I laugh
@@harisko8 th
bUt AnkLE DunE yoU ForrGoT tHe DesTruCTion PdA
YEah
he did thoê
it would've been too powerful
if it did crit it would the buildings be more powerful?
3× explosion radius
"Beam me up, god!"
-ArraySeven after casual match is ready, 2018
2:50 BEAM ME UP GOD
*sudden pause*
@@dr.redacted9162 2:50 *BEAM ME UP GOD!!!*
God: you got it
i thought he said "BEAT ME UP GOD"
*Takes out PDA*
*Hacks into enemy's organs*
*Shuts down their organs*
*Enemy dies*
PDA is OP, nerf plz
Kevin Mitnick as a 10th class confirmed.
*hacker Engineer voice* ...I'm in.
thats extra dark
but thats destruction PDA
OP s***
1:56: French Revolution in a Nutshell
185 likes and no replies.
Year-olded comment.
2 years, what the hell?
But the bigger question is Will it Mini-Crit?
No, it shall Mini-mini-crit, which will heal the enemy.
Or will it tiny crit which dose absolutely nothing
@@loonjms6660 a mini-mini-mini crit heals the map.
the MASSIVE question is will Stickmaster comment on every tf2 video fucking ever
@@kingfrost716 they didn't on mine yet
Tfw the Short Circuit can't crit but it should
The Short Circrit
Shart Circuit?
nothing should ever crit
he only tried criting the alt fire. He forgot the m1 attack .w.
the delet this
PDA OP
-no random critical hit
now its fair
I know! Right? The most OP item in the whole game!
Krits pda ---> CRITICAL SENTRY
1:54
A rare footage of Eminem amongst his black friends circa 1999
"""""scout down, sniper down, DeMo down! I AM AN ENGINEER"""""
Ah yes. I see you’re a being of culture as well.
@@misfortuneteller3297 Was that a reference I don't know about, or was he just quoting the video?
Nobody tell him
@@syweb2 I'm too lazy to tell ya
@@skyshadow4523 you're laziness is making me go purple with rage
Two videos in just a week? Is this our christmas gift from the santa main
Why in the hell do people have to say "basically" so damn much? It's the most superfluous word in the English lexicon that people say unnecessarily. What was wrong with just saying "two videos in a week?"
@@SonofTiamat it's a word calm down
@@SonofTiamat Superfluous and unnecessary mean the same thing. He's not the only one being redundant buddy
@@DrFrankenMax and he used lexicon because he's too good to say language like a normal person.
Son of Tiamat I praise you big brain man. More smarter then all of us.
Nerf pda is way to op with critz :^)
Kritzed PDA is next-level strats.
Casual Meta
Valve: So what you're saying is you want us to pull another Richeous Bison nerf on a totally different weapon?
It's so good it doesn't need stats
IT HITS SO HARD YOU EXPLODE
Uncle Dane posted twice this month?
*_[ENGINEERING INTENSIFIES]_*
yes time to build 3 sentries
Yeah but this is ain't your regular Uncle Dane vid.
[UNCLE DANE INTRO INTENSIFIES]
1:37 look at the teams "balance"
Wtf
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Why is your picture sasuke
I mean, they had 5 spies. The game knows
Ik I'm 2 years late on this but people were connecting, so tf2 didn't autobalance anybody.
4:40 that day the medic realized it wasnt worth it, one more casual match later, he gave up, and decided it would be better maining soldier.
Thank you Uncle Dane, very cool!
hit or kritz, i guess they sometimes kritz huh
Got a medic i bet he doesnt heal ya
-kill me-
He gon and find a another pocket and won’t miss ya
He gon heal, and hit that kritz like Array Seveen
He gonna skrrt and hit the schadenfreude like sexysparta!
What the actual fuck is happening in this place.
3:45 is that Uncle Dane on steroids
The gunslinger: “Every 3rd hit is a crit”
Dane: How about every hit, period?
On one of the clips, he does two crit hits then medic dies and he does the third crit which was guaranteed
7:47 valve, pls nerf the contruction pda
You forgot to critz the destruction pda 🙃
Too powerful for mortal eyes.
The only weapon mighty enough to deal critical damage to buildings
Cuz it causes mass 'DESTRUCTION'
It would start the Vietnam war again
@@npc_blob1609 THE ONLY WEAPON THAT CAN SURPASS METAL GEAR
When is Valve gonna nerf the PDA? That thing is broken.
It's quite literally best in slot.
The PDA, another prime example of the stock being better than all the others
All of you guys are dumb clearly only the destruction pda gets infinite random crits
Damn you right
@@renrid3054 I used destruction PDA and I obliterated the entire enemy team in one go, got a killstreak of 40, and was an MVP for the round in Competitive mode.
Oh no, what will Soundsmith do for the rest of his casual meta episodes?
The destruction PDA, natch.
Roasted
I’m guessing this relates to his content only revolving around him getting pocketed and using wacky weapons
“I heal no one, I am useless”
As a medic main, that’s unironically how I feel when my patient dies.
Kritzing with the gunslinger is like becoming one punch man for a few seconds
No anime
Like your pfp
Hot hand*
@@axtinguishers no the hot hand double slaps
*Hears the Smash version of Kass's theme* "Ah, a man of taste."
*kass's theme intensifies*
This version is the _I'm going to defeat you but politely_ version
This video is so unrealistic, a medic pocketing me is in the realm of fantasy
The male fantasy
Yes but he has unusual
I’ve got you.
Then I fulfilled some fantasies 😏☺
Uncle Dane very good BAP man
uncle main the sentry dane
I'm gonna guess that Dane couldn't do the opening in a single take without laughing
6:30-7:00 now that's what I call an aggressive duck.
Aggressive as duck.
1:57 and here are the wonderful... spycrabs, fighting for food
Kass’s theme is my ringtone and when it played, I thought someone was calling me
nice
1:57 thats me when i play engi
then try using S.P.A.H.S
“5,4,3,2,1 BEAM ME UP GOD!”
Lmao that was hilarious
"Ok, pop it" *waits 3 seconds to pop* true casual medic right there
Me: damn, i should study for the test tomorow...
*sees uncle Dane uploaded*
Me: theres been a change of plans
Hey man
oh, with array seven you say?
*this will be fun :D*
i just saw the PANIC A QUACK and i loved it immediately
1:56
Array getting gang banged by SPAHS
4:40
random medic having an existential crisis.
7:45
he died from electric shock xd
Just heard the panic o-quack as I read your comment.
Is it actually quacking on shoot or is it just edited?
Zzz POMA dunno :/ i think it’s not edited
YoU fOrGoT tHe DeStRuCtIoN pDa, UuUuUnSuB yOu AnT!!!
U made me to engie main thank you
Why can't we have random minicrits instead of crits?
why not both?
Why not both and neither at the same time?
Why can't we get 100% crits?
@@zuzka9061 modern problems require modern solutions
@@georgeptolemy7260 spies problems require more crits
Hi Dane, could you please get rid of the spambots in your steamgroup chat? it seems you dont notice it, but it realy gets on our nerves and you can't realy use the chat anymore...:( (yes you can block them but normal chat conv. still get lost under all their spam entries)
For convenience: their names are ADMIN CHAT, ADMIN CHAT (yes they both have the same name x) Napoleon tradeit.gg , Kelly ( those 2 aren't active right know but are still in the chat) and ADMIN.EXE, hope that helps...
Minadori123 I know what you mean, it’s annoying but you can block them or do what I do and cancel notifications so you don’t hear those constant alerts.
@@papalox4511 Oh I have blocked them ☺👍 it's allways the first thing I do, but even so they spam so much that a normal comment or entry gets lost in that sea.. And that kinda destroys the purpose of the group or community chat.
I was so confused before i realized you meant "spam" lol
@@fatihyldz2283 Rolf, thanks I corrected it 😆 didn't notice that it all turned to spawn... 😅
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I wasn't know that the PDA is so OP like that.
This channel is the coziest, most comfortable place to be in all the internet
panic aquack
1:55 a rare footage 5 frenchmen is harassing one nazi [1941 Colorized]
UMMM YOU FORGOT THE DESTRUCTION PDA, IM TELLING MOM
This is one of my favorite details in TF2. So, Medic is German. In World War 2 and World War 1 the Germans attempted to use a strategy they called Blitzkrieg. Blitzkrieg basically meant winning really fast.
With the Kritzkrieg (rhymes with blitzkrieg and used by a german) you use crits to win really fast, just like Blitzkrieg.
I think literally everyone knows that Kritzkrieg is a reference to Blitzkrieg mate
Wow you're a genius man, literally no one ever noticed this connection before in 10+ years the Kritzkrieg has been in the game... Wow that's mind blowing...
@@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username and by everyone you mean you
7:45
thank you for this amazing new tech uncle dane, i'll make sure to insert this into my engie strategy!
1:55-how i feel when i play heavy
same dude
Underrated comment.
*Frontier Justice - Will it Kritz?*
Engi playing with Frontier Justice: "That's...why I'm here."
But DAAAANE, you forgot the DESTRUCTION PDA!!!!
IceboundCat6 We don’t want to see all the servers crumble in agony and terror.
1:34 That is one enraged spy, he wasn't very happy with what his reward for eternity was.
4:35 That medic just gave up on life, his soldier boy-friend died.
You know it'd be interesting to have an uber that gives unlimited ammo.
The "Shadow the Hedgehog" medi gun.
The Infini-Gun
- 85% healing
Can supply ammo
@@shibetv7512 jesus fucking christ that sounds dogshit
Uncle uploads 2 videos in a week? It’s a Danemis miracle
2:01
A good moment in slow-mo while "mmm wathca sayyyy" music plays.
My nostalgia bleads Uncle Dane. That intro. Also Array good to hear you not mute. Pls stream more.
One BAP man and mob uber 100%
Dane, this is where you've been this entire time!!!
This information was kritical to the success of medics everywhere! #sub2dane
why i see you everywhere, furry owo
well well well, can i get a yee haw?
Do it. - Emperor Palpatine during the battle at dust bowl
I love the blendtec reference
You see Uncle Dane, Kritz ubered by ArraySeven coming towards you. Wyd?
RUN FOR MY LIFE OF COURSE
S n i p e
3:25 *yee-haw indeed*
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS MAN! They'll really help me be a better Engie Main. Both defensively and offensively. At first I usually switch the Medic with a Kritzkrieg when on BLU who primarily attack. But watchin' your vids help me learn Engie can be just as effective. Plus, I see that stickin' by your sentry when on defense ain't always the best idea.
But perhaps you could help me with somethin', ja? I'm trying to figure what would be good loadouts for offense and defense. Here's what I was thinkin'.
Defense: Rescue Ranger, Wrangler, and either the Jag or Southern Hospitality.
Offense: either Frontier Justice, Widowmaker, or Panic Attack, Pistol, and Gunslinger.
Let me know what you think of this please.
Jesus you brought back years worth of memories of those will it blend videos
"You can shove a Kritzkreig up literally anything and make it do well." - Soundsmith
BUT SOUD SMIT WHAT ABOUT THE GUNBOATS SOUD SMIT OMG DO UR RESEARCH FHYFYDUSUWIEMGSTJEKYDGKDKGXKGXYODOYDKYETKDGKXHOCOYEKTWFJXGKXHHFSHSOYSBMXBKCBCKHDLYDKYSKTWKTWKTAPPLWP:)
Is this possible, 2 uncle dane vids in the same week?
I’ve noticed that you use a lot of soundtracks from Smash Bros. Do you play it? Or just like the music?
Will it blend tho? 🤔
Fuc u homie
@@funnypersonel lmao imma body ur ass homie gtfo
you're*
we're friends irl sooo
and no im making a reference to blendtec's "will it blend" which is literally the one uncle D did
Can't stop repeating the intro: "Will it Kritz? That is the question."
ARE YOU THE *kritz?*
YOU ARE THE *kritz*
I love the transition from the classic Kass Theme to the Smash Bros. Kass Theme when you picked up the Panic-A-Quack
I was looking for the name i think this is it. I'll go check if it really is the song but I wont be able to come back because i'm on my phone and cant open new tabs (i mean i could come back and search for this comment but im lazy) SO THANK YOU FRIEND I HOPE I'M NOT WRONG ON THIS ONE.... WISH ME LUCK!
Maty :3 just take a screenshot or something
@@anzack2551 How would that help? Anyway now I'm on pc and, THANK YOU ANONYMOUS STRANGER it was the song i was looking for :3
Maty :3 if you screenshot you wouldn’t need to have to look for my comment anymore. Since the name of the song is in the screenshot
Oh, I was saying that It's a shame that day i couldn't come back to thank you (well i could have searched for your comment among all the others) not that it was a shame i couldn't come back to check the name
1:37 The moment you realize the server is cursed
5:37 ugh heavy doesn’t feel good
Why do you sound like my guitar teacher?
cause engineer plays the guitar
Critz Destruction PDA: Uninstalls Team Fortress 2
I learned it the hard way.
all will fall before the solo jazz shotgun.
I recently just got my first download on team fortress two I would like you to coach me on engineer and maybe other classes
You still playing tf2?
*comment about how dane isnt that good*
Ok
He uuuuuh.... can’t make a fake sentry... fuck that wasn’t funny I give up
stop changing the thumbnail
the panic attack will it crits part spooked me cus i thought my phone was ringing (the music is my ringtone) and its 12am rn
i loved how it start like if was an 80 TV program you see with your family
Uncle Dane's Most Kalosized Fry of an Adventure - You Found a Match
A kritzkrieg widowmaker has to be the most terrifying idea on the planet.
Using the will it blend analogy, kritzing the frontier justice is like blending soup.
"Beam me up god"
Right click>rename file>"killsound"
Random Crits? Who needs 'em, just take a handy-dandy Array Seven pocket medic!
Uncle: Lazy what kinda defense is this!?
Lazy: I am the defense!
2:51 the perspective of that Apoco-Fists heavy must've been hilarious.
he sees this Kritzkrieg medic kritz a Gunslinger engie, thinks to himself "DROP MEDIC"
runs over, punches the medic to death
and then the medic and his pocket Engie just fucking evaporate out of reality.
Back scratcher with kritz is a monster
Every kind of crits is fun... Yes, even RANDOM crits
I was expecting a video essay, but I got to admit: That was so much better. Thank you for reminding us of what TF2 really is about.
All i can think of is "PUNCH IT CHEWEY" When Dane says "Use it"
Wrenches: yay critz go brrr
Funny iron fist: i was born for this
Now everyone will rename their panic attack to "Panic A-Quack"
Put the quack canvas on the panic attack and name it to “Panic A-Quack”
Lazy: Dane, what kind of defense is this?
Uncle Dane: I am the defense!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Ahh the old blendtec reference. So good.
Perfect tribute to the old UA-cam series.