Jack: Don't peak behind the curtain, you won't like what you find back there. Me: *pulls curtain back* ARGH! IT'S ATTACKING ME!! Oh, it's only Christmas lights.
Person: so anyway- Other Person: *dies of flying screwdriver* Person: it came from the bushes! Other other person: *gasp* oh no, it’s- Jack: *leaps from bushes* KA KAW! Person: THE SCREWDRIVER!!!
Sargeriffic I especially loved when he was in front of a butcher shop and started ordering cuts of meat. The way he said “__pounds of bacon” always makes me giggle!
So I'm like literally 3 minutes and 30 seconds into this video and when jacksepticeye said that what if the enemy was yourself I think that would be really cool plot twist on to this game where Hitman 2 is just you find out that your organization that you work for cloned you and now you have to go up against yourself because over the years your clone was brainwashed buy another type of organization and now your clones are working against you and are trying to assassinate you so they have the same amount of skills and everything I think it would be really interesting a cool plot twist like that and hit man and that the barcodes are two separate which clones are which
@@d_rock1535 oh really I didn't even know that was the Gamespot honestly I just thought he was an assassin just doing whatever the heck to the agency told him to do I don't even know he was a clone or anything like that I've played the game but the story really never intrigued me
4:14 when jack shot the projector and the tv lights went out, my door closed shut at the same time, making it seem like the actions were linked. Pretty cool
Jack, there were literally hundreds of hours of gameplay you missed first time through. More challenges and special kills, bonus missions, escalations, player made contracts, unlocking and using dozens of unique weapons and tools, going on an all out homicidal rampage. You could have easily made a few dozen episodes.
Only true jacksepticeye fans get this *_"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"_*
“Like you’ll ever hit me with that sc-“
Gets stabbed by screwdriver
Timestamp?
@@Anomalyundetected 14:04
Berfalemew Conickey Williams LXIX, I’m not liking your comment because it’s at 420 likes
Ben Noble nice
Ben Noble too bad its at 442
"Like you'll ever hit me wi-" *dies*
I subscribed to you because of your name
XD
"you will never hit m-"
"TARGET DOWN"
"Like you'll ever hit me wi-" (gets hit right on the forehead) "Oh. So you did." (falls over dead)
@fluffy boi omg its him the .... the doomslayer
14:05 You'll never hit me wi-
*Target Down*
"New mission: Escape"
17:27
Jack: "rookie mistake for he is no MATCH FOR....."
Guard: "NO NO NO!!!!"
Jack: "the SCREWDRIVERRRR!"
*guard ragdolls on ground dead*
Peeper stinky stink
Your PFP is legendary
Yeah we all saw
17:23
Not funny
Jack: *waves promise of good content in front of me*
Me: like you'll ever hit me with-
Jack: *attacks my eye with good content*
i was going to put that XD
Heeeres Jakey that is so good 😂😂
I once saw him kill a woman... with a screwdriver. With a fucking screwdriver.
Guard: you uh... gotta problem sir?
Jack: *stands up non conspicuously from the grass* No.
Lol. I love watching Jack! Can’t wait for more!
Yep! I do tbi
His name is sean
Yulie Rocha. Thank you for trying, but I know his name is Sean.
me too! :D
DueMagician921 oml
How to talk like Jack:
1.put headphones on
2.Blast loud music
3.try to hear yourself
Mabey I should try this...lol
Also get a bit tipsy n try to speak in an Irish accent
And you'll get hit by a shoe from your mother :D
Also don’t forget to sound like a potato
@@thiccolascage6004 jack said he doesnt like drinks with alcohol
@@scp--ts7mo (I was joking I know but he sounds like he's drunk when he speaks sometimes as a joke so yeah I was kidding chill your tits xD)
2015 Sean: (Undertale)
“I don’t want to kill anyone”
2018 Sean: (Hitman 2)
“I know I’m not supposed to kill everybody but-“
🧐🤔
holol demonetization will change anyone
Your subscription list is the same as mine up to mr beast lol
Nice profile picture
He said it while I was reading it. What a coincidence.
Because the characters in undertale were too lovable ;-;
Oh no... there's a new Assassin... I must warn the presi-
*Gets stabbed with a screwdriver*
“Like you”ll ever hit me wit-“
Jack: throws screwdriver
To be continued
“FASTER, DADDY, FASTER” -Jacksepticeye, December 2018
11:04
It just kinda sums up the internet as a whole
Its the Park all over again
*What the actual fuck is this.*
Dammit he said the mom joke first
@@actualrockhuman8171 lol
14:14 can we all appreciate the fact that he named himself tossboy
i mean at 17:48 he kinda points it out
@@Pinkaysee shhhhhhh.....
Thats the first exp level in the game
No?
@@Pinkaysee ?
10:30 “is that-“ *dies* 😂 that was amazing
?
Jack: Don't peak behind the curtain, you won't like what you find back there.
Me: *pulls curtain back* ARGH! IT'S ATTACKING ME!! Oh, it's only Christmas lights.
Silly dragy!😂
14:03 I love when he laughs like this!
Haha
Famous last words:
"Like you'll ever hit me with tha-"
That’s funny
Its 67 other comments saying exactly this
OKOK OKOK and? Its funny
Imagine how great an animated version would be
Technically, this IS animated.
Default Animator
....
Shhhhhhh
The fact that Sean could use the pistol but decides to stick to throwables instead is absolutely legendary.
Imagine you’re reviewing the camera footage after the murder and you just hear “CAWCAW” and then the footage stops
Plays hitman 2 for the first time:
Quotes deadpool who is a merc
“Did I leave the stove on?”
I love deadpool
4:03 that’s what she said.
11:04 that too.
What
@@lorddragon7720 issa sex joke
Lol
_haha I’m dying rn 😂👌😂🤣👌🤣👌🤣👌🤣👌_
???
I had the most serious cancer add ever and then it's just "NINJA POWERS!!!!!" My parents were with me... they thought I laughed at cancer...
Oohoohoof
F in the chat
Jack: So many options.....
Me: Take the shotgun jesus christ
Jack: I'll take the KATANA
I mean, to be fair I'd do that
I'd take the shurikens haha
I LOVE katanas in games
i was thinking the exact same thing lmao
I’d *in Trever voice* TAKE IT ALL!!!
Jack: This will kill her for sure **Lightly throws cleaver at her**
"Sounds like someone is an assassin of fun"
Are we not gonna talk about how nice that house is and how calming the wind and night make the level
A taxi driver mcgyver
Wihout a screwdriver
Is a screwed driver
This is the best comment on UA-cam i cant believe its taken me this long to find this 🤣😭
@Thomas Gravett Guess he wont be screwing around.
Thank you for that Star Platinum
Is your PFP a MfINg JOJO REFERENCE
@@spqdz haha he made a jojo joke guys 😂 😭😂😂🤣🤣😈😈🙃😈🙃😮🙂😮😍😘😝😗🤨😁🥳😄😏😤😭😗😤😗😠😝😝🤢😳🤯🤐🤯🥴🥴🤮🤧😥🤐😓🤕👹👹🤡🤡🤡🤡👿👐👐🙀😽😼😼😼✋🙌🏻👉👈🏿👌🙏✊🏿
"Watcha doing there buddy"
*Stabs guard with a knife*
*Proceeds to laugh sadistically*
Picks up katana
Doesn’t use katana
@Blip's Stuff he used it once then restarted picked it up but did not use it XD
ikr lol
Brad kava he did use it you stupid fuck
Also you lose points for killing people that are not targeted stupid fucks
:3
Person: so anyway-
Other Person: *dies of flying screwdriver*
Person: it came from the bushes!
Other other person: *gasp* oh no, it’s-
Jack: *leaps from bushes* KA KAW!
Person: THE SCREWDRIVER!!!
Assassin's Creed just got a lot more interesting
thats his mating call.
@@gamerman6405 25 seconds ago gg
@@backthered5528 noice
Me as sucurity:wait look over there next second 100m away Jacksepticeye:throws screwdriver random voice:300m kill
Graphics look good in this game and the shooting the projector thing was cool
Bro your first comment all the time
Wutaii1 Nostalgia I saw your comments on marks rdr2 series kinda funny seeing you here
AWESOME
BAT CAT recommend??
Sean: “Is that police in the game or out my house in real life?”
Everyone: “WHAT DID YOU DO?!”
The briefcase is the best weapon in this whole game
But the screw driver is actually deadlyy
*BOOMERANG POWERS ACTIVATED*
No, the muffins are.
No it’s the coin
No , the squeaky toys are the best weapon
Thank god jack doesn’t censor him swearing
10 likes + 9 likes = 21 likes
The entire video would be sensored
*censor
Gacha Jamie Don't forget the UA-cam SJWs that want everything to be about little kids
*censor
My favorite jack in hitman is still the irish priest.
Yeah. Me too.
Sargeriffic I especially loved when he was in front of a butcher shop and started ordering cuts of meat. The way he said “__pounds of bacon” always makes me giggle!
14:02 That was the funniest thing ever.
Her: Like you'll ever hit me with.. dead
12:55 exact replica of the sims
Mother of God. No hello for you today. That thumbnail is gonna give me nightmares for the rest of my life.
@Felix Adler HEWWO
@Felix Adler but I love everybody. Maybe they could do with some of Jack:3
That was cheesy asf I'll just go jump into a well
@@booga9584 oh well.
but srsly this makes me happy inside
the group not ur suicide
@@felixadler5001 lmao
General Hellobi u again have u met daf mol yet
I guess you really
_screwed_ them.
Good joke it got me
no he really screwed up
Hahahahahahaha
Clap it up people
I’m fucking tracer
"Faster, daddy! Faster!" -Jacksepticeye, 2018
"O-o" -Me, 2019
Who els is in 2020
RogueRusher not me!
I am the 69th like lol
Cringes in 2021
“An agent relies on discretion and should only cause collateral damage when absolutely necessary”.
Finally someone who gets it
Comment section in a nutshell:
*screwdriver*
Lol
@Micah Bell nah it's already *screwed* up
@Micah Bell I dont think so
oofby correct dude
no jack, the world's deadliest weapon is the briefcase
SHUT UP SEAN IS ARE BOUNCY BABY BOY!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
False, it's the blueberry muffin.
I doubt this is a Tokyo Ghoul joke but, that’s what it is now
nah im sure its the fish
Jack: "Screw that driver in the face!"
My Uber Driver: *Disgusted look*
You're looking *Killer* , Jack!
Badumm tssss
Stop just stop
wow I laughed so hard at this comment and now I'm ashamed
Ayyyyy
KILL THE PUNZZZ 😵
Do your part Jack, do your part
@@ducki no u
I guess you don’t follow him on insta
Agent 47 take me to heaven
Agent 47 my name’s Kevin
Agent 47 I can’t count to 11
Agent 47 I have depression
@Agent 47 same
Hotel? Trivago
Imagine Sean as an actual character in these games.
The screwdriver has uploaded a new video
How to properly clean your metal computer clean my metal computer
Stop following me pls
How to properly clean your metal computer this is the best username I’ve ever seen. Dust off
Justin Yeet is back
I see u everywhere
So I'm like literally 3 minutes and 30 seconds into this video and when jacksepticeye said that what if the enemy was yourself I think that would be really cool plot twist on to this game where Hitman 2 is just you find out that your organization that you work for cloned you and now you have to go up against yourself because over the years your clone was brainwashed buy another type of organization and now your clones are working against you and are trying to assassinate you so they have the same amount of skills and everything I think it would be really interesting a cool plot twist like that and hit man and that the barcodes are two separate which clones are which
You put too much thought into this
@@mishazakacura3280 No. He just described the original games plot
@@d_rock1535 oh really I didn't even know that was the Gamespot honestly I just thought he was an assassin just doing whatever the heck to the agency told him to do I don't even know he was a clone or anything like that I've played the game but the story really never intrigued me
So basically a remake of the original games... That would be interesting though!
@@justsomecrystalfurbal7002 ok grammar police just dont ticket me lol
Jack:" We need to kill technology , It is ruining our youth"
Also Jack: Plays video games for a living
4:14 when jack shot the projector and the tv lights went out, my door closed shut at the same time, making it seem like the actions were linked. Pretty cool
*BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL. I HAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEEER!*
I read this and as soon as i did Jack said it ....... well played
Hey there bucko here’s your present!
*A SCREWDRIVER TO THE FACE*
OMG That Thumbnail. Yet it fits so well
AWESOME
69TH LIKE
YAAAAAAAAAAA
Jack: "By the power of Grayskull..."
She-Ra: " Hey that's my line!"
True but Jack has the power of He-Man
Ho ho ho here comes Santa to knife to meet you
Oh, it’s fine. I’m in STAPle condition
SPAGHETTI PUNCH!!!
Screwdriver sounds like Bob the builders nickname at the “club”
😂😂😂
Holy shit
Fix it Felix can fix that ;)
14:02 "LIKE YOUR EVER HIT ME WITH-" lol
14:04 is a better timestamp for it. :)
“Like you’ll ever hit me with...target down.”
Jack screwd around a lot in this video.
.
.
.
You see what I did there.
Well, you could have had the "drive" to do more puns
@@mollyp224 That would be to "twisted" for me.
Let’s Learn How To Tie A Noose, It’s Practical For Every Use!
AaronTheBlackDragon these puns are driving me crazy...
Shut the fuck up man *THE SCREWDRIVER SAYS SO!!!*
Jack, there were literally hundreds of hours of gameplay you missed first time through. More challenges and special kills, bonus missions, escalations, player made contracts, unlocking and using dozens of unique weapons and tools, going on an all out homicidal rampage. You could have easily made a few dozen episodes.
He needs to go back and do all those. It'd be really entertaining!
well fok u too
dude he cant make more then like 12 episodes on 1 game unless its a really good game and had an impact on him
Sure, Ron Swanson
This came out today. How do u expect him to have made alot of these vids already
He always says that he leaves some stuff out in the open so if someone wants to play the game them selves, they still have stuff to explore!
14:59 when I wake up and I realize its Monday
snipersnake 275510 my god sameeeee
Seán's laugh at 12:23 sounds exactly like Elfo from Disenchantment. That's all.
Only true jacksepticeye fans get this
*_"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"_*
Ah yes my favorite quote
Nah, I don't get it. Sorry.
shut up
Happy wheels
HAPPEEEEEH WALRUS
11:33 kind of goes with what he said back then when reading a comment that asked to see the dead bodies behind the curtain then he went partial Anti
Meanwhile an Android sent by cyberlife finds a dead body with a stab wound
28 sTAb WouNDS?!!
@@crazydianne7794 Yes! :D
@@crazydianne7794 Goddammit, you beat me to it XD
28 to be precise
I love how he puts on a disguise and then doesn't use it, acting like everyone is still hostile
Screwdriver? That’s my favorite drink.
-Teacher from Kindergarten
Oh god.
Felix Adler 1) you weren’t first, a spam bot is always first and then (I think) deletes their comment and 2) I don’t care
Remington Reacts my kindergarten
@Felix Adler :3 Hello there
@@RK-jv1js we have a salty sister
1:00 Did anyone else notice the perfect timing between the bad joke and crows chirping during the silence that followed? 😂
*FOR THE HONOUR OF GREYSKULL!*
*By the power of Greyskull
@@jheddington4143 Well actually, in the new Netflix adaptation of She-Ra she announces for the honour of greyskull, not by the power.
Lol kids honor
Queen Potatocat Yes but in the old Filmation cartoon is it “By the power of Grayskull”
The Mandela Effect is wack, bro.
Jack: *Picks up Shotgun*
Also Jack: No I don’t want that, I want my knife back.
you should have yelled "SCREW YOU!"
Screw you to NOOB
Jack’s intro keeps getting quieter WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR SMOL BEAN’S THROAT
Years of being loud has damaged my boi’s throat.
Whoa jack's doing his part by the end of the video
Well not really but I guess a little bit
"Call me the screwdriver I screw things up" that was of the top of my head😂
Thought for a second there was another episode of the Slater when i saw the thumbnail
Wishful thinking😥
@@geoffreyferich4368 you right
"Now you get to sleep...FOREVER." lol.
19:43 Heeeeeeeeeee Diiiiiiiiiiiiid Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Paaaaaaaaaaaaart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“A lockpick could easily fit in those buttcheeks” ~Sean 2018
Anyone clap when jack said “ another one bites the dust”
Clap ( not really )
No
👏🏽
He makes the sound of homer Simpson 4:48
slo clique ho'h
YES YES HE DOES
Lol 😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahahahahaahaahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahagahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahaahahshshaahahhahhahahahahhaahhahaahahahhahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahshhshahahahah ahhahagash
It’s nice to know no one has finished this video yet
4:30 “Just call me agent Smolders” oh….if he knew back then….
5:28 What if he uses incognito mode
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
Scott Log HEMAN
I watched all of the She-ra series i hope the add more is that just me?
I bet Stan Lee would approve of the Screwdriver.
R.I.P
Edit: Wow this is the most likes I've ever gotten
Yes
*Yes*
*YES!!!*
No
2:34:The Birthday of a Legend
My mom use CLEAVER to chop meat.But guess what, it also can kill SOMEONE too
Jack do his part againts t-series. What about you?
I’m doing my part
Spoken like a true nine year old
Yea do the part
Rieza Rizqy Alda I told my teacher to subscribe to pewds.
@@ducki Jeez dude what's wrong
Is it just me or is he more crazy than usual
Jacksepticeye: 3:37 Cmon let me do things let me be cool
Me adding to him: Let me be me
Baldi got fired from teacher job
Renaldinio LoL ....what?
Baldi: come here and collect your prize! *kid comes* Baldi: *takes out kid with screwdriver* wow these are better than actual guns
@@captainscrambles4961 LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@captainscrambles4961 More better than a ruler.
Lol
13:57 the fun starts here boys
...”and holy God look at the size of that!”
14:05
Alma:Like you'll ever hit me wit-
47: I beg to differ
I was just alarmed by how handsome I was! Lol
He’s been killing everyone, even when he doesn’t have to.
And he always wants his knife back.
Who is he?
He’s Seán, what were *you* thinking about?
A fake Screwdriver man? Mabye Knifeman, The Knight of Knifes, something like that
Honestly I thought deadpool
Hit man was my favourite series Jack plays... WHO BLOODY AGREES
15:05
Good accent