Right?! I could have died happy without _EVER_ hearing "cotton candy Mac and Cheeze" in the same sentence. I've seen so many terrible cooking vids that chocolate Mac and Cheeze doesn't seem as heinous as it should to me. 😂
At least this guy knows what he's doing in the kitchen, is knowingly making these weird mashup foods and being honest about liking it or not. He's not serving up bleeding chicken and saying it's delicious.
Or rotten brisket chili. Of all the things Jack has made, that's the one that sticks out to me because he actually served it to people at that cook off. 🤮🤮🤮
I'd change the dog cake recipe slightly. I'd add some cornmeal to make it taste more like a corn dog. Or change the hotdog for breakfast sausage for the 'breakfast corn dog ' variation.
Damn, i didn't know 5 year olds where allowed to have a account here. Because i can't imagine other people mentaly older than 5 unironicaly enjoy to hear that word.
I hate you and everyone in their pathetic bloodline that had evolved and decide create people who uses that stupid slang. It might sound exagerated but i hate that damn freaking word with a burning passion.
Yes the chicken waffle is safe to eat, those waffle irons are really efficient at cooking, between the heat and pressing it into a waffle shape (which has more exterior than interior).
I love that this guy knows how to actually cook and uses his knowledge to make crazy recipes. Not only that the majority of what he makes actually looks good enough to at least try unlike Kay, Jack and most Tic Tok food.
Waffle irons are like 350°-450° on the inside and the internal temperature of a waffle is like 190° when it is finished and the chicken is puréed so finely that it should be 100% cooked in the 2 minutes or so a waffle cooks
Honestly, this is someone purposefully making cursed food and not a terrible chef, plus he's honest about what the food is actually like and why he's making it, pretty good channel
Just have to say that "meat in a blender" can go well if you're making your own baby food. I did it and it made cooking for the family so much easier. Just blend up what the adults are having so baby can eat it too. Marvelous.
Love these - but they always come out around the time I'm making dinner 🤣 They simultaneously make me feel better about myself and skill - and less hungry 🙃
Jack's version of this recipe would be to dump a giant bag of chees onto a pack of hit dogs, and add pancake batter. Then place it in a baking pan and cook the pancake mix while leaving the hotdogs raw.
You've heard of cooked chicken. But have you heard of blended raw chicken? Start with a frozen, raw chicken, chuck that in the blender, toss in some live snails, raw unwashed month old decaying sprouts, green potatoes and wild mushrooms picked at random. *Cuts to gravestone.* "Tasted alright on the first bite... Little bit of a sour aftertaste."
Augus always makes my day feel better sometimes his videos that are the only thing that keeps me from wanting to cry I recently lost some of my motivation so this channel helps me i't always makes me laugh keep up the good work augus -hope yall enjoy your day-❤
The thing I hate most about hot dogs is their texture, so if it were blended into a slurry with milk and egg and pan fried, I think I'd like it more than an actual hot dog
One thing I've noticed while watching an abundance of august's videos is that his viewers in his comment section speak basically the same way he does. Specifically the phrase "and I'm here for it" ngl I'm here for it
I'm happy to hear that August is one of the few who hate the "ussy" shit slang. He gain more and more respect with each video that he made. Also you wouldn't me caught dead to eat any of those. Also i love August's death threats after he said this 8:24 Augusts sounds like a villain treatening to kill the main hero. Also someone needs to take away the mapple syrup of this guy's hand. Please, is for his own good and ours as well. Why are people using so much sugar and syrup in everything now days? Why?? 😭
Chocolate and cheddar is actaully a really good mix. Not sure about in mac and cheese but I have covered aged (sharp) cheddar in dark chocolate and its really tastey, that sweet and salty combo
I had to look this up but yes, cotton candy mac n cheese is a thing. It's like life is trying to speedrun the death of food. At this point, I just need some popcorn and maybe some marshmallows to melt over this dumpster fire
The chicken waffle things looked good ... *looked* .. but I'm skeptical otherwise. And I imagine the waffle iron cooked the 'chicken batter' thoroughly enough.
I'm sorry, I really like this guys' cooking. He's super creative and willing to take risks. Besides, there's nothing here that I wouldn't be afraid to just try.
See this guy I can get behind because he's deliberately making cursed things and knows it; whereas, Jack thinks he's going to be on Master Chef instead of Worst Cooks in America
I'll be real, I've had way worse foods and the fact a chef is properly cooking these I'd absolutely try it. Anything is better than a cauliflower vegan cheese pizza with huge chunks of mystery meat? and rice pudding on it
In all honesty I could see the dog cake working essentially its a weird corn dog with pickles and maple syrup. I mean most corn dogs have honey so maple syrup could work.
The universe didn’t want me to watch this cooking so bad that right as the video started, my iPad fell in between my tub and the wall (which is like a really thin space) and i was panicking and trying to figure out ways to take it out while the video kept playing. Right as I somehow got the iPad out, it auto played the next one TTTTT
On the realest note, August is the kind of guy I would introduce to my sister to marry. lol He sounds like the best brother, coolest friend and even a pleasant stranger. He has such a way with words for a man so young and also I love the way thinks and expresses himself. Some things I disagree with but all in all , he really does impress me. Most people around the age of 20, I call them kids and with him, I hesitate. Probably cause he seems to be the most mature 20 year old(American) I have ever seen/heard. Thanks for your content and you restored my faith in humanity
Don't knock blending meat it's good for so many random pan fry snacks. One of my faves is when you mix the egg wash and breadcrumb mix from making (air) fried chicken together, then blend a bit of chicken and mix it together with the crumbs and egg. Fry that baby like a pancake. Fridge it and then eat it as a snack. It hits the same spot as those pepperoni snacks.
The guy reminds me of my stepbrother who used to eat sandwiches with an unholy combination of butter, nougat creme, peanut butter, cheese and jam. All together on one sandwich of course. Whenever we ate together we had to remind him to abstain from making the Frankensteins Monster-version of sandwiches because all of us would be just disgusted by it. And yes, he genuinely liked such abominations
"I cut the dough in half, rolled half the dough in my hands, and then started to form the bagussy." "OOO kay mr calabro. We're gonna have to have a talk. On the August The Duck channel we like to keep our programming child friendly, okay, so if we could- if we could cool it on the *bagussy* talk that would be splendid, alright?" "After forming and stretching the bagussy-" "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?! WOW!" Schizo moment, 11/10, very funny.
Some of these recipes remind me of my grandma's Broccoli Soup recipe....It's the broccoli, and the water you steamed it with, blended to a puree. Add butter, and seasonings to taste...Honestly I crave it now as an adult.
I've mixed cooked sausage and even cooked bacon in waffle batter before. I didn't use a blender, I just mixed all the ingredients together by hand. My kids loved them. He should've pre-cooked the chicken to ensure food safety.
The waffle is safe to eat, the chicken will be spread evenly through the waffle making it a very thing layer that jas to be baked, and a piece of chicken already starts to cook at about 40C but very very very slowly (thats why slowcooking is a thing) and waffle irons reach abput 210C it can be concluded that yes the chicken is cooked.
The chicken waffle are safe to eat. It uses two heating elements and he blended it so nice and thin. Internal temperature will be high and chicken will cook fully.
notice how he said taxes aren't a guarantee in life, personally i think that's pretty cool that being said i'm not advocating for tax fraud, i'm just saying its a victimless crime
I love that you found a guy that can actually cook but he uses his powers for evil.
Hilaroius!
definition of chaotic evil
He didn't have an Uncle Ben to explain the whole responsibility part of wielding power.
You should check out his YT channel
Right?! I could have died happy without _EVER_ hearing "cotton candy Mac and Cheeze" in the same sentence. I've seen so many terrible cooking vids that chocolate Mac and Cheeze doesn't seem as heinous as it should to me. 😂
At least this guy knows what he's doing in the kitchen, is knowingly making these weird mashup foods and being honest about liking it or not. He's not serving up bleeding chicken and saying it's delicious.
Or rotten brisket chili. Of all the things Jack has made, that's the one that sticks out to me because he actually served it to people at that cook off. 🤮🤮🤮
@@DenyThisFlesh That's just how Jack do though.
@@DenyThisFlesh That chili was something else.
That's what August said
@@DenyThisFlesh Jack casually admitting to a felony on camera is gold though
This channel is unironically becoming a cooking commentary channel and I'm here for it
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There's something about hearing his monotone voice say "Bagussy" that just...really scratches my brain
That word would be the death of me. Also baka. I hate every single one of the people who enjoy using those words.
@@bluebeka2458 Baka
He did say to give it a yeast infection.
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I'd change the dog cake recipe slightly. I'd add some cornmeal to make it taste more like a corn dog. Or change the hotdog for breakfast sausage for the 'breakfast corn dog ' variation.
Yep. I can see both of those working better. Still mustard and pickles obviously. Also that cayenne syrup instead of regular.
Yes chef !
Seriously that's a great idea. A couple of these recipes actually looked decent, better than Jack's salmonellafest.
Yeah these things can be improved upon to actually make them good
Yes! I'd actually try that.
i'd try this if i felt like sacrificing my blender lol
August slowly becoming a food critic
@@-sonnenblumen- Ikr
No he becomes a full blown villain. Those videos are his origin story.
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Listening to August yell because of the chef saying bugussy is one of the most hilarious things I've heard.
Damn, i didn't know 5 year olds where allowed to have a account here. Because i can't imagine other people mentaly older than 5 unironicaly enjoy to hear that word.
@@bluebeka2458 I meant it as a joke mate
@@bluebeka2458 Какой ты душнила, а... Даже на английский переводить не хочу лол
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@@bluebeka2458 I didnt know that the fun police was allowed on here.
Nothing gets me moister than throwing some everything bagel seasoning on my baggussy.
Can you just do me a favor, and just stop existing real quick?
@@GoreNhoney My baggussy is literally sopping with cream cheese right now.
@@kikiblair5132 ...I can't even be mad...
I hate you and everyone in their pathetic bloodline that had evolved and decide create people who uses that stupid slang. It might sound exagerated but i hate that damn freaking word with a burning passion.
@kikiblair5132 Yes officer, this comment right here.
Now that August is becoming a bad cooking critic, all he needs to do now is make the recipes he sees and make them better
Oh hell yeah, the show could be called Atrocities With August
watch out gordon ramsay
I cracked up when august said bagussy the first time then cry laughed after he said it again, didn’t know I needed that in my life
Yes the chicken waffle is safe to eat, those waffle irons are really efficient at cooking, between the heat and pressing it into a waffle shape (which has more exterior than interior).
"Do you enjoy freedom?.. Clearly not" 😂 I replayed that bit a half dozen times.
Lol I lost it at 3:26 that response you had when he said that word had me laughing way too hard 🤣
*BEGUSSY*
I love that this guy knows how to actually cook and uses his knowledge to make crazy recipes. Not only that the majority of what he makes actually looks good enough to at least try unlike Kay, Jack and most Tic Tok food.
Waffle irons are like 350°-450° on the inside and the internal temperature of a waffle is like 190° when it is finished and the chicken is puréed so finely that it should be 100% cooked in the 2 minutes or so a waffle cooks
He's using his chef powers for the memes.
I can respect that.
Honestly calabroskitchen is not bad. He knows how food works, just went mad scientist. And unironically, I want to try them.
Exactly, some of his food sounds good. And the fact he eats it instead of tossing it out, shows he has respect for food.
Can’t go wrong with an August the Duck video.
He lost me at cotton candy mac n cheese... 🤢
That primal feeling you speak of, August, is just your good old gag reflex
Honestly, this is someone purposefully making cursed food and not a terrible chef, plus he's honest about what the food is actually like and why he's making it, pretty good channel
Just have to say that "meat in a blender" can go well if you're making your own baby food. I did it and it made cooking for the family so much easier. Just blend up what the adults are having so baby can eat it too. Marvelous.
Now trying to get the baby to eat the blended meat, that's another story I bet 💀I dont think most adults would like it either.
Jesus Christ, this is why I wanted to grow up so fast
Adult food has way more salt than babies should eat, unless you blended the food before seasoning it
My brother's father-in-law had to have surgery for cancer to remove some of his esophagus. All his food, meat and everything, has to be pre-ground.
I tried that once; turns out mango-habanero chicken wings, bacon-cheese fries, and Guinness stout don’t sit well on a toddler’s stomach.
Love these - but they always come out around the time I'm making dinner 🤣 They simultaneously make me feel better about myself and skill - and less hungry 🙃
Jack's version of this recipe would be to dump a giant bag of chees onto a pack of hit dogs, and add pancake batter. Then place it in a baking pan and cook the pancake mix while leaving the hotdogs raw.
Don't forget he'd somehow burn the pancake mix while leaving said hotdogs raw.
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The hot dogs would be reformed into fresh meat chunks through some sort of reverse temporal shift.
Whenever I feel down I would watch this TikTok skits to remind myself that there are more incompetent people then me
This had me laughing to the point I almost threw up 💀
Haha, the recipes had me almost throwing up
@@callen8908 HONESTLY
I think this is why aliens arent visiting us...
What wonderful timing, just as I spent 8 hours going on a binge watching spree of this channel
3:23 to 3:56
This video was brought to you by the word Bagussy. XD
This is how all my fever dreams began with him in a kitchen.
You've heard of cooked chicken.
But have you heard of blended raw chicken?
Start with a frozen, raw chicken, chuck that in the blender, toss in some live snails, raw unwashed month old decaying sprouts, green potatoes and wild mushrooms picked at random.
*Cuts to gravestone.* "Tasted alright on the first bite... Little bit of a sour aftertaste."
Augus always makes my day feel better sometimes his videos that are the only thing that keeps me from wanting to cry I recently lost some of my motivation so this channel helps me i't always makes me laugh keep up the good work augus -hope yall enjoy your day-❤
Calabros: Only two ingredients for the cotton candy Mac and Cheese
Also Calabros: Lies to us again
The thing I hate most about hot dogs is their texture, so if it were blended into a slurry with milk and egg and pan fried, I think I'd like it more than an actual hot dog
One thing I've noticed while watching an abundance of august's videos is that his viewers in his comment section speak basically the same way he does. Specifically the phrase "and I'm here for it" ngl I'm here for it
I'm happy to hear that August is one of the few who hate the "ussy" shit slang. He gain more and more respect with each video that he made. Also you wouldn't me caught dead to eat any of those.
Also i love August's death threats after he said this 8:24
Augusts sounds like a villain treatening to kill the main hero. Also someone needs to take away the mapple syrup of this guy's hand. Please, is for his own good and ours as well. Why are people using so much sugar and syrup in everything now days? Why?? 😭
I first learned about Jack and Kay from this channel. Now waffles made with blended chicken.
I'm not mad about it.
When he used the maple syrup on the dog cake a Canadian somewhere died, and the entire country felt it in their chest.
He’s a cross between the skills of a chef and the humor of a destiny player. I approve.
Please ban these people from stepping in the kitchen ever again 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Those recipes are a literal crime against Heaven Hell Limbo and the 10 levels of Purgatory.
The way he reacted to the “bag-uSsy” part made me laugh out loud
I love seeing August get very upset at hotdogs
“Triggering a primal response in me” I am dying😂😂😂
3:26-3:46 had me dying you are funny August keep it up
Chocolate and cheddar is actaully a really good mix. Not sure about in mac and cheese but I have covered aged (sharp) cheddar in dark chocolate and its really tastey, that sweet and salty combo
Are your taste buds on crack?
Someone needs to arrest that man for crimes against humanity. The absolute disrespect to food is appalling
I had to look this up but yes, cotton candy mac n cheese is a thing. It's like life is trying to speedrun the death of food. At this point, I just need some popcorn and maybe some marshmallows to melt over this dumpster fire
The chicken waffle things looked good ... *looked* .. but I'm skeptical otherwise.
And I imagine the waffle iron cooked the 'chicken batter' thoroughly enough.
Everytime I watch videos like that, I feel the humanity in me slowly slipping away...
The *first* 10 seconds and im already repulsed
im loving august's enthusiam today! i love his content so much
The way you said you need to be studied so seriously was amazing 💀
The waffle one would be the only one I could force myself to try. Inverted meal ideas don't do anything for me personally
That one almost looked like a normal waffle and chicken nuggets. XD And that concerns me just enough to consider trying this myself one day.
The hot dog pancakes looks good, I would give them a try.
I have said it before and I will say it again, these are and will always be better than Cooking With Jack’s foods.
Love your videos bro
I'm sorry, I really like this guys' cooking. He's super creative and willing to take risks. Besides, there's nothing here that I wouldn't be afraid to just try.
See this guy I can get behind because he's deliberately making cursed things and knows it; whereas, Jack thinks he's going to be on Master Chef instead of Worst Cooks in America
I mean putting a Hotdog in a blender is just reincarnating it. From blenders they come from blenders they return
I'll be real, I've had way worse foods and the fact a chef is properly cooking these I'd absolutely try it. Anything is better than a cauliflower vegan cheese pizza with huge chunks of mystery meat? and rice pudding on it
Top 10 times I cried watching a cooking video
In all honesty I could see the dog cake working essentially its a weird corn dog with pickles and maple syrup. I mean most corn dogs have honey so maple syrup could work.
Petition for a video in which August makes the reverse chicken and waffles
I will never be the same after hearing August say ‘bagussy’
Wtf is a dog cake?
We need august to recreate these recipes
August the Duck the best UA-camr to roast these absurd cooking TikToks.
The universe didn’t want me to watch this cooking so bad that right as the video started, my iPad fell in between my tub and the wall (which is like a really thin space) and i was panicking and trying to figure out ways to take it out while the video kept playing. Right as I somehow got the iPad out, it auto played the next one TTTTT
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY" my stomach hurtsss 😭😭
I'd do the dog cakes but I'd have to do it with like...sausages instead.
Chocolate mac and cheese? I'd at least try it. I mean, I occasionally put chocolate pieces in chili.
hate to break it to you Duck but hotdogs are already blended once.
They're just returning to their roots
On the realest note, August is the kind of guy I would introduce to my sister to marry. lol He sounds like the best brother, coolest friend and even a pleasant stranger. He has such a way with words for a man so young and also I love the way thinks and expresses himself. Some things I disagree with but all in all , he really does impress me. Most people around the age of 20, I call them kids and with him, I hesitate. Probably cause he seems to be the most mature 20 year old(American) I have ever seen/heard. Thanks for your content and you restored my faith in humanity
We do honestly need to see august try the third recipe
He didn't say it's not bad, he said the first bite was fine then the cotton candy hit and it was disgusting, which is very common in a lot of food
Those dog cakes would make great prank pancakes.
Actually chicken in a blender is a way to make chicken paste which makes nuggets. I use it when i don't have the shredder machine thingy.
Love the theme of cooking commentary going on here
As a person who has an interest in cooking, I feel embarrassed when he just puts different recipes combined.
If you get lost in the ball pit, you end up in this guy's kitchen eating his backwards food for all eternity
August should definitely do a video where he cooks some of this/Jack's/Kay's food and then tries it
He was just returning the hot dogs to their primordial state of being meat paste.
Don't knock blending meat it's good for so many random pan fry snacks.
One of my faves is when you mix the egg wash and breadcrumb mix from making (air) fried chicken together, then blend a bit of chicken and mix it together with the crumbs and egg. Fry that baby like a pancake. Fridge it and then eat it as a snack. It hits the same spot as those pepperoni snacks.
Best food in china 💀
That last one made me gag just a little bit. Wishing I would've waited a little longer so I didn't feel my granola bar trying to make a reappearance.
The guy reminds me of my stepbrother who used to eat sandwiches with an unholy combination of butter, nougat creme, peanut butter, cheese and jam. All together on one sandwich of course.
Whenever we ate together we had to remind him to abstain from making the Frankensteins Monster-version of sandwiches because all of us would be just disgusted by it.
And yes, he genuinely liked such abominations
"I cut the dough in half, rolled half the dough in my hands, and then started to form the bagussy."
"OOO kay mr calabro. We're gonna have to have a talk. On the August The Duck channel we like to keep our programming child friendly, okay, so if we could- if we could cool it on the *bagussy* talk that would be splendid, alright?"
"After forming and stretching the bagussy-"
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?! WOW!"
Schizo moment, 11/10, very funny.
bro has the exact same cadence and mannerism of carl from llamas with hats. this channel is my favorite thing
Some of these recipes remind me of my grandma's Broccoli Soup recipe....It's the broccoli, and the water you steamed it with, blended to a puree. Add butter, and seasonings to taste...Honestly I crave it now as an adult.
3:41 I've never heard you sound so frustrated lmao
I've mixed cooked sausage and even cooked bacon in waffle batter before. I didn't use a blender, I just mixed all the ingredients together by hand. My kids loved them. He should've pre-cooked the chicken to ensure food safety.
Jeez, Auggie. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
The waffle is safe to eat, the chicken will be spread evenly through the waffle making it a very thing layer that jas to be baked, and a piece of chicken already starts to cook at about 40C but very very very slowly (thats why slowcooking is a thing) and waffle irons reach abput 210C it can be concluded that yes the chicken is cooked.
All these recipes are cursed, BUT THEY LOOK SOOOO GOOOD!
this guys actually hilarious, just the way he talks is sus lol
you can tell he's about to laugh every second
Would be interested to see how August cooks his food, cant have him talk smack without verifying that he himself is a competent cook too.
The chicken waffle are safe to eat. It uses two heating elements and he blended it so nice and thin. Internal temperature will be high and chicken will cook fully.
mustard, pickles, and…maple syrup is quite the flavor profile
Love how August out here insulting people in the UK for their shitty food and then shows us this glorious abomination
When a duck thinks your food is disgusting, I think that's the time to re-evaluate your life choices.
notice how he said taxes aren't a guarantee in life, personally i think that's pretty cool
that being said i'm not advocating for tax fraud, i'm just saying its a victimless crime