Quick warning: Never plug in a flash drive you find and don't know where it came from. It's an older tactic to introduce viruses into computers and networks, but it's still effective.
@@divinesinsofwhoiam8711 in fact, it doesn't even have to install anything, nor does wiping it clean always protect you. It's possible to access the "hidden" data blocks which normally only include information for the hardware controller so your system knows what it's dealing with, and infect those with a virus that automatically copies itself to your machine. Your machine would then theoretically pass this on to any other USB drive. These kinds of attacks are very rare, as they are very hard to perform and the virus has to be really small. I just know this is possible, and have no idea how good modern systems are at defending against this. At any rate though, don't just plug USB devices into your computer. Maybe keep something like an old laptop around with linux installed on it that you can use for testing stuff like this if you're interested.
I know right! and I would imagine maybe there exists some software or something that can brick your computer, im not very technical but I try lol, I just think this is really stupid. Maybe the police should have a compartment full of lost USBs for them to check out
@@nutstv1903 need your help, ua-cam.com/video/l8hV9y7wqms/v-deo.html look for my comment and look at the replies. You gotta help these poor 12 year old idiot's..
1st story was so heartwarming... whoever took those pictures really cared about the person living in the house and just wanted to give them a friendly tip☺️🙏🏼 how sweet
A mysterious USB drive arrived menacingly on my doorstep, so, "I did what anyone else would do, plugged it into my PC" Nooo. You plug it into the library's PC, to avoid 2 things: vicious malware, the FBI kicking down your door
My step-sister borrowed a classmate’s flash drive for a school project. There was a lot of stuff on it, so she curiously skimmed through some of the files. Eventually, she found some images of horrific faces and bodies. They were 3d, and seemed computer-generated. She was confused, and kept searching. She found audio files of creepy screams and other odd noises. At this point, she was pretty freaked out, and told the family, myself included. She told me she was going to do some “detective work” on it, and, after a day of searching, realized they were skins for a video game. To be specific, it was an entire program, including code, textures, and avatars. The audio files were also for the game. It turned out to be a video game based on the popular SCP stories. I don’t know whether the classmate had just saved an existing game’s code off of the internet, or if he’d made the whole thing from scratch. When my step-sister confronted him about it at school, he just sort of shrugged it off, which I thought was odd. Either way, it just goes to show that sometimes things aren’t as creepy as they seem. If you got this far, thanks for reading!
As an IT Security person, I freak when people say they just plug a foreign USB into their computer and started looking through it. All my training is so against that. I have this thing in my head when they say that which says "That is your first mistake." Great job on the videos...I'm kind of bingeing through your videos backwards. Enjoying them as usual. You never fail to entertain and inform. Be Safe Lazy.
Exactly if you're going to plug a random USB into a computer you should be using a old throw away laptop that has no personal information or anything on it. I've plugged in a random USB before but I did it at a library.
@@nicholashelms2395 yeah, USB has several potential security issues.... scariest... is the idea that a piece of usb hardware left unattended could get modified to do this sort of thing.
Yo, if you are still around I got a question to ask. When doing a security assessment from a white hat, have they ever successfully just left a USB drive and then an employee used it and then the hacker was able to gain access, I've heard of that before and it's really funny to know if it ever happened.
@@offdazaza2769 Yes, it has happened. It happened when we put them out for tests. Sometimes, those said they knew better, but they were found with the "safe trojan." Our trojan would just put a folder on the desktop and sent system information for identification of those breaking policy to a collection computer. It also took a screenshot showing the folder on the desktop and sent it to the collection computer.
I live in Anchorage, Alaska. The USB that was turned in by the women was found in my neighborhood, only a few blocks from where I live and the murder took place only a couple miles down. When I found out about how gruesome the murder was, I knew the women wasn’t the only one. They’re still investigating other missing people/unsolved murders. Both women who were found murdered are Alaska Native women, and were at one time homeless living in Anchorage. It’s made my stomach drop into my butt to find out this happening so close to my home.
Angie C. So the story where a USB was turned in the police , where they found footage of the man killing a woman in a hotel happened in the town I live in Anchorage, Alaska. The man is connected in two missing/murdered women. www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1064531 The USB was found down my street.
I remember seeing that in the Fairbanks news paper. It's so crazy that even our state, that seems so far away and quiet, can still harbor some of the darkest and creepiest people.
Story n°3 definitely sounds like the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs: a group of 2 (sometimes 3) friends who randomly killed people in Ukraine in 2007, they used hammers and recorded it. Edit: added the wiki page in a reply
Here's the link to the Wiki en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs Btw, all of my knowledge comes from the "Casefile podcast" ep.92 on Spotify, check it out if you're interested
I knew it sounded familiar. From the 3Guys1Hammer video. Honestly, it leaves me speechless, I don't even know what to say, I thought that was their only murder.
What you won't hear is that it was part of a network involved in snuff film production. The local police went out of their way to cover this up and shut down media leaks...
People: "never uses blinds or curtains to cover their window during day and night" also people: "I had no idea that somebody had been outside watching me"
Lol same mood as with people who open spam emails and click those shady ads on big tiddy women/dick enhancement serums on the internet “How did my computer get infected with these viruses?? I just don’t know”
Listen! My curtains are closed and I use binder clips to keep them shut (and the sun out). I watched enough crime dramas to know you keep prying eyes out of your home.
@@tsnap4 I have gotten viruses. I'm not a company. I even had someone put one on my computer. So yeah it's anyone. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
@@DashingJayK it's a well known trick to lower property value in an area. Pay some local hood's to fire guns at night and cause general choas, value goes down and then buy up the cheap plots
@@sehrishhussain4971 What hitman would have a list of multiple targets with names and adresses along with the bounty on a usb stick? A professional killer wouldn't leave behind a paper trail like that
my first thoughts exactly. their sick crimes on video circulated the internet a lot around a decade ago when they happened. i’m guessing someone downloaded them, put them on a file, and left it there to scare someone
It’s always interesting watching these videos and wondering how real they could possibly be. Then I hear my home town (Anchorage Alaska) mentioned and I immediately knew which story this would be. It helps me believe the other stories more readily.
That were my thoughts, too. The message on the last picture didn't sound like a threat... more like a very creepy warning or something. But nonetheless, the best thing to do after that is moving away
Yeah since he didn't even do anything while the person was asleep or even take anything. But I think he was just taking the piss by scaring the person lmao
Ah yes, the infamous USB "super position". Position 1 doesn't work, flip USB. Position 2 doesn't work, flip USB again. Third time, USB works, you have found the super position.
Not if you know that the plastic piece inside the metal casing that inserts in the USB port always is inserted down.... I don't know why I seem to be the only person to know this.
The Russian guys in the 3rd story sound like the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. There were 3 of them, they used a hammer in the majority of their murders and they filmed them, with one of them being leaked to the internet as the infamous shock video 3 Guys 1 Hammer.
I'm ashamed to admit I watched this. My god, I'm pretty strong stomached but that was grim(Ironically I watched it while sitting in hospital waiting to investigate my eyesight! )
@@TheMagiciansLoveX yeah I recall it was maybe a couple of years after it was released. Grim stuff. Though if I seen it these days am totally desensitized to things like that! Although I still cringe at watching bladder leak underwear adverts... hot women who pish themselves when they cough is a weird kind of turn on though haha
I just loved this video!! It was the perfect mix of suspenseful and creepy! Thank you and your crew for such an awesome video and all of the hard work y'all do :)
The hammer one was a Russian teenager and his friend, they were caught after the masked ones uncle found The footage in his room so they’re both locked up in Russian prison. If that drive was found anywhere else, assume some edgy teenager kept them to make into memes.
they should've been executed by the same hammer they used to kill innocent people. Taxpayers' money shouldn't be used to feed worthless pieces of human garbage like them. I'd gladly watch them get thrown into a cage with hungry wild animals that would end their disgusting existence. And whatever dumbass teenager thought that something like that is "meme"-worthy deserves a hefty beating as well.
@Brian Salmeron Well...that sounds like a dangerous philosophy, "The only person with problems is clearly the person stating that evil people often look like regular people." ._.' Don't go running alone in the whee hours of morning, that's a general warning not a personal threat.
Hi, Lazy, I'm meredith Pell, and I'm blind. I know this is a very random question here, but what kind of music do you like? I'M a big music enthusiast, so that's why I'm asking.
In the early 2000s the average USB flash drive was less than 32MB Now they're commonly 64GB or more As time goes on we're only going to find ever more horrifying things on flash drives The future is grim!
That story was told weird yet is real I think its video is called something like 3 men one hammer it use to be something on P2P sites or programs that could be downloaded for shock value (much like the BME pain Olympics) that turned out to be real. The men were arrested when one of their parents found the footage on their computer and they currently to this day still sit in a Russian Prison.
Narrator:"So I did what any person would do, I took the USB inside and stuck it inside my computer." Me: *triggering from years of infosec trainings intensifies*
I love how the first story starts like, "I did what anyone else would. I took the USB drive inside and stuck it into my computer." I'm like, "NO DUMBASS!!! I would hope that most people don't do that. Anyone who isn't already aware of it since it has been shown so many times in TV shows and movies, is that certain USBs have been setup in a way to automatically download a virus or trojan program onto any computer its plugged into. So the stupidest thing you can do is plug in some random USB you find on the street into your personal device." That was a double face palm moment.
Thanks for another great video Lazy. Keep up the good work 🙂 I became a Patron recently and thanks for taking the time to reply to my message the other day.
The “photos getting progressively closer” type of story is always chilling - I’d 100% shit a brick if it ever happened to me - but it also occasionally induces a chuckle as I imagine the photos getting closer still with the final one... going up the person’s nose or something.
Gotta be honest the "Dance to any song" part got me, in any case this three are amazing, the chemistry is there and they seem to have actual fun which just makes it so entertaining.
@@bipstymcbipste5641 pretty willing. If they've broken into my house I can assume they're armed. It becomes me or them. And it's not gonna be me. It's after you shoot someone it is probably the hard part. No I've never shot someone but have come to terms as a gun owner that if it came down to it the person invading my home is just as willing to kill me.
Jango Is Bored yeah true. Better to be armed and ready than to be a sitting duck. I own several guns, handguns, shotguns, rifles including ARs and an AK. I hope and pray i will never have to use them against someone.
Its 2019 and people are still hiding spare keys under the doormat🤦♀️ The doormat and decoy porch decors are the go to spots when looking for spares. But honestly I didnt know people are steal hiding spare keys.
Some people still leave their doors unlocked. Boggles the mind. Some years back we had a young local news reporter get murdered because she was in the habit--the HABIT, mind you--of coming home from work, letting her cat out and leaving her door open so it could get back in,and then taking a shower. WITH HER DOOR OPEN. You can't be afraid of everybody, but you can't assume people won't fuck you over if you make it easy.
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"I did what anyone would do, took it in and plugged it into my PC" Uh... This is not what anyone would or should do with a strange flash drive. Keep your electronics secure and turn in strange flash drives to the police.
‘I did what anyone else would do and put it in my computer’ Anyone else? What the hell! No one would do that from fear of a virus, being traced, hacked or some shit you don’t wanna get mixed up in
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I think the scariest thing to ever happen was when I was walking through town and this guy was blatantly following and I even went into a store to see if hed follow and he did and even waited in the store till I left, then when he followed me around a corner I showed off my abrasive attitude and asked why tf he was following me and explained that he was genuinely creepy and he just stared, then thankfully some guy walking past asked if there was a problem and the dude turned around and walked off very fast, I still to this day wonder what his plan was. It was broad day out to so I have no idea how he planned to execute whatever mission he was set on accomplishing.
Oooh I’ve seen that video a long time ago 2 men 1 hammer. Pretty gruesome video, they kill a dude and pull open his body while he’s gasping. Man late 2000’s shock websites were crazy
the name problem has been fixed Then don’t do it, who cares. I’ve seen it multiple times, there’s zero point to watching it unless you’re sick and like gore or you think you’re being edgy. No need to purposely scar yourself with something that you really shouldn’t see, it’s not worth it.
the name problem has been fixed If you forgot what you were talking about when you read the fucking thread you commented in, then you’re a fucking idiot. Surprised your caregiver gave you unsupervised access to the internet.
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You have to be one of my favorite scary stories narrator of all time thank you
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Quick warning: Never plug in a flash drive you find and don't know where it came from. It's an older tactic to introduce viruses into computers and networks, but it's still effective.
Patrick Pittman really ??????
@@divinesinsofwhoiam8711 yep.
This comment should be on the top.
Some people really shouldn't own a computer hey 😉
@@divinesinsofwhoiam8711 in fact, it doesn't even have to install anything, nor does wiping it clean always protect you.
It's possible to access the "hidden" data blocks which normally only include information for the hardware controller so your system knows what it's dealing with, and infect those with a virus that automatically copies itself to your machine.
Your machine would then theoretically pass this on to any other USB drive.
These kinds of attacks are very rare, as they are very hard to perform and the virus has to be really small.
I just know this is possible, and have no idea how good modern systems are at defending against this.
At any rate though, don't just plug USB devices into your computer. Maybe keep something like an old laptop around with linux installed on it that you can use for testing stuff like this if you're interested.
The scariest part is people are sticking strange USBs in their computers
Yeess! Like they have never heard of a virus, or the black market.
Yeah because checking them out on a library computer is both too public and will send you straight to hell
I know right! and I would imagine maybe there exists some software or something that can brick your computer, im not very technical but I try lol, I just think this is really stupid. Maybe the police should have a compartment full of lost USBs for them to check out
Certainly wouldn't pop that bitch in my PC now the library's that's a go.
It's generally safe on a Linux or Mac system
It's a flash drive containing TWO TERROR BYTES
@Colby Dipsen heeh heh heh 😏 I'm a regular John Michael Godier. Buy my science fiction novel
Groovy joke
@@Regurgitated_bat Grooovy.. movie reference
@@nutstv1903 hail to the king baby
@@nutstv1903 need your help, ua-cam.com/video/l8hV9y7wqms/v-deo.html look for my comment and look at the replies. You gotta help these poor 12 year old idiot's..
1st story was so heartwarming... whoever took those pictures really cared about the person living in the house and just wanted to give them a friendly tip☺️🙏🏼 how sweet
Lol
@Eshita Lokhande sarcasm, Eshita, sarcasm.
@Eshita Lokhande lmbo.
😺🐱
Yes, some of us creeps really mean well. I once drugged a girl and I left her a note the next morning, saying "never leave your drink unattended."
@@jbird4478 *nervous laughter*
A mysterious USB drive arrived menacingly on my doorstep, so, "I did what anyone else would do, plugged it into my PC" Nooo. You plug it into the library's PC, to avoid 2 things: vicious malware, the FBI kicking down your door
hey, that's exactly what i did one time
First story starts with: I live alone in a small house in Canada
Me, living alone in a small house in Canada: Well shit 👀
Orla Hynan
Get out now!!! ..... Dont even!!!.... Just *Get the hell out!!*
Orla Hynan lucky
Aw shit. Well I live in an apartment thank God..
In Canada. XD
Alone you say...........
First we had USA stories and now USB, man can't wait for the USC
LMAO
😂
Underrated dad joke of the month 🤣
😂👍
Eventually we'll be getting UFC
My step-sister borrowed a classmate’s flash drive for a school project. There was a lot of stuff on it, so she curiously skimmed through some of the files. Eventually, she found some images of horrific faces and bodies. They were 3d, and seemed computer-generated. She was confused, and kept searching. She found audio files of creepy screams and other odd noises. At this point, she was pretty freaked out, and told the family, myself included. She told me she was going to do some “detective work” on it, and, after a day of searching, realized they were skins for a video game. To be specific, it was an entire program, including code, textures, and avatars. The audio files were also for the game. It turned out to be a video game based on the popular SCP stories. I don’t know whether the classmate had just saved an existing game’s code off of the internet, or if he’d made the whole thing from scratch. When my step-sister confronted him about it at school, he just sort of shrugged it off, which I thought was odd. Either way, it just goes to show that sometimes things aren’t as creepy as they seem.
If you got this far, thanks for reading!
Sarc To be fair, it is kind of rude to skim someone’s files, but nonetheless an interesting outcome of an SCP style game or whatever
Ya Boi KungPow FuckFinger Nice name, and I think she was just surprised at how many files there were
np
Sarc why would someone give their classmate a USB with a whole handmade game
Chromberries シ Yee I have no idea
story #1
"It was a picture of a house. My house"
bro the guy left the usb on ur doorstep what did you expect
"A picture of MY house. He knew where I lived" is the assumed fear, but yeah it was left on your doorstep, so that was already established.
As an IT Security person, I freak when people say they just plug a foreign USB into their computer and started looking through it. All my training is so against that. I have this thing in my head when they say that which says "That is your first mistake." Great job on the videos...I'm kind of bingeing through your videos backwards. Enjoying them as usual. You never fail to entertain and inform. Be Safe Lazy.
Exactly if you're going to plug a random USB into a computer you should be using a old throw away laptop that has no personal information or anything on it. I've plugged in a random USB before but I did it at a library.
@@nicholashelms2395 yeah, USB has several potential security issues.... scariest... is the idea that a piece of usb hardware left unattended could get modified to do this sort of thing.
Yo, if you are still around I got a question to ask. When doing a security assessment from a white hat, have they ever successfully just left a USB drive and then an employee used it and then the hacker was able to gain access, I've heard of that before and it's really funny to know if it ever happened.
@@offdazaza2769 Yes, it has happened. It happened when we put them out for tests. Sometimes, those said they knew better, but they were found with the "safe trojan." Our trojan would just put a folder on the desktop and sent system information for identification of those breaking policy to a collection computer. It also took a screenshot showing the folder on the desktop and sent it to the collection computer.
@@Mia_Mina thats so neat, I'm for sure going to try to do that later on in my career. Thanks for sharing.
I live in Anchorage, Alaska. The USB that was turned in by the women was found in my neighborhood, only a few blocks from where I live and the murder took place only a couple miles down.
When I found out about how gruesome the murder was, I knew the women wasn’t the only one. They’re still investigating other missing people/unsolved murders. Both women who were found murdered are Alaska Native women, and were at one time homeless living in Anchorage.
It’s made my stomach drop into my butt to find out this happening so close to my home.
Ruth O'Neal wait....what?
Angie C. So the story where a USB was turned in the police , where they found footage of the man killing a woman in a hotel happened in the town I live in Anchorage, Alaska. The man is connected in two missing/murdered women.
www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1064531
The USB was found down my street.
And counting. Alaskan here, this state freaks the fuck out of me.
I remember seeing that in the Fairbanks news paper. It's so crazy that even our state, that seems so far away and quiet, can still harbor some of the darkest and creepiest people.
Ren Arinaki it’s crazy just because of I listen to all this true crime stuff but it def hits different when it’s close to home
I found a USB stick with pictures of Lazy without his mask on.....
What did it look like
You can just check out my instagram and see :D
@@LazyMasquerade just did. I thought you'd look different with that voice...cute either way.
@@LazyMasquerade You sound older than you look.
I have a babyface xD
Story n°3 definitely sounds like the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs: a group of 2 (sometimes 3) friends who randomly killed people in Ukraine in 2007, they used hammers and recorded it.
Edit: added the wiki page in a reply
Here's the link to the Wiki en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs
Btw, all of my knowledge comes from the "Casefile podcast" ep.92 on Spotify, check it out if you're interested
I knew it sounded familiar. From the 3Guys1Hammer video. Honestly, it leaves me speechless, I don't even know what to say, I thought that was their only murder.
@Tony Richards I think only two did the killing and one did some robberies with them before they started killing people
What you won't hear is that it was part of a network involved in snuff film production. The local police went out of their way to cover this up and shut down media leaks...
I was about to type that, but you beat me to it.
People: "never uses blinds or curtains to cover their window during day and night"
also people: "I had no idea that somebody had been outside watching me"
I always close the curtains. I'm not a fan of people so don't want any nosy barstewards looking in.
Lol same mood as with people who open spam emails and click those shady ads on big tiddy women/dick enhancement serums on the internet
“How did my computer get infected with these viruses?? I just don’t know”
Listen! My curtains are closed and I use binder clips to keep them shut (and the sun out).
I watched enough crime dramas to know you keep prying eyes out of your home.
why i don't want to live in a house 🥺
My parents get genuinely upset if I leave blinds closed in our house like sorry I don’t want to look out the window and see a face staring back at me
I love how the creeper in the first story was actually just a good samaritan teaching the protagonist a valuable life-saving life lesson.
My own personal rule; when it becomes dark enough that you need to switch on the lights, that means it's time to close the curtains/shades.
@@Morpheus1910w
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"did what anyone else would do" no most people would not stick random flash drives in their computer 😂
Lol right
Honestly I feel like a lot probably would. Most ppl don’t really know much about computer security
i would
Yeah, when I found one, I jammed it into the school computer to check what was on it. Just some soundbytes and music editing software.
No most people would, only us that watch way to many dark web stories wouldn't 😆
"I did what anyone would do... Plugged the flashdrive into my PC".
Do you want malware? Because that's how you get malware.
Phrasing!
@@YearsOVDecay1 no one cares broski
Ryan Lewis why is it that every dude I come across who is named Ryan acts like he has a stick up his ass
Just take it down the library or somewhere and plug it in
Not nearly as common as people make it sound.
Story one was the weirdest PSA I have ever heard.
That's the tipoff that it's a fake, sounds exactly like an old chain-email urban legend.
"But there was one person left standing out..."
Me: ...You?
Guy in story: ...Me.
Also me: *sighs*
Would love to hear you narrate stories on how "gut feelings" turned out to be scarily right/ saved a life!
"I did what anyone else would do: I took the USB stick inside and put it in my computer"
LMAO looking for a virus or malware, maybe
Exactly, that's the LAST thing I'd do!
Totally agree, the only PC I will plug that USB into is campus computer lol
I would have looked. Lol i wouldn't be able to stop myself. Sigh
@Ounocat it's more common outside businesses that hackers are targeting.
@@tsnap4 I have gotten viruses. I'm not a company. I even had someone put one on my computer. So yeah it's anyone. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Theory on Story #1: Someone wanted his house and went through some extreme measures to make it vacant.
Bex Mac so they’re a scooby doo villain lol
He was just testing the home security 😹. I mean, the person did leave their keys under the doormat and the note on the USB told them not to do it.
@@caseybrookesrichardson100 like what?
@@DashingJayK it's a well known trick to lower property value in an area. Pay some local hood's to fire guns at night and cause general choas, value goes down and then buy up the cheap plots
2nd story is fake
agent 47 would never forget his usb drive
How do you know? I'm only asking because I'm genuinely curious. 🤔
Love the profile pic!
@@sehrishhussain4971 What hitman would have a list of multiple targets with names and adresses along with the bounty on a usb stick? A professional killer wouldn't leave behind a paper trail like that
@@therodyman700 Ok then the for thx info ☺
therodyman700 technically it’s not a paper trail ;)
The story about those creepy guys driving around hammering to death innocent victims sound like the Dnepropetrovsk serial killers.
my first thoughts exactly. their sick crimes on video circulated the internet a lot around a decade ago when they happened. i’m guessing someone downloaded them, put them on a file, and left it there to scare someone
It’s always interesting watching these videos and wondering how real they could possibly be. Then I hear my home town (Anchorage Alaska) mentioned and I immediately knew which story this would be. It helps me believe the other stories more readily.
Lazy Masquerade, narrates some of the best and creepiest stories.
Colby Dipsen wdym
Colby Dipsen wdym=what do you mean
Yes ! Him and Mr. Nightmare are my favorite!
Mr. Nightmare too
I like Lazys voice and style. He's one of my favs
The first one I think the person was actually trying to help but did it in a very creepy way
That were my thoughts, too. The message on the last picture didn't sound like a threat... more like a very creepy warning or something. But nonetheless, the best thing to do after that is moving away
Yeah since he didn't even do anything while the person was asleep or even take anything. But I think he was just taking the piss by scaring the person lmao
Still would've scared the shit out of me.
It was pretty cliché
That kind of helping could get you shot
The scariest thing about USB is that getting it into the port can sometimes take more than two tries.
Underrated
this comment is a lol button, if you lolled like this comment
*gasps*
Ah yes, the infamous USB "super position". Position 1 doesn't work, flip USB. Position 2 doesn't work, flip USB again.
Third time, USB works, you have found the super position.
Not if you know that the plastic piece inside the metal casing that inserts in the USB port always is inserted down.... I don't know why I seem to be the only person to know this.
1st story is a realtor who wants to sell houses where people still live
I hope none of these stories has something to do with me, because I have lost USB flashdrives full with porn outside in the streets.
Everyone has porn, friend.
Oh, god. I'd hate to lose my micro SD card.
Is it common for folks to walk around with their porn stash on them? Woulda thought it was kinda um “private” activity ya know.
@@D-me-dream-smp Sometimes, if you go full on computer assignments into your backpack.
Makes me glad that there's no USB flash drives out here in my woods
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access
Or computers to put it in.
Big foot has a laptop I think
HOW DO I KEEP SEEING THIS SASQUATCH EVERYWHERE
or maybe..there's a USB RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Nah... More fearsome and mysterious creatures lurk in those woods..
Lazy, you deserve the 1 MIL subs you’re going to reach. You’re hard work truly brightens my day.
Oh shiz, it's Rick James, bitch! Thanks a lot :D
Well this definitely aged like fine wine
The Russian guys in the 3rd story sound like the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. There were 3 of them, they used a hammer in the majority of their murders and they filmed them, with one of them being leaked to the internet as the infamous shock video 3 Guys 1 Hammer.
I'm ashamed to admit I watched this. My god, I'm pretty strong stomached but that was grim(Ironically I watched it while sitting in hospital waiting to investigate my eyesight! )
@@davidh7177 I watched it back in 2010, back when you could just Google the incident's name and it pops up.
@@TheMagiciansLoveX yeah I recall it was maybe a couple of years after it was released. Grim stuff. Though if I seen it these days am totally desensitized to things like that! Although I still cringe at watching bladder leak underwear adverts... hot women who pish themselves when they cough is a weird kind of turn on though haha
David Hendry David sometimes we should just keep things to ourselves.
@@davidh7177 david nooo :(
I am cleaning up in my house while listening to this and straight just found a USB drive under my rug 😂🤭
plug it in !!!
😅
Uhhh
I just loved this video!! It was the perfect mix of suspenseful and creepy! Thank you and your crew for such an awesome video and all of the hard work y'all do :)
The hammer one was a Russian teenager and his friend, they were caught after the masked ones uncle found The footage in his room so they’re both locked up in Russian prison. If that drive was found anywhere else, assume some edgy teenager kept them to make into memes.
they should've been executed by the same hammer they used to kill innocent people. Taxpayers' money shouldn't be used to feed worthless pieces of human garbage like them. I'd gladly watch them get thrown into a cage with hungry wild animals that would end their disgusting existence. And whatever dumbass teenager thought that something like that is "meme"-worthy deserves a hefty beating as well.
Memes? Really
@@markymark443 That's kind of Cringe
@@szylu6960 Posting this reply was the wrong move ur going in the wild animal box
@@tallysvideoemporium8966 what ?
Some twisted demons hiding in human skin out there.
Hiding everywhere unfortunately.
@Colby Dipsen A lot of people do.
@Brian Salmeron Well...that sounds like a dangerous philosophy, "The only person with problems is clearly the person stating that evil people often look like regular people." ._.'
Don't go running alone in the whee hours of morning, that's a general warning not a personal threat.
@Brian Salmeron No no, I'm a glitching NPC. S'all good. S'all good.
@@Bopperann leave him alone kid >:(
Hi, Lazy, I'm meredith Pell, and I'm blind. I know this is a very random question here, but what kind of music do you like? I'M a big music enthusiast, so that's why I'm asking.
Hi Meredith, I like rock music the most! All kinds, from soft to heavy. If I'm feeling a little chill I also like to relax with some jazz.
Love listening to you’re stories when I’m Studying, Gaming, Napping, etc. I can listen to anytime 👍🏾
“Little black book”
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In the early 2000s the average USB flash drive was less than 32MB
Now they're commonly 64GB or more
As time goes on we're only going to find ever more horrifying things on flash drives
The future is grim!
An evil AI could fit on an USB soon
2 TB USBs exist
Two terror-bytes
That's a movie pitch right there! I expect to see it on Netflix sometime soon
What happens when they reach 666GB in size?
17 seconds in, 100 likes. The Lazy Legion is mad
Most everyone's mad here.
True xD
Story One: Watching, Waiting..
Commiserating...?
Say it ain't so...?
@@LazyMasquerade I will NOT go
@@genevieve8186 Turn the lights off.
Carry me home
Guitar riff
'I live alone....' Me: 'Oh, HELL NO!'
I don’t always find creepy flash drives on my doorstep but when I do I immediately put them into electronics I own to check 🤣
The best things happen
IN THE DAAAARK
I'm definitely the big meth head.
@Brian Salmeron ☻
@Brian Salmeron I know right?
Everyone gangsta till hammerman pull up
I've got some Pink Floyd's The Wall vibes.
That story was told weird yet is real I think its video is called something like 3 men one hammer it use to be something on P2P sites or programs that could be downloaded for shock value (much like the BME pain Olympics) that turned out to be real. The men were arrested when one of their parents found the footage on their computer and they currently to this day still sit in a Russian Prison.
Just as I was wondering what to listen to next, Lazy delivers.
I found a USB Stick in a Parking Lot next to a Car. There was Japanese Wrestling Videos on it.
@Gus Bandersnatch I formated the Stick shortly after. Nothing but Xbox360 Games on it now.
Narrator:"So I did what any person would do, I took the USB inside and stuck it inside my computer."
Me: *triggering from years of infosec trainings intensifies*
“In the dark”
It’s NOON, man! How is this dark? LOL!
Close your eyes 😁
Corrin Gromley LOL!
Nich Hodge Was just going to say that.
It's in Alaska during winter 😃
My house is ALWAYS dark.
HAPPY SPOOKTOBER LAZY, HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT ONE!!
So far, so spooky 💀
@@LazyMasquerade
There's really so many sick people out there!!!
Lazy masquerade is definitely making my quarantine better
I wish you had a podcast or something I’d the sort, so I could listen to your narration whilst on a long drive
"5 Creepiest Things Found on USB Flash Drives"
Randy Pitchford wants to know your location.
Wolfenstrike well, the $100 Fallout’76 season pass may help
I love how Lazy sounds so happy when the videos ends, this comfort my soul.
I love how the first story starts like, "I did what anyone else would. I took the USB drive inside and stuck it into my computer." I'm like, "NO DUMBASS!!! I would hope that most people don't do that. Anyone who isn't already aware of it since it has been shown so many times in TV shows and movies, is that certain USBs have been setup in a way to automatically download a virus or trojan program onto any computer its plugged into. So the stupidest thing you can do is plug in some random USB you find on the street into your personal device." That was a double face palm moment.
Now I remember why I decided to take a three month break from this.
I'm looking forward to listen to you narating while enjoying a cup of coffee from a Lazy Masquerade mug!
would love to hear some geocaching horrors ...pleaseeeeeee
Can you do African legend and folklore? There's many new and interesting to choose from!🤷♀️
LOL
@@WolfCourtaud ?
Person: finds usb and plugs into computer.
Workplace security training videos: *TRIGGERED*
@Lazy Masquerade you should do a live chat. Your still the best at telling these horror stories!! Been with you since the beginning! Awesome shit
Thanks for another great video Lazy. Keep up the good work 🙂 I became a Patron recently and thanks for taking the time to reply to my message the other day.
Hey Charis, no problem ~ Thanks a lot for supporting the channel!! It really helps out, and I greatly appreciate it :)
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The “photos getting progressively closer” type of story is always chilling - I’d 100% shit a brick if it ever happened to me - but it also occasionally induces a chuckle as I imagine the photos getting closer still with the final one... going up the person’s nose or something.
Gotta be honest the "Dance to any song" part got me, in any case this three are amazing, the chemistry is there and they seem to have actual fun which just makes it so entertaining.
That’s why I have security cameras and a gun.
But how willing would you be to shoot the guy in the face?
@@bipstymcbipste5641 pretty willing. If they've broken into my house I can assume they're armed. It becomes me or them. And it's not gonna be me. It's after you shoot someone it is probably the hard part. No I've never shot someone but have come to terms as a gun owner that if it came down to it the person invading my home is just as willing to kill me.
Anyone comes into my house they are getting shot dead..Simples
@Jango Is Bored I wouldn't hesitate
Jango Is Bored yeah true. Better to be armed and ready than to be a sitting duck. I own several guns, handguns, shotguns, rifles including ARs and an AK. I hope and pray i will never have to use them against someone.
I’m going stupid with this lazy Masquerade tee shirt
Its 2019 and people are still hiding spare keys under the doormat🤦♀️
The doormat and decoy porch decors are the go to spots when looking for spares. But honestly I didnt know people are steal hiding spare keys.
Some people still leave their doors unlocked. Boggles the mind. Some years back we had a young local news reporter get murdered because she was in the habit--the HABIT, mind you--of coming home from work, letting her cat out and leaving her door open so it could get back in,and then taking a shower. WITH HER DOOR OPEN. You can't be afraid of everybody, but you can't assume people won't fuck you over if you make it easy.
@@scottorr3466 facts
I love listening to you, I listen to you to relax, to sleep, even to do my homework! Thank you for being the best 😂
Don’t know what I was expecting but no. 2 finding a deadpool was a creepiness I wasn’t expecting. Love the chills though Lazy
I can just imagine the first story being about their dad trying to teach them about safety.
"Never hide a spare key under your doormat.
Love, Dad."
Here's an idea....lock your door and close your curtains/blinds at night.
Sounds like the hammer man video is the "3 guys 1 hammer" snuff videos that got popular. Very similar language and MO
I immediately thought the same, sounds exactly like it
"Hmm, a random flash drive. Let me plug it in to my personal computer and check it out..."
This helps me fall sleep. Your voice is very soothing
Lazy uploads when I’m in the car: “yesssss”
Lazy uploads when I’m at home: “yaaaaass”
Lazy uploads while I’m at work: “yeeeeesss”
Lazy uplaods anytime: “yeeehangkvujefjeis”
Gotta love getting to a video early enough that the first people are still watching, eh?
"I did what anyone would do, took it in and plugged it into my PC"
Uh... This is not what anyone would or should do with a strange flash drive. Keep your electronics secure and turn in strange flash drives to the police.
Nice update! Started binge watching all your videos this time last year so it has been nice to have some new content for the Spooky season this year!
‘I did what anyone else would do and put it in my computer’
Anyone else? What the hell! No one would do that from fear of a virus, being traced, hacked or some shit you don’t wanna get mixed up in
The first one sounds like a well to do fellow whom decided to troll someone as a warning to the possible dangers of a break in.
The scariest thing on any USB flash drive is my secret stash of pornography.
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OMG! I told my Boyfriend you finally have merch and He promised me that when he gets back from deployment he'll buy me your hoodie! ~ I'm so excited! I love you're videos, the best way to fall asleep
@Doktor Schnabel lol
You are hands sown the best narrator for creep stories. you have an excellent voice and your editing and research are the best. Keep it up!
Story one is the opening to "lost highway" except it was a vhs tape. Cant fool a lynch fan when it comes to surreal horror
In other words: I found a USB stick and despite having a brain i put it into my own computer with all my personal data because curiousity
"What was inside it?did you get a virus?"
@@pumpkin6192 jeez you must be fun at parties
@@user-uo8ny1kj4c It's a valid security concern, but... I'd not go to the paranoid route.
The guy in the first story was just trying to give him good advice lmao 😂😂
Always ready good way to start the “Lazy” day^^
I listen to your videos at work. I don't know why but keeps me focus everytime . 💙
You have one of the best channels on UA-cam thanks for all you do bro
I think the scariest thing to ever happen was when I was walking through town and this guy was blatantly following and I even went into a store to see if hed follow and he did and even waited in the store till I left, then when he followed me around a corner I showed off my abrasive attitude and asked why tf he was following me and explained that he was genuinely creepy and he just stared, then thankfully some guy walking past asked if there was a problem and the dude turned around and walked off very fast, I still to this day wonder what his plan was. It was broad day out to so I have no idea how he planned to execute whatever mission he was set on accomplishing.
The hammer killers, I think they might've been the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs.
Oooh I’ve seen that video a long time ago 2 men 1 hammer. Pretty gruesome video, they kill a dude and pull open his body while he’s gasping. Man late 2000’s shock websites were crazy
@@Laws2 i really wanna search it up but i'm scared
the name problem has been fixed Then don’t do it, who cares. I’ve seen it multiple times, there’s zero point to watching it unless you’re sick and like gore or you think you’re being edgy. No need to purposely scar yourself with something that you really shouldn’t see, it’s not worth it.
@@MandenTV theres zero point in replying to a 3 week old comment where the person probably forgot about whatever the hell they were talking abouut
the name problem has been fixed If you forgot what you were talking about when you read the fucking thread you commented in, then you’re a fucking idiot. Surprised your caregiver gave you unsupervised access to the internet.
Loving it lazy. The legion is still out here
Meep!
Great stuff as always! How about a video of terrifying alien encounters???
Got my.tees ordered! Love your narrating! You get better with each subject
Last time I came this early I slept on the couch