4 Levels of Mashed Potatoes: Amateur to Food Scientist | Epicurious

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  • @orangesmoothie6298
    @orangesmoothie6298 5 років тому +10249

    My favorite thing about this series is how a chef will always say to never do something, and it will immediately cut to one of the others doing that exact thing every time

    • @davidsun6364
      @davidsun6364 4 роки тому +196

      The literal only reason I watch this

    • @lexymartin6841
      @lexymartin6841 4 роки тому +146

      The shade

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 4 роки тому +65

      Lorenzo always does this sometimes the level 1 chef doesn't make the mistake
      Saying that I always cook the way he cooks

    • @benaldworth783
      @benaldworth783 4 роки тому +97

      Best example is in the cheesecake one with the egg yolk conundrum.
      Level 1 Guy: I got yolk in my whites so imma have to keep trying till I get pure whites
      Level 3 guy: just use some shell to get out any excess yolk

    • @brianborrego8563
      @brianborrego8563 4 роки тому +3

      Yes except hers were mini potatoes

  • @k_rose2k
    @k_rose2k 5 років тому +21181

    “Honey, when will the mashed potatoes be ready?”
    “Oh not that long - I just have to let the butter culture for 36 hours.”

    • @Random1nations
      @Random1nations 5 років тому +804

      "Why did I marry you in the first place?"

    • @BLVCKSCORP
      @BLVCKSCORP 5 років тому +931

      *"cause u just freaking love my mashed potatoes"*

    • @Ma121Hunter
      @Ma121Hunter 5 років тому +893

      Are they even really mashed potatoes at this point? I mean there's smoked hay, smoked salt, chicken wing and truffle sauce, wine, home made butter? I get the feeling he spent 16 years of his career making the one batch of potatoes. lol.

    • @starlakelsey2782
      @starlakelsey2782 5 років тому +85

      Best comment and thread by far! Kudos...still laughing

    • @jixo6294
      @jixo6294 5 років тому +37

      @@starlakelsey2782 Until You came

  • @fluffiddy6515
    @fluffiddy6515 5 років тому +5043

    Everybody gangsta till the lvl 3 starts putting hay in his tatoes

    • @Limpen
      @Limpen 4 роки тому +53

      Fluffiddy pohaytoes

    • @wow-si6th
      @wow-si6th 4 роки тому +19

      Why did I read “taytoes” in Conan O’Brien’s voice lmaoooo

    • @Krokodilius
      @Krokodilius 4 роки тому +42

      he lost me at waiting 36 hours for cream....i gotta plan 2 days in advance to eat potatoes? lmao

    • @cheezbunni3530
      @cheezbunni3530 4 роки тому +12

      Unfortunately it’s not half a cheesecake

    • @MeganHaun13
      @MeganHaun13 4 роки тому +3

      For real, that’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen seen and heard of in my life

  • @whythelongface1
    @whythelongface1 3 роки тому +3590

    Level 3 chef : Don't run to your nearest field for the hay, you might not get the flavor profile you're looking for
    How did he even say that with a straight face?!

    • @justicejoycetv
      @justicejoycetv 3 роки тому +121

      Like really?!!? *I had to come to the comments to ensure I heard him correctly. Then, where does one buy hayyy to cook with? And, my folks farmed + cook. Never heard of such along with 36 hours.* Diablo.

    • @piratebecka6985
      @piratebecka6985 3 роки тому +142

      Welcome to British humour :)

    • @terryfang
      @terryfang 3 роки тому +66

      He's British

    • @bearcatfan1000
      @bearcatfan1000 3 роки тому +64

      The thing I’m trying to understand is if he was even trying to be funny. The wording says yes, but his demeanor says no lol

    • @lawd1804
      @lawd1804 3 роки тому +16

      🤣🤭😂🙆🏾‍♀️ really why I run to my nearest field he has a passive humor

  • @nolangodfrey6678
    @nolangodfrey6678 5 років тому +12093

    I feel like Lorenzo makes every dish in existence once a week

    • @sylvanafow1340
      @sylvanafow1340 5 років тому +30

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @p0r
      @p0r 5 років тому +583

      Lorenzo's week lasts for at least an year.

    • @michaelsnow3
      @michaelsnow3 5 років тому +25

      Exactly what I thought lmao

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina 5 років тому +169

      Dammit, you beat me. I was going to say "I think we know Lorenzo's weekly menu by now." He does totally say "I make this about once a week/every ____ day of the week."

    • @ChaS4m
      @ChaS4m 5 років тому +154

      Imagine how great it would be to eat at Lorenzo’s house. Like he invites you over to eat.

  • @mytruckinlifeace4047
    @mytruckinlifeace4047 5 років тому +15890

    The one thing I wish this series would do is let them taste each other’s dishes.

    • @LeaRama
      @LeaRama 5 років тому +130

      I think that too!

    • @abandonedchannel79
      @abandonedchannel79 5 років тому +473

      but they would have to get the level 3 chef like 2 days before the others

    • @JessiCanalesSings
      @JessiCanalesSings 5 років тому +318

      Or have someone taste test and vote for the one they like the best to have a winning recipe!

    • @M3I0n_Me
      @M3I0n_Me 4 роки тому +13

      Then the level 1s would be level 3s

    • @thewaysofmylife
      @thewaysofmylife 4 роки тому +110

      1000000% would make the show better vs the expert explains

  • @Eranthis
    @Eranthis 4 роки тому +5741

    Level 1: Mom makes a side
    Level 2: Thanksgiving dinner
    Level 3: Feeding the Queen

    • @lukewhite9237
      @lukewhite9237 4 роки тому +145

      Is the queen even fancy enough for these potatoes

    • @subrosa7mm
      @subrosa7mm 4 роки тому +50

      The queen would have to wait 36 hrs for the butter to cure if she wanted him to make them. Unless he happen to have some on hand.

    • @lizetteolsen3218
      @lizetteolsen3218 4 роки тому +11

      Exactly--the pro level was ridiculous

    • @Sueiga
      @Sueiga 4 роки тому +14

      He literally used Truffles on a mashed potatoes dish...

    • @elvgamez3864
      @elvgamez3864 4 роки тому +6

      Melinda C or they could just tell him to cook it in advance so the butter would be ready

  • @Learnamericanenglishonline
    @Learnamericanenglishonline 3 роки тому +3651

    The chef lost me when he brought out the hay.

    • @meggrotte4760
      @meggrotte4760 3 роки тому +70

      Yeah he lost me at hey too

    • @jenwhite8832
      @jenwhite8832 3 роки тому +210

      I thought this comment was a joke, until he literally brought out hay 😭

    • @lindencamelback2305
      @lindencamelback2305 3 роки тому +116

      Yeah, three days to make mashed potatoes seems a little much.

    • @canadian_potato1339
      @canadian_potato1339 3 роки тому +58

      He’s so pretensions

    • @beannie4050
      @beannie4050 3 роки тому +24

      Na uh, he said not just an ordinary hay haha still wondering what’s special with that hay

  • @jayt7628
    @jayt7628 5 років тому +3334

    Level 3 chef: “some people use cheese in their mashed potatoes, I use dragon scale dust.”

    • @TicTocRobotSnot
      @TicTocRobotSnot 5 років тому +150

      ...and these glowing shrooms found by my truffle hunting pig under a talking tree in an enchanted forest.

    • @jamesss8094
      @jamesss8094 5 років тому +113

      Also level 3 chef: btw im using hell fire to cook this.

    • @killmouse4563
      @killmouse4563 5 років тому +46

      I use a little splash of monuyomnû jamjjiionlkmonzæ.

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 5 років тому +72

      Don’t forget the ceramic bowl I personally made using the clay I mined in my backyard

    • @wagamama7314
      @wagamama7314 5 років тому +71

      People use regular salt, I tend to use salt from mermaid's tear

  • @taerrificpjms4133
    @taerrificpjms4133 5 років тому +3313

    professional chef of 16 years: Do NOT add them to warm water
    Emily: aight water's boiling perfect time to add potatoes

    • @Rhakio
      @Rhakio 5 років тому +67

      And he's right

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman 5 років тому +146

      @@Rhakio yeah, he's right but we all were happy eating the ones plopped into boiling water our whole lives.

    • @alja4991
      @alja4991 5 років тому +81

      I've never seen anyone add potatoes to already boiling water... What?!

    • @veongpeong6808
      @veongpeong6808 5 років тому +21

      Yes but thank god she use smaller type of potatoes so it is not ruined

    • @tankstone3
      @tankstone3 5 років тому +14

      Damn right, but now I know butter....I mean better.

  • @Kalypsoo
    @Kalypsoo 5 років тому +3686

    When the joke "level 3 chef makes his own butter" become a reality

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 5 років тому +13

      @LMAO LMAO Dead joke.

    • @Dreadnaught1985
      @Dreadnaught1985 5 років тому +16

      wait a moment, we don't all make our own butter? But where do you get yours from?

    • @heckinbasedandinkpilledoct7459
      @heckinbasedandinkpilledoct7459 5 років тому +46

      lol to be fair, I’m sure his mashed potatoes are pretty good

    • @floralrune
      @floralrune 5 років тому +11

      @Dreadnaught1985 the ally down the block

    • @chaseware3181
      @chaseware3181 5 років тому +3

      Were I live we also make homemade butter best way to have it!

  • @serpentlili
    @serpentlili 3 роки тому +602

    Actually, I tried smoking mashed potatoes after watching Barry do it because I was curious and it tasted pretty damn good.

    • @zanetseng6779
      @zanetseng6779 2 роки тому +73

      Good to see someone try something from level 3, appreciate the effort.

    • @dariabernstein2299
      @dariabernstein2299 2 роки тому +41

      @@zanetseng6779 I use Frank’s recipes al the damn time and my friends are still annoyed with me bringing my own pickled stuff/ sauces and so on

    • @Goodbye331
      @Goodbye331 2 роки тому +7

      I like to use smoked cheddar cheese in mine. It’s awesome

    • @TheCatD
      @TheCatD 2 роки тому +4

      Braver than me! Hope you got the right hay! lol

    • @veeasaurus
      @veeasaurus Рік тому +8

      did you run to your nearest field to find it?

  • @sanchitsehgal276
    @sanchitsehgal276 5 років тому +8622

    Level 10 Chef: "So first we're going to start by making our own frying pan."

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman 5 років тому +333

      After we build our own forge.

    • @user-dx8nj7qj2g
      @user-dx8nj7qj2g 5 років тому +297

      Level 10 chef: "I'm actually a part time black smith"

    • @k.a.3877
      @k.a.3877 5 років тому +25

      Something alex the french guy would say...

    • @trevornguyen2275
      @trevornguyen2275 5 років тому +114

      I’m also a woodworker and we will make our own table and cutting board

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman 5 років тому +73

      And we are also quarrying for our own iron.

  • @Rockinxsteve
    @Rockinxsteve 5 років тому +2910

    Emily: lemme just read the instructions
    Lorenzo: I like a little potatoes on my
    butter
    Level three chef: For that reason we will be using hay

    • @chelsea.hall1
      @chelsea.hall1 5 років тому +6

      Ethan Moreno this sent me 😂😂😂

    • @michellesmith8912
      @michellesmith8912 5 років тому

      LMAO.

    • @ayemrscarter
      @ayemrscarter 5 років тому

      HAAHAHA

    • @chaaander
      @chaaander 5 років тому +4

      To be fair to the level-3 chef, smoked/toasted hay smells incredible. It's one of those ingredients you don't get until you've experienced it firsthand.

  • @astrogeek1000
    @astrogeek1000 5 років тому +1995

    Me at the store tomorrow: Do you carry hay for smoking mashed potatoes?
    Store clerk: ......wut?

    • @rydellgarcia5266
      @rydellgarcia5266 5 років тому +1

      wut ta fuk

    • @zanibot426
      @zanibot426 5 років тому +9

      Store clerk: oh, let me check- wait did you just say _HAY_ ?

    • @JINGLI723
      @JINGLI723 5 років тому

      Its just normal hay for like horses etc..

    • @ela2008
      @ela2008 4 роки тому

      hahahahahaaa

    • @deeez00
      @deeez00 4 роки тому +2

      Snoop Dogg may have the best way to smoke mashed potatoes. 🥳

  • @raym1477
    @raym1477 5 років тому +17667

    Smoking your potatoes with hay is beyond extra.

    • @stp9640316
      @stp9640316 5 років тому +1837

      Look at his eyes, I'm sure potatoes aren't the only thing that had been smoking.

    • @brij7042
      @brij7042 5 років тому +131

      @@stp9640316 😂😂😂

    • @ichigopockychan
      @ichigopockychan 5 років тому +679

      If I wanted my food to taste like grass, I would have gone outside to eat a bag of lawn clippings

    • @camper1749
      @camper1749 5 років тому +170

      @@ichigopockychan I'm sure you do that on a daily basis.

    • @darkwingchuck5005
      @darkwingchuck5005 5 років тому +522

      If smoking in hay is beyond extra then making your own butter is literally doing the most. And then he comes with the truffles.

  • @yangkai54321
    @yangkai54321 4 роки тому +1704

    Barry's mashed potatoes had so many notes it could've been a song

    • @dariakonoplianko
      @dariakonoplianko 4 роки тому +10

      Song Yang Kai I’m dead 😵

    • @zForce4
      @zForce4 4 роки тому +10

      This is like the only good joke I see in the comment section

    • @lima-gt8th
      @lima-gt8th 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfaooo

    • @Joseph_mama
      @Joseph_mama 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @itztomato44
      @itztomato44 4 роки тому

      @@zForce4 ikr all the others comment are copied or repeated a lot of times

  • @shahidkazi1700
    @shahidkazi1700 5 років тому +4995

    Level 3 Chef: So i planted these potatoes 15 years ago in Japan for this dish.

    • @scarletbailey6086
      @scarletbailey6086 5 років тому +42

      Shahid Kazi I feel like Japan is such a random country lol

    • @trashcantacos
      @trashcantacos 5 років тому +6

      @Nicolaus Volentius Where are you from? Your name looks Greek 🤔

    • @ChrisKunzler
      @ChrisKunzler 5 років тому +9

      milks his own cow

    • @VASU-on6gy
      @VASU-on6gy 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @trashcantacos
      @trashcantacos 5 років тому

      @Nicolaus Volentius Is that in Greece? Cause I think there's a Sonoran desert in Mexico/ the US

  • @joycabrera461
    @joycabrera461 2 роки тому +430

    Emily's mashed potatoes are the type that I would do on a regular day.
    Lorenzo's I would make on a Sunday night or decadent dinner.
    Barry's mashed potatoes - - I will never make, not once, not even in my dreams.

    • @susankistler5204
      @susankistler5204 2 роки тому +18

      Agreed. Not just because they would take forever and be stupid-expensive for potatoes, but because they look like baby food and I don't want smoky potatoes.

    • @durendenmp812
      @durendenmp812 Рік тому +5

      I might have to try mashing them through a strainer once to see how much difference it actually makes, but I doubt I'll ever be hay-smoking my mashed potatoes

    • @praisealcolic
      @praisealcolic Рік тому

      😂

    • @RonJDuncan
      @RonJDuncan 9 місяців тому

      @@durendenmp812 Thomas Keller of The French Laundry uses the technique of putting the potatoes through a tamis as was seen here. Trying to find La Ratte variety of fingerling potatoes isn't easy, but Yukon gold is close. Further, you don't need to peel ahead of time because the skins won't pass through the tamis
      It's definitely the best method because using a food processor or mixer makes them super gummy.

  • @AnAbstractMind
    @AnAbstractMind 5 років тому +1482

    Level 3 chef: “For this simple ingredient, things get a little tricky because it doesn’t exist yet. So I built a time machine to travel into the future to retrieve it.”

    • @K-A5
      @K-A5 5 років тому +6

      Lmao my favorite comment right here

    • @PropelledGamersz
      @PropelledGamersz 5 років тому +12

      lmfao i was thinking that this whole episode. Level 3 chef went all over the world for his ingredients. Indian peppercorn, specialized hay, european salt.

    • @josefpanzer2774
      @josefpanzer2774 5 років тому +3

      lmfaooooooooooo top comment

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 5 років тому

      HAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHA I laughed like a gremlin at this one

  • @pretty948
    @pretty948 4 роки тому +5485

    Lorenzo has like 50 meals a day. He literally makes everything once a week.

    • @nirajkasaudhan6632
      @nirajkasaudhan6632 3 роки тому +146

      Look at his arm he really have 50 meals a day🥴

    • @mirandablair8850
      @mirandablair8850 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Qwerty-mr3uv
      @Qwerty-mr3uv 3 роки тому +97

      Yeah tacos every tuesday, french toast every month and now mash potatoes at least once a week

    • @weiyili9740
      @weiyili9740 3 роки тому +113

      To be fair, mash potato is a very common side dish with lots of dishes.

    • @border_line.
      @border_line. 3 роки тому +9

      @Nick W i feel judged

  • @archieyiu7111
    @archieyiu7111 5 років тому +593

    Me: orders mashed potato at fancy restaurant
    30 hours later
    Waiter: sorry sir, only 10 hours until fermentation is done

  • @_sparkles.swarley_
    @_sparkles.swarley_ 3 роки тому +254

    Legend has it Frank's currently cultivating the potatoes for the mashed potatoes

    • @peggyling8144
      @peggyling8144 3 роки тому +7

      I was scrolling through the comments hoping someone would say something about Frank and babe you did not disappoint 😂

    • @mnmblancket5199
      @mnmblancket5199 2 роки тому +5

      my guy hes making the seed😂

    • @hazyhalfmoon
      @hazyhalfmoon 2 роки тому +1

      Now now, I’m sure he’s procured his potato’s from a special elite exclusive potato dealer

    • @_sparkles.swarley_
      @_sparkles.swarley_ 2 роки тому

      @@peggyling8144 how am I seeing this 10 months later!?! Thank you for the compliment bub.🤍

  • @jarvindriftwood
    @jarvindriftwood 4 роки тому +3476

    Level 1: Mashed potatoes.
    Level 2: Riced potatoes.
    Level 3: Pushed through a screen door potatoes.

    • @-AnweshaDas-
      @-AnweshaDas- 4 роки тому +51

      I've been laughing at this comment for a while now 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cindycadichon8979
      @cindycadichon8979 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ethanolcarbonyl4025
      @ethanolcarbonyl4025 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @markparisi9338
      @markparisi9338 4 роки тому +7

      Best laugh I've had in a while 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @serpyyy101
      @serpyyy101 4 роки тому +5

      Made my day😂😂😂😂

  • @llennsky
    @llennsky 5 років тому +5943

    Lets be honest, when Emily didn’t use instant powder mashed potatoes, she exceeded level one........until she pulled out the gravy

    • @thefingerofgod69
      @thefingerofgod69 5 років тому +138

      I actually kind of liked her's the best until that nasty gravy! LOL

    • @toriellsimon9075
      @toriellsimon9075 5 років тому +30

      Allen Jasper Aquino take the gravy out because any gravy is overrated and imo she had the best potatoes

    • @tirofinale1133
      @tirofinale1133 5 років тому +88

      What's wrong with that? Instant gravy is pretty good as long as you pick the right brand.

    • @Sl1ckG0ku
      @Sl1ckG0ku 5 років тому +2

      Allen Jasper Aquino She got Forward aerialed right back down to level 1

    • @beautytokpa3873
      @beautytokpa3873 5 років тому +6

      Allen Jasper Aquino right I was hyping her up until I saw that gravy packed

  • @dreadnought5409
    @dreadnought5409 5 років тому +2094

    Lorenzo and the level three guy: Alright, time to put these potatoes in cold water, so they cook correctly.
    Emily: Alright, I got my water boiling from the depths of hell, ready to cook these boys up.

    • @dinotoko7085
      @dinotoko7085 4 роки тому +3

      The Ones 😂😂

    • @mollybean461
      @mollybean461 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @ThermiteThonk
      @ThermiteThonk 4 роки тому +3

      rip and tear...until it is done.

    • @bigwhoops3134
      @bigwhoops3134 4 роки тому

      @GinsuJunior *chainsaw sounds*

    • @franchescamayialmonte1303
      @franchescamayialmonte1303 4 роки тому

      Haha I do not use hot water for mine just because I’m done peeling and cutting them before the water boils, so I’m not gonna be there just waiting for it to boil 😂

  • @sweetlorikeet
    @sweetlorikeet 3 роки тому +423

    All levels: Mashed potatoes are a great side dish!
    Me: Mashed potatoes are the main dish.

    • @r1l3y4
      @r1l3y4 3 роки тому +1

      True

    • @bubble8829
      @bubble8829 3 роки тому +9

      Except Lorenzo. He said he'd eat it for Sunday dinner. Love his honesty.

    • @Dreyno
      @Dreyno 2 роки тому +6

      Your Irish passport is in the post 👍

    • @LitRandomness
      @LitRandomness 2 роки тому +1

      Buttery mashed potatoes… mmmm….

    • @sammiepittman3130
      @sammiepittman3130 2 роки тому

      THANK YOU

  • @Molly-pt5ir
    @Molly-pt5ir 5 років тому +4384

    "I'm level one, it's okay if it looks terrible" Emily is the only person we can ever truly relate to

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 5 років тому +31

      Not me. That's why a lot of cooking shows ended because people just wanted to watch Rachael Ray make casseroles.

    • @RubenGarcia-eg6mi
      @RubenGarcia-eg6mi 5 років тому +17

      Not me either, I do not put ketchup in my meal

    • @nightangel3578
      @nightangel3578 5 років тому +39

      Nah, fam. You should strive to be a level two at least.

    • @ana_espriella
      @ana_espriella 5 років тому +10

      Me neither. I do my food everyday, try new recepies, used to cook for my brothers... I'm actually a level 2 :)

    • @doggyhotpot
      @doggyhotpot 5 років тому +8

      Ana Espriella u suck

  • @michaelavinton8026
    @michaelavinton8026 4 роки тому +5397

    How many days in a week does lorenzo have? He makes EVERY DISH "once a week"

    • @yellowhero5413
      @yellowhero5413 4 роки тому +121

      Michaela Vinton He makes a dish once a week every month

    • @Risaala
      @Risaala 4 роки тому +107

      Thank you, yes! I thought the same thing. But then, as sheltering-in-place-because-of-Covid has taught us: WHAT EVEN IS TIME???

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 4 роки тому +23

      Michaela Vinton frllll, i wonder what he does for work

    • @telajahmathieu1462
      @telajahmathieu1462 4 роки тому +18

      IKR, Lorenzo is hilarious

    • @warcrabs
      @warcrabs 4 роки тому +18

      Michaela Vinton 3 meals per day, ~3 items of food per meal, 7 days a week. Makes sense

  • @dreadnought5409
    @dreadnought5409 5 років тому +1438

    Emily: Makes pretty bland potatoes
    Lorenzo lord of butter: BUTTER is my religion
    Level three chef: These potatoes have every single possible taste imaginable, that you will start to see colors

    • @danielledavis2794
      @danielledavis2794 4 роки тому +37

      We usually do see colors 🤔

    • @adelinoaplaon666
      @adelinoaplaon666 4 роки тому +6

      Butter is my religion 😂

    • @PisciaRagazzo
      @PisciaRagazzo 4 роки тому +11

      Idk what you mean. Emily’s potatoes were the best looking

    • @Starlight-wm9uw
      @Starlight-wm9uw 4 роки тому +4

      Level 3: and your clothes will come off (eyyyyyyyy)

    • @AIRC103
      @AIRC103 4 роки тому +1

      @@danielledavis2794 not if ur colorblind

  • @CreepSoldier
    @CreepSoldier 2 роки тому +64

    Level 1: Mashed potatoes your mom makes.
    Level 2: Mashed potatoes your local popular restaurant makes.
    Level 3: Mashed potatoes you will only ever see on TV shows, movies or very expenssive restaurants

  • @abduttayyebhassanali4282
    @abduttayyebhassanali4282 4 роки тому +2252

    Mom: we’re having mash today
    Me: okay, I’ll bring home the hay
    Mom: remember to get the right flavour profile hay this time

    • @randomgirl6178
      @randomgirl6178 3 роки тому +24

      if this comment were a material, it would be gold

    • @jamesprior2496
      @jamesprior2496 3 роки тому +27

      Oops! You'll have to wait 36 hours before they're ready.

    • @Filce
      @Filce 3 роки тому +2

      @@randomgirl6178 some may say this comment is Solid Gold

    • @SUPADAV1212
      @SUPADAV1212 2 роки тому +5

      @@jamesprior2496 you are wrong we would have to wait 36 hours just for 1 ingredient

    • @MusikaNiHakay
      @MusikaNiHakay 2 роки тому

      hahhahahhahha

  • @naraabi57
    @naraabi57 4 роки тому +2236

    Lvl 100 chef : 'so we start by mining iron ore for our cast iron'

    • @Skittles1987
      @Skittles1987 4 роки тому +124

      Level 1000 chef: so we start chopping wood for our picaxe to mine Iron for our cast iron

    • @davidsun6364
      @davidsun6364 4 роки тому +99

      @@Skittles1987 Level 10000 chef: so we start breeding humans to actually have creatures intelligent enough to hold a spoon

    • @bisquits8175
      @bisquits8175 4 роки тому +63

      @@davidsun6364 lvl 1000000 : so we start combining human and potato dna, to make human pooping mashed potato and peeing gravy

    • @christianb572
      @christianb572 4 роки тому +24

      That sounds a lot like Frank 😜

    • @meganlim2891
      @meganlim2891 4 роки тому +5

      This is the best thread here

  • @realjfk5350
    @realjfk5350 5 років тому +3224

    Level one: "I just bought my potatoes"
    Level two: "I grew my own potatoes"
    Level three: "I unlocked all the capacity of my brain cells to manifest the perfect potatoes from nothing but air matter its self"

    • @Anna-rp6gp
      @Anna-rp6gp 5 років тому +5

      Facts

    • @mr.cheese7339
      @mr.cheese7339 5 років тому +46

      Chefs introducing their selves:
      Level one: hi, my name is “______” and I’m a level 1 chef
      Level two: hi, my name is “______” and I’m a level 2 chef
      Level three: hi my name is “______” and I have level better than level 2 and I have been a very professional chef for longer than you’ve been alive

    • @KowaiiSo
      @KowaiiSo 5 років тому +3

      I laughed out loud omg XD

    • @gyrgamer8936
      @gyrgamer8936 5 років тому +28

      Level four: "I am the potatoes"

    • @brendanmoten9138
      @brendanmoten9138 5 років тому +4

      Uncle Steve that bloody level three bloke is a nob

  • @gl3110
    @gl3110 3 роки тому +31

    1:30 I was told by my mum, anything that grows underground goes into cold water then is brought up to a simmer and anything above ground goes into already simmering water.

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 2 роки тому +2

      I've had zero issues with throwing potatoes into hot water and roiling boiling away.

    • @venobambino
      @venobambino 9 місяців тому

      OMG I’ve never heard this in my 48 years on this earth. I’m totally going to remember this. 😁

  • @takaotheijnbattleship4534
    @takaotheijnbattleship4534 5 років тому +942

    Barry's really out here being particular about selecting *his hay*

    • @hellomimibanana
      @hellomimibanana 5 років тому +7

      I mean you wouldn’t want to get diseases from animal urine or feces so yeah, don’t get just any hay 😂

    • @maplerb2964
      @maplerb2964 5 років тому

      I don’t get it

    • @Sigita989
      @Sigita989 5 років тому +1

      @@hellomimibanana I don't think you know where hey comes from. What you descriped is crap.

  • @theborscht
    @theborscht 5 років тому +3434

    Emily: *Takes 30 mins to make a dish*
    Butterenzo: *Takes 1 hour to make a dish*
    Barry’s Customers: *Dies of Starvation*

    • @ryuzen9268
      @ryuzen9268 5 років тому +47

      I know right ? 36 hours for room temperature? When tf does he eat

    • @Otherhats
      @Otherhats 5 років тому +165

      Cook do a lot of prep works guys, this stuff is done the day before, or before opening. They work hard.

    • @DragonKnight90001
      @DragonKnight90001 5 років тому +16

      Dustin charles true when preparing desserts some take a few days e.g. bara brith or ........ice cream etc

    • @swgadrunq1700
      @swgadrunq1700 5 років тому +6

      Auro butterenzo

    • @NanaLove011
      @NanaLove011 5 років тому +7

      @@Otherhats Yeah! And if you are doing this at home you just have to do like 1/2kg and you won't have to make more butter for a long time (unless you are Butterenzo) xd

  • @madmadameminx
    @madmadameminx 5 років тому +526

    Barry: hand made butter cultured for 36 hours
    Emily: say "shoobi-doo-wap" to make store-bought butter magical

  • @paullee978
    @paullee978 3 роки тому +67

    Barry: You never boil potatoes
    Lorenzo right after that: my potato’s have been boiling

    • @moniqrupley6019
      @moniqrupley6019 Місяць тому

      I bring them to a boil then turn to simmer.

  • @oladimejiagbaje1289
    @oladimejiagbaje1289 5 років тому +3454

    Level 3 chef: “I’m gonna add some smoked moonsalt. This is the salt gotten from the MOON in a rare volcanic incident at the beginning of the UNIVERSE!!”

    • @raizenlim6910
      @raizenlim6910 5 років тому +163

      Also, I need to simmer the potatoes in water from the mystic waterfall in one of neptune's moons

    • @RobloxYesFortniteNo4
      @RobloxYesFortniteNo4 5 років тому +9

      Lmfaoo

    • @Tom-lp1sd
      @Tom-lp1sd 5 років тому +5

      smoked maldon salt not moon salt!

    • @goshen574
      @goshen574 5 років тому +10

      Oladimeji Agbaje
      “Gotten” ? When you ridicule someone it’s important not to show that your English grammar is sub par

    • @briansounalath
      @briansounalath 5 років тому +1

      Oladimeji Agbaje lol

  • @luciasuarez9669
    @luciasuarez9669 5 років тому +986

    Lorenzo- “imma add a dab more butter”
    *adds a literal stick of butter*

  • @derpy7374
    @derpy7374 4 роки тому +2783

    I love how the level 3 chef us talking and explaining as if any of us are actually going to take 36 hours of our life to make mashed potatoes

    • @patiencewallace8453
      @patiencewallace8453 4 роки тому +92

      Even more than that, it was only 36 to culture, who knows how much time it took to whip the stuff to separate the solids from the liquids. It’s cool and all but I am not making freaking butter from scratch

    • @wernerbeinhart2320
      @wernerbeinhart2320 4 роки тому +26

      @@patiencewallace8453 yeah, what was up with that? Why not buy a good quality organic Butter and save on all that waiting and work time? As if smoking over hay and using fancy pepper wasn't bougie enough

    • @psbl8786
      @psbl8786 4 роки тому +16

      @Keren Crispe if they`re out of butter it`s possible they`re out of dairy produce in general... but I like the flexing, might just try it for fun...

    • @sandranickita124
      @sandranickita124 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rpgreseller
      @rpgreseller 4 роки тому +25

      He's basically going for creme fraiche, which is totally worth it. Any good restaurant will always have a supply of this that they've made up, ready to go.
      I haven't tried it yet, but one of these days... Wanna level up my food.

  • @astrologystar6060
    @astrologystar6060 3 роки тому +162

    Everyone who is not understanding the use of hay: before all the non smoky methods of lighting fire came in, people used dried wood, manure as fuel. It used to add a flavor to all their meals. That's what he is aiming to replicate with the specialty hay.
    I think it's a genius idea.

    • @bubble8829
      @bubble8829 3 роки тому +16

      I don't think I want my mashed potatoes to taste "grassy". A bit like, we didn't use to have indoor plumbing, but now we do. Also, I just couldn't be bothered, for mashed potatoes. I'd do it for lamb or something, maybe ... occasionally. But not my potatoes.

    • @mehitabel6564
      @mehitabel6564 3 роки тому +23

      It is a genius idea. A few months ago I had hay smoked carrots as a side dish, really fabulous. The hay does not give a 'grassy' taste particularly it just really seemed to enhance the carrots. It inspired me to buy a small stove-top smoker and the process isn't a big deal. Very easy. Hay and other materials for smoking are very easy to find online at speciality shops. I've been more used to smoked meats and fish, it was a revelation to have smoked veg.

    • @yoshikagespeedwagon8025
      @yoshikagespeedwagon8025 2 роки тому +24

      Yeah. People make fun of things they don't understand or are not rich enough to replicate lvl. 3 recipes.
      I'm not either but I'm not clowning on Frank for making absurdly expensive version of dishes. They are better.

    • @larsedik
      @larsedik 2 роки тому +7

      Barry is my favorite, but I think all three are probably valid, although I would never use McCormick instant gravy. I'm not against taking certain shortcuts, but I do draw the line at that one. I see absolutely nothing wrong with being "hoity-toity". People who object to this just don't have the time, but it is wrong to disparage those who do take the time to make a labor-intensive dish.

    • @Fuzz1994tps
      @Fuzz1994tps 2 роки тому

      Barry’s mashed potato’s still look depressing to me. I prefer Lorenzo’s.

  • @r3veng3r
    @r3veng3r 4 роки тому +2928

    level 1: i get the cheapest potatoes
    level 2: i get the best potatoes in the market
    level 3: i climb the mountains and swim the oceans to ireland where ive been taking care of all my potatoes for years just for this moment!

    • @fcr8409
      @fcr8409 3 роки тому +10

      Ireland is overrated go to peru

    • @juliettexiang4477
      @juliettexiang4477 3 роки тому

      No go to rome

    • @alicjasoroka
      @alicjasoroka 3 роки тому +3

      No go to Poland those countries are overrated

    • @alicjasoroka
      @alicjasoroka 3 роки тому +13

      It’s a joke don’t take it seriously please

    • @JC-cn9yj
      @JC-cn9yj 3 роки тому +6

      @@alicjasoroka As someone who is Irish/British Ireland is the potato country

  • @dragontatoes
    @dragontatoes 4 роки тому +1641

    "God, I wish these mashed potatoes had a grassier, mustier flavor" - a younger Barry, apparently

  • @lordat
    @lordat 5 років тому +1206

    Level 1 and 2 chef’s: Using their own methods
    Level 3 chef: exposing what’s wrong with using that method

    • @AnastasiaB44
      @AnastasiaB44 4 роки тому +27

      Level 4 "chef": snatches them all

    • @debasmitadas4775
      @debasmitadas4775 4 роки тому +3

      Eat your cereal🤩

    • @det7677
      @det7677 4 роки тому +2

      Eat your cereal

    • @hitew4774
      @hitew4774 4 роки тому +1

      Every time. Literally every episode.

    • @trevorc.1389
      @trevorc.1389 4 роки тому +3

      Nice pfp. Also eat your cereal

  • @SakuraShirakawa
    @SakuraShirakawa 2 роки тому +32

    I would love to see a series of this but with all 3 chefs given and limited to the same ingredients. They can use their tools like the ricer and sieves and such. I will add they can use as much of an ingredient they want, just they can't have specialized ingredients. Example being they all have a gravy packet, but they can use any ingredients in any amount on hand to improve it.

  • @jonopedersen6282
    @jonopedersen6282 5 років тому +886

    Lorenzo knows he’s using a lot of butter.
    He laughs every time he says butter.

    • @zeusmasterson4117
      @zeusmasterson4117 5 років тому +6

      Jono Pedersen In a lot of French cooking schools, you are required to use an enormous (like 3 kg) block of butter each day.

    • @valerianaranjocruz25
      @valerianaranjocruz25 5 років тому

      Personally, I like my mashed potatoes with a ton of butter.

    • @lameduck1753
      @lameduck1753 5 років тому

      LMAO

    • @lameduck1753
      @lameduck1753 5 років тому

      The butter on top was way too much lol

  • @katleho5263
    @katleho5263 4 роки тому +1673

    "Don't run to the field for your hay, you might not get the flavour profile you're looking for."
    My bruh, I don't eat hay so I don't know the flavour profile I'm looking for😂

    • @Itsmysurf
      @Itsmysurf 4 роки тому +47

      I'm pretty sure he means poo.

    • @akoito7167
      @akoito7167 4 роки тому +4

      It's the smoke of the hay

    • @dirkdar1
      @dirkdar1 4 роки тому +19

      That was very dry chef humor.

    • @epic497g9
      @epic497g9 3 роки тому +1

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @ontime3462
      @ontime3462 3 роки тому

      You eat hay if you eat animals, only second hand.

  • @glowrillaz
    @glowrillaz 4 роки тому +4832

    am i the only one liking the chefs being extra? like thats the whole point ur a freaking chef some of them are like 20 years experienced.. why would anyone want them to cook a normal meal? GO TO THE EXTREME BOY USE THAT HAYY

    • @markr3356
      @markr3356 4 роки тому +340

      glowrillaz
      Exactly. These are chefs likely working in expensive fine dining. The entire point of it is to be extra

    • @TheMrZenDragon
      @TheMrZenDragon 4 роки тому +32

      you clearly had no idea about the beauty of doing simple things to its extreme

    • @adamrobinson6951
      @adamrobinson6951 4 роки тому +74

      I feel like I'd personally prefer the level 2 chef's meal in most videos, but here I'd take the level 1.
      Sure, smoking potatoes with hay and adding fermented yogurt and wine may add flavour but I personally think it sounds awful. A professional musician can explain what makes Mozart amazing, yet I'd rather listen to what they consider trash. I don't doubt their credentials, but no amount of learning or experience can reason me out of my own taste profile.
      And there's no way I'm eating a dessert's worth of butter in a side dish like potatoes.

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 4 роки тому +29

      Adam Robinson I agree. I’d consider myself a level 2 “chef” as well (except perhaps when it comes to certain types of baked goods) and I almost always like their dishes better..and most times they even look better as well imo.... though sometimes I find the ideas and techniques the level 3 chefs use a bit intriguing and informative tbh, so it’s always interesting to see what they have to say from a professional perspective even though the being so “extra” isn’t my personal style (nor does it fit my grocery budget).

    • @wakerobin9215
      @wakerobin9215 4 роки тому +20

      @@twdjt6245 Yeah I agree with you here. I would also consider myself level 2, in most cases. And most of the time, the level 2 sounds more appealing, like something I would actually make. Sometime though, level 3 has some really interesting ideas that I've taken away from it; one of my favorites being Frank's level 3 nachos, with his pickled peppers and onions. The pickles don't look complicated to do, and it sounds amazing! So I'm gonna try it when I make nachos for my birthday next week 😁
      But like, vodka and caviar for scrambled eggs? No thanks lol

  • @odgykins
    @odgykins 3 роки тому +33

    It's so satisfying when what they're saying aligns with one another

  • @emilys.1385
    @emilys.1385 4 роки тому +550

    The transition of Emily saying you don’t have to cook a whole turkey to make it to the pro chef making chicken wings for his gravy is making me lmao

  • @joannahernandez9472
    @joannahernandez9472 5 років тому +5409

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    level three chef: don’t come at me with your peasant hay

    • @Cvnt2201
      @Cvnt2201 5 років тому +47

      I died omg

    • @rl.812
      @rl.812 5 років тому +34

      PEASANT!!!

    • @erinjoy2376
      @erinjoy2376 5 років тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣😂👏 righttt I I'm weak

    • @funkiebutch9690
      @funkiebutch9690 5 років тому +48

      Chef level 3: Am I too rich to understand the peasant's joke?

    • @whtaccizdis
      @whtaccizdis 5 років тому +15

      Hay smells terrible idk why anyone would do this

  • @plastikk12
    @plastikk12 5 років тому +373

    Emily: "I like to leave the skin on because I'm lazy."
    Lorenzo: "I like Yukon Gold because they're delicious and you can get them everywhere."
    Barry: "I use a special variety of hay to smoke my potatoes."

  • @awesomesauce8664
    @awesomesauce8664 3 роки тому +24

    I always love it when they try it at the end, and no matter how they made it, they all still really enjoy it

  • @HD-cq2fb
    @HD-cq2fb 5 років тому +1819

    “I’m a level one chef.”
    “I’m a level two chef.”
    *”Hi, I’m a chef at this professional sounding institute and I’ve been a professional chef for 16 years.”*

    • @justchilling704
      @justchilling704 5 років тому +39

      Don’t Know Don’t Care They always do that lol, I mean I can’t fully blame them.

    • @Max-is4qu
      @Max-is4qu 5 років тому +84

      @@justchilling704 Its their job so a bit free self advertising never hurts

    • @justchilling704
      @justchilling704 5 років тому +13

      Max Yeah hats true, I cont really blame them tbh, it just cracks me up a bit sometimes 😂

    • @LuannOsbourne
      @LuannOsbourne 5 років тому +1

      Since 2003

    • @chiot888
      @chiot888 5 років тому +28

      Max well they’ve been told what to say beforehand so it’s the producers deciding to share their qualifications, the level 1&2 chefs just have life experience so that’s prob why they only share their levels

  • @wendiwestvincent7915
    @wendiwestvincent7915 5 років тому +6600

    At least everyone at Emily's house got to eat before they died of starvation

  • @ginaboselli2294
    @ginaboselli2294 5 років тому +1930

    I think it would be interesting to add a price to each chef’s dish..like how much did it cost to make their dish

    • @rongzhou5155
      @rongzhou5155 5 років тому +39

      lol worth it mashed potatoes

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 5 років тому +23

      You mean the cost in materials only or are we ordering these at a restaurant?
      I'd say in materials only, level 1 -> 7 bux, level 2 -> 15 bux, level 3 -> 50 bux or more xD
      How much do Truffles go for? And how does one procure proper hay? xD The chicken alone is 15 bux right?

    • @toxixbob8375
      @toxixbob8375 5 років тому +66

      Level 1: 4$
      Level 2: 7$
      Level 3: 999.99$

    • @GPS08
      @GPS08 5 років тому +16

      @@Broockle - A jar with 3 whole black truffles cost around 25 USD.

    • @RealityChecks
      @RealityChecks 5 років тому +55

      That's not fair though, because Lorenzo will easily win after including the cost of the heart transplant he'll need after those 16 sticks of butter and the 2 pounds of bacon he put in those 6 Yukon Gold potatoes finally claims his last arterial valve. It must be time for the ticker to plug up since that's the same amount of butter and bacon he puts in literally everything he cooks on this show from eggs to meatloaf to pumpkin pie.

  • @sammiepittman3130
    @sammiepittman3130 2 роки тому +35

    ……those Level 3 potatoes look bomb af. How in the world is that a side dish??? I’d just have those for a main dish low key.

    • @imtrying2969
      @imtrying2969 Рік тому

      you say that, but you haven't seen his lobster ravioli

  • @DanielLopez-ki8qk
    @DanielLopez-ki8qk 5 років тому +1577

    "I'm Emily, and I'm a level 1 chef."
    "I'm Lorenzo, and I'm a level 2 chef."
    "I'm Barry from the Institute of Culinary Education, and I've been a professional chef for 16 years. I also graduated top of my class in the navy seals and have over 500 confirmed kills."

    • @imperator2107
      @imperator2107 5 років тому +16

      White death? Is that you?
      Cries in kalinka

    • @warrena5515
      @warrena5515 5 років тому +1

      @@imperator2107 I didn't ask

    • @warrena5515
      @warrena5515 5 років тому

      @@silent5486 did I ask?

    • @radialwellendichtrin
      @radialwellendichtrin 5 років тому +8

      I'm pretty sure Lorenzo's the one with 500 confirmed kills judging by the amount of butter he used

    • @Spiderdude-bj3eq
      @Spiderdude-bj3eq 5 років тому

      @@radialwellendichtrin hes the class clown

  • @javierdiaz9901
    @javierdiaz9901 5 років тому +4376

    Level 3 chef: “I only boil my potatoes in the purified waters of lake Minnetonka”

    • @toywideman1388
      @toywideman1388 5 років тому +18

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @phoenixflame122
      @phoenixflame122 5 років тому +142

      Lol XD no! u forgot that ur not suppose to boil the potatoes, u need to simmer them!

    • @da6034
      @da6034 5 років тому +26

      Ahahahahaaha 😭😭😂😂 I'm dead! Dave Chappelle is absolute genius for this.

    • @fedoramcclaren4294
      @fedoramcclaren4294 5 років тому

      Heh heh...

    • @madmadameminx
      @madmadameminx 5 років тому +40

      Step 1: Wait for doves to cry

  • @tefoca
    @tefoca 5 років тому +1389

    Level 2 is mashed butter with a dab of potatoes.

    • @ha1ban3
      @ha1ban3 5 років тому

      Stefano Torres.

    • @Bookworm51485
      @Bookworm51485 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pentapus1024
      @Pentapus1024 5 років тому +27

      As it should be 😌

    • @Zenduxer
      @Zenduxer 5 років тому +5

      G. Ramsey's teacher was using ratio of 1:1 for perfect mashed potatoes.

    • @dylanlastname1461
      @dylanlastname1461 5 років тому +1

      Yes.

  • @Jrez
    @Jrez 3 роки тому +13

    I just want to note that Barry's garnish takes the same zigzag shape that I use when cutting open a baked potato. It's like art!

  • @genopa6807
    @genopa6807 5 років тому +1833

    “I’m Emily and I’m a level 1 chef”
    “I’m Lorenzo and I’m a level 2 chef”
    “imbarryfromtheinstitideofculinaryeducation-“

    • @alexanderbeckers3782
      @alexanderbeckers3782 5 років тому +34

      Breaker of eggs mother of gravy and khaleesi of the great pallet

    • @pmoO0
      @pmoO0 5 років тому +16

      That was funny. I take the Level 2 guy, by the way. Bacon goes with everything.

    • @syundown6005
      @syundown6005 5 років тому +6

      @DennisKwan807 Wow, really? Totally couldn't tell from the fact that he mentioned being a professional chef for 16 years. :)

    • @suzanne3t
      @suzanne3t 5 років тому +9

      Knowing the sheer intensity of physical labor and long hours that a culinary education demands makes me really respect Barry.

    • @707chloe
      @707chloe 5 років тому

      Omgg! That's what I actually heard

  • @izzyjones7599
    @izzyjones7599 5 років тому +459

    “I say salt content like I know what I’m talking about.”
    Emily just wrecked herself the entire video😂

  • @TheOneYouLeastExpect
    @TheOneYouLeastExpect 4 роки тому +364

    Loenzo is one of my favorites to see on this series, you can tell how he just really loves playing around with food on a family budget, but still makes it fancy.

    • @hortondlfn1994
      @hortondlfn1994 3 роки тому +3

      Since when have black truffles been on a "family budget"?

    • @mitriarts1100
      @mitriarts1100 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah

    • @Obanos-jv9hb
      @Obanos-jv9hb 3 роки тому +2

      @@hortondlfn1994 isn’t that the level 3 chef that’s added truffle

    • @hortondlfn1994
      @hortondlfn1994 3 роки тому

      @@Obanos-jv9hb Yes, but I was responding to Woouderhause's assertion that "he just really loves playing around with food on a family budget." He IS Level 3, but I don't think black truffles are very "family budget"-friendly.

    • @Obanos-jv9hb
      @Obanos-jv9hb 3 роки тому +1

      @@hortondlfn1994 isn’t lorenzo level 2?

  • @rianaconklin6954
    @rianaconklin6954 3 роки тому +21

    I really want to go to Lorenzo's house for Sunday dinner lol, simply because you know that you're going to love whatever he's serving 😁👍

    • @hazyhalfmoon
      @hazyhalfmoon 2 роки тому +1

      You go to his house for Sunday dinner and 3 days later he’s still cooking it.

  • @TheClumsybum
    @TheClumsybum 5 років тому +909

    Lorenzo at every step: “add just touch of butter”.

    • @soulsabr4472
      @soulsabr4472 5 років тому +20

      Dumps in two sticks.

    • @MikeGlasses
      @MikeGlasses 5 років тому +12

      Lorenzo trying to kill us all

    • @Ricardo03
      @Ricardo03 5 років тому +7

      Haha I love it! I think he probably went through all of their butter

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 років тому +1

      Lol not everyone has a light touch

    • @antonzhylenko2132
      @antonzhylenko2132 5 років тому +1

      Is butter cheap in America/Europe? I see english recepies use it a lot, but where I live (Eastern EU) it costs about as much as pork meat of the same weight. It do be adding a lot of flavour though.

  • @sylvia5623
    @sylvia5623 5 років тому +1054

    3rd level chef: "I've procured this hay from a specialist"
    me: oh sure, I've got a hay guy on speed dial. Let me just contact them so I can make mashed potatoes in 36 hours.

    • @jayyyzeee6409
      @jayyyzeee6409 5 років тому +24

      Oh, you're paying way too much for hay, man. Who's your hay guy?

    • @maru4931
      @maru4931 5 років тому +2

      @@jayyyzeee6409 Yes Creed.

    • @niamhgreatdane
      @niamhgreatdane 5 років тому +3

      Hey i have a hay guy. But i also own live stock. Lol.

    • @savebinka
      @savebinka 5 років тому +1

      Sylvia, I am HOWLING 😂😂😂

    • @GhostSamaritan
      @GhostSamaritan 5 років тому

      gotta smoke them in that hay

  • @im_pyerno
    @im_pyerno 4 роки тому +1307

    level 100 chef: first, I will buy a land where I will plant the potatoes

    • @sandk7969
      @sandk7969 4 роки тому +13

      God Che: alright i need slaves to do my bidding. Dug up my taytoes

    • @robertoroca7483
      @robertoroca7483 4 роки тому +24

      "Now the key to buying a proper piece of land is trespassing and stealing some dirt to take back to the lab and have it tested. That way, you're certain the soil is rich and will be able to grow a proper, delicious potato."

    • @gabebandz6510
      @gabebandz6510 4 роки тому +11

      Kirk Inocian sounds lik frank

    • @rudrani_dutta
      @rudrani_dutta 4 роки тому +17

      aka my man Frank

    • @abdullahanwar7912
      @abdullahanwar7912 4 роки тому +3

      Level 100 chef: ok let just summon my potatoes from satan

  • @kookykritter2912
    @kookykritter2912 3 роки тому +17

    Lorenzo has like a little curl to the ends of his mouth that always make him look like hes smiling like a cat. I think its adorable actually.

  • @Brunnen_Gee
    @Brunnen_Gee 4 роки тому +415

    Level 1: What I'm used to
    Level 2: What I may see at a restaurant
    Level 3: I'll never see this kind of food in person
    I've always been told I'm a good cook. After watching a few of these episodes I realize I'm just barely above amateur.

    • @jusbase45
      @jusbase45 4 роки тому +19

      I was blessed to have Chef Barry as my instructor and can confirm he everything he makes is this extra lmaooo

    • @asuba57
      @asuba57 4 роки тому +2

      @@jusbase45 do they at least taste good?

    • @abigaelwambui4689
      @abigaelwambui4689 4 роки тому

      I know!!!

    • @zainabo3662
      @zainabo3662 4 роки тому +7

      Dancing Deity the reason why most restaurants don’t donate unwanted food to homeless people is due to legal reasons

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 4 роки тому +1

      I’m in my 20’s and I’m just now trying to get into cooking. I’d be happy _soooo_ with an amateur level. Right now my food is barely edible.

  • @heckinbasedandinkpilledoct7459
    @heckinbasedandinkpilledoct7459 5 років тому +417

    Sees Emily: oh, Lorenzo is coming back.
    Sees Lorenzo: oh, Frank is coming back.
    Sees level 3 chef: who mans is this???
    Sees Rose: we were so close to the all star team ;_;

    • @dancersendrecords1469
      @dancersendrecords1469 5 років тому +5

      so so true

    • @connortout6465
      @connortout6465 5 років тому +13

      *England has entered the chat*

    • @elginge3115
      @elginge3115 5 років тому +1

      God Lorenzo is so annoying

    • @Mihaugoku
      @Mihaugoku 5 років тому +5

      @@elginge3115 as annoying as he may seem to you, he always makes the most appealing dishes.

    • @elginge3115
      @elginge3115 5 років тому

      Grizz Lee man is so extra and his laugh makes me want to rip off my ears it’s like just stop talking

  • @jacksonkonty3535
    @jacksonkonty3535 5 років тому +2321

    This guy butters his potatoes at a cellular level

    • @Y0SK3
      @Y0SK3 5 років тому +5

      Jackson Konty mashed potatoes are my favorite food

    • @Shadkow
      @Shadkow 5 років тому +3

      Jimbo Billybob I will Live on a diet of mash potatoes

    • @MrZaku-rh4qt
      @MrZaku-rh4qt 5 років тому +1

      Which guy

    • @thangduc667
      @thangduc667 5 років тому

      Mr. Zaku Lorenzo

    • @avocado5007
      @avocado5007 5 років тому

      @@Shadkow my body consists of mashed potatoes

  • @karate4348
    @karate4348 2 роки тому +16

    as others here have commented, please ask these three to taste each other's cooking
    AND please pass one spoonful of each through the screen so I can taste it too.

    • @hazyhalfmoon
      @hazyhalfmoon 2 роки тому

      Unfortunately these three cookings were probably filmed on different days.

  • @hannac5535
    @hannac5535 5 років тому +821

    I love how the level 3 chef actually explains everything he does

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman 5 років тому +35

      But is still wrong about some things. Like if force makes potatoes gluey, then forcing through a small hole with some force is about the same as a larger hole with more force. It's physics.

    • @ryanmunks1725
      @ryanmunks1725 5 років тому +97

      J K Although the force is spread out over a larger surface area, therefore reducing the pressure for any measurable area of the instrument(s). It may be that too much force, such as attempting to push a large volume of vertically positioned potato (on top of each other) through limited small openings vs. horizontally arranged potato through more surface area is the issue to which explains why this is not the same. Essentially you’re saying that placing all of the weight of a car on one wheel is the same as spreading the weight over four wheels (using this as an analogy) the area being compressed or forced through the mechanical process (in this case ricing the potato) of which you suggest is equal in both scenarios.
      Weight distribution and resistance are the most important factors here, of which physics may explain, yet not in the way you describe.
      Just my input here, not trying to say your comment is in any way inadequate or necessarily wrong :) .
      Edit: Everybody makes mistakes though, and I’m sure there are more things to worry about that which mechanical process is used to separate/mash your potatoes.

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 5 років тому +16

      @@ryanmunks1725 It sounds like you're giving a lecture before the ceremony of that prize they give out every year in Sweden.

    • @youngrichie
      @youngrichie 5 років тому +1

      @@RaymondHng he's right of course.

  • @NoticeablyLazy
    @NoticeablyLazy 4 роки тому +364

    I love the extraness of the pro chefs every time, its so wonderful to learn about all the methods they use.

    • @martinnielsen934
      @martinnielsen934 4 роки тому

      True, but when they contradict their own statements and ignore law of physics (tamis vs ricer, they both add around equal pressure).
      Barry was just trying to be all fancy for no reason.

    • @rayhan4502
      @rayhan4502 4 роки тому +8

      @@martinnielsen934 not equal lol

    • @martinnielsen934
      @martinnielsen934 4 роки тому

      @@rayhan4502 Very equal. Actually you put more pressure with a tamis. Educate yourself.

    • @rayhan4502
      @rayhan4502 4 роки тому +7

      @@martinnielsen934 tamis is more gentle

    • @blowc1612
      @blowc1612 3 роки тому +2

      Yup it justifies and allows us behind the scenes for fine dining prices.

  • @nmitchxll305
    @nmitchxll305 5 років тому +2689

    Nobody:
    Lorenzo:
    I'm going to add some mashed potatoes to my butter

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR 5 років тому +45

      I think he screwed up and added too many mashed potatoes...

    • @Dreadnaught1985
      @Dreadnaught1985 5 років тому +69

      That last dab of butter before the Bacon was the final straw for me. Man has a problem. I love Butter, heck everyone loves butter. But man has it bad.

    • @HuyLy94
      @HuyLy94 5 років тому +14

      High end restaurants use a ratio of up to 2:1 potatoes to butter by weight. So in comparison he used barely any butter.

    • @zainasalman258
      @zainasalman258 5 років тому +11

      That last piece of butter in his plating just made me cringe

    • @nmitchxll305
      @nmitchxll305 5 років тому

      @@Dreadnaught1985 yepp

  • @corahenderson5976
    @corahenderson5976 2 роки тому +35

    I loved how the level 1 chef used a packet of gravy, and the level 3 chef made a homemade chicken truffle sauce!!

  • @ashgeninja4708
    @ashgeninja4708 5 років тому +3274

    I’m surprised that the level 3 chef did not make his own potatoes

  • @DropShotKill1
    @DropShotKill1 5 років тому +1332

    Level 4 Chef: "These potatoes were harvested on Mars by Matt Damon."

  • @WhatIInk
    @WhatIInk 5 років тому +941

    Level 3 Chef: "I'm going to make my gravy from mermaid tears and garnished with delicate slivers of unicorn horn."

    • @darthnihilus3932
      @darthnihilus3932 5 років тому +3

      What I Ink which has been personally extracted from these creatures by my own hand

  • @MsFaith-rb6xr
    @MsFaith-rb6xr 3 роки тому +6

    As a person who mashes their potatoes just as how the level 3 chef does, it is a lot of effort but when you taste those mashed potatoes it's all worth it! THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO SILKY SMOOTH AND FLUFFY

  • @soulsabr4472
    @soulsabr4472 5 років тому +1436

    Level 3 Chef: So, now that the mashed potatoes are cooked and sieved lets take a day and a half to make butter.

    • @RedstonerCraftMC
      @RedstonerCraftMC 5 років тому +22

      You could culture your butter way before you start cooking it.
      "Stop stating the obvious"

    • @ojayballer7659
      @ojayballer7659 5 років тому +9

      Fancy Name it was a joke

    • @Opi0id-z
      @Opi0id-z 5 років тому +8

      If you have iq above 20 you make it in advance

    • @slicvm
      @slicvm 5 років тому +3

      So does that mean we are not eating freshly made potatoes?

    • @moniquewilliams3560
      @moniquewilliams3560 5 років тому

      I'm saying!

  • @kisa4748
    @kisa4748 5 років тому +477

    im worried for lorenzos heart eating that much butter every week

    • @AyAReI00
      @AyAReI00 5 років тому +26

      Maybe thats what makes him laugh​ so much (?)

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 5 років тому +6

      @@AyAReI00 self destruction?

    • @AyAReI00
      @AyAReI00 5 років тому +4

      @@hel2727 hahaha lack of oxigen in the brain due to Clogged Arteries (?) ...jk he seems to enjoy earting XD

    • @gyr0zeppeliii507
      @gyr0zeppeliii507 5 років тому +2

      He said he would normally stop at the start but did extra for the show

    • @TheDjexcessive
      @TheDjexcessive 5 років тому +2

      he's a moron

  • @Ren_zuki
    @Ren_zuki 5 років тому +265

    Level 3 Chef: "Today I shall be travelling out of the Milky Way to retrieve stardust and unknown minerals for my dish."

  • @russiandollie
    @russiandollie 2 роки тому +5

    You know what makes these different level chefs videos amazing is that I get to compare what mistakes I make while cooking and learn great cooking tips from the pros. Sometimes I do the exact same things the pro chefs are doing while sometimes I'm making really simple mistakes like level 1 chefs.

  • @broojie8191
    @broojie8191 5 років тому +310

    You can tell Emily’s a little more confident in her cooking skills. She’s definitely improving !

    • @asdfuogh
      @asdfuogh 5 років тому +15

      She was always my favorite! Who doesn't love a self-deprecating normal cook :D?!

    • @sem9903
      @sem9903 5 років тому +7

      asdfuogh I know right, and Lorenzo makes me want to actually cook. And the level 3 chef is just. Why

    • @asdfuogh
      @asdfuogh 5 років тому +9

      @@sem9903 ah yes, Emily is the person we are, Lorenzo is the person we aspire to be, and level 3 is wha

    • @broojie8191
      @broojie8191 5 років тому +1

      Cooper The Chameleon same, like he’s definitely got skill but the hay was just not needed in my opinion

    • @bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963
      @bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963 5 років тому +1

      Brooke Jett
      Just needs more ketchup

  • @ceooftherapy6655
    @ceooftherapy6655 4 роки тому +562

    “Hey dad can we have some mashed potatoes with our dinner tonight?”
    “Of course! We just need to wait 40 hours. Ok?”

    • @vinsueringamer2388
      @vinsueringamer2388 4 роки тому +9

      Your pf perfectly represents the child

    • @TheIceAsian
      @TheIceAsian 4 роки тому +3

      A lot of people make cultured butter for other things tho and always have it on hand :)

    • @phobusapollo2591
      @phobusapollo2591 4 роки тому

      @@TheIceAsian Thanks Captain Obvious:)

    • @tiktokseriescompilation5030
      @tiktokseriescompilation5030 4 роки тому

      Hello! people of GOD, please watch this too,, ua-cam.com/video/kMmg1yaPo4o/v-deo.html

  • @malaktarek9787
    @malaktarek9787 5 років тому +449

    Seller: So how much butter would you like?
    Lorenzo: Yes.
    Seller: But-
    Lorenzo: Y E S .

    • @DR5paceman5413
      @DR5paceman5413 4 роки тому +6

      butter seller, I require your strongest butter

    • @malaktarek9787
      @malaktarek9787 4 роки тому

      @@DR5paceman5413 Ayeeee! Agreed!

    • @jinpai4444
      @jinpai4444 4 роки тому +2

      yes, hahahahhahihihihehejhehe*

    • @malaktarek9787
      @malaktarek9787 4 роки тому +1

      @@jinpai4444 huehehehehehehehe

    • @brandipityha9457
      @brandipityha9457 4 роки тому +4

      "Now when you hear me say I want all of your butter, you may think I mean a lot of butter and bring me a few packs. What I am actually saying is bring me EVERY SINGLE PIECE of butter you have." -Lorenzo... probably.

  • @todayipaint4667
    @todayipaint4667 Рік тому +1

    While others seem mesmerized by the use of hay in level 3, I am more impressed by his managing to cook the potatoes starting with cold water in 10 min.

  • @johnnydong4679
    @johnnydong4679 5 років тому +411

    Emily: "I Love Butter"
    Lorenz: Hold My Butter

  • @bancaluvsu
    @bancaluvsu 4 роки тому +233

    I love when the level 3 chef is like “yeah nope don’t do this” and then it’s immediately followed by the level 1 chef doing exactly that hehe

  • @rampagegage2259
    @rampagegage2259 5 років тому +812

    I think it's weird how the pro chefs don't act like what they're making isn't over the top

    • @Alkuf100
      @Alkuf100 4 роки тому +95

      RAMPAGEGAGE you dont add truffles to every single meal you make at home?

    • @rampagegage2259
      @rampagegage2259 4 роки тому +9

      @@Alkuf100 who doesn't 😂😂

    • @Heartwing37
      @Heartwing37 4 роки тому +32

      Yeah, but that lets them charge $80 for a serving of those mashed potatoes....

    • @slytherinwife7592
      @slytherinwife7592 4 роки тому +47

      Well, I think that's the thing right?? How could they be different to the other level chefs if they don't make their dishes over the top?

    • @sidraaliya4539
      @sidraaliya4539 4 роки тому +2

      @@slytherinwife7592 yeah agreed

  • @carpediem3991
    @carpediem3991 3 роки тому +7

    Every time I watch one of these, I think. I wanna try the last one, but I think I'd enjoy the second one the most lol

  • @mangomanga6081
    @mangomanga6081 5 років тому +685

    level 20 chef: so first let’s start by making my hands I like to make them from scratch

    • @grafmecx2641
      @grafmecx2641 5 років тому +6

      Oh my god your comment.............
      I'm still...
      Help I can't stop laughing XD XD
      I'm crying.........

    • @renas2265
      @renas2265 5 років тому

      🤣

    • @DragonKnight90001
      @DragonKnight90001 5 років тому +3

      .....ok that was a good one, so what would be level 21 checking the fingerprints on your fingers are perfect if they aren’t you bin them

    • @DragonKnight90001
      @DragonKnight90001 5 років тому +1

      ShadowCat lv 9000 becoming god and making the dish out of the finest atoms and molecules

    • @DragonKnight90001
      @DragonKnight90001 5 років тому

      ShadowCat XD good one

  • @Baritone782
    @Baritone782 5 років тому +387

    emily: potatoes
    Lorenzo: Mashed potatoes
    Lvl 3 guy: P O T A T O M I X T U R E

    • @kiryuwu3884
      @kiryuwu3884 5 років тому +1

      Enslaved underground plant cells and barbarian baby animal food fat

  • @Mars98
    @Mars98 5 років тому +594

    barry: i got this moondust for my mashed potatoes from the moon

    • @jimothyjimothy1
      @jimothyjimothy1 5 років тому +8

      As opposed to moondust from the sun

    • @mason4491
      @mason4491 5 років тому +3

      Expired Toenail you guys don’t get your moondust from the ocean?

    • @ChaS4m
      @ChaS4m 5 років тому +6

      Barry: But before that I have to culture my solar system so we can fully form and develop the moon

    • @notedcorpse
      @notedcorpse 5 років тому

      I got cocaine laced potatoes for our dish today

    • @Payin_Attention
      @Payin_Attention 5 років тому

      lmao

  • @memorokei
    @memorokei 3 роки тому +24

    Level 1: I am a simple cook
    Level 2: I am a comedic guy with good cooking skills
    Level 3: I am a professional chef.
    Level 4: I have climbed the Alps to get composts and manure from cows to fertilize my potatoes in Norway and grow them into a healthy state, harvest them and cook them to check the nutrients within the potato.