David Mitchell: 5 Surprising Truths & 5 Despicable Lies | Volume.1 | Would I Lie To You?

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  • @amnoice
    @amnoice 6 місяців тому +281

    "You have to get past Pearl on reception"with a nod and a wink, and the Lee saying "Come on!"
    !!!

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 6 місяців тому +172

    Any chance I have to rewatch "Victoria doesn't know this", I will take it.

  • @taylorfruits4028
    @taylorfruits4028 6 місяців тому +281

    The “oh he loves it” by Bob KILLS me every time 😂💀

  • @almightypumpkin
    @almightypumpkin 6 місяців тому +472

    Clare Balding believing in David and Victoria's relationship is all of us

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 6 місяців тому +3

      What was her opinion on John Richardson? I only seen them together on 8oo10c so that took me by surprise

    • @Dob_Ogurt
      @Dob_Ogurt 6 місяців тому +8

      Mmmm Claire balding 😋

    • @tompcd1189
      @tompcd1189 6 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Dob_Ogurt Relax

    • @Dob_Ogurt
      @Dob_Ogurt 6 місяців тому +5

      @@tompcd1189 I named an ice cream flavour after her, so whenever I hear her name I think of the ice cream

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 6 місяців тому +1

      Don't lump me in with you hopeful idiots. IT WON'T LAST!!!! It never does.

  • @Meddy_Medhed
    @Meddy_Medhed 2 місяці тому +18

    Im absolutely in love with David Mitchell as an American man I’m not ashamed of this at all and would definitely consider him an adequate colleague

  • @MovieNut14
    @MovieNut14 6 місяців тому +182

    The Latin phrasebook one is _so_ David, it almost borders on ridiculous.

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 2 місяці тому +10

    Still can't get over the absolute look of horror on Victoria's face at the mere thought of David moving her bookmarks 😂

  • @jcortese3300
    @jcortese3300 5 місяців тому +63

    I'm actually surprised that he needed to be drunk to buy the Latin phrasebook. Strikes me as something he'd do stone cold sober.

  • @jgg75
    @jgg75 6 місяців тому +111

    I have been watching this show since 2009 and there is no way I'd still watch it if it wasn't for David. Lee is great but I keep coming back for David.

    • @dragonsdynamite6403
      @dragonsdynamite6403 6 місяців тому +10

      I completely agree.
      Lee, as funny as he can be, becomes annoying.with childish dad jokes. Especially “my client would like a moment” and “you’re digging a bigger hole for yourself.” Funny the first time, much less the second and annoying afterwards.

    • @paulareeds5088
      @paulareeds5088 6 місяців тому +8

      Totally agree. For me, I much prefer David's sense of humour and grumpiness. 😊😊

    • @paulareeds5088
      @paulareeds5088 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@dragonsdynamite6403 Oh so agree, Lee's humour a lot of the time is just stupid, for me David's SOH is so much better. Also love Bob Mortimer on the show.

    • @jadhamizan
      @jadhamizan 4 місяці тому +3

      Exactly. Lee can be funny at times, but he often descends into belittling David (and Rob) or the other guests, which gets weary very quickly. That one episode when Lee was absent & Greg Davies was the guest team captain in his place is one of my favourite WILTY episodes.

    • @ChristinePappalardo
      @ChristinePappalardo 4 місяці тому +14

      They are both very entertaining and love the banter between them……

  • @JithinJacob333
    @JithinJacob333 Місяць тому +3

    This show is a gem! I'll miss it when it's over but we can always watch the classic moments again and again.

  • @foresthill8462
    @foresthill8462 6 місяців тому +73

    Pleasantly surprised that there was one clip I hadn't seen before! Woohoo 🎉🎉

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 6 місяців тому +6

      Ooh, which one?

    • @EdoDetroit
      @EdoDetroit 6 місяців тому +16

      my guess: the first 1 (penguin)

    • @lyntaylor4131
      @lyntaylor4131 6 місяців тому +10

      Me too... I hadn't seen the penguin one either 😅

    • @MandleRoss
      @MandleRoss 5 місяців тому +4

      Penguin was also new for me.

  • @bringmemyflail1321
    @bringmemyflail1321 2 місяці тому +7

    David is somehow one of the funniest people I have ever heard. It defies reason.

  • @MarkSmith-og8xn
    @MarkSmith-og8xn 6 місяців тому +38

    Drunkenness is always a primer for reminiscing about how you were educated in latin 😎

  • @maddy_oh
    @maddy_oh 14 днів тому +2

    I didn't think I could like David Mitchell more, but drunkenly ordering a Latin primer has proven me wrong.

  • @tombstonerforever9374
    @tombstonerforever9374 6 місяців тому +61

    Victoria knew that it was a lie, I think.

    • @nitroputin5790
      @nitroputin5790 6 місяців тому

      When?

    • @tombstonerforever9374
      @tombstonerforever9374 6 місяців тому +10

      @@nitroputin5790 When David fiddled with the bookmarks. She helped him out to think of stuff because she knew it was a lie.

    • @ashleyzinyk399
      @ashleyzinyk399 6 місяців тому +43

      @@tombstonerforever9374 I don't think she helped him "think of stuff" - he's a very experienced improviser. She let him off the hook of having to air something that might embarrass her by giving him tacit permission to talk about the weather-forecast argument.

    • @robbiewilliamson9783
      @robbiewilliamson9783 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ashleyzinyk399eh, it seemed she was more creating a false argument to muddy the waters.

    • @jonhayes7322
      @jonhayes7322 6 місяців тому +17

      The bookmark lie was great, very believable; and I can very well believe Victoria has 7 or 8 books on the go too! My wife is called Victoria and reminds of Coren-Mitchell - a true bookworm, intelligent, etc moving Mrs H’s bookmark would annoy her 😂

  • @dcflake5645
    @dcflake5645 6 місяців тому +62

    David knows nothing of science, politics, high class living like many assume he does but he knows so much about history.

    • @DodderingOldMan
      @DodderingOldMan 6 місяців тому +36

      Eh, science and high class living maybe, but he's talked and written a fair bit about politics. Nothing particularly in depth, but he's moderately well informed at least.

    • @notepadpowersnail1860
      @notepadpowersnail1860 6 місяців тому +21

      Well, he did major in history in college, so it’s a pretty sensible outcome.

    • @dragonsdynamite6403
      @dragonsdynamite6403 6 місяців тому +6

      What have you achieved with your qualifications?

    • @Pagliacci_Rex
      @Pagliacci_Rex 5 місяців тому +3

      He doesn't claim to.

    • @shanefoy3720
      @shanefoy3720 Місяць тому

      Disagree with the politics 🙄, the rest is probably very true

  • @shepherd5711
    @shepherd5711 5 місяців тому +8

    That he wears a nightshirt comment was brutal.

    • @GertyColeman-k8c
      @GertyColeman-k8c Місяць тому +2

      And a long nightcap and he carries a lit candle to bed.

  • @walmartsucks1995
    @walmartsucks1995 6 місяців тому +47

    ever since Jon and Lucy broke up the only marriage i believe in is David and Victoria

    • @nitroputin5790
      @nitroputin5790 6 місяців тому +7

      When!?!
      That seemed like a long lasting relationship to me and even though i didnt follow anything about it it seemed like one of Jons greatest achievements

    • @nitroputin5790
      @nitroputin5790 6 місяців тому +2

      Nvm, i checked it, but still i am not happy about the news

    • @taylorfruits4028
      @taylorfruits4028 6 місяців тому +1

      Excuse me, WHAT??

    • @jdenmark1287
      @jdenmark1287 6 місяців тому +12

      @@nitroputin5790she didn’t ever treat him nicely .

    • @dragonsdynamite6403
      @dragonsdynamite6403 6 місяців тому +1

      He was very lucky considering the polar opposite personalities.

  • @Robert-Downey-Syndrome
    @Robert-Downey-Syndrome 5 місяців тому +5

    As a child I devised a satisfying way to play solo monopoly, but I did not utilise a face bucket.

  • @brianwalsh2624
    @brianwalsh2624 5 місяців тому +1

    There is a delicious irony in the title of the fifth piece, Shoeing a fox. I would love to hear David's comments on it. Stand by for a roasting title maker.

  • @ObservantHistorian
    @ObservantHistorian 6 місяців тому +8

    Re: Overly nimble - given that I'm shorter than average, my wife once remarked to friends that I am not "excessively tall." Oh...I'm TALL...TOWERING, even...just not excessively so.

  • @ktuluflux
    @ktuluflux 6 місяців тому +8

    The writers on this show love : 1. Nuclear bunkers 2. Things “getting out of hand”

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 3 місяці тому +1

    A beautiful Sports Jacket in brown, David Michell is wearing, for the Fox Story

  • @luhole
    @luhole 6 місяців тому +10

    The way I knew the stocks one was a lie was because he would have said he was pilloried, given his arms were restricted (his legs would be used to being in pyjama pants).

  • @davidsanderson5918
    @davidsanderson5918 4 місяці тому +6

    8:59 Sounds like Jimmy Carr is sat amongst the audience?

  • @jeromeem.2603
    @jeromeem.2603 6 місяців тому +16

    Interesting how UK people have a higher knowledge of birds. In France, most of the people do not even know that a 'troglodyte mignon' is a bird

    • @googleplussuxheavilyperfum5257
      @googleplussuxheavilyperfum5257 6 місяців тому +13

      I suspect that in most places if you asked someone what a "troglodyte mignon" was they wouldn't know.

    • @jeromeem.2603
      @jeromeem.2603 6 місяців тому

      Yes this was my point@@googleplussuxheavilyperfum5257. In this show, and I guess generally in UK, I have the impression that everyone knew that a wren was a type of bird. In France (and I guess generally everywhere else in the world) very few know that

    • @anivicuno9473
      @anivicuno9473 6 місяців тому +20

      I just assumed that's what they called Parisians

  • @andrewcarson5850
    @andrewcarson5850 6 місяців тому +2

    David's face after "You get in (the leisure suit) and whatever happens, it's fine." 19:30. He knows, oh yes, he knows.

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore 6 місяців тому +9

    5:00 He means pillory. Stocks are for the legs.

  • @voxproveritate
    @voxproveritate 5 місяців тому +1

    Moving bookmarks is devious!

    • @imacmill
      @imacmill 2 місяці тому +1

      Just thinking of doing it is devious. Actually doing it is pure evil.

  • @Sonny984
    @Sonny984 4 місяці тому +4

    Damn I got a crush on David’s wife

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 6 місяців тому +7

    What is an "Oyster Card"?

    • @gailbrodie7065
      @gailbrodie7065 6 місяців тому +12

      20:41 A travel card for underground and trains in London

    • @johnnunn8688
      @johnnunn8688 5 місяців тому

      @@gailbrodie7065are you devoid of any sense of humour?

    • @cynthiasilvera4656
      @cynthiasilvera4656 3 місяці тому +3

      @@johnnunn8688why so rude cupcake?

    • @lik--
      @lik-- 2 місяці тому +5

      @@johnnunn8688Some people (like me) watch the show while not being from the UK. Totally legit question.

    • @gdwe1831
      @gdwe1831 2 місяці тому

      It's a credit card for molluscs

  • @Trillock-hy1cf
    @Trillock-hy1cf 5 місяців тому

    Those background buzzes are a bit annoying.....apart from that, this was fun...

  • @KackieJennedy
    @KackieJennedy 2 місяці тому +1

    I cannot, for the life of me, work out why these bits are in a reverse order 🤔

  • @JLF201
    @JLF201 4 місяці тому

    Wait, wait, wait... Does Kiell have shoes on?

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 6 місяців тому +4

    What is "Plimsol" (sp?)

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 6 місяців тому +3

      Plimsolls are also known as "sandshoes", they're lightweight shoes with canvas uppers and flat rubber soles.

    • @justjane2070
      @justjane2070 6 місяців тому

      We called our gym shoes plimsolls. 60 years ago ! And they were only worn indoors. Only really poor kids wore them outside 😊

  • @stuartfilby2358
    @stuartfilby2358 6 місяців тому +4

    My wife did the same thing with me about the weather. We're separated now, and she'll have to check the weather herself now. So i win.... in the most minor way possible.

    • @dragonsdynamite6403
      @dragonsdynamite6403 6 місяців тому +5

      Congratulations.
      Not to worry, I keep her updated.

    • @guymackinem9952
      @guymackinem9952 2 місяці тому +1

      @@dragonsdynamite6403 semi niche peep show reference followed by a "i'm fucking your wife". great work here fellas

  • @KackieJennedy
    @KackieJennedy Місяць тому +3

    5:47 Lee Mack is painfully hot 🔥💋❤️‍🔥

  • @MrMagicianJr
    @MrMagicianJr 2 місяці тому +1

    15:10 his wife must have been there also

  • @mrber5799
    @mrber5799 5 місяців тому

    Can we get an update on what Davids Red Switch does please?

    • @kasocool2812
      @kasocool2812 Місяць тому +2

      Someone asked him on twitter, he never found out and moved

    • @mrber5799
      @mrber5799 Місяць тому

      @@kasocool2812 ahh shame😄 thank you

  • @doublelxp
    @doublelxp 6 місяців тому +6

    I'm forever going to be upset that Holly Walsh didn’t get a story in her episode.

    • @dragonsdynamite6403
      @dragonsdynamite6403 6 місяців тому

      Who’s she

    • @doublelxp
      @doublelxp 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@dragonsdynamite6403The woman on Lee's team in the last video. She's great on QI and David Mitchell's radio show The Unbelievable Truth.

    • @sallystang5885
      @sallystang5885 6 місяців тому +6

      I agree. I've also watched her a lot on Qi and Unbelievable Truth. She's very clever and generates a lot of fun on anything that she appears in.

  • @nybbleme
    @nybbleme 5 місяців тому +5

    Who else wants to know what that mysterious red switch does in David's flat? I will Pay him $100 to go flip the switch and report back with what happens

    • @GertyColeman-k8c
      @GertyColeman-k8c Місяць тому +1

      It operates the rotating sun dial on the front lawn.

  • @nicosmind3
    @nicosmind3 6 місяців тому +5

    Surprised that David would suggest that Station didnt exist in Latin (1 outpost, picket 2 station 3 watch) when theres so so many examples of station being used in Latin.
    Even knowing the absolute basics all words that end in tion have a Latin equivalent

    • @dragonsdynamite6403
      @dragonsdynamite6403 6 місяців тому

      Perhaps different meaning.
      Didn’t station relate to troops awaiting in position?

    • @johnnyenglish583
      @johnnyenglish583 6 місяців тому +5

      but the word "station" did't have the same meaning as "station" today because stations as we know them didn't exist. It would be what's known as "a false friend", effectively - the same word but with a different meaning. Kind of like "demand" which means, well, to demand in English but it only means "to ask" in French, doesn't it?

  • @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly
    @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly 5 місяців тому

    I don't believe the red switch one no matter what he says. There's no way in hell I can imagine someone as neurotic and weird as David not at least finding out what a red switch in his home does for 11 years. Total horseshit. Him not hitting the switch, fine fair enough but there's no way he doesn't know what that switch does.

  • @francis400
    @francis400 Місяць тому

    What about her Mother, mother of Pearl?

  • @michelleroselilley4637
    @michelleroselilley4637 4 місяці тому +1

    🤩🌟⭐🌟⭐🌟❤David Mitchell❤🌟⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐🤩

  • @salieriii
    @salieriii 3 місяці тому +5

    I’m really high, American, and had this on 1.25x speed. I had no idea what anyone was saying. 😂

  • @wololo3781
    @wololo3781 3 місяці тому

    12:08

  • @fletcherb4728
    @fletcherb4728 6 місяців тому

    If it is true David uses pinless payments, surely Lee would know this. Unless David is so cheap he's never shouted for coffees or a round of beers in his presence haha.

  • @Mr.Bassman
    @Mr.Bassman 2 місяці тому

    8:04

  • @carlsalomon6448
    @carlsalomon6448 4 місяці тому

    Hewouldleemacdoyourhradinifyouhattolibewithhim

  • @MakeSomeNoisePlaylists
    @MakeSomeNoisePlaylists 6 місяців тому +1

    bold guy is not cool

  • @BedriddenRiddims
    @BedriddenRiddims 4 місяці тому +1

    Who else is living in an endless loop of stfu?

  • @aadirao9401
    @aadirao9401 3 місяці тому

    why are they still doing the social distancing? it felt more intimate and homely without it!

  • @karensouthwell6351
    @karensouthwell6351 5 місяців тому

    Too many looong commercials. I quit.

  • @boahnation9932
    @boahnation9932 3 місяці тому +2

    Man Sally Phillips is such a babe.

  • @Htrac
    @Htrac 5 місяців тому

    The separate desks are so dumb. Are they like that forever now?

    • @robertredmond8709
      @robertredmond8709 5 місяців тому +4

      No, they were only there for social distancing during covid. Thankfully they're gone.

  • @stevethom407
    @stevethom407 Місяць тому

    no wonder comments are mostly turn off for theses videos . without a doubt the worst programme ever

    • @eddiek8179
      @eddiek8179 29 днів тому +1

      Only to very young children and those in the middle of a famine in comprehension of the English language, intellect and wit. I mean you couldn't even get the spelling for something as basic as 'these' correct. Grammar and simple punctuation seem to be your sworn enemies as well. It's no wonder that a show that celebrates wit and inventive usage of language is less than mediocre in your eyes.

    • @stevethom407
      @stevethom407 29 днів тому

      @@eddiek8179 what a moronic dinosaur . hahaha i write this on a 5 inch screen so i use the new text tlk u stupid cuunt .
      welsh is my first language i learned english at school at 5 . i now speak wels h, german , englsih and thai
      u cuunt . u sound like mr humphery on yes prime minister full of hot air and wind u stupiid cuungt

    • @stevethom407
      @stevethom407 27 днів тому

      @@eddiek8179 u stupid moronic fool dinosaur . i was on a 5 inch phone u cnut . English not my first language but i speak welsh , english , german and thai . you sound like humphrey from yes minister or kamala harris word salad talk lost but say nothing , what a snowflake wanker you are must be a gay liberal

  • @dhlbfn18
    @dhlbfn18 3 місяці тому

    A Latin primer is not a phrase book. Not even in panel show world.

    • @MURDERPILLOW.
      @MURDERPILLOW. 2 місяці тому

      Whats a primer then

    • @dhlbfn18
      @dhlbfn18 2 місяці тому

      @@MURDERPILLOW. Latin primers are traditional grammar handbooks - manuals… phrase books are filled with useful phrases and translations.

  • @Lance-Stroll
    @Lance-Stroll 6 місяців тому +2

    How do ppl wear pajamas to bed? Do they not choke u to death?

    • @emanresu2425
      @emanresu2425 4 місяці тому +2

      get bigger pajamas??

    • @IsraBeezy
      @IsraBeezy 2 місяці тому +2

      You're not supposed to wear them on your head

  • @aprashant1048
    @aprashant1048 6 місяців тому +4

    You people need to learn what pyjamas are... they are bottoms, and calling it pyjamas bottoms is idiotic ...

    • @dragonsdynamite6403
      @dragonsdynamite6403 6 місяців тому +10

      I know what you are but what am I.

    • @CeciliaKronvall
      @CeciliaKronvall 6 місяців тому +7

      It orginally means garments for legs true!
      Words often change meaning though when taken into another language!
      In English it has come to mean night clothes that consists of a jacket and trousers also known as pj bottoms!

    • @joedeegan349
      @joedeegan349 6 місяців тому +3

      Not true anymore at all.

    • @dfgndfghdfghdfgh
      @dfgndfghdfghdfgh 6 місяців тому +5

      the term pyjama bottoms has been a thing for decades lol

    • @johannalarsson1901
      @johannalarsson1901 4 місяці тому

      Like Chai tea and salsa sauce or atm machine. Tea tea, sauce sauce and automated teller machine machine.

  • @karry299
    @karry299 5 місяців тому

    More Taskmaster rejects ?