Bob Mortimer: Eggs & Animals | Would I Lie to You?

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  • @yezhikvtumane210
    @yezhikvtumane210 Рік тому +567

    The look on David's face when uttering "What should I base it on, Bob" will never not be priceless!!!

    • @MovieNut14
      @MovieNut14 8 місяців тому

      That's the face of a broken man.

    • @robinbreburda7493
      @robinbreburda7493 8 місяців тому +10

      True true. And immediately followed by „OF COUUURSE!!!“ 😂

    • @Emma-xd5fs
      @Emma-xd5fs 8 місяців тому +3

      Every time 😂😂😂😂

    • @BrittonWalkingBritainBushcraft
      @BrittonWalkingBritainBushcraft 5 місяців тому +2

      I spotted that aswell, that sincere " what do I base it on then, bob". Bob, this wild man, has and will continue throughout life to cross any and all boundaries available to him 😂.

  • @Matt-8989
    @Matt-8989 Рік тому +687

    No matter how many times you watch these and even though you know where they’re going, they never fail to make you laugh. Comedy gold!

    • @ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095
      @ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 Рік тому +10

      It just never stops being funny!
      {:o:O:}

    • @egalomon
      @egalomon Рік тому +16

      I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not

  • @AJ-em5rl
    @AJ-em5rl Рік тому +598

    whoever wrote that Chris Rea card deserves some praise. It really sounds like a plausible Bob Mortimer story

    • @meatslayer5301
      @meatslayer5301 Рік тому +52

      everything sounds plausible when Bob is involved

    • @vulkanac47
      @vulkanac47 Рік тому +33

      well most of the story is true, he did do single with chris for Middlesbrough, bob is in the video

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm Рік тому +2

      What doesn’t?

    • @SykoticBanana
      @SykoticBanana 10 місяців тому +4

      Imagine poor Chris Rea watching this

    • @S.Trades
      @S.Trades 7 місяців тому +3

      EVERYTHING sounds plausible when Bob explains it! He's just a legend on here! Worth every penny!

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Рік тому +1798

    Bob Mortimer is the closest thing we have to a mythological trickster god

    • @loner8325
      @loner8325 Рік тому +54

      A really wholesome one, too

    • @nektekket852
      @nektekket852 Рік тому +44

      I always call him the Comedy Jedi, the man is incapable of not being funny...

    • @ZsiZsiSzabad
      @ZsiZsiSzabad Рік тому +21

      One of the Best comments I’ve read in ages 😂

    • @Floninjalo
      @Floninjalo Рік тому +9

      He’s the real deal

    • @TrevorCopter
      @TrevorCopter Рік тому +19

      Comedy Loki

  • @walmartsucks1995
    @walmartsucks1995 Рік тому +247

    i dont care how many times i see his clips, bob's life is crazy and i love it

  • @gudea5207
    @gudea5207 Рік тому +194

    “He’s been about a bit” is the greatest understatement I’ve ever heard

  • @DG-pu1lp
    @DG-pu1lp Рік тому +206

    I love that they always put Bob on Lee’s team so he can torment David.

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 11 днів тому

      That is so true😂👏

  • @j.2221
    @j.2221 11 місяців тому +128

    "this is just a lump of meat and feathers" still gets me every time

    • @gasmanrus
      @gasmanrus 5 місяців тому

      Whut?

    • @zuja666
      @zuja666 Місяць тому +1

      But the thing still escapes LOL

  • @lindaj5492
    @lindaj5492 8 місяців тому +36

    Bob’s posture & expression as he giggles are just delightful - like a naughty kid 😂

  • @MovieNut14
    @MovieNut14 Рік тому +674

    Why is it weirdly satisfying to see David completely fall apart when faced with Bob...

    • @RickReasonnz
      @RickReasonnz Рік тому +49

      Lord of Logic meets the Man of Mischief

    • @גטרישראל
      @גטרישראל 8 місяців тому +13

      I love how he's ruining David completely 😅😅😅, Bob's a legend 😅😅

    • @johnnyfastfingers
      @johnnyfastfingers 4 місяці тому +4

      And… David enjoys it too

  • @Veilou24
    @Veilou24 Рік тому +236

    "Very fast company cars" and "Televised traffic" are absolutely brilliant descriptions of Formula 😂😂

    • @jacobbahr9316
      @jacobbahr9316 6 місяців тому +2

      Judging by how 2023's season went, I think I would prefer soil science

  • @adambodhi431
    @adambodhi431 Рік тому +159

    Just sheer brilliance. This show with the 2 team captains and Bob, for me, make it the funniest show on TV by a long way, just brilliant

    • @mateuszScott9432
      @mateuszScott9432 Рік тому +6

      Poor Rob doesn't get a look in!

    • @adambodhi431
      @adambodhi431 Рік тому +5

      @@mateuszScott9432 And of course not forgetting Rob 😁

  • @JonnyBSmiff
    @JonnyBSmiff 8 місяців тому +11

    2:51 Debbie's face when bob says I tried to make it come is hilarious! 🤣

  • @ropeburns1928
    @ropeburns1928 10 місяців тому +102

    Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm Рік тому +161

    It kills me that the gold doily was just a bonus tossed in there with no relation to anything. 😂

    • @robharris8844U
      @robharris8844U Рік тому +5

      So was the egg! 😂😂

    • @Gabriel-cv4vp
      @Gabriel-cv4vp Рік тому +24

      Yeah, but these things are just soo Chris!

    • @robharris8844U
      @robharris8844U Рік тому +4

      @@Gabriel-cv4vp eggeration ....?

    • @headrockbeats
      @headrockbeats 2 місяці тому

      I reckon the part about the doily was true, and he just threw it in there because why the F not.

    • @benwright3214
      @benwright3214 2 місяці тому

      😂

  • @liammuhlhahn780
    @liammuhlhahn780 8 місяців тому +53

    "Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context

  • @MCglamour217
    @MCglamour217 8 місяців тому +161

    I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!

    • @indianhistorybuff
      @indianhistorybuff 8 місяців тому +13

      Best of luck hope life turns around much brighter soon

    • @susantaylor5106
      @susantaylor5106 8 місяців тому +9

      Me too - very sad time for me but Bib manages to make me laugh ❤

    • @MCglamour217
      @MCglamour217 8 місяців тому +3

      @@indianhistorybuff thank you! 💕

    • @MCglamour217
      @MCglamour217 8 місяців тому +2

      @@susantaylor5106 ❣️

    • @adambage
      @adambage 7 місяців тому +9

      Stay strong guys and girls. I hope the best of your past becomes the worst of your future! ❤

  • @ZolaClyde
    @ZolaClyde Рік тому +104

    I never tire of Bob Mortimer, I can watch these over and over …. 🍳 ,🐕 ,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥚, 🕷️ , 😵🦉… 🥴🐈

  • @dannywigan20
    @dannywigan20 5 місяців тому +19

    I don't think I can ever get bored of Bob :)

  • @barksyboyking
    @barksyboyking Рік тому +77

    Ah - another Bob Mortimer video to view 3768462 times. Excellent.

  • @MilkyWayFlid
    @MilkyWayFlid Рік тому +48

    If there isn't a statue of Bob somewhere, we have failed as a country. Absolute legend

  • @garycrane7490
    @garycrane7490 7 місяців тому +14

    The chemistry between Bob and David and Lee is phenomenal. But Bob is the king of the programme

  • @baab4229
    @baab4229 Рік тому +59

    "Televised traffic" is such a David way to describe a Formula 1 race

    • @peteh4355
      @peteh4355 4 місяці тому

      That and Tentative Testicle. Amazing

  • @Mrdreadwarrior
    @Mrdreadwarrior Рік тому +51

    The company car joke is one of the most clever jokes I heard him make. Gotta love Bob

  • @mrquirky3626
    @mrquirky3626 Рік тому +113

    It's a shame this show only does 9 episodes a year. I need more David Mitchell break downs than that!

    • @Kleavers
      @Kleavers Рік тому +22

      Quality over quanitity though

  • @HM-fu9qq
    @HM-fu9qq Рік тому +44

    Lee, Rob and David are absolutely brilliant together, but Bob is just a Legend

  • @BradleeRoss
    @BradleeRoss Рік тому +113

    No one makes Lee laugh like Bob does. 😂

    • @robharris8844U
      @robharris8844U Рік тому +8

      Lee runs the show when Bob is not on but when Bob is on Lee is in awe!

  • @PastaRiiCe123
    @PastaRiiCe123 Рік тому +35

    "A ginger nut is not just a biscuit; it could also be a tentative testicle" 😂

  • @Jay-tg2ce
    @Jay-tg2ce 4 місяці тому +8

    Bob is an absolute legend!! The kind of guy we all wish was a friend..

  • @chrishopkins3316
    @chrishopkins3316 Рік тому +60

    Bob vs David is the WILTY equivalent of Carrot in a Box

  • @AeolianMusica
    @AeolianMusica Рік тому +85

    As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.

    • @hundovir
      @hundovir Рік тому +7

      Ah yes, reflexology - that well known pseudoscience. "Postdoc"? Where? Mickey Mouse University?

    • @A1937CX
      @A1937CX 11 місяців тому +14

      @@hundovirstop being a snowflake, it was clearly a joke

    • @hundovir
      @hundovir 11 місяців тому +3

      @@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 7 місяців тому

      ​@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.

  • @KVBricks
    @KVBricks 7 місяців тому +20

    If I am ever in a bad mood or having a bad day, I watch Bob Mortimer and everything is ok.

    • @rebekka6
      @rebekka6 5 місяців тому +1

      100% same

  • @headrockbeats
    @headrockbeats 2 місяці тому +3

    I don't think I've ever laughed as loudly as I do whenever Bob and David are interacting.

  • @djmattc1978
    @djmattc1978 Рік тому +35

    I must have seen these clips over 100 times and it still makes me laugh out loud.

    • @AJ-ei3ee
      @AJ-ei3ee Рік тому +5

      Same, I think I know it word for word now 😂😂😂

  • @AJ-ei3ee
    @AJ-ei3ee Рік тому +38

    Imagine going to a dinner party and Bob is there telling stories accompanied by vinegar and pocket meat 😅😅😅

  • @huckleberry12
    @huckleberry12 Рік тому +25

    bob vs david is the apex of comedy.

  • @franksfiddle9031
    @franksfiddle9031 9 місяців тому +6

    "you'll always take them a bottle of vinegar ..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pantsman1973
    @Pantsman1973 Рік тому +19

    When Bob meets his maker, you just know every news bulletin is going to run these clips. What an epitaph.

  • @ahmedhamada1423
    @ahmedhamada1423 9 місяців тому +6

    " I don't have to breathe in to breathe out."
    So where does the air come from? 😂😂😂😢

  • @gordonkerr7943
    @gordonkerr7943 7 місяців тому +11

    With every appearance from Bob on WILTY, David becomes visibly more concerned for his own sanity! Bob is just a genius.❤

  • @angleruk3190
    @angleruk3190 3 місяці тому +4

    I love listening to David break down Bob's incredible stories 😅

  • @yuppys
    @yuppys Рік тому +12

    I can watch this a hundreds times and still piss myself with laughter! It's all the little remarks he makes in between that get me.....

  • @petejones879
    @petejones879 Рік тому +20

    Bob is and will probably always be my favourite character on wilty

  • @lalduhawmachongthu2835
    @lalduhawmachongthu2835 10 місяців тому +7

    Totally lost it when David said, "A ginger nut is not just a biscuit, it could be a tentative testicle" 😅😅

  • @TheMelanda
    @TheMelanda 11 місяців тому +9

    "it's all been a bit of a lot of talking" is the funniest panelist comment I've heard in years

  • @nottsguy5715
    @nottsguy5715 5 днів тому +1

    ‘If you knew him you know, it’s sooo Chris’ 😂😂

  • @mikegwillis
    @mikegwillis 4 місяці тому +2

    Bob should have his own show and podcast ... I could listen to him all day long ...

  • @emilyzahora3330
    @emilyzahora3330 Рік тому +28

    I just realized that David and Victoria sound exactly the same when they say “This is awful”.

  • @wendywatkins628
    @wendywatkins628 9 місяців тому +3

    Oh I think I have watched this Mortimer montage 10 times now, I'm still laughing at it. Bob is a national treasure!

  • @pollyamies3261
    @pollyamies3261 3 місяці тому +2

    Crying and banging my fork it’s just too much funny . I love Bob I’ve met him and he is quite shy , wonderful human but can make you laugh just with a face . He is truly golden 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

  • @Anil18834
    @Anil18834 6 місяців тому +6

    Bob Mortimer is a complete character

  • @2dark09
    @2dark09 Рік тому +21

    I watch this once a day 😂😂

  • @clairewheeler2937
    @clairewheeler2937 Рік тому +11

    I laughed so loud throughout. Love Bob.

  • @employee962
    @employee962 4 місяці тому +6

    David's eyes at 5:25 reflect a desperation, a genuine mental hell. They are the eyes of a broken man whose desire for the prevalence of reason and order are utterly obliterated by the irrationality and chaos of Bob Mortimer's soul. "What should I base it on, Bob?" Is not just about the temperature of the egg. It is a transcendent cry for help as his only tools, on which David always relies, logic and reason, are shattered, left meaningless as concepts as Bob Mortimer tells is ridiculous tales.

  • @makeup-dances
    @makeup-dances Рік тому +13

    I could listen to Bob all day, he's hilarious. Nearly choked on my tea numerous times watching this😂😂

  • @stevejag7625
    @stevejag7625 2 місяці тому +2

    Every time i watch Bobs clips and it must be over 100 times now, i cant stop laughing and have tears in my eyes. Funniest thing ever for me ❤

  • @EliteGi
    @EliteGi 4 місяці тому +2

    The greatest moment in this is actually not appreciated. It's David trying to bring Bob back from absurd egg-hair conditioning topics and interrogate him on the actual subject, and he is fully intentional on bringing it back to topic, and what he says, in a serious, logical manner is still so absurd that Rob can't contain his laughter and then everyone else is brought around from egg shampoo to Chris Rea running Bob a bath and it's brilliant! 3:10

  • @S.Trades
    @S.Trades 7 місяців тому +4

    "I probably prefer soil science"! 😂

  • @chazertronfivethousand4425
    @chazertronfivethousand4425 5 місяців тому +3

    I love Bob's stories, but I also love how much Bob throws David for a loop.

  • @onelove154
    @onelove154 7 місяців тому +8

    Bob "Can I just say. This is very disrespectful the way you're all carrying on." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I can't stop laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Merlin_Price
    @Merlin_Price Рік тому +30

    It's as if his entire career was in preparation to lie to David Mitchell about ludicrous things.

  • @AlanSari2714
    @AlanSari2714 3 місяці тому +1

    Why after watching this for the 200+ times I still laugh like the first time ??!! Why ??!!

  • @ludoviclemaignen9432
    @ludoviclemaignen9432 Рік тому +47

    Fyi, egg white coagulate at about 60°C

  • @weare2iq376
    @weare2iq376 4 місяці тому +5

    Bob Mortimer vs David Mitchell is the greatest gag never written in comedy 🤣🤣 This will feed me until the day I die 😂😂

  • @DG-pu1lp
    @DG-pu1lp Рік тому +8

    Bob would be the perfect dinner party guest. What a wit!

    • @nobodyanderson4353
      @nobodyanderson4353 Рік тому +1

      He would leave foot prints on your kitchen sink when he goes for a wee.

  • @AveragePicker
    @AveragePicker Рік тому +44

    Can we just get a show called Would Bob Lie to You

  • @belindamay8063
    @belindamay8063 9 місяців тому +6

    The egg story is the best ever.

  • @BeansMcCoy
    @BeansMcCoy Рік тому +23

    Has Bob ever been on David’s team or do they just automatically torture David?

  • @EHYHDY
    @EHYHDY Рік тому +25

    Bob Mortimer makes me proud to be British ❤

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 Рік тому +19

    All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC

    • @andybeyer2230
      @andybeyer2230 Рік тому +5

      His books are absolutely incredible if you want some long-form Bob rambling

    • @gilwood7530
      @gilwood7530 Рік тому

      @@andybeyer2230 I'll have to give a look...thanks

  • @Momo-Trio-Buzz
    @Momo-Trio-Buzz Рік тому +7

    Don’t try drinking wine and cooking while watching… you’ll never get the stains out 😂

  • @BrittonWalkingBritainBushcraft
    @BrittonWalkingBritainBushcraft 5 місяців тому +5

    Bob could say, he did a space walk, and still somewhere in every one of us, we would actually still find a reason however tiny, that it may be, True!.
    .In a castle somewhere dressed in a latex mask with sargent by the way, escorting them out of Edinburgh
    . Invading your garden saying "We do beg your parden, but we are in your garden"
    . Brewing beer for the chinese lol in Birmingham.
    . Or be it, tearing apart apples or pumpkins perhaps, with his bare hands.
    Never doubt what this man is capable of doing in life!😮.

  • @danielarlay
    @danielarlay Рік тому +14

    “what should i base it on, bob?”

  • @RyanMeaux
    @RyanMeaux 6 місяців тому +5

    Calling F1 “Televised Traffic” is the most David thing ever.

  • @GAZWALMSLEY
    @GAZWALMSLEY 11 місяців тому +8

    Bob IS Britain's funniest man - FACT

  • @dej71
    @dej71 Рік тому +10

    Bob “Sheogorath the Prince of Madness” Mortimer

  • @butteredbeanz
    @butteredbeanz 2 місяці тому +1

    Bob is one of the best U.K. overlooked comedians of his era

  • @tc2486
    @tc2486 8 місяців тому +1

    I've seen Bob's sketches countless times and here I am in tears again!!

  • @Gerard-Fisher
    @Gerard-Fisher 3 місяці тому +1

    Effortless comedy gold

  • @giddz7008
    @giddz7008 11 місяців тому +2

    Bob is a national treasure.

  • @S.Trades
    @S.Trades 7 місяців тому +1

    An owl with a colostomy bag? Only in Bobs world! This was indeed a VERY sick owl!

  • @marcushinton772
    @marcushinton772 7 місяців тому +1

    I've read his autobiography and as usual there were many surprises!

  • @elizabethvarney7935
    @elizabethvarney7935 9 місяців тому +1

    Just brilliant .

  • @Obrey1950
    @Obrey1950 4 місяці тому +1

    I don’t have to breathe in to breathe out. 😂

  • @alanpowell24
    @alanpowell24 Місяць тому

    Bob is the BEST contestant that they have on this show, by far!

  • @rooty
    @rooty 11 місяців тому +10

    I wonder how many lies they come up with for Bob and he has tell them "no I've actually done that". Must be a lot.

  • @kevinfairclough4619
    @kevinfairclough4619 9 місяців тому

    Loved every minute. Lee’s brain is wired for quick comedy. 😂

  • @paulpaul5606
    @paulpaul5606 11 місяців тому +2

    He’s a legend

  • @mohammedzahid1990
    @mohammedzahid1990 Рік тому +5

    This is hilarious

  • @AA-69
    @AA-69 10 місяців тому +3

    Jesus...what must life be like in Bob's World 😂🤣😂

  • @S.Trades
    @S.Trades 7 місяців тому +1

    Bob is one very smart guy. Super funny! 😂

  • @stevebl5898
    @stevebl5898 2 місяці тому

    I would be terrible at this game but I would so love to face Bob in it!
    "This is the longest conversation about rubbing a dog I've ever had."

  • @djheedless5697
    @djheedless5697 9 місяців тому +2

    I don't have to breathe in to breathe out hahahaha

    • @paulcarden7568
      @paulcarden7568 8 місяців тому

      I thought that was hilarious but there was no reaction to it, from anyone, possibly and edit was made.

  • @christopherpenny5826
    @christopherpenny5826 Рік тому +8

    Fun fact: egg yolk is genuinely a really good conditioner for the hair 😂 not done it myself though..

  • @Nursiie
    @Nursiie 2 місяці тому

    There is no one like bob! Love him

  • @unknownname1941
    @unknownname1941 Рік тому +6

    There will always be one Bob Mortimer ❤️

  • @danishih
    @danishih 9 місяців тому +1

    David's howl at the end of the Chris Rea story is akin the the birth scream of Slaneesh, which created the Eye of Terror and tore the fabric of reality asunder

  • @jacquelinehauser220
    @jacquelinehauser220 2 місяці тому

    Bob you are brilliant!

  • @Giriprakash8
    @Giriprakash8 Рік тому +15

    What should I base it on bob😂😂

  • @brofenix
    @brofenix 6 місяців тому +2

    @12:54 fuckin' Bob Mortimer >< Haha, that was such straight-faced comedy lol. He's really good at being straight telling a story or lie, and giving deadpan jokes :D