immune system go outside whenever you want in the springtime nice thank-you immune system I get cut by stick immune system says don't worry about it it'll heal just got stung by a bee immune system burn it with fire in power of Christ compel you
My friend is allergic to her own skin. HER OWN SKIN! SHE LITERALLY CANNOT TOUCH HERSELF!! HER BODY JUST SAYS "OH GOD NO NOT MYSELF AHHHHHHHHH ACTIVATE EXPLOSION!!!" I SWEAR TO MY DEAR LORD JESUS PRAISE THE GENIES THAT IF SHE TOUCHES HERSELF SHE NEEDS LIKE 200 EPIPENS! UGH!
I'm allergic to cats... but cats love me, so they always come up to me and purr and sit on me while I'm screaming "NO! KITTY! STOP! I'M GOING TO SNEEZE ON YOUR FA-" *sneezes*, *cat hisses and leaves* "NO, KITTY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOO!"
Who's Steven? Are they an actual person who helps Toby with his videos, or is it just his random way at yelling at someone (to blame someone else or something)?
The wound is usually larger and harder to treat with stabs. Also, usually, you get stabbed multiple times. Many people only ever get shot once in bad situations. Both are horrible, though.
Dandelions are everywhere so is the fluff people blow off of them. Dust is everywhere. Cleaning products smell good , and are everywhere. Bee's are everywhere and both my cousin's, my grandparents, and my great aunt and uncle's keep bee's so they can get free honey. Cats are everywhere, one of my best friends has a cat, my grandparents have 2/two cats, my cousin's used to have three cat's, my other grandparents neighbor used to have a cat, I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE cats. I know how you feel. *in the background* World are you trying to kill me.
I'm allergic to maple trees. And it just so happens that maple trees are abundant were I live. AND I F**KING LOVE TO GO OUTSIDE. Why does it seem that people with allergies like something but their allergic to it?! So when I walk outside, my nose starts bleeding for no reason. My body's just like "OH NO! MAPLE POLLEN! OKAY!! WHAT TO DO, LET'S MAKE THE NOSE BLEED! THAT WILL DEFINITELY HELP!"
I despise allergies. I can't go through a day without sneezing. I have to take meds daily so that I won't sneeze. I hope I'm not a bit allergic to cats, I love cats so much, and I love my cat. :c
What I hate is when you're not allergic to anything, and yet your body is all like "hey, i'm gonna randomly break out in a shit ton of hives in uncomfortable places!" This has been happening to me since October! No one can figure out why. That's my "allergy" story lol.
My grandma has been in the hospital so I, the only person in the family with cat allergies, gets to take care of her cat. The one room he can't get in is my room, but my mum is like "DAVIE COME HAVE DINNER IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH ME"And I'm just like"Ma. It's either eating alone or me dying because you know that cat is gonna climb all over me."
I have allergies in the spring, and when ever I want to go outside to see the prettiness of spring and stuff, my body is just like: "OH, I'M JUST GONNA MAKE YOUR EYES ITCH AND GET ALL WATERY, AND MAKE YOU SNEEZE EVERY TWO MINUTES!!!!" AND I'M JUST LIKE: "NO STOP IT BODY! WHY DO YOU DO THE TO ME!?!"
LOL! Tobuscus, you should do more rants, and a little suggestion, do a rant about slow loading. I mean, its so annoying how sometimes when you watch a video, it takes a while to load and there's a lot of pauses because it needs to load. IT'S SO ANNOYING!
I get a dog and the next thing i know i have swollen eyes and a dripping nose. BAM! I go to the doctors and he sais im Frikin allergic to grapes. Im like I EAT GRAPES ALL THE F*boop*ing time doode! He sais " oh well that can develop and it doesnt have to be there from the beginning." Well THANK YOU DOODE . I hope that you can sleep at night! Telling people after 13 f*boop*ing years that theyre allergic to a delicious bite sized fruit! And I hope hes right that its not the dog coz i like my dog.
One day, me and my brother were doing dares, and he dared me to eat a spoonful of peanut butter in one bite, (which was hard because I was only 6) I accepted the dare, but I guess my stomach couldn't handle it because I threw up moments later. A week past and I coincidently had an allergist' appointment and we discovered I was allergic to peanuts, although, the barfing didn't come from the peanut butter, in fact, if I was able to completely digest it I may not have been alive today. Thanks for reading my incredibly long comment, you get a free triangle ∆
I never really feel good cause I'm somewhat allergic (not deathly) to cats but everyday I'm like FUCK IT and I hug and play with cats all day but I sneeze like fuck!
the worst time in my life had to be when i was at my grandma's house (she smokes and i have asthma) and i was laying on the bed for about an hour... then grandma walked in and gave me that one medicine in the first aid kit that's supposed to help stuff like that and OH LUCKY FOR ME, that's when i figured out i was highly allergic to that medicine! first time i ever went to the ER.
i don't have allergies but my brother is allergic to grass. WHAT?! brother's body, grass is a freakin natural thing and you don't have to make bad stuff happen when grass is here. IT IS GRAAAAASSSS!!!! GRASS ISN'T A UNDERCOVER BOMB! unless it is. how are you even allergic to that?!?!?!?! did an ancestor eat some and say "ah crap that's nasty, my great great a thousand greats later's body will blow up if he comes in contact with it!
i cant walk outside without getting a stuffed up nose. one time the school bully dropped a couple itchy bombs down my jacket... next day im at home away from school. good thing i go to a school thats itchy bomb free now. but theres a heckalot of pollen. GODDANGIT NOSE.
BlueDiglettGaming oh yeah on top of that I CANT EAT AT JIMMY JOHNS CAUSE THEY R LIK O YEA SORRY MAM (talkin to my mom) WE DONT HAVE ANY CHEESE EXCEPT PROVOLONE SORRY!
I'm allergic to peppers, any kind of peppers, including regular cracked black pepper. It's so hard to eat out when every place seasons everything with salt and pepper during prep.
I'm allergic to fury animals, (I want to become a vet,) hair, grass and just about any liquid gives me rashes (tears, chlorine, salty water, ect) I'm allergic to heat and sweaty skin. WHY!
I allergic to pollen (I don't remember what its called but it looks like those wishing flowers) WHICH I'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE 8 YEARS BEFORE I GOT THE ALLERGY! and I seriously don't care if I was allergic to peanuts (which im not) I don't even like peanuts
I love cats and I would get 1 but my Dad is allergic to cats. He is also allergic to cucumber and KFC. I love KFC and I only have it very occasionally because it makes him so sick. :( I am allergic to some types of medicine and I am also allergic to certain flowers and grass. :(
I'm allergic to dairy, cats, pollen and dust mites. DAIRY, CATS, POLLEN AND DUST MITES. Which basically means no delicious food, cuddly kitties, being able to step outside, or have any plushies, stuffed animals, fuzzies, cuddlies, or ANYTHING CUTE AND ADORABLE. I can't even go outside to admire bunnies! HOW CAN I LIVE WITHOUT BUNNIES?!?!?!?
I hate when i go into a room and forget why I went into the room in the first place like you obviously went into the room for a reason you should remember why you went in there. it's not hard to remember it was literally 5 seconds ago that you thought "I'm going to enter this room" GOD DANGIT
I'm the only one in my family who's not allergic to something, only mold and Spring (which EVERYONE has). My eldest sister is allergic to fruit and shellfish, my other allergic to yeast. Eldest used to be able to eat cooked fruit but now it just gets worse and worse...
I remember when I first saw this video, I was wondering why Toby would do a rant about something that's pretty much out of our control (for the most part). But then I remembered that James Rolfe's _You Know What's BS!?_ had an episode on temperature.
I have hayfever and when ever I go out side when th pollen count is high I will not be able to go out side as my face will swell up. Thanks a lot Mother Nature now I can't go out IN THE FRICKIN SUMMER BECAUSE IM ALERGIC TO SOMETHING INVISIBLE!
Dairy allergies are literally the worst. People literally think EGGS are DAIRY. WHY?! WHY WOULD EGGS BE DAIRY?! Also, when I go to a restaurant, the most crushing feeling is when I ask if something, say FRIED CALAMARI my FAVORITE FOOD has milk, IT ALWAYS DOES! And then I'm stuck there putting salt on my finger and tasting it while everyone is CRUNCHIN AWAY. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DESSERTS. You know how hard it is to find a cool themed dairy-free birthday cake? No, you don't, BECAUSE YOU'RE LUCKY. I HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THESE THINGS.
I HATE ALLERGIES! When I was 4 I ate a peanut cookie and then 5 mins I am rushed to the emergency room! And now everyone in my school and at home are eating peanuts and I'm like! I WANT ONE!!!
I didn't think I was allergic to anything until I gave blood for the first time and they used Iodine to clean my arm. When I took off the bandage I had a big itchy rash that stayed for 2 weeks. Long story short, allergies are more than annoying, they are serious and deadly (for some people).
In Texas there is a restaurant called Texas Roadhouse AND my cousin is allergic to peanuts...AND THE RESTAURANT has peanut shells EVERYWHERE and there is barrels FILLED with peanuts for waiting SO MY COUSIN CANT GO
I'm allergic to peanuts but I don't care all too much. People always say "OH YOUR MISSING OUT ON SO MUCH" and I'm all like "I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER TASTED ONE AND I DON'T WANT TO!!" That and the smell just reminds me of death for whatever reason.
Guess what toby... IM ALLERGIC TO THE AWESOME SPRING, I'm sneezing and sniffing SOOOOOO much that I should just stay inside for the next two months. DANG IT
Sometimes I'll be having a day where I stay inside and do nothing, and my allergies don't show up. BUT SOMETIMES ILL BE HAVING FUN AND THEN I SNEEZE ONCE AND MY BODY LAUNCHES A FULL OUT ALLERGY ATTACK BECAUSE ONE PIECE OF HAIR HITS MY NOSE GOSH DANGIT!!!!!!
"Meow" "..OH GAWD RUN RUNNN!!!!!" o3o "Oh wait it's so cute... I'll just pet it for a little bit :)" Brain: "No NOO WAIT WAIT NO I DIDN'T PREPARE FOR THIS!!" "haha.. what?" *explodes*
I'm allergic to penicillin. Some diseases are only curse by penicillin. If I ever get those diseases, I'm freaking screwed. THANKS A LOT BODY!
I'm allergic to penicillin to.
Also I know right I'm freaking screwed as well!!!
(jacksepticeye reference in 3. 2. 1. --> FUCKA YOU BODY!!!)
Emily Moglia ME TOO
Theres all kinds of antibiotics calm down
Me too
"You know your body can be allergic to it's own hair? What an idiot!"
Laughed so hard!
Immune System: I protect you
Me: Thx
*pollen lands on face*
Immune System: *gasps*
*punches me in the face*
For me
Immune system: I will protect you
Me: thanks
Pollen: YO WAZZUP?
Immune system: *Grabs knife and stabs me a bunch*
Me : God dangit WHYYYYY
Me
Immune system:imma protect you
Height: I'm not an allergy.
Me: Height, go fall off of a cliff.
exactly!
immune system go outside whenever you want in the springtime
nice thank-you immune system
I get cut by stick immune system says don't worry about it it'll heal
just got stung by a bee
immune system burn it with fire in power of Christ compel you
Ugh same stupid body
I love breathing and laughing, but I have asthma, AND WHENEVER I BREATH OR LAUGH TOO MUCH I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA DIE!!!!
Sssaaaaammmmeeeee!
+That Sentrys A Spy I also have silent sneezes so when my allergies get out of whack people think I'm having a seizure
+Gumi Megpoid Me too!!!! Finally people like me!
I can relate ASTHMA WHY?!
IKR I have asthma to
My friend is allergic to her own skin. HER OWN SKIN! SHE LITERALLY CANNOT TOUCH HERSELF!! HER BODY JUST SAYS "OH GOD NO NOT MYSELF AHHHHHHHHH ACTIVATE EXPLOSION!!!" I SWEAR TO MY DEAR LORD JESUS PRAISE THE GENIES THAT IF SHE TOUCHES HERSELF SHE NEEDS LIKE 200 EPIPENS! UGH!
Ohh......my GOSH
I'm allergic to cats... but cats love me, so they always come up to me and purr and sit on me while I'm screaming "NO! KITTY! STOP! I'M GOING TO SNEEZE ON YOUR FA-" *sneezes*, *cat hisses and leaves* "NO, KITTY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOO!"
I love how the advertisement before I watched this video was for an allergy relief nasal spray.
Who's Steven? Are they an actual person who helps Toby with his videos, or is it just his random way at yelling at someone (to blame someone else or something)?
I think stevens real. You see him in the comic-con videos...i think
Im just not sure 😂
No he's fake it's just a running joke going since he started his channel xD
megadan2k15 like when jack septic eye goes "MA HEY MA!"
Quote_Plays so true!
Water needs to taste like Mt. Dew
***** wait, that's creepy, right when i read that, he said dew from a mountain should taste like mountain dew. That's creepy.
No he needs to do is to taste like root beer
Then we would all die. Maybe.
Yeah dude
agreed
why is "getting stabbed" more deadly than "getting shot"?
The wound is usually larger and harder to treat with stabs. Also, usually, you get stabbed multiple times. Many people only ever get shot once in bad situations. Both are horrible, though.
Cause getting stabbed it doesn't make noise and they could stab them in the throat
It would hurt. Idk
because a knife will damage you on the way in and out unlike a bullet that goes straight through you body
It depends but getting stabbed is more deadly because bullet are smaller and if the knife stays it hurts more ouch.
I'm allergic to peanuts (really badly, too), trees, grass, dust, mold, and anything fuzzy.
This world's trying to kill me.
Dandelions are everywhere so is the fluff people blow off of them. Dust is everywhere. Cleaning products smell good , and are everywhere. Bee's are everywhere and both my cousin's, my grandparents, and my great aunt and uncle's keep bee's so they can get free honey. Cats are everywhere, one of my best friends has a cat, my grandparents have 2/two cats, my cousin's used to have three cat's, my other grandparents neighbor used to have a cat, I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE cats.
I know how you feel.
*in the background*
World are you trying to kill me.
Ashley1epic You're allergic to nature
I'm allergic to fire ants
I feel you so hard bro
+Talia Precaido same here
WHAT'S A PEANUT GONNA DO,
-Tobuscus
BECOME PEANUT BUTTER
I'm allergic to maple trees. And it just so happens that maple trees are abundant were I live. AND I F**KING LOVE TO GO OUTSIDE. Why does it seem that people with allergies like something but their allergic to it?! So when I walk outside, my nose starts bleeding for no reason. My body's just like "OH NO! MAPLE POLLEN! OKAY!! WHAT TO DO, LET'S MAKE THE NOSE BLEED! THAT WILL DEFINITELY HELP!"
omg i am allergic to cats, dust, pollen, rats, and horses! like all my favorite things! except dust i dont really love that...
and i sneezed in this video because i have two cats
Rainbow Brush Then Bless You.
No offence but why do u have cats when u r allergic to them?
Amber Phoenix Probably because of someone else in their family who likes cats a lot.
Amber Phoenix Also, PHOENIXES ARE AWESOME!
I despise allergies. I can't go through a day without sneezing. I have to take meds daily so that I won't sneeze. I hope I'm not a bit allergic to cats, I love cats so much, and I love my cat. :c
I stopped being allergic to cats when I was 9
I think I'm allergic to cats a little... and yet I have 2 kittens...
*Grabs glass of water and drinks it*
YOU WANT ME TO DRINK YOU!!!!?? YOU NEED TO STEP IT UP!!!!!!!
*Throws water bottle across the room*
When did the glass turn into a bottle?
Otamegane glitch
What I hate is when you're not allergic to anything, and yet your body is all like "hey, i'm gonna randomly break out in a shit ton of hives in uncomfortable places!" This has been happening to me since October! No one can figure out why. That's my "allergy" story lol.
MORE RANTS !!
you should make more rants
My grandma has been in the hospital so I, the only person in the family with cat allergies, gets to take care of her cat. The one room he can't get in is my room, but my mum is like "DAVIE COME HAVE DINNER IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH ME"And I'm just like"Ma. It's either eating alone or me dying because you know that cat is gonna climb all over me."
I have allergies in the spring, and when ever I want to go outside to see the prettiness of spring and stuff, my body is just like: "OH, I'M JUST GONNA MAKE YOUR EYES ITCH AND GET ALL WATERY, AND MAKE YOU SNEEZE EVERY TWO MINUTES!!!!" AND I'M JUST LIKE: "NO STOP IT BODY! WHY DO YOU DO THE TO ME!?!"
IRK!
its called hay-fever,i get it to.:(
I hate allergies ,voice commands ,being asked to be someone's internet girlfriend ,and trolls.
Exact same feeling. ESPECIALLY THOSE LAST 2! Even though I'm a boy..XD
Lol
Random people asking people they don't know to be their girlfriend/boyfriend for no apparent reason.
I have no allergies. I'M IMMUNE, BITCHES!!!
same
ditto
We are an elite subset of people who are blessed
now lets go head first into some zombies!
I don't have them either.
well I am allergic to cats, doge, and antifreeze. dat last one doe
Such allergy, much badness
Rip
I could also die from being near a cat
LOL! Tobuscus, you should do more rants, and a little suggestion, do a rant about slow loading. I mean, its so annoying how sometimes when you watch a video, it takes a while to load and there's a lot of pauses because it needs to load. IT'S SO ANNOYING!
Argh, the docs haven't found any allergies for me so far....
Is it even possible to not be allergic to anything?
Kelsey Holtgrieve i did not get that at first then I figured it out. (hint: initials).
I get a dog and the next thing i know i have swollen eyes and a dripping nose. BAM! I go to the doctors and he sais im Frikin allergic to grapes. Im like I EAT GRAPES ALL THE F*boop*ing time doode! He sais " oh well that can develop and it doesnt have to be there from the beginning." Well THANK YOU DOODE . I hope that you can sleep at night! Telling people after 13 f*boop*ing years that theyre allergic to a delicious bite sized fruit! And I hope hes right that its not the dog coz i like my dog.
This made my day Lmfao
my comment you mean?
F*ck grapes have anti freeze
Wait so u get a dog...... And suddenly ur like f*** that! I'm allergic to grapes. Where did grapes come from when u said u just got a dog
Yeah
I just looked and there is an Epipen ad up in the corner. MIND BLOWN
One day, me and my brother were doing dares, and he dared me to eat a spoonful of peanut butter in one bite, (which was hard because I was only 6) I accepted the dare, but I guess my stomach couldn't handle it because I threw up moments later. A week past and I coincidently had an allergist' appointment and we discovered I was allergic to peanuts, although, the barfing didn't come from the peanut butter, in fact, if I was able to completely digest it I may not have been alive today.
Thanks for reading my incredibly long comment, you get a free triangle ∆
Thank you for the triangle and I'm glad nothing happened to you
I'm actually the lucky one. I'm not allergic to anything.
NOR I
Same here but not some weird plastic rubber xD
YOU ARE OUTRAGOUS. LOL JOKEZ! I'M SO KEWL!
me too :P
ShinyLetsPlayer You are weird.
I never really feel good cause I'm somewhat allergic (not deathly) to cats but everyday I'm like FUCK IT and I hug and play with cats all day but I sneeze like fuck!
My life.
I know how you fell
It's so freaking weird
Cat fur iritates my eyes, but dog hair doesn't do shit
Daniel Read That's exactly what I have.
I miss this time of UA-cam
"Mmm! That's way better than the cocktails Molotov makes." LMAO still gold!
go to 1:50. Keep replaying.
I have a cat named peanut.Seriously
the worst time in my life had to be when i was at my grandma's house (she smokes and i have asthma) and i was laying on the bed for about an hour... then grandma walked in and gave me that one medicine in the first aid kit that's supposed to help stuff like that and OH LUCKY FOR ME, that's when i figured out i was highly allergic to that medicine! first time i ever went to the ER.
i dont have any alergies :D
lol last words is ''AWWWW'
I'm allergic to cats, now read my username and feel sorry for me.
🙀I feel sorry for you
Yeah...that's irony
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***** subscribe to meeeeeeee pleeeeeaaaaassssseeeee
FateCat im allergic to baby pouter
Can we bring these back.... PLEASE
i don't have allergies but my brother is allergic to grass. WHAT?! brother's body, grass is a freakin natural thing and you don't have to make bad stuff happen when grass is here. IT IS GRAAAAASSSS!!!! GRASS ISN'T A UNDERCOVER BOMB! unless it is. how are you even allergic to that?!?!?!?! did an ancestor eat some and say "ah crap that's nasty, my great great a thousand greats later's body will blow up if he comes in contact with it!
this one should be picked next rant :P
i get red itchy spots all over when i roll in grass. WHY I CANT ENJOY THE SIMPLE PLEASURE OF ROLLING IN THE GRASS!!!
IKR!? I used to be allergic to all grass, but now I'm only allergic to it when it's wet
I am allergic to grass to, as well as pollen and weeds. I can't go outside in spring basically.
I get hay fever from long grass and it's horrible >_< constant sneezing, runny nose and itchy eyes like wtf.
I'm allergic to pollen and dust. In other words I'm sneezing all dang year.
IM ALLERGIC TO GRASS AND TREES! I can't walk outside without getting a rash. God dangit body!
i cant walk outside without getting a stuffed up nose. one time the school bully dropped a couple itchy bombs down my jacket... next day im at home away from school. good thing i go to a school thats itchy bomb free now. but theres a heckalot of pollen. GODDANGIT NOSE.
BlueDiglettGaming
oh yeah on top of that I CANT EAT AT JIMMY JOHNS CAUSE THEY R LIK O YEA SORRY MAM (talkin to my mom) WE DONT HAVE ANY CHEESE EXCEPT PROVOLONE SORRY!
*****
my friend is allergic to grass, he says it makesz him itch
Im allergic to stupid people.
Oh, shut up
I'm allergic to peppers, any kind of peppers, including regular cracked black pepper. It's so hard to eat out when every place seasons everything with salt and pepper during prep.
Im suuuuper allergic to cats AND I HATE IT!!!! I love cats though!!
I feel your pain and my aunt has 2 cats 1 dog faaaaaaaaaaak
Who has seen Nemo when the sea horse says I'm h2o in tolerant
I am not allergic to ANYTHING! Not even poison ivy effects me!
Just like me lol
this ia hilarious even watching 2
my sister laughed so hard
i still think about this video every time my allergies start acting up in 2019 my late elementary/early middle school self would be proud
terrablue owo i love this vid rip toby
what ever happened to the rants?
I am allergic to grass.... I play baseball and soccer, two sports where you play on grass!!!!! Why!!!
I ALERGIC TO GRASS TOO
Oh my gosh finally!!!! Nobody believes that I'm allergic to grass!!!!!!
I'm allergic to fury animals, (I want to become a vet,) hair, grass and just about any liquid gives me rashes (tears, chlorine, salty water, ect) I'm allergic to heat and sweaty skin.
WHY!
Harrison W
Thats a little sad
I don't really care. I try to show that it doesn't hurt and then (psychologically) it doesn't hurt.
I allergic to pollen (I don't remember what its called but it looks like those wishing flowers) WHICH I'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE 8 YEARS BEFORE I GOT THE ALLERGY! and I seriously don't care if I was allergic to peanuts (which im not) I don't even like peanuts
I think its called hay fever
I am allergic to the cold.
Dandelions?
no its like on trees or something but it looks like dandelions
DipandWillowProductions buttercups?
I JUST SNEEZED! AFTER WATCHING HIS VIDEOS FOR 4 YEARS!
Allergic to 5 types of grass. I pretty much can't go out almost all summer. Thanks body.
me too.
***** I feel your pain
+Laura K. The made a cure.
y altschuler yeah but I'm not going to eat some medicine every day for years thank u no
Laura K. Your choice...I respect it but....it's your choice.
im allergic to STAINLESS STEEL! i can't wear a watch cuz it gives me ALLERGIC CONTACT DERMATITIS!
I love cats and I would get 1 but my Dad is allergic to cats. He is also allergic to cucumber and KFC. I love KFC and I only have it very occasionally because it makes him so sick. :( I am allergic to some types of medicine and I am also allergic to certain flowers and grass. :(
You know how flowers have pollen in them?!?!?!?!?! WELL I CANT GO NEAR POLLEN OR FLOWERS WITHOUT SNEEZING!!!!!!!!
I'm not allergic to anything!! YAY!!
me tooooooooooo :)
Me three :b
Liar. Everyone is allergic to mosquito saliva. In your faces.
***** No we're not. Stop being a hater. In your face!
My mom is allergic to cats.
I like kitties.
Sadly, we can't have them, even though cats are better than dogs.
cats r much much much better than dogs
Yes, they are.
Especially when they're kittens.
HungerGamesFan88 ya they are so cute and WHY DOES MY MOM HAVE TO BE ALLERGIC TO CATS? WHY!?!?!?!?!?!
WRONG!!!!!!!!!
First of all cats suck and are seductive annoying beasts. Second I am allergic and hate them, so meh.
Dogs are better cats are just lazy and they attack u for no reason
Allergies: Pineapples and Kiwi
Thoughts: Why the fuck was I born if I can't eat PINEAPPLES?! (don't really care about kiwis ._.)
It's okay i'm allergic to pineapples :c
Gabby Minor ToT We are cursed~!
;~;
Gabby Minor ;^; hug?
/);~;(\ HUG MEEEE :C
I CANT EVEN WALK OUTSIDE WITH MY NOSE LEAKING... LIKE WHOS NOSE LEEKS... AAAHHH ITS GRASS OH NO
Every time I sneeze my face explodes
I am allergic to AUNTS dang autocorrect I said Ants
I'm allergic to cats, too. I feel you Tobuscus.
But I always cuddle them if I found any, and then I always feel really sick after that :'(
I'm allergic to dairy, cats, pollen and dust mites. DAIRY, CATS, POLLEN AND DUST MITES. Which basically means no delicious food, cuddly kitties, being able to step outside, or have any plushies, stuffed animals, fuzzies, cuddlies, or ANYTHING CUTE AND ADORABLE. I can't even go outside to admire bunnies! HOW CAN I LIVE WITHOUT BUNNIES?!?!?!?
It’s 2021 and this video randomly popped in my head.
Five years later, I still laugh at this. Thank you Toby XD You are the best!
I hate when i go into a room and forget why I went into the room in the first place like you obviously went into the room for a reason you should remember why you went in there. it's not hard to remember it was literally 5 seconds ago that you thought "I'm going to enter this room" GOD DANGIT
I'm the only one in my family who's not allergic to something, only mold and Spring (which EVERYONE has). My eldest sister is allergic to fruit and shellfish, my other allergic to yeast. Eldest used to be able to eat cooked fruit but now it just gets worse and worse...
I remember when I first saw this video, I was wondering why Toby would do a rant about something that's pretty much out of our control (for the most part). But then I remembered that James Rolfe's _You Know What's BS!?_ had an episode on temperature.
3 years anniversary of this video
I have hayfever and when ever I go out side when th pollen count is high I will not be able to go out side as my face will swell up. Thanks a lot Mother Nature now I can't go out IN THE FRICKIN SUMMER BECAUSE IM ALERGIC TO SOMETHING INVISIBLE!
Dairy allergies are literally the worst. People literally think EGGS are DAIRY. WHY?! WHY WOULD EGGS BE DAIRY?! Also, when I go to a restaurant, the most crushing feeling is when I ask if something, say FRIED CALAMARI my FAVORITE FOOD has milk, IT ALWAYS DOES! And then I'm stuck there putting salt on my finger and tasting it while everyone is CRUNCHIN AWAY. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DESSERTS. You know how hard it is to find a cool themed dairy-free birthday cake? No, you don't, BECAUSE YOU'RE LUCKY. I HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THESE THINGS.
Flour and egg with vanilla extract and sugar cake with frosting?
"That's WAY better than the cocktails Molotov makes!" XD
Disney villains are allergic to GETTING SHOT GETTING STABED GETTING SOMETHING BROKEN AND FALLING
Whenever I try to hug my pet bunny, my eyes and nose just go CRAZY
i watched this in 2024 and had so much nostalgia (along with many reasons why I'm the way I am)
i miss these
"I'm allergic to outside and I might die from severe snot-loss." That's the excuse I use to get out of P.E. lessons.
Darn all-year-round hay fever!
"THEY DIDN'T CUT IT SHORT ENOUGH!!! AHHHHH!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my glob I'm laughing like a freaking paycho.
I am only allergic to Bermuda grass,which living in Texas it is everywhere
I got an allergy commercial before this....
*I CAN FINALLY JOIN THE CLUB*
As a person with a peanut allergy I can confirm this is accurate
PLZ make more I LOVE these
Oh my god this is hilarious 😂😂😂
Toby make more of these!
I HATE ALLERGIES! When I was 4 I ate a peanut cookie and then 5 mins I am rushed to the emergency room! And now everyone in my school and at home are eating peanuts and I'm like! I WANT ONE!!!
so true water needs to step it up. my mom is allergic to cats too. were great fans
I didn't think I was allergic to anything until I gave blood for the first time and they used Iodine to clean my arm. When I took off the bandage I had a big itchy rash that stayed for 2 weeks. Long story short, allergies are more than annoying, they are serious and deadly (for some people).
I'm allergic to FREAKIN GRASS! Every time my mom mows the lawn, she'll come back in and I'll be like "Heeeeeyyyyy..." My nose all runny!
1:19 coming back to this and now im wondering if antifreeze tastes good
In Texas there is a restaurant called Texas Roadhouse AND my cousin is allergic to peanuts...AND THE RESTAURANT has peanut shells EVERYWHERE and there is barrels FILLED with peanuts for waiting SO MY COUSIN CANT GO
I am allergic to pollen...
All the other people:''Yeahhh!! spring time!''
Me: *locks self in room and turns on computer and watches youtube videos*
My most favourite rant
I'm allergic to peanuts but I don't care all too much. People always say "OH YOUR MISSING OUT ON SO MUCH" and I'm all like "I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER TASTED ONE AND I DON'T WANT TO!!" That and the smell just reminds me of death for whatever reason.
“Dew from a mountain should taste like Mountain Dew.”
yes
I’m allergic to heaps of stuff and this was absolutely hilarious.
Guess what toby... IM ALLERGIC TO THE AWESOME SPRING, I'm sneezing and sniffing SOOOOOO much that I should just stay inside for the next two months. DANG IT
Peanuts are like, my favorite food, but MY BROTHER HAS FREAKING ALLERGIES!!
Sometimes I'll be having a day where I stay inside and do nothing, and my allergies don't show up. BUT SOMETIMES ILL BE HAVING FUN AND THEN I SNEEZE ONCE AND MY BODY LAUNCHES A FULL OUT ALLERGY ATTACK BECAUSE ONE PIECE OF HAIR HITS MY NOSE GOSH DANGIT!!!!!!
Me: eats bread (or any wheat/barley)
Body: OH GOD EVERYTING IS INFECTED USE THE WHEAT AS A LAXITIVE POOP EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE
"Meow"
"..OH GAWD RUN RUNNN!!!!!"
o3o
"Oh wait it's so cute... I'll just pet it for a little bit :)"
Brain: "No NOO WAIT WAIT NO I DIDN'T PREPARE FOR THIS!!"
"haha.. what?"
*explodes*
I needz more rants.