Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Half-Blood Prince in 22 Minutes or Less
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- Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
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I HATE the dream-like, blurry cinematography in this film. It's completely out of place with the other movies, and it annoys me
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You da goat bro
This man is spiting pure facts
Me too man, me too...
It’s litterally in black and white for like half of it it’s insane
I dislike Harry Potter for a variety of reasons, mostly JK Rowling
Books do matter: There are countless scenes in the movies where characters use spells without saying them. In the 6th book, Snape is teaching the class how to do that. Snape even says that if you’re good enough at a spell, you could do it without a wand.
Snape and Quirrell are BOTH doing spells without a wand in the very first film/book. Jeremy forgot or is feigning ignorance to have more complaints for his tally.
Yeah, and there’s a few times in book three where Remus lights candles using wandless magic
It’s been shown MULTIPLE times
@@rushingwater2.0 harry literally causes a window pane to vanish in the first book alongside various other bizarre things. wands and spells have always been depicted as conduits for magical power. not as the sources for magic itself
@@ApexGale jeremy forgot that stuff like catalysts exist. thats jsut everything a wand is: a magic catalyst. in a lot of media (first one that comes to my mind) staves/wands are literally called catalysts!
Wands are an instrument to move the magic easier
"It's Ron Weasley!"
"Well...somebody married you, after all."
Birdman casually dropping a tactical nuke on Jeremy.
When Birdman made that joke, it caught me so off-guard that I had to pause the video because I burst out laughing.
Need some Aloe Vera for that burn, Jer? lolz.
And Ron is actually not a bad catch. He's a really good wizard(it was the hand me down wand that was the problem. But he still beat a mountain troll with essentially a lightly enchanted twig), a competent athlete, an extremely loyal friend and will defend the honor of those he cares about.
@@vincentmarcellino7183 Fax
@@vincentmarcellino7183 Don't forget a damn good chess player.
Something I hate about Jeremy’s “wandless magic” sin is the fact that in the very first movie, Harry uses magic, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING MAGIC IS A THING LET ALONE HAVING A WAND, to remove the glass of a snake’s enclosure. It’s literally at the beginning of the very first movie, and Jeremy questions the fact it’s done.
Neville’s first act of magic was done without him having a wand, a reaction to something fully intended to see if he had magic at all.
The thing is, young witches and wizards before age 11 could use magic without a wand without realizing it. Harry recalls one time before then that Aunt Petunia cut his hair so badly, he was worried about how others would react to him the following morning that his hair magically grew back to its original style.
@@jbcatz5 I was gonna say that and Harry slams doors in front of Snape without a wand also
Also the third movie displayed three cases of hand magic: A customer in the Leaky Cauldron moving a spoon in his tea with his finger, Dumbledore controlling a candle with a passing hand and Lupin opening a trunk by just waving his hand over the lock.
Jeremy can't remember shit that happened 5 seconds ago, don't expect much from him
Jeremy complaining about Slughorn's photos is so annoying because it's actually a genuinely good way to showcase Slughorn's character and personality. He's on the run from Death Eaters and all he brings is photos of his most famous and successful students, that tells you so much about him without having to explain, but ofc Jeremy just complains
Also fun fact the “reason they cast such a creepy kid” is because he’s literally Ralph Fiennes’(Voldemort) nephew so he looks “similar”
Draco is right when he says that Hogwarts is a "pathetic excuse for a school". I hope for his sake that next year he can be transferred to Pigfarts.
Dumbledore could only dream of being half as good as Rumbleroar
Ahh starkid fans
But what about his love for Hermione?
Pigfarts, Pigfarts here I come
Pigfarts, Pigfarts yum yum yum
But how will he commute to Mars?
I love how Voldemort's name is different every time it shows up in the subtitles.
One of the many things I like about Birdman. He's layering jokes into every aspect of the video, and they land more often than not. Really boosts the re-watchability of his videos
Not to mention, McLaggen is literally characterized as a douchebag in both the movies and book. For example, in the book after he failed the quidditch tryouts and demanded that Harry give him a rematch, Harry refused and he thought that McLaggen was going to punch him because of how angry he looked. And the reason Hermione casted confundus on him was because she overheard him insulting Ron and Ginny. And during Slughorn’s party, all McLaggen did when Hermione was his date was boast about himself, his quidditch abilities, and make very forward romantic advances towards Hermione, causing her to avoid him for the rest of the night.
Then again, considering how much Jeremy has been sexualizing Hermione throughout the entire series, it’s not surprising that he thinks she’d be genuinely interested in McLaggen because he’s ‘attractive.’
The same level of creep as those who counted down when the Olsen Twins turned 18.
And Emma wattson when she turned 18
Seriously, Jeremy is probably on a list, but either he doesn't know or doesn't care.
He didn't say Hermione would be attracted to him, he said it'd be easy to get her bc "she's a bunny and you're a bear", he said it would be easy to force it
Also Jeremy seems to have a hate boner towards the Weasleys because they are poor. That is almost implied to be resolved by the end of the series due to how many of the Weasleys got their own level of fame after everything went down. At this point Fred and George are owners of their own jokes shop.
The point about Mr handsome wanting Ron to introduce him to Hermione--one of the best ways to get to know someone better and try to date them would be to have a trusted friend introduce you, spend time with them, get closer and then ask them out. Seems like a better tactic than cornering her in the hallway and asking her out which is likely to be rejected. She doesn't know who you are and doesn't seem like the kind of girl who is going to be flattered/interested by randos asking for a date. The other thing it illustrates is that Ron is jealous when another guy is interested in her, brings out his insecurities and makes him see her in another light. Puts some pressure on him to make a move and brings out the teenage angst that is a theme throughout this movie.
Every time I ask someone to introduce me, I get told to do it myself. Granted, I may have consistently met the wrong people my entire life.
Acknowledging the absolute truth that Neville is the most attractive guy in Hogwarts instantly makes the rest of your points valid by association
Exactly. When that was mentioned, I at first was looking away and was only listening to the video. I was curious, so I went back to actually watch that bit, and when Neville's pic popped up, I was all "Oh, hell yeah. Complete agreement with that."
He was such a nerdy, kinda plump kid, and he grew up to have a six-pack. The actor himself is god-damn hot, and the Neville character quite possibly grew the most out of every other character in the franchise. Next to Sirius, Neville was my favorite character. I grew to like Sirius relatively quickly, because I loved how he was a living connection to Harry's past, and his death destroyed me. I didn't have much of an opinion of Neville at first, but he seriously grew on me, and I was so proud of him in The Deathly Hallows. My boy went from a nerdy bullied kid to the fucking leader of a resistance faction!
@@Lycan4 thats why the neville could have been the chosen one theory is my favorite harry potter theory.
Jeremy is a brilliant example as to what happens when fame goes to your head. You think you're God, & can't do anything wrong, luckily, Birdman is here to give him a reality check
This Means Birdman is here in the name of his Lord (Himself) to punish the Demon, the Heretic, and the "False God".
- Tfs Hellsing Ultimate abridged Reference
I actually quite like Harry potter but I personally prefer Star Wars and the Lord of the Rings but I think that Jeremy is a hypocrite with some of his sins what do you think though?
*You're
@@Absol7701 what do you mean by you're?
Similarly to Yahtzee Croshaw, I watch their videos more for the comedy rather than the critical angle for whatever movie or game they're talking about. I like to think I'm capable of determining myself why I like certain things in a movie/game and why I hate others. I don't agree with Yahtz when he says characters from Mass Effect or GTA V are unlikable and poorly written, but I can't deny I laughed hysterically when he made the clever joke about crouching and lying prone in S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky. I will admit though, Yahtz DOES seem comperetively more intelligent than Jeremy when it comes to criticizing narrative structure. Brits DO often seem smarter when paired with Americans
If CinemaSins ever sin *13* second logos, there will be bedlam, and I will do my best to be there for that!
They’re done worst shit than that, lol. They sinned Rambo: First Blood for having no logos at all once. They sin logos for existing in movies and not existing as well.
Also, Harry Potter movies have the coolest intro logos because of the awesome soundtrack, who tf complains about that? The Deathly Hallows' intro is something I search on youtube to watch again because of how cool it is with the music.
Jeremy is the definition of a paradox.
Character: Uses a payphone.
Jeremy: PHONE EX MACHINA!
Character: Picking his nose.
FINGER EX MACHINA!
That's saved for the matrix vid
1:50
Sadly I think it's a "Jeremy says Ladyboner" sort of joke
The thing that pisses me off about this movie (and this book in particular) is that everybody just shrugs off Harry for being paranoid about Malfoy. Malfoy is literally the son of a Death Eater who's loyal to Voldemort. And he was literally in the ministry of magic trying to kill only Harry but nearly everyone in the Order of the Phoenix in the last movie. Why would you not be suspicious of him?
love when jeremy says “how convenient” on literally every thing used to move the plot forward
"Will Smith and his wife, One Punch Man". Gotta admit, that one took me a couple seconds 🤣
Slughorn is also established to be vain, taking an interest in people with potential and wanting to be someone who helped them fulfil it so as to have and provide connections. That’s what the group referred to as the Slug Club is about. He’s not prejudiced by blood status or socioeconomic background, as he brings Ginny (a member of the lower social class Weasley family, a point Malfoy raised about Ron thinking Harry was as snobbish as he was) into the group after seeing her perform a remarkable bat bogey hex. It’s no surprise he has photos of his connections up. The reason Dumbledore recruits Slughorn is because he used Harry as a sweetener. Slughorn is like a nicer version of Lockhart and Snape, a Slytherin potions teacher with vanity but is a genuinely good teacher unbiased by inter-house dynamics. He doesn’t even single Harry out because Harry is Harry, but because of Harry’s perceived aptitude at the subject.
The vanishing cabinet was introduced in the _second_ movie/book, Harry hid in it from Draco and his father in B&B, and the matching one was mentioned later when Nearly Headless Nick dropped it to make a diversion for Harry, which is what broke it. In OotP Fred and George trap another student in the broken Hogwarts one, and that event is what catches Malfoy onto it being a passage to the one in B&B if its fixed. They didn't just 'invent something as needed', and its why the books matter
A London storm would be rare, we dont get extreme weather, just continuous grey. The only storm i can think of would tell you to 'Shut Up'
17:50 "Somebody married you afterall". Th3birdman woke up and chose violence 😂😂😂
and it wasnt fuckin aragog that tried to kill harry and friends, he said specifically "My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command. But I cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly into our midst". Aragogs children tried to kill them. It's argued whether he meant he *couldn't* or *didn't want to* stop them
It's been very well-established that Hagrid has a blind spot for creatures generally considered dangerous, likely in part due to his own ancestry, both emotionally ('giants aren't that bad, my dad fell in love with one') and physically (a half-giant can is on pretty comfortable ground dealing with hippogriffs and the like, compared to pure humans). Jeremy sins consistent characterization.
Just another thing to note, and even showcasing more how books do matter: The whole Snape taking the unbreakable vow was literally the first chapter of the book. So seeing a direct path to Snape killing Dumbledore was something with the original book as well.
As someone who has grown to become frustrated by Cinemasin’s eagerness to nitpick, these videos are a delight
So what I get from Jeremy and the Luck potion thing is, if he found out that a weapon was super dangersous to make and had a high probabilty to kill the maker but was super-powerful, he would gladly sacrifice the 86% of people who died making the stuff just so he could have a mass quantity of the material.
And not to mention, since Felix Felicis is difficult to make, that would mean that those on market would be extremely expensive and hard to find. Which further disproves that “you could have gallons of it stored away” because the only ones who’d have the money to purchase that amount would have to be Malfoy levels of rich.
Jeremy is an odd fellow
I can definitely imagine him sacrificing an entire city to make the philosophers stone in FMA
Oh no, sacrificing humans to produce something that can make you very powerful...That sounds absolutely almost not like real world examples for exactly that...Up until only like 70 years ago the whole world functioned that way, how you think todays products have been invented and made safe to use? Not to mention things like atomic warfare and generally atomic research, which literally killed many of the people who made it, most notably Pierre and Marie Curie.
@@sylvestercat1898 So you say just because something is difficult and expensive to make no one would mass produce it? Blue Cheese, Wine, glass, steel and Fries would like to have a word with you
Can we appreciate how badass the cover art for half blood prince is?
Yea we can
Movie or book?
@@aegisring Yes 😐😶
@@williamwolfxrivera2418 excellent choice!
adn how awesome the hedwigs theme metal cover in the begining is?
To add to your point about why Liquid Luck being mass produced, Slughorn LITERALLY states that it's difficult to make and disastrous if made wrong.
Not only that, but it would need six months to stew before it was ready to consume.
Plus. if you take too much it can cause giddiness, recklessness, and dangerous overconfidence. As demonstrated with THIS movie, when Harry took that small vial, he got distracted and nearly failed getting the memory from Slughorn.
Plus, the Ministry for a while didn't believe Harry and thought it was pointless to use time turners or make Liquid Luck is large amounts. By the time they realized that Harry was right, the Time Turners were destroyed when the Death Eaters fought Harry and his friends at the Ministry in Book 5.
Isn't it also toxic after a while? I swear I remember that being one of the reasons
Edit: my bad, Birdman mentions that in the vid, I commented too early
I used to think the same think about liquid luck, great reminder
Which literally is the kind of counter argument that Jeremy states shall not be used. Just because it is difficult or takes long does not mean that no one could do it. If it is possible, then the people would absolutely do it. If merely six months were somewhat of a no go, then i wonder why Wine, Cheese or pretty much any alcohol is produced, as they usually ripe for months if not years and are in some cases also very difficult to make and disastrous if made wrong. One example would be Blue Cheese.
@@OssiEastborn True, but again, if you take too much it can cause giddiness, recklessness, and dangerous overconfidence.
As demonstrated with THIS movie, when Harry took that small vial, he got distracted and nearly failed getting the memory from Slughorn.
Even that small amount caused Harry to get distracted. It's toxic even in small doses
Horcrux memory you mean?
Okay, legitimate question, does Jeremy actually know how to cook? I grew up in a household with a chef and I know how to cook. What I couldn't do is create a three Michelin star dish like Gordon Ramsay or Heston Blumenthal. I couldn't follow one of their recipes with any degree of capability and I sure as shit couldn't do it off the top of my head or through experimentation. He seems to think that anyone should be able to follow a recipe or perform a spell but fails to realise the gap between early movies Neville and early movies Hermione. Talent is everything in our world and the wizarding world. That's why Dumbledore can do magic that not even Voldemort can.
Thank you 🙏🏻
I can’t tell if you were being disingenuous, but I think Jeremy was making a joke about how the diner woman “get’s off” at 11, not that she ends work at 11, and that it was specifically about when she has an orgasm.
So, Jeremy makes a cringy sex joke.
Also, on 6:27 - Yes, people went CRAZY over this twist, but I think that personally people got a bigger shot in the seventh book when it was revealed that Dumbledore had asked Snape to kill him. That's probably an even bigger twist.
"The things women look for [in men] are financial stability..."
Me: Alright, got that covered.
"...assertiveness..."
Me: Could admittedly use some work, but easy enough.
"...emotional intelligence..."
Me: Sounds good.
"...and height."
Me: Okay, guess I'm fucked.
Short kings hooking up with tall zombie ladies... LIVING THE DREAM.
Woman here- not all women place emphasis on height. Some do but some don’t. What I suggest is focus on things you CAN make better about yourself- strive to be good and do good things not to gain something, but because it is good to put kindness into the world. Work on confidence, humor, and emotional intelligence like birdman said. Constantly striving to be a better human is all anyone could ask for.
@@hidden_animator522 “Woman here”
Woman don’t exist what do you mean?
Jokes aside, your advice is 100% right but admittedly it is difficult for short guys to get into a relationship.
you know the dumbest part of Jeremys "the books dont matter" stuff?, he claims hes satirizing overly nitpicking nerds, but if that was the actual character he was playing he would be "um actually"ing every tiny insignificant detail thats different from the books, he could make this actual satire and his padding the sin count with tiny things would work because its part of the character
And the doubly irony is that overly nitpicking nerds WOULD look to the books for reference.
In fact, these kind of nerds would delve into *EVERY REFERENCE SOURCE POSSIBLE!!!!*
Look at Game Theory, for example.
That would require actual effort on Jeremy’s part though
@@greatsageclok-roo9013 I can be that type of nerd with certain things. Especially if I love it.
Jeremy’s sins remind me of these old VHS training videos in which there is always this one dude who completely misunderstands everything and asks the stupidest questions
Calling Voldermort by his aliases in the subtitles brings me a level of joy I did not expect this early in the day.
This man puts out consistently quality content and puts so much effort into these videos. He seriously deserves so many more subs than he has. Love you Birdman!
“This man was in love and fought Gellert Grindelwald.”
Are you saying the entire Fantastic Beasts series is an argument between exes?
Its rather unclear if dumbledore just had a crush on Grindelwald or if the two actually had a relationship.
TLDR; Pretty much, Grindelwald is having a hissy fit because he want that Dumble-dussy
I mean...you're not wrong tbh, but also Grindelwald formed their relationship with Dumbledore through locating the deathly hallows and revealing the wizarding world to the muggle world so they wouldn't have to live in secret (because Rowling is nothing but on the nose with gay relationships), they broke up (more or less) because Grindelwald wanted the wizards to rule over the muggles. It's kinda like how at the beginning of a relationship you go out with your partner and party and go on lots of dates, but as the relationship falls apart you slowly stop doing these things. Then you start doing it again after the break up to try to get over the end of the relationship and that person. Basically Grindelwald's rebound is world domination and mass murder. But I mean we've all been there...right?
Have you seen the latest film yet?
@@Tillyard86 No I’m going tonight
@@Tillyard86 Or are you talking about the last one with Johnny Depp?
I felt that "Grandma in Louisiana" line on a deep level. As a born and raised southerner, myself, I do confirm that g-mas from the south are practically born to make perfect fried chicken. And it tastes better every time they make it.
Also, the Vanishing Cabinet was established as early as the second book. Hell, it technically appeared in the deleted scenes for the second movie, even if it wasn't called out by name. So no, they didn't just make things up as they went along, Jeremy just lacks basic comprehension of Conservation of Detail
10:32 Slughorn’s line says it’s very difficult and getting it wrong means serious consequences. It’s a high risk high reward potion and even the direction you stir the potion in is known to affect the final product. I’d trust a potions teacher on what’s tricky to make, and that it was made is a show don’t tell for Slughorn’s skill level. It’s like that poison fish, if not prepared exactly right it’s deadly. Heck, we’ve seen a tricky to make potion in action with the Polyjuice Potion in Chamber of Secrets, it needed a month to brew, was hideously technical and required ingredients only available in Snape’s private stores.
No doubt the Ministry would have prevented mass production of potions like Felix Felicious. What potions like this, Veritaserum and Polyjuice can do while useful would be dangerous in the wrong hands. The book demonstrates Polyjuice being misused, and it was used by a criminal to stay undercover at Hogwarts in Goblet of Fire. Love potions are considered legal but Dumbledore desires to keep them out of Hogwarts, something Fred and George planned around. The sequence when Ron consumes the expired love potion from the chocolate cauldrons shows how potent they can be, and love potion as a date rape drug is how Tom Riddle Jr was conceived, his mother left homeless and heartbroken abandoning him to a muggle orphanage.
Fugu is the name of the deadly fish.
3:11 Dumbledore is the greatest wizard in the world, but there is still some debate whether the most powerful in all of history is him or Merlin.
Weren’t the founders of Hogwarts more powerful than Dumbledore?
For liquid luck. You also gotta remember slughorn is probsbly one of the best potion makers in the Wizarding world outside of Snape both shown to just work at a school with no need to be doing dangerous potion making for something they don't need much.
Potions has been shown throughout the books and movies to be a class most don't care about everyone cared about spells. So we could assume that outside of slughorn and Snape there arnt many top potion makers it's probsbly rare to get that good
One Punch Man was delayed but once it hit, I laughed for a solid minute. That's the quality of comedy we need in movies today.
I shouldn’t have watched this first thing in the morning. Now Jeremy has me all riled up and I’m going to wake the kids yelling “YEAH!” every time you speak. That said, I think I figured it out. Jeremy is a Muggle. He just plain doesn’t get it like we do.
9:26 there are no bones in the nose, it's cartilage
Jeremy has a hell of a time struggling with the mystery and fantasy genre.
Something I’d like to point out about the First slughorn scene: Not only is Dumbledore highly intelligent, but he is well known for finding the 12 practical uses for Dragon’s blood, which is why he can identify it so easily. He has so much first hand knowledge of it that he realizes “Not only is this not real blood from a real murder, but I also recognize this as Dragon’s blood, so someone is staging a murder here and probably using the (likely) potion ingredient they had on hand as a prop”
I think this is one of my least favorite movies in the series. Which is ironic considering that the book is one of my favorites in the series.
It happens when they butcher the main plot with a chainsaw in favor of mindless, super cringy teenage drama.
Yeah same. I love the book but the movie was such a slog for me when I do a marathon. (but if I had to choose a movie from the series that is my favorite it’s either Chamber of Secrets or Prisoner of Azkaban)
It's definitely on the weaker side.
Don't forget the burning of the burrows, aka the most unnecessary scene of all of Harry Potter films.
I can't believe Lego did a set out of this nonsensical moment.
It's really a crime we didn't see more of Tom's life. Leaving out the Gaunts was a mistake.
I love that I've never watched the Harry Potter movies all the way through, not even read the books, yet I still think I know more about the plot than Jeremy
8:29 Seems Luna was right after all, cause Jeremy's got quite the infestation of Wrackspurts in his head
They mad about 24 seconds of logos on a more than hour movie.... yet they have 12 seconds on a 19 minute video. Jesus.
2:51 As a Ravenclaw, I find myself rather elated knowing that he didn't put the House name in that hodgepodge of a sentence
I stopped watching Cinemasins long before finding Birdman. But after finding Birdman I promptly unsubscribed for cinsin. I knew there was something wrojg with the vids Cinsin was doing but couldn't explain it. So happy I found Birdman to point out what lazy, lying, poor writing and just cheating people cinsin is. Thanks Birdman. Much appreciated and please keep doing these I look forward to them and they help me understand the movies better. Awesome job.
Tbh thanks to Birdman I could do half of what he does watching Dartigan's Game Sins, which follow CinemaSins' habits a lot (cutting out parts, random sinning, etc.). Probably not related, but it's me affirming that what you felt about CinemaSins is right.
Well I enjoyed them untill Batman Vs Superman video. I was genuinely frustrated and decided to back off.
Ah a birdman video of 20+ mins, what a pleasant way to end the day :)
4:03 A little off-topic, but as someone from the Canary Islands, hearing this part was a big surprise; I can assure you that everyone on the cinema reacted to that line.
Birdmaaaaaan!
As someone who only recently watched every Harry Potter movie, this is perfect. Keep doin your thing man you’re dope 👌🏻🤘🏻
Omg I just found this and am so happy to see it's an ongoing thing! Kudos to you for saying you still respect Jeremy, I lost respect for him looooooong ago when I began realizing he's not even watching the movies he's sinning. It suddenly wasn't fun anymore, just mean spirited. So to see you take him down a peg (which he needs) and at times absolutely WRECK him (2:00 for example) is such a joy. Keep it up, and I hope YOU get millions of views soon--you totally deserve it!
Wondering if you'd do this before the new Fantastic Beasts entry comes, and I was right. Can't wait for the two Deathly Hallows videos!
Jeremy does know that harry used magic without his wand in poa when he inflated his aunt granted that was accidental magic but still
HAHAHA @7:50 acting like teenagers wanting to wander into an abandoned building is somehow not teenager like, is his dumbest sin yet.
I realized something with this video…if Jeremey didn’t have all these “question sins” where he just comes up with random scenarios or questions about what is on screen…these videos would only be like 5 minutes long
Much like they were originally back when the channel was about pointing out things he actually didn't like about movies. In other words, the golden age
Which is how long his early videos were. Even movies like The Last Airbender were only 5ish minutes long because he was only pointing out actual mistakes in the movie.
That’s the point. It’s designed to pad out the runtime like little, pointless sins are designed to pad out the sin count, as Birdman has called out plenty of times before.
If you watch his video for the original avengers movie it’s like 3 minutes long and this is why
I'm convinced at this point at least one of their writers is either trolling or helplessly inept, to the point it's sad. I swear they would sin a movie for progressing the plot in the same breath as not progressing the plot. Essentially "This movie happened" *Ding*
19:10, also it was literally mentioned as a thing in book 2. Not just that, that EXACT same vanishing cabinet was in book 2.
So Jeremy thinks every single magic item should have been introduced by now? Wtf
I swear, the day a DC movie actually includes Parallax again, Jeremy is gonna have a field day.
I'll take my wizard Harry with a gun thank you very much. He can stop Death Curses and redirect them, and is only considered a magical thug.
Gotta admit, that joke on Grindelwald's three different actors had me rolling for a bit.
Also the fact that he discovered the 12 uses of dragons blood probably means he knows the difference between human and Dragon blood
>Jeremy assumes a witch/wizard can't cast magic without a wand.
>casual side glance at the snake enclosure *in book one*.
That One Punch Man Line is why I fucking love you Birdman 😂🙌🏽 I’m glad you finally got around to these movies
another example for the "ron and hermione never showed any tension yadda yadda" in the third film, when buckbeak is murdered, hermione goes right to ron and then they hug -
and then harry's there too.
that one punch man joke sent me to orbid 😂 well played sir, well played😂
Sometimes I watch your videos with a group of friends and everyone loves how savagely you rip Jeremy apart as easy as breathing while making it educational and entertaining at the same time, so much you got a couple of new subscribers.
Really enjoy your videos, can't wait for the next two. Deathly Hallows P2 is my favorite of the movies, up there with Order of the Phoenix and Prisoner of Azkaban, so I can't wait to see that. Although HBP isn't my favorite book or movie, I do still enjoy reading it occasionally. I'm not a huge fan of the Voldemort backstory, mainly because it makes re-reading it take forever and I'm more concerned about what's happening in the present. Sure, the first time through, it's great for understanding Voldemort as a person (which sounds weird), but once you know his backstory it just takes up so much time. My favorite book, Order of the Phoenix has this problem a little too, mainly with Grawp, but aside from that I don't have a problem with the length of the Order because every second of it I'm waiting until the end when Umbridge gets kicked out.
Amazingly, despite being the Potterhead that I am, I'm still learning things about the HP universe that I didn't already know. Magic without wands, wands directing a wizard's power, Accio working only on inanimate objects, are all things I've learned because of watching you. Keep up the good work.
I don't even watch CinemaSins anymore, because half of the time they fail to point out the flaws that are actually in the movie, and make this bs instead. If you're gonna critique a film, actually critique it. Don't pretend just for views, because then you skew your viewer's memories of the film to think it's way worse than it actually is.
"The hat is sentient." *Adding in my head*: "Jeremy is not."
No lie, the Tom Riddle subtitle gags still makes me laugh harder than it should.
Honestly though, the cafe scene is totally weird and out of place and often a lot of the cute intro scenes break a lot of the rules of the series.
And the dumbest part is she allowed these scenes lol
You ripping apart a cinema sins HP video is always the highlight of my day!
"Why isn't Felix Felicis mass produced"
oh i don't know Jeremy if the price for producing physical good luck was losing a limb or my life if i fucked it up, i believe I'd be less inclined to do so
A Birdman video is a good way to start my day.
These videos educate me more and more on the harry potter magic system that I was to distracted to think about while bingeing the films one day.
19:56 Like you said, he sinned that movie, so the answer to that question is likely a resounding Yes with a captia Y.
the point of hagrid is his unreasonable love for dangerous beasts
19:48 speaking as someone who has worked with middle schoolers and who had a parent as a teacher: sometimes there's no better entertainment than just watching kids/teens be kids/teens right before your eyes
"I know she likes Ron in a romantic way but nerds gotta nerd" Hey man, even bookworms put down the books.
I like the “that’s specific” joke… if you don’t get it, then you have lost your teenage boy humor
17:51 You could possibly also sin Jeremy actually thinking Harry was interested in Romilda.
I always kind of saw his "but I *AM* the Chosen One" as messing with Hermione, given the way he says in and the way he smiles after she smacks him. Remember that Harry is actually shown to be a bit of a smartass, hell, one of his most famous examples of it takes place in this book ("There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor.").
Besides, right after, he's shown to have invited Luna Lovegood, possibly one of the least popular girls at Hogwarts.
Birdman: Let’s just say our society has many double standards.
Me, a girl who talks about this crap with my male friend quite often: A-freaking-men, Birdman!
I would love to see you tackle TVSins. Maybe 3 or 4 eps per video?
Oh also Unbreakable Vow was mentioned by Ron to Harry in one of the first books, talking about one of the only times Mr. Weasley actually got mad at the twins
Yesterday I was thinking about how it could be a while before we get this video since Order of the Phoenix was so recent.
Then I woke up to the notication for this!
Hope you're able to finish the rest soon.
Im starting to think that some of the sins he makes are ironic on purpose.
I don't think someone can genuinely be stupid enough to think they are right if they said some of the things he does.
6:41 -the unbreakable vow; would the spell have killed Snape if he broke the vow, or would another Death Eater had done it?-
6:56 thank you.
There's something that's honestly kind of minor about this franchise, but it still bugs the heck out of me:
Questions way too often are asked in two sentences.
"Did you find him? R.A.B.?"
They do this all the time and I hate it.
Now I'm imagining random questions asked in two parts, like:
"What do you want? For breakfast?"
"Can you tell me? The hour?"
"Why did you? Do that?"
Yup, sounds stupid as heck.
To be fair, that's something a lotta people do in real life.
@@MurasakiTsukimaru your kidding? Right?
…I think someone needs to explain to the Birdman that’s he actually pretty… pretty.
Basically Jeremy throught the HP movies.
Explanations with magic: well logically that dont make sense
Explanations without magic: but how do these things happen!?
Bruh I just finished Half Blood Prince (the book) awhile ago, this should be fun
This is so cool I just found your channel a few days ago and I was watching your Harry Potter videos excited to see another one
15:00 And not to mention that the VERY FIRST MOVIE is showing that wizards can use magic without wands by having Harry perform magic randomly (i.e. make the glass in the Zoo disappear and reappear)
If only they focused on the Voldemort backstory, the most intriguing part of the books instead of the cheesy romance, oh well