I spotted that aswell, that sincere " what do I base it on then, bob". Bob, this wild man, has and will continue throughout life to cross any and all boundaries available to him 😂.
I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not
Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.
"Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context
I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!
As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.
@@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.
@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.
Crying and banging my fork it’s just too much funny . I love Bob I’ve met him and he is quite shy , wonderful human but can make you laugh just with a face . He is truly golden 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
David's eyes at 5:25 reflect a desperation, a genuine mental hell. They are the eyes of a broken man whose desire for the prevalence of reason and order are utterly obliterated by the irrationality and chaos of Bob Mortimer's soul. "What should I base it on, Bob?" Is not just about the temperature of the egg. It is a transcendent cry for help as his only tools, on which David always relies, logic and reason, are shattered, left meaningless as concepts as Bob Mortimer tells is ridiculous tales.
The greatest moment in this is actually not appreciated. It's David trying to bring Bob back from absurd egg-hair conditioning topics and interrogate him on the actual subject, and he is fully intentional on bringing it back to topic, and what he says, in a serious, logical manner is still so absurd that Rob can't contain his laughter and then everyone else is brought around from egg shampoo to Chris Rea running Bob a bath and it's brilliant! 3:10
All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC
Bob could say, he did a space walk, and still somewhere in every one of us, we would actually still find a reason however tiny, that it may be, True!. .In a castle somewhere dressed in a latex mask with sargent by the way, escorting them out of Edinburgh . Invading your garden saying "We do beg your parden, but we are in your garden" . Brewing beer for the chinese lol in Birmingham. . Or be it, tearing apart apples or pumpkins perhaps, with his bare hands. Never doubt what this man is capable of doing in life!😮.
David's howl at the end of the Chris Rea story is akin the the birth scream of Slaneesh, which created the Eye of Terror and tore the fabric of reality asunder
@12:54 fuckin' Bob Mortimer >< Haha, that was such straight-faced comedy lol. He's really good at being straight telling a story or lie, and giving deadpan jokes :D
The look on David's face when uttering "What should I base it on, Bob" will never not be priceless!!!
That's the face of a broken man.
True true. And immediately followed by „OF COUUURSE!!!“ 😂
Every time 😂😂😂😂
I spotted that aswell, that sincere " what do I base it on then, bob". Bob, this wild man, has and will continue throughout life to cross any and all boundaries available to him 😂.
No matter how many times you watch these and even though you know where they’re going, they never fail to make you laugh. Comedy gold!
It just never stops being funny!
{:o:O:}
I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not
whoever wrote that Chris Rea card deserves some praise. It really sounds like a plausible Bob Mortimer story
everything sounds plausible when Bob is involved
well most of the story is true, he did do single with chris for Middlesbrough, bob is in the video
What doesn’t?
Imagine poor Chris Rea watching this
EVERYTHING sounds plausible when Bob explains it! He's just a legend on here! Worth every penny!
Bob Mortimer is the closest thing we have to a mythological trickster god
A really wholesome one, too
I always call him the Comedy Jedi, the man is incapable of not being funny...
One of the Best comments I’ve read in ages 😂
He’s the real deal
Comedy Loki
i dont care how many times i see his clips, bob's life is crazy and i love it
If you haven't read his memoir you owe it to yourself
“He’s been about a bit” is the greatest understatement I’ve ever heard
I love that they always put Bob on Lee’s team so he can torment David.
That is so true😂👏
"this is just a lump of meat and feathers" still gets me every time
Whut?
But the thing still escapes LOL
Bob’s posture & expression as he giggles are just delightful - like a naughty kid 😂
Why is it weirdly satisfying to see David completely fall apart when faced with Bob...
Lord of Logic meets the Man of Mischief
I love how he's ruining David completely 😅😅😅, Bob's a legend 😅😅
And… David enjoys it too
"Very fast company cars" and "Televised traffic" are absolutely brilliant descriptions of Formula 😂😂
Judging by how 2023's season went, I think I would prefer soil science
Just sheer brilliance. This show with the 2 team captains and Bob, for me, make it the funniest show on TV by a long way, just brilliant
Poor Rob doesn't get a look in!
@@mateuszScott9432 And of course not forgetting Rob 😁
2:51 Debbie's face when bob says I tried to make it come is hilarious! 🤣
Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.
It kills me that the gold doily was just a bonus tossed in there with no relation to anything. 😂
So was the egg! 😂😂
Yeah, but these things are just soo Chris!
@@Gabriel-cv4vp eggeration ....?
I reckon the part about the doily was true, and he just threw it in there because why the F not.
😂
"Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context
I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!
Best of luck hope life turns around much brighter soon
Me too - very sad time for me but Bib manages to make me laugh ❤
@@indianhistorybuff thank you! 💕
@@susantaylor5106 ❣️
Stay strong guys and girls. I hope the best of your past becomes the worst of your future! ❤
I never tire of Bob Mortimer, I can watch these over and over …. 🍳 ,🐕 ,🏴🥚, 🕷️ , 😵🦉… 🥴🐈
I don't think I can ever get bored of Bob :)
Ah - another Bob Mortimer video to view 3768462 times. Excellent.
If there isn't a statue of Bob somewhere, we have failed as a country. Absolute legend
The chemistry between Bob and David and Lee is phenomenal. But Bob is the king of the programme
"Televised traffic" is such a David way to describe a Formula 1 race
That and Tentative Testicle. Amazing
The company car joke is one of the most clever jokes I heard him make. Gotta love Bob
It's a shame this show only does 9 episodes a year. I need more David Mitchell break downs than that!
Quality over quanitity though
Lee, Rob and David are absolutely brilliant together, but Bob is just a Legend
No one makes Lee laugh like Bob does. 😂
Lee runs the show when Bob is not on but when Bob is on Lee is in awe!
"A ginger nut is not just a biscuit; it could also be a tentative testicle" 😂
Bob is an absolute legend!! The kind of guy we all wish was a friend..
Bob vs David is the WILTY equivalent of Carrot in a Box
As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.
Ah yes, reflexology - that well known pseudoscience. "Postdoc"? Where? Mickey Mouse University?
@@hundovirstop being a snowflake, it was clearly a joke
@@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.
@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.
If I am ever in a bad mood or having a bad day, I watch Bob Mortimer and everything is ok.
100% same
I don't think I've ever laughed as loudly as I do whenever Bob and David are interacting.
I must have seen these clips over 100 times and it still makes me laugh out loud.
Same, I think I know it word for word now 😂😂😂
Imagine going to a dinner party and Bob is there telling stories accompanied by vinegar and pocket meat 😅😅😅
bob vs david is the apex of comedy.
"you'll always take them a bottle of vinegar ..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Bob meets his maker, you just know every news bulletin is going to run these clips. What an epitaph.
" I don't have to breathe in to breathe out."
So where does the air come from? 😂😂😂😢
With every appearance from Bob on WILTY, David becomes visibly more concerned for his own sanity! Bob is just a genius.❤
I love listening to David break down Bob's incredible stories 😅
I can watch this a hundreds times and still piss myself with laughter! It's all the little remarks he makes in between that get me.....
Bob is and will probably always be my favourite character on wilty
Totally lost it when David said, "A ginger nut is not just a biscuit, it could be a tentative testicle" 😅😅
"it's all been a bit of a lot of talking" is the funniest panelist comment I've heard in years
‘If you knew him you know, it’s sooo Chris’ 😂😂
Bob should have his own show and podcast ... I could listen to him all day long ...
I just realized that David and Victoria sound exactly the same when they say “This is awful”.
Oh I think I have watched this Mortimer montage 10 times now, I'm still laughing at it. Bob is a national treasure!
Crying and banging my fork it’s just too much funny . I love Bob I’ve met him and he is quite shy , wonderful human but can make you laugh just with a face . He is truly golden 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Bob Mortimer is a complete character
I watch this once a day 😂😂
I laughed so loud throughout. Love Bob.
David's eyes at 5:25 reflect a desperation, a genuine mental hell. They are the eyes of a broken man whose desire for the prevalence of reason and order are utterly obliterated by the irrationality and chaos of Bob Mortimer's soul. "What should I base it on, Bob?" Is not just about the temperature of the egg. It is a transcendent cry for help as his only tools, on which David always relies, logic and reason, are shattered, left meaningless as concepts as Bob Mortimer tells is ridiculous tales.
I could listen to Bob all day, he's hilarious. Nearly choked on my tea numerous times watching this😂😂
Every time i watch Bobs clips and it must be over 100 times now, i cant stop laughing and have tears in my eyes. Funniest thing ever for me ❤
The greatest moment in this is actually not appreciated. It's David trying to bring Bob back from absurd egg-hair conditioning topics and interrogate him on the actual subject, and he is fully intentional on bringing it back to topic, and what he says, in a serious, logical manner is still so absurd that Rob can't contain his laughter and then everyone else is brought around from egg shampoo to Chris Rea running Bob a bath and it's brilliant! 3:10
"I probably prefer soil science"! 😂
I love Bob's stories, but I also love how much Bob throws David for a loop.
Bob "Can I just say. This is very disrespectful the way you're all carrying on." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣
It's as if his entire career was in preparation to lie to David Mitchell about ludicrous things.
Why after watching this for the 200+ times I still laugh like the first time ??!! Why ??!!
Fyi, egg white coagulate at about 60°C
So definitely not in a bath. 😂
Thanks for that!
I won't ask. 😂
😂😂😂😂
Bob Mortimer vs David Mitchell is the greatest gag never written in comedy 🤣🤣 This will feed me until the day I die 😂😂
Bob would be the perfect dinner party guest. What a wit!
He would leave foot prints on your kitchen sink when he goes for a wee.
Can we just get a show called Would Bob Lie to You
😂😂😂
The egg story is the best ever.
Has Bob ever been on David’s team or do they just automatically torture David?
The latter, he was always on Lee’s
Bob Mortimer makes me proud to be British ❤
All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC
His books are absolutely incredible if you want some long-form Bob rambling
@@andybeyer2230 I'll have to give a look...thanks
Don’t try drinking wine and cooking while watching… you’ll never get the stains out 😂
Bob could say, he did a space walk, and still somewhere in every one of us, we would actually still find a reason however tiny, that it may be, True!.
.In a castle somewhere dressed in a latex mask with sargent by the way, escorting them out of Edinburgh
. Invading your garden saying "We do beg your parden, but we are in your garden"
. Brewing beer for the chinese lol in Birmingham.
. Or be it, tearing apart apples or pumpkins perhaps, with his bare hands.
Never doubt what this man is capable of doing in life!😮.
“what should i base it on, bob?”
Calling F1 “Televised Traffic” is the most David thing ever.
Bob IS Britain's funniest man - FACT
Bob “Sheogorath the Prince of Madness” Mortimer
Bob is one of the best U.K. overlooked comedians of his era
Correct
I've seen Bob's sketches countless times and here I am in tears again!!
Effortless comedy gold
Bob is a national treasure.
An owl with a colostomy bag? Only in Bobs world! This was indeed a VERY sick owl!
I've read his autobiography and as usual there were many surprises!
Just brilliant .
I don’t have to breathe in to breathe out. 😂
Bob is the BEST contestant that they have on this show, by far!
I wonder how many lies they come up with for Bob and he has tell them "no I've actually done that". Must be a lot.
Loved every minute. Lee’s brain is wired for quick comedy. 😂
He’s a legend
This is hilarious
Jesus...what must life be like in Bob's World 😂🤣😂
Bob is one very smart guy. Super funny! 😂
I would be terrible at this game but I would so love to face Bob in it!
"This is the longest conversation about rubbing a dog I've ever had."
I don't have to breathe in to breathe out hahahaha
I thought that was hilarious but there was no reaction to it, from anyone, possibly and edit was made.
Fun fact: egg yolk is genuinely a really good conditioner for the hair 😂 not done it myself though..
There is no one like bob! Love him
There will always be one Bob Mortimer ❤️
David's howl at the end of the Chris Rea story is akin the the birth scream of Slaneesh, which created the Eye of Terror and tore the fabric of reality asunder
Bob you are brilliant!
What should I base it on bob😂😂
@12:54 fuckin' Bob Mortimer >< Haha, that was such straight-faced comedy lol. He's really good at being straight telling a story or lie, and giving deadpan jokes :D