Now That's What I Call A Tory Christmas Party
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- Опубліковано 23 гру 2021
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Presenting... Now That's What I Call A Tory Christmas
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Brilliant!
"We're gonna have a party ton-...a work meeting tonight"
😂😂😂😂
I’m glad I found someone brave enough to say it. I was avoiding it, in the thought of them still doing executions.
Joe please release the whole tracks and album we could have made any of these Christmas no.1 I wanna listen to these tracks on repeat all Christmas!
Some of them are out like “Do you know it’s COVID time”
Nide idea but whole songs would take way to long to make and might get slapped with slapped with copyright for the music. Merry Christmas.
*Do They Know It's Covid Time?* - ua-cam.com/video/xjG_VB-la7o/v-deo.html
And the Christmas number one is? Yes the Kunts singing Boris is a fucking Kunt. Never a truer word.
but Boris will still get elected again....public have very short memories.....thats the trouble
@@elliec3736 is that really Xmas number 1? People only like the song because it has the word Kunt in it. Boris should tender his resignation and stand down as prime minister. I find it hard to believe a word he says anymore. Look at the fuss he made about the new Covid strain. Turns out it is like the South African government said all along a mind infection. I had a booster shot Tuesday and I am still filling unwell now tho not as bad as I felt yesterday. Anyway thank you for your message. Happy Christmas 🎄.
The original Now albums had a pig's head as their mascot. Fun Fact.
Don’t forget their current number one hit “Privatizing the NHS so people can’t afford it anymore”
Wouldn't want to go near that toxic bunch of poisoners anyway.
@@susanw9630 you've relied on them before and you'll rely on them again.
@@susanw9630 sure hun 🙄
Now that's what I call a perfect representation of the Tory party 😂
That they're complete crooks.
The “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” is absolutely the best one. Takes me out every time
Was expecting that one to be a line about racism. Still a good one regardless
I'm dreaming of a white advert..
I'm dreaming of a white white white Christmas.
*Intense sniff*
Just the ones I used to nose.
*Scratches nose*
He's totally got a different white Christmas in mind, not the one that us _or_ the racists thought.
They bloody well are ..a disgrace
"Am I pissing all your money up the wall"
*intense nodding*
This needs to be a full album next Christmas
Quite a bit has changed though, 9 months later
@@joannafarley1931 yes it got even more worse so would be even more funny 😄 😆 🤣
Whats the song with that line
Yes rishi, yes you are
I love reading the comments from the pissed off, crybaby tories. 😂
Garry Neville's voice is the perfect ending!
Get them all out 👎
I want to dress up as Santa and drive around my North Shropshire hometown on a Xmas float blasting this out. 🥳🥳🥳
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Go for it!! 👍🏻
BOSS IM FROM MARKET DRAYTON AND I WISH ID SEEN YOU
@@francescaboswell9611 🤣👍
Looking out for you in Whitchurch 🤣
Well done, you've covered everything there is to say about this disgraceful Government and it's "Honourable" members. What stuck out for me was the £37,000,000,000 and Dido Harding, which seems to have gone missing, and has been written off. Of course it'll be the poorer people of this country who will pay. Kier Starmer and his Labour Party are for some reason keeping quiet.
When her husband is serving as the United Kingdom Anti-Corruption Champion, I'm not sure who's going to investigate the waste of that staggering amount of money...
Totally agree, Frank.
@@lidiastan
ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
Kier Starmer and Labour are waiting in the wings ... hoping for last pickings. Tory and labour, two wings of the same bird ... vulture.
@@honeyb1286 What? Left wing and right wing?
“On the second day of Covid, the Tories gave to me, 37 billion pounds and a contract for PPE” 💀
Get this to Christmas Number 1!!
Sadly, some shit song made it to Christmas No1 for the 3rd time now
@@K_ingh16 A song to fundraise for homelessness is shite? Wow.
@@JamiePlaysUK just because the song is shit dosent mean the reason is
Didn’t think I’d see you here
@@K_ingh16 yet if it weren't for tories we wouldn't need that song at Least they are doing something right for the country unlike the tories
Brilliant
I must be careful not to sing these words at our Christmas Carol Service tonight (24 Dec) at Church !!
I mean... You totally should. Isn't there some unwritten rule about not lying in church? Don't think you have a choice!
Please do.😂 Happy Christmas. 🌲
Say one for Brexit Britain.
Watch out for covid at the superspreader event. You might catch a sniffle
Guess you’re back now. How did it go? Did you sing those words? I’d better be careful at church tomorrow tbh…
Brilliant should be broadcast on all TV channels 😀 like when they bombard us with adverts
Too right Colin 👏👍
So true can't stand the constant American style brainwashing by TV adverts.
@@s5utu
NEITHER CAN I.
@@s5utu TV adverts... What are those, not had a TV license since 2009 😆
Sounds like it needs a crowdfunder to buy some TV advertising time!
The Gary Neville bit 😭
great christmas present
Just perfect this is the Christmas present I never knew I needed 😂
Great!
The Sunak one was the funniest, but love 'em all.
Rishi sings about “pissing money up the wall”, he was chancellor at the time- it cuts to Nadhim nodding who is now chancellor temporarily.
Politics Joe knew all along!!!
Haha. They're screwed. 🙏💯❤️🎄👏
swedemason sir you are a genius, from get in the back of the van to these.
"wer're going to have a work meeting tonight" pffftttttt touche
Best thing I have EVER seen on UA-cam spot on! Merry Christmas. I will NEVER vote Tory again.
Omg, this is hilarious.
This satire gets more and more real by the day :(
🎶 ‘We’re gonna have a party tonigh- *record scratch* - a work meeting tonight’ 🎶
🤣🤣👍
Perfect!
This compilation. Not the steaming pile of the Tories.
Probably the best one of 2021
The Last Christmas one has such a gruesomely wholesome rhythm, really want that to be a full song.
o_o when did i miss all of these!
I wonder how Handcocks mistress gave him a happy ending whilst wearing a mask and observing social distancing...naughty naughty naughty!
I’m off to my night shift as a nurse in a bit and you have brightened my mood, This is brilliant. Thank you 🙏
“Dominic Cumming’s inspirational leadership” 😂😂 #gold
The Tory Christmas party would have been more controversial if Boris revealed that he photocopied his arse at the shindig.
I can’t wait to send this to ✨everyone I meet✨
1:20 I cracked up. 🤣🤣
Bloody brilliant, it would be funny if it was not so sad, but you just cant make up what this government are getting away with
well said Alistair but its bloody brilliant as you say. it made my day I only just now saw it. Happy New Year to you
I will pay for this to become a real ambum.
Wow, this is almost ‘Cassetteboy’ standard!
A touch of genius! Just what we needed - an ironic belly laugh🤣
Wouldn’t surprise me if their playlist at that Christmas party included Jake The Peg and A Town Called Hypocrisy!
Why jake the peg?
@@jakemorrison8507 The artist did vile things, as did the lead singer of the band behind A Town Called Hypocrisy!
@@adultmoshifan87 oh yeah rolf!
"Where gonna have a party tonight"
the gary neville appearance had me weeing
Absolutely summed up the whole game.....and, it is a game to the Tory's. :) Merry Christmas Joe.
"Am I pissing all your money up the wall?"
* every tory smiles fondly *
“We’re gonna have a party tonigh- a work meeting tonight” 🤣
Election Time is my favourite !😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
On Xmas Eve as well let’s go
That was absolutely bloody brilliant..great work JOE keep them coming mate..we aussies love watching these taking the piss on you POMS...LOL...
Hows your freedom coming on in oz then?
Watch it you, or you won't get those shiny new nuclear subs you wanted so badly. You can have the outdated diesels the frenchies were building for you mugs.
@@deimosphobus8466 lol
Ozzies, the biggest sheeple who just turn over and let the camps be built, then again, they did descend from the criminal rejects hahahaha!!!!!!
love it and there Indeed a complete disgrace
LEGEND!!!! This is amazing 😂
'And there will be less aid for Africa this Christmas time / Because we've given all your cash to all our friends" : priceless 😈
brilliant 😂
Fantastic album I can't wait to get it as I know it's a true reflection on the worst government in history will be worth a fourtune😊
We need a Scottish version of sturgeon & her lot, merry Xmas people🎅🏻✌🏼
I still think the government commissions all the memes especially.
If this was not true it would be very very funny.
How did he every become the prime minster what a git
We have been conditioned to think that only politicians can solve our
PROBLEMS
Maybe at some point we will
WAKE UP
And recognise that it was politicians
WHO CREATED OUR PROBLEMS 🙄🙄🙄
Wasn't expecting to see Gary Neville here
It was boris time in england, twas FOM outside, the inmates thought it was brexit, but wasnt , because boris lied. Merry Christmas, one and all, love from the EU and Gran Canaria.
Take back control. Get Brexit done.
Protect the NHS. Follow the science.
Four legs good, two legs better..
Brilliant, utterly brilliant......
Amazing!
The perfect Christmas gift from Politics Joe
They definitely won't be seeing my vote next time
If politicians told the truth be like
A full version of rishi sunak’s parody of slade would be so good
Ten out of ten
Thank you for starting Christmas day in such magnificent fashion
Love it ,FANTASTIC, BRILLIANT, MARVELLOUS, what more can I say PLAY IT AGAIN.🤶🎅🤶👍👍👍🏴🏴🏴
Thank you for putting a very needed smile on my face... again.
Featuring such classic hits as, I'm too sexy for my shirt, village people In the Navy, vengaboys We Like to Party, Wham Wake me up Before you Go Go Cyndi Lauper, Girls just Wanna Have Fun, Aqua Barby Girl, The Birdy song, Cha Cha Slide, Lou Baga Mambo no5, Village People WMCA, Rick Astley Never Gonna Give you up, Los Del Rio Macarena, Chris De Bur Lady in Red, Chris Rea Driving Home for Christmas, Wizard It's Christmas, Slade It's Christmas.....
The ultimate Christmas no10 party album....
Where are those songs mentioned
@@jacobsmith2942 Just the kind of songs I would imagine bungling boris to be playing at any No. 10 party 🥳 especially the Christmas do. 😲😁
Haha amazing!
This is very good but my GSOH seems to have finally deserted me. When I think of rising cancer cases (my best friend being one of the statistics because she wasn't seen in time), businesses ruined and friends and families torn apart I actually just want to cry.
I can't wait to see that castle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
brilliant and so true showing natural cowards
Yay!!!! Loved it. A very much needed laugh. That is what got us Brits through the last two wars. Thank you.
Just tea drinking and miss mills on the piano
Wonderful very funny compilation yes they are a disgrace the are corrupt and need to be arrested
.Your human rights I'm ending tonight... :D Comedia-drama.
Please we need a full slade version please please please 😆 🤣
"Driving Home In Lockdown" love it lol 🤣
Let's have a mental one!! ...🤪☃️🎅🎁👍🏻
The work that went into this including the voice synthing, is bloody brilliant
Lol @ Gary Neville at the end 😂 should of done Darren farleys impression of Jamie carragher when he says “absolute disgrace!” 😂😂😂
That was brilliant
Why have I only just discovered this?! I'm so sad we don't have a full version of these bangers
Vote them out
Awesome one Joe ..... your efforts will be appreciated by 10,000s.
Trying to send a link to BoJo, and Gove, and ....... the list goes on.
I dont need any links.. Ive Threw up several times watching this
The white Christmas 1 though 😂😂😂😂
Yes. _Never_ let them forget this.
Just....(sniff!) lovely....LOVELY!! VERY 'Victor Lewis-Smith' by the way!
Lmfao
This is epic. Our good old government mocked as they mock us😂😂
Hahaha😂
This is killing me
This is brilliant
And this is a absolutely perfect example of the Tory party😆
Labour Twat.
That is the best christmas present,
This year, to perfection. Christmas day
Dinner is a close second. Nice1 👍
you Didn't get Much for Christmas then.
@@andrewbritten9097 paid off my car. Lol