EIC: Jokes About Birds | Azeem Banatwalla | Stand-Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 278

  • @vegetaandslaine8722
    @vegetaandslaine8722 5 років тому +1361

    Azeem sir: birds are disgusting *species*
    My internal neet aspirant: it's not species, it's class!!!

    • @jaydeep-p
      @jaydeep-p 5 років тому +42

      I see a man of culture UwU

    • @navyaagarwal1456
      @navyaagarwal1456 5 років тому +5

      @Jeevan M R 😂😂😂

    • @maxpoweroverdrive
      @maxpoweroverdrive 5 років тому +13

      Watch Tenki No Ko (Weathering With You) in your city in Cinepolis or PVR.

    • @akashdeb5201
      @akashdeb5201 5 років тому +4

      @@jaydeep-p You are on reddit aren't you?

    • @penny5256
      @penny5256 5 років тому +1

      🤣

  • @akashdeb5201
    @akashdeb5201 5 років тому +15

    "All Birds do is *shit* "
    I wonder what **cows** do in their free time....

  • @koushikraja331
    @koushikraja331 5 років тому +44

    Pakshirajan has entered the chat
    "So you don't like birds, huh?"

    • @subarnarekha2122
      @subarnarekha2122 4 роки тому

      U know mate, i don't knoe if u are trying to be funny

  • @omkarreddy7836
    @omkarreddy7836 5 років тому

    bio-mimicry
    a branch of science,which was the basis for ground braking modification of bullet trains
    this branch's initial development was based on ornithology
    im not a bird fancier
    but im a science fancier
    all im saying is birds are real deal
    they are one of the sensitive bio-indicators for radiation,radiowaves etc
    they contributed a lot to science and a lot more is still left to learn from they
    BIRDS A.K.A "REFINED END PRODUCT OF EVOLUTION"

  • @vishnupillai9336
    @vishnupillai9336 5 років тому +3

    I could not laugh even once

  • @SayyadaAZaidi
    @SayyadaAZaidi 5 років тому +538

    Bird is a species
    - azeem whateverwala , 2019

  • @wooottff
    @wooottff 4 роки тому +1

    Man doesn't like birds cuz his head is closer when they shit 😂😂😂😂

  • @sociopathicnerd1
    @sociopathicnerd1 2 роки тому +1

    Bird isn't a species,it's a class. Just throwing some taxonomy out there!

  • @yodhhaa
    @yodhhaa Рік тому

    😂

  • @lauMg972
    @lauMg972 3 роки тому +1

    I always hear comedians say that one of the reasons why a joke is funny is because it's true. This is probably why I didn't find this funny

  • @kushchawla9935
    @kushchawla9935 6 місяців тому

    jokkes were fine but please dont joke about loneliness again

  • @vikramsarangan18
    @vikramsarangan18 3 роки тому

    MePoo.... Priceless 🤣🤣🤣

  • @crashy1112
    @crashy1112 5 років тому

    #MePOO😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrcpch319
    @mrcpch319 2 роки тому

    Azeem looks very handsome

  • @rashidshamim2433
    @rashidshamim2433 5 років тому

    Intellectual Humor

  • @riii_3
    @riii_3 5 років тому

    #mePoo 😂😂😂😂

  • @factsfirst7872
    @factsfirst7872 5 років тому

    chicken is also a bird!!!!!

  • @daneilpatro2776
    @daneilpatro2776 5 років тому

    Bro support weathering with you

  • @sarvottamkumar4022
    @sarvottamkumar4022 5 років тому +382

    all the pirates hit like for the seed-leech joke.

    • @Paws.of.Justice
      @Paws.of.Justice 5 років тому +1

      Pirate who ?

    • @sarvottamkumar4022
      @sarvottamkumar4022 5 років тому +3

      @@Paws.of.Justice related to torrents, google for more info, pirates in the sense that we download pirated stuff

    • @Paws.of.Justice
      @Paws.of.Justice 5 років тому +3

      I was joking bro ...
      P2p
      seed/leech ratio

    • @virksaab9454
      @virksaab9454 5 років тому

      The pirate bay

    • @marvelsaz4744
      @marvelsaz4744 5 років тому +1

      @@virksaab9454 1337😁

  • @divyanandeesh
    @divyanandeesh 3 роки тому

    Pretty boring

  • @moodykrish
    @moodykrish 5 років тому

    #mepoo😂😂😂

  • @cbseE9212
    @cbseE9212 3 роки тому

    Barely qualified jokes.

  • @devanshgosalia2463
    @devanshgosalia2463 5 років тому

    r/birdsarentreal

  • @himanirathod5049
    @himanirathod5049 6 місяців тому

    You are amazing….i just can’t stop myself from watching your videos again and again 😊

  • @olivegano
    @olivegano 5 років тому

    Birds are not a specied

  • @mohammedanwar9832
    @mohammedanwar9832 5 років тому

    Robot 2.0 left the chat

  • @akarshmishra3462
    @akarshmishra3462 5 років тому

    Sad jokes. Cringe alert

  • @ashwanisain5274
    @ashwanisain5274 5 років тому

    Cow is wow lol

  • @rohanallaka2549
    @rohanallaka2549 5 років тому

    Pakshi Rajan entered the chat

  • @shankarkeswani1287
    @shankarkeswani1287 5 років тому

    pakshirajan aapko chore ga nahi

  • @priyanshujindal1995
    @priyanshujindal1995 4 роки тому

    you would like r/BirdsArentReal

  • @namithamohan2480
    @namithamohan2480 3 роки тому

    Flying birds are always kind of annoying.. especially seacrows🙄..

  • @krishnareddy6590
    @krishnareddy6590 5 років тому

    Pakshiraja wants to know your location.

  • @MISTRYVIRAL
    @MISTRYVIRAL 5 років тому

    Birds is not a species!

  • @manashjyotidoley8218
    @manashjyotidoley8218 5 років тому

    Manchester United fan talking about bird shitting. Ashley Young says hi!!!!

  • @jameswilson639
    @jameswilson639 5 років тому +174

    "This is bird, I have watched.".....Pure gold.

    • @GODxMARK
      @GODxMARK 3 роки тому

      Can u sub my channel 😂😂😂😂

  • @nehadutt6843
    @nehadutt6843 3 роки тому +2

    Bird serve a very important purpose in our biodiversity. ( Except pollination birds help in many other things )
    Birds are important members of many ecosystems. They play a vital role in controlling pests, acting as pollinators, and maintaining island ecology. In addition, birds are important to humans in many ways, such as serving as a source of food and providing fertilizer in agricultural settings.
    Birds eat insects. They are a natural way to control pests in gardens, on farms, and other places. A group of birds gliding through the air can easily eat hundreds of insects each day. Insect eating birds include warblers, bluebirds and woodpeckers.
    Nectar-feeding birds are important pollinators, meaning they move the pollen from flower to flower to help fertilize the sex cells and create new plants. Hummingbirds, sunbirds, and the honey-eaters are common pollinators.
    Many fruit-eating birds help disperse seeds. After eating fruit, they carry the seeds in their intestines and deposit them in new places. Fruit-eating birds include mockingbirds, orioles, finches and robins.
    Birds are often important to island ecology. In New Zealand, the kereru and kokako are important browsers, or animals that eat or nibble on leaves, tender young shoots, or other vegetation. Seabirds add nutrients to soil and to water with their production of guano, their dung.

  • @shilpac1829
    @shilpac1829 2 роки тому

    I think birds are actually cute and very calm ... No offense

  • @WillOftheSpartan
    @WillOftheSpartan 5 років тому

    Kabhi anda khaye ho?

  • @govindrajjoshi455
    @govindrajjoshi455 5 років тому

    2.0 Nai Dekha Kya?

  • @sacrebleuwhataworld
    @sacrebleuwhataworld 4 роки тому

    bird lovers and their peeps :D

  • @jayprakashsahoo3851
    @jayprakashsahoo3851 2 роки тому

    Bhai, maza nai aaya.

  • @Sike07
    @Sike07 4 роки тому

    Everything was funny until feeding the birds joke, have some sense while writing some jokes.

  • @SomeRandomDude2007
    @SomeRandomDude2007 3 роки тому

    He is like a old grumpy grandpa stuck in a adults body.

  • @shaikhmohammedkadir
    @shaikhmohammedkadir 5 років тому

    birds ko bol ta hai Anti national hai ye to ha ha ha

  • @suman1386791
    @suman1386791 3 роки тому

    Aabey murkh, birds are not a species. Thoda tou dimag main gyan le le tatti karne se pehele.

  • @vivekchandraranjan3177
    @vivekchandraranjan3177 5 років тому

    Comedian should not spread this type of shitty perception among audience, who told you that Birds are not part of Food/life chain/cycle ?

  • @tusharanand6301
    @tusharanand6301 5 років тому

    Even if you let the birds live for just being pretty and making relaxing sounds (from a distance) what is the role of fucking mosquitoes on Earth?

  • @rohit65132
    @rohit65132 5 років тому +98

    They have to add an adjective to their hobby to make it fun 😂

  • @TLB69420
    @TLB69420 5 років тому +203

    When you are early so there aren't any funny comments to read ...gonna come back here after a week ...read a good comment and be like"oh I could have said that "

  • @Col.J.N.W.SinghKhandala
    @Col.J.N.W.SinghKhandala 4 роки тому +5

    "Sow your seeds today. That same seed is going to come back to you.... with compound interest"!!!
    😜😜😜
    Towards the end Azeem sounds like those televangelists from the morning ministry tv shows in America.

  • @tanmayjoshi3567
    @tanmayjoshi3567 5 років тому +5

    Should've included the crow joke that includes it shitting at the handle of your car!😂😂😂

  • @subham161
    @subham161 5 років тому

    I know it's humorous but its not true ..i guess birds have shit on him and his property that's why he is soo angry..

  • @tweeeter
    @tweeeter 5 років тому

    Bhaiya bird species nai class hai (aves)😛

  • @danielgomes1631
    @danielgomes1631 4 роки тому +10

    I had role of birds as a speech in my English hsc board paper today and I wrote about pollination because of this video😂😂😂😂😂

  • @prashantjadhao3435
    @prashantjadhao3435 3 роки тому +3

    My Hobby is also Bird watching but I do it on Tinder 😂😂

  • @HarshithJV
    @HarshithJV 4 роки тому +2

    I am laughing at ignorance on the topic starting entire "class" in an animal kingdom is referred to just as "species."😝 I am a birdwatcher , so can't help. 🤣 But still fun to watch. Good talent in mixing up current socio-political scenarios with birding. 🙌🏻 🤣

  • @miriamafonso6006
    @miriamafonso6006 5 років тому +17

    ‘Because that same seed is coming back to your car....with compound interest’😂🤣😂🤣

  • @denver5093
    @denver5093 5 років тому +1

    somebody please send this video to PETA

  • @anushajs5275
    @anushajs5275 5 років тому +11

    "Nothing happens very slowly" 😂😂

  • @denver5093
    @denver5093 5 років тому +1

    guess u haven't watched 2.0 ...u would have known what's the importance of birds then 😂

  • @madhukar.teekaram
    @madhukar.teekaram 5 років тому +38

    watched you first time at IIT Roorkee, became your fan since then

  • @priyanshus3038
    @priyanshus3038 5 років тому +16

    Best part 0:00 - 3:13

  • @_michaelmiranda_
    @_michaelmiranda_ 4 роки тому +2

    This is bird I have watched.... pure gold!

  • @ayushpriyam
    @ayushpriyam 5 років тому +45

    I've already seen the standup multiple times.. but still I'm here to laugh again. Azeem,you're a gem.

  • @russalarya
    @russalarya 4 роки тому +2

    After this video, Azeem's phone flies away!😂

  • @anuragtumane5227
    @anuragtumane5227 3 роки тому +2

    Birds also have an impact on humans, sometimes in a comical way.

  • @dharanirajendran770
    @dharanirajendran770 5 років тому +2

    Birds do contribute in the food chain. Do some research before delivering these kinda jokes. Its not funny.

    • @sreekanthpillai7778
      @sreekanthpillai7778 5 років тому +1

      Let me guess bird watching is your hobby ?

    • @IamMainak009
      @IamMainak009 5 років тому +1

      Yes we should take this matter to the Bird Rights Commission @Dharani

  • @bmajor1150
    @bmajor1150 2 роки тому +1

    Flew from here to there, shat on my head , best day ever 💀🤣

  • @sahoscience212
    @sahoscience212 5 років тому +8

    Pakshi Raja must be having a heart attack now

  • @alinarizvi3875
    @alinarizvi3875 5 років тому

    All birds, hit like.

  • @hasanmudasir3306
    @hasanmudasir3306 5 років тому +6

    Pakshi raja want's to know azeem's location! 😂

  • @musicallife2331
    @musicallife2331 5 років тому +68

    Even though these were jokes
    - If birds weren't there, nobody would have thought of an airplane to be made and to use air transportation.
    Ps - dragons weren't here at that time too to give a clue about that either.

    • @hemantchaurasia25
      @hemantchaurasia25 5 років тому +9

      Insects ?

    • @siddhant7679
      @siddhant7679 5 років тому +9

      @@hemantchaurasia25 my mom's chappal flies too

    • @hemantchaurasia25
      @hemantchaurasia25 5 років тому +1

      @@siddhant7679 pleased to hear that

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 5 років тому +4

      Watch me kill two birds with one stone: DRAGONFLIES.
      Oh... Just don't overthink the idiom that ties it together. ;)

    • @musicallife2331
      @musicallife2331 5 років тому +2

      @@hemantchaurasia25 nobody gives a fuck about insects dude. Nobody.

  • @2000dhruvagarwal
    @2000dhruvagarwal 5 років тому +7

    Azeem has the best sense of observation.
    This guy is lit! 😍🔥

  • @abhilashpanda6812
    @abhilashpanda6812 5 років тому

    Your pronounciation of Adjective is wrong...'d'remains silent

  • @RetroScope3
    @RetroScope3 5 років тому +61

    Watched The Full Show.
    Now Here To Laugh Again
    Azeem Is Lit

  • @AryakalpaBhattacharya
    @AryakalpaBhattacharya 5 років тому +21

    *watched the full show*
    But I'll watch again

  • @alansamuel2454
    @alansamuel2454 4 роки тому +3

    This is perhaps his best stand up ever on youtube.

  • @adityakaranth7985
    @adityakaranth7985 5 років тому +1

    Pakshirajan wants to know your location ...

  • @manikgupta4017
    @manikgupta4017 5 років тому +1

    Had this video been on Cows, the comment section would have been completely different......!!!!

  • @yashodhanlabana4051
    @yashodhanlabana4051 4 роки тому +1

    Azeem sir when you will tour again ? I love you and your jokes you are awesome 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @kevinmatthews5751
    @kevinmatthews5751 5 років тому +14

    300 Avid birdwatchers disliked this video 😂

  • @dhwaneelkapadia3265
    @dhwaneelkapadia3265 5 років тому +3

    With compound interest!

  • @PRATZP28
    @PRATZP28 5 років тому

    Common not more political joke
    Can any comedian in today ignore politic comedy and just do a proper stand-up comedy

  • @maniksharma1555
    @maniksharma1555 5 років тому +13

    i must say ... i am pretty early this time

    • @pranavk97
      @pranavk97 5 років тому +8

      Your girlfriend won't be too happy about that

  • @abhisheknain5162
    @abhisheknain5162 5 років тому +1

    no

  • @imonkalyanbarua
    @imonkalyanbarua 5 років тому +2

    Simply brilliant! 😂😂😂👏👏👏👌👌👌

  • @gogetter7963
    @gogetter7963 5 років тому +1

    birds give employment to biryani gandus

  • @abdulkhadarmaqbool8489
    @abdulkhadarmaqbool8489 5 років тому +1

    Embarrassingly
    Sorry bees are not birds 😆😆😆

  • @vishalpadia3476
    @vishalpadia3476 5 років тому +2

    Azeem:- birds do shit
    Me:- nowadays you do the same thing in your standups 😂😂

  • @shamanthbm1145
    @shamanthbm1145 5 років тому +1

    Mediocre.

  • @alonemusk9201
    @alonemusk9201 5 років тому +1

    jokes for 6 piracy enthusiasts

  • @parameshwarballu1278
    @parameshwarballu1278 5 років тому +2

    Could have chosen a better topic to do jokes! Offensive at times..

  • @anvesha9602
    @anvesha9602 5 років тому +2

    omg! cow!
    😋

  • @carltonfernandes2498
    @carltonfernandes2498 5 років тому +1

    Seems like many birds shat on him
    So much against birds

  • @amitahamed2234
    @amitahamed2234 5 років тому +1

    Haven’t u seen 2.0 ?

  • @monupahal123
    @monupahal123 3 роки тому

    Liked because of torrent joke how he beautifully portrait it

  • @teamONEpercent
    @teamONEpercent 5 років тому

    Do you know how many birds species are being extinct?

  • @nishanthemrajani2477
    @nishanthemrajani2477 5 років тому +1

    He used past tense of shit😂 vocab game 101

  • @roshmith1851
    @roshmith1851 5 років тому

    Bro chicken is a bird and its delicious. My food chain would be adhoora without chicken.