GLORY GREATEST! | Papers, Please (Revisited)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 24 тис.

  • @nerd_5615
    @nerd_5615 5 років тому +23922

    [This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government]
    [Glory to Arstotzka]

    • @GeoBaer
      @GeoBaer 5 років тому +475

      [This message was not removed by the Arstotzkan government]
      lol

    • @torrent9666
      @torrent9666 5 років тому +293

      GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!

    • @josea.moreno5125
      @josea.moreno5125 5 років тому +361

      Arstoska is run like the SCP Foundation.
      I honestly find that (redacted).

    • @jeff4890
      @jeff4890 5 років тому +174

      [This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government]
      [Glory to Arstotzka]

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 5 років тому +50

      Да

  • @dakotaoakes8593
    @dakotaoakes8593 4 роки тому +3741

    "Hey, little potato man, c'mon in!"
    *Actual Potato man steps up in line immediately after*
    Jack: excuse me, what?

    • @pizzawashere8940
      @pizzawashere8940 4 роки тому +162

      Fooled me too, the utter shock was brilliant to see lmao. He came IMMEDIATELY AFTER. What a coincidence.

    • @carolinasrandomig
      @carolinasrandomig 4 роки тому +7

      XD I know right? Lol

    • @ConnorRK-uu4xo
      @ConnorRK-uu4xo 4 роки тому +72

      Real Potato Man: Am I a joke to you?

    • @quack8610
      @quack8610 4 роки тому +4

      time stamp?

    • @pablovini98
      @pablovini98 4 роки тому +22

      @@quack8610 52:28

  • @danalang9953
    @danalang9953 3 роки тому +10377

    “Sexuality is a spectrum, I don’t know if they’re male or female” he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit

    • @lalaliet
      @lalaliet 3 роки тому +830

      He's trying his best, so I'm proud 😌

    • @gunsugoncu
      @gunsugoncu 3 роки тому +587

      pure of heart dumb of ass

    • @Myntu2
      @Myntu2 3 роки тому +204

      @@gunsugoncu this is actually really funny

    • @avamarie127
      @avamarie127 3 роки тому +168

      hes trying his best

    • @msuepmsuep5177
      @msuepmsuep5177 3 роки тому +299

      Me: jack that doesn’t mean they aren’t drug carrier’s

  • @frecklesandfries9209
    @frecklesandfries9209 3 роки тому +4446

    Sean: “I can afford to have two citations.”
    Also Sean when a woman will be killed if she is not let in: “not understandable, have a horrid day.”

    • @y.a.c.
      @y.a.c. 2 роки тому +14

      Lmfao good one

    • @kronosgodoftime6882
      @kronosgodoftime6882 2 роки тому +10

      Elisas day be like

    • @IGRETRO
      @IGRETRO 2 роки тому +123

      That was really frustrating, I didn’t expect him to be that cruel

    • @wingusthedingus7203
      @wingusthedingus7203 2 роки тому +11

      Based Sean

    • @riverrommel7524
      @riverrommel7524 2 роки тому +144

      He denies the dudes wife and then says, not 2 minutes later, "if i get a citation I get a citation"

  • @melker___3255
    @melker___3255 4 роки тому +3834

    *"You now have the ability to detain suspicious individuals"*
    Jack: ꓷƎИIATƎꓷ

    • @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462
      @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462 4 роки тому +31

      DETAINED

    • @Moonlight-hi1kw
      @Moonlight-hi1kw 4 роки тому +17

      I noticed that too 😂

    • @wispcap217
      @wispcap217 4 роки тому +17

      Are you from Australia? If so then you're not gonna be able to read this

    • @renewings
      @renewings 4 роки тому +69

      @@wispcap217 it's not upside down dude. It's backwards. You need to be a Backwardian to understand it.

    • @burningdays8714
      @burningdays8714 4 роки тому +8

      @@renewings and I'm just that XD

  • @Luke_P
    @Luke_P 5 років тому +3578

    Did i just watch an hour of someone stamping passports?
    Yes, i did, and it was great.
    It was glory greatest.

  • @dankarelli
    @dankarelli 8 місяців тому +206

    *lets a random lady through* “I don’t care if I get a citation I’m gonna let her through”.. meanwhile he just sent a poor woman back to Antegria to DIE after her husband begged him to let her through

    • @sagethemage9870
      @sagethemage9870 3 місяці тому +6

      He did the same thing in the og playthrough tho so is it really surprising he did it again?

    • @bluestar9958
      @bluestar9958 11 днів тому

      He was like that in his first playthrough, of course he would be like that again. Also he's a leftist being hypocritical is a main value of it.

  • @datninjanice7894
    @datninjanice7894 3 роки тому +737

    the fact that he actually mixed up mr.potato man and the real one came right behind is so perfect i love it

  • @itsmesky3545
    @itsmesky3545 5 років тому +5107

    > Jack revisits Papers, Please
    Me: *happiness noises*

  • @mexithemoviemaker7536
    @mexithemoviemaker7536 5 років тому +1879

    *lets Potato Man through*
    "He's a good boy"
    *second Potato Man arrives*
    *X-Files music plays*

    • @0_clover740
      @0_clover740 5 років тому +87

      thats just jorji's brother, gorji.

    • @mexithemoviemaker7536
      @mexithemoviemaker7536 5 років тому +40

      @@0_clover740 Poor guy tried to get his brother to show him how to get in and still got denied

    • @bioticreign6938
      @bioticreign6938 5 років тому +10

      Has Jack a boy seen the papers please short on steam

    • @commiedoggo8203
      @commiedoggo8203 5 років тому +12

      It's funnier if you watch his face

    • @mrpotatoman2750
      @mrpotatoman2750 5 років тому +7

      He was my brothar

  • @BobbleWorld
    @BobbleWorld 3 роки тому +772

    "I don't even know when this game takes place." *proceeds to check the date for every document presented*

    • @SalmonFeet
      @SalmonFeet 2 роки тому +2

      He also read it at the start

    • @oreoz0288
      @oreoz0288 Рік тому +3

      Jack no pay attention very well

  • @monsoonchi
    @monsoonchi 3 роки тому +2647

    The most frustrating part is the way Jack doesn't know that you're supposed to compare the fingerprints

    • @NespeCoaching
      @NespeCoaching 3 роки тому +11

      for real

    • @yallclownsmypfpdescribesmy5652
      @yallclownsmypfpdescribesmy5652 2 роки тому +58

      He does tho he did it before he just don’t pay much attention.

    • @DecepticonFan21
      @DecepticonFan21 2 роки тому +23

      No, This 42:20 is the most frustrating thing

    • @stainlessgrass5621
      @stainlessgrass5621 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @katniss2000
      @katniss2000 2 роки тому +26

      Hmm, I think him being extremely happy about getting the spacebar thing, then not using it most of the time is also on the list of annoying things xD

  • @wrentaylor4924
    @wrentaylor4924 5 років тому +4020

    guy who isn't little potato man:
    jack: hello friend! go on through!
    little potato man: hi
    jack: *surprised pikachu meme*

    • @IxodesPersulcatus
      @IxodesPersulcatus 5 років тому +68

      This revisit was so worth it.

    • @SuperPatriotFan
      @SuperPatriotFan 5 років тому +56

      Yes, when he said potato man I legit got flashbacks to All The Way when he cuts to the potato part.

    • @rasyldarif8808
      @rasyldarif8808 5 років тому +11

      GLLLLLLLORYY TO ARSTOTZKAA

    • @SuperPatriotFan
      @SuperPatriotFan 5 років тому +5

      @@rasyldarif8808 dude, when Sean said Glory to Arstozka and failed I screamed it perfectly and funny thing was at the time I was doing a number 2 on the toilet when I said it hahaha.

    • @ConnorRK-uu4xo
      @ConnorRK-uu4xo 4 роки тому +15

      Real Potato Man: Am I a joke to you?

  • @fluffytheprotogen3061
    @fluffytheprotogen3061 4 роки тому +10628

    You've been standing in a long line of people for God knows how long, you just want to start a new life in a new place. You finally get called in to the checkpoint, you hand the loud bearded man your Passports, Entry Permit, ect. He sits there for a good 5 minutes looking panicked, and he shrugs his shoulders and says, "I don't care if this is wrong, welcome to Glory Greatest!" As you walk through you hear clicking behind you and the man shouts, "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANOTHER CITATION!"

    • @devman8459
      @devman8459 4 роки тому +144

      Yes nice

    • @kakbak3766
      @kakbak3766 4 роки тому +448

      Not Gonna Question That. Just Gonna... *Mind My Own Business*

    • @leogoldwater8808
      @leogoldwater8808 4 роки тому +80

      +respect

    • @ZesTofthelemon
      @ZesTofthelemon 4 роки тому +142

      tbh in that situation i would shout back to him to ask if he was okay

    • @zakmcnicholas
      @zakmcnicholas 4 роки тому +91

      detained FUCKIN RUUUUN😂🤷‍♂️

  • @rhuridking
    @rhuridking 3 роки тому +5298

    Anyone back after Mark's new series???

  • @apexyl5135
    @apexyl5135 Рік тому +815

    I got a drinking game for y’all.
    *One shot when Jack says:*
    “Get the FUCK outta my line!”
    “Glory greatest”
    “Nocitationnocitation”
    *Three shots when Jack says:*
    “DETAAIINED”
    “Stupid people in my line…”

    • @alphahendricks
      @alphahendricks Рік тому +20

      Just the new ones or the whole thing? 😏😏

    • @PianoFish
      @PianoFish Рік тому +56

      If we include "Glory greatest" I'd be dead 10 minutes in 😂 I'd add: finish your drink for "Potato man"

    • @thelatinverse3862
      @thelatinverse3862 Рік тому +40

      Do you want alcohol poisoning? Because that's how you get alcohol poisoning 😂😂

    • @alphahendricks
      @alphahendricks Рік тому +4

      @@thelatinverse3862 lmao 🤣

    • @Bruh-pk6ei
      @Bruh-pk6ei Рік тому +13

      Are you trying to kill people

  • @frieddbacon4052
    @frieddbacon4052 4 роки тому +4505

    Picture on passport: *Different by one pixel*
    Jack: Your face looks like it got hit with a shovel.

    • @hayleyannmarie1173
      @hayleyannmarie1173 4 роки тому +152

      Also jack: completely ignores a very obviously different passport picture

    • @fakename7725
      @fakename7725 4 роки тому +74

      Jack: hair can change in an instant
      Also Jack: this isn’t you, you have a mowhawk!

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 3 роки тому +18

      You got a haircut? YOU MEAN YOU FAKED UR OWN DEATH. *D E T A I N E D!*

    • @rmarsh1732
      @rmarsh1732 3 роки тому +3

      The game has some big pixels.

    • @itsmecrosby4723
      @itsmecrosby4723 3 роки тому +3

      Its the irish way

  • @laurena2588
    @laurena2588 5 років тому +2434

    Jack: I can finally let potato man through!
    The real potato man: ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴬ ᴶᴼᴷᴱ ᵀᴼ ᵞᴼᵁ?

  • @larawaldrop9998
    @larawaldrop9998 2 роки тому +154

    whoever does the subtitles is genius. It legit said **the giggles of an Irishman** I can’t 💀

  • @mrchoccimilk5204
    @mrchoccimilk5204 3 роки тому +174

    I really appreciate whoever did the captions (I'm guessing the editor but dont want to credit the wrong person in case). I usually put on captions because I find it easier to process what's happening and it always brightens my day when they are customised to the video instead of auto generated, I understand that doing so probably takes a lot of time, especially for this hour long video. thank you for going through the work to get this done :)

  • @someanonbandit5725
    @someanonbandit5725 4 роки тому +3993

    Jack:”My son gets sick every second day”
    Also Jack: *doesn’t feed his son*

  • @peregrinus524
    @peregrinus524 4 роки тому +2507

    Almost unanimously people picked Papers Please
    The Sims was a very close second
    *Visible Confusion*

  • @shannonfeaver452
    @shannonfeaver452 Рік тому +81

    This game needs to be revisited every 4 years. So it's about due again

  • @Trainz4days
    @Trainz4days Рік тому +31

    This series is well over 3 years old now, yet I see none of the top comments clarify the Diplomats. Diplomats require an authorization document, and on that document "Arstotzka" must be listed, that means the Diplomat has authorization to enter the country. Later down the line when forgeries are introduced, Diplomatic Authorization documents can also be forged, meaning that you must pay extra attention to the document's seal. Thought I'd mention it in case anyone who hasn't played Papers, Please is interested in trying out lmao.

  • @shaunpreston3654
    @shaunpreston3654 4 роки тому +1810

    I couldn't imagine going to a country and sneaking something and then getting caught and having the patrol officer just Dab on you and yell DETAINED

    • @BitterJoyXx
      @BitterJoyXx 4 роки тому +8

      Shaun Preston time stamp to when he dabs? Lmao please?

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 4 роки тому +11

      Arstotzka has greatest dab! *DETAINED!*

    • @CaptPengu
      @CaptPengu 4 роки тому +9

      Serella & BitterJoy 27:57

    • @joshsonofzeus4759
      @joshsonofzeus4759 4 роки тому +4

      You can't imagine it, but you can watch it

    • @gailpoulin1505
      @gailpoulin1505 4 роки тому +5

      it would be like coming across Jake Perraulta as a border guard

  • @syna6622
    @syna6622 3 роки тому +8786

    “If i get a citation ,i get a citation”
    Women: i will be killed if i go back to antegria
    Jack: i don’t care

    • @patrickphadaidubh4479
      @patrickphadaidubh4479 3 роки тому +57

      So true 😂

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 3 роки тому +355

      Arstozka do not care for citizens of weaker countries
      Arstozka cares for Arstozka

    • @Angel_Of_The_Past
      @Angel_Of_The_Past 3 роки тому +40

      I came here just to make this comment and it was already here.

    • @scrublord3376
      @scrublord3376 3 роки тому +48

      @@Sir_Bucket GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA MOTHAH PROUD

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 3 роки тому +14

      People can lie

  • @sr2505
    @sr2505 Рік тому +24

    Woman: “I will literally die if I go back”
    Jack: “that’s crazy, but I don’t know who the FUCK ASKED”

  • @LethalLaurie
    @LethalLaurie 2 роки тому +54

    Jack: "My son gets sick every other day."
    Also Jack: "You don't need to have food *every* day!"

  • @izaakvaladez8704
    @izaakvaladez8704 5 років тому +667

    Jack: doesn't feed son every second day
    Also Jack: "my son gets sick every second day!"

    • @thelilinator6405
      @thelilinator6405 5 років тому +11

      Hmmmmmm I'm not sure but I think it's a coincidence

    • @JoranTheMan123
      @JoranTheMan123 5 років тому +7

      Shall detective Jack figure it out? Find out next episode!

    • @katiescott3354
      @katiescott3354 5 років тому +9

      buuuuut, it's cheaper to not feed the son and then just give him medicine.

    • @komakozeee
      @komakozeee 5 років тому +5

      ...hes doing it right let him play how he wants its cheaper to do it this way

    • @baileythesleepless9966
      @baileythesleepless9966 5 років тому

      I'm pretty sure food leads to hunger, not the family getting sick. I think the heat is what does that but not sure

  • @cole5702
    @cole5702 5 років тому +672

    Jack- "Oh I didnt check the dates on their passport"
    Me- "Nah you good bro, I checked them for you"

  • @strawberrymilkshake2789
    @strawberrymilkshake2789 3 роки тому +35

    52:10 Not me crying over how Jack was so excited thinking that was _THE_ *Mr Potato Man*

  • @MilanousMedia
    @MilanousMedia 2 роки тому +40

    Every time Jack doesn't spot a mistake and the audience does we draw the sharpest inhale ever

  • @stilettogamingtv6024
    @stilettogamingtv6024 5 років тому +710

    Jack: "Hey potato man!"
    Potato Man: *comes next in line*
    Jack: ಠ⌣ಠ

  • @TypicalUkraine_
    @TypicalUkraine_ 5 років тому +544

    Sims fans: Hey, why not bring back The Sims?
    True Arstotzkans: Nyet. You do Papers, Please.

    • @Overused_Username
      @Overused_Username 5 років тому +6

      Нет, вы делаете документы, пожалуйста.

    • @youraveragecommunist6258
      @youraveragecommunist6258 5 років тому +6

      Glory to arstotzka

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 років тому +7

      In Soviet Russia, Papers, Please does you!

    • @Mojoemojow
      @Mojoemojow 5 років тому +6

      GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY. YOU DO PAPERS BABIOSHKA

    • @miradreamer6274
      @miradreamer6274 5 років тому +1

      Typical Ukraine GLORY MOTHER PROUD

  • @ccseries
    @ccseries 3 роки тому +86

    For a second there Jack thought Jorji was Jan, and I had the biggest shit-eating grin when Jorji came in and Jack was "EHH!?"

    • @IndigoRyu
      @IndigoRyu Місяць тому

      One of the biggest plot twists in video game history. :D

  • @walterwhite3372
    @walterwhite3372 3 роки тому +86

    Anyone: *breathes*
    Jack: *D E T A I N*

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 4 роки тому +3126

    Person: passport?
    JAck: Don’t you say it
    Person: Oh i have it here
    Jack: *screams in Arstotzkian*

    • @imnotusingthisanymore2300
      @imnotusingthisanymore2300 4 роки тому +5

      why do you exist

    • @Jinvio
      @Jinvio 4 роки тому +5

      i love everything about your yt account

    • @rickeyl.669
      @rickeyl.669 4 роки тому +7

      Woah your PROFILE NAME

    • @robloxjj1104
      @robloxjj1104 4 роки тому +4

      Wait how is jacks logo there in ur name

    • @captaincody32
      @captaincody32 4 роки тому +1

      Lol good one here's your 1,000th like have a good day.

  • @alexandercomposto9027
    @alexandercomposto9027 5 років тому +876

    Jack: I can let let little potato man come through now!
    Potato Man shows up
    Jack:........?

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 5 років тому +5

      This the the house that JACKSEPTICEYE BUILT!!! (Doesn't have as nice of a ring to it)😅

    • @alexandercomposto9027
      @alexandercomposto9027 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @grendel6005
      @grendel6005 4 роки тому +1

      @F5 STEEL that's what she said

    • @rickybyrne4485
      @rickybyrne4485 4 роки тому +4

      I want to like this comment but there's exactly 420 likes and I can't ruin that

  • @UnicornzRreal92
    @UnicornzRreal92 7 місяців тому +13

    This doesn't feel like 4 years ago😂 and then the OG playthrough was even longer!😮

  • @ivancubacub531
    @ivancubacub531 3 роки тому +47

    glad to see Sean still being a cold-hearted border inspector on his second playthrough

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 3 роки тому +4483

    “I don’t get a citation for that?”
    No he’s *human trafficking.*

    • @poisonedvices6962
      @poisonedvices6962 3 роки тому +39

      69 likes on this comment feels dirty

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 3 роки тому +8

      @@poisonedvices6962 Now it's 369

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 3 роки тому +4

      @@jadecoolness101 hey

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 3 роки тому +4

      @@laboon344 hi?

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 3 роки тому +7

      @@jadecoolness101 just greeting recent comments and replies that's all 🙂

  • @insectinatorpathnamesis5392
    @insectinatorpathnamesis5392 5 років тому +482

    Me:scrolling youtube
    (Sees thumbnail)
    Me:GLORY GREATEST ARSTOSKA

    • @juliangarcia1234
      @juliangarcia1234 5 років тому

      you spelt it wrong Arstotzka

    • @brandonrutkowski6775
      @brandonrutkowski6775 5 років тому

      It's ok, it's a maid up cuntrie enyway...
      Oh no! The gramar police even found us here LOL

  • @ILoveVagina420
    @ILoveVagina420 2 роки тому +28

    I love how he helps the ladies from Dari from being killed but not that poor guys wife that will be killed lol

  • @antequick8511
    @antequick8511 Рік тому +24

    Jack: My love of detaining people outshines any sort of human empathy
    That went dark pretty quick 😅

  • @boulevardbat2989
    @boulevardbat2989 4 роки тому +794

    jack: IM ALLOWED TO LET U THRU BUDDY! LIL POTATO MAN HAVE A GOOD TIME!!
    potato man: yOu cAlLeD ?

  • @rey2544
    @rey2544 4 роки тому +804

    In the 2016 series, the last thing Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatobro... you were always my favorite!"
    In the 2019 series, one of the first things Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatoman!! You were always my favorite!"
    My heart has melted..

  • @annieg29
    @annieg29 3 роки тому +15

    i remember years ago watching your papers please videos in this chair i had in my room after middle school. now i’m finishing 10th grade, my room has completely changed, but i’m still sitting here watching papers please after school. time really is a circle

  • @sevennationarmy4753
    @sevennationarmy4753 4 роки тому +1653

    Immigrant: sorry, the station spelled my name inco-
    Jack: *"DETAINED"*

    • @ooberbear8138
      @ooberbear8138 4 роки тому +8

      hIs nAmE Is sEAn

    • @Kinsathic
      @Kinsathic 4 роки тому +2

      Obsessive Gamer lol

    • @McKenzie1107
      @McKenzie1107 3 роки тому +5

      It’s like with my name (not revealing it) I’ve had it totally misspelled. It’s because with my name there’s multiple spellings and my name is a less common spelling. I’ve had it spelled in a way that wasn’t any of the spellings.

    • @thatoneleaf9895
      @thatoneleaf9895 3 роки тому +3

      999 like... i guide others to a treasure i can not possess

    • @appelsina3497
      @appelsina3497 3 роки тому +1

      HE'S THE IMPOSTOR! DETAIN HIM!

  • @makaylahaverluk667
    @makaylahaverluk667 5 років тому +642

    Jack: "party like it's 1912 . . . I don't know when this game takes place"
    Also Jack: *has been checking the validity of the dates on passports for almost an hour*

    • @n0tl142
      @n0tl142 4 роки тому +2

      Cold war I'm pretty sure

    • @makaylahaverluk667
      @makaylahaverluk667 4 роки тому +2

      @@n0tl142 I'd say its safe to assume it takes place during the cold war. I mean the cold war was 1945-1990 and this game takes place in November 1982

    • @n0tl142
      @n0tl142 4 роки тому +1

      @@makaylahaverluk667 I'd imagine it's in East Germany

    • @Jay-mq2ng
      @Jay-mq2ng 4 роки тому +2

      Makayla Haverluk Papers Please is based off a Russian story taking place during the Cold War

    • @nameguy7632
      @nameguy7632 4 роки тому

      More then an hour

  • @chickenisgood1
    @chickenisgood1 3 роки тому +306

    My new favourite quotes
    "sexuality is a spectrum, I dont know if you're male or female"
    "DETAINED"
    Edit: damn why so many likes thanks tho

  • @rubyseverinwhitworth9066
    @rubyseverinwhitworth9066 Рік тому +14

    Jack: checks photos because the photo looks angrier.
    Also Jack: let's through photo with a totally different face

  • @hello8351
    @hello8351 5 років тому +1060

    *sees thumbnail*
    Me : " I'm so proud of this community "

  • @jesse4857
    @jesse4857 5 років тому +412

    Potato man: *hands me a 6 year olds drawing of a passport*
    Me: *stamps yes because I feel bad*

    • @reaganriggles8526
      @reaganriggles8526 5 років тому +15

      You're the one that always like fake passports. That's bad. No! My little potato man you were always my favorite. *Jacksepticeye screams*

    • @darcygoldorf5058
      @darcygoldorf5058 5 років тому +1

      @@reaganriggles8526 YES LITTLE POTATO MAN

    • @randomanimator7847
      @randomanimator7847 5 років тому +2

      YES POTATO MAN IS BACKK

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 5 років тому +1

      Jesse Boudreau POTATO MAN 🥔

    • @unknownpie2537
      @unknownpie2537 5 років тому +1

      I always stamp potato mam

  • @mjrxero
    @mjrxero 9 місяців тому +3

    Jack: YOUR NAME HAS TOO MANY LETTERS!
    Also Jack: Real name- Seán William McLoughlin

  • @blakethames7346
    @blakethames7346 2 роки тому +18

    Jack: *gets special hotkey to check discrepancies*
    also jack: doesn’t ever use hotkey

  • @brittanymalzahn6479
    @brittanymalzahn6479 5 років тому +354

    “Do you know what you’re getting? *DETAINED.* Hehehe. That makes me feel so good. Makes me feel like a big man.”
    - Every Dictator Ever

    • @softminkzies3599
      @softminkzies3599 5 років тому +11

      Imagine being detained and he/she just turns and giggles that to themselves as youre dragged away

    • @bandit5875
      @bandit5875 5 років тому +1

      *GASSED

    • @daddymcnostrils9701
      @daddymcnostrils9701 5 років тому

      XD

    • @RuinQueenTv
      @RuinQueenTv 4 роки тому

      Brittany Malzahn I Was literally watching that part when I seen this lol

  • @IsThisUsernameAvailable
    @IsThisUsernameAvailable 5 років тому +987

    *GLORY GREATEST!*
    This video should be called:
    "Papers Please... The Return of Potato Man"

    • @advanceringnewholder
      @advanceringnewholder 5 років тому +1

      jack notice this man please

    • @AgentWarfstache89
      @AgentWarfstache89 5 років тому +5

      that should be the playlist name

    • @Deneberus
      @Deneberus 5 років тому +3

      He was always Jack's favorite

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 5 років тому +5

      He's the one that's always causing trouble.
      That's bad.
      That's bad.
      That's bad.
      That's bad.

    • @advanceringnewholder
      @advanceringnewholder 5 років тому +4

      @@HunhowsShadowStalker Little potato man, you're always my favourite

  • @4rthur._x08
    @4rthur._x08 2 роки тому +12

    52:49
    The face of realization 😭

  • @landonhill1942
    @landonhill1942 3 роки тому +36

    Jack: I don't know what time this game takes place. The literal Clock in the corner with the year: ...

  • @phoebeyates5699
    @phoebeyates5699 5 років тому +1177

    Jack: I don’t know what year this takes place
    Game: Puts 1982 in multiple places

    • @JJ-dh5vq
      @JJ-dh5vq 5 років тому +11

      It even has the date in the lower left corner at all times

    • @theacematt2
      @theacematt2 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Cow80y
      @Cow80y 5 років тому +5

      He even says it at 3:02

    • @atlascandemir8067
      @atlascandemir8067 5 років тому +17

      1982: Am I a joke to you?

    • @tastu5
      @tastu5 5 років тому +2

      Ok anybody else DO NOT LIKE THIS COMMENT IT'S AT 666

  • @nordic7453
    @nordic7453 4 роки тому +511

    imagine trying to bring drugs to arstoztka, and when the border patrol finds out he just screams "DETAINED!!!!"

  • @SciFiLOLproductions
    @SciFiLOLproductions Рік тому +4

    33:52 “If I get a citation, I get a citation”
    Gee Jack, if only you had that sorta mindset for the lady you sent away a couple seconds earlier lol

  • @caedmon2behrens186
    @caedmon2behrens186 5 місяців тому +5

    Jack's new saying is gonna be, "The FUCK out of my line!"

    • @mozey1539
      @mozey1539 4 місяці тому +2

      bro this videos 4 years old and a second playthrough 🤣

  • @bunnymaekay
    @bunnymaekay 4 роки тому +1569

    1st episode of Papers Please: "You feel really bad for denying people"
    Revisited 1st episode of Papers Please:

    • @endregrevskott8053
      @endregrevskott8053 4 роки тому +8

      Mable Fox he litteraly dabbs on them

    • @aytanavittan1825
      @aytanavittan1825 4 роки тому +9

      Revisited 1st episode of Papers Please:
      "please let me through"
      -
      "im sorry, haha, this is glory greatest get tHE FUCK OUTTA MY LINE" 8:32

  • @StrangerE0ns
    @StrangerE0ns 5 років тому +725

    Me when hearing jacks “Detained!”:
    Yep, he’s still got it.

  • @ingarssamins1411
    @ingarssamins1411 2 роки тому +16

    It still breaks my heart seeing Jack couldn't just take that one citation and let that poor woman trough

  • @chaidez8384
    @chaidez8384 Рік тому +5

    28:50 "Those who lie make baby Jesus cry"
    My new favorite saying 😂

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 21 день тому

      My kindergarten teacher always said that “lies lead to a life of crime”

  • @deanolsan5484
    @deanolsan5484 5 років тому +456

    Border patrol: what are you here for?
    Jack: work.
    Border patrol what kind of work are you doing?
    Jack: do you have 90 minutes?

  • @pro-totype8010
    @pro-totype8010 5 років тому +302

    Papers, Please
    Jack: Where is your Passport
    Jack: Don’t say you have it here
    Woman: WhAt iS paSSpOrT?

  • @angiekaori2956
    @angiekaori2956 3 роки тому +18

    I often listen to this playthrough while im doing homework ...idk if thats weird or not but listening to him focus makes it easier for me to focus on stuff.

  • @stephenroberts7554
    @stephenroberts7554 2 роки тому +22

    I never really paid attention of how Jack is so cruel to his own family if I wasn’t able to eat everyday I would be making his life miserable still love this series though 😎

  • @evanpetrolle2596
    @evanpetrolle2596 5 років тому +284

    “What do we call you sir?”
    “First name: Glory. Last name: Greatest.”

    • @OKayD3N
      @OKayD3N 5 років тому

      Actually, that’s not his name

    • @evanpetrolle2596
      @evanpetrolle2596 5 років тому +1

      William CISZEWSKI As a matter of fact it is!

  • @tylernorton.0690
    @tylernorton.0690 5 років тому +512

    Jack:I won't be playing old series
    Papers please: *_Yes but actually no_*

    • @tylerbianco6426
      @tylerbianco6426 5 років тому +2

      Tyler TB you are my clone ::))))))

    • @Overused_Username
      @Overused_Username 5 років тому

      Да, но на самом деле нет

    • @ericguignard8629
      @ericguignard8629 5 років тому

      Just fuck off and stop Hating on his old series

    • @BraveLilToasty
      @BraveLilToasty 5 років тому

      The line is wrong, Papers please is supposed to say: No but actually yes.

    • @BraveLilToasty
      @BraveLilToasty 5 років тому

      Although it is still correct in a way.

  • @casillastan8719
    @casillastan8719 2 роки тому +10

    even the revisited version was published 2 years ago. Gosh, time really flies

  • @UbyVictor
    @UbyVictor 2 роки тому +13

    Even after all this time, Jorji is still wholesome in his own special way

  • @juno5773
    @juno5773 5 років тому +379

    "What are you in for"
    "I didnt renew my passport"

    • @Notquitekris
      @Notquitekris 5 років тому +4

      Asterisk
      “Did he yell DEtAiNeD?”

    • @pretzel502
      @pretzel502 5 років тому +1

      Note
      You do not need to inspect then deny, just stamp

    • @lovegame8926
      @lovegame8926 4 роки тому

      @@pretzel502 oh you're bacon ‼️😄 I'm a fan

    • @pretzel502
      @pretzel502 4 роки тому

      love game Thx :)

  • @bluefire3679
    @bluefire3679 5 років тому +591

    Jacksepticeye plays Papers Please.
    Everyone: HELL, YES.

    • @user-su6ts9wm1h
      @user-su6ts9wm1h 5 років тому +4

      *Happy wheels you fkn traitors*

    • @amongusdrip436
      @amongusdrip436 5 років тому +1

      HELLL YEA nostalgia

    • @8r1tn3y5
      @8r1tn3y5 5 років тому

      I'vebEEN hoPIng For THis DAy TO COmEEEEE REEEEEEE

  • @rachalwithana7099
    @rachalwithana7099 2 роки тому +7

    i love that jorji walks in right after jack talks up the guy he mistook for him

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 2 роки тому +13

    Entrant: *uses fake documents*
    Jack: HE DAAAAAAAAAABBED!

  • @javyz6197
    @javyz6197 5 років тому +529

    "I don't know what year this game takes place in" he says in a game, where checking valid *dates* is a core part of the game

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 4 роки тому +17

      I also love how he said 1920 something but rly its the 80s

    • @TheDutchCreeperTDC
      @TheDutchCreeperTDC 4 роки тому +12

      I think Jack just puts his brain to sleep with some good ol' Irish whiskey before recording these videos.

    • @rose1246
      @rose1246 4 роки тому +6

      November 23rd, 1982 at the beginning of the game lmao

    • @thelastsliceofbread4098
      @thelastsliceofbread4098 4 роки тому

      1982

  • @duffmann
    @duffmann 2 роки тому +18

    Sean- "I want to send them to prison, that's way more fun"
    Remind me to never go through a border checkpoint with Sean on duty.

  • @indigo.138
    @indigo.138 2 роки тому +466

    "I'm not looking for genders and stuff, I don't see gender. Everybody's lovely. Everybody's a great person in my book"
    *everyone liked that*

    • @verzionhorizon
      @verzionhorizon 2 роки тому +37

      *artztotka didnt like that*

    • @sweatyrie-rie5241
      @sweatyrie-rie5241 2 роки тому +9

      Not everyone

    • @sanchitory
      @sanchitory 2 роки тому +14

      He's trying hard to not get cancelled, that's just sad that he is afraid of saying anything in a video game. Nothing to like about it

    • @zbdmo4914
      @zbdmo4914 2 роки тому +31

      @@sanchitory how does saying "Everybody's a great person in my book" equate to 'trying hard to not get cancelled'

    • @sanchitory
      @sanchitory 2 роки тому +11

      @@zbdmo4914 you can try to disprove my point all you want, but even if you won't say it out loud, you know he is trying hard not to offend some 13 year olds

  • @Chaos-Clips
    @Chaos-Clips 4 роки тому +4094

    Jack: *literally checks date on every passport*
    Also Jack: "I don't know what year this game takes place in"

  • @maggiea1069
    @maggiea1069 3 роки тому +2078

    Imagine jack as a baby
    Jack: D-D-D
    Dad:omg he is going to say daddy
    Jack: D-D-DETAINED

    • @Marin_Karin
      @Marin_Karin 3 роки тому +55

      Jack enthusiastically says his first words as he hits a dab on them haters at the tender age of one.

    • @albujak3738
      @albujak3738 3 роки тому +21

      ... d-d-d-dab?

    • @lavish_hair8378
      @lavish_hair8378 3 роки тому +27

      Atstoskain guards appear and tackle the dad

    • @disappointedmess209
      @disappointedmess209 3 роки тому +17

      ah yes sending people to the gulag at the age of 1

    • @lavish_hair8378
      @lavish_hair8378 3 роки тому +6

      Dont worry hes gonna clutch gulag

  • @GlidyBun
    @GlidyBun 2 роки тому +2

    26:00
    "I have the eyes of amongus"

  • @rosiebolton7271
    @rosiebolton7271 3 роки тому +10

    Me after watching this series two times already: After all why not?
    why shouldn't I watch it again?

  • @wubbyy7375
    @wubbyy7375 4 роки тому +1528

    Inspector: *let‘s person through the border*
    CITATION!
    Reason: Incorrect number of blood cells.

    • @froggekun
      @froggekun 4 роки тому +4

      *lets

    • @grugiv
      @grugiv 4 роки тому +3

      Aja's Channel
      Bruh

    • @bigjelly3384
      @bigjelly3384 4 роки тому +2

      @@grugiv Bruh moment

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 4 роки тому +2

      @@froggekun this is a UA-cam comments section not a Reddit post where everything has to be perfect

    • @gavincarle3063
      @gavincarle3063 4 роки тому +3

      @@the_grim_gamer3039 Bad example, Reddit posts are never perfect

  • @ap001209
    @ap001209 4 роки тому +621

    Jack: keeps reading date.
    Also jack: I don't know what year this takes place

  • @qwertystudios3815
    @qwertystudios3815 2 роки тому +3

    52:49. The look on Jack’s face gets me every time, just a look of confusion and slight panic.

  • @koda_thelastcaveman1521
    @koda_thelastcaveman1521 2 роки тому +8

    Omg, the part where he mistakes someone else for jorji, and he comes in the next turn, made me laugh so hard i burst into tears.

  • @clonegaming9544
    @clonegaming9544 5 років тому +1359

    "Almost unanimously you chose Papers, Please"
    "Sims was a very close second"
    I think you may be confused on the definition of unanimous

    • @shawn.spencer
      @shawn.spencer 5 років тому +34

      Clone Gaming oh my god that was bothering me so much. I know he's allowed to make mistakes and I'm not judging him but still

    • @asdfjkl5235
      @asdfjkl5235 4 роки тому +31

      u·nan·i·mous
      /yo͞oˈnanəməs/
      Learn to pronounce
      adjective
      (of two or more people) fully in agreement.
      "the doctors were unanimous in their diagnoses"
      synonyms: united, in complete agreement, in complete accord, of one mind, like-minded, of the same mind, in harmony, at one, with one voice, concordant, undivided; rareconsentient
      "doctors were unanimous about the effects of lead emission on health"
      (of an opinion, decision, or vote) held or carried by everyone involved.
      synonyms: uniform, consistent, solid, united, concerted, congruent, undivided
      "a unanimous vote of confidence"
      :)

    • @asdfjkl5235
      @asdfjkl5235 4 роки тому +13

      Commenter exactly

    • @emmet5394
      @emmet5394 4 роки тому +1

      i was thinking the same thing haha

    • @spanz9538
      @spanz9538 4 роки тому +45

      @Commenter if something is almost uninanmous you can't have a close second

  • @FlorianXXV
    @FlorianXXV 4 роки тому +1822

    Jack: "I don't know what year this game plays in."
    Game: *Has a date on every passport and a clock in the bottom that is used to check if that date is valid*

    • @Man-xn1fp
      @Man-xn1fp 3 роки тому +124

      Bruh I saw this guy comment on another video his theory about how the game takes place in the 60s. It was like five paragraphs long and it was really well thought out, but he completely forgot that there was that timer in the corner

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 3 роки тому +97

      *Every fucking day starts with the date in big white letters*

    • @Saopyduckk
      @Saopyduckk 3 роки тому +26

      Clock in the game: am i a joke to you?

    • @sillybilly6938
      @sillybilly6938 3 роки тому +3

      @@nerkdurgen5574 😂

    • @greatbaguette5652
      @greatbaguette5652 3 роки тому +1

      You can change the year I thought

  • @Jothomas214
    @Jothomas214 3 роки тому +31

    JackSepticEye will forever be the only one to figure out it was Vince Lestrade 😂😂😂

  • @Bamni
    @Bamni 3 роки тому +8

    You know time flies fast when you come here to rewatch this instead of the original

    • @sstringcheesee
      @sstringcheesee 3 роки тому

      yep

    • @Bamni
      @Bamni Рік тому +1

      you know time flies fast when you come here to reply to your own comment about rewatching the revisited rather than the original again

  • @MustafaKamal-uv7bv
    @MustafaKamal-uv7bv 5 років тому +726

    UA-cam notification : Jack plays paper please
    Me : Am I dreaming?

  • @89muadib
    @89muadib 5 років тому +249

    Jack: Glory to Artotzka
    Me: *Bursting in happy tears*

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 5 років тому +5

      Jack:DETAINED!!!!
      Me: *Crying tears of happiness*

    • @trap9388
      @trap9388 5 років тому

      omg omg omg PAPERS PLEASE

    • @theitalianstallion973
      @theitalianstallion973 5 років тому

      Jack:get the fuck out of my line!!!
      Me: *Thats new*

  • @winterchill365
    @winterchill365 2 роки тому +9

    Paper Please is one of the most phenomenal games out there. I love the game. I have a lot of great memories of this game.

  • @darkelgon
    @darkelgon Рік тому +3

    I shed real tears when Jack confused some random guy for potato man.
    He really forgot his favourite

  • @lucky_shot8331
    @lucky_shot8331 3 роки тому +4213

    Imagine boarder patrol acts like Jack
    “Get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE” XD

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 3 роки тому +10

      Hello

    • @justapassingperson6546
      @justapassingperson6546 3 роки тому +6

      Hi

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 3 роки тому +87

      Hi Sir do you have your passport?
      no
      Then get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE!!!!!
      no
      "D-D-DETAIN!!!!!!!"

    • @evdspark9019
      @evdspark9019 3 роки тому +29

      Honestly would make going on holiday way more entertaining

    • @hannahpickles4825
      @hannahpickles4825 3 роки тому +13

      They pretty much do act like that

  • @brookerood295
    @brookerood295 5 років тому +545

    “You can’t find happiness in 2019”
    Jack proved us wrong