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Lazy masquerade can you please do a story about spain mysteries or central America stories Juan pedro Martinez gomez, David Guerrero gurvea, or maria veron story.
Hey, can you do a collab with magnetar? He's a brand new channel and he's super high quality already. He does sci-fi space horror stories id really recommend you check out and give him a shout out and boost if you can. Just a thought!
The Water Slide story sounds terrifying. But I had read up about the incident of Caleb Schwab. Truly horrific and tragic especially for the family who lost their son.
I remember seeing the woman park representative giving a statement to local news the day after the incident. She wouldn’t say exactly how Caleb died but she looked like she was going to throw up.
Dang, that water park is in my city. And the story of the boy dying on that slide was a shock to everyone. I moved abroad a couple years ago, but last I knew that slide was still up even thought that tragedy happened around 4 years ago.
The "Warning Sign" story scared the living shit out of me, I'm so glad that lazy included that elaborated and sophisticated "narration" into this video!
i love that you tell us about more story tellers because i cant find very many good ones that aren't using the robot voice lol. i always really enjoy your stories.
Unless the man was slim, lacking muscles, and short, I have no idea how the slice of pie guy, saw the person outside his window, and mistook that man for his wife.
I love how the second story starts with "I was over my boyfriend's house on a typical Friday and I ordered a pizza." But ends with "I finally called the cops but didn't know the address."
Yeah true. I live in Finland, and the whole country is considered a safe place to live in, no matter the town. But everyone still locks their doors here nonetheless.
The only thing I can think is that she called from his phone and the pizza place had his address on file and caller ID picked it up. Even then, though, how long had she been dating this guy and lived with him and had no idea what the address was? Definitely removes a lot of credibility from the story.
@@watsamyukadoraisix6240 I hate this sense of entitlement. People can see something and still refuse to believe it as if bad things happened only in the third world... Sure, we live in relative safety, but that didn't stop a classmate from trying to kill me, nor did it stop others from doing bad things to other people.
@@edi9892 Its easy to dismiss reality when you have never had any real world experience. Most of these people have probably never been punched in the face and have no idea how quickly they can become a statistic. Its not really surprising since no one seems to be interested in teaching our kids how the world actually functions and all the cold realities that come along with it. Removing all forms of adversity is the biggest mistake we could ever make for any growing child.
@@candycabngfl Agreed. I didn't have an easy life, had a dysfunctional family, got bullied in school... I was also best in class in various subjects, until an even younger kid came in by skipping a year. He was a true genius and he finished even before us. So, he started to study at maybe 16 and took on two subjects at once. However, school and university are quite different and for the first time in his life, he failed an exam. How did he respond? He climbed a tower and jumped! Now, I could act tough since I never tried anything the like, despite all my hardships, but my hardships pale by comparison with what my grandparents went through. I frankly fear that I wouldn't have been tough enough to survive that S-show they managed to survive (poverty and lawlessness of the interwar years, and obviously WWII and then being displaced and having to start from scratch again).
I love how the one story was literally 3 sentences and that's it Weirdly was my favorite just because of how easily it can be missed Short, sweet, to the point and still unsettling
I love the rationale in the 3rd story Maybe my wife has had a busy night Maybe she doesn't want to talk Maybe she didn't want a plate Maybe she just wants pie in the dark Maybe she just went upstairs with the knife in the dark All chill 😂
"Look if she wants to sit in the dark, after a busy night without talking, upstairs with a knife and some pie without a damn plate, I'm not going to ruin it for her! I'm a supportive husband."
The thing I hate about lazy is that I already heard all his stories 😭 I sometimes miss when I first discovered the channel and I had like 100hrs of scary stories
My channel does similiar videos though it does lean more towards true crime. You might find something interesting to look at while we both wait for another Lazy video.
I read a similar story to "The Rage" once: basically, there's a married couple and the husband is a totally nice guy, never lays a finger on his wife...and then one day they get into a fight over something insignificant and the dude just snaps and attacks her. She described his eyes as dead and cold. He didn't hurt her too badly or himself--I think he may have pushed her against a wall and choked her? In any case, the next day it's like it never happened. Sometimes people just snap...
well if the theory about the steroids is true maybe that guy was also on steroids, whether for the same reason, or they were taking them for a health related issue, etc
@Nick-zp8wk You can tell because she "orders a pizza at her boyfriend's house, just like any typical Friday night," but at the end, she "doesn't know her boyfriend's address that she's staying at."
I had an experience similar to the camping story once. I had just moved into a city and still had plates from the state I used to live in on my car. I was driving around at night and somehow got lost, so I turned down this street in order to turn around. Not even a minute after I'd done so, this group of 4-5 guys surrounded my car and said "Get out of here, or we'll kill you!!" and things like that. Believe me, I didn't wait around to find out if they were serious. They even chased after my car as I sped away from the street. I think that I escaped with my life that night.
Here in France you can get your car destroyed/at least graffitied in certain parts of the country if you have a license plate from Paris. (around biarritz (south west) and corsica). It just something that happens. The husband of one of my teacher is from one of these regions, and despite living in Paris suburbs, has a license plate from were he was born. These regions have a history of wanting to be independant, and in the late 90/early 2000s things were really bad.
@@schlass265 I'm glad we don't have specific regional plates like that here. That's how people in some rural or smaller town areas here would react to people from the biggest city. Although sometimes it's easy to tell when people are from the city anyway lol
My thoughts exactly! I can't help but think that there's a family out there searching for their missing relative with no clue where to look. I just hope that the people involved in this story brought it up to the police again so that another victim can be found and laid to rest.
Just after the first story (listening, not watching) “I’m not backpacking without a gun anymore...I was dating this guy about 2 months” Me: “WHY YOU DATE HIM?!....Oh...new story...”
Sound Fiction's voice sounds like Ray Liotta's voice while narrating Goodfellas. I instantly heard “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster” as soon as Convenience Store started.
@Luna Tenebra I mean a blade long enough to have some chopping capacity. Don't ask me for the exact law. It was about Germany, but I no longer live there. I've experience with Switzerland and Austria. The laws are quite different, but still absurd...
Hey Lazy, I know you have absolutely no idea who I am but I've been watching your videos ever since my freshman year of high-school. Home life wasn't the greatest, but my girlfriend and I would lay in bed and listen to your narrations whenever we got to see each other. You, Be Busta, Mr. Nightmare, and CORPSE made life a little better back then, and I am forever grateful. I'm 23 now, and am currently grinding on some OSRS while listening to this spooky new video. Thanks for the upload man, please don't ever stop. Much love from Michigan!
Lazy, I have my bell on for you and get notifications and it's great! But thumbnails like that make looking at my phone's notifications feed terrifying. 😭
"It was a safe neighborhood".. Until it wasn't, and You had to learn it the hard way.. never leave Your doors unlocked! If the guy hadn't been hungry for pie, he could have done anything.. Stay safe and hydrated, friends! ✌🏻🖤
With the first story, I've always camped close to home/where I grew up here in Arkansas - though these places would probably freak you out if you weren't from around here. We had plenty of like weird, meth hillbillies just come walking out of the woods but we just usually offered them some booze and everything ended up well. And, being close to home, I or my family would usually know said "lurkers"... Like, "Oh, that's ol Billy Joe's nephew" or something lol. I've heard people talk about camping/partying in the woods and running into at least one murderer who'd escaped prison just hiding out in the nearby woods in a cave. But I'm sure more often than not, we scared anybody hiding in the woods more than they could have possibly scared us - we would be shooting guns, running chainsaws, etc and we'd be so messed up, we probably looked like Germanic pagans or something dancing around the fire and screaming and yelling - we'd get so crazy and drunk that I've seen - on more than one occasion - someone eating live snakes and fish. One guy was walking through the woods with a cottonmouth in one hand and a flaming torch in the other hand and his own brother shot him in the arm with a 12 gauge - it was just birdshot so we just kept drinking and partying. Getting a group of rednecks together with a group of metalheads always turns out eventful. I was more of a wallflower but it was entertaining. I've also camped quite a bit in Colorado too but it was usually the bears and big cats that caused me to sleep with one eye open there. Any nearby humans were usually pothead hippies or families.
The pie story starts out so wholesome. Just hearing something along the lines of "My wife works long shifts so I decided to surprise her with my new baking skills I had been working on" is too cute It warmed my heart... then I remembered what channel this is Love everything you do, Lazy
I commend your guest speaker slash story teller. His voice has a friendly way about it so I subscribed to his channel. I hope this video increases his viewer count and in turn makes him some money eventually. Thanks for the entertainment and take care!
Love the 'true' stories, but the one about the crazed, pie-stealing madman, hiding in a pitch black dining room, holding a blade far too cumbersome for taking a slice of warm, probably drippy, apple pie easily from it's pan, to be a bit of a stretch. Ha
Can confirm that story from the Philippines. Happens quite frequently. Not just for cellphone thieves. Sometimes they put signs like "Adik ako wag tularan" (I'm an addict, don't be like me.) Or "Pusher ako wag tularan" (I'm a drug pusher, don't be like me). Crazy part is some or most of them aren't. They're killed by vigilantes or cops even before giving the opportunity to defend themselves. It's a short story, but it's scary cause it can happen to anyone here.
I'm immediately sus of the MC from the second story. They said when they called the police they didn't know their boyfriend's address, but in the beginning of the story they said they had ordered a pizza. If they didn't know their boyfriend's address, how did they order pizza?
Wish Lazy didn't include clearly fake stories. Out of the current 1.1k comments, nearly every one that mentions this story is a criticism of it's authenticity. I know I'm just an a-hole that points out these messy pieces of fiction, but even the normies that follow Lazy for the feel good stories/sleep aid are pointing it out.
@@ledarbyromeo9667 Honestly I was surprised Lazy included it, as the moment the protagonist revealed they didn't know their boyfriend's address after already establishing they ordered pizza, he should have called the story into question.
Some advice I would give to the co-narrator is to take less time between sentences. I understand it's good to have spaces but the length you take makes it a bit awkward listening to the story. Just shorten up the silence between sentences and it'll be perfect. Everything else was really good!
The christmas party one reminds me of a story a friend told me. He had gotten drunk parked his car in the garage he owned years before and walked to his new house. I just pickture some drunk guy going in the wrong house kissing the wrong wife and having a snak then realizing it was the wrong house.
If the story is real, it's probably because they didn't think about that until it was too late. How often does something like that come up in somebody's life?
The blue ringed octopus doesn't bite to inject the poison it carries instead it's more like a poison arrow frog and secretes the poison from its skin in the form of a toxic mucus which then enters the body of the attacker (from the octopus' point of view) through pores in the skin, the poison is also not fast acting and can take several minutes before it sets in. The blue ring octopus is characterized by golden brown to tan colored skin punctuated by bright blue rings, like the poison arrow frog it is pretty to look at but deadly to touch.
Warning Signs, Blue Ring Octopus, and Follower have less than three minutes of content between them yet made for the most interesting stories of the lot. Would love a video with a bunch of bite size narratives.
Homeboy is a reckless man. A wild man. He doesn't have exact tabs on the dude that stalked his wife & broke into his house holding a knife, AND approached him??? Fuck off with these fake stories.
The story about the cellphone thief with a warning sign is all too real especially during the regime of extrajudicial killings (ehem ehem Duterte) in the Philippines. It was mainly targeted on small-time drug addicts/dealers.
The octopus one is particularly scary to me. The idea of being completely aware and suffering but completely unable to move or even communicate. You're just trapped inside your own body, silently screaming. It's an existentialist sort of dread.
I never understood the concept of keeping your door unlocked even in a seemingly safe neighborhood. The Slice of Pie story is a perfect example of what could potentially happen
Your narration vids are what originally got me into this part of UA-cam: the part that's now expanded to include true crime, mysteries, ARGs, creepy internet stories, etc - I was feeling nostalgic just this morning when I saw this vid! I love listening with my morning coffee
(Spoiler) I can't believe that guy in the third story had the *audacity* to take a slice from that pie. You don't eat another man's pie. It's sacrilegious
That convenience store story sounds similar to a Japanese story with a creepy woman trashing a 24hr shop. I'm sure it was featured on this channel, too.
That roadside corpse brings back memories, albeit both cases were accidents, but they had one thing in common that I found highly unnerving. When I studied Chemistry in Germany, I drove to work and at this day, I could go late, which meant that I was driving the road at 9:00 give or take. I spotted a car wreck and it did surprise me as the road was absolutely straight and quite broad so that even a child could drive it without an issue. Even dodging something shouldn't have resulted in your car hugging a tree, but there it was a car mating a tree... When I got closer, I realized two things: 1) both the front doors were open 2) next to the driver was the corpse of a girl still hanging in her seatbelt. Then my brain started to work fast and I realized many things. She was dressed way too thin for the weather and it looked like the attire a girl may wear in a disco. Thus, I assume that it was a case of drunk driving and that the driver ran off after producing the accident. However, there's no disco that would be open all night, which meant that they must have crashed in the late night or early morning. Since then, hundreds of cars must have passed by, and yet, there was still the car wreck with a corpse inside... The second story was way closer to home. The block right next to mine had been emptied the year before and now there was noisy and absolutely annoying construction work going on. They wanted to modernize the pre-war building. So far, so normal, but that quickly ended with a loud, metallic, clang. It must have been something really massive falling onto concrete. The sound apparently caused silence as the construction noise halted immediately and nothing else was making a noise at the time. Then, I heard someone shouting. He was apparently cursing a colleague and calling him an id0t. However, his voice changed and became wordless screams, that were repeated with every breath. I was at the time preparing my breakfast and after I finished my breakfast, I was taking care of my clothes on the drying rack. So, a lot of time had passed, and this guy was still screaming in agony! When I was nearly finished with that chore, I noticed his screams died down and I almost thanked god for it as it was really getting on my nerves... 5min later, the siren of an ambulance could be heard. I then wondered what the heck took them so long, as the hospital was 10min on foot from where I lived! Later, I left the home and used the opportunity to look for the guy in charge of the construction work and I asked him what had happened. He blatantly lied to my face and told me in all seriousness that nothing had ever happened that day! I wanted to punch him in the face and tell him that I heard for the better part of an hour the screams, but I swallowed my anger and turned around...
@@backyardtortoise. I don't think so. She was a real corpse. That I'm certain and we don't usually have criminals that take a corpse with them as a bait, though, we did have a few cases, where someone got severely beaten up and then tossed on the street as a bait, though these cases have been thankfully very few. Adding a car wreck as bait is unheard of, at least to me. People usually get ambushed during parking, or someone jumps out of hiding on a road where you can't drive fast and blocks your way. That's what we have a lot (besides getting sandwiched for insurance money). Two acquaintances had this issue and in both cases, more people were in hiding. None of the targeted drivers stopped and one nearly hit that dude in front of her car...
@@edi9892 actually i'v heard many times that people pretend like they got into accident and when someone comes to check on them, they attack them. I'v even heard that girl pretend that they want to hitchhike if you let her in, she might hold you in gunpoint and may even kill you. Trusting strangers in this era is totally a no no.
Wait, she ordered a pizza, but didn't know the boyfriend's address? How did she get the 🍕? They always ask me for an address to deliver my pizza. She probably meant she was so upset she didn't remember the address, but the way it was worded just struck me as weird.
I went on the Dragon's Tail water slide at white water Atlanta which was similar to the German water slide except no rafts. I went airborne on the first drop and landed right on the 2nd one and felt like I had snapped my back in half. Caused my vision to go out in a white flash and my legs to go numb for a bit and I was really scared I had been hurt badly. Fortunately I was just bruised up from it. Makes no sense to have a ride that you can fly off of even if it's just a brief moment. Same slide had a nail or screw pop through the slide material and it damn near flayed some poor girl.
For fucks sake and I can relate to rides that give you a jump without warning like I could've been dropped 50 ft off the side of the slide one time at this waterpark in South Carolina
I can see pretty well in the dark, and I get spooked, like many do. While camping I realized that my flashlight made me kind of blind to everything not in the light, so that made me spooked. I turned off the flashlight and let my eyes adjust, and I realized I could see pretty well. So, long story short, I am a tall man that wears black walking around with no light in the darkness of a campground and ended up scaring the bejeesus out of someone that caught me in their light. Sorry guy!
I had just finished the previous video and looked for any new ones to my dismay and 14 minutes later I saw this one!!! You’re my favorite horror UA-cam by far!
Lazy this is the old content that I miss soooo dearly!!!! Please make more videos like this. No fancy stock footage, just me, a spooky picture and lazy’s voice.
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Thanks for making my Saturday 100% better, Lazy!!
Great job lazy, it's ironic how scary or sad stories can cause so much joy! 🏴🤓
Lazy masquerade can you please do a story about spain mysteries or central America stories Juan pedro Martinez gomez, David Guerrero gurvea, or maria veron story.
Very good video
Hey, can you do a collab with magnetar? He's a brand new channel and he's super high quality already. He does sci-fi space horror stories id really recommend you check out and give him a shout out and boost if you can. Just a thought!
“We live in a pretty safe neighborhood, so I left the backdoor open,” Yup, here we go again… You can never be too safe peeps.
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😂 yeah you are 💯, you would think that people would understand this already
*Safe
@@BoopBobBeep thx for the correction
Did you give your cat a nose ring? That's messed up, man.
@@JonDoe-uq1mk Nah it’s just a pic I found, it’s not my cat.
The Water Slide story sounds terrifying. But I had read up about the incident of Caleb Schwab. Truly horrific and tragic especially for the family who lost their son.
I remember seeing the woman park representative giving a statement to local news the day after the incident. She wouldn’t say exactly how Caleb died but she looked like she was going to throw up.
@Clarice Morgan How can a family who tragically lost their son be fine the next year? You don't just recover from that when you think of the trauma.
Dang, that water park is in my city. And the story of the boy dying on that slide was a shock to everyone. I moved abroad a couple years ago, but last I knew that slide was still up even thought that tragedy happened around 4 years ago.
They tore it down, and the park has closed.
I love this strange, dark and mysterious delivered in stories format.
People who talk about roid rage have never done steroids.
The "Warning Sign" story scared the living shit out of me, I'm so glad that lazy included that elaborated and sophisticated "narration" into this video!
I really enjoy all your videos. Thank you so much for the blast from the past. Broght a smile to my face and a chill down my spine.
i love that you tell us about more story tellers because i cant find very many good ones that aren't using the robot voice lol. i always really enjoy your stories.
always love the classic format
Great narration Sound Fiction. Really great 👌
Very good as always I'm working my way through the entire list of vids. Think I'm addicted. I'm from England too
Youre a pretty rad dude lazy. Keep em coming
please bring these back more often i miss them sooo fucking much. Ur new content is good but these r just always amazing
always awesome lazy :) u are
Jimmy Car of UA-cam explaining the awful . Amazing work, extreme but cool.
YES! I'VE MISSED YOUR NARRATIONS!!
@blue-ringed octopus: he "lied" there? So you mean he told untruths while on the beach receiving CPR? He LAY there! Lol. English much.😂😂
second story fake af
hey lazy - hope you are well just came back to your channel after a year out . stay well mate :)
Love the intro 💕
DAMN. every single story was bone-chilling.
Unless the man was slim, lacking muscles, and short, I have no idea how the slice of pie guy, saw the person outside his window, and mistook that man for his wife.
Why didn’t anyone cover the octopus guys eyes? That’s dumb. You let him go blind
This feels like a trip back in time, to when this channel had more spooky stories than cases. I like both though :)
A good mix sounds best to me
Definitely both are really great
I like the cases because they actually happened
I thought the same! So nice and nostalgic
@@tesseract5569 Well these stories are allegedly true too. Sure, some are fake but shit happens for real so im sure many are real.
FUCK YESSSS.
Damn we even get an old fashioned video.
Lazy’s going hard this year for sure
Big time !
are u high lol?
Harder daddy
I love how the second story starts with "I was over my boyfriend's house on a typical Friday and I ordered a pizza." But ends with "I finally called the cops but didn't know the address."
I go to my friends' houses all the tme but don't know their adresses :')
@@lorenapilipovic5261 The point being if she ordered the pizza where did she get it delivered to if she didn't know the address.
@@TWisM009 Ah yes, you're right. I totally missed that.😂
@@lorenapilipovic5261 Im calling bullshit on that story... 😂
@@lorenapilipovic5261 being super pendantic it's possible she used his account
Another great video!
People, there's no such thing as a safe neighborhood. Please don't ever leave your doors unlocked.
Yeah true. I live in Finland, and the whole country is considered a safe place to live in, no matter the town. But everyone still locks their doors here nonetheless.
I’ve missed the stories! He’s such a great narrator.
Nah that dude isn’t a great storyteller and his voice is not as pleasant. Lazy should just do lazy
The best!
Same. I'm glad he's finally going back to his roots.
Same here, missed them so much. I need them to sleep 🙂
He’s the best.
Wait, she ordered a pizza to her boyfriend's apartment...but later she doesn't know the address?
That had me so confused. Someone didnt proofread their made up stories lmao
Good catch lol 😆
The only thing I can think is that she called from his phone and the pizza place had his address on file and caller ID picked it up. Even then, though, how long had she been dating this guy and lived with him and had no idea what the address was? Definitely removes a lot of credibility from the story.
It’s because none of these stories are true
Probably she was so hopped up on adrenaline that she couldn't think straight.
Just when I was hoping for a good story video to fall asleep to. Thanks!
I thought I was the only one
I don't know who most of these YT verified people are...
Me too! 🤗
Same here
Same here
Darwin award nominees always start with "We live in a safe neighborhood".
IKR, they act like criminals can't simply walk to another neighborhood or something.
@@watsamyukadoraisix6240 I hate this sense of entitlement. People can see something and still refuse to believe it as if bad things happened only in the third world...
Sure, we live in relative safety, but that didn't stop a classmate from trying to kill me, nor did it stop others from doing bad things to other people.
bUt Im RiCh
@@edi9892 Its easy to dismiss reality when you have never had any real world experience. Most of these people have probably never been punched in the face and have no idea how quickly they can become a statistic. Its not really surprising since no one seems to be interested in teaching our kids how the world actually functions and all the cold realities that come along with it. Removing all forms of adversity is the biggest mistake we could ever make for any growing child.
@@candycabngfl Agreed. I didn't have an easy life, had a dysfunctional family, got bullied in school... I was also best in class in various subjects, until an even younger kid came in by skipping a year. He was a true genius and he finished even before us. So, he started to study at maybe 16 and took on two subjects at once. However, school and university are quite different and for the first time in his life, he failed an exam. How did he respond?
He climbed a tower and jumped!
Now, I could act tough since I never tried anything the like, despite all my hardships, but my hardships pale by comparison with what my grandparents went through. I frankly fear that I wouldn't have been tough enough to survive that S-show they managed to survive (poverty and lawlessness of the interwar years, and obviously WWII and then being displaced and having to start from scratch again).
I love how the one story was literally 3 sentences and that's it
Weirdly was my favorite just because of how easily it can be missed
Short, sweet, to the point and still unsettling
Ironically it’s called “Warning Sign” 🫣
I like how Lazy can just tell stories without loud noises or jumpscares or horrifying images. Thank you.
idk man, that thumbnail hella spooky tho.
Well, the images aren’t all pleasant…
I agree
@@lucascaruso7275 YUP!!! 🤣🤣
Don’t diss mr.nightmare like that lol
The Philippines story is how I like my short stories...10 seconds long and no time wasted
I don't mind if they're long but i hate when they talk for 3 minutes about nonsense no one cares about
[snatcher ako, wag tularan]
- warning sign
Truly, LAZY stories eh
@@AngelinaParker your pic is scary.
also fake and shitty
I love the rationale in the 3rd story
Maybe my wife has had a busy night
Maybe she doesn't want to talk
Maybe she didn't want a plate
Maybe she just wants pie in the dark
Maybe she just went upstairs with the knife in the dark
All chill 😂
if his wife is tired and just wants pie in the dark with no talking, she gets it 😂
Is that not typical for a Tuesday night? 😂
Maybe she put the knife in my lung because she thought they were filling up with fluid. I love her.
"Look if she wants to sit in the dark, after a busy night without talking, upstairs with a knife and some pie without a damn plate, I'm not going to ruin it for her! I'm a supportive husband."
The thing I hate about lazy is that I already heard all his stories 😭 I sometimes miss when I first discovered the channel and I had like 100hrs of scary stories
My channel does similiar videos though it does lean more towards true crime. You might find something interesting to look at while we both wait for another Lazy video.
Nice ch Twin.
Me too! I'm on the verge of listening to all of his stories 🥲
@@TheTwinFiles subbed
Oh this is a repeat
I miss these kind of videos so much! So glad you decided to post them again :)
Yes couldnt stand looking at a close up of his face all video again, he tried copying other UA-camrs who do that but I cant stand them either.
@@Mike--Oxmall if it didn't show up that often I wouldn't mind it.
I love Lazy but I really like the masque too
@@Mike--Oxmall I agree
I love that you brought an episode of stories back! Just like old times
I read a similar story to "The Rage" once: basically, there's a married couple and the husband is a totally nice guy, never lays a finger on his wife...and then one day they get into a fight over something insignificant and the dude just snaps and attacks her. She described his eyes as dead and cold. He didn't hurt her too badly or himself--I think he may have pushed her against a wall and choked her? In any case, the next day it's like it never happened. Sometimes people just snap...
well if the theory about the steroids is true maybe that guy was also on steroids, whether for the same reason, or they were taking them for a health related issue, etc
@@pumpkinmaryam5500 Definitely possible! Various medications (or recreational drugs/alcohol) can make people act aggressively.
Sometimes people just have enough and see that mere words won't do anything
"The Rage" was so fake and horribly written.
@Nick-zp8wk You can tell because she "orders a pizza at her boyfriend's house, just like any typical Friday night," but at the end, she "doesn't know her boyfriend's address that she's staying at."
I had an experience similar to the camping story once. I had just moved into a city and still had plates from the state I used to live in on my car. I was driving around at night and somehow got lost, so I turned down this street in order to turn around. Not even a minute after I'd done so, this group of 4-5 guys surrounded my car and said "Get out of here, or we'll kill you!!" and things like that. Believe me, I didn't wait around to find out if they were serious. They even chased after my car as I sped away from the street. I think that I escaped with my life that night.
Wow can I use that story and write a story about that
@@pavanmulani9567 Sure, go ahead!
Here in France you can get your car destroyed/at least graffitied in certain parts of the country if you have a license plate from Paris. (around biarritz (south west) and corsica). It just something that happens. The husband of one of my teacher is from one of these regions, and despite living in Paris suburbs, has a license plate from were he was born. These regions have a history of wanting to be independant, and in the late 90/early 2000s things were really bad.
@@schlass265 Y'a des endroits où il vaut mieux ne pas mettre les pieds, c'est clair
@@schlass265 I'm glad we don't have specific regional plates like that here. That's how people in some rural or smaller town areas here would react to people from the biggest city. Although sometimes it's easy to tell when people are from the city anyway lol
Someone is going to tell a story about a guy who approaches their camp and turned out to be a murderer and they never even mention his name?
My thoughts exactly! I can't help but think that there's a family out there searching for their missing relative with no clue where to look. I just hope that the people involved in this story brought it up to the police again so that another victim can be found and laid to rest.
That's because 99% of these stories are fake. Still interesting to listen to, tho.
No, the title says true stories so they're all true.
probably to prevent a redditor from tracking the original poster
Man Lazy, it’s good to hear you going back to the true scary stories!! Just like the good ole days. Lol
I know!! I literally live for these.
Just after the first story (listening, not watching)
“I’m not backpacking without a gun anymore...I was dating this guy about 2 months”
Me: “WHY YOU DATE HIM?!....Oh...new story...”
First story I was totally expecting him to say “Do you know how to get Bells Canyon?”
Yessss!!! 🤣🤣🤣 me too.
Lmao
Mr Ballens most famous story
Sound Fiction's voice sounds like Ray Liotta's voice while narrating Goodfellas. I instantly heard “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster” as soon as Convenience Store started.
Watching lazy, eating noodles, call that CREEPY PASTA
Imagine your noodles were worms crawl by around when you looked down? Now that would be some real creepy pasta.
@Vishakha I have some nice protein for you 😉
DAMN. every single story was bone-chilling.
the phillipines one was brutal, imagine losing yo life over stealing a phone 😭
“I’m not backpacking without a gun anymore.”
Why would you in the first place? lul
because they’re a gentle soul that would rather feed a bear than kill one
@Luna Tenebra I can't even carry a decent-sized knife without breaking laws...
@Luna Tenebra I mean a blade long enough to have some chopping capacity. Don't ask me for the exact law. It was about Germany, but I no longer live there. I've experience with Switzerland and Austria. The laws are quite different, but still absurd...
@@misakiumeki1620 yeah, if want to become bear shit then don’t carry a gun. I totally see your point.
I meeean, most countries DONT allow everyone to carry a gun. And I think that's a great thing personally. People are insane
Hey Lazy, I know you have absolutely no idea who I am but I've been watching your videos ever since my freshman year of high-school. Home life wasn't the greatest, but my girlfriend and I would lay in bed and listen to your narrations whenever we got to see each other. You, Be Busta, Mr. Nightmare, and CORPSE made life a little better back then, and I am forever grateful. I'm 23 now, and am currently grinding on some OSRS while listening to this spooky new video. Thanks for the upload man, please don't ever stop. Much love from Michigan!
same here. i miss when corpse did narrations. i haven't checked a in a bit tho. mr. nightmare is awsome too tho.
Where’s the girlfriend?
@@MandenTV She cheated.
@@ImAustinTopham They ain’t shit, bro.
@@ImAustinTopham sorry she had to go like that. At least you still have UA-cam horror narrators. RIP Corpse Husband narrations.
This is just like OG Lazy videos and it's perfect for my workday. I'm so pumped
Lazy, I have my bell on for you and get notifications and it's great! But thumbnails like that make looking at my phone's notifications feed terrifying. 😭
"It was a safe neighborhood".. Until it wasn't, and You had to learn it the hard way.. never leave Your doors unlocked! If the guy hadn't been hungry for pie, he could have done anything.. Stay safe and hydrated, friends! ✌🏻🖤
Perfect timing. Nothing like getting a pedicure while true horror is echoing in my ear.
The sound of your manicurist telling you that they just ran out of your favorite color lol.
Mine*
Sounds like a great Saturday for you 😊
Pedicure? Is that something to do with feet? Yuk 🥰
@@kristinawilde5931 LOL yes 😆
Story one: "and there was a storm approaching"
Don't mind Vergil, he's just in pursuit of more power.
"DESCENDING INTO THE NIIIIII-GHT!!!!"
*Savior* ! *Bloodstain* ! *Hellfire* ! *Shadow* !
*Heaven* *on* *a* *landslide* !
I love listening to these stories. You have a fantastic narrator's voice. Really draws you into the story.
My day is complete now. Whenever Lazy uploads a video it’s like an evil Christmas present. My little black heart flutters about now
Story 2 is BS. You don't know his address, yet you ordered pizza!? Bosh. Not even 'creepy' pasta.
Yea the whole "bad reaction to steroids" thing was dumb lol
We saw a crazy eyed wild man covered in blood but i thought he was probably just a moonshiner.....really guy?
"I ran into a serial killer while hiking" trope that these creative writing redditors just can't get enough of.
Storytime with Lazy is always a good time. He really sets the scene.
I had just mentioned this to my mother that I saw his nee upload notification I just didn't get a chance to hear it till now
Yeah he does
I can’t believe I’ve been watching this channel for 6 years… this video felt like a blast from the past!
With the first story, I've always camped close to home/where I grew up here in Arkansas - though these places would probably freak you out if you weren't from around here. We had plenty of like weird, meth hillbillies just come walking out of the woods but we just usually offered them some booze and everything ended up well. And, being close to home, I or my family would usually know said "lurkers"... Like, "Oh, that's ol Billy Joe's nephew" or something lol. I've heard people talk about camping/partying in the woods and running into at least one murderer who'd escaped prison just hiding out in the nearby woods in a cave. But I'm sure more often than not, we scared anybody hiding in the woods more than they could have possibly scared us - we would be shooting guns, running chainsaws, etc and we'd be so messed up, we probably looked like Germanic pagans or something dancing around the fire and screaming and yelling - we'd get so crazy and drunk that I've seen - on more than one occasion - someone eating live snakes and fish. One guy was walking through the woods with a cottonmouth in one hand and a flaming torch in the other hand and his own brother shot him in the arm with a 12 gauge - it was just birdshot so we just kept drinking and partying. Getting a group of rednecks together with a group of metalheads always turns out eventful. I was more of a wallflower but it was entertaining. I've also camped quite a bit in Colorado too but it was usually the bears and big cats that caused me to sleep with one eye open there. Any nearby humans were usually pothead hippies or families.
Dudeee you're fuckin awesome
Arkansas, or at least the area of the State you’re referring to specifically, sounds like an interesting place. Hell yeah.
You sound like my kind of people 😄
I live in Arkansas 👍
@@fourfurrypotatoes Lol. You more than likely know this to be true then - about shady camping sites, weird people in the woods, etc.
The pie story starts out so wholesome. Just hearing something along the lines of "My wife works long shifts so I decided to surprise her with my new baking skills I had been working on" is too cute
It warmed my heart... then I remembered what channel this is
Love everything you do, Lazy
I commend your guest speaker slash story teller. His voice has a friendly way about it so I subscribed to his channel. I hope this video increases his viewer count and in turn makes him some money eventually. Thanks for the entertainment and take care!
How does it feel getting back to your roots?? I didn’t realize this wasn’t one of your 205-2016 videos right away, it’s good to hear this stuff again
Love the 'true' stories, but the one about the crazed, pie-stealing madman, hiding in a pitch black dining room, holding a blade far too cumbersome for taking a slice of warm, probably drippy, apple pie easily from it's pan, to be a bit of a stretch. Ha
I'm glad that story is getting crapped on all over these comments. It's so poorly written and just so fake & dumb.
It’s true… I was there. Been out for 2 years now
Yes your wife comes home and doesn't say anything and you're going to finish your show before you get up to check on her. Ok then
Can confirm that story from the Philippines. Happens quite frequently.
Not just for cellphone thieves. Sometimes they put signs like "Adik ako wag tularan" (I'm an addict, don't be like me.) Or "Pusher ako wag tularan" (I'm a drug pusher, don't be like me).
Crazy part is some or most of them aren't. They're killed by vigilantes or cops even before giving the opportunity to defend themselves.
It's a short story, but it's scary cause it can happen to anyone here.
What why would you be killed just for being an addict
@@londongreen8449 for the sake of sending a message
@@martijnalblas1761 why can’t they just mind their own business if someone wants to use drugs?
Good
@@londongreen8449 Because the Philippines is suffering a drug and crime crisis
I'm immediately sus of the MC from the second story. They said when they called the police they didn't know their boyfriend's address, but in the beginning of the story they said they had ordered a pizza. If they didn't know their boyfriend's address, how did they order pizza?
I just asked myself this question...
It's probably fake.
Wish Lazy didn't include clearly fake stories. Out of the current 1.1k comments, nearly every one that mentions this story is a criticism of it's authenticity. I know I'm just an a-hole that points out these messy pieces of fiction, but even the normies that follow Lazy for the feel good stories/sleep aid are pointing it out.
@@ledarbyromeo9667 Honestly I was surprised Lazy included it, as the moment the protagonist revealed they didn't know their boyfriend's address after already establishing they ordered pizza, he should have called the story into question.
Counting down the days to Halloween while marathoning Lazy Masquerade videos❤️🎃
Another quality post, as per usual.
Some advice I would give to the co-narrator is to take less time between sentences. I understand it's good to have spaces but the length you take makes it a bit awkward listening to the story. Just shorten up the silence between sentences and it'll be perfect. Everything else was really good!
The christmas party one reminds me of a story a friend told me. He had gotten drunk parked his car in the garage he owned years before and walked to his new house. I just pickture some drunk guy going in the wrong house kissing the wrong wife and having a snak then realizing it was the wrong house.
Is it just me or did that first story start in the middle with no backstory or explanation?
caught me a little bit off guard too, had to rewind to make sure haha
It had backPACKstory ehe
That second story is definitely fake, she is at his house but she doesn't know his address?? That doesn't add up
Why would everyone just let the paralyzed guy stare at the sun for an hour and not put a hat or shirt over his eyes?
Because all these storys are fake
If the story is real, it's probably because they didn't think about that until it was too late. How often does something like that come up in somebody's life?
Smh, this one was infuriating!
(If it's true).
Damn.. yeah, I’d imagine not thinking to simply cover his eyes but I’d definitely get his body shaded. Sounds agonizing
Thanks, Chad. That’s what I’m sayin’.
The blue ringed octopus doesn't bite to inject the poison it carries instead it's more like a poison arrow frog and secretes the poison from its skin in the form of a toxic mucus which then enters the body of the attacker (from the octopus' point of view) through pores in the skin, the poison is also not fast acting and can take several minutes before it sets in. The blue ring octopus is characterized by golden brown to tan colored skin punctuated by bright blue rings, like the poison arrow frog it is pretty to look at but deadly to touch.
“My mom always told us her dead twin sister follows her” oh shit ok
A 30 min video from my fav horror narrator just before bed time ...Thank you so much Lazy
Nothing like getting an ad for body building supplements after the story about roid rage lol
Warning Signs, Blue Ring Octopus, and Follower have less than three minutes of content between them yet made for the most interesting stories of the lot. Would love a video with a bunch of bite size narratives.
Man dies.
@@xXDimistreoXx masterpiece *chefs kiss*
Just gonna throw this out there, because homeboy wanted a slice of pie, on that one simple urge saved his life.
Homeboy is a reckless man. A wild man. He doesn't have exact tabs on the dude that stalked his wife & broke into his house holding a knife, AND approached him??? Fuck off with these fake stories.
The story about the cellphone thief with a warning sign is all too real especially during the regime of extrajudicial killings (ehem ehem Duterte) in the Philippines. It was mainly targeted on small-time drug addicts/dealers.
The octopus one is particularly scary to me. The idea of being completely aware and suffering but completely unable to move or even communicate. You're just trapped inside your own body, silently screaming. It's an existentialist sort of dread.
"True" and "Internet" in the same sentence isn't really believable
Its true that they are stories
saying they're "TRUE" doesnt make them true.
*pays for the pizza* “why’d you do that” *PROCEEDS TO TRY AND KILL*
Roids bro. They'll change your life.
@@ledarbyromeo9667 lol
Some people get really angry about Pizza Hawaii...
I never understood the concept of keeping your door unlocked even in a seemingly safe neighborhood. The Slice of Pie story is a perfect example of what could potentially happen
Your narration vids are what originally got me into this part of UA-cam: the part that's now expanded to include true crime, mysteries, ARGs, creepy internet stories, etc - I was feeling nostalgic just this morning when I saw this vid! I love listening with my morning coffee
(Spoiler)
I can't believe that guy in the third story had the *audacity* to take a slice from that pie. You don't eat another man's pie. It's sacrilegious
That convenience store story sounds similar to a Japanese story with a creepy woman trashing a 24hr shop. I'm sure it was featured on this channel, too.
yes was a good story too one of my favorites
That roadside corpse brings back memories, albeit both cases were accidents, but they had one thing in common that I found highly unnerving.
When I studied Chemistry in Germany, I drove to work and at this day, I could go late, which meant that I was driving the road at 9:00 give or take. I spotted a car wreck and it did surprise me as the road was absolutely straight and quite broad so that even a child could drive it without an issue. Even dodging something shouldn't have resulted in your car hugging a tree, but there it was a car mating a tree... When I got closer, I realized two things:
1) both the front doors were open
2) next to the driver was the corpse of a girl still hanging in her seatbelt.
Then my brain started to work fast and I realized many things. She was dressed way too thin for the weather and it looked like the attire a girl may wear in a disco. Thus, I assume that it was a case of drunk driving and that the driver ran off after producing the accident. However, there's no disco that would be open all night, which meant that they must have crashed in the late night or early morning. Since then, hundreds of cars must have passed by, and yet, there was still the car wreck with a corpse inside...
The second story was way closer to home. The block right next to mine had been emptied the year before and now there was noisy and absolutely annoying construction work going on. They wanted to modernize the pre-war building. So far, so normal, but that quickly ended with a loud, metallic, clang. It must have been something really massive falling onto concrete. The sound apparently caused silence as the construction noise halted immediately and nothing else was making a noise at the time. Then, I heard someone shouting. He was apparently cursing a colleague and calling him an id0t. However, his voice changed and became wordless screams, that were repeated with every breath. I was at the time preparing my breakfast and after I finished my breakfast, I was taking care of my clothes on the drying rack. So, a lot of time had passed, and this guy was still screaming in agony! When I was nearly finished with that chore, I noticed his screams died down and I almost thanked god for it as it was really getting on my nerves... 5min later, the siren of an ambulance could be heard. I then wondered what the heck took them so long, as the hospital was 10min on foot from where I lived! Later, I left the home and used the opportunity to look for the guy in charge of the construction work and I asked him what had happened. He blatantly lied to my face and told me in all seriousness that nothing had ever happened that day! I wanted to punch him in the face and tell him that I heard for the better part of an hour the screams, but I swallowed my anger and turned around...
That girl was probably a bait.
@@backyardtortoise. I don't think so. She was a real corpse. That I'm certain and we don't usually have criminals that take a corpse with them as a bait, though, we did have a few cases, where someone got severely beaten up and then tossed on the street as a bait, though these cases have been thankfully very few. Adding a car wreck as bait is unheard of, at least to me.
People usually get ambushed during parking, or someone jumps out of hiding on a road where you can't drive fast and blocks your way. That's what we have a lot (besides getting sandwiched for insurance money). Two acquaintances had this issue and in both cases, more people were in hiding. None of the targeted drivers stopped and one nearly hit that dude in front of her car...
@@edi9892 actually i'v heard many times that people pretend like they got into accident and when someone comes to check on them, they attack them. I'v even heard that girl pretend that they want to hitchhike if you let her in, she might hold you in gunpoint and may even kill you. Trusting strangers in this era is totally a no no.
Bakes pie, leaves the door unlocked and someone steals it...is this Mayberry?
🤣 best reference I’ve seen all day! 🤣
Wait, she ordered a pizza, but didn't know the boyfriend's address? How did she get the 🍕? They always ask me for an address to deliver my pizza.
She probably meant she was so upset she didn't remember the address, but the way it was worded just struck me as weird.
That’s why I stopped listening to these stories, for the most part. Once you catch one lie in a story, you catch all the others.
I was wondering when Lazy would post again. Happy October everyone!
I went on the Dragon's Tail water slide at white water Atlanta which was similar to the German water slide except no rafts. I went airborne on the first drop and landed right on the 2nd one and felt like I had snapped my back in half. Caused my vision to go out in a white flash and my legs to go numb for a bit and I was really scared I had been hurt badly. Fortunately I was just bruised up from it.
Makes no sense to have a ride that you can fly off of even if it's just a brief moment. Same slide had a nail or screw pop through the slide material and it damn near flayed some poor girl.
That's awful
For fucks sake and I can relate to rides that give you a jump without warning like I could've been dropped 50 ft off the side of the slide one time at this waterpark in South Carolina
That's f****ing nuts. The nail incident seems disturbing if it did happen
@@chrisvela4860 the 80s were different time
I can see pretty well in the dark, and I get spooked, like many do. While camping I realized that my flashlight made me kind of blind to everything not in the light, so that made me spooked. I turned off the flashlight and let my eyes adjust, and I realized I could see pretty well. So, long story short, I am a tall man that wears black walking around with no light in the darkness of a campground and ended up scaring the bejeesus out of someone that caught me in their light. Sorry guy!
I had just finished the previous video and looked for any new ones to my dismay and 14 minutes later I saw this one!!! You’re my favorite horror UA-cam by far!
Was so excited to get this notification! You’re my favorite scary story narrator. :)
"True" stories
There some crazy fucked up shit out there but some of these are horror movie plots.
Another Lazy video just when I'm in the horror spirit, perfect.
Lazy this is the old content that I miss soooo dearly!!!! Please make more videos like this. No fancy stock footage, just me, a spooky picture and lazy’s voice.
That stock footage can be so annoying. Especially the one of the 2 'detectives' posing for the camera