Seeing how Abstergo re-wrote and manipulated Edward Kenway's story to make their own video game, I can imagine someone at Abstergo made a Durex ad with mustached Ezio.
Ezio avoiding protection resulted in Subject 16(Clay is Desmonds cousin and a descendant of Ezio as well). Its stated he had ONE child he never met. I hope its from Rosa cause the kid would have thief and assassin skills in his blood
Slider, You can insert the Outfit of Desmond(AC3R) on Watch Dogs 1(Maybe, without replace the face of Aiden)? (Note: The outfit can Replace the outfit bloodstain).
"Your sister seem quite satisfied with the handling I gave her Earlier" 💀💀
Ezio meant his Aunt!!
Sweet home alabama 😂
You mean his aunt
Ah yes, Mario’s wife : Peach Auditore
Mario is brother Giovanni@@kono_dioda87
Ac 2 memes ?
In 2024 ?
Yes please make more
Yeah 😫
i wasn't expecting the last line tbh lmao
The durex fits Ezio specifically 💀
Ezio's family wanting him to have only 1 girl while ezio himself wants to catch em all instead
No wonder that abstergo find about Desmond.
Ezio were wilding during his crusade against the pope
This is diabolical
"Ron Jeremy Ezio isn't real and can't hurt you."
*Ron Jeremy Ezio*: "Insieme per la vittoria!"
„He’s very taletned „ killed me.
Now this is the real historically accurate story about ezio that they trying to hide it from us
Durex 💀💀
Maria interrupting her sons harem. I don't even wanna think about ezio sleeping with his aunt.
Ezio is the luckiest man alive for not catching STD
That standing giovanni 🤣
Seeing how Abstergo re-wrote and manipulated Edward Kenway's story to make their own video game, I can imagine someone at Abstergo made a Durex ad with mustached Ezio.
Ezio avoiding protection resulted in Subject 16(Clay is Desmonds cousin and a descendant of Ezio as well).
Its stated he had ONE child he never met.
I hope its from Rosa cause the kid would have thief and assassin skills in his blood
Unless Ubisoft decided to make any of his other cut romances canon, it's definitely Rosa.
Why not pull out@@BuryTheLight-tds
Clay can still be Desmond's distant cousin even if Ezio had no illegitimate children. Generations branch off, innit.
That's just Dom Mysterio
My father when telling his youth
I wasnt expecting his whole fucking family on the other side LMAO. This shit is hilarious!
Here before 1M views
OH MY GOD MAAANN! That was hilarious 😂😂😂
This was fantastic
Wtf did we just observe?
Rosa 💔💔 Amore
Sliderv just can't get enough fun of this game
Assasins creed 2 remake leak.
This is so twisted in a good way 😂
The outfit & moustache is sexy af
If Ezio was played by Tom Selleck.
Slider, You can insert the Outfit of Desmond(AC3R) on Watch Dogs 1(Maybe, without replace the face of Aiden)?
(Note: The outfit can Replace the outfit bloodstain).
I forgot breeches were just joggers lmao
why does this have so many dislikes 💀
Alright, that was funny 🤣
it got wierder and wierder ...
is there a mod for ACB where we can recruit multiplayer characters for the brotherhood?
Is this a durex ad?
This is so hilarious 😂
Hahahaha xD
Dafuq did I just watched 😂
LMAOOOO!!!!
AYOOO 💀
Ac 2 intro but it's brainrot
😂😂😂
😂
smh