(I'm Gonna Tell) 500 Lies - Nigel Farage's Brexit Party manifesto anthem

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  • @JOE_co_uk
    @JOE_co_uk  5 років тому +240

    Watch more of JOE's political mashups - This is the ultimate Brexit playlist:
    ua-cam.com/play/PLZyPqYz41qavAvZnwcfxvo2PAO8faOHuF.html

  • @noorahmad7226
    @noorahmad7226 5 років тому +2867

    Every time he says "l" he goes back to puberty 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SimenHof
      @SimenHof 5 років тому +140

      To be fair, mentally he hasn't moved past puberty

    • @borisjohnson1015
      @borisjohnson1015 5 років тому +21

      SimenHof Thats most of us honestly

    • @julieling1212
      @julieling1212 5 років тому +3

      Working in parliament are lies more lies whan thay get in no 10 evey thing change whan thay say thay vote for me and thay don't do any thing all can get away whith lews

    • @wanderer1955
      @wanderer1955 5 років тому +5

      You are still in puberty 24/7 get off to school laddie your mum wants to clean your bedroom.

    • @wanderer1955
      @wanderer1955 5 років тому +4

      @@SimenHof neither have you coc breff.

  • @Sam-Cain
    @Sam-Cain 5 років тому +1238

    "So chew on that, because there'll be no fucking food"
    God damn, that's beautiful. You guys have outdone yourselves with this one!

    • @josephclarke9279
      @josephclarke9279 5 років тому +2

      Why must you make such ill informed, ignorant and brash comments on something so far above your intellectual capabilities.

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain 5 років тому +34

      @@josephclarke9279 How about you refute what I said as a reply to a comment you disagree with? Why go out of your way to find other comments I've left, completely devoid of political opinion mind, just so you can rub how "Ill-informed" and "Ignorant" I am in my face?
      Edit: Actually, I can't seem to find a single one of my comments presumably disagreeing with your position that stretchs past "Why would you expect this channel to agree with you?" How is *that* "Ill-informed"? Seems pretty bloody well informed to me, mate!

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 4 роки тому +12

      @@josephclarke9279 And what are your capabilities?

    • @josephclarke9279
      @josephclarke9279 4 роки тому +1

      Good Yeoman well actually I’m an economist who has just reduced a 2-1. My previous comment about being “ill informed,” is mainly relating to Jay Rayner and other left wing anti Brexit staples who sold the lie that “brexit might cause food shortage,” which in my completed uneducated opinion is complete bullshit, as there are so many factors that complete undermine their statement.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 4 роки тому +11

      @@josephclarke9279 Sit down, cupcake. I'm sure your a real world-beater

  • @kulwantdhaliwal1445
    @kulwantdhaliwal1445 4 роки тому +1306

    I have a funny feeling that Joe voted to Remain

    • @jonskinner5664
      @jonskinner5664 4 роки тому +127

      Omg, yeah like the remain side didn't tell any lies.

    • @kennethkennethson4289
      @kennethkennethson4289 4 роки тому +115

      @@jonskinner5664 at least any lies remain said which "I honestly cant think of any" weren't put on the side of a bus

    • @jonskinner5664
      @jonskinner5664 4 роки тому +58

      Yeah that 350 million lie was out of order, the actual cost just before we left was around 416 million a week. terrible LIES.

    • @rbp8965
      @rbp8965 4 роки тому +65

      Joe are Irish based, they didnt have a vote.

    • @jonskinner5664
      @jonskinner5664 4 роки тому +9

      @Aidan Tancred alright comrade Corbyn the clown.

  • @centralgaming75
    @centralgaming75 4 роки тому +825

    "Then when you're hospitalised and no one's to care to for you 'cos half the nursing staff have been deported too"...I'm dead.

    • @BritishEmpireV2.0
      @BritishEmpireV2.0 4 роки тому +45

      That's the idea lol

    • @garethbuckeridge6910
      @garethbuckeridge6910 3 роки тому +12

      Perhaps give some of the 2+M unemployed the opportunity to train in the medical profession instead of finding fault.

    • @benjustben7714
      @benjustben7714 3 роки тому +17

      @@garethbuckeridge6910 we found the racist Tory

    • @garethbuckeridge6910
      @garethbuckeridge6910 3 роки тому +6

      @@benjustben7714 If you want to get on in life then work hard because the reality is life doesn't owe any of us a living. Explain what is racist about that or doesn't hard work fit into your snowflake narrative?

    • @Jackthecarpenter123
      @Jackthecarpenter123 3 роки тому +2

      Literally

  • @epikurist
    @epikurist 4 роки тому +474

    Everybody is talking about how good the rythm and the melody is. And I know it's perfect but no one's really mentioning how freaking witty the lyrics are. Just brilliant, amazing work.

    • @danielfenna-moran21
      @danielfenna-moran21 2 роки тому +10

      Aha think that might be because the rythm and melody are based on a real song my dude 😂 lyrics are amazing tho!

    • @axelcox48
      @axelcox48 Рік тому +6

      I haven't picked up on anything funny about the lyrics? Seems to be cold hard facts to me.

  • @caraince3951
    @caraince3951 5 років тому +335

    This is the ringtone I have for the cold callers.

    • @OtterFan48
      @OtterFan48 5 років тому +2

      Cara Ince how did you manage that?

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 5 років тому

      Cara Ince I want to do that. How did you do it?

    • @kuniosaiki
      @kuniosaiki 5 років тому +6

      What you do is for all your contacts, and numbers you expect to call back set a personal ring tone. That way the only people left who can call you are cold callers. It’s effort but I suppose that’s how you do it.

    • @lukeh4358
      @lukeh4358 2 роки тому +1

      they are only cold calling because Farage kicked them out of the UK 😂😂

  • @ClainBill
    @ClainBill 5 років тому +747

    It’s funny because he’s no longer UKIP

    • @shournharber70
      @shournharber70 5 років тому +69

      🎉 THE BREXIT PARTY 🎉

    • @andrewbell4261
      @andrewbell4261 5 років тому +32

      That's not funny. It's sad

    • @ClainBill
      @ClainBill 5 років тому +7

      Andrew Bell yeah, but now we’ve got Brexit Party in its place

    • @andrewbell4261
      @andrewbell4261 5 років тому +5

      @@ClainBill yes but Ukip still brings back nostalgia

    • @ClainBill
      @ClainBill 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Bell true. True

  • @LemonTofu
    @LemonTofu 5 років тому +1590

    Politicians lying? My god never heard that one before

    • @JOE_co_uk
      @JOE_co_uk  5 років тому +162

      😂😂😂

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 5 років тому +87

      bet you never heard it in such beautifully synced music?

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 5 років тому +24

      Well there are good politicians with heart and there are politicians without one, I don't think all of them are inherently like Farage.

    • @LemonTofu
      @LemonTofu 5 років тому +12

      @@TheManinBlack9054 That will always be the case. No one will ever be perfect but some take the piss.

    • @III-ip8uc
      @III-ip8uc 5 років тому +6

      But people think right winger politician don’t lie and tells it as it

  • @About30Ninjasmemebank
    @About30Ninjasmemebank 5 років тому +704

    Referendum to make this the the New UK National Anthem, when?

    • @aaronkellyuk
      @aaronkellyuk 5 років тому +5

      About_30_Ninjas what Nigel Farage having a voice break?

    • @itsBATSMENnotBATTERS
      @itsBATSMENnotBATTERS 5 років тому +17

      About_30_Ninjas if we lose can we say the result wasn’t close enough and have another vote

    • @bandithimself6841
      @bandithimself6841 5 років тому +2

      About_30_Ninjas yeah but then Nigel Dickhead will be heard

    • @faintz10
      @faintz10 5 років тому +1

      Oh god not another referendum.

    • @borisjohnson1015
      @borisjohnson1015 5 років тому +3

      Nah it should be about how awesome I am instead

  • @BluntArrows
    @BluntArrows 5 років тому +445

    It's absolutely hilarious, on the floor in stitches, then you hit that "shit, this is really happening" moment.
    And then you just rock back and forth cradling your head for a while.

    • @wanderer1955
      @wanderer1955 5 років тому +5

      Your parents cradle their head when they see you Dumbtard.

    • @wafflemaker1801
      @wafflemaker1801 4 роки тому +17

      wanderer1955 woah, no need for that shit calm down

    • @wanderer1955
      @wanderer1955 4 роки тому +3

      @@wafflemaker1801 Farage is a "patriot". Your a dumbtard.

    • @wafflemaker1801
      @wafflemaker1801 4 роки тому +19

      wanderer1955 yeah I know farage is an idiot what I’m on about is you taking the piss on the commenter

    • @billie8144
      @billie8144 3 роки тому

      ok lukasz lad pipe down i garentee this song was aimed at you

  • @FishfaceTheDestroyer
    @FishfaceTheDestroyer 5 років тому +123

    "The Left can't meme"
    JOE:

    • @1984-x3w
      @1984-x3w 5 років тому +11

      Brexit is not a left or right issue?

    • @Rimpilskin
      @Rimpilskin 4 роки тому +6

      its a rich or poor one...

    • @Aml_07
      @Aml_07 4 роки тому +7

      @@Rimpilskin the rich tend to be conservative and the poor tend to vote labour so indirectly it is a left-right issue

    • @agarykane2127
      @agarykane2127 4 роки тому +1

      Piggy /Andrew so you wanna tell me that the majority of people in the US and UK are rich because of voting conservative? You need to educate yourself

    • @duckmcmad2843
      @duckmcmad2843 4 роки тому

      This is what normies think memeing is

  • @henrymxd9218
    @henrymxd9218 5 років тому +1217

    It's actually really catchy, I love it good job!

    • @wanderer1955
      @wanderer1955 5 років тому

      It doesn't matter when. In this country referendums are ignored.

    • @wanderer1955
      @wanderer1955 5 років тому +4

      @jo bloggs Hey diddums you need a nappy between your ears you got shit for brains. Just be grateful Farage isn't standing for the PM job. He would walk it. I know it, you know it, EVERYBODY knows it. Your lucky. Very VERY lucky 😁😁😁🖕🖕🖕🖕👌👌👌👌

    • @AJ_Cricket_Fish
      @AJ_Cricket_Fish 4 роки тому +6

      @@wanderer1955 Wow. You have an incredibly poor understanding of our political system. I suppose that's not exactly surprising. "standing for the PM job"; hilarious. The fact that your vote counts the same as anyone who actually had an education. That's somehow less funny.

    • @wanderer1955
      @wanderer1955 4 роки тому +1

      @@AJ_Cricket_Fish Fk me, no wonder Sir Nigel of Brexitania wants to restructure our political system. He said it was broken and he's right! VOTE FOR THE BREXIT PARTY EVERYBODY!! Got to put our political system right! It's totally fucked!! Right??

    • @GahMehGrrrr
      @GahMehGrrrr 4 роки тому +3

      @@moderator-63 Brextitery makes me laugh, not cry. Have left yet? 🤣😂

  • @fatty_owls
    @fatty_owls Рік тому +54

    I get a weirdly happy sense of nostalgia from these now. I was in year 7 when I first found them and have been listening all the time ever since 😂

    • @paulconnolly5792
      @paulconnolly5792 10 місяців тому

      This sums up the far right narcisist egoistic shit together with rees moggs the bravermans the jenwricks the far right dictatorshits

    • @captainjames4649
      @captainjames4649 4 місяці тому +2

      Propaganda from a young age how nice

    • @fatty_owls
      @fatty_owls 4 місяці тому +3

      @@captainjames4649oh get over it Farage is now doing cameos saying up the ra and sussy imposter for teenagers for quick cash you can’t really still take the man seriously 😭 I’ve known my own opinions from a very young age and year 7 me was fact checking all the media I consumed as I still do today this wasn’t something I blindly followed it was just a source of entertainment to me.

    • @stevenedwardson4195
      @stevenedwardson4195 4 місяці тому +2

      @@fatty_owls preach 🙏🙏 follow your own opinions dont listen to them other lot

    • @scottrichardson1529
      @scottrichardson1529 3 місяці тому

      ​@@stevenedwardson4195if we hadn't done our own research we would have voted remain. Thank God it's the age of information!

  • @NoName-hg6cc
    @NoName-hg6cc 3 роки тому +45

    "So chew on that because there'll be no fucking food"
    Aged like fine wine

    • @oscarosullivan4513
      @oscarosullivan4513 3 роки тому +6

      As did the staffing shortages

    • @Samthebritishgent
      @Samthebritishgent 3 роки тому +1

      There’s plenty of food what are you talking about?

    • @oscarosullivan4513
      @oscarosullivan4513 3 роки тому +6

      @@Samthebritishgent Livestock being butchered and crops rotting because there is no transport

    • @Samthebritishgent
      @Samthebritishgent 3 роки тому +1

      @@oscarosullivan4513 it’s not like we’re starving

    • @Samthebritishgent
      @Samthebritishgent 3 роки тому +1

      @@oscarosullivan4513 and I haven’t heard of crops rotting

  • @ralphheseltine8674
    @ralphheseltine8674 4 роки тому +36

    i actually envy future historians who will discover this as a primary source

    • @gummybear6620
      @gummybear6620 3 роки тому +5

      GCSE History uptake increases to 100%

    • @class444swr3
      @class444swr3 2 роки тому +1

      GCSE History will be banging in 2050

  • @simonheindl6522
    @simonheindl6522 Рік тому +11

    Well done Brits - dug a big hole for yourself! 👍😉

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge 5 років тому +183

    f**king brilliant, mate! Teach me how to do this, so I can make them for Canada/USA, too!

  • @icelandiclegend1
    @icelandiclegend1 3 роки тому +38

    well this aged well...
    no nurses and food here

    • @bobtudbury8505
      @bobtudbury8505 4 місяці тому +2

      plenty nurese plenty food in fact zet zero is making you pay more for food, a eu programme

    • @scottrichardson1529
      @scottrichardson1529 3 місяці тому

      Really? Exactly where is there no food or nurses? The lies came from the establishment. Never trust the people who have lied and oppressed us since the dawn of time,it's really dumb

  • @DUCKDUDE4100
    @DUCKDUDE4100 Рік тому +6

    It's 2023 and we've just now finally finalised brexit, just bruh.

  • @danthemanwhocancan
    @danthemanwhocancan 3 роки тому +53

    He's actually got quite a good voice and almost hits those high notes...

  • @JosephRawsthorne31
    @JosephRawsthorne31 3 місяці тому +13

    Boy have times changed, elected on his 8th attempt.

    • @70AD-user45
      @70AD-user45 3 місяці тому +3

      It's about being in the right place at the right time.
      Nigel Farage, Member of Parliament, 2024 🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @swisherTVOfficial
      @swisherTVOfficial 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@70AD-user45 Go take your meds.

  • @eddydar
    @eddydar 2 роки тому +31

    Brexiteers are you happy?

  • @Brixxter
    @Brixxter 3 роки тому +17

    This hits different now

  • @pocketman5510
    @pocketman5510 5 років тому +75

    Parliament's new theme song

  • @marthmfn9707
    @marthmfn9707 Рік тому +6

    Today he admitted that Brexit has failed.

  • @vladimirputin3426
    @vladimirputin3426 3 місяці тому +8

    shame the end card isn't accurate anymore. still a perfect summary of his manifesto though

  • @DownUndaWhereTheresThunda
    @DownUndaWhereTheresThunda 5 років тому +118

    I know what the xmas number one is going to be this year

    • @macpeepeepoopoo7567
      @macpeepeepoopoo7567 5 років тому

      14R H87 It’s Christmas not Xmas

    • @kimgrant3879
      @kimgrant3879 5 років тому +1

      @@macpeepeepoopoo7567 nit picker

    • @wanderer1955
      @wanderer1955 5 років тому

      Yeah you talking shit as usual 😁🖕

    • @CallumDT
      @CallumDT 4 роки тому +1

      @@macpeepeepoopoo7567 happy Xmas old scrooge

  • @jackmellor5536
    @jackmellor5536 Місяць тому +3

    He's an MP now. In theory, only he spends more time in the United States than his constituency.

  • @subzerobadass
    @subzerobadass 5 років тому +130

    Being a fan of YTP, I thought I'd seen some impressive sentence mixing and pitch-shifting, but this is some next-level stuff.

  • @awesomegamercz
    @awesomegamercz 2 роки тому +30

    This is probably the best one out of the bunch, Nigel Farage just seems to have an accent that survives being broken down into syllables.

  • @DktrJ
    @DktrJ 2 роки тому +29

    The irony of listening to this in 2022 and it's all too real.

    • @chesterdonnelly1212
      @chesterdonnelly1212 Рік тому +2

      Except there is plenty of food.

    • @LarryDeskPlant
      @LarryDeskPlant Рік тому +1

      @@chesterdonnelly1212 It's more expensive though.

    • @chesterdonnelly1212
      @chesterdonnelly1212 Рік тому

      @@LarryDeskPlant yes there’s loads of food but it’s more expensive. Except for corned beef. I stocked up on corned beef because I was worried I wouldn’t be able to buy meat. Weirdly corned beef went down in price.

    • @ChocolateClocks
      @ChocolateClocks Рік тому +1

      @@LarryDeskPlant across the world it’s more expensive.

    • @scottrichardson1529
      @scottrichardson1529 3 місяці тому

      ​@@LarryDeskPlantthat's because they stop our farmers from farming and fly in your food from all over the world. Look on the packaging when you next go shopping. We buy potatoes from Israel and Egypt ive seen a few times,can't even produce enough to feed us. If this doesn't scare you then nothing will. Can't feed ourselves is a dangerous game to play

  • @0utOfSkill
    @0utOfSkill 3 роки тому +21

    "Because the migrant who does the work that you won't do has been deported and is back in the EU."
    "So chew on that because there'll be no fucking food."
    This song mentioned all the problems years earlier, it's almost like Britain could have seen this coming.

  • @jaspurr77
    @jaspurr77 5 років тому +384

    Reading the comment section here reminds me of 1984 and the
    ' intellectual' debates that the proles have over the price of chocolate

    • @Wallace43266
      @Wallace43266 5 років тому +17

      yeah normal people having an opinion makes me sick

    • @philiphunn194
      @philiphunn194 5 років тому +71

      @@Wallace43266 People believing Farage actually cares about them is pretty sick, yes.

    • @kiriseraph9674
      @kiriseraph9674 5 років тому +9

      Well we're all gonna be proles when Corbyn gets in. At least we'll be well equipped for the chocolate debates!

    • @jaspurr77
      @jaspurr77 5 років тому +7

      @@kiriseraph9674 were proles now but think were not due to the collective hallucination of civillised society..and it doesnt matter who you vote for or what..the same people always control you except with a different puppet out front

    • @kiriseraph9674
      @kiriseraph9674 5 років тому +4

      @@jaspurr77 yeah but theres a difference between being a prole in capitalist America or communist Russia. There's bad, and then there's unendurable

  • @danielchapman5693
    @danielchapman5693 5 років тому +36

    Bang on the money. Sold us out and guaranteed german citizenship for him and his family. What a charlatan. Zero credibility when you share a stage with yaxley Lennon.

    • @thealbionarchivist9127
      @thealbionarchivist9127 4 роки тому +1

      No actually, deporting nursing staff? Nobody has even suggested that. And he left UKIP because of it's association with Tommy Robinson. It's also out of date in it's last claim that brexit hasn't happened yet.

    • @danielchapman5693
      @danielchapman5693 4 роки тому +2

      @@thealbionarchivist9127 but he did share a stage with him at the gammon ball run end party in Westminster.
      He also has spoken to the AFD party in Germany. There are an ultra right party.
      Don't piss in my pocket and say it's raining.

    • @thealbionarchivist9127
      @thealbionarchivist9127 4 роки тому +2

      @@danielchapman5693 He didn't share a platform with Tommy Robinson that was two separate rallies on the same day. He has interviewed different people in his capacity as a presenter on LBC, it doesn't mean he agrees with everything they think. The reality is, the reason the BNP are non-existent now, having previously held several seats in the European Parliament, is because Farage and UKIP gave people a non-extreme party to represent their views on immigration. Supporting the limiting of immigration is not inherently racist and shouting 'racist' in response to that perspective no longer works, it doesn't constitute an argument.

    • @danielchapman5693
      @danielchapman5693 4 роки тому

      @@thealbionarchivist9127 apart from the fact that he made a speach for an ultra far right party in Germany.
      This alone is enough to prove his racist ideals.

    • @politicalpolitics7139
      @politicalpolitics7139 4 роки тому +1

      @Quadir Lovell bootlicker

  • @maxg2814
    @maxg2814 3 роки тому +30

    This aged very well

  • @climbingdino9949
    @climbingdino9949 3 місяці тому +7

    a bleak result from Clacton today

  • @killerqueensangue1485
    @killerqueensangue1485 2 роки тому +12

    As a person who has met farage this is 100% accurate

  • @alexsmyth17
    @alexsmyth17 Рік тому +3

    “The migrant… has been deported and they’re back in the EU.”
    It’s 2023 and this lyric didn’t age well.

  • @BigJunnySoprano69
    @BigJunnySoprano69 3 роки тому +11

    The Big Chungus sends his regards!

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 4 роки тому +36

    I absolutely adore these XD they’re all saved in my playlist called “very serious and important politics” XD

  • @5688gamble
    @5688gamble Рік тому +5

    So chew on that if you haven't been forced to pull out all of your own teeth because I deported all the dentists!

  • @ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095
    @ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 2 роки тому +14

    Absolutely insanely good.
    And it's all coming true.
    {:o:O:}

    • @philiphunn194
      @philiphunn194 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, it's strange how little you hear the phrase "project fear" now, isn't it? Only the most fervent of Brexit zealots still use it.

    • @chesterdonnelly1212
      @chesterdonnelly1212 Рік тому

      Well apart from there being no food. There’s plenty of food.

    • @ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095
      @ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 Рік тому

      @@chesterdonnelly1212
      *_"There’s plenty of food."_*
      Not really.
      There's plenty of manky crap and blighted potatoes which are inedible two days after delivery instead of two weeks.
      {:o:O:}

    • @chesterdonnelly1212
      @chesterdonnelly1212 Рік тому

      @@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 maybe you live in a remote area. I live in a town. I can easily get food. There are loads of supermarkets full of food and lots of choice between different potatoes.

    • @ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095
      @ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 Рік тому

      ​@@chesterdonnelly1212
      *_"maybe you live in a remote area... There are loads of supermarkets full of food and lots of choice between different potatoes"_*
      I live in London, you ludicrous, ridiculous, lying sack of Brexit shytola. Don't tell me there's no problem with food supplies since most of the migrant workers were kicked out.
      {:o:O:}

  • @ImperialAgent
    @ImperialAgent 2 роки тому +9

    Sad thing is this is reality now in 2022

  • @C08Y
    @C08Y 5 років тому +145

    This is flipping amazing!

  • @befree3101
    @befree3101 5 років тому +68

    Funny seeing Farages screaming fangirls getting all triggered with this one... good work Joe!

    • @gameloser2893
      @gameloser2893 5 років тому +16

      Finally a comment that isn’t sucking the dick farage

  • @StuntMenLive
    @StuntMenLive 4 роки тому +12

    😂 Turns out he got us out of the EU. You might or might not agree with his ideologies, but he won his main battle. 🤷‍♂️

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 2 роки тому +2

      Except it wasn't even him. It was the Tories and they fucked it up the arse

  • @elfinplatypus1341
    @elfinplatypus1341 4 роки тому +5

    something tells me that you're not exactly fond of UKIP

  • @hxess1
    @hxess1 5 років тому +170

    Thanks JOE for another song that I can put on repeat 500 times but still not get bored. 😂👌

    • @barrieboy10
      @barrieboy10 5 років тому +3

      another for you ua-cam.com/video/1ruEJNrvZKY/v-deo.html

    • @hxess1
      @hxess1 5 років тому +3

      Oh wow that was great as well

    • @F1BrokeBoys
      @F1BrokeBoys 5 років тому +1

      I could repeat 500more

  • @jackward2862
    @jackward2862 3 місяці тому +18

    1. He has just been elected as an MP. 2. Brexit has happened

  • @singingsuga
    @singingsuga 5 років тому +2

    I feel like if he actually sang this he'd still get supported, that's how fucked we are 🙄😵

    • @gameloser2893
      @gameloser2893 5 років тому

      These wankers are gonna fuck up the uk for my entire life

  • @ItsABeautifulDay.
    @ItsABeautifulDay. 2 роки тому +18

    Its now.
    "I WILL DRINK 500 PINTS AND I WILL DRINK 500 MORE, ON GB NEWS I AM THE ONLY REASON IT IS STILL ON AIR!"

    • @dhooth
      @dhooth 2 роки тому

      that rhymesn't

    • @dhooth
      @dhooth 2 роки тому

      fitsn't the rhythm either

    • @ItsABeautifulDay.
      @ItsABeautifulDay. 2 роки тому

      It don't have to rhyme

    • @dhooth
      @dhooth 2 роки тому

      ​@@ItsABeautifulDay. i can't believe this

  • @paxjohnson7614
    @paxjohnson7614 3 місяці тому +8

    Well, he's in commons now

    • @jackmellor5536
      @jackmellor5536 Місяць тому

      He spends more time in America though

    • @philiphunn194
      @philiphunn194 8 днів тому

      He's _supposed_ to be in the Commons. What he _actually_ does is spend time sucking up to Trump and doing his side-hustles instead of attending Parliament or holding constituency surgeries because he doesn't want to actually do any work that might benefit someone other than himself.

  • @dahedgehog1888
    @dahedgehog1888 5 років тому +16

    @JOE man plz for real, put these on Spotify, they're amazing and I will happily just sit and listen to them =D

  • @JoshuaHyde-iu8ym
    @JoshuaHyde-iu8ym 4 місяці тому +5

    Here in the depths of the internet we find the common shouty xenophobic hate frog.

  • @Polyglot_English
    @Polyglot_English 3 роки тому +18

    I've listened to this for 18 times in the last 2 days

  • @lindseygordon3406
    @lindseygordon3406 2 роки тому +13

    If ever there was a prophetic song, this is it

  • @James_Doyle83
    @James_Doyle83 Рік тому +5

    Nigel telling lies all the time

    • @thewa977
      @thewa977 Рік тому

      Sheep

    • @Afura33
      @Afura33 Годину тому

      Agree, now we are all paying for it.

  • @dakiblabla
    @dakiblabla 2 роки тому +5

    "I" and "bile" high notes are mastery.

  • @MrSstiel
    @MrSstiel Рік тому +3

    Thanks for this. Farage rhymes with cabbage so he's Mr Cabbage.
    Mr Bean is actually a smart guy who helps people.
    Mr Cabbage is a menace to society.

  • @Red-Revolution708
    @Red-Revolution708 6 місяців тому +4

    Worst thing we did is get out of the E.U, all big stores and shops are boarded up in every town, the UK is Doomed I’ll tell you.

    • @EshBBX
      @EshBBX 2 місяці тому +1

      As a Dutch person sadly still in the EU, trust me, it's the same here. Let's not forget that the 2008 recession never ended, they just made it seem like it was gone by raising the prices, and now it's finally crumbling.

  • @neverquit2470
    @neverquit2470 Рік тому +3

    I hope to read on news:
    Farrage hospitalised with all his teeth broken

  • @drdrumbeat3010
    @drdrumbeat3010 2 роки тому +1

    You might laugh at this, but dont forget over 50% of your neighbours (those who voted) agreed with this man and the worst of it is, you're probably one of them. Yeah, you just have a good old giggle. Thanks a bunch guys.

    • @LarryDeskPlant
      @LarryDeskPlant Рік тому

      Less than 50% of my neighbours voted actually (I live in an area that is against Brexit.)

  • @eldrago19
    @eldrago19 5 років тому +43

    LOL, this hits the mark spot on.

  • @michaelfarrell1153
    @michaelfarrell1153 Рік тому +3

    I WASTED MY VOTE 🗳 ON HIM! WHAT?

  • @Bull_sheet_Bob
    @Bull_sheet_Bob Рік тому +2

    This is quality. I'm so glad I made it with my friends at Joe.

  • @70AD-user45
    @70AD-user45 3 місяці тому +8

    Nigel Farage, Member of Parliament, 2024 🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @artfuldodger9312
    @artfuldodger9312 5 років тому +47

    Joe, you are the master. Well done.

  • @paul8161
    @paul8161 Рік тому +3

    I hope whoever put these videos toghether is sueing the conservatives for ptsd...I would. 🤣🤣

  • @alana3040
    @alana3040 4 роки тому +3

    Whoever disliked this video just supports him 😂

    • @5lake
      @5lake 4 роки тому +4

      If 2,907 people support him that's worrying...

    • @jackiboy2773
      @jackiboy2773 4 роки тому

      Yeha no shit. Oh wait is that racist are the left gunna kick my door down now. Orr wait what I said was just sexist better shut me mouth

    • @alana3040
      @alana3040 4 роки тому

      @Frank Castle that's nothing to be proud of your English I'd be embarrassed you don't even know your own history 🙄

  • @vladimirputin3426
    @vladimirputin3426 3 роки тому +23

    0:37 that gesture when he says "tell" kills me every time, looks like he's about to have rotten tomatoes thrown at him

    • @JF-sb5mo
      @JF-sb5mo 3 роки тому

      Is he your fool?

    • @vladimirputin3426
      @vladimirputin3426 3 роки тому +4

      @@JF-sb5mo Yes. He always sits on my lap and presses the launch button on my nukes for me.

  • @TheLundSystem
    @TheLundSystem 3 місяці тому +2

    Brexit: Well ima change that
    2024 election: WELL LEMME TELL YOU A STORY!

  • @l.jturner6617
    @l.jturner6617 5 років тому +58

    This is actually really well put together 😂😂😂

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 4 місяці тому +3

    still as true in 2024 as it was 5 years ago!

  • @ryangrange938
    @ryangrange938 4 місяці тому +2

    This is still great in 2024

  • @davidpierce2690
    @davidpierce2690 5 років тому +6

    Farage most successful politician in British politics

  • @theminyminotaur
    @theminyminotaur 4 роки тому +18

    You can just tell Joe votes Labour

    • @mincoder
      @mincoder 4 роки тому +3

      All reasonable people vote Labour! (tho they could be libdem :shrug: )

    • @squimpot4100
      @squimpot4100 4 роки тому +3

      Wilm Communists get the rope

    • @mincoder
      @mincoder 4 роки тому +3

      @@squimpot4100 I guess you don't know what communism is...

    • @omegafd6992
      @omegafd6992 4 роки тому +1

      @@mincoder Corbyn is a Marxist what do you mean???. Insulting right wing voters doesn't change their minds. Convince them that the left is better

    • @mincoder
      @mincoder 4 роки тому +1

      @Clorox Bleach all hail the great replacement and soros

  • @Albanach-je1nk
    @Albanach-je1nk Рік тому +1

    As an ex Leither, I want him off this tune.
    Proclaimers Rule.
    Soar Alba

  • @rogerfox2919
    @rogerfox2919 4 роки тому +8

    Love this stuff. Go on Nige! Love to see you as PM in the next few years! Keep up the amazing work! Love the videos! Just can't get enough of Nigel! True legend!

  • @likklej8
    @likklej8 3 роки тому +5

    Great stuff Joe really hits the mark.

  • @johnlilt
    @johnlilt 5 років тому +2

    I was trawling the web looking for the nearest thing to a serious manifesto from the UK Brexit Party, and I'm glad I found it here! I take my hat off to you, Joe.

  • @thepaperclipcolossus_3515
    @thepaperclipcolossus_3515 4 роки тому +8

    Going Straight to my playlist

  • @wanderingkernel5002
    @wanderingkernel5002 3 роки тому +4

    Have a very pog day

  • @joshuaballard6013
    @joshuaballard6013 3 місяці тому +2

    He’s in the House of Commons now. And this is still great 5 years later 😂

  • @DarkFalconAnimations
    @DarkFalconAnimations Рік тому +4

    That look on his face at 1:25 sends chills down my spine.

  • @elainekerslake6865
    @elainekerslake6865 3 роки тому +7

    Reached new heights! Well done!

  • @cyclingmaniac6343
    @cyclingmaniac6343 2 роки тому +6

    What a clown Farage really is

  • @suilvenmountain2395
    @suilvenmountain2395 5 років тому +4

    I would walk 500 miles with Nigel. I walked 40 miles on the march to leave. It's not easy, fighting the place men and the establishment with their snouts in the EU trough. It's in the balance now, us against the bubble, parliament, the judges, the universities, the schools and the BBC. Nigel may not be an MP but he has had more influence in politics than anyone else in the last 20 years. And the Remainians know this.

  • @leonbeumelburg5820
    @leonbeumelburg5820 5 років тому +76

    He took a good song, changed it, humiliated an idiot. I say he made it better!
    Edit: Thx so much for 46 likes, I really appreciate it!
    Edit: Thx so much for 81 likes, I really appreciate it! YEAHH BOIIII

    • @ashleelmb
      @ashleelmb 5 років тому +1

      @O H Oh stfu you treacherous lefty twat!

  • @Sou1defiler
    @Sou1defiler Рік тому +5

    whoever made this is an absolute genius and thoroughly deserves a 500% bonus

  • @marthmfn9707
    @marthmfn9707 Рік тому +3

    Prophetic song!

  • @joenicholls3131
    @joenicholls3131 3 роки тому +5

    This is a work of art

  • @poem2self
    @poem2self 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you Joe, very patronizing

  • @oiuhwoechwe
    @oiuhwoechwe 5 років тому +3

    No medical staff cos nurse students lost grants and have to pay 9k tuition fees. Soo... tory fault again.

  • @Shed87AProductions
    @Shed87AProductions 3 місяці тому +4

    this changed alot

  • @edwardjcoad
    @edwardjcoad 2 роки тому +2

    and here we are!

  • @meh23p
    @meh23p Рік тому +3

    It sadly did happen.

  • @williamarmstrong646
    @williamarmstrong646 Рік тому +3

    This man must go down in history as a truly accomplished liar and confidence trickster.

  • @cabintroll259
    @cabintroll259 4 роки тому +1

    EXCUSE ME WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MILLIONS OF VIEWS

  • @andirelok2255
    @andirelok2255 4 роки тому +8

    Brilliant! And "aYe" would leave 500 likes, if "aiY" would be permitted to! ;D