I spotted that aswell, that sincere " what do I base it on then, bob". Bob, this wild man, has and will continue throughout life to cross any and all boundaries available to him 😂.
I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not
Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.
I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!
"Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context
As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.
@@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.
@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.
Bob could say, he did a space walk, and still somewhere in every one of us, we would actually still find a reason however tiny, that it may be, True!. .In a castle somewhere dressed in a latex mask with sargent by the way, escorting them out of Edinburgh . Invading your garden saying "We do beg your parden, but we are in your garden" . Brewing beer for the chinese lol in Birmingham. . Or be it, tearing apart apples or pumpkins perhaps, with his bare hands. Never doubt what this man is capable of doing in life!😮.
Crying and banging my fork it’s just too much funny . I love Bob I’ve met him and he is quite shy , wonderful human but can make you laugh just with a face . He is truly golden 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
The greatest moment in this is actually not appreciated. It's David trying to bring Bob back from absurd egg-hair conditioning topics and interrogate him on the actual subject, and he is fully intentional on bringing it back to topic, and what he says, in a serious, logical manner is still so absurd that Rob can't contain his laughter and then everyone else is brought around from egg shampoo to Chris Rea running Bob a bath and it's brilliant! 3:10
All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC
David's eyes at 5:25 reflect a desperation, a genuine mental hell. They are the eyes of a broken man whose desire for the prevalence of reason and order are utterly obliterated by the irrationality and chaos of Bob Mortimer's soul. "What should I base it on, Bob?" Is not just about the temperature of the egg. It is a transcendent cry for help as his only tools, on which David always relies, logic and reason, are shattered, left meaningless as concepts as Bob Mortimer tells is ridiculous tales.
David's howl at the end of the Chris Rea story is akin the the birth scream of Slaneesh, which created the Eye of Terror and tore the fabric of reality asunder
The look on David's face when uttering "What should I base it on, Bob" will never not be priceless!!!
That's the face of a broken man.
True true. And immediately followed by „OF COUUURSE!!!“ 😂
Every time 😂😂😂😂
I spotted that aswell, that sincere " what do I base it on then, bob". Bob, this wild man, has and will continue throughout life to cross any and all boundaries available to him 😂.
No matter how many times you watch these and even though you know where they’re going, they never fail to make you laugh. Comedy gold!
It just never stops being funny!
{:o:O:}
I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not
i dont care how many times i see his clips, bob's life is crazy and i love it
If you haven't read his memoir you owe it to yourself
Bob Mortimer is the closest thing we have to a mythological trickster god
A really wholesome one, too
I always call him the Comedy Jedi, the man is incapable of not being funny...
One of the Best comments I’ve read in ages 😂
He’s the real deal
Comedy Loki
Why is it weirdly satisfying to see David completely fall apart when faced with Bob...
Lord of Logic meets the Man of Mischief
I love how he's ruining David completely 😅😅😅, Bob's a legend 😅😅
And… David enjoys it too
whoever wrote that Chris Rea card deserves some praise. It really sounds like a plausible Bob Mortimer story
everything sounds plausible when Bob is involved
well most of the story is true, he did do single with chris for Middlesbrough, bob is in the video
What doesn’t?
Imagine poor Chris Rea watching this
EVERYTHING sounds plausible when Bob explains it! He's just a legend on here! Worth every penny!
“He’s been about a bit” is the greatest understatement I’ve ever heard
Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.
Just sheer brilliance. This show with the 2 team captains and Bob, for me, make it the funniest show on TV by a long way, just brilliant
Poor Rob doesn't get a look in!
@@mateuszScott9432 And of course not forgetting Rob 😁
"Very fast company cars" and "Televised traffic" are absolutely brilliant descriptions of Formula 😂😂
Judging by how 2023's season went, I think I would prefer soil science
I love that they always put Bob on Lee’s team so he can torment David.
I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!
Best of luck hope life turns around much brighter soon
Me too - very sad time for me but Bib manages to make me laugh ❤
@@indianhistorybuff thank you! 💕
@@susantaylor5106 ❣️
Stay strong guys and girls. I hope the best of your past becomes the worst of your future! ❤
Bob’s posture & expression as he giggles are just delightful - like a naughty kid 😂
"this is just a lump of meat and feathers" still gets me every time
Whut?
But the thing still escapes LOL
I never tire of Bob Mortimer, I can watch these over and over …. 🍳 ,🐕 ,🏴🥚, 🕷️ , 😵🦉… 🥴🐈
"Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context
It kills me that the gold doily was just a bonus tossed in there with no relation to anything. 😂
So was the egg! 😂😂
Yeah, but these things are just soo Chris!
@@Gabriel-cv4vp eggeration ....?
I reckon the part about the doily was true, and he just threw it in there because why the F not.
😂
I don't think I can ever get bored of Bob :)
It's a shame this show only does 9 episodes a year. I need more David Mitchell break downs than that!
Quality over quanitity though
2:51 Debbie's face when bob says I tried to make it come is hilarious! 🤣
As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.
Ah yes, reflexology - that well known pseudoscience. "Postdoc"? Where? Mickey Mouse University?
@@hundovirstop being a snowflake, it was clearly a joke
@@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.
@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.
If there isn't a statue of Bob somewhere, we have failed as a country. Absolute legend
Bob is an absolute legend!! The kind of guy we all wish was a friend..
Ah - another Bob Mortimer video to view 3768462 times. Excellent.
The company car joke is one of the most clever jokes I heard him make. Gotta love Bob
The chemistry between Bob and David and Lee is phenomenal. But Bob is the king of the programme
I must have seen these clips over 100 times and it still makes me laugh out loud.
Same, I think I know it word for word now 😂😂😂
"Televised traffic" is such a David way to describe a Formula 1 race
That and Tentative Testicle. Amazing
Bob vs David is the WILTY equivalent of Carrot in a Box
Lee, Rob and David are absolutely brilliant together, but Bob is just a Legend
No one makes Lee laugh like Bob does. 😂
Lee runs the show when Bob is not on but when Bob is on Lee is in awe!
I don't think I've ever laughed as loudly as I do whenever Bob and David are interacting.
I love listening to David break down Bob's incredible stories 😅
If I am ever in a bad mood or having a bad day, I watch Bob Mortimer and everything is ok.
100% same
With every appearance from Bob on WILTY, David becomes visibly more concerned for his own sanity! Bob is just a genius.❤
Imagine going to a dinner party and Bob is there telling stories accompanied by vinegar and pocket meat 😅😅😅
bob vs david is the apex of comedy.
Bob is and will probably always be my favourite character on wilty
Bob Mortimer vs David Mitchell is the greatest gag never written in comedy 🤣🤣 This will feed me until the day I die 😂😂
I can watch this a hundreds times and still piss myself with laughter! It's all the little remarks he makes in between that get me.....
When Bob meets his maker, you just know every news bulletin is going to run these clips. What an epitaph.
"A ginger nut is not just a biscuit; it could also be a tentative testicle" 😂
I just realized that David and Victoria sound exactly the same when they say “This is awful”.
" I don't have to breathe in to breathe out."
So where does the air come from? 😂😂😂😢
Bob should have his own show and podcast ... I could listen to him all day long ...
Fyi, egg white coagulate at about 60°C
So definitely not in a bath. 😂
Thanks for that!
I won't ask. 😂
😂😂😂😂
I watch this once a day 😂😂
I could listen to Bob all day, he's hilarious. Nearly choked on my tea numerous times watching this😂😂
Bob could say, he did a space walk, and still somewhere in every one of us, we would actually still find a reason however tiny, that it may be, True!.
.In a castle somewhere dressed in a latex mask with sargent by the way, escorting them out of Edinburgh
. Invading your garden saying "We do beg your parden, but we are in your garden"
. Brewing beer for the chinese lol in Birmingham.
. Or be it, tearing apart apples or pumpkins perhaps, with his bare hands.
Never doubt what this man is capable of doing in life!😮.
"you'll always take them a bottle of vinegar ..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"it's all been a bit of a lot of talking" is the funniest panelist comment I've heard in years
It's as if his entire career was in preparation to lie to David Mitchell about ludicrous things.
Bob Mortimer is a complete character
Every time i watch Bobs clips and it must be over 100 times now, i cant stop laughing and have tears in my eyes. Funniest thing ever for me ❤
Oh I think I have watched this Mortimer montage 10 times now, I'm still laughing at it. Bob is a national treasure!
Totally lost it when David said, "A ginger nut is not just a biscuit, it could be a tentative testicle" 😅😅
Bob Mortimer makes me proud to be British ❤
I laughed so loud throughout. Love Bob.
I love Bob's stories, but I also love how much Bob throws David for a loop.
Can we just get a show called Would Bob Lie to You
😂😂😂
Crying and banging my fork it’s just too much funny . I love Bob I’ve met him and he is quite shy , wonderful human but can make you laugh just with a face . He is truly golden 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
The greatest moment in this is actually not appreciated. It's David trying to bring Bob back from absurd egg-hair conditioning topics and interrogate him on the actual subject, and he is fully intentional on bringing it back to topic, and what he says, in a serious, logical manner is still so absurd that Rob can't contain his laughter and then everyone else is brought around from egg shampoo to Chris Rea running Bob a bath and it's brilliant! 3:10
Bob IS Britain's funniest man - FACT
All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC
His books are absolutely incredible if you want some long-form Bob rambling
@@andybeyer2230 I'll have to give a look...thanks
I've seen Bob's sketches countless times and here I am in tears again!!
The greatest comedy mind of all time and I’ll argue with anyone on that claim
Why after watching this for the 200+ times I still laugh like the first time ??!! Why ??!!
Bob would be the perfect dinner party guest. What a wit!
He would leave foot prints on your kitchen sink when he goes for a wee.
Don’t try drinking wine and cooking while watching… you’ll never get the stains out 😂
5:26 just to see that cute, repressed, and posh face having a meltdown.
Has Bob ever been on David’s team or do they just automatically torture David?
The latter, he was always on Lee’s
"I probably prefer soil science"! 😂
“what should i base it on, bob?”
The egg story is the best ever.
I actually thought that last one could be true. Seems like something Bob would do lol
Jesus...what must life be like in Bob's World 😂🤣😂
Bob is one of the best U.K. overlooked comedians of his era
Correct
What should I base it on bob😂😂
I wonder how many lies they come up with for Bob and he has tell them "no I've actually done that". Must be a lot.
Bob “Sheogorath the Prince of Madness” Mortimer
Bob is the BEST contestant that they have on this show, by far!
Just brilliant .
Bob "Can I just say. This is very disrespectful the way you're all carrying on." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣
Effortless comedy gold
I've read his autobiography and as usual there were many surprises!
Fun fact: egg yolk is genuinely a really good conditioner for the hair 😂 not done it myself though..
All I want for Christmas is BoB Mortimer on Season 16 of WILTY because so far it hasn't aired in America and I'm sick about it.
He’s a legend
Bob you are brilliant!
Bob is one very smart guy. Super funny! 😂
Bob would be outstanding as our prime minister, he’d be able to make Britain great again
There is no one like bob! Love him
Bob is a national treasure.
This is hilarious
David's eyes at 5:25 reflect a desperation, a genuine mental hell. They are the eyes of a broken man whose desire for the prevalence of reason and order are utterly obliterated by the irrationality and chaos of Bob Mortimer's soul. "What should I base it on, Bob?" Is not just about the temperature of the egg. It is a transcendent cry for help as his only tools, on which David always relies, logic and reason, are shattered, left meaningless as concepts as Bob Mortimer tells is ridiculous tales.
There will always be one Bob Mortimer ❤️
It's like Bob Mortimer has lived at least 5 lives 😂 So many insane stories turn up being true ! 😅
Calling F1 “Televised Traffic” is the most David thing ever.
David's howl at the end of the Chris Rea story is akin the the birth scream of Slaneesh, which created the Eye of Terror and tore the fabric of reality asunder
An owl with a colostomy bag? Only in Bobs world! This was indeed a VERY sick owl!