LEARNING TO HUMAN | Manual Samuel #1
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2016
- Manual Samuel is your premiere guide on how to human!
Jazzpunk ► • THIS GAME IS HILARIOUS...
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Outro animation created by Cranbersher:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre... - Ігри
Jack, the shoes you were supposed to be wearing were in broad daylight in the giant wardrobe. It even gave you a prompt to put them on! You were too busy monologuing to the camera to notice. But, yeah, that's where they are.
lol
Tailslover13 Ik I wish he would actually read the tool tips or whatever
this bothered.me rly bad
Tailslover13 WhenJack said, "where's my shoes?!" I said, "THEY WERE IN THE CLOSET JACKAMOO!!!! I MEAN JACKABOY!!!!"
Tailslover13 a
This game shows how hard it would be to live if you didnt have a subconscious
Autonomous nervous system*
@@W.R_AU just, a subconscious
A subconscious man on board* ahem!... wait did I say that?
William Rennex it’s when your brain tells you how you feel like if you need to breath or something hurts or you’re too cold and if you didn’t have that then if you were burning while sleeping you would die because your brain wouldn’t tell you to wake up
Hewerton Barros broke your 777 likes
Jack in the begining - fesese happened dude
Jack at the end of the series - STOP SAYING FESESE!!! I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOOD LINEEEEE
jojo reference
@@cataretz9706 here here here we go not funny didn't laugh
*feces
These replies belong to the most party-wrecking people of all of UA-cam
@@thestanley2692 after reading the original comment i’m disappointed you didn’t say party-pooper
Holy shit this was 6 years ago, I remember waiting for each episode of the series to come out. I was 11 in year 7 of school god life was stress free. Ignorance was actually blissful.
Merry Christmas everyone ❤
"Sam decides to check out the rest of hell before making any deals with supernatural beings." IF ONLY SAM WINCHESTER WOULD FOLLOW THIS LOGIC
XD
That's it--the rest of the internet can pack it in. This comment wins the internet for today.
Verna Cotner hhhv
D
bro SPN OMG UR AMAZING
You walked passed the shoes when dressing XD
Faith Lianada I seen that XD
Who needs shoes?! Just walk pass em! :D
Rachel Sweetford its Ikr.. lol just saying
Faith Lianada lol he was to busy looking at his wall
he did,lol
as soon as I clicked on this video I instantly got a wave of nostalgia, I really miss this type of content.
Me too
Same
W H A T T Y P E O F C O N T E N T
Honestly a year later and I feel like jack was in his prime 2-4 years ago with these games. I really enjoyed his subnautica series
4 years later and I couldn't agree more. This was jacksepticeye at his peak. His green hair era was perfect
Sam: *Concentrating on his piss*
Grim Reaper: Hey, dude! Have you seen my- oh..
Aight imma head out.
The most "Aight imma head out" look I have ever seen on the Grim Reaper
jack: I wish I had a shred of life
me: I wish I had a life outside of my phone
me_irl
wish i had a shred of life outside my laptop
me not tho life is better here
top dog same. but outside of the internet/UA-cam
+Tony Miller I do! Laptop _and_ phone!
"Who cares who worked on this game? Just skip to the action" made me laugh so hard. And Jack's face after these words was priceless! He is such a nice person.
Title: *LEARNING TO HUMAN*
Me: **cliiiick**
Same.
Here here here we go not funny didn't laugh
@@fridge7667 What the fuck? What language are you speaking? Jibberish?
@@MatElkk Calm down, its a meme. :)
Jack reads out loud: “reminder: wear pants and SHOES”.
Jack: * doesn’t wear shoes *
DAMMIT JACK!
@Andrewthe random1 r/woosh
@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 All they said was "So." How is that an r/woosh?
@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 1. r/itswooooshwith4os 2. r/thatsnotwhatawooooshis 3. r/ihavereddit
@Andrewthe random1 he forgot to put on shoes
To be fair, he started out with the right intentions. I sometimes forget shoes to go out in, too. :)
Septic death for Sam! Oh the irony...
yeah XD
Willow Ross Sam gets killed by the septic tank
Plot Twist is real
yup
Willow Ross so true, so true
It's actually coincidence, not irony.
why did you not see the shoes in the wardrobe
StephonoGaming i know! I was shouting at the screen when he just walked over them
it even gave him the triggers to put them on
he was too busy talking and not caring about what he was supposed to do at the time.
He looked away right when the prompt came up
lol he happen to look away just at the wrong time (not hating)
I learned where the picture of jack naked with the fruit in 'The boss' came from finally
Dude, the whole "being aware of your breathing" thing always got to me as a kid. Whenever I became aware of my own breathing, I would have to make myself breathe until I forgot again. I don't know wtf was wrong with me, but it bothered me a lot and I would feel winded if I didn't make myself breathe.
That's actually pretty normal I'm fairly sure!
dw, that's most people
Samuel: Become Human
Y e s
My name is literally Samuel ! Lol!
LOL
My name is Samuel. I’m the undead human sent by Death
No no nooooooooo
that birista said holy feces, Sam was hit by a septic tank truck, the licence plate on the septic tank truck said feces, Death said holy feces, I'm starting to see a pattern here.
o shit!
OH FECES!
ArikianWarrior huh. I wonder.....
The truck also had Feces Happens on the side of it.
forgot that
I love how Sam's girlfriend basically beat him with a vegetable to make him a vegetable!🤣💚
I love how Sam's girlfriend hits him so hard he gets unconscious
And it's fine
But oooooh what if he did that
ILLEGAL
Nqaba Nyathi yea the police are simps
@@nqabanyathi7659 👀💅🏻
@@neopolitanbaker3594 white people am i right
@@blazzernovice3923 Shut up literally only 2 black people died STOP OVEREACTING ABOUT LITERALLY ONLY 2 DEATHS
Game: "Then Sam got hit by a truck."
Seán: *"YEaH!"*
Press B to beat your heart
B
B
B
B
B
so Jack, funny story, when Im nervous or upset I draw on my hands, it's a nervous tick I have because I almost always have a pen on me, and one of my favorite things to draw are UA-camrs logos, marks mustache, pewds bro fist, but most of the time I draw septic Sam. so I was sitting at my kitchen table doing home work and I was getting stressed out, so subconsciously I starting doodling on myself, my mom was sitting at the table to peeling potatos (I know ironic) and she was looking at weird until she finally asked "why the actual fuck are you drawing sperm on yourself? I thought you were a lesbian " my drawing skills everyone, making an eyeball look like sperm 👍
Bella More keep drawing! You might become a great tattoo artist!
Your mum sounds cool
Specialized on drawing Sperm tattoos? ^^ No but seriously - continue drawing if you love it :D I bet you'll improve a lot if you practice enough
Bella More How is peeling potatoes ironic
+Bella More
omg hahaha did she not see the pupil or were you not done? 😂😂😂
me: *asks for a mochspecchiatchidobbino (low fat) at starbucks*
starbucks employee: so i see you have chosen death-
I remembered this game like a few years back and it took me 3 years to find it. And i have succeeded.
I can't be the only one who feels like this is the Stanley Parable
I thought I was the only one
SohamYT i feel like thatt too
ikr
yeah
OOOOOooooohhhh that's what it was... I was thinking "Were have I seen a main character who doesn't talk much and a narrator who calls him a moron for doing moronic things before?"
I wonder what Jack thought when he saw the shoes in editing.
FUCK! 😂
Dealwitit I am very much sure Jack doesn't edit his own videos :3 I'm pretty sure he mentioned it a few times, someone edits for him :) one of his friends :D
He has an editor that edits some of his videos, not all of them but quite a few. It's possible he edited this one since it was just 20 minutes of straight footage, he doesn't bother sending easy ones like this to his editor.
Singing Gamer he missed the shoes he was supposed to put on because he was talking to us.
+Queen Cookie Robin or "pixlpit" as he's known as on UA-cam edits most of his videos, but Jack said he still edits some videos though.
Iv’e watched this series like 4 times and I still laugh at everything 😂
When Sam was dancing, Jack started singing Thriller, by Michael Jackson.
I am very proud of him!
"P.s. he is not" "p.s. he is not? I'm ready!" *literally forgets shoes* *doesn't notice until reaches door after exiting it*
Who saw the "F3C35" on the Truck?
Me
Me
Feces
Ye feces (ITS NOT A BADWORD ITS POOP IN ANOTHER WORD)
maracrossite YT are you 7
Me: *Playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time while watching this video*
Jack: “What game are you playing? Zelda?”
:o
I would b like:O_O,are-are-.Jack,Are you-are-are you fricking st-s-st-st-stalking me?!
I had a major stroke in April and I'm in recovery. I relate so hard to Sam 🤣
Primrose Path if this is true... get well soon and stay strong!
Omg, are you ok? I hope you get better soon
I hope you are okay now. If not I hope you'll be better soon!😁😁😁
Thinking of you - hope recovery is going smoothly!
Swift recovery and God bless you with good health and prosperity.
I'm grateful to the developers for this; they could easily have made it a frustrating QWOP-level ragefest, but they actually took the concept and made something FUN. Take a note, other developers. This is how you make a fun game.
Jack, be happy Sam doesn't need to manually make his heart pump blood!
Eve Hello :D yeah that was what I was thinking!
don't give the game dev ideas. you fools have doomed us all! (jk)
Yeah that's what I was thinking XD
What's your second favorite type of humor? *Anti*-Humor?
Hahahaha, I'm so sorry, Dark and Anti humor are the best, my favorite.
bro Anti-Matter! hell yea! someone else who like quantum physics
Ido
2019 anny one and death looks like papyrus but under fresh
I WAS ABOUT SAY THAT
How about, you stop talking about undertale for 3 mf seconds.
@@LethalMonarch i can't i'm DETERMINED to talk about it every living second sorry but i mean feel free to try and stop me NYEHEHEHEHE
Yeah but it is a neat idea but I bet it could be annoying sometimes.
If you say who’s here in 2019 in 2019 everyone is here in 2019
I just read the title and like " Yup that's Jacksepticeye."
How'd you know? Is it because the title is in caps?
Cool
that game is AMAZING!
please continue it...
I agree
sansy sans
SANSational
Blavic _the_Warlord
Kill me
hey me and sans are just Punny type of guys xD
God DAMN that intro is apocalyptic. Burst my eardrums and leave me crying
If Samuel try to "smile" in that condition he would look like Trollface
My gosh, this game is so fun and you have so much fun with it - it has to become a series! :)
Polish English I know
the Thug Life part killed me XD
I know, right? :) It was one of the best parts in my opinion as well! :D
Norwegian English is what it is ;-)
way too funny xD
you missed your shoes jack
When Jack inhaled and exhaled, I tried to do it in. I breathed in. Then, when I breathed out, I let out one of my loudest burps yet. My mother checked if I was OK.
Same but I almost shit myself
Hunnie B. Breathing and burping. Lovely
True Talent
I refuse to like.... because 69 likes
Hunnie B
Sam gets hit by a septic tank while jack is watching all of it
Don’t you just hate having to blink and breath?
He forgot the shoes,, this is gonna bother me, so much..
he left it in the closet room
I know
Eelaree Dojovani IKRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ok humans need shoes well not but they should
Hai World
Death should really take a trip to Chicago, I bet he'd love the pizza.
Helena yasss SPN fam!
As someone from Chicago, I agree...... it's to die for!
(sorry)
Yes
Frankly with the daily gang murders in Chicago, I'm sure he's been there before.
Everytime Samuel’s spin breaks, it’s the most abrupt motion and sound and it’s so funny 😂
Ahh...old jack ,the one with the best hair
Huh. So THIS is the origin story of Septiceye Sam. This explains a lot.
What, the car crash explains a lot ?
No. The other Same, standing to the side, who got a bit of septic stuff in a eye that he had taken from a dead body.
*Don't you just hate when you have to breathe?*
YAAAA
*As. A. Robot. I. Am. Offended. And Onended.*
Yeet Boi I do hate that you have to brave
UGH IT'S SO ANNOYING!
YES
Even years have passed this made me breathe manually when watching
Seriously!
He's not unconscious, his eyes are open - *LOOK AT THAT KID GO!* **MUSIC**
5:52 Anyone noticed the license plate of the truck says feces? F3C35
Turkish Russian yep
Turkish Russian I do
everyone does
Jeffreylikeshorror it means poop
you are in h*** 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣 but etleast your alive ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺.
If I was Sam, I would just lay in bed all day, then I would survive
Except you'd fall asleep and stop breathing.
@@JamUsagi
I wouldn't fall asleep... I'd just watch videos, breathing and blinking.
you wold forget to beatr your heart
Dead wouldn't allow that though.
Donut That's what I do with my life right now
I’m playing this 6 years later on my ps4 I saw it and immediately reminded me of watching your play thru the nostalgia is real jack you really brightened my child hood
2:46 that kid is me playing pokemon on the bus while the kid behind me keeps looking over my shoulder
Who else is bingewatching old videos?
SmolDutchieArtZ I've been doing that for like 4 days now
This and cuphead
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I just saw that reference from "the boss" fruit picture. I GET IT NOW
Me
Mommy! Mommy! A weird voice in a funny game told me I was good at existing!
I've been recently watching these older vids and this all just brings me joy
Jack: I love Dark humor
Me:*gasp* SAAMMMEEE!
“respected politician" there's an oxymoron if ever I heard one
Ninja Greg Show Ha true
Ninja Greg Show HERES OUR NEXT DONALD TRUMP
RespectED versus respectABLE
Dallon litterally dabbing ._. 8
Ninja Greg Show
Like for jack? NOW OR DIE 25 MINUTES
When we die in 25 minutes do we get to chill with Death? He seems pretty cool
QuirkyQuin Lol
Anab Adan
I just like Jack
I LOVE jack
I have just bought and played through the game after having seen half of jacks play through. Am glad I ended up playing it myself, having a better grasp of English a few years later, and will now enjoy watching the your entire play through!
Watching this in 2024 is so different, especially with his intro and getting straight to the point of the games he plays 😂
Is it not the same anymore? 😢
@@AstarionWifey he doesn’t talk as fast anymore, gets straight into the game and doesn’t make much commentary until the end
@@beansmith9370 thats definitely a huge change
😭
I would love to see more of this Jack.
Me too!
Good news
You are now breathing manually and notice every time you blink
You're welcome
goddamit dude
Carter Brady yyyyyyyyyy
You suck.
Carter Brady no I'm not
Oh god, soon I'll be noticing my heart beating
The evil laugh through the intro gets me every time😂
4:08 I noticed that this store was most likely bought by or is sponsored by Sam’s family bc it looks like their portrait in the background. 😂
Sam is in hell AGAIN CAS could you please come save him again
Sophia Campbell 😂👏
Omg! Idea! There should be a mode where Sam has to make his heart beat and he has to digest manually! That would be so crazy!
Also, he'd have to sweat manually too.
Hey, you do it too! It keeps you from overheating! 😝
um ew
Ok ok sorry. But it is a cool idea tho.
no i agree i was mimicking the other person lol
Oh wow, throwing coffee at the face of the dude who looks half dead and just got hit with a bottle, yeah sure
The coffee is pronounced Mokspekiatkidobino (in italian, ch is pronounced with a k sound).
It doesn't mean anything.
get it
SEPTIC TANK
SAM
also the guy lost his shoe and his name is SAM
fangirls and fanboys everywhere
idkhailey yea your an idiot
DaRealMvp Wee i can ahree
idkhailey what do you expect he's best youtuber he should. Have all subs
Fothan Swift nah he deserves to be third mark is way better jack is just a lunatic screaming I like them both but mark or better and pewds is the greatest youtuber and he always will be
DaRealMvp Wee It's debatable. Besides there are more gaming UA-camrs than Pewds, Jack and Mark. Its usually them being debated and no one cares about others because "lower sub amount". Prove me wrong, but it feels like it.
"You get to be a struggling freelance Artist! Oh my, that'll be all your shreds, dear Sir"
Noooooooo!
Best line in the game so far.
The grim reaper looks like Papyrus when he realizes what people do to be cool 😎 😂
No no no...pls dont do this to my innocent paps...noooo....i like inno paps he's more cooler
R P Yeah
Hey I know this is an old video but I just wanted to say thank you for all the laughs don’t ever stop what you’re doing because your vids have helped me through really tough times so never stop and thank you so much
Dark joke: there was a man who was married to Lorraine, bit he was having an affair with a girl named Clearly. Mysteriously one day Lorraine died. At her funeral the man sang, "I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone"
Faith Bernaden damn....
Really dark joke: why did 10 die. He was in the middle of 9,11
Too good
Wow
My reply is a bit late but the joke is just as funny as it would have been 10 months ago
God, Samuel forgot how to leg day
wha*
Drunk me: I swear he's played this before.
Also drunk me: oh shit this video is 3 years old.
I got recommended this recently and I’m gonna watch the whole series
See? Broccoli IS dangerous!
TotalNoobasaur I KNEW IT
TotalNoobasaur bwahahahaha
No bottles are dangerous
*does the worm across the closet*
Sara Hawkins Lol 😂
love your vidos jack it is me dylan
Sarah Rodgers awww you have my name tooooooo that's so cute
Crystal Clarke awe lil adorable bean
Crystal Clarke Im not the jackaboy sadly 3:
17:57 now that was a perfect distraction (forgot shoes)
The moment he said that it sucks when you're suddenly aware of your breathing made me aware of my breathing
Man, I remember seeing this when it came out. Has it really be 2 fucking years? Man, time is going way too fast.
kingoffurios Sean curses all the time, along with all the friends he plays with, I don't really see the problem to be honest
People don't have to conform just cause you don't like when people curse.
Yeah.
Not 4 me boi
I'm still trying to Human XD
Same...
LullabyHeart
Like is there a guide or manual or something??
me too
I accept I'm not human
Kristina Marsh beach
I've watched this let's play over 100 times and I'm not mad about it.
I like how the C/C creator congratulated themselves with credits
PLAY MORE! THAT WAS AWESOME
Ps. Love ya jack
Why is your profile pic Sean though? He is handsome but... really?
Aid-Mazing Gaming shut up. Sorry but your opinion is unnecessary.
Qill that was a question not an opinion. the part where they say Sean is handsome is an opinion.
+Qill K then?
Sam came back from hell....AGAIN
What ? xD
He went there for vacation a few years ago.
TabbyclawProductions "vacation"
Is that a Supernatural reference I smell?
aye supernatural fam
Lol the credits it says “ps: we’re single”
Omg, it does 😂😂😂
18:57 a reference to an old show in the late/mid 70s called i love lucy. Its on Hulu if anyones curious.
Feel old yet?
I love Lucy was much older than the 90s
@@petercenteno8095 oop sorry was it the 70s?
It was older than the 70's.
Jack has literally the cutest smile
Jack i know you'll probably never see this but i want to thank you for being so amazing and making videos for us and making us happy i was suicidal for years and i thought there was no hope but i am getting through it thanks to my best friend suggesting that i go check out you and mark's channels and now whenever i'm sad or feeling suicidal i watch you and laugh my head off until i'm better so thank you
leopard larocque same with me but I wasn't suicidal I was just in a bad place and didn't know what to do, happy ur getting better
thanks
*hugs you both*
man i am happy for you.you just made my day (idk why)
i mean i didn't do anything but still
I love the fountain outside of the coffee shop at the beginning of the video. Super classy 😂
Hi there! I don’t know why I’m just now coming across your channel and videos. You seem like a nice and funny guy and I absolutely love your accent ❤️❤️❤️
Can we appreciate the fact that it was a highway to Hell? XD
I appreciate the AC/DC Reference my friend!
Im on the HIGHWAY TO HELL do do HIGHWAY TO HEII
SareneGrace HIGHWAY TO HEEEEEELLLLL
I can't tell if you mean the music which was heard in BIA:HH, or the actual AC/DC song. I'm probably just dumb, though.
IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!! HIGHWAY TO HELL!!! IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!!
anyone think of troll face quest because of the art style
Yea the troll quest games
I do :)
No
I do to
I was wodering why it looked so similar.
First video I ever watched on Sean’s channel, come back every year
back :)
*Iv been looking for this for a year finally*