Bob Mortimer: Eggs & Animals | Would I Lie to You?

[@yezhikvtumane210]

The look on David's face when uttering "What should I base it on, Bob" will never not be priceless!!!

[@MovieNut14]

That's the face of a broken man.

[@robinbreburda7493]

True true. And immediately followed by „OF COUUURSE!!!“ 😂

[@Emma-xd5fs]

Every time 😂😂😂😂

[@Whatyoucandoforyourcountry]

I spotted that aswell, that sincere " what do I base it on then, bob". Bob, this wild man, has and will continue throughout life to cross any and all boundaries available to him 😂.

[@Matt-8989]

No matter how many times you watch these and even though you know where they’re going, they never fail to make you laugh. Comedy gold!

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

It just never stops being funny!
{:o:O:}

[@egalomon]

I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not

[@josemaria8177]

Bob Mortimer is the closest thing we have to a mythological trickster god

[@loner8325]

A really wholesome one, too

[@nektekket852]

I always call him the Comedy Jedi, the man is incapable of not being funny...

[@ZsiZsiSzabad]

One of the Best comments I’ve read in ages 😂

[@Floninjalo]

He’s the real deal

[@TrevorCopter]

Comedy Loki

[@MovieNut14]

Why is it weirdly satisfying to see David completely fall apart when faced with Bob...

[@RickReasonnz]

Lord of Logic meets the Man of Mischief

[@user-mi1fh5pi6p]

I love how he's ruining David completely 😅😅😅, Bob's a legend 😅😅

[@MCglamour217]

I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!

[@indianhistorybuff]

Best of luck hope life turns around much brighter soon

[@susantaylor5106]

Me too - very sad time for me but Bib manages to make me laugh ❤

[@MCglamour217]

@@indianhistorybuff thank you! 💕

[@MCglamour217]

@@susantaylor5106 ❣️

[@adambage]

Stay strong guys and girls. I hope the best of your past becomes the worst of your future! ❤

[@gudea5207]

“He’s been about a bit” is the greatest understatement I’ve ever heard

[@AJ-em5rl]

whoever wrote that Chris Rea card deserves some praise. It really sounds like a plausible Bob Mortimer story

[@meatslayer5301]

everything sounds plausible when Bob is involved

[@vulkanac47]

well most of the story is true, he did do single with chris for Middlesbrough, bob is in the video

[@83gemm]

What doesn’t?

[@SykoticBanana]

Imagine poor Chris Rea watching this

[@S.Trades]

EVERYTHING sounds plausible when Bob explains it! He's just a legend on here! Worth every penny!

[@DG-pu1lp]

I love that they always put Bob on Lee’s team so he can torment David.

[@Veilou24]

"Very fast company cars" and "Televised traffic" are absolutely brilliant descriptions of Formula 😂😂

[@jacobbahr9316]

Judging by how 2023's season went, I think I would prefer soil science

[@j.2221]

"this is just a lump of meat and feathers" still gets me every time

[@gasmanrus]

Whut?

[@walmartsucks1995]

i dont care how many times i see his clips, bob's life is crazy and i love it

[@ThereAreNoHandlesLeft]

If you haven't read his memoir you owe it to yourself

[@lindaj5492]

Bob’s posture & expression as he giggles are just delightful - like a naughty kid 😂

[@83gemm]

It kills me that the gold doily was just a bonus tossed in there with no relation to anything. 😂

[@robharris8844U]

So was the egg! 😂😂

[@Gabriel-cv4vp]

Yeah, but these things are just soo Chris!

[@robharris8844U]

@@Gabriel-cv4vp eggeration ....?

[@ropeburns1928]

Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.

[@adambodhi431]

Just sheer brilliance. This show with the 2 team captains and Bob, for me, make it the funniest show on TV by a long way, just brilliant

[@mateuszScott9432]

Poor Rob doesn't get a look in!

[@adambodhi431]

@@mateuszScott9432 And of course not forgetting Rob 😁

[@liammuhlhahn780]

"Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context

[@ZolaClyde]

I never tire of Bob Mortimer, I can watch these over and over …. 🍳 ,🐕 ,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥚, 🕷️ , 😵🦉… 🥴🐈

[@baab4229]

"Televised traffic" is such a David way to describe a Formula 1 race

[@peteh4355]

That and Tentative Testicle. Amazing

[@IslandAFOL]

If I am ever in a bad mood or having a bad day, I watch Bob Mortimer and everything is ok.

[@rebekka6]

100% same

[@BradleeRoss]

No one makes Lee laugh like Bob does. 😂

[@robharris8844U]

Lee runs the show when Bob is not on but when Bob is on Lee is in awe!

[@dannywigan20]

I don't think I can ever get bored of Bob :)

[@TheMilkyWayFlid]

If there isn't a statue of Bob somewhere, we have failed as a country. Absolute legend

[@Mrdreadwarrior]

The company car joke is one of the most clever jokes I heard him make. Gotta love Bob

[@mrquirky3626]

It's a shame this show only does 9 episodes a year. I need more David Mitchell break downs than that!

[@Kleavers]

Quality over quanitity though

[@garycrane7490]

The chemistry between Bob and David and Lee is phenomenal. But Bob is the king of the programme

[@HM-fu9qq]

Lee, Rob and David are absolutely brilliant together, but Bob is just a Legend

[@PastaRiiCe123]

"A ginger nut is not just a biscuit; it could also be a tentative testicle" 😂

[@chrishopkins3316]

Bob vs David is the WILTY equivalent of Carrot in a Box

[@barksyboyking]

Ah - another Bob Mortimer video to view 3768462 times. Excellent.

[@AeolianMusica]

As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.

[@hundovir]

Ah yes, reflexology - that well known pseudoscience. "Postdoc"? Where? Mickey Mouse University?

[@A1937CX]

@@hundovirstop being a snowflake, it was clearly a joke

[@hundovir]

@@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.

[@Not_An_EV]

​@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.

[@AJ-ei3ee]

Imagine going to a dinner party and Bob is there telling stories accompanied by vinegar and pocket meat 😅😅😅

[@gordonkerr7943]

With every appearance from Bob on WILTY, David becomes visibly more concerned for his own sanity! Bob is just a genius.❤

[@Pantsman1973]

When Bob meets his maker, you just know every news bulletin is going to run these clips. What an epitaph.

[@djmattc1978]

I must have seen these clips over 100 times and it still makes me laugh out loud.

[@AJ-ei3ee]

Same, I think I know it word for word now 😂😂😂

[@Merlin_Price]

It's as if his entire career was in preparation to lie to David Mitchell about ludicrous things.

[@huckleberry12]

bob vs david is the apex of comedy.

[@emilyzahora3330]

I just realized that David and Victoria sound exactly the same when they say “This is awful”.

[@JonnyBSmiff]

2:51 Debbie's face when bob says I tried to make it come is hilarious! 🤣

[@petejones879]

Bob is and will probably always be my favourite character on wilty

[@yuppys]

I can watch this a hundreds times and still piss myself with laughter! It's all the little remarks he makes in between that get me.....

[@ludoviclemaignen9432]

Fyi, egg white coagulate at about 60°C

[@youknowwho9247]

So definitely not in a bath. 😂

[@galiyan06]

Thanks for that!

[@johnnyjohnn281]

I won't ask. 😂

[@onelove154]

😂😂😂😂

[@AveragePicker]

Can we just get a show called Would Bob Lie to You

[@AJ-ei3ee]

😂😂😂

[@chazertronfivethousand4425]

I love Bob's stories, but I also love how much Bob throws David for a loop.

[@lalduhawmachongthu2835]

Totally lost it when David said, "A ginger nut is not just a biscuit, it could be a tentative testicle" 😅😅

[@ahmedhamada1423]

" I don't have to breathe in to breathe out."
So where does the air come from? 😂😂😂😢

[@makeup-dances]

I could listen to Bob all day, he's hilarious. Nearly choked on my tea numerous times watching this😂😂

[@2dark09]

I watch this once a day 😂😂

[@wendywatkins628]

Oh I think I have watched this Mortimer montage 10 times now, I'm still laughing at it. Bob is a national treasure!

[@franksfiddle9031]

"you'll always take them a bottle of vinegar ..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danielarlay]

“what should i base it on, bob?”

[@TheMelanda]

"it's all been a bit of a lot of talking" is the funniest panelist comment I've heard in years

[@EHYHDY]

Bob Mortimer makes me proud to be British ❤

[@GAZWALMSLEY]

Bob IS Britain's funniest man - FACT

[@clairewheeler2937]

I laughed so loud throughout. Love Bob.

[@DG-pu1lp]

Bob would be the perfect dinner party guest. What a wit!

[@nobodyanderson4353]

He would leave foot prints on your kitchen sink when he goes for a wee.

[@RyanMeaux]

Calling F1 “Televised Traffic” is the most David thing ever.

[@Momo-Trio-Buzz]

Don’t try drinking wine and cooking while watching… you’ll never get the stains out 😂

[@BeansMcCoy]

Has Bob ever been on David’s team or do they just automatically torture David?

[@joelangley7974]

The latter, he was always on Lee’s

[@dej71]

Bob “Sheogorath the Prince of Madness” Mortimer

[@rooty]

I wonder how many lies they come up with for Bob and he has tell them "no I've actually done that". Must be a lot.

[@gilwood7530]

All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC

[@andybeyer2230]

His books are absolutely incredible if you want some long-form Bob rambling

[@gilwood7530]

@@andybeyer2230 I'll have to give a look...thanks

[@mygaffer]

It is an incredibly sick owl!

[@S.Trades]

"I probably prefer soil science"! 😂

[@grahamwallner603]

Give Bob a knighthood please!

[@brofenix]

I actually thought that last one could be true. Seems like something Bob would do lol

[@carolynp3114]

All I want for Christmas is BoB Mortimer on Season 16 of WILTY because so far it hasn't aired in America and I'm sick about it.

[@AA-69]

Jesus...what must life be like in Bob's World 😂🤣😂

[@christopherpenny5826]

Fun fact: egg yolk is genuinely a really good conditioner for the hair 😂 not done it myself though..

[@stephenswistchew7720]

Funniest show on tv and none of it written or rehearsed all ad lib pure genius American comedy should see this and learn it’s funnier to be natural than some writers idea of what’s funny

[@Anil18834]

Bob Mortimer is a complete character

[@mikegwillis]

Bob should have his own show and podcast ... I could listen to him all day long ...

[@Obrey1950]

I don’t have to breathe in to breathe out. 😂

[@mikeolly67]

Bob would be outstanding as our prime minister, he’d be able to make Britain great again

[@criptopherwalken1390]

I see Bob Mortimer i click. Simple as that.

[@Whatyoucandoforyourcountry]

Bob could say, he did a space walk, and still somewhere in every one of us, we would actually still find a reason however tiny, that it may be, True!.
.In a castle somewhere dressed in a latex mask with sargent by the way, escorting them out of Edinburgh
. Invading your garden saying "We do beg your parden, but we are in your garden"
. Brewing beer for the chinese lol in Birmingham.
. Or be it, tearing apart apples or pumpkins perhaps, with his bare hands.
Never doubt what this man is capable of doing in life!😮.

[@onelove154]

Bob "Can I just say. This is very disrespectful the way you're all carrying on." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@EliteGi]

The greatest moment in this is actually not appreciated. It's David trying to bring Bob back from absurd egg-hair conditioning topics and interrogate him on the actual subject, and he is fully intentional on bringing it back to topic, and what he says, in a serious, logical manner is still so absurd that Rob can't contain his laughter and then everyone else is brought around from egg shampoo to Chris Rea running Bob a bath and it's brilliant! 3:10

[@ashjackson7088]

If you had the soul stone from the avengers and a bunch of serotonin, you’d get Bob

[@Trillock-hy1cf]

WILTY is just not the same without Bob Mortimer on it.

[@malahammer]

What about the snipers friend and Inspector Bytheway 😭

[@tc2486]

I've seen Bob's sketches countless times and here I am in tears again!!

[@going2Mars]

‘Pocket meat’!

[@belindamay8063]

‘A box of owl nourishment”!

[@user-lt4px7ld4u]

Damon put it in the glove box😂

[@S.Trades]

Bob is one very smart guy. Super funny! 😂

[@dg8620]

"He was driving for a company that makes very fast company cars", UA-cam then immediately cut to a Hertz commercial. Damnit, the algorithm is getting better.

[@Giriprakash8]

What should I base it on bob😂😂

[@belindamay8063]

The egg story is the best ever.

[@S.Trades]

An owl with a colostomy bag? Only in Bobs world! This was indeed a VERY sick owl!

[@HipsyJ]

Bob is pure genius.

[@ManojViolin]

Bob Mortimer is Loki.

[@marcushinton772]

I've read his autobiography and as usual there were many surprises!

[@mohammedzahid1990]

This is hilarious

[@PatstarDeluxe]

The chemical analysis of the behaviour of the albumin

[@paulpaul5606]

He’s a legend

[@unknownname1941]

There will always be one Bob Mortimer ❤️

[@JonnyBSmiff]

Bob mortimer is a national treasure 😊

[@steveryan4410]

Does the Dog have a Tattoo..... iam gone i missed the next few minutes... GOLD PURE GOLD

[@user-qx3eb2jx1p]

''Im GINGER about them '' 😅

[@marydillonsalai8985]

“Spider looking around.”

[@Lamb208]

I’m peeing myself laughing

[@onelove154]

Bob. "Damon. We all know. If you pop a sausage roll into an American's pocket it brings him good luck." 😂🤣😂🤣😂