EIC: Jokes About Birds | Azeem Banatwalla | Stand-Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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Azeem sir: birds are disgusting *species*
My internal neet aspirant: it's not species, it's class!!!
I see a man of culture UwU
@Jeevan M R 😂😂😂
Watch Tenki No Ko (Weathering With You) in your city in Cinepolis or PVR.
@@jaydeep-p You are on reddit aren't you?
🤣
"All Birds do is *shit* "
I wonder what **cows** do in their free time....
Pakshirajan has entered the chat
"So you don't like birds, huh?"
U know mate, i don't knoe if u are trying to be funny
bio-mimicry
a branch of science,which was the basis for ground braking modification of bullet trains
this branch's initial development was based on ornithology
im not a bird fancier
but im a science fancier
all im saying is birds are real deal
they are one of the sensitive bio-indicators for radiation,radiowaves etc
they contributed a lot to science and a lot more is still left to learn from they
BIRDS A.K.A "REFINED END PRODUCT OF EVOLUTION"
I could not laugh even once
Bird is a species
- azeem whateverwala , 2019
Whatever? 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Yes, it is a class.
Whatever wala 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's a stand up comedy vid, not a bio lecture
Man doesn't like birds cuz his head is closer when they shit 😂😂😂😂
Bird isn't a species,it's a class. Just throwing some taxonomy out there!
😂
I always hear comedians say that one of the reasons why a joke is funny is because it's true. This is probably why I didn't find this funny
jokkes were fine but please dont joke about loneliness again
MePoo.... Priceless 🤣🤣🤣
#MePOO😂😂😂😂😂😂
Azeem looks very handsome
Intellectual Humor
#mePoo 😂😂😂😂
chicken is also a bird!!!!!
Bro support weathering with you
all the pirates hit like for the seed-leech joke.
Pirate who ?
@@Paws.of.Justice related to torrents, google for more info, pirates in the sense that we download pirated stuff
I was joking bro ...
P2p
seed/leech ratio
The pirate bay
@@virksaab9454 1337😁
Pretty boring
#mepoo😂😂😂
Barely qualified jokes.
r/birdsarentreal
You are amazing….i just can’t stop myself from watching your videos again and again 😊
Birds are not a specied
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Sad jokes. Cringe alert
Cow is wow lol
Pakshi Rajan entered the chat
pakshirajan aapko chore ga nahi
you would like r/BirdsArentReal
Flying birds are always kind of annoying.. especially seacrows🙄..
Pakshiraja wants to know your location.
Birds is not a species!
Manchester United fan talking about bird shitting. Ashley Young says hi!!!!
"This is bird, I have watched.".....Pure gold.
Can u sub my channel 😂😂😂😂
Bird serve a very important purpose in our biodiversity. ( Except pollination birds help in many other things )
Birds are important members of many ecosystems. They play a vital role in controlling pests, acting as pollinators, and maintaining island ecology. In addition, birds are important to humans in many ways, such as serving as a source of food and providing fertilizer in agricultural settings.
Birds eat insects. They are a natural way to control pests in gardens, on farms, and other places. A group of birds gliding through the air can easily eat hundreds of insects each day. Insect eating birds include warblers, bluebirds and woodpeckers.
Nectar-feeding birds are important pollinators, meaning they move the pollen from flower to flower to help fertilize the sex cells and create new plants. Hummingbirds, sunbirds, and the honey-eaters are common pollinators.
Many fruit-eating birds help disperse seeds. After eating fruit, they carry the seeds in their intestines and deposit them in new places. Fruit-eating birds include mockingbirds, orioles, finches and robins.
Birds are often important to island ecology. In New Zealand, the kereru and kokako are important browsers, or animals that eat or nibble on leaves, tender young shoots, or other vegetation. Seabirds add nutrients to soil and to water with their production of guano, their dung.
I think birds are actually cute and very calm ... No offense
Kabhi anda khaye ho?
2.0 Nai Dekha Kya?
bird lovers and their peeps :D
Bhai, maza nai aaya.
Everything was funny until feeding the birds joke, have some sense while writing some jokes.
He is like a old grumpy grandpa stuck in a adults body.
birds ko bol ta hai Anti national hai ye to ha ha ha
Aabey murkh, birds are not a species. Thoda tou dimag main gyan le le tatti karne se pehele.
Comedian should not spread this type of shitty perception among audience, who told you that Birds are not part of Food/life chain/cycle ?
Even if you let the birds live for just being pretty and making relaxing sounds (from a distance) what is the role of fucking mosquitoes on Earth?
They have to add an adjective to their hobby to make it fun 😂
When you are early so there aren't any funny comments to read ...gonna come back here after a week ...read a good comment and be like"oh I could have said that "
Chup chutiye
@@humoursabji4045 Lol...why so seious?
Aayush ray nice try lol XD
@@minionbuster7364 >100 likes tho, na. _Aayush used: COPYPASTA! It was Super Effective!_
Ohh i could have said that!!! 😂
"Sow your seeds today. That same seed is going to come back to you.... with compound interest"!!!
😜😜😜
Towards the end Azeem sounds like those televangelists from the morning ministry tv shows in America.
Should've included the crow joke that includes it shitting at the handle of your car!😂😂😂
I know it's humorous but its not true ..i guess birds have shit on him and his property that's why he is soo angry..
Bhaiya bird species nai class hai (aves)😛
I had role of birds as a speech in my English hsc board paper today and I wrote about pollination because of this video😂😂😂😂😂
My Hobby is also Bird watching but I do it on Tinder 😂😂
I am laughing at ignorance on the topic starting entire "class" in an animal kingdom is referred to just as "species."😝 I am a birdwatcher , so can't help. 🤣 But still fun to watch. Good talent in mixing up current socio-political scenarios with birding. 🙌🏻 🤣
‘Because that same seed is coming back to your car....with compound interest’😂🤣😂🤣
somebody please send this video to PETA
"Nothing happens very slowly" 😂😂
guess u haven't watched 2.0 ...u would have known what's the importance of birds then 😂
watched you first time at IIT Roorkee, became your fan since then
Sala iit isliye jana hai mereko 😂
Modi jee 😂😝
Best part 0:00 - 3:13
0:00 - 3:11
This is bird I have watched.... pure gold!
I've already seen the standup multiple times.. but still I'm here to laugh again. Azeem,you're a gem.
After this video, Azeem's phone flies away!😂
Birds also have an impact on humans, sometimes in a comical way.
Birds do contribute in the food chain. Do some research before delivering these kinda jokes. Its not funny.
Let me guess bird watching is your hobby ?
Yes we should take this matter to the Bird Rights Commission @Dharani
Flew from here to there, shat on my head , best day ever 💀🤣
Pakshi Raja must be having a heart attack now
All birds, hit like.
Pakshi raja want's to know azeem's location! 😂
Even though these were jokes
- If birds weren't there, nobody would have thought of an airplane to be made and to use air transportation.
Ps - dragons weren't here at that time too to give a clue about that either.
Insects ?
@@hemantchaurasia25 my mom's chappal flies too
@@siddhant7679 pleased to hear that
Watch me kill two birds with one stone: DRAGONFLIES.
Oh... Just don't overthink the idiom that ties it together. ;)
@@hemantchaurasia25 nobody gives a fuck about insects dude. Nobody.
Azeem has the best sense of observation.
This guy is lit! 😍🔥
Your pronounciation of Adjective is wrong...'d'remains silent
Watched The Full Show.
Now Here To Laugh Again
Azeem Is Lit
Baddep log... #amzoneprime 😉
What is the duration of live show
Even i watched.. Awesome show
*watched the full show*
But I'll watch again
This is perhaps his best stand up ever on youtube.
Pakshirajan wants to know your location ...
Had this video been on Cows, the comment section would have been completely different......!!!!
Azeem sir when you will tour again ? I love you and your jokes you are awesome 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
300 Avid birdwatchers disliked this video 😂
With compound interest!
Common not more political joke
Can any comedian in today ignore politic comedy and just do a proper stand-up comedy
i must say ... i am pretty early this time
Your girlfriend won't be too happy about that
no
Simply brilliant! 😂😂😂👏👏👏👌👌👌
birds give employment to biryani gandus
Embarrassingly
Sorry bees are not birds 😆😆😆
Azeem:- birds do shit
Me:- nowadays you do the same thing in your standups 😂😂
Mediocre.
jokes for 6 piracy enthusiasts
Could have chosen a better topic to do jokes! Offensive at times..
omg! cow!
😋
Seems like many birds shat on him
So much against birds
Haven’t u seen 2.0 ?
Liked because of torrent joke how he beautifully portrait it
Do you know how many birds species are being extinct?
He used past tense of shit😂 vocab game 101
Bro chicken is a bird and its delicious. My food chain would be adhoora without chicken.