You've been standing in a long line of people for God knows how long, you just want to start a new life in a new place. You finally get called in to the checkpoint, you hand the loud bearded man your Passports, Entry Permit, ect. He sits there for a good 5 minutes looking panicked, and he shrugs his shoulders and says, "I don't care if this is wrong, welcome to Glory Greatest!" As you walk through you hear clicking behind you and the man shouts, "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANOTHER CITATION!"
*lets a random lady through* “I don’t care if I get a citation I’m gonna let her through”.. meanwhile he just sent a poor woman back to Antegria to DIE after her husband begged him to let her through
@@rasyldarif8808 dude, when Sean said Glory to Arstozka and failed I screamed it perfectly and funny thing was at the time I was doing a number 2 on the toilet when I said it hahaha.
In the 2016 series, the last thing Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatobro... you were always my favorite!" In the 2019 series, one of the first things Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatoman!! You were always my favorite!" My heart has melted..
_in a reality where sean tries to cross_ Jacksepticeye: here’s my papers Employee: This passport says Jack but the Card says Sean Jacksepticeye: see that’s bec- Employee: DETAINED
It’s like with my name (not revealing it) I’ve had it totally misspelled. It’s because with my name there’s multiple spellings and my name is a less common spelling. I’ve had it spelled in a way that wasn’t any of the spellings.
Jack: "I don't know what year this game plays in." Game: *Has a date on every passport and a clock in the bottom that is used to check if that date is valid*
Bruh I saw this guy comment on another video his theory about how the game takes place in the 60s. It was like five paragraphs long and it was really well thought out, but he completely forgot that there was that timer in the corner
I got a drinking game for y’all. *One shot when Jack says:* “Get the FUCK outta my line!” “Glory greatest” “Nocitationnocitation” *Three shots when Jack says:* “DETAAIINED” “Stupid people in my line…”
I've managed to accept someone I've denied simply by stamping accept over and over and nearly covering the whole stamp, it worked. Even with the reason stamp too.
I really appreciate whoever did the captions (I'm guessing the editor but dont want to credit the wrong person in case). I usually put on captions because I find it easier to process what's happening and it always brightens my day when they are customised to the video instead of auto generated, I understand that doing so probably takes a lot of time, especially for this hour long video. thank you for going through the work to get this done :)
@@ssauce_kingggaming6375 That's definitely not true, maybe kids, or weird trendy people, but they aren't something else just because you disapprove of it And before you point my descriptions above, I said maybe
Jack: "party like it's 1912 . . . I don't know when this game takes place" Also Jack: *has been checking the validity of the dates on passports for almost an hour*
Handy tip for anyone playing this game now: Entrants will only ever have one "major" discrepency. Forgetting a piece of paperwork but then remembering when asked, or making a wrong statement (length of stay, purpose response) doesn't count as a "major" discrepency. Major discrepencies are things like wrong names, mismatched photos/numbers, etc. There will never be more than one of these per entrant. Once you spot a major discrepency, the course of action becomes clear. If it's a discrepency that is cleared (verifying fingerprints, for example), you can feel safe approving them. If it's a discrepency that CAN'T be cleared (mismatched ID numbers, fingerprints don't match, etc) then feel safe detaining/denying them. You don't have to worry about there being any other discrepencies that will nail you with a citation.
This series is well over 3 years old now, yet I see none of the top comments clarify the Diplomats. Diplomats require an authorization document, and on that document "Arstotzka" must be listed, that means the Diplomat has authorization to enter the country. Later down the line when forgeries are introduced, Diplomatic Authorization documents can also be forged, meaning that you must pay extra attention to the document's seal. Thought I'd mention it in case anyone who hasn't played Papers, Please is interested in trying out lmao.
Jack: "Imma just let you in, if I get a citation, I get a citation." *women who got separated from her husband and would die if not let in appears* Jack: "I can't let you in" Just let her in man.
Even funnier is that he denied the woman fleeing with her husband to avoid a citation, but then was willing to accept a citation for locking up Dari Ludum.
i remember years ago watching your papers please videos in this chair i had in my room after middle school. now i’m finishing 10th grade, my room has completely changed, but i’m still sitting here watching papers please after school. time really is a circle
Rip the poor lady he sent to death because she didn’t have all the documents then was followed by two discrepancies that Jack said “I don’t care if I get a citation”
Otacon464 he actually does, if it is 1983 or 1984, he doesn’t need to check the day or month, because then it is automatically correct, meanwhile, that is not true for 1982
@@DomoDiggler how tf is it his fault??? It's not like he can choose his name as soon as hes born... plus if he wanted to change his name to a more succint and concise one do you know all the legal documents you would need to go through? And not to talk about all the time things would take to make them happen. What if he doesn't have enough money to do that huh? Think about other people's situations before you judge someone for a simple thing...
*Really happy voice while face looks extremely depressed* While Broadway dancing with a rusted lead pipe and old shoes "WELCOME TO AMERICA WE'RE IMPOVERISHED AND SAD I CANT PAY OF MY COLLEGE DEBTS THE ECONOMY'S BAD MY SISTER DIED FROM ASSAULT BECAUSE THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON HER EX ABUSER GOT OUT ON BAIL THEY UNFORTUNATELY DIDN'T TELL HER WHEN HE GOT OUT OF JAIL HE SHOT HER IN HER THREE TIMES AND THEN IN HER CHEST BOY I LOVE MY COUNTRY, YES AMERICA'S THE BEST
Character:"I'm coming with my wife." Jack:"Its good you're coming with your wife, its a good healthy sex life." Took me a bit to realize what he said but that was the funniest thing i've heard today.
55:46 the blue one is what's on record the red one on your desk are his finger prints but you never even picked them up so you couldn't see if they matched.
u·nan·i·mous /yo͞oˈnanəməs/ Learn to pronounce adjective (of two or more people) fully in agreement. "the doctors were unanimous in their diagnoses" synonyms: united, in complete agreement, in complete accord, of one mind, like-minded, of the same mind, in harmony, at one, with one voice, concordant, undivided; rareconsentient "doctors were unanimous about the effects of lead emission on health" (of an opinion, decision, or vote) held or carried by everyone involved. synonyms: uniform, consistent, solid, united, concerted, congruent, undivided "a unanimous vote of confidence" :)
“If i get a citation ,i get a citation”
Women: i will be killed if i go back to antegria
Jack: i don’t care
So true 😂
Arstozka do not care for citizens of weaker countries
Arstozka cares for Arstozka
I came here just to make this comment and it was already here.
@@Sir_Bucket GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA MOTHAH PROUD
People can lie
Picture on passport: *Different by one pixel*
Jack: Your face looks like it got hit with a shovel.
Also jack: completely ignores a very obviously different passport picture
Jack: hair can change in an instant
Also Jack: this isn’t you, you have a mowhawk!
You got a haircut? YOU MEAN YOU FAKED UR OWN DEATH. *D E T A I N E D!*
The game has some big pixels.
Its the irish way
[This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government]
[Glory to Arstotzka]
[This message was not removed by the Arstotzkan government]
lol
GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!
Arstoska is run like the SCP Foundation.
I honestly find that (redacted).
[This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government]
[Glory to Arstotzka]
Да
Sean: “I can afford to have two citations.”
Also Sean when a woman will be killed if she is not let in: “not understandable, have a horrid day.”
Lmfao good one
Elisas day be like
That was really frustrating, I didn’t expect him to be that cruel
Based Sean
He denies the dudes wife and then says, not 2 minutes later, "if i get a citation I get a citation"
*"You now have the ability to detain suspicious individuals"*
Jack: ꓷƎИIATƎꓷ
DETAINED
I noticed that too 😂
Are you from Australia? If so then you're not gonna be able to read this
@@wispcap it's not upside down dude. It's backwards. You need to be a Backwardian to understand it.
@@renewings and I'm just that XD
Jack:”My son gets sick every second day”
Also Jack: *doesn’t feed his son*
Logic 100
s t o n k s
Your son is sick and needs medicine.
Harsh
yes
You've been standing in a long line of people for God knows how long, you just want to start a new life in a new place. You finally get called in to the checkpoint, you hand the loud bearded man your Passports, Entry Permit, ect. He sits there for a good 5 minutes looking panicked, and he shrugs his shoulders and says, "I don't care if this is wrong, welcome to Glory Greatest!" As you walk through you hear clicking behind you and the man shouts, "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANOTHER CITATION!"
Yes nice
Not Gonna Question That. Just Gonna... *Mind My Own Business*
+respect
tbh in that situation i would shout back to him to ask if he was okay
detained FUCKIN RUUUUN😂🤷♂️
*lets a random lady through* “I don’t care if I get a citation I’m gonna let her through”.. meanwhile he just sent a poor woman back to Antegria to DIE after her husband begged him to let her through
He did the same thing in the og playthrough tho so is it really surprising he did it again?
He was like that in his first playthrough, of course he would be like that again. Also he's a leftist being hypocritical is a main value of it.
"Hey, little potato man, c'mon in!"
*Actual Potato man steps up in line immediately after*
Jack: excuse me, what?
Fooled me too, the utter shock was brilliant to see lmao. He came IMMEDIATELY AFTER. What a coincidence.
XD I know right? Lol
Real Potato Man: Am I a joke to you?
time stamp?
@@quack8610 52:28
*lets Potato Man through*
"He's a good boy"
*second Potato Man arrives*
*X-Files music plays*
thats just jorji's brother, gorji.
@@0_clover740 Poor guy tried to get his brother to show him how to get in and still got denied
Has Jack a boy seen the papers please short on steam
It's funnier if you watch his face
He was my brothar
guy who isn't little potato man:
jack: hello friend! go on through!
little potato man: hi
jack: *surprised pikachu meme*
This revisit was so worth it.
Yes, when he said potato man I legit got flashbacks to All The Way when he cuts to the potato part.
GLLLLLLLORYY TO ARSTOTZKAA
@@rasyldarif8808 dude, when Sean said Glory to Arstozka and failed I screamed it perfectly and funny thing was at the time I was doing a number 2 on the toilet when I said it hahaha.
Real Potato Man: Am I a joke to you?
the fact that he actually mixed up mr.potato man and the real one came right behind is so perfect i love it
“I don’t get a citation for that?”
No he’s *human trafficking.*
69 likes on this comment feels dirty
@@poisonedvices6962 Now it's 369
@@jadecoolness101 hey
@@laboon344 hi?
@@jadecoolness101 just greeting recent comments and replies that's all 🙂
> Jack revisits Papers, Please
Me: *happiness noises*
Excatly
What about happy wheels
ItsMeSky Ah shit, here we go again
Me
Same
In the 2016 series, the last thing Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatobro... you were always my favorite!"
In the 2019 series, one of the first things Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatoman!! You were always my favorite!"
My heart has melted..
His name is Sean.
Rhea Pictures Jack is a screen name so either one is valid to refer to him :)
Light Child, OK.
No now stop watching pinkeyeintimacy
@@thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270 not an og
"I don't even know when this game takes place." *proceeds to check the date for every document presented*
He also read it at the start
Jack no pay attention very well
Did i just watch an hour of someone stamping passports?
Yes, i did, and it was great.
It was glory greatest.
Lol
The Creators Claim This Game Is "Art"
BRUH ACTUALLY
Bless you, child
😂 yup. Glory greatest indeed
I couldn't imagine going to a country and sneaking something and then getting caught and having the patrol officer just Dab on you and yell DETAINED
Shaun Preston time stamp to when he dabs? Lmao please?
Arstotzka has greatest dab! *DETAINED!*
Serella & BitterJoy 27:57
You can't imagine it, but you can watch it
it would be like coming across Jake Perraulta as a border guard
_in a reality where sean tries to cross_
Jacksepticeye: here’s my papers
Employee: This passport says Jack but the Card says Sean
Jacksepticeye: see that’s bec-
Employee: DETAINED
@@manoerinafanchannel3196 lol
DABTAINED!
YOUR MUST BE LYING, DETAINED!!!!!!
DAB-TAINED!
I have two names.
The most frustrating part is the way Jack doesn't know that you're supposed to compare the fingerprints
for real
He does tho he did it before he just don’t pay much attention.
No, This 42:20 is the most frustrating thing
Yes
Hmm, I think him being extremely happy about getting the spacebar thing, then not using it most of the time is also on the list of annoying things xD
imagine trying to bring drugs to arstoztka, and when the border patrol finds out he just screams "DETAINED!!!!"
And dabs over your detained body.
Immigrant: sorry, the station spelled my name inco-
Jack: *"DETAINED"*
hIs nAmE Is sEAn
Obsessive Gamer lol
It’s like with my name (not revealing it) I’ve had it totally misspelled. It’s because with my name there’s multiple spellings and my name is a less common spelling. I’ve had it spelled in a way that wasn’t any of the spellings.
999 like... i guide others to a treasure i can not possess
HE'S THE IMPOSTOR! DETAIN HIM!
Jack: "I don't know what year this game plays in."
Game: *Has a date on every passport and a clock in the bottom that is used to check if that date is valid*
Bruh I saw this guy comment on another video his theory about how the game takes place in the 60s. It was like five paragraphs long and it was really well thought out, but he completely forgot that there was that timer in the corner
*Every fucking day starts with the date in big white letters*
Clock in the game: am i a joke to you?
@@nerkdurgen5574 😂
You can change the year I thought
I got a drinking game for y’all.
*One shot when Jack says:*
“Get the FUCK outta my line!”
“Glory greatest”
“Nocitationnocitation”
*Three shots when Jack says:*
“DETAAIINED”
“Stupid people in my line…”
Just the new ones or the whole thing? 😏😏
If we include "Glory greatest" I'd be dead 10 minutes in 😂 I'd add: finish your drink for "Potato man"
Do you want alcohol poisoning? Because that's how you get alcohol poisoning 😂😂
@@thelatinverse3862 lmao 🤣
Are you trying to kill people
1st episode of Papers Please: "You feel really bad for denying people"
Revisited 1st episode of Papers Please:
Mable Fox he litteraly dabbs on them
Revisited 1st episode of Papers Please:
"please let me through"
-
"im sorry, haha, this is glory greatest get tHE FUCK OUTTA MY LINE" 8:32
Jack: *literally checks date on every passport*
Also Jack: "I don't know what year this game takes place in"
1982.
Zack Tell nah its 2019
1982 lmao
1982
Nah bruh it’s definitely 10 /j
I love how little potato man literally drew his passport lmao
What Number?
@@zion_senpai4085 23:02 if you want a timestamp :)
@@Euqoram thanks
Lol my nickname is literally potato man
He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.
whoever does the subtitles is genius. It legit said **the giggles of an Irishman** I can’t 💀
those people deserve to be payed
Jack: keeps reading date.
Also jack: I don't know what year this takes place
I wish I could like but its at 69 likes
ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa boy do I have new for you
3:55 “thank God my Second stamp overrides the first one”
It doesn’t. Denial beats Approval every time, you lucky bastard.
*Intense breathing noises*
Yeah lol once I denied somebody but then I realized the passport was right so instead I stamped approved but he still got denied and I got a citation.
:O
I've managed to accept someone I've denied simply by stamping accept over and over and nearly covering the whole stamp, it worked. Even with the reason stamp too.
Jack: “Im ready to get in there and just...”
Whiteboard: “ИIATƎꓷ”
2:01
lmao
Looc Yrev
DETAIN*ED*
@@aces5thalternateaccount464 if you say no homo
how do you get a backwards E?!
I really appreciate whoever did the captions (I'm guessing the editor but dont want to credit the wrong person in case). I usually put on captions because I find it easier to process what's happening and it always brightens my day when they are customised to the video instead of auto generated, I understand that doing so probably takes a lot of time, especially for this hour long video. thank you for going through the work to get this done :)
Almost unanimously people picked Papers Please
The Sims was a very close second
*Visible Confusion*
*It was the only second.*
if be close he meant by a mile
Ikr!!!
what about minecraft 😩
@@meatsauce12 felix is getting the job done on that one
36:51 “this does not look like you, your hair is shorter!”
Jack does not understand the concept of hair growth.
Mazen Fire or they got a haircut but ok
Andrew Previtera maybe chill a bit?
@@ssauce_kingggaming6375 That's definitely not true, maybe kids, or weird trendy people, but they aren't something else just because you disapprove of it
And before you point my descriptions above, I said maybe
I thought the same thing😂
To all of u all I did was say they coulda gotta haircut why everyone so mad ;(
Jack: people wanted Papers, please almost unanimously
Also Jack: but Sims was a close second
Something's a bit off 'ere
...
Colton Adame that’s hilarious
Yeah that's what he said funny funny we all watched the video
Colton Adame yessss
Anyone back after Mark's new series???
Greetings!
Me!
Yeppers!
Yep
Yessir
jack: IM ALLOWED TO LET U THRU BUDDY! LIL POTATO MAN HAVE A GOOD TIME!!
potato man: yOu cAlLeD ?
😂😂😂
NO MR POTATO MAN!!!
Imagine boarder patrol acts like Jack
“Get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE” XD
Hello
Hi
Hi Sir do you have your passport?
no
Then get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE!!!!!
no
"D-D-DETAIN!!!!!!!"
Honestly would make going on holiday way more entertaining
They pretty much do act like that
“Do you know what you’re getting? *DETAINED.* Hehehe. That makes me feel so good. Makes me feel like a big man.”
- Every Dictator Ever
Imagine being detained and he/she just turns and giggles that to themselves as youre dragged away
*GASSED
XD
Brittany Malzahn I Was literally watching that part when I seen this lol
Woman: “I will literally die if I go back”
Jack: “that’s crazy, but I don’t know who the FUCK ASKED”
Jack: It's time to play an old game-
Papers Please: GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!
“What do we call you sir?”
“First name: Glory. Last name: Greatest.”
Actually, that’s not his name
William CISZEWSKI As a matter of fact it is!
Jack: "party like it's 1912 . . . I don't know when this game takes place"
Also Jack: *has been checking the validity of the dates on passports for almost an hour*
Cold war I'm pretty sure
@@n0tl142 I'd say its safe to assume it takes place during the cold war. I mean the cold war was 1945-1990 and this game takes place in November 1982
@@makaylahaverluk667 I'd imagine it's in East Germany
Makayla Haverluk Papers Please is based off a Russian story taking place during the Cold War
More then an hour
This game needs to be revisited every 4 years. So it's about due again
Jack: doesn't feed son every second day
Also Jack: "my son gets sick every second day!"
Hmmmmmm I'm not sure but I think it's a coincidence
Shall detective Jack figure it out? Find out next episode!
buuuuut, it's cheaper to not feed the son and then just give him medicine.
...hes doing it right let him play how he wants its cheaper to do it this way
I'm pretty sure food leads to hunger, not the family getting sick. I think the heat is what does that but not sure
I like to think Jorji is some insanely rich man that likes to mess with people.
lmao yeah
Mr Beasztch
NEW HEADCANNON
YES
trying really hard not to make a squid game reference here
“You can’t find happiness in 2019”
Jack proved us wrong
Brooke Rood true
So true
Why do u speak of the truth?
so true
Meme Lordz because it’s dangerous not too
Jack: "My son gets sick every other day."
Also Jack: "You don't need to have food *every* day!"
Jack- "Oh I didnt check the dates on their passport"
Me- "Nah you good bro, I checked them for you"
Same
Same here
YeeYeeNationBTW samee😂
same
So true
Handy tip for anyone playing this game now: Entrants will only ever have one "major" discrepency. Forgetting a piece of paperwork but then remembering when asked, or making a wrong statement (length of stay, purpose response) doesn't count as a "major" discrepency. Major discrepencies are things like wrong names, mismatched photos/numbers, etc. There will never be more than one of these per entrant.
Once you spot a major discrepency, the course of action becomes clear. If it's a discrepency that is cleared (verifying fingerprints, for example), you can feel safe approving them. If it's a discrepency that CAN'T be cleared (mismatched ID numbers, fingerprints don't match, etc) then feel safe detaining/denying them. You don't have to worry about there being any other discrepencies that will nail you with a citation.
What about the order? Should we help them out?
@@Aishiteru1803
For this question you are detained.
@@CruelestChris yikes
Jack: I don’t know what year this takes place
Game: Puts 1982 in multiple places
It even has the date in the lower left corner at all times
😂😂😂
He even says it at 3:02
1982: Am I a joke to you?
Ok anybody else DO NOT LIKE THIS COMMENT IT'S AT 666
52:10 Not me crying over how Jack was so excited thinking that was _THE_ *Mr Potato Man*
Papers, Please
Jack: Where is your Passport
Jack: Don’t say you have it here
Woman: WhAt iS paSSpOrT?
24:54
Nobody:
Jack: *D E T A I N E D*
TRIGGERED CAT *NOICE*
“I did a poll and people, almost unanimously, voted for Papers, Please. The Sims was a close second.”
I see a problem with this statement.
DETAINED!
*DAB*
Discrepancy Detected
I know right? Jack doing a poll is very suspicious
@@clarec1984 ENTRY PERMIT
HGFBC-HGEYSH
PASSPORT
EGDHEB-HSBEJS
*DETAINED*
Jack: I can finally let potato man through!
The real potato man: ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴬ ᴶᴼᴷᴱ ᵀᴼ ᵞᴼᵁ?
How did you change the font ?
Kid who sits in the corner I used an app, and then copy and pasted 🙂
399. thats a great price
@@laurena2588 oh thanks
Lauren Amer u cute
This series is well over 3 years old now, yet I see none of the top comments clarify the Diplomats. Diplomats require an authorization document, and on that document "Arstotzka" must be listed, that means the Diplomat has authorization to enter the country. Later down the line when forgeries are introduced, Diplomatic Authorization documents can also be forged, meaning that you must pay extra attention to the document's seal. Thought I'd mention it in case anyone who hasn't played Papers, Please is interested in trying out lmao.
I always get the diplomats wrong 🤦♀️
Inspector: *let‘s person through the border*
CITATION!
Reason: Incorrect number of blood cells.
*lets
Aja's Channel
Bruh
@@grugiv Bruh moment
@@froggekun this is a UA-cam comments section not a Reddit post where everything has to be perfect
@@the_grim_gamer3039 Bad example, Reddit posts are never perfect
“My love of detaining people outweighs my love of human empathy”
No truer words were ever spoken... 😂
lol
That’s a scary phase
FryManAuty Vlogs agreed
This Is Why Jack Doesn't Have Anyone To Love Him
His need to dab on them haters outweighs everything else.
Jack: "Imma just let you in, if I get a citation, I get a citation."
*women who got separated from her husband and would die if not let in appears*
Jack: "I can't let you in"
Just let her in man.
@@baleofhay7660 if her husband isn't a terrorist, it's unlikely she is
i would, but this playthrough im roleplaying a fascist asshole.
This killed me
Even funnier is that he denied the woman fleeing with her husband to avoid a citation, but then was willing to accept a citation for locking up Dari Ludum.
@@jorgejimemez1627 actually it is a common tactic of terrorists to pretend to be a family in order to lower suspicions of border officials.
i remember years ago watching your papers please videos in this chair i had in my room after middle school. now i’m finishing 10th grade, my room has completely changed, but i’m still sitting here watching papers please after school. time really is a circle
Jack: "You mean well"
Potato Man: smuggling hard drugs
Nah potato smuglin all da drugs
You fools, everyone knows he is smuggling in potatoes
I don't smuggle drugs PLEASE DO NOT ARREST ME
He does eventually
@@vendableart YES U DO NOW GET DETAIIIIIIIIINEEEEED
Jack: "Hey potato man!"
Potato Man: *comes next in line*
Jack: ಠ⌣ಠ
lol
His face was absolutely priceless. Best laugh I have had all playlist haha
Imagine hearing some of the things Jack says coming from an actual booth
Like as your walking up, you jut hear “MORE PEOPLE MORE MONEY.”
i always imagine that the character in game is actually saying those things, it's great
As he said that i saw this wow also
Guy above me totally agree
"You want entry? Get passport. "
glad to see Sean still being a cold-hearted border inspector on his second playthrough
Jack: I can finally let Potato Man in!
Potato Man: Hey I've got everything you requested
Jack: Wait that's illegal
the confusion on seans face after he sees real potato
I like how over the years you can see jacksepticeye slowly transform into a Viking
an irish viking
He should’ve been a leprechaun but the years have been nice to him.
lol
40:18 Jack: i detained him because I'm helping a nice lady
Also Jack: you have wrong passport?DETAINED!
He would of detained him anyways lol
Anyone: *breathes*
Jack: *D E T A I N*
"I don't know what year this game takes place in" he says in a game, where checking valid *dates* is a core part of the game
I also love how he said 1920 something but rly its the 80s
I think Jack just puts his brain to sleep with some good ol' Irish whiskey before recording these videos.
November 23rd, 1982 at the beginning of the game lmao
1982
*Man enters checkpoint with bomb*
Jack: Glory greatest! Come on in!
*Man enters with botched passport*
Jack: DETAINED!
It's like how teachers treat kids who fight vs. how teachers treat kids violating the dress code.
Rip the poor lady he sent to death because she didn’t have all the documents then was followed by two discrepancies that Jack said “I don’t care if I get a citation”
Omni Cupid no it’s like how teachers at my old school treat popular kids vs. how they treated me and my friends
Every time he says glory greatest and the f**k out of my line my heart flutters with happiness
YURI!
Every time Jack doesn't spot a mistake and the audience does we draw the sharpest inhale ever
fr though
Man: wears different clothes from passport.
Jack: is that your face?!
Sims fans: Hey, why not bring back The Sims?
True Arstotzkans: Nyet. You do Papers, Please.
Нет, вы делаете документы, пожалуйста.
Glory to arstotzka
In Soviet Russia, Papers, Please does you!
GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY. YOU DO PAPERS BABIOSHKA
Typical Ukraine GLORY MOTHER PROUD
50:50 "Party like... it's.. 1912 idk what year this game takes place in."
But.. but Jack. Isn't that what you've been checking for the past hour?
Otacon464 he actually does, if it is 1983 or 1984, he doesn’t need to check the day or month, because then it is automatically correct, meanwhile, that is not true for 1982
Brice Sanford party like its 1918! :3
🤔🤔🤔🤔
Oh my fucking god
@Otacon464 not true
Someone: **Comes in with fake documents**
Jack: **Big deep breath**
other person: "Um..."
Jack: "DETAINED!"
Imagine jack as a baby
Jack: D-D-D
Dad:omg he is going to say daddy
Jack: D-D-DETAINED
Jack enthusiastically says his first words as he hits a dab on them haters at the tender age of one.
... d-d-d-dab?
Atstoskain guards appear and tackle the dad
ah yes sending people to the gulag at the age of 1
Dont worry hes gonna clutch gulag
Person: passport?
JAck: Don’t you say it
Person: Oh i have it here
Jack: *screams in Arstotzkian*
why do you exist
i love everything about your yt account
Woah your PROFILE NAME
Wait how is jacks logo there in ur name
Lol good one here's your 1,000th like have a good day.
41:38
Jack: There's so many letters in your name. I should detain you just for that.
Me: *Sweating profusely*
Get a more succinct name bro
@@spudsbuchlaw its not his fault he has that name
ig never said it was. But names can change, as the Inspector knows well now.
@@IsabellaGentile yes it is
@@DomoDiggler how tf is it his fault??? It's not like he can choose his name as soon as hes born... plus if he wanted to change his name to a more succint and concise one do you know all the legal documents you would need to go through? And not to talk about all the time things would take to make them happen. What if he doesn't have enough money to do that huh? Think about other people's situations before you judge someone for a simple thing...
My new favourite quotes
"sexuality is a spectrum, I dont know if you're male or female"
"DETAINED"
Edit: damn why so many likes thanks tho
Lady: "Let me in with my husband, please."
Jack: "DETAINED!"
Order: "Let in this sketchy guy."
Jack: "Will do, no questions asked."
Poor fictional lady
nobody:
Jack: If you're eating everyday there is something wrong with you
Pepper Beavs it’s true tho
Fossiliferous lol do u eat everyday?
What if u eat 3 times a day
Joda no
I love how he helps the ladies from Dari from being killed but not that poor guys wife that will be killed lol
Right?
“I just detain people because it’s fun” ... could you imagine if a cop said that?
Frick the police lol
Well I this some of them think that way when they encounter people of color, sadly 🤔
could you not?
*Really happy voice while face looks extremely depressed*
While Broadway dancing with a rusted lead pipe and old shoes
"WELCOME TO AMERICA WE'RE IMPOVERISHED AND SAD
I CANT PAY OF MY COLLEGE DEBTS THE ECONOMY'S BAD
MY SISTER DIED FROM ASSAULT BECAUSE THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED
BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON HER EX ABUSER GOT OUT ON BAIL
THEY UNFORTUNATELY DIDN'T TELL HER WHEN HE GOT OUT OF JAIL
HE SHOT HER IN HER THREE TIMES AND THEN IN HER CHEST
BOY I LOVE MY COUNTRY, YES AMERICA'S THE BEST
Temmie Loves Donuts they do
Jack: I can finally let you through buddy!
(Let's potato man through)
(Real potato man comes)
Jorji: Hello again!
Jack: :O
I love how Jack and all of us call him potato man😂😂😂
@@ionutblaj128 It was a simple mistake. Stop acting like a fucking dick.
@@violet_lilac let us plya
@@beanus9471 dude whats your problem? he just described the events of the video.
@@xxzeroxx628 I wasn't even talking to him.
Jack: “You look like Potato Man’s more handsome brother.”
Me: “POTATO MAN IS MOST HANDSOME MAN IN GLORY GREATEST CHECKPOINT!”
Yesssss!
NO U MEAN POTATOMAN IS GLORIES GREATEST MAN
Jack: My love of detaining people outshines any sort of human empathy
That went dark pretty quick 😅
Character:"I'm coming with my wife." Jack:"Its good you're coming with your wife, its a good healthy sex life." Took me a bit to realize what he said but that was the funniest thing i've heard today.
I thought he said love/marriage 😭my ears are playing tricks on me now.
I only just got that lmao
469th like how appropriate
"If you're eating every single day, then there's something wrong with ya glory greatest."
-Jacksepticeye, 2019
Well then...I have a problem .____.
Border patrol: what are you here for?
Jack: work.
Border patrol what kind of work are you doing?
Jack: do you have 90 minutes?
Get out
Jack: *gets special hotkey to check discrepancies*
also jack: doesn’t ever use hotkey
Jacksepticeye: *Writes detain on his whiteboard*
Camera reversing the text: Are you really in charge here?
niated
Subscribe me for fundraising
55:46 the blue one is what's on record the red one on your desk are his finger prints but you never even picked them up so you couldn't see if they matched.
"Almost unanimously you chose Papers, Please"
"Sims was a very close second"
I think you may be confused on the definition of unanimous
Clone Gaming oh my god that was bothering me so much. I know he's allowed to make mistakes and I'm not judging him but still
u·nan·i·mous
/yo͞oˈnanəməs/
Learn to pronounce
adjective
(of two or more people) fully in agreement.
"the doctors were unanimous in their diagnoses"
synonyms: united, in complete agreement, in complete accord, of one mind, like-minded, of the same mind, in harmony, at one, with one voice, concordant, undivided; rareconsentient
"doctors were unanimous about the effects of lead emission on health"
(of an opinion, decision, or vote) held or carried by everyone involved.
synonyms: uniform, consistent, solid, united, concerted, congruent, undivided
"a unanimous vote of confidence"
:)
Commenter exactly
i was thinking the same thing haha
@Commenter if something is almost uninanmous you can't have a close second
Jack: checks photos because the photo looks angrier.
Also Jack: let's through photo with a totally different face
Lmao
*GLORY GREATEST!*
This video should be called:
"Papers Please... The Return of Potato Man"
jack notice this man please
that should be the playlist name
He was always Jack's favorite
He's the one that's always causing trouble.
That's bad.
That's bad.
That's bad.
That's bad.
@@HunhowsShadowStalker Little potato man, you're always my favourite
Jack: Where is entry permit?
Potato man: Arstotzka still best country for sure
Jack:...........
Jack: Glory to Artotzka
Me: *Bursting in happy tears*
Jack:DETAINED!!!!
Me: *Crying tears of happiness*
omg omg omg PAPERS PLEASE
Jack:get the fuck out of my line!!!
Me: *Thats new*
For a second there Jack thought Jorji was Jan, and I had the biggest shit-eating grin when Jorji came in and Jack was "EHH!?"
One of the biggest plot twists in video game history. :D
If you put captions on in the beginning it just says "off-key singing"
*sad aristozkan noises*
then after his intro, and he’s saying “papers please” it literally says “air succ”!!! 😂😂😂R A