GLORY GREATEST! | Papers, Please (Revisited)

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  • @syna6622
    @syna6622 4 роки тому +9181

    “If i get a citation ,i get a citation”
    Women: i will be killed if i go back to antegria
    Jack: i don’t care

    • @patrickphadaidubh4479
      @patrickphadaidubh4479 4 роки тому +60

      So true 😂

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +370

      Arstozka do not care for citizens of weaker countries
      Arstozka cares for Arstozka

    • @Angel_Of_The_Past
      @Angel_Of_The_Past 4 роки тому +41

      I came here just to make this comment and it was already here.

    • @scrublord3376
      @scrublord3376 4 роки тому +49

      @@Sir_Bucket GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA MOTHAH PROUD

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 4 роки тому +15

      People can lie

  • @frieddbacon4052
    @frieddbacon4052 4 роки тому +4853

    Picture on passport: *Different by one pixel*
    Jack: Your face looks like it got hit with a shovel.

    • @hayleyannmarie1173
      @hayleyannmarie1173 4 роки тому +160

      Also jack: completely ignores a very obviously different passport picture

    • @fakename7725
      @fakename7725 4 роки тому +76

      Jack: hair can change in an instant
      Also Jack: this isn’t you, you have a mowhawk!

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 4 роки тому +23

      You got a haircut? YOU MEAN YOU FAKED UR OWN DEATH. *D E T A I N E D!*

    • @rmarsh1732
      @rmarsh1732 4 роки тому +3

      The game has some big pixels.

    • @itsmecrosby4723
      @itsmecrosby4723 4 роки тому +3

      Its the irish way

  • @nerd_5615
    @nerd_5615 5 років тому +24367

    [This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government]
    [Glory to Arstotzka]

    • @GeoBaer
      @GeoBaer 5 років тому +481

      [This message was not removed by the Arstotzkan government]
      lol

    • @torrent9666
      @torrent9666 5 років тому +294

      GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!

    • @josea.moreno5125
      @josea.moreno5125 5 років тому +367

      Arstoska is run like the SCP Foundation.
      I honestly find that (redacted).

    • @jeff4890
      @jeff4890 5 років тому +178

      [This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government]
      [Glory to Arstotzka]

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 5 років тому +51

      Да

  • @frecklesandfries9209
    @frecklesandfries9209 3 роки тому +4818

    Sean: “I can afford to have two citations.”
    Also Sean when a woman will be killed if she is not let in: “not understandable, have a horrid day.”

    • @y.a.c.
      @y.a.c. 3 роки тому +16

      Lmfao good one

    • @kronosgodoftime6882
      @kronosgodoftime6882 3 роки тому +10

      Elisas day be like

    • @IGRETRO
      @IGRETRO 3 роки тому +138

      That was really frustrating, I didn’t expect him to be that cruel

    • @wingusthedingus7203
      @wingusthedingus7203 3 роки тому +11

      Based Sean

    • @riverrommel7524
      @riverrommel7524 3 роки тому +162

      He denies the dudes wife and then says, not 2 minutes later, "if i get a citation I get a citation"

  • @melker___3255
    @melker___3255 5 років тому +4211

    *"You now have the ability to detain suspicious individuals"*
    Jack: ꓷƎИIATƎꓷ

    • @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462
      @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462 4 роки тому +34

      DETAINED

    • @Moonlight-hi1kw
      @Moonlight-hi1kw 4 роки тому +19

      I noticed that too 😂

    • @wispcap
      @wispcap 4 роки тому +18

      Are you from Australia? If so then you're not gonna be able to read this

    • @renewings
      @renewings 4 роки тому +77

      @@wispcap it's not upside down dude. It's backwards. You need to be a Backwardian to understand it.

    • @BurningTheTimeGod
      @BurningTheTimeGod 4 роки тому +8

      @@renewings and I'm just that XD

  • @someanonbandit5725
    @someanonbandit5725 5 років тому +4285

    Jack:”My son gets sick every second day”
    Also Jack: *doesn’t feed his son*

  • @visyrlreaction
    @visyrlreaction 5 років тому +11040

    You've been standing in a long line of people for God knows how long, you just want to start a new life in a new place. You finally get called in to the checkpoint, you hand the loud bearded man your Passports, Entry Permit, ect. He sits there for a good 5 minutes looking panicked, and he shrugs his shoulders and says, "I don't care if this is wrong, welcome to Glory Greatest!" As you walk through you hear clicking behind you and the man shouts, "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANOTHER CITATION!"

    • @devman8459
      @devman8459 4 роки тому +148

      Yes nice

    • @kakbak3766
      @kakbak3766 4 роки тому +457

      Not Gonna Question That. Just Gonna... *Mind My Own Business*

    • @leogoldwater8808
      @leogoldwater8808 4 роки тому +82

      +respect

    • @ZesTofthelemon
      @ZesTofthelemon 4 роки тому +148

      tbh in that situation i would shout back to him to ask if he was okay

    • @zakmcnicholas
      @zakmcnicholas 4 роки тому +92

      detained FUCKIN RUUUUN😂🤷‍♂️

  • @dankarelli
    @dankarelli Рік тому +448

    *lets a random lady through* “I don’t care if I get a citation I’m gonna let her through”.. meanwhile he just sent a poor woman back to Antegria to DIE after her husband begged him to let her through

    • @sagethemage9870
      @sagethemage9870 10 місяців тому +13

      He did the same thing in the og playthrough tho so is it really surprising he did it again?

    • @bluestar9958
      @bluestar9958 7 місяців тому

      He was like that in his first playthrough, of course he would be like that again. Also he's a leftist being hypocritical is a main value of it.

  • @dakotaoakes8593
    @dakotaoakes8593 5 років тому +4100

    "Hey, little potato man, c'mon in!"
    *Actual Potato man steps up in line immediately after*
    Jack: excuse me, what?

    • @pizzawashere8940
      @pizzawashere8940 5 років тому +175

      Fooled me too, the utter shock was brilliant to see lmao. He came IMMEDIATELY AFTER. What a coincidence.

    • @carolinasrandomig
      @carolinasrandomig 5 років тому +7

      XD I know right? Lol

    • @ConnorRK-uu4xo
      @ConnorRK-uu4xo 5 років тому +75

      Real Potato Man: Am I a joke to you?

    • @quack8610
      @quack8610 5 років тому +4

      time stamp?

    • @pablovini98
      @pablovini98 5 років тому +22

      @@quack8610 52:28

  • @mexithemoviemaker7536
    @mexithemoviemaker7536 5 років тому +1972

    *lets Potato Man through*
    "He's a good boy"
    *second Potato Man arrives*
    *X-Files music plays*

    • @0_clover740
      @0_clover740 5 років тому +94

      thats just jorji's brother, gorji.

    • @mexithemoviemaker7536
      @mexithemoviemaker7536 5 років тому +43

      @@0_clover740 Poor guy tried to get his brother to show him how to get in and still got denied

    • @bioticreign6938
      @bioticreign6938 5 років тому +10

      Has Jack a boy seen the papers please short on steam

    • @commiedoggo8203
      @commiedoggo8203 5 років тому +13

      It's funnier if you watch his face

    • @mrpotatoman2750
      @mrpotatoman2750 5 років тому +7

      He was my brothar

  • @wrentaylor4924
    @wrentaylor4924 5 років тому +4112

    guy who isn't little potato man:
    jack: hello friend! go on through!
    little potato man: hi
    jack: *surprised pikachu meme*

    • @IxodesPersulcatus
      @IxodesPersulcatus 5 років тому +71

      This revisit was so worth it.

    • @SuperPatriotFan
      @SuperPatriotFan 5 років тому +58

      Yes, when he said potato man I legit got flashbacks to All The Way when he cuts to the potato part.

    • @rasyldarif8808
      @rasyldarif8808 5 років тому +11

      GLLLLLLLORYY TO ARSTOTZKAA

    • @SuperPatriotFan
      @SuperPatriotFan 5 років тому +5

      @@rasyldarif8808 dude, when Sean said Glory to Arstozka and failed I screamed it perfectly and funny thing was at the time I was doing a number 2 on the toilet when I said it hahaha.

    • @ConnorRK-uu4xo
      @ConnorRK-uu4xo 5 років тому +15

      Real Potato Man: Am I a joke to you?

  • @datninjanice7894
    @datninjanice7894 3 роки тому +853

    the fact that he actually mixed up mr.potato man and the real one came right behind is so perfect i love it

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 4 роки тому +4662

    “I don’t get a citation for that?”
    No he’s *human trafficking.*

    • @poisonedvices6962
      @poisonedvices6962 3 роки тому +39

      69 likes on this comment feels dirty

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 3 роки тому +8

      @@poisonedvices6962 Now it's 369

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 3 роки тому +4

      @@jadecoolness101 hey

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 3 роки тому +4

      @@laboon344 hi?

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 3 роки тому +7

      @@jadecoolness101 just greeting recent comments and replies that's all 🙂

  • @itsmesky3545
    @itsmesky3545 5 років тому +5226

    > Jack revisits Papers, Please
    Me: *happiness noises*

  • @rey2544
    @rey2544 5 років тому +862

    In the 2016 series, the last thing Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatobro... you were always my favorite!"
    In the 2019 series, one of the first things Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatoman!! You were always my favorite!"
    My heart has melted..

  • @BobbleWorld
    @BobbleWorld 3 роки тому +865

    "I don't even know when this game takes place." *proceeds to check the date for every document presented*

    • @SalmonFeet
      @SalmonFeet 2 роки тому +2

      He also read it at the start

    • @oreoz0288
      @oreoz0288 2 роки тому +4

      Jack no pay attention very well

  • @Luke_P
    @Luke_P 5 років тому +3680

    Did i just watch an hour of someone stamping passports?
    Yes, i did, and it was great.
    It was glory greatest.

  • @shaunpreston3654
    @shaunpreston3654 5 років тому +1899

    I couldn't imagine going to a country and sneaking something and then getting caught and having the patrol officer just Dab on you and yell DETAINED

    • @BitterJoyXx
      @BitterJoyXx 4 роки тому +8

      Shaun Preston time stamp to when he dabs? Lmao please?

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 4 роки тому +12

      Arstotzka has greatest dab! *DETAINED!*

    • @CaptPengu
      @CaptPengu 4 роки тому +9

      Serella & BitterJoy 27:57

    • @joshsonofzeus4759
      @joshsonofzeus4759 4 роки тому +4

      You can't imagine it, but you can watch it

    • @gailpoulin1505
      @gailpoulin1505 4 роки тому +5

      it would be like coming across Jake Perraulta as a border guard

  • @tailboner2919
    @tailboner2919 4 роки тому +6423

    _in a reality where sean tries to cross_
    Jacksepticeye: here’s my papers
    Employee: This passport says Jack but the Card says Sean
    Jacksepticeye: see that’s bec-
    Employee: DETAINED

  • @monsoonchi
    @monsoonchi 3 роки тому +2816

    The most frustrating part is the way Jack doesn't know that you're supposed to compare the fingerprints

    • @NespeCoaching
      @NespeCoaching 3 роки тому +12

      for real

    • @yallclownsmypfpdescribesmy5652
      @yallclownsmypfpdescribesmy5652 3 роки тому +60

      He does tho he did it before he just don’t pay much attention.

    • @NadieNobody-k1r
      @NadieNobody-k1r 3 роки тому +25

      No, This 42:20 is the most frustrating thing

    • @stainlessgrass5621
      @stainlessgrass5621 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @katniss2000
      @katniss2000 2 роки тому +29

      Hmm, I think him being extremely happy about getting the spacebar thing, then not using it most of the time is also on the list of annoying things xD

  • @nordic7453
    @nordic7453 5 років тому +527

    imagine trying to bring drugs to arstoztka, and when the border patrol finds out he just screams "DETAINED!!!!"

    • @qubatistic4788
      @qubatistic4788 5 років тому +56

      And dabs over your detained body.

  • @sevennationarmy4753
    @sevennationarmy4753 5 років тому +1682

    Immigrant: sorry, the station spelled my name inco-
    Jack: *"DETAINED"*

    • @ooberbear8138
      @ooberbear8138 5 років тому +8

      hIs nAmE Is sEAn

    • @Kinsathic
      @Kinsathic 5 років тому +2

      Obsessive Gamer lol

    • @McKenzie1107
      @McKenzie1107 4 роки тому +5

      It’s like with my name (not revealing it) I’ve had it totally misspelled. It’s because with my name there’s multiple spellings and my name is a less common spelling. I’ve had it spelled in a way that wasn’t any of the spellings.

    • @thatoneleaf9895
      @thatoneleaf9895 4 роки тому +3

      999 like... i guide others to a treasure i can not possess

    • @appelsina3497
      @appelsina3497 4 роки тому +1

      HE'S THE IMPOSTOR! DETAIN HIM!

  • @FlorianXXV
    @FlorianXXV 4 роки тому +1837

    Jack: "I don't know what year this game plays in."
    Game: *Has a date on every passport and a clock in the bottom that is used to check if that date is valid*

    • @Man-xn1fp
      @Man-xn1fp 4 роки тому +125

      Bruh I saw this guy comment on another video his theory about how the game takes place in the 60s. It was like five paragraphs long and it was really well thought out, but he completely forgot that there was that timer in the corner

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 4 роки тому +99

      *Every fucking day starts with the date in big white letters*

    • @Bunnie_babie
      @Bunnie_babie 4 роки тому +26

      Clock in the game: am i a joke to you?

    • @sillybilly6938
      @sillybilly6938 4 роки тому +3

      @@nerkdurgen5574 😂

    • @greatbaguette5652
      @greatbaguette5652 4 роки тому +1

      You can change the year I thought

  • @apexyl5135
    @apexyl5135 2 роки тому +867

    I got a drinking game for y’all.
    *One shot when Jack says:*
    “Get the FUCK outta my line!”
    “Glory greatest”
    “Nocitationnocitation”
    *Three shots when Jack says:*
    “DETAAIINED”
    “Stupid people in my line…”

    • @alphahendricks
      @alphahendricks 2 роки тому +20

      Just the new ones or the whole thing? 😏😏

    • @PianoFish
      @PianoFish 2 роки тому +58

      If we include "Glory greatest" I'd be dead 10 minutes in 😂 I'd add: finish your drink for "Potato man"

    • @thelatinverse3862
      @thelatinverse3862 Рік тому +42

      Do you want alcohol poisoning? Because that's how you get alcohol poisoning 😂😂

    • @alphahendricks
      @alphahendricks Рік тому +4

      @@thelatinverse3862 lmao 🤣

    • @Bruh-pk6ei
      @Bruh-pk6ei Рік тому +15

      Are you trying to kill people

  • @bunnymaekay
    @bunnymaekay 5 років тому +1579

    1st episode of Papers Please: "You feel really bad for denying people"
    Revisited 1st episode of Papers Please:

    • @endregrevskott8053
      @endregrevskott8053 5 років тому +8

      Mable Fox he litteraly dabbs on them

    • @aytanavittan1825
      @aytanavittan1825 5 років тому +9

      Revisited 1st episode of Papers Please:
      "please let me through"
      -
      "im sorry, haha, this is glory greatest get tHE FUCK OUTTA MY LINE" 8:32

  • @Chaos-Clips
    @Chaos-Clips 5 років тому +4110

    Jack: *literally checks date on every passport*
    Also Jack: "I don't know what year this game takes place in"

  • @CrazyGamer-dz7du
    @CrazyGamer-dz7du 4 роки тому +8523

    I love how little potato man literally drew his passport lmao

    • @zion_senpai4085
      @zion_senpai4085 3 роки тому +18

      What Number?

    • @Euqoram
      @Euqoram 3 роки тому +81

      @@zion_senpai4085 23:02 if you want a timestamp :)

    • @zion_senpai4085
      @zion_senpai4085 3 роки тому +18

      @@Euqoram thanks

    • @potatoman7028
      @potatoman7028 3 роки тому +36

      Lol my nickname is literally potato man

    • @DYZ_971
      @DYZ_971 3 роки тому +72

      He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.

  • @larawaldrop9998
    @larawaldrop9998 2 роки тому +188

    whoever does the subtitles is genius. It legit said **the giggles of an Irishman** I can’t 💀

  • @Primis00
    @Primis00 5 років тому +625

    Jack: keeps reading date.
    Also jack: I don't know what year this takes place

    • @trolliangathering2397
      @trolliangathering2397 5 років тому +3

      I wish I could like but its at 69 likes

    • @LadyGrey260
      @LadyGrey260 5 років тому +4

      ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa boy do I have new for you

  • @abrahamlincoln8748
    @abrahamlincoln8748 4 роки тому +1146

    3:55 “thank God my Second stamp overrides the first one”
    It doesn’t. Denial beats Approval every time, you lucky bastard.

    • @HelloIamCloudy
      @HelloIamCloudy 3 роки тому +31

      *Intense breathing noises*

    • @ivanflow8827
      @ivanflow8827 2 роки тому +19

      Yeah lol once I denied somebody but then I realized the passport was right so instead I stamped approved but he still got denied and I got a citation.

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous 2 роки тому +1

      :O

    • @datfatboi2293
      @datfatboi2293 2 роки тому +4

      I've managed to accept someone I've denied simply by stamping accept over and over and nearly covering the whole stamp, it worked. Even with the reason stamp too.

  • @AustinIsntHere
    @AustinIsntHere 5 років тому +1041

    Jack: “Im ready to get in there and just...”
    Whiteboard: “ИIATƎꓷ”
    2:01

    • @Kamuy4226
      @Kamuy4226 5 років тому +7

      lmao

    • @jamstandish
      @jamstandish 5 років тому +1

      Looc Yrev

    • @ironnnnnn
      @ironnnnnn 5 років тому +6

      DETAIN*ED*

    • @adipocere3340
      @adipocere3340 5 років тому +8

      @@aces5thalternateaccount464 if you say no homo

    • @boone1156
      @boone1156 5 років тому

      how do you get a backwards E?!

  • @mrchoccimilk5204
    @mrchoccimilk5204 3 роки тому +194

    I really appreciate whoever did the captions (I'm guessing the editor but dont want to credit the wrong person in case). I usually put on captions because I find it easier to process what's happening and it always brightens my day when they are customised to the video instead of auto generated, I understand that doing so probably takes a lot of time, especially for this hour long video. thank you for going through the work to get this done :)

  • @peregrinus524
    @peregrinus524 5 років тому +2539

    Almost unanimously people picked Papers Please
    The Sims was a very close second
    *Visible Confusion*

  • @gutzbin
    @gutzbin 5 років тому +618

    36:51 “this does not look like you, your hair is shorter!”
    Jack does not understand the concept of hair growth.

    • @T.V-001
      @T.V-001 5 років тому +1

      Mazen Fire or they got a haircut but ok

    • @whitneycampbell1588
      @whitneycampbell1588 5 років тому +4

      Andrew Previtera maybe chill a bit?

    • @darkdeathlord1102
      @darkdeathlord1102 5 років тому +3

      @@ssauce_kingggaming6375 That's definitely not true, maybe kids, or weird trendy people, but they aren't something else just because you disapprove of it
      And before you point my descriptions above, I said maybe

    • @cadyatkinson2403
      @cadyatkinson2403 5 років тому

      I thought the same thing😂

    • @T.V-001
      @T.V-001 5 років тому

      To all of u all I did was say they coulda gotta haircut why everyone so mad ;(

  • @coltonadame6282
    @coltonadame6282 5 років тому +367

    Jack: people wanted Papers, please almost unanimously
    Also Jack: but Sims was a close second

  • @rhuridking
    @rhuridking 3 роки тому +5339

    Anyone back after Mark's new series???

  • @boulevardbat2989
    @boulevardbat2989 5 років тому +802

    jack: IM ALLOWED TO LET U THRU BUDDY! LIL POTATO MAN HAVE A GOOD TIME!!
    potato man: yOu cAlLeD ?

  • @lucky_shot8331
    @lucky_shot8331 3 роки тому +4220

    Imagine boarder patrol acts like Jack
    “Get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE” XD

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 3 роки тому +10

      Hello

    • @justapassingperson6546
      @justapassingperson6546 3 роки тому +6

      Hi

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 3 роки тому +87

      Hi Sir do you have your passport?
      no
      Then get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE!!!!!
      no
      "D-D-DETAIN!!!!!!!"

    • @evdspark9019
      @evdspark9019 3 роки тому +30

      Honestly would make going on holiday way more entertaining

    • @hannahpickles4825
      @hannahpickles4825 3 роки тому +14

      They pretty much do act like that

  • @brittanymalzahn6479
    @brittanymalzahn6479 5 років тому +357

    “Do you know what you’re getting? *DETAINED.* Hehehe. That makes me feel so good. Makes me feel like a big man.”
    - Every Dictator Ever

    • @softminkzies3599
      @softminkzies3599 5 років тому +11

      Imagine being detained and he/she just turns and giggles that to themselves as youre dragged away

    • @bandit5875
      @bandit5875 5 років тому +1

      *GASSED

    • @daddymcnostrils9701
      @daddymcnostrils9701 5 років тому

      XD

    • @RuinQueenTv
      @RuinQueenTv 4 роки тому

      Brittany Malzahn I Was literally watching that part when I seen this lol

  • @Hephaestus328
    @Hephaestus328 2 роки тому +35

    Woman: “I will literally die if I go back”
    Jack: “that’s crazy, but I don’t know who the FUCK ASKED”

  • @bt42_howitzer
    @bt42_howitzer 5 років тому +483

    Jack: It's time to play an old game-
    Papers Please: GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!

  • @evanpetrolle2596
    @evanpetrolle2596 5 років тому +285

    “What do we call you sir?”
    “First name: Glory. Last name: Greatest.”

    • @OKayD3N
      @OKayD3N 5 років тому

      Actually, that’s not his name

    • @evanpetrolle2596
      @evanpetrolle2596 5 років тому +1

      William CISZEWSKI As a matter of fact it is!

  • @makaylahaverluk667
    @makaylahaverluk667 5 років тому +652

    Jack: "party like it's 1912 . . . I don't know when this game takes place"
    Also Jack: *has been checking the validity of the dates on passports for almost an hour*

    • @n0tl142
      @n0tl142 5 років тому +2

      Cold war I'm pretty sure

    • @makaylahaverluk667
      @makaylahaverluk667 5 років тому +2

      @@n0tl142 I'd say its safe to assume it takes place during the cold war. I mean the cold war was 1945-1990 and this game takes place in November 1982

    • @n0tl142
      @n0tl142 5 років тому +1

      @@makaylahaverluk667 I'd imagine it's in East Germany

    • @Jay-mq2ng
      @Jay-mq2ng 5 років тому +2

      Makayla Haverluk Papers Please is based off a Russian story taking place during the Cold War

    • @nameguy7632
      @nameguy7632 5 років тому

      More then an hour

  • @shannonfeaver452
    @shannonfeaver452 Рік тому +93

    This game needs to be revisited every 4 years. So it's about due again

  • @IZK37
    @IZK37 5 років тому +675

    Jack: doesn't feed son every second day
    Also Jack: "my son gets sick every second day!"

    • @thelilinator6405
      @thelilinator6405 5 років тому +11

      Hmmmmmm I'm not sure but I think it's a coincidence

    • @JoranTheMan123
      @JoranTheMan123 5 років тому +7

      Shall detective Jack figure it out? Find out next episode!

    • @katiescott3354
      @katiescott3354 5 років тому +10

      buuuuut, it's cheaper to not feed the son and then just give him medicine.

    • @komakozeee
      @komakozeee 5 років тому +5

      ...hes doing it right let him play how he wants its cheaper to do it this way

    • @baileythesleepless9966
      @baileythesleepless9966 5 років тому

      I'm pretty sure food leads to hunger, not the family getting sick. I think the heat is what does that but not sure

  • @captaincamel6555
    @captaincamel6555 4 роки тому +3936

    I like to think Jorji is some insanely rich man that likes to mess with people.

  • @brookerood295
    @brookerood295 5 років тому +548

    “You can’t find happiness in 2019”
    Jack proved us wrong

  • @LethalLaurie
    @LethalLaurie 3 роки тому +61

    Jack: "My son gets sick every other day."
    Also Jack: "You don't need to have food *every* day!"

  • @cole5702
    @cole5702 5 років тому +681

    Jack- "Oh I didnt check the dates on their passport"
    Me- "Nah you good bro, I checked them for you"

  • @jessicaslater4243
    @jessicaslater4243 5 років тому +242

    Handy tip for anyone playing this game now: Entrants will only ever have one "major" discrepency. Forgetting a piece of paperwork but then remembering when asked, or making a wrong statement (length of stay, purpose response) doesn't count as a "major" discrepency. Major discrepencies are things like wrong names, mismatched photos/numbers, etc. There will never be more than one of these per entrant.
    Once you spot a major discrepency, the course of action becomes clear. If it's a discrepency that is cleared (verifying fingerprints, for example), you can feel safe approving them. If it's a discrepency that CAN'T be cleared (mismatched ID numbers, fingerprints don't match, etc) then feel safe detaining/denying them. You don't have to worry about there being any other discrepencies that will nail you with a citation.

    • @Aishiteru1803
      @Aishiteru1803 5 років тому +2

      What about the order? Should we help them out?

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 4 роки тому +4

      @@Aishiteru1803
      For this question you are detained.

    • @Aishiteru1803
      @Aishiteru1803 4 роки тому +1

      @@CruelestChris yikes

  • @phoebeyates5699
    @phoebeyates5699 5 років тому +1180

    Jack: I don’t know what year this takes place
    Game: Puts 1982 in multiple places

    • @JJ-dh5vq
      @JJ-dh5vq 5 років тому +12

      It even has the date in the lower left corner at all times

    • @theacematt2
      @theacematt2 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Cow80y
      @Cow80y 5 років тому +5

      He even says it at 3:02

    • @atlascandemir8067
      @atlascandemir8067 5 років тому +18

      1982: Am I a joke to you?

    • @tastu5
      @tastu5 5 років тому +2

      Ok anybody else DO NOT LIKE THIS COMMENT IT'S AT 666

  • @strawberrymilkshake2789
    @strawberrymilkshake2789 3 роки тому +40

    52:10 Not me crying over how Jack was so excited thinking that was _THE_ *Mr Potato Man*

  • @pro-totype8010
    @pro-totype8010 5 років тому +303

    Papers, Please
    Jack: Where is your Passport
    Jack: Don’t say you have it here
    Woman: WhAt iS paSSpOrT?

  • @pyrofan80
    @pyrofan80 5 років тому +710

    “I did a poll and people, almost unanimously, voted for Papers, Please. The Sims was a close second.”
    I see a problem with this statement.

    • @brentmurray474
      @brentmurray474 4 роки тому +38

      DETAINED!
      *DAB*

    • @clarec1984
      @clarec1984 4 роки тому +76

      Discrepancy Detected

    • @Etriant
      @Etriant 4 роки тому +17

      I know right? Jack doing a poll is very suspicious

    • @harlem_snipezz
      @harlem_snipezz 4 роки тому +12

      @@clarec1984 ENTRY PERMIT
      HGFBC-HGEYSH
      PASSPORT
      EGDHEB-HSBEJS

    • @yalikejazz0
      @yalikejazz0 4 роки тому +7

      *DETAINED*

  • @laurena2588
    @laurena2588 5 років тому +2460

    Jack: I can finally let potato man through!
    The real potato man: ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴬ ᴶᴼᴷᴱ ᵀᴼ ᵞᴼᵁ?

  • @Trainz4days
    @Trainz4days Рік тому +39

    This series is well over 3 years old now, yet I see none of the top comments clarify the Diplomats. Diplomats require an authorization document, and on that document "Arstotzka" must be listed, that means the Diplomat has authorization to enter the country. Later down the line when forgeries are introduced, Diplomatic Authorization documents can also be forged, meaning that you must pay extra attention to the document's seal. Thought I'd mention it in case anyone who hasn't played Papers, Please is interested in trying out lmao.

    • @torinicole3837
      @torinicole3837 6 місяців тому

      I always get the diplomats wrong 🤦‍♀️

  • @wubbyy7375
    @wubbyy7375 5 років тому +1528

    Inspector: *let‘s person through the border*
    CITATION!
    Reason: Incorrect number of blood cells.

    • @froggekun
      @froggekun 5 років тому +4

      *lets

    • @grugiv
      @grugiv 5 років тому +3

      Aja's Channel
      Bruh

    • @bigjelly3384
      @bigjelly3384 5 років тому +2

      @@grugiv Bruh moment

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 5 років тому +3

      @@froggekun this is a UA-cam comments section not a Reddit post where everything has to be perfect

    • @gavincarle3063
      @gavincarle3063 5 років тому +4

      @@the_grim_gamer3039 Bad example, Reddit posts are never perfect

  • @_wolfynstine
    @_wolfynstine 5 років тому +675

    “My love of detaining people outweighs my love of human empathy”
    No truer words were ever spoken... 😂

    • @corbanbausch9049
      @corbanbausch9049 5 років тому

      lol

    • @gbangerlove
      @gbangerlove 5 років тому +1

      That’s a scary phase

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 5 років тому

      FryManAuty Vlogs agreed

    • @dinogamer3297
      @dinogamer3297 5 років тому +1

      This Is Why Jack Doesn't Have Anyone To Love Him

    • @trinity3631
      @trinity3631 5 років тому

      His need to dab on them haters outweighs everything else.

  • @jorgejimemez1627
    @jorgejimemez1627 5 років тому +1241

    Jack: "Imma just let you in, if I get a citation, I get a citation."
    *women who got separated from her husband and would die if not let in appears*
    Jack: "I can't let you in"
    Just let her in man.

    • @jorgejimemez1627
      @jorgejimemez1627 5 років тому +15

      @@baleofhay7660 if her husband isn't a terrorist, it's unlikely she is

    • @shadowxneo
      @shadowxneo 5 років тому +34

      i would, but this playthrough im roleplaying a fascist asshole.

    • @JMBAD_art
      @JMBAD_art 5 років тому +3

      This killed me

    • @jessicaslater4243
      @jessicaslater4243 5 років тому +29

      Even funnier is that he denied the woman fleeing with her husband to avoid a citation, but then was willing to accept a citation for locking up Dari Ludum.

    • @ch4z_bucks
      @ch4z_bucks 5 років тому +23

      @@jorgejimemez1627 actually it is a common tactic of terrorists to pretend to be a family in order to lower suspicions of border officials.

  • @annieg29
    @annieg29 3 роки тому +16

    i remember years ago watching your papers please videos in this chair i had in my room after middle school. now i’m finishing 10th grade, my room has completely changed, but i’m still sitting here watching papers please after school. time really is a circle

  • @matthewpool6508
    @matthewpool6508 4 роки тому +584

    Jack: "You mean well"
    Potato Man: smuggling hard drugs

    • @b.fgaming3030
      @b.fgaming3030 4 роки тому +9

      Nah potato smuglin all da drugs

    • @isabelm2963
      @isabelm2963 4 роки тому +14

      You fools, everyone knows he is smuggling in potatoes

    • @vendableart
      @vendableart 4 роки тому +7

      I don't smuggle drugs PLEASE DO NOT ARREST ME

    • @xPhantom_404x
      @xPhantom_404x 4 роки тому

      He does eventually

    • @josephdavison4189
      @josephdavison4189 4 роки тому

      @@vendableart YES U DO NOW GET DETAIIIIIIIIINEEEEED

  • @stilettogamingtv6024
    @stilettogamingtv6024 5 років тому +716

    Jack: "Hey potato man!"
    Potato Man: *comes next in line*
    Jack: ಠ⌣ಠ

  • @mckennaisaperson4058
    @mckennaisaperson4058 4 роки тому +527

    Imagine hearing some of the things Jack says coming from an actual booth
    Like as your walking up, you jut hear “MORE PEOPLE MORE MONEY.”

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 3 роки тому +19

      i always imagine that the character in game is actually saying those things, it's great

    • @SansDiamond
      @SansDiamond 2 роки тому +7

      As he said that i saw this wow also
      Guy above me totally agree

    • @CandleWisp
      @CandleWisp Рік тому +2

      "You want entry? Get passport. "

  • @ivancubacub531
    @ivancubacub531 3 роки тому +49

    glad to see Sean still being a cold-hearted border inspector on his second playthrough

  • @shawn.spencer
    @shawn.spencer 5 років тому +277

    Jack: I can finally let Potato Man in!
    Potato Man: Hey I've got everything you requested
    Jack: Wait that's illegal

  • @bhouse3173
    @bhouse3173 5 років тому +628

    I like how over the years you can see jacksepticeye slowly transform into a Viking

  • @reagentimothy7097
    @reagentimothy7097 5 років тому +415

    40:18 Jack: i detained him because I'm helping a nice lady
    Also Jack: you have wrong passport?DETAINED!

    • @rickeyl.669
      @rickeyl.669 5 років тому

      He would of detained him anyways lol

  • @walterwhite3372
    @walterwhite3372 3 роки тому +96

    Anyone: *breathes*
    Jack: *D E T A I N*

  • @javyz6197
    @javyz6197 5 років тому +533

    "I don't know what year this game takes place in" he says in a game, where checking valid *dates* is a core part of the game

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 5 років тому +17

      I also love how he said 1920 something but rly its the 80s

    • @TheDutchCreeperTDC
      @TheDutchCreeperTDC 5 років тому +12

      I think Jack just puts his brain to sleep with some good ol' Irish whiskey before recording these videos.

    • @rose1246
      @rose1246 5 років тому +6

      November 23rd, 1982 at the beginning of the game lmao

    • @thelastsliceofbread4098
      @thelastsliceofbread4098 5 років тому

      1982

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 5 років тому +697

    *Man enters checkpoint with bomb*
    Jack: Glory greatest! Come on in!
    *Man enters with botched passport*
    Jack: DETAINED!

    • @omnicupid6694
      @omnicupid6694 4 роки тому +38

      It's like how teachers treat kids who fight vs. how teachers treat kids violating the dress code.

    • @kimuires
      @kimuires 4 роки тому +6

      Rip the poor lady he sent to death because she didn’t have all the documents then was followed by two discrepancies that Jack said “I don’t care if I get a citation”

    • @McKenzie1107
      @McKenzie1107 4 роки тому +1

      Omni Cupid no it’s like how teachers at my old school treat popular kids vs. how they treated me and my friends

  • @kotone4789
    @kotone4789 5 років тому +118

    Every time he says glory greatest and the f**k out of my line my heart flutters with happiness

  • @MilanousMedia
    @MilanousMedia 3 роки тому +48

    Every time Jack doesn't spot a mistake and the audience does we draw the sharpest inhale ever

  • @alajmi_2727
    @alajmi_2727 5 років тому +161

    Man: wears different clothes from passport.
    Jack: is that your face?!

  • @TypicalUkraine_
    @TypicalUkraine_ 5 років тому +548

    Sims fans: Hey, why not bring back The Sims?
    True Arstotzkans: Nyet. You do Papers, Please.

    • @Overused_Username
      @Overused_Username 5 років тому +7

      Нет, вы делаете документы, пожалуйста.

    • @youraveragecommunist6258
      @youraveragecommunist6258 5 років тому +6

      Glory to arstotzka

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 років тому +7

      In Soviet Russia, Papers, Please does you!

    • @Mojoemojow
      @Mojoemojow 5 років тому +6

      GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY. YOU DO PAPERS BABIOSHKA

    • @miradreamer6274
      @miradreamer6274 5 років тому +1

      Typical Ukraine GLORY MOTHER PROUD

  • @noicebroice
    @noicebroice 5 років тому +203

    50:50 "Party like... it's.. 1912 idk what year this game takes place in."
    But.. but Jack. Isn't that what you've been checking for the past hour?

    • @AndrewF35
      @AndrewF35 5 років тому +8

      Otacon464 he actually does, if it is 1983 or 1984, he doesn’t need to check the day or month, because then it is automatically correct, meanwhile, that is not true for 1982

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts 5 років тому +3

      Brice Sanford party like its 1918! :3

    • @jacksonaltuna6335
      @jacksonaltuna6335 5 років тому +1

      🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @roguechimera597
      @roguechimera597 5 років тому

      Oh my fucking god

    • @roguechimera597
      @roguechimera597 5 років тому

      @Otacon464 not true

  • @connorinuzuka8319
    @connorinuzuka8319 Рік тому +12

    Someone: **Comes in with fake documents**
    Jack: **Big deep breath**
    other person: "Um..."
    Jack: "DETAINED!"

  • @maggiea1069
    @maggiea1069 4 роки тому +2076

    Imagine jack as a baby
    Jack: D-D-D
    Dad:omg he is going to say daddy
    Jack: D-D-DETAINED

    • @Marin_Karin
      @Marin_Karin 3 роки тому +55

      Jack enthusiastically says his first words as he hits a dab on them haters at the tender age of one.

    • @albujak3738
      @albujak3738 3 роки тому +21

      ... d-d-d-dab?

    • @lavish_hair8378
      @lavish_hair8378 3 роки тому +27

      Atstoskain guards appear and tackle the dad

    • @disappointedmess209
      @disappointedmess209 3 роки тому +17

      ah yes sending people to the gulag at the age of 1

    • @lavish_hair8378
      @lavish_hair8378 3 роки тому +6

      Dont worry hes gonna clutch gulag

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 5 років тому +3287

    Person: passport?
    JAck: Don’t you say it
    Person: Oh i have it here
    Jack: *screams in Arstotzkian*

    • @imnotusingthisanymore2300
      @imnotusingthisanymore2300 5 років тому +6

      why do you exist

    • @ajjpyt
      @ajjpyt 5 років тому +5

      i love everything about your yt account

    • @rickeyl.669
      @rickeyl.669 5 років тому +7

      Woah your PROFILE NAME

    • @robloxjj1104
      @robloxjj1104 5 років тому +4

      Wait how is jacks logo there in ur name

    • @captaincody32
      @captaincody32 5 років тому +1

      Lol good one here's your 1,000th like have a good day.

  • @pasawatviboonsunti9066
    @pasawatviboonsunti9066 4 роки тому +1302

    41:38
    Jack: There's so many letters in your name. I should detain you just for that.
    Me: *Sweating profusely*

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 4 роки тому +17

      Get a more succinct name bro

    • @IsabellaGentile
      @IsabellaGentile 4 роки тому +23

      @@spudsbuchlaw its not his fault he has that name

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 4 роки тому +3

      ig never said it was. But names can change, as the Inspector knows well now.

    • @DomoDiggler
      @DomoDiggler 4 роки тому +1

      @@IsabellaGentile yes it is

    • @IsabellaGentile
      @IsabellaGentile 4 роки тому +9

      @@DomoDiggler how tf is it his fault??? It's not like he can choose his name as soon as hes born... plus if he wanted to change his name to a more succint and concise one do you know all the legal documents you would need to go through? And not to talk about all the time things would take to make them happen. What if he doesn't have enough money to do that huh? Think about other people's situations before you judge someone for a simple thing...

  • @chickenisgood1
    @chickenisgood1 3 роки тому +309

    My new favourite quotes
    "sexuality is a spectrum, I dont know if you're male or female"
    "DETAINED"
    Edit: damn why so many likes thanks tho

  • @adequatepipe8610
    @adequatepipe8610 5 років тому +135

    Lady: "Let me in with my husband, please."
    Jack: "DETAINED!"
    Order: "Let in this sketchy guy."
    Jack: "Will do, no questions asked."

    • @funrun202
      @funrun202 5 років тому +1

      Poor fictional lady

  • @pepper7283
    @pepper7283 5 років тому +254

    nobody:
    Jack: If you're eating everyday there is something wrong with you

    • @---ng7ke
      @---ng7ke 5 років тому

      Pepper Beavs it’s true tho

    • @Portal2Fan111
      @Portal2Fan111 5 років тому

      Fossiliferous lol do u eat everyday?

    • @NumerousBee
      @NumerousBee 5 років тому

      What if u eat 3 times a day

    • @---ng7ke
      @---ng7ke 5 років тому

      Joda no

  • @ILoveVagina420
    @ILoveVagina420 2 роки тому +32

    I love how he helps the ladies from Dari from being killed but not that poor guys wife that will be killed lol

  • @cementflavouricecream
    @cementflavouricecream 5 років тому +325

    “I just detain people because it’s fun” ... could you imagine if a cop said that?

    • @HelloThere-os3ev
      @HelloThere-os3ev 5 років тому +4

      Frick the police lol

    • @catalina481
      @catalina481 5 років тому +17

      Well I this some of them think that way when they encounter people of color, sadly 🤔

    • @BigHailFan
      @BigHailFan 5 років тому +3

      could you not?

    • @jesterjacks3933
      @jesterjacks3933 5 років тому +2

      *Really happy voice while face looks extremely depressed*
      While Broadway dancing with a rusted lead pipe and old shoes
      "WELCOME TO AMERICA WE'RE IMPOVERISHED AND SAD
      I CANT PAY OF MY COLLEGE DEBTS THE ECONOMY'S BAD
      MY SISTER DIED FROM ASSAULT BECAUSE THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED
      BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON HER EX ABUSER GOT OUT ON BAIL
      THEY UNFORTUNATELY DIDN'T TELL HER WHEN HE GOT OUT OF JAIL
      HE SHOT HER IN HER THREE TIMES AND THEN IN HER CHEST
      BOY I LOVE MY COUNTRY, YES AMERICA'S THE BEST

    • @felixmima721
      @felixmima721 5 років тому

      Temmie Loves Donuts they do

  • @JustAGrayPony
    @JustAGrayPony 5 років тому +2115

    Jack: I can finally let you through buddy!
    (Let's potato man through)
    (Real potato man comes)
    Jorji: Hello again!
    Jack: :O

    • @jademoreno7838
      @jademoreno7838 5 років тому +56

      I love how Jack and all of us call him potato man😂😂😂

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 5 років тому +15

      @@ionutblaj128 It was a simple mistake. Stop acting like a fucking dick.

    • @imnotusingthisanymore2300
      @imnotusingthisanymore2300 5 років тому +1

      @@violet_lilac let us plya

    • @xxzeroxx628
      @xxzeroxx628 5 років тому +7

      @@beanus9471 dude whats your problem? he just described the events of the video.

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 5 років тому +2

      @@xxzeroxx628 I wasn't even talking to him.

  • @ji17O
    @ji17O 4 роки тому +544

    Jack: “You look like Potato Man’s more handsome brother.”
    Me: “POTATO MAN IS MOST HANDSOME MAN IN GLORY GREATEST CHECKPOINT!”

  • @antequick
    @antequick 2 роки тому +26

    Jack: My love of detaining people outshines any sort of human empathy
    That went dark pretty quick 😅

  • @donnamendiola4212
    @donnamendiola4212 3 роки тому +1157

    Character:"I'm coming with my wife." Jack:"Its good you're coming with your wife, its a good healthy sex life." Took me a bit to realize what he said but that was the funniest thing i've heard today.

  • @nikkiw9145
    @nikkiw9145 5 років тому +154

    "If you're eating every single day, then there's something wrong with ya glory greatest."
    -Jacksepticeye, 2019

    • @aaaaaaa-vm1oi
      @aaaaaaa-vm1oi 5 років тому

      Well then...I have a problem .____.

  • @deanolsan5484
    @deanolsan5484 5 років тому +454

    Border patrol: what are you here for?
    Jack: work.
    Border patrol what kind of work are you doing?
    Jack: do you have 90 minutes?

  • @blakethames7346
    @blakethames7346 2 роки тому +20

    Jack: *gets special hotkey to check discrepancies*
    also jack: doesn’t ever use hotkey

  • @phyxcake
    @phyxcake 5 років тому +297

    Jacksepticeye: *Writes detain on his whiteboard*
    Camera reversing the text: Are you really in charge here?

  • @noahwattel4226
    @noahwattel4226 5 років тому +99

    55:46 the blue one is what's on record the red one on your desk are his finger prints but you never even picked them up so you couldn't see if they matched.

  • @clonegaming9544
    @clonegaming9544 5 років тому +1364

    "Almost unanimously you chose Papers, Please"
    "Sims was a very close second"
    I think you may be confused on the definition of unanimous

    • @shawn.spencer
      @shawn.spencer 5 років тому +34

      Clone Gaming oh my god that was bothering me so much. I know he's allowed to make mistakes and I'm not judging him but still

    • @asdfjkl5235
      @asdfjkl5235 5 років тому +31

      u·nan·i·mous
      /yo͞oˈnanəməs/
      Learn to pronounce
      adjective
      (of two or more people) fully in agreement.
      "the doctors were unanimous in their diagnoses"
      synonyms: united, in complete agreement, in complete accord, of one mind, like-minded, of the same mind, in harmony, at one, with one voice, concordant, undivided; rareconsentient
      "doctors were unanimous about the effects of lead emission on health"
      (of an opinion, decision, or vote) held or carried by everyone involved.
      synonyms: uniform, consistent, solid, united, concerted, congruent, undivided
      "a unanimous vote of confidence"
      :)

    • @asdfjkl5235
      @asdfjkl5235 5 років тому +13

      Commenter exactly

    • @emmet5394
      @emmet5394 5 років тому +1

      i was thinking the same thing haha

    • @spanz9538
      @spanz9538 5 років тому +45

      @Commenter if something is almost uninanmous you can't have a close second

  • @rubyseverinwhitworth9066
    @rubyseverinwhitworth9066 2 роки тому +16

    Jack: checks photos because the photo looks angrier.
    Also Jack: let's through photo with a totally different face

  • @IsThisUsernameAvailable
    @IsThisUsernameAvailable 5 років тому +988

    *GLORY GREATEST!*
    This video should be called:
    "Papers Please... The Return of Potato Man"

    • @advanceringnewholder
      @advanceringnewholder 5 років тому +1

      jack notice this man please

    • @AgentWarfstache89
      @AgentWarfstache89 5 років тому +5

      that should be the playlist name

    • @Deneberus
      @Deneberus 5 років тому +3

      He was always Jack's favorite

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 5 років тому +5

      He's the one that's always causing trouble.
      That's bad.
      That's bad.
      That's bad.
      That's bad.

    • @advanceringnewholder
      @advanceringnewholder 5 років тому +4

      @@HunhowsShadowStalker Little potato man, you're always my favourite

  • @NobuNobuSimp
    @NobuNobuSimp 5 років тому +301

    Jack: Where is entry permit?
    Potato man: Arstotzka still best country for sure
    Jack:...........

  • @89muadib
    @89muadib 5 років тому +249

    Jack: Glory to Artotzka
    Me: *Bursting in happy tears*

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 5 років тому +5

      Jack:DETAINED!!!!
      Me: *Crying tears of happiness*

    • @trap9388
      @trap9388 5 років тому

      omg omg omg PAPERS PLEASE

    • @theitalianstallion973
      @theitalianstallion973 5 років тому

      Jack:get the fuck out of my line!!!
      Me: *Thats new*

  • @ccseries
    @ccseries 3 роки тому +88

    For a second there Jack thought Jorji was Jan, and I had the biggest shit-eating grin when Jorji came in and Jack was "EHH!?"

    • @IndigoRyu
      @IndigoRyu 8 місяців тому

      One of the biggest plot twists in video game history. :D

  • @theherg
    @theherg 5 років тому +464

    If you put captions on in the beginning it just says "off-key singing"

    • @evilergeoduck9654
      @evilergeoduck9654 5 років тому +45

      *sad aristozkan noises*

    • @casperriee
      @casperriee 4 роки тому

      then after his intro, and he’s saying “papers please” it literally says “air succ”!!! 😂😂😂R A