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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
  • Arstotzka greatest country in Papers,Please! GLORY TO HOMELAND! I run this border!
    Who's Your Daddy? ► • KILL THE BABY! | Who's...
    ►Twitter : / jacksepticeye
    ►Instagram: / jacksepticeye
    ►Facebook : / officialjacksepticeye
    ►Merchandise: jacksepticeye.f...
    Game Link: store.steampowe...
    Outro animation created by Cranbersher:
    / cranbersher
    Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
    • TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...
  • Ігри

КОМЕНТАРІ • 24 тис.

  • @elementneon
    @elementneon 4 роки тому +3410

    Jack: "You must go fast to hit a certain quota"
    Also Jack: Spends forever checking everything after already finding proof of fake documents.

    • @jackjowens5950
      @jackjowens5950 3 роки тому +36

      @MR.random57 UA-cam isn’t a church

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 2 роки тому +9

      @MR.random57 No thanks, yoda

    • @Isaacsok
      @Isaacsok 2 роки тому +2

      @MR.random57 thank you for spreading truth.

    • @shawnd181
      @shawnd181 2 роки тому +17

      @MR.random57 sir this is a Jacksepticeyes’s

    • @lexkit9438
      @lexkit9438 2 роки тому +7

      @Random man sir this is a Wendy's

  • @FirstnameLastname-rc7cf
    @FirstnameLastname-rc7cf 5 років тому +6105

    18:15
    jack: you've got fake tickets don't ya
    me: *silently whispers that's bad that's bad

    • @daniellewis8895
      @daniellewis8895 5 років тому +451

      ALL THE WAY! little potato man you were always my favorite

    • @judithschippers250
      @judithschippers250 5 років тому +90

      Das da best song evah!!!!!!

    • @starkitty66
      @starkitty66 5 років тому +171

      All the way to fulking victory town
      ALL THE WAY
      Feels good to be a winner every now and then, I believe in you.
      I believe
      I believe in you
      I believe
      I believe in you
      In Steve, oh yeah
      IN STEEVE
      Grab the glory all the way to victory

    • @starkitty66
      @starkitty66 5 років тому +46

      Dead Inside 18:15

    • @raygt2790
      @raygt2790 5 років тому +6

      How?

  • @MsScarletwings
    @MsScarletwings 3 роки тому +7497

    Sean’s ADHD - take up extra time by meticulously scanning every detail on each document
    Mark’s ADHD - glancing over passports in a mad hurry and racking up small mistakes
    My ADHD - randomly binging the whole series on both channels in the middle of the night

  • @syronhead2768
    @syronhead2768 3 роки тому +3406

    jack then: "denying people is hard because it makes you sad!" jack now: "GET THE FUCK OUTA MY LINE!"

    • @jaredramirez5876
      @jaredramirez5876 3 роки тому +62

      DETAINED!!

    • @gachaukiyo2416
      @gachaukiyo2416 3 роки тому +4

      @@jaredramirez5876 😂😂

    • @Piper331
      @Piper331 3 роки тому +3

      Not me I started playing today and a woman tried to come in cause a sick son but something was wrong so I
      legit said fuck your son and denied it

    • @pop-ro1od
      @pop-ro1od 3 роки тому +3

      @@Piper331 where do u play it cause for some reason i cant find it

    • @dawnclark7494
      @dawnclark7494 2 роки тому +5

      [DETAINED]

  • @hts_chappyyt5320
    @hts_chappyyt5320 4 роки тому +6823

    Oh my god watching this 4 or 5 years later brings back so many good memories
    Shi i got most one of the most liked comments aint no way

  • @goora1866
    @goora1866 4 роки тому +5230

    Jack:gets invited to a strip club twice
    Also jack:All these people giving me nice things

  • @AutismSharks
    @AutismSharks 5 років тому +865

    Jack: you feel really bad when you send them away
    Also Jack: DETAINED! GET THE F*** OUTTA MY LINE

    • @nuggetdesu3529
      @nuggetdesu3529 4 роки тому +6

      Just replace fuck with fook lmfao

    • @noone6991
      @noone6991 4 роки тому +3

      c h e r r y • b o m b or just don’t censor it because this is the fucking Internet-

  • @silverback2164
    @silverback2164 3 роки тому +584

    Jack took so long on the first day that the story had to force time to go longer to see the scripted event, hahaha

  • @sleebybear9280
    @sleebybear9280 5 років тому +3573

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Jack: Checks correlation between id picture and expiration date ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

    • @grafinsch2494
      @grafinsch2494 5 років тому +381

      "Sir, your face is expired."

    • @alexurgiles8254
      @alexurgiles8254 5 років тому +76

      @@grafinsch2494 ive died at this one. Might use this as a comeback

    • @banditel6785
      @banditel6785 5 років тому +11

      Alex Urgiles So have I, it’s hilarious. XD

    • @josefaldenagsao2577
      @josefaldenagsao2577 5 років тому +13

      3:51 pewdiepie's minecraft dog name eh

    • @meatloafer2762
      @meatloafer2762 5 років тому +3

      Ha I ruined the 666 likes on this comment

  • @ocdemon1327
    @ocdemon1327 5 років тому +2848

    -Most recent papers please vid-
    Jack: none of this will make sense if you haven’t watched the first series. Go back and watch.
    Me: ok!

    • @SadSusu
      @SadSusu 5 років тому +49

      Haha! I haven't watched this series in years So I'm just going to a trip down memory lane and getting a bit nostalgic

    • @sarahfeher1993
      @sarahfeher1993 5 років тому +43

      Coulda said it before we were almost 30 mins in 😂😂

    • @ktdiddle5
      @ktdiddle5 5 років тому +1

      Me!!!

    • @purplepianoist88
      @purplepianoist88 5 років тому +1

      Welcome to a rabbit trail!

    • @Katie-ph7zb
      @Katie-ph7zb 5 років тому +3

      Sarah Feher That’s what I’m doing!

  • @Man-xn1fp
    @Man-xn1fp 4 роки тому +6019

    Watching him scan every part of the passport is very painful.

  • @AnimeLover1236986
    @AnimeLover1236986 Рік тому +140

    Rewatching this series 7 years later…just for the nostalgia

    • @cathell637
      @cathell637 6 місяців тому +2

      same :)

    • @brenna2549
      @brenna2549 5 місяців тому +2

      same here!!

    • @aushwada
      @aushwada 4 місяці тому +4

      8 years now, done it multiple times.

    • @Retniiix
      @Retniiix 2 місяці тому +3

      right here with ya

    • @OPPAIDEMON
      @OPPAIDEMON 25 днів тому +1

      8 years now

  • @thebedwasnotcompromisedage8340
    @thebedwasnotcompromisedage8340 5 років тому +689

    Sean: “it’s kinda slower pace”
    Paper please speed runner: “ARE WE PLAYING THE SAME GAME!!!!”

  • @adelaideco.
    @adelaideco. 5 років тому +6310

    [COMMENT REMOVED BY THE ARSTOTZKAN GOVERNMENT]
    [GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA]

    • @tylerkempa9085
      @tylerkempa9085 5 років тому +111

      [Glory to arstotzca]

    • @iexist7352
      @iexist7352 5 років тому +82

      [Greatest country !]

    • @rain1641
      @rain1641 5 років тому +36

      what does it say??

    • @Junatan77
      @Junatan77 5 років тому +27

      GLORY GREAATEST COUNTRYYYY

    • @crayonpartyz
      @crayonpartyz 5 років тому +14

      Glory to Arstotzka!

  • @ehi_ij
    @ehi_ij 4 роки тому +3690

    Anyone else just binge watching old classic jack videos in quarantine

  • @kuraii5170
    @kuraii5170 3 роки тому +1479

    Anyone else come back to Jack’s play througha after seeing Mark’s?

  • @Morty143
    @Morty143 4 роки тому +598

    No matter how many games Jack plays because Papers Please was and will still hold a special place in this channel

    • @squibblezz
      @squibblezz 3 роки тому +4

      Hiii I'm here for nostalgiaaa

    • @fnafgirls11
      @fnafgirls11 3 роки тому +2

      @GreyJedi 2001 pffffff-😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lizzinator
    @lizzinator 8 років тому +321

    Alright Jack... Here's some tips
    You get paid five dollars per person you service, regardless of whether you accept them or deny them, so you need to pick up the pace if you want your family to survive. You can hop between food and heat (Food one day, heat the next, then food, etc) And that should take care of them. your handbook is there for a reason! It has the names of all the cities in a region, so make sure you check that if you can't remember what is where. It get's VERY challenging later, for example, forged papers may have look like this: Republia, True Gloria, which is incorrect, the only difference being it is spelled True Glorian, so you'd have to deny them.
    Oh, you'll also wanna save up money for the end of the game
    Glory to Arstotzka!

    • @lizzinator
      @lizzinator 8 років тому +1

      ***** ty!

    • @vanillabutcher5857
      @vanillabutcher5857 8 років тому +3

      +Elizabeth Lawrence Very good helpful tips, I hope he reads this too.

    • @djordjetosic4553
      @djordjetosic4553 8 років тому +5

      +Elizabeth Lawrence and DON'T take 1000 or 2000 dollars ,we know what happens

    • @LordFerrok
      @LordFerrok 8 років тому +1

      Jack needs to read this

    • @LordFerrok
      @LordFerrok 8 років тому +1

      Also Jack should let in the Little man with the fake passport and no documents.

  • @dupek8685
    @dupek8685 5 років тому +676

    This was posted 3 years ago! I remember watching this when it first came out and couldn’t wait for the next episodes. This might be my favourite series ever from you Jack!

  • @GamingForeverEpic
    @GamingForeverEpic 5 місяців тому +30

    Markiplier playing: *checks one thing* yep, all good! *gets a citation for literally everything*
    Jack playing: this looks slightly off… *scans literally everything for 10 years*

  • @captain_ravioli1514
    @captain_ravioli1514 4 роки тому +575

    Jack"he got shot, no!"
    Me: little potato man, you were always my favorite.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  8 років тому +5651

    So it seems I have a lot left to learn in this game, it would appear I'm super slow at it and have been getting a lot of tips in the comments which I really appreciate :)
    HOWEVER! I have already recorded the second episode RIGHT after this one was done so I haven't had a chance to implement the tips yet so please go easy on me next time, I still suck :P

    • @sirangeldust5313
      @sirangeldust5313 8 років тому +9

      +jacksepticeye yea

    • @jordan_.zx10r
      @jordan_.zx10r 8 років тому +9

      Bananas ?

    • @Atzy
      @Atzy 8 років тому +15

      +jacksepticeye Sweet jesus Jack, why are you up at this hour? GO TO BED XD

    • @carrionkennedy2847
      @carrionkennedy2847 8 років тому +6

      i 👍like turtles 🐢
      LOL😊

    • @yeeterbone8020
      @yeeterbone8020 8 років тому +8

      +jacksepticeye thank you, jack i love you and have been watching ever since 100 subs! love you, good luck for next year! Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

  • @CommanderNixon
    @CommanderNixon 8 років тому +356

    *Jack enters pause menu*
    -Fullscreen - off
    -Nudity - on
    Musi- Wait, nudity? What?

    • @CommanderNixon
      @CommanderNixon 8 років тому +28

      Them 64bit genitalia tho

    • @xylaardhiafiorina6844
      @xylaardhiafiorina6844 8 років тому +9

      The men look like ken dolls though. Thank god.

    • @Willf04
      @Willf04 8 років тому

      Ikr

    • @undertalesans7570
      @undertalesans7570 8 років тому +2

      +FunWithSmiley your icon matches it well XD

    • @tailfeather5213
      @tailfeather5213 8 років тому +1

      +FunWithSmiley where ??? im confused on what u guys are talking about i see no nudity(not that im looking for it lol)(course i am)lol I just want to see what the 16bit nudity looks like

  • @madelineslough6168
    @madelineslough6168 3 роки тому +574

    Jack “Ik my Russian accent is terrible.”
    Me “I speak Russian.... your accents fine.” •_•

  • @abiponzio4034
    @abiponzio4034 5 років тому +844

    getting anxiety as i come back and watch this because he’s so slow and confused

    • @kurt762
      @kurt762 5 років тому +20

      Abi Ponzio me too, i kept saying " the book! "😂

    • @dangleynip6020
      @dangleynip6020 4 роки тому +8

      Same I’m used to him goin flash speed

    • @arejsansei5670
      @arejsansei5670 4 роки тому

      Ur mean af

    • @bonnet7666
      @bonnet7666 4 роки тому +11

      Arej Sansei that’s... not a mean comment. At all. I understand some people may find it as rude, but I assure you there is next to no mean intent to the comment. I don’t even have to be the one to type it to know.

    • @beluwuga2573
      @beluwuga2573 4 роки тому +5

      Yup after playing this game for weeks already, it's so frustrating watching him playing this.

  • @ThelcarusWing
    @ThelcarusWing 7 років тому +621

    18:12 "hello little potato man you're the one that always causes trouble"
    Immediately thinks of all the way

  • @Abby-dd6es
    @Abby-dd6es 7 років тому +2133

    HELLO LITTLE POTATO MAN YOURE THE ONE WHO ALWAYS CAUSES TROUBLE

    • @Abby-dd6es
      @Abby-dd6es 7 років тому +54

      Gamingwolfy5 THATS BAD THATS BAD

    • @alyssaparmegiani749
      @alyssaparmegiani749 7 років тому +8

      King.of.the.squirrels my brother played this game and he said that the little potato man didnt cause him trouble also my brother was arrested because he was bribed (sorry if I misspelled that)by someone who wasn't consistent

    • @dracomeateor3
      @dracomeateor3 7 років тому +4

      k cool we DGAF

    • @nikkikat7824
      @nikkikat7824 7 років тому +48

      NOO LITTLE POTATO MAN. YOU WERE ALWAYS MY FAVORITE.

    • @Mortality_
      @Mortality_ 7 років тому +7

      nikki_ 96 AHHHHHHHHH

  • @calebpatterson2735
    @calebpatterson2735 2 роки тому +39

    Me coming back 6 years later truly puts a smile on my face man

  • @jastheraz
    @jastheraz 4 роки тому +542

    haven't watched jack in a while my headphones were at 100%

    • @madamedeath3780
      @madamedeath3780 3 роки тому +24

      Rip to your ears my dude.

    • @suezbeans3000
      @suezbeans3000 3 роки тому +24

      😂 oh, I did that the VERY FIRST TIME I watched one of His videos.... I never made THAT mistake again, lol! You only have to do that once, and You never forget to check the volume after that, especially with the OG videos.

    • @hamoooozy1
      @hamoooozy1 3 роки тому +1

      nice likes my dude.

    • @felivino6613
      @felivino6613 3 роки тому +7

      His new videos allow me to turn it up, went to this one and

    • @Boomer5545
      @Boomer5545 3 роки тому +1

      Oof

  • @doggo206
    @doggo206 6 років тому +338

    Papers Please
    Here
    The height says 183 but you’re 182.
    Bu- *DENIED*

  • @sonyvega1648
    @sonyvega1648 6 років тому +1193

    did anyone just have to come back to this?

  • @popoopoo6532
    @popoopoo6532 3 роки тому +1553

    I like how people handed him strip club cards and he was acting like it was a birthday invitation
    Edit:thanks for all the likes guys if only I had as Much on my videos

    • @Mr_Taternater
      @Mr_Taternater 3 роки тому +52

      I misread your name as Erotic handler. How fitting for this comment

    • @popoopoo6532
      @popoopoo6532 3 роки тому +15

      @@Mr_Taternater thank you

    • @verão2006
      @verão2006 3 роки тому +5

      0:00

    • @sunshine_bypolar8769
      @sunshine_bypolar8769 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @zedkon3302
      @zedkon3302 3 роки тому +10

      And i like how he tried to match the birth date with expiration date

  • @emilyjones9787
    @emilyjones9787 5 років тому +957

    He's so innocent when he gets the Pink Vice business card
    Awe, he doesn't know that's a brothel

    • @ezicagent6153
      @ezicagent6153 5 років тому +81

      Or does he?

    • @jdizzletheweirdo9400
      @jdizzletheweirdo9400 5 років тому +4

      Ezic Agent Oh it’s Ezic

    • @memeweirdguyn.0019
      @memeweirdguyn.0019 5 років тому +23

      @@ezicagent6153 you bastards kill so many inspectors......AND YOU SAID THAT YOU SEEK PEACE?!?!?!?!

    • @Waddles392
      @Waddles392 5 років тому +51

      He is older than 18, he knows what that card is and he knows what a brothel is

    • @ayanoaishi7113
      @ayanoaishi7113 5 років тому +5

      You idiots its a club

  • @DerZeldaFan1
    @DerZeldaFan1 8 років тому +852

    Jack's family is gonna starve if he keeps spending 5 minutes on 1 person :D

    • @gagecameron5672
      @gagecameron5672 8 років тому +51

      I know. By the end I was shouting at my phone saying 'JACK YOU DONT NEED TO FREAKING CHECK THE DATE AND PICTURE EVERY TIME. THE DATE DOESNT CHANGE BETWEEN CUSTOMERS

    • @lima2840
      @lima2840 8 років тому +1

      *immigrants

    • @tobiasmoodias4855
      @tobiasmoodias4855 8 років тому

      +jacksepticeуe . STOP. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE PHONIE. REPORT HIM

    • @DarkDragon1013
      @DarkDragon1013 8 років тому

      +jacksepticeуe . oh fuck off scammer.

    • @marissabianchini607
      @marissabianchini607 8 років тому

      +jacksepticeуe . fuck off you dumb bot

  • @banhbaomusic5638
    @banhbaomusic5638 7 років тому +1940

    Me: Paper please!
    The tourist: Here!
    Me: This isn't a passport, this is... 500 dollars?!
    The tourist: Yep!
    Me: Welcome to Arstotzka!
    The tourist: Really?!
    Me: NOPE!
    *DETAINED*
    The tourist: No, please, I have family!
    Me: Next!
    The tourist: Wait, what about my money?
    Me: I will take it as evidence.
    Then I have used those money to buy my son a gift in his birthday. THE END!

    • @shitnozzle
      @shitnozzle 7 років тому +122

      Glory to Arstotzka!

    • @hoowdy577
      @hoowdy577 7 років тому +15

      Glory to DucAnhPro did you buy him a apple watch

    • @tjswxgg
      @tjswxgg 7 років тому +11

      Glory to DucAnhPro SO BADASS😎😎😎

    • @josueelias5860
      @josueelias5860 7 років тому +15

      You did good, this kind of action shall not be tollerated in Arstotzka.
      Glory to Arstotzka!

    • @jamest9246
      @jamest9246 7 років тому +3

      Wolfert ZS XD Ending number 21 RIGHT there

  • @raynas2961
    @raynas2961 3 роки тому +31

    AHHH i missed this series, i’m glad mark’s playing currently!! reminded me of how much fun it was watching sean, so here i am now haha

  • @kr1spiez
    @kr1spiez 5 років тому +131

    11:55 I can’t unhear this
    “He got Shot NOOOOOO Little Potato man you were always my favorite”

  • @hello_mtheydy3395
    @hello_mtheydy3395 6 років тому +774

    Totally not rewatching this series for like the fifth time

    • @americancheese9103
      @americancheese9103 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @mads2174
      @mads2174 6 років тому +3

      Yuki Chan third time for me. i love this series

    • @alliehehe4106
      @alliehehe4106 6 років тому +1

      this is my f a v o r i t e series by him

    • @cookiesandcreamslime2101
      @cookiesandcreamslime2101 6 років тому +6

      Aww how sweet you guys, you try to out do each other.
      Well I have rewatch this series ever sense it came out, three times a day.
      And that the truth. So you guys are so cute but you can not come to my level of love of this series.
      Glory to jacksepticeye.

    • @uhmcool7999
      @uhmcool7999 6 років тому +1

      Yuki Chan me to

  • @IzzyGoneCrazy
    @IzzyGoneCrazy 8 років тому +152

    Glad you're playing this Jack! Papers, Please is a fun game in a chill kind of way! It clashes with your personality perfectly!

    • @diggs6419
      @diggs6419 8 років тому +1

      +IzzyGoneCrazy it does fit jack

    • @zoo7154
      @zoo7154 8 років тому +1

      +jacksepticeуe . faaaaaakkkkeeeee

    • @pupuriz6071
      @pupuriz6071 8 років тому +1

      +jacksepticeуe . DONT CLICK HES FAKE

    • @weaintmates6820
      @weaintmates6820 8 років тому +1

      +jacksepticeуe . Fake. And its some bot thing so

    • @giapanda2160
      @giapanda2160 8 років тому

      +jacksepticeуe . Stfu

  • @astrocat229
    @astrocat229 3 роки тому +108

    Jack: "And things get kinda weird, and you feel bad for them"
    Also Jack: "I DONT CARE; GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY LINE"

  • @jimmatroys5456
    @jimmatroys5456 8 років тому +235

    when jack talked to the potato man i immideatly started thinking of the song

  • @kaleyna7542
    @kaleyna7542 6 років тому +132

    Every time I rewatch this series I think of his song all the way because this is the one with the potato man

    • @jaredbowen3527
      @jaredbowen3527 6 років тому +1

      18:14

    • @icedceleste
      @icedceleste 6 років тому

      jared bowen Thanks

    • @27420
      @27420 6 років тому +3

      Yes, I keep saying in my head "that's bad, that's bad, that's bad." Every time I hear that part.

    • @cinnabruh6537
      @cinnabruh6537 6 років тому

      Same

    • @miarenshaw3093
      @miarenshaw3093 6 років тому

      Same

  • @joywalker768
    @joywalker768 5 років тому +174

    18:14 I have been looking for this for YEARS!

    • @jasmijndg
      @jasmijndg 5 років тому +2

      Joy Walker 😂😂

    • @joywalker768
      @joywalker768 5 років тому +4

      Jasmijn de Gunst that’s bad, that’s bad

    • @johncazar1149
      @johncazar1149 5 років тому +6

      he got shot! oh little potato man you were always my favorate

    • @calebmoffitt3147
      @calebmoffitt3147 4 роки тому

      @@johncazar1149 is that in this video?

    • @johncazar1149
      @johncazar1149 4 роки тому

      @@calebmoffitt3147 nope

  • @newmama0508
    @newmama0508 3 роки тому +76

    I was hoping this would be played during Nostalgia Week 2020 but that's okay; I've got all these to "revisit" all over again in 2021!

  • @flamingofan7288
    @flamingofan7288 7 років тому +365

    That's bad,that's bad
    NOOO LITTLE POTATO MAN U WERE ALWAYS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!

    • @gamewizard7778
      @gamewizard7778 7 років тому +7

      now he's French fries

    • @Beartismx
      @Beartismx 7 років тому +6

      Liam #prankster & Amber kids woaoaoaahh I BELIEVE I BELIEVE IN __________.x3 IN _________.OH YEAH IN ___________.

    • @sarahrowley3185
      @sarahrowley3185 7 років тому

      Sarahawesomenator 2008 huh

    • @samsike
      @samsike 7 років тому +4

      steve

    • @zoastro1751
      @zoastro1751 7 років тому +1

      hello little potato man your the one that always causes trouble, you have fake tickets don'tcha that's bad that's bad, he got shot oh no little potato man you were always my favorite!!

  • @imfeelingkwerty4765
    @imfeelingkwerty4765 5 років тому +222

    50% of comments: Omg who's here from Jack's new video?!
    49% of comments: 18:11 Does anyone hear the "All the way" lyrics?
    1% of comments: 19:06 Borat.

  • @zeflornix7833
    @zeflornix7833 8 років тому +96

    Jack let me explain a lot of this
    At certain ends of days you will see booth upgrades which will create a keybind shortcut for the booth inspection, stamping, etc
    DOB= Day of Birth, click on it and connect it to the clock at the bottom left
    Male or Female= You click on it and then you click on the person
    Iss= Issued city (Idk xD) You open your rule book and go to Regional map then go to the country that they are from Example: 2:52 was from Arustotzka, check Arustotzkas citys and click on the Issued city and click on the city list
    EXP= Expiration date, with this you click on it and click on the clock on the bottom left
    2:52 Tp66L-XSG6C Those are codes i think
    You use them when there are multiple documents, check carefully when your going endgame becasue those codes can even have one word/number changed
    Read the paper at the start of each day very carefully
    Later in the game you will be able to detain people when they broke big rules, At day 7 or 9 you will be given a C4 by a female i think
    A gaurd is gonna help you defuse it look at it carefully
    The name and last name is used to check it on multiple documents
    In total there are 20 endings with 20 being the only one allowing you to stay at Arustotzka
    Ill edit this later

    • @adrianperez3528
      @adrianperez3528 8 років тому

      You compare EXP with the date, not DOB. Anyway, I think it's better if you delete the C4 part, because it's kinda spoiler

    • @zeflornix7833
      @zeflornix7833 8 років тому

      Adrián Perez
      Well jackie will fucking fail this game if i dont put the C4 part
      FFS

    • @adrianperez3528
      @adrianperez3528 8 років тому

      The game tells you. Jack is not stupid

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  8 років тому +19

      +super gamer diamond Thank you!! Actual useful tips. I appreciate it

    • @zeflornix7833
      @zeflornix7833 8 років тому

      jacksepticeye
      No problem
      Ill edit it later
      Theres a LOT more stuff to explain

  • @RadArgie
    @RadArgie Рік тому +13

    This was the Series that got me into Jack, It was a comfort watch during a very dark time in my life.
    Thank you Sean, for ever.

  • @icemagiciangh
    @icemagiciangh 6 років тому +1304

    After watching Not Tonight, I felt like watching Papers, Please was mandatory ;)

  • @_Faded
    @_Faded 4 роки тому +155

    The scariest shit just happened. I was watching the video casually and all of the sudden at 5:00 when the guy says "it was a mistake to open this checkpoint" my PC gets a bluescreen error.

    • @LaughyMan
      @LaughyMan Рік тому +2

      2 years late but damn that's scary

    • @walfip_
      @walfip_ Рік тому +2

      ​@@LaughyMan one day later but damn that's scary

    • @yeetbigley6287
      @yeetbigley6287 Рік тому +2

      @@walfip_ 9h later but damn that’s scary

    • @CohenMore
      @CohenMore Рік тому +2

      @@yeetbigley6287 3mo later but damn that's not scary

    • @Cyoulaterbud
      @Cyoulaterbud 10 місяців тому

      @@CohenMore6 months later but damn thats scary

  • @abbeytoff
    @abbeytoff 8 років тому +426

    THE SUGAR PLUMPS VOICE OH THE NOSTALGIA

  • @harrygardner4203
    @harrygardner4203 Місяць тому +4

    First time watching one of jacks old videos in ages and damn i miss the old intro and outro now hes just like "hi" "bye" he needs to bring back the old intro and outro

  • @loucanthetoucan9700
    @loucanthetoucan9700 7 років тому +226

    my absolute favorite series!

    • @annadavison1323
      @annadavison1323 7 років тому +1

      Agreed

    • @ILikeBleachItsTrue
      @ILikeBleachItsTrue 7 років тому +4

      But it is weird how beloved it is considering Jack's terrible play xD

    • @lukeduale1403
      @lukeduale1403 7 років тому +23

      It's not about how good he is at games, it's about how both him and us enjoy it

    • @AgeruR6
      @AgeruR6 7 років тому +2

      lucien rath definitely

    • @IsabelMartinez-dc4sj
      @IsabelMartinez-dc4sj 7 років тому

      lucien rath your wrong its night in the woods but i havent seen it yet so you could be right so if i dont think so good for you liking it also its 2:00 where i am and i should go to slees

  • @JorjiCostava
    @JorjiCostava 6 років тому +358

    GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA. GLORY GREATEST. COUNTRY PROUD

    • @nevak3470
      @nevak3470 6 років тому +12

      Potato Man?

    • @trashpanda697
      @trashpanda697 5 років тому +10

      Hey lil potato man your always causes trouble you always have fake tickets don't cha that's bad that's bad (repeats)
      Noo lil potato man
      All the way all the way...

    • @unu_ya
      @unu_ya 5 років тому +1

      Too bad you changed your username XDD

    • @maxgogaming8318
      @maxgogaming8318 5 років тому +1

      RockStarDude16 potato mannnn

    • @amadmadmadhatter276
      @amadmadmadhatter276 5 років тому +1

      I AGREE COMRADE

  • @AtenaHena
    @AtenaHena 5 років тому +637

    coming back here after his newest upload

    • @TheOpossumMaster
      @TheOpossumMaster 5 років тому +2

      Same here m8

    • @captaincoolcat8957
      @captaincoolcat8957 5 років тому +1

      I did too

    • @mo0n__mo0n
      @mo0n__mo0n 5 років тому +1

      Here for yah dude

    • @nitsusanu
      @nitsusanu 5 років тому

      Same:)

    • @raulzepeda17
      @raulzepeda17 5 років тому

      YUP WHY IS IT ALL CAPS WAIT WHY AM I STILL TYPING KSK DR. KRMSMDMFFM SUSPENDED KOREA SS DC I PROVIDE DIVIDING CRITICISMS BUT EFFICIENCY

  • @MoraskyCrafts
    @MoraskyCrafts 5 місяців тому +9

    This was 8 years ago? Already? It feels like just yesterday. It's so nice to look back on the memories. Much love

  • @rzxnma5644
    @rzxnma5644 7 років тому +126

    When he talks to Potato man, I always laugh and think about "All the way!"

    • @applepi.b
      @applepi.b 7 років тому +2

      RavenzStuff your picture is really cool

    • @simplybasic492
      @simplybasic492 7 років тому +1

      "Hello little potato man,your the one who always causes trouble ,see you have like fake tickets don't you, that's bad that bad that's bad OH NO HE GOT SHOT,little potato,you were always my favourite

  • @grimsovietgaster3045
    @grimsovietgaster3045 7 років тому +225

    Lady: your lucky to have a job
    jack:your lucky im going to let you in.

  • @LJXrot
    @LJXrot 5 років тому +331

    I'm Russian, this is a Russian game about Communism, but I really came for how Jack does the accent-

  • @ZOXEY555
    @ZOXEY555 Місяць тому +5

    18:13 "Hello, little potato man."

  • @tobymorley4472
    @tobymorley4472 8 років тому +57

    18:13 I was like "THIS IS FROM THE ALL THE WAY SONG!" ;O

    • @annisayrs9675
      @annisayrs9675 8 років тому +2

      :O YES

    • @RpGfreak901
      @RpGfreak901 8 років тому +2

      11:55 So was that! He got shot!

    • @OrtonLongGaming
      @OrtonLongGaming 8 років тому +2

      :O

    • @tobymorley4472
      @tobymorley4472 8 років тому +2

      I don't know why, but I always freak out when I hear a little clip from the "All the way" song =P

    • @metametang7628
      @metametang7628 8 років тому +5

      yeah every time i hear a tiny bit i go into tune

  • @i_like_the_stupendium_alot1280
    @i_like_the_stupendium_alot1280 5 років тому +1918

    Little potatoman
    Your the one that causes trouble
    Ya like fake tickets dontcha
    That's bad
    That's bad
    All the way
    Edit: thanks.

    • @rudeus2222
      @rudeus2222 5 років тому +77

      NOOO HE GOT SHOT!!!
      MY LITTLE POTATOMAN
      YOURE ALWAYS FAVOURITE
      AAAAAAHHHHHH °°°

    • @brianesparza5692
      @brianesparza5692 5 років тому +21

      undertale_lovER_21 ! to fuckin victory town

    • @venon0891
      @venon0891 5 років тому +13

      KEEP ON A DANCING

    • @hamood_
      @hamood_ 5 років тому +17

      Little potato man
      You’re the one that always causes trouble
      You like fake tickets, dontcha?
      That’s bad
      That’s bad
      NOOO! Little Potatoman!
      You were always my favorite!
      UAHAHAH!
      All The WAY (Keep on a-dancin!)
      All THE WAY (Keep on flyin’!)
      ALL THE WAY (Keep goin, you got this!)

    • @lex4103
      @lex4103 5 років тому +8

      KEEP ON A FLYING

  • @Chluffles
    @Chluffles 4 роки тому +61

    I remember watching this series in elementary school while one of my parents was in the hospital. Jack’s play through of this game and others brought so much joy to my day. Thank you, Jack.

  • @TJ_Strick
    @TJ_Strick 3 роки тому +45

    18:13 “That’s bad, that’s bad... HE GOT SHOT! NOOO! Little Potato man, you were always my favorite... 😢”

    • @callmemobile5956
      @callmemobile5956 3 роки тому +1

      AaaAaAaaAHhhhhHH

    • @haydensurovy2172
      @haydensurovy2172 3 роки тому +1

      I believe I believe in you I believe in Steve in steve

    • @thebreadknight1209
      @thebreadknight1209 3 роки тому

      @Abdelrahman Omar Grab the glory. All the way to victory.

    • @DynamicSaturn36Gaming
      @DynamicSaturn36Gaming 3 роки тому

      @@thebreadknight1209
      ALL THE WAY (keep on a dancing)
      ALL THE WAY (keep on a flying)
      ALL THE WAY (keep going you got this)
      ALL THE WAY WAY
      ALL THE WAY (keep on a dancing)
      ALL THE WAY (keep on flying)
      ALL THE WAY
      Keep Going Keep On
      Keep Going Keep On
      AUUUAAAAUUUUGH
      ALL THE WAY (keep on a dancing)
      ALL THE WAY (keep on flying)
      ALL THE WAY (keep going you got this)
      ALL THE WAY WAY
      ALL THE WAY (keep on a dancing)
      ALL THE WAY (keep on flying)
      ALL THE WAY
      Keep Going Keep On
      AUUUAAAAUUUUGH
      AAH

  • @DinoDive
    @DinoDive 8 років тому +128

    Jack: HELLO LITTLE POTATO GUY YOUV LIKE FAKE TICKETS DONT YA
    me: THATS BAD

  • @laylaguethle8150
    @laylaguethle8150 8 років тому +225

    After watching the "All the way" music video, I had to watch this series again.

  • @thatcanadiangoose8362
    @thatcanadiangoose8362 4 роки тому +717

    Who else is sitting here yelling at Jack like he can hear you...

  • @dafloofydragon
    @dafloofydragon 3 роки тому +26

    I haven't watched this series in so darn long that I've decided to come back to its glorious existence

  • @nova260q7
    @nova260q7 7 років тому +1195

    Who's watching this all over again?

    • @blackmetalcommunity
      @blackmetalcommunity 7 років тому +1

      Sans I didnt know you watched jacksepticeyes vids

    • @BalanceTheBall
      @BalanceTheBall 7 років тому +3

      Nova 260q im watching this... ALL THE WAY

    • @nova260q7
      @nova260q7 7 років тому +1

      Glitch Animation same

    • @AmeButCool
      @AmeButCool 7 років тому

      me!

    • @iroh5708
      @iroh5708 7 років тому +2

      I AM!!! for the 3rd time. I have a problem.

  • @depufull2
    @depufull2 5 років тому +432

    3:21
    That guy looks like Pewdepie...
    3:25
    Wait... and his name is SVEN?!

    • @TarnishedFGC
      @TarnishedFGC 4 роки тому +13

      looks a lot more like felix's dad tbh lol

    • @kornsuwin
      @kornsuwin 4 роки тому

      ok

    • @rita-Shi-Mi
      @rita-Shi-Mi 4 роки тому +7

      @@TarnishedFGC which Dad?
      Felix has many.

    • @class-d6179
      @class-d6179 4 роки тому +5

      I had to wear a hazmat suit from the cringe radiating From your comment

    • @DeathByDying13
      @DeathByDying13 4 роки тому +14

      @@class-d6179 shut the fuck up

  • @jamesbaxter5978
    @jamesbaxter5978 8 років тому +144

    You don't have enough time to check every single thing with the interrogator. You get paid per person you use, so if your not quick your family die. The 2nd day ended early, but the game continued because normally people get to the terrorist attack by doing people quickly half way through the day, but you got there 2 hours after the end of the day xD

    • @jamesbaxter5978
      @jamesbaxter5978 8 років тому +11

      +NetherStream Matt For example, comparing the expiry date to the actual date is pointless, just read it.

    • @alias_juno
      @alias_juno 8 років тому +7

      +NetherStream Matt Exactly, there's going to be a lot more stuff to check later in the game when they introduce all the other papers - your family isn't going to make it if you don't speed up. Would be better to only interrogate when you've actually spotted a discrepancy yourself just to point it out, instead of using it as your eyes.

    • @jamesbaxter5978
      @jamesbaxter5978 8 років тому

      Karen Li yep! better words than mine ;)

    • @WICPol
      @WICPol 8 років тому

      +NetherStream Matt Reading sometimes takes more time than clicking.

    • @jamesbaxter5978
      @jamesbaxter5978 8 років тому +2

      3 spook 5 me really you think reading almost 10 words, takes more time than clicking every combination of different things.

  • @UncleChubbz
    @UncleChubbz 8 років тому +266

    If you are here for potato man he is at 18:30

  • @apoorvisharma8917
    @apoorvisharma8917 5 років тому +115

    Series Introduction :.... And you feel really bad when you deny people because they tell you their story.
    By episord 5 : DETAIN!!

  • @errorisbae5578
    @errorisbae5578 7 років тому +352

    He sounds like Gru from Despicable Me when he does his Russian Accent.

    • @kaylaclaris5356
      @kaylaclaris5356 7 років тому +11

      Error is Bae I was worried I was the only one who thought that X3

    • @jaywoolgar3987
      @jaywoolgar3987 7 років тому +6

      Error is Bae I thought the exact same I thought I was the only one

    • @timodominguez442
      @timodominguez442 7 років тому

      Error is Bae kind of

    • @snailbird1915
      @snailbird1915 7 років тому

      He sounds kinda like Dan Balan back when O-zone was a thing. You know, Numa Numa, ROMANIA, all that..

    • @mads7203
      @mads7203 7 років тому

      yes

  • @VioletVaniaComposer
    @VioletVaniaComposer 3 роки тому +42

    The amount of times I’ve rewatched this series is uncountable

  • @aidengeary2441
    @aidengeary2441 8 років тому +859

    Hey little potato man your the one that's always causing trouble.
    You have fake tickets don't ya?
    That's bad.That's bad.That's bad.
    HE GOT SHOT!
    NOOO!
    Little potato man you were always my favorite...

  • @thatonedude8307
    @thatonedude8307 6 років тому +915

    Anybody re living memories in 2018

    • @skybornhuman2569
      @skybornhuman2569 6 років тому

      Meeeeee

    • @vasked4214
      @vasked4214 6 років тому +1

      yee

    • @TheWhistling
      @TheWhistling 6 років тому

      That One Dude yep

    • @Flip_91FTW
      @Flip_91FTW 6 років тому +1

      Just replayed the game. It's still so unique how they managed to make a fun game out of checking documents there hasn't really been anything like it since.

    • @codblackopsgaming4858
      @codblackopsgaming4858 6 років тому +1

      Yea bro almost 2019

  • @nicolehowarth8703
    @nicolehowarth8703 6 років тому +134

    I couldn't help but sing 'All The Way' whenever he said the lyrics. XD

    • @projectyoutubing9991
      @projectyoutubing9991 5 років тому +3

      @Rip XXXTENTACION that person never said "sing". They said "said". Idiot

    • @poopmonkey1510
      @poopmonkey1510 5 років тому +2

      @Rip XXXTENTACION "Dambass." You're talking!

    • @freddiemartin3368
      @freddiemartin3368 5 років тому

      Me too

    • @peta6417
      @peta6417 5 років тому +1

      Arstotzka has zero tolerance for delinquency.
      Your family will be sent back to their village.
      You are under arrest until your debts are repaid.
      Glory to Arstotzka.

  • @kayva3607
    @kayva3607 5 місяців тому +31

    8 years ago my god

  • @tazmason8018
    @tazmason8018 8 років тому +181

    I fell asleep during this with headphones in and then jack screamed

  • @pumpkinmedal4432
    @pumpkinmedal4432 6 років тому +154

    Fav part is when that one idiot hands you 2 passports...
    I Stamped both as accepted
    I am proud to say I have no regrets.....

  • @Tegawatt
    @Tegawatt 6 років тому +1306

    Who had to come back after the British game?

  • @frogamation4946
    @frogamation4946 Рік тому +33

    "HE GOT SHOT, NOOOO!"
    My brain: "Little potato man you were always my favorite."

  • @mamawanja8950
    @mamawanja8950 7 років тому +98

    I listen to "All the way" like every day and it's SO weird to hear "you have like, fake tickets don't ya?" Without the auto tune!! Haha

    • @isabelortiz2003
      @isabelortiz2003 7 років тому +5

      Mama Wanja same I thought I was the only one 😂

    • @Prognosis95
      @Prognosis95 6 років тому +4

      Mama Wanja same it's really weird and that why I have to sing the tune myself

    • @mamawanja8950
      @mamawanja8950 6 років тому +2

      diggy piggy definitely! Every time Jack says "all the way" or any of the lines from the song I'm immediately singing haha

    • @Prognosis95
      @Prognosis95 6 років тому +2

      Mama Wanja phw it's not just me then xD

    • @mamawanja8950
      @mamawanja8950 6 років тому +1

      diggy piggy haha definitely not!! 😁💚

  • @ava-ik2hd
    @ava-ik2hd 7 років тому +456

    GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! GLORY TO GREATEST COUNTRY!

    • @aerored7344
      @aerored7344 7 років тому +2

      MOTHER PROUD!

    • @tzortz2339
      @tzortz2339 7 років тому

      Ava Hummel im rushin idinathoi

    • @jatato3037
      @jatato3037 7 років тому

      *Russian GET UR WORDS RIGHT IF U ARE RUSSIAN U SHOULD BE SPELLING IT CORRECTLY

    • @swishu_emo5146
      @swishu_emo5146 7 років тому +1

      Toy Bonnnie Rocks u stupid? She'a Russian

    • @ginaguard
      @ginaguard 7 років тому

      Toy Bonnnie Rocks I'm pretty sure Russia has a language, maybe they don't know English, jerk.

  • @ironstargaming5459
    @ironstargaming5459 5 років тому +52

    Jack:im harsh but i have to be
    Someone comes in with a gun
    Jack:hmmmm maybe ok you are safe

  • @X_Vipers
    @X_Vipers 2 роки тому +19

    18:08 the first time we met the legendary potato man

  • @leahriley8317
    @leahriley8317 6 років тому +50

    I love how Jack unlike the ALLLL the other youtubers doesn't spend half an hour telling people to supscribe and like the video and check out their merch and buy their merch

    • @ragequit1892
      @ragequit1892 6 років тому +1

      Leah Riley INFINITE LIST BOY HE SAID "Hey before you watch the video be sure like the video subscribe and that notification Bell and check out my merch it's About $34... (p.s. it is that much for a coffee mug to BACK TO THE QUOTE)... Witch is pretty cheap." BULLCRAP!!!!

    • @idilist
      @idilist 6 років тому

      cough *logan paul* cough

  • @midknight315
    @midknight315 7 років тому +173

    11:45 Rip potato man

  • @rageaholicc
    @rageaholicc 6 років тому +368

    *GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA >:3*

    • @nrigsd8735
      @nrigsd8735 6 років тому +7

      That badge tho

    • @rageaholicc
      @rageaholicc 6 років тому +5

      nrigsd play :3

    • @kalicharlie9647
      @kalicharlie9647 6 років тому

      Greer! Loves Desdemonda k

    • @tonkatsu581
      @tonkatsu581 6 років тому +1

      How do you get the jacksepticeye symbol on your user?

    • @stingrey8172
      @stingrey8172 6 років тому

      your average kpop nerd sponsor him

  • @sicklyyyyy
    @sicklyyyyy 3 роки тому +18

    and so commences my whenever-the-fuck-i-want rewatch of this series

  • @sokoysugoi2638
    @sokoysugoi2638 8 років тому +819

    Papers, Please: also known as Trump Policy Simulator.

    • @evanleo9746
      @evanleo9746 8 років тому +12

      Best comment ever

    • @ii_chxos7547
      @ii_chxos7547 8 років тому

      +SoKoy Sugoi LOL nice

    • @soulthekid7225
      @soulthekid7225 8 років тому

      Haha nice bro

    • @parksparks5296
      @parksparks5296 8 років тому +12

      +SoKoy Sugoi I mean, it's not as if every other country doesn't have borders as well...

    • @AGPArchivist
      @AGPArchivist 8 років тому +17

      Nah, the accept button wouldn't even exist then.

  • @27420
    @27420 6 років тому +760

    Who else clicked on jacks “British” version of this, and just had to come back to see the original?

  • @valentinaliu6303
    @valentinaliu6303 8 років тому +382

    Remember the time you proposed to Markiplier?

  • @caht6468
    @caht6468 3 роки тому +119

    Women: gives a stripper club business card
    Jack: hello new frend

  • @mikayatayor3969
    @mikayatayor3969 6 років тому +200

    It’s sad how all the old comments got washed away in the sea of new comments.

    • @comicsans2516
      @comicsans2516 6 років тому +1

      CookieDestroyer 3000 it’s called the UA-cam comment system, it’s sad but I guess we just have to get used to it

    • @christoferdrewrocks1
      @christoferdrewrocks1 5 років тому +6

      According to a UA-cam video from 3 years ago back when this video came out everyone was bitching at Jack and were saying he wasn't "doing it right" so I'm glad the old comments are washed out 😂😂

    • @Toby_Bikes
      @Toby_Bikes 5 років тому +2

      @Zakkary Boldin no, clorox is death

    • @fishfishery7676
      @fishfishery7676 5 років тому

      Ye

    • @jaylynjohnson2899
      @jaylynjohnson2899 5 років тому

      Maybe you're to blame?

  • @poarose6131
    @poarose6131 7 років тому +164

    Who else thought of "All the way" when he said "you like fake tickets don't cha?"

    • @hardcoregamer5336
      @hardcoregamer5336 6 років тому +10

      Puffer_fish 99 me that's bad that's bad

    • @_valenthyne
      @_valenthyne 6 років тому +9

      He got shot! Nooo!

    • @caitlinsane
      @caitlinsane 6 років тому +9

      Little potato man, you were always my favourite

    • @Daniooo
      @Daniooo 6 років тому +8

      I believe

    • @bryan55622
      @bryan55622 6 років тому +8

      I believe

  • @ebasyigit
    @ebasyigit 4 роки тому +186

    The 4.1 K dislikes is who is can’t pass the Artzoska

  • @halfeatenwatermelon5039
    @halfeatenwatermelon5039 Рік тому +8

    You like fake tickets don't ya? Me*thats bad that's bad *

    • @lmMxxly
      @lmMxxly Рік тому

      -BANG-
      He got shot?!
      …Noooooo
      Little potato man… you were always my favourite
      .
      .
      aAaAaAaAaAahHhHhHhHh

  • @babumadarasova5193
    @babumadarasova5193 7 років тому +124

    Jacks russian accent is just amazing...