Ambani's Fridge Has WHAT In It?!?! | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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Written & performed by Azeem Banatwalla
DOP: Karan Asnani
Editor: Jayant Kaushik
Venue: The Cuckoo Club, Mumbai
Since a lot of folks are asking, Azeem *IS* coming to Pune. This weekend, on 17th Nov. Not a lot of tickets left. Get 'em on BookMyShow :)
Ok dafuq
After seeing the schedule, i immediately scrolled down to comment, "Pune kaha hai?" And saw this..
Why am i listening to what he is saying? Its not even a comedy show.
@@alokpandey5088 fdxxcxccx
😂
The last time azeem uploaded a video, Maharashtra had a government.
Edit : omg so many likes!
😂😂
Accurate 😂
Holy shit😂😂
Dammm😂😂😂
Hahaha 😂😂😂
That satan joke is criminally underappreciated 😂⚰️
Great Comic Bro...Enjoyed like Hell about Mookesh and Modi joke...Good Luck for your tours bro...👍👍👍
Azeem has soo amazing stand up! We need more of his stand up like problems and cometh hour on prime.
Loveliest comedy heard recently..thanks for the lemon in egg tray tip, now they won't be rolling off the floor everytime i open the door
This is the collection of most Banatwalla jokes
That tissue joke mann😂
Always funny to hear him.
You showing writings in paper looks like a funnier version of Mike Posner
Just amazing 🔥🔥
The audience was over the patisserie joke 3 jokes ago..Bruh that subtitle guy deserves a raise
I do deserve a raise
@@thebanat 😂😂
@@thebanat lol dude 😂
@@thebanat YOu'll only get A-nil !
"subtitble"
The subtitles are having a separate Stand up comedy session...😁
Correct 😂
Separate*
😂
haha nice
angad and sapan: touring us
azeem: touring india
sahil: let's buy a new bowtie.
Apna Time Aayega.
@@SahilShahcomedy the real one replied wtf
@@SahilShahcomedy who's your bowtie dealer?
I think sahil is touring too. I mean I saw his show tickets in bookmyshow (Bengaluru).
Correct is wrong
And "light wale shoes" .
That “Satans’s giant fork” joke was criminally under-appreciated!
THANK YOU! It's my favourite
These folk arent laughing hard
BRING BACK EIC OUTRAGE...!!
yes Boss 👊
wapas lao
Bring back Atul Khatri, too 😂
I bought Kissan Jam when I was in 4th standard. It got expired when we finished just 1/10th of it. We bought it again. We ate for a week. Then it became dormant. Last time we bought Jam, it got expired even before we opened the seal. Now all 3 sister bottles lie in my fridge.
u see, thats another thing. expiry date is just a print on our food! go for it, nothing will happen as long as theres no mold on it
@@ytadltspv
Haha sir thanks for the concern. That was just a joke 😆
@@ytadltspv thanks I see ' sharks around don't jump' is just a print I should swim and nothing will happen as long as I don't see any fins.
@@randomguy1897 actually the expiry date is just a number where after that period it is no longer fresh according to the company which you buy the product from. The sign is very different and expiry dates are completely different things.
@@randomguy1897 lmao
That part was really damn funny where mukesh ambani cow's named "MOO-KESH" 😂😂
Awesome bro!! The punchline that I liked the most is 'dekho too yeh pas-ta, par socho kitni doori hai, kaisi yeh majboori hai'. I burst into laughter 🤣🙌.
I love how he is so proud of the puns lmao
As he should be
The fridge story was so relatable... I was burst in laughing the entire day... thanks Azeem for the lovely video!
Dude you really got me at second level of fridge door, full of expired Sauces and spreads 😁😁
True true, 100% true
I really want to know what are the full forms of DAFUQ, AFAIK and IDGAF.
please tell me 😊😊
Watching while eating Death by Chocolate cake jar...... Yikes
Tetris is my favourite game and I play tetris in the fridge every single day. Thank you azeem for such depth in perception. I have developed new respect for you🖖
So I am not the only person that experiences leftovers-stress!!!
Eic without azeem is like Maharashtra without a government 🤣
Don't insult Azeem like that. C'mon man. Maharashtra clearly is able to survive without a govt 😂 EIC needs him around
Azeem could literally joke about a spoon and I'd die laughing! 😂😂😂
Hiiiiiiiii
@@mohammedhaneef9386 nehi degi brooo🥲
Oh man, this was epic! We need more content! Also hats off to the subtitle guy!
Jokes are new to me. This guy never disappoints. 👍
3:11 i am offended * eating family pudding from monginis*
Muslim hokar modi ko roast karne ka courage hai
RESPECT+++++++
I lost it at - *I have fossilised Oregano* 😂😂😂
Azeem," Managing a fridge is a fucking nightmare"
Ole: now you know why i bottled 5 semi finals
🤣🤣
It's really cool that Azeem is cracking these jokes. I thought that was Sa-pun's forte.
It's actually Sahil's forte but I get that you had to use Sapan for the joke 😂
@@nishilbright2007 ``
Ok this is exactly my fridge...
Oh man! How much our nation has changed in the last few years…No comedian would make the Modi ji joke today. 😢 What a great set though.
OMG i can totally relate to the fridge part.our fridge has the same tamplet. and im from Pakistan 😂
The good thing is that Azeem is gaining weight.
😓
@@thebanat bro thats a good thing, you look great after gaining weight, also with weight increase your stamina to run faster on footpath as you live in Bandra.
And from my point of view you are the most intelligent standup comedian in the business right now. We Engineers are intelligent by default.
It's because he's picking up on Neville's eating habits :D
The standup comedian with the best comic timing. Hands down 🙌🏼
That dominoes wala is soooooo fuckinnnnng relatable I died laughing
Last time I was this early Atul was still a part of EIC
Atul gas left ????
@@siddharthsen373 yes
@@siddharthsen373 ask him if gas is left.
Sorry, not sorry :p
Also it's been 2 years. You've been living in a cave it seems 😂
@@nishilbright2007 newly introduced to eic bro
Watched your video for the first time, good stuff. But most. Surprising is your name, Banatwala. At first, I misunderstood it as Bantawala. Banta in Punjabi is Goli, anything Spherical, I was surprised, every male on this planet has two Bantas, did he get special from Bhagwan. Others will be small golis and yours will be big Bantas.
Seen your show on amazon.. Limited criticism same as usual muslim.. Particularly on india but not a single word on muslim destroying culture n civilization of india.. 😂😂😂😂 bc what ever you do you will be always at low level... Akways.. Will never grow up to visionary position.. Bias 🤔 ...
The entire content was out of syllabus for common people....
That Domino's Pizza joke was relatable 😂
He actually said "Buy the tickets at East India *Company* ..." XD
I haven't laughed this hard in any stand up before. The oregano part brought tears to my eyes... Crazzzyyy😂😂😂
2:45 Am I the only one who thought of Rahul Gandhi when he said Rahul?
Yes , yes you are
Yes
Yup
Yeah man. Sorry to know.
The fridge facts are so true that I basically checked it right now 😂😅
Veg people store mangoes, jackfruit, etc in the freezer 😂
One of the cardinal and primordial rules to living in Bandra? Always sleep inside a shop or an apartment and never sleep on the 'pavements' (read: footpath in suburban Mumbai) even if you are a struggling Bollywood artist, kyunki.... "Bhai ki (driverless) gaadi both faasht hey baavaaaa. Kabhi bhi tum loga pey chadh sakti hey."
Vishal Dadlani was there for some reason 😂😂😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Comment pehla ho ya na ho bhaari hona chahie! Par Mera comment wo bhi nahi hai
Lol koi comment bhari kaise ho sakta hai?😂😂
@@raghavgupta7715 jab use Azeem like Kare
@@AakritiAgarwal25 Ooh okay.
Azeem is the punniest comedian on the EIC roster 😂
Yaar please make all your subtitles English. What’s the logic of changing it to Hindi!?!
True!!!
This comedy video is about desserts and refrigerators in India, and also of Ambani's.
9:21
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Azeem: This is the world cup...
How the fuck did you know about that Dominos shit man, even the tissues...:)
Fuckkk.!! How the hell do u know what is where in my fridge..??!!
Sets up muslim identity ✔️
Jokes about fridges and food habits ✔️
Mentions cows and Modiji ✔️
Names the show, "B/w the lines" . Congrats, you've achieved comedy!
Appreciate the subtitle guy!!
@Sruthilaz Zehara didn't you watch the vid ?
@Sruthilaz Zehara the guy not only just wrote what Azeem said but also added few bits 😂😌
It's azeem as well
Tetris in refrigerator!! LOL
Not relatable 😅
Lamb again later at 7:18
Seriously , how are these people laughing??😓
We have nail polish in our fridge which nobody wears.
Exorcism with a hot cross bun! Phenomenal!
This man said some true things
He’s so underrated and the subtitles have a separate fan base. 😅
5:26 vegetarians put Icecream and frozen veggies in there
Now you know.
Was expecting ur shown in Belgaum/Belgium
Fridge thumbnail in times of aftab
3 saal purana hai video
Okay boomer.
🤯
Sunder pichai looking good.
2:50 Mouse finbar : It happens sometimes Azeem.
Azeem as usual rocked .. good laughter
i have to use big boxes or bricks sometimes to actually forcefully keep my fridge door close ...
Omg how did i not come across this absolute gem of hilarity earlier. Better late than never though.
That shelf of expired sauces .....oh damn did he peek into my fridge 😮😂
Seeing this guy's face, no one would expect him to be a stand up comedian. He looks so serious, if you meet him outside the first impression is that of a class topper who was just offered a job in Campus Placements in topmost MNCs.
But, his comedy timing is impeccable. There isn't a skit which bored me, unlike others.
When Fridge ate a cake he exploded!
Also the video's about fridge XD
I am pretty sure that viewers on youtube, in the first few seconds itself went back to check the abbreviations(/not Muslim names)
Fridge problem same all over the world
Witty; well thought of,excellent execution of you lines - well done you are a stand-up par excellence
Mastt
azeem looks lik ripp off of vicky kaushal
Don't usually troll people, but you my friend, are as funny as a funeral.
Too good bro
You maintained the line very well
1 *Million extra views confirmed because of modi joke*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥
Modi ji ko chaatna padta hai..... Ha ha ha ha wow man
jokes are so lame....they actually made me laugh!!
So fucking relatable
I've the responsibility of playing tetris daily assigned by mom.
How unnecessary is that paper?
Write unnecessary on it so that it's legitimately unnecessary.
2:10 Shahi Tharoor XD
2:40 Food names
4:20 Kids don't
5:11 Food Tetris
5:45 Ice rhomboid
6:50 Dominos
8:10 Ambani fridge
9:05 Modi
I use the stored oregano on Maggi! And it tastes amazing.
😒😞😞😞😞 disgusting🤢. Wat about that 50 yr old man marrying 9 yr child, can he make fun of him😞😞🤓🤓
People store oregano and chilli flakes in fridge? 🙄
Bro, 4 fridges and still all of them are full. 😂
The last time azeem uploaded a video, we had a government
This was a totally 'Bandra Pav logon ka stand up comedy' act. Suburbanites or 'Suburban-kars' had no place in there :-)