Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Order of the Phoenix in 25 Minutes or Less

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  • @Th3Birdman
    @Th3Birdman  2 роки тому +77

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    • @MSTUD10S
      @MSTUD10S 2 роки тому +3

      Hey birdman you should do " everything wrong with TYsins peacemaker episode"

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому +2

      Unova’s elite four theme at the end!?
      You may not like it, genwunners, but you’ve to admit… Birdman’s got Style!

    • @diegoleonelreyes
      @diegoleonelreyes 2 роки тому +2

      Do everything wrong with cinemawins ghostbusters 1984

    • @andrewphillips8341
      @andrewphillips8341 2 роки тому

      Thailand doesn't have a red light district. Thailand IS a red light district. *kidding Nana Plaza was the amazing*

    • @cheezybastard8661
      @cheezybastard8661 2 роки тому +2

      @Th3Birdman seeing my comment in your video tickled me! So awesome! Cheers mate! (I'm Aussie btw)

  • @scottyp1722
    @scottyp1722 2 роки тому +1129

    I like how the Room of Requirement is the closest thing that Jeremy has ever seen to an actual Deus Ex Machina and he doesn't call it out.

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 2 роки тому +27

      I mean it was made to be a Deus ex writer

    • @lordtoademort8124
      @lordtoademort8124 2 роки тому +15

      @@RenaldyCalixte still isn't even a deus ex machina as it was established earlier in the book a good while before it's use

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 2 роки тому +15

      Guys the poster didn't say the Room of Requirement is a dues ex machina, hes saying its the closest thing that Jeremy could see that he could claim is one.

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 2 роки тому +18

      @@dannyjorde2677 if you buy a frozen pie, then placed ingredients that make a pie next to the frozen pie, what is closer to being a pie? The frozen pie or the pie ingredients?

    • @zangetsu5221
      @zangetsu5221 2 роки тому +7

      @@rorrim0 I like that analogy.

  • @chandleralves698
    @chandleralves698 2 роки тому +591

    Considering how terrified the Dursley's are of magic, I'm not even surprised Dudley could run that fast. Fear and adrenaline are a powerful combination. And if I remember the books correctly, Dudley was boxing by then, so he's probably more fit in Order of the Phoenix than he was in previous installments.

    • @marlinfromfindingnemo8954
      @marlinfromfindingnemo8954 2 роки тому +74

      Also Dudley despite being pudgy is an athletic kid he is known to do boxing and despite that not being a leg heavy sport it still requires a level of athleticism that Harry definitely doesn’t have

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 2 роки тому +15

      @@marlinfromfindingnemo8954 Harry has had plenty of experience running away from things.

    • @marlinfromfindingnemo8954
      @marlinfromfindingnemo8954 2 роки тому +32

      @@jbcatz5 true but other than quidditch Harry never did any sports, does he even work out really

    • @HenryLoenwind
      @HenryLoenwind 2 роки тому +27

      Having had about the same body shape as him at that age, I can attest to being able to run at speed even without training in any sport. I wasn't able to keep it up as long as others who didn't have to carry that much excess weight, and I would be more than a little bit out of breath afterwards, but that's it.
      BTW: While still growing, the body's fat and muscle masses are out of balance all the time. This has the side effect that the body will not reduce muscle mass to the lowest necessary level like it will in a grown-up.

    • @supervegito2277
      @supervegito2277 2 роки тому

      That, this is after he started getting into shape, so to speak.

  • @joshuaking3731
    @joshuaking3731 2 роки тому +175

    Regarding Luna's sudden appearance. Let's not forget these are high school kids split into 4 houses that span 7 years. This is Harry's 5th year as a Gryffindor, Luna is a 4th year Ravenclaw. Harry barely pays attention to kids from other houses in his own year. Why would he care about a girl younger than him in a different house that doesn't play quidditch?

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 2 роки тому +21

      CinemaSins acts like we should have been introduced to every student prior to this lmfao

    • @grizzly_manbanimation8436
      @grizzly_manbanimation8436 Рік тому +4

      @@salem-01 which is funny, because if that were the case, then we never would be introduced to new characters in different films.

    • @Remson-11
      @Remson-11 4 місяці тому +4

      Plus he missed the sorting ceremony when Luna started. Sorry for coming 2 years late XD

  • @HunhowsShadowStalker
    @HunhowsShadowStalker 2 роки тому +529

    In the book, Bellatrix never used the Killing Curse. The Killing Curse is explicitly stated to be green in coloration, and the book described the spell hitting Sirius as being red in color. It wasn't the spell that killed him, it knocked him through the stone archway known as the Veil, which is what actually killed him.
    Now THAT is an actual sin of the movie, Bellatrix using Avada Kedavra in that scene as opposed to the red spell Stupefy. Due to the use of Avada Kedavra in the film, it makes the Veil itself seem pointless.

    • @MADLADCOMICS
      @MADLADCOMICS 2 роки тому +102

      It also contradicts other instances in the movies where using the killing curse caused immediate death but somehow Sirius resisted long enough to look at Harry and fall back into the Veil. As a kid i was so confused trying to understand was it the curse that killed Sirius or the Veil.

    • @pivotguydc1149
      @pivotguydc1149 2 роки тому +52

      In the movie you get the vibe that all the Veil does is hold dead people behind it, providing an elegant way to send off Sirius rather than seeing him drop to the ground or something.

    • @TheMcgreary
      @TheMcgreary 2 роки тому +9

      Was it ever explained what the veil is however? Like i legit can't remember

    • @Chris-ks4sw
      @Chris-ks4sw 2 роки тому +23

      @@TheMcgreary No the veil is never explained in the books.

    • @iriswaldenburger2315
      @iriswaldenburger2315 2 роки тому +30

      Yeah that shit always bothered me… in the Books he dies because he falls through and Harry doesn’t understand why he can’t follow or why Sirius just can’t come back out

  • @SamTheMarioMan
    @SamTheMarioMan 2 роки тому +334

    22:22 More than that: Neville finding the prophecy first is brilliant writing, because as we learn later, the "Chosen One" spoken of in that prophecy could've referred to either Harry *or* Neville, with Harry only becoming the Chosen One because Voldemort chose to target him and not Neville.
    ...Of course, I'm sure Jeremy doesn't know anything about this, because "ThE bOoKs DoN't MaTtEr"

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 2 роки тому +5

      Doesn't Neville also happen to defeat Tommy-boy at some point, too?

    • @pivotguydc1149
      @pivotguydc1149 2 роки тому +18

      @@InfernosReaper he kills Nagini with the Sword of Gryffindor, destroying the final Horcrux (other than Harry himself)

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 2 роки тому +7

      @@pivotguydc1149 sounds like a defeat of Mr Riddle to me.

    • @courtneyprice3487
      @courtneyprice3487 2 роки тому +9

      @@RenaldyCalixte other way around, the sorting hat wanted to put Neville in Gryffindor because he does have very brave heroic qualities. But also the hat sorts based on what qualities you value as a person. Neville's parents being aurors and his grandmother being the headstrong fighter that she was would definitely make him see the value in bravery and doing the selfless thing to save others. But Neville being timid and shy at the time thought he belonged in Hufflepuff thinking himself to not be very special and knowing the "lame" reputation that Hufflepuff carried. The hat convinced Neville to change his mind and eventually agree to be sorted into Gryffindor.
      In contrast, Harry directly asked the hat not to sort him into Slytherin even though he indeed does have Slytherin traits and the horcrux most likely pushed him over the edge. The hat reiterated that he believed he would've done better in Slytherin a year later in COS when Harry started talking to snakes and everyone thought he might be Slytherin's heir. Harry asked not to go to Slytherin because he knew the reputation and didn't care what house he was in as long as he wasn't associated with any of them. Neville thought the hat was wrong too, but he didn't ask to be put in Hufflepuff, he decided to try to argue with the hat instead... and the hat won.

    • @skriddlehiddles
      @skriddlehiddles 2 роки тому +2

      I was just about to comment the same thing

  • @smilley792
    @smilley792 2 роки тому +327

    I love how much sass dumbeldore has.
    Literally all the magic community - “he who shall not be named”
    Death eaters - “dark lord”
    Harry Potter - “Voldemort”
    Dumbledore - “TOM!!”

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 2 роки тому +21

      Harry just says Voldemort. Never calls him Lord Voldemort.

    • @peronafanman
      @peronafanman 2 роки тому +36

      You know you're fucked when they start calling you by your first name.

    • @smilley792
      @smilley792 2 роки тому +18

      @@maximaldinotrap edited as you are spot on.
      Was writing while watching. Don’t multitask people.

    • @fanofaction2364
      @fanofaction2364 2 роки тому +15

      I kinda was thinking about yesterday how calling him Tom is dead-naming him (insert Obe Wan from a certain point of few here). Tom was his birth name that he rejected and Voldemort was the name he choose that suited him better. What I am saying is that it wasn’t that much of a surprise that JK Rowling was a TERF.

    • @PriyaPans
      @PriyaPans 2 роки тому +2

      @@fanofaction2364 perfect except for one thing. It shouldn't have been surprising the JKR IS a TERF.

  • @DestinyHime
    @DestinyHime 2 роки тому +171

    Also:
    In Book 4 Barty Crouch Jr. whilst disguised as Mad Eye Moody said: “you could point your wands at me, say those words and I doubt I’d get much more than a nosebleed”
    I initially figured that was because they were young wizards. However, if you take that plus the fact that not even death eaters just throw around the killing curse… it implies that doing that spell takes a lot of power. Which the average wizard just can’t do.
    In the fifth book Bellatrix says that to do unforgivable curses you have to mean them. In the case of the killing curse you have to completely 100% want someone to die and be 100% willing to kill them. Which thankfully, is not all that common. Most people don’t want to kill other people. And that implies that the unforgivable curses aren’t actually this super powerful and hard to do magic. The reason Voldemort is so good at AKs is just because he’s a total psychopath.

    • @yoboichill0842
      @yoboichill0842 2 роки тому

      I would say a complete sociopath with complete and total apathy

  • @sundeepkuntimad5339
    @sundeepkuntimad5339 2 роки тому +236

    One thing to mention about the fat out of shape scene is that Dudley was on a weight loss journey and had taken up boxing as was seen on pottermore. Obviously Dudley could be able to keep up since he lost most of the fat in his body.

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 2 роки тому +40

      Didn't even need to go to Pottermore. It was in the books too lol
      They have no excuse

    • @markpiper6382
      @markpiper6382 2 роки тому +2

      Just like my dad tells me: "It's not fat it's muscle."
      Wait but he doesn't work out though... weird.

    • @niero4201
      @niero4201 2 роки тому +6

      I didn't even consider there being a reason he'd be fit.
      As a fat guy who has been able to outrun all his thinner friends since like... ever, especially with adrenaline lol, nothing even crossed my mind, just looked perfectly natural to me.

    • @TheAlphatitan
      @TheAlphatitan 2 роки тому +3

      Dudley was said to be a champion boxer in the books, and after his diet he became very muscular. Dudley is actually more fit than Harry.

  • @esavvysavokiii1277
    @esavvysavokiii1277 2 роки тому +52

    The thing Jeremy said that amounts to "why does everyone have to have a tragic backstory" really gets on my nerves. This is a world in which an extremely powerful wizard gained a cult of personality built around bloodracism that was already deeply ingrained into their society, and they murdered countless people, tortured others, and had control of their government. Even after Voldy was defeated their group still had a huge presence in the Ministry and just in general. And the events of OOTP take place only like 15 years after he was killed. Extremely recent history. So, yeah, people are gonna have traumatic backstories, because the world they live in has been pretty traumatizing. The backstories aren't there for no reason; they're directly connected to the plot and the setting.

  • @gabrielmargolies9154
    @gabrielmargolies9154 2 роки тому +84

    Sin #28: Also, Jeremy implies in this video that the thestrals are "only now" pulling the carriages, meaning he thinks they weren't pulling it before. This is wrong, as the thestrals were always pulling the carriages and Harry can only now see them because he has seen Cedric Diggory die.

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 2 роки тому +4

      But didnt he see his parents die as a baby?

    • @onyxrose4349
      @onyxrose4349 2 роки тому +14

      @@dustyrose192 Yes but he didn't really 'get' the death. It's more of... a fact that his parents died. Whereas he actually understood watching Cedric's.

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 2 роки тому

      @@dustyrose192
      Do you understand any of what you saw as a baby? Or even remember it to begin with?

    • @grizzly_manbanimation8436
      @grizzly_manbanimation8436 10 місяців тому

      @@sdm47 most likely no, which is why it would make sense as to why it doesn’t count.

  • @kage1061
    @kage1061 2 роки тому +45

    Jeremy: *calls being a muggle a tragic backstory*
    Me: *You-Know-Who senses strongly tingle*

    • @kage1061
      @kage1061 2 роки тому +3

      @@RenaldyCalixte Duh! Jeremy getting pissed whenever Hufflepuff cheered because of Slytherin's defeat in the Sorcerer's Stone is a dead away. This also confirms my suspicion of him being secretly linked to a certain You-Know-Who.😂

  • @animefan8591
    @animefan8591 2 роки тому +71

    Not to mention continuously misunderstanding that " prophecies can only be retrieved by those about whom they are made" when Lucius and co are trying to get it and Lucius actually holds it, Jeremy thinks it's impossible but Harry taking it from the shelf was him retrieving it now it's up for grabs

  • @Riku-zv5dk
    @Riku-zv5dk 2 роки тому +212

    I am always happy for more The Birdman, even if I have to listen to Jeremy along the way. It does make me wonder, why does pre-Breakdown me love Cinemasin so much, yet post-Breakdown me despise them so much that just listening to them is difficult and fills me with seething rage

    • @JanizMakudomaru
      @JanizMakudomaru 2 роки тому +29

      Because you are smarter than you were before and you notice bullshit more now.

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 2 роки тому +1

      Breakdown?

    • @Riku-zv5dk
      @Riku-zv5dk 2 роки тому +27

      @@donovanlocust1106 I have schizophrenia and dissociative disorder, I'm medicated now, but years ago I wasn't and lost my grip on reality as my mind fractured more and more. With my recovery I have had a massive shift in my whole life, and things I once liked I now hate, like cinemasin

    • @bsperoz
      @bsperoz 2 роки тому +1

      Good question.

    • @andreigeorgescu872
      @andreigeorgescu872 2 роки тому +14

      @@Riku-zv5dk hope you are doing better now bro🤗

  • @tomsenior7405
    @tomsenior7405 2 роки тому +70

    My kids never found the Harry Potter Franchise particularly interesting. Fair enough. Having said that, I reckon that even when they were 10 years old, they could have done a better job than CinemaSins of critiquing the Potter Movies. Thanks Th3birdman for doing another great job. How you tolerate the cheapness and falsehoods of CinemaSins is beyond me. I can imagine Fans of Potter cheering you on for your efforts. (It is pronounced Lieutenant, not pronounced Lieutenant).

  • @madladdie7069
    @madladdie7069 2 роки тому +18

    8:00
    There's an excellent line in one of the books. The Prime Minister asks why they are having any trouble with Voldemort since they can do literal magic. The Minister just responds with:
    "Unfortunately, they can too."

  • @Teddy2g
    @Teddy2g 2 роки тому +11

    My favorite part of this video is where Birdman always says Voldemort but the subtitles always say something anyone else would call the Dark Lord. Great video as always.

  • @marcusxx6810
    @marcusxx6810 2 роки тому +39

    The outtakes and ad libs bit at the end is probably the hardest I’ve laughed at your vids in a while. Please keep doing this

  • @peacekeypr
    @peacekeypr 2 роки тому +22

    "What part of it do you not understand"
    Jeremy: yes

  • @chrisa7905
    @chrisa7905 2 роки тому +18

    That HP theme at the beginning sounded like a mix of Harry Potter and The Godfather.... and now I want a magical mafia movie.

    • @RealCaptainAwesome
      @RealCaptainAwesome 2 роки тому +1

      Scarface? Too soon for a remake or mash up?

    • @chrisa7905
      @chrisa7905 2 роки тому +3

      @@RealCaptainAwesome Magical Tony Montana cornering the market on Floo Powder? Or even the OG Scarface Al Capone moving Butterbeer during prohibition lol So many possibilities. Maybe Snape was pushing potions on the side, who knows..

  • @Scout-164
    @Scout-164 2 роки тому +15

    I love the way that the Birdman roasted Shaun, Jay and Bobvids for being inactive by pointing out he's the first to call out this video.

  • @maxrichards3881
    @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому +86

    Jeremy is sooo close to be having a point with Harry being sent to the Dursleys, because the magical protection around Harry specifically no longer works, due to Voldemort’s resurrection in Goblet of Fire.
    However, it doesn’t just protect him, but his blood relative’s home as well, and that protection isn’t bypassed by the blood exchange.
    Anyway you look at the 2nd sin, it’s wrong.

    • @magnumsteel9770
      @magnumsteel9770 2 роки тому +22

      It actually does protect him. The protection stops Voldemort being able to kill Harry. Even if he can touch him now, he still can't kill him with the protection active. I might be wrong tho, I need to reread them again soon

    • @tonysonic456
      @tonysonic456 2 роки тому +14

      @@magnumsteel9770 You're actually right. In book 7, Voldemort states that because his wand is intrinsically linked to Harry's, he can only hurt but not kill Harry. It's the whole reason he has Lucius hand over his wand and goes after the Elder Wand.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому +3

      @@magnumsteel9770
      The point of the protection charm isn’t specifically against Voldemort. It’s in general.

  • @Cinemabu11
    @Cinemabu11 2 роки тому +37

    To further add to your point about the Ministry monitoring Underage Magic, the Trace allows them to only see that Underage Magic has been performed IN THE VICINITY an underage wizard, they can't figure out WHO performed it unless they go to that area themselves. But the reason they know Harry performed it was because he lives in an area in which they KNOW there are no wizards in that area, meaning their assumption about Harry is correct.
    In fact, in Chamber of Secrets, he got a letter from the Ministry when Dobby performed magic in his house. They didn't know Dobby was there and they know Harry lives with Muggle relatives, so they assumed it was him. You might ask, why didn't they expel him then. There are many factors
    1). Harry in Goblet of Fire said Voldemort was back and the Ministry doesn't want to cause mass panic, so after that moment, they wanted to silence Harry by taking any extreme measures unlike before. After that moment, they looked for ANY excuse to expel Harry.
    2). Depending on the circumstances, witches and wizards can use/be near magic when underage, like when they are at Hogwarts or when it's to defend themselves from Dark Wizards. Or if they NEED to Apparate, they should do it while being supervised by an adult wizard, similar to how you need a licensed adult in the car with you, and a learner's permit when you're practicing how to drive at 16.
    3). The Ministry is more lenient to young wizards performing magic, because the young witch/wizard's magical ability is unstable and hard to control at a young age. Plus if they're using spells that are otherwise harmless or aren't as severe in the Ministry's eyes, they will let you off with a warning. Harry was excused for using the Lumos spell in Prisoner of Azkaban (movie) because it wasn't severe, it's the equivalent of turning on a magical flashlight. Turning his aunt into a balloon was an accident since he was still young and learning how to control his magic.
    The Trace, which allows the Ministry to monitor underage magic, can't trace some forms of magical transport, like broomsticks, thestrals or enchanted vehicles. The Ministry, despite them trying to get Harry, still allowed SOME magic to be performed around him after the deal with the Dementors. The reason being that most Ministry members actually aren't against Harry. This is shown when most of the members agreed to acquit him of all charges, and they let him get off the hook with The Order performing Alohomora and Lumos charms around him in this movie. It's similar to how littering is against the law and how you can get a fine up to $500, but you will most likely get a warning at first if caught. It also depends on the authority figure, since some are reasonable, and some are....Dolores Umbridge.
    The reason The Order used broomsticks was because they don't trust the Ministry, as they have been trying to hide the truth about Voldy's return, as B-Man has stated.

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 2 роки тому +34

    3:30 It’s also consistent in characterisation for the Ministry to miss facts, as they attributed a hovering charm performed by Dobby to Harry. This can be explained by the seventh book finally explaining how underage magic is detected, and as Harry was the only one known to be capable of magic registered in the area he was the one blamed. The same thing brings in the Ministry when Harry expands Aunt Marge, but punishment is waived due to extenuating circumstances involving an escaped convict.

  • @upsetpringle8353
    @upsetpringle8353 2 роки тому +55

    Loved the rant about us British! Had me on my arse laughing. Keep up the good work King.

    • @horimo8920
      @horimo8920 2 роки тому +1

      Ikr!

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 2 роки тому +6

      I loved it when he said, "Allo!" He's silly as hell! "You call the thing what it does. A lift." 🤣

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 2 роки тому +4

      @@RenaldyCalixte I could hear him say, "What the hell?! How is an apartment a flat to you guys? How does that make any sense? You're no different from a flat earther!" 🤣

  • @GraceBerlin1
    @GraceBerlin1 2 роки тому +13

    An addition for one of the first sins: Since the fifth book Dudley is a boxer and he improved his fitness a lot to win a tournament. So it’s actual more surprising that Harry is as fast as Dudley.^^

    • @selonianth
      @selonianth 2 роки тому +1

      Harry is also an athlete, even if you argue for some reason that maneuvering and attempting to chase at speed on a broom doesn't take much athleticism (HA, tell that to for a decent comparison a Motorcycle racer), he also runs around a lot.

  • @LivingLikeLarry12
    @LivingLikeLarry12 2 роки тому +54

    I did track and fuel in HS and fat people or plus weight guys are actually pretty fast. My school and a lot of other schools had big guys who did the 100m dash and were actually fast. One of the relay teams who qualified for state even had a big guy (ran like a low 11 high 10

    • @jameslambert5198
      @jameslambert5198 2 роки тому +4

      Christ one of the most athletic guys I've ever seen is a super heavyweight, basically the size of Mark Henry, and is as athletic as Rey Mysterio. Keith Lee. Someone's weight isn't always a defining attribute lol

  • @rajkumarraghuram7085
    @rajkumarraghuram7085 2 роки тому +5

    Love the fact that Birdman doesn't put Voldemort in the captions but says it all the time.

  • @jadedsilverlining9427
    @jadedsilverlining9427 2 роки тому +15

    See, my problem with the whole "we have received word that you performed magic in the presence of a muggle" bit is the muggle in question literally being one of the few who already knew magic existed and RELATED to Harry. Like, Dudley lives with him for fuck's sake

  • @gabrielmargolies9154
    @gabrielmargolies9154 2 роки тому +19

    Sin #38: Nice burn. Also, I'm curious what you think. I've always felt that Professor McGonagall wanted to have this argument in front of the students to show them that she was on their side and that the teachers weren't just taking Umbridge's BS.

    • @talynhastime9343
      @talynhastime9343 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, McGonagall isn’t tactless or uncouth, she has impeccable manners, but Umbridge is a direct threat to the students and the school she loves, and she will not stand for it by kowtowing to a shitty bureaucrat like Dolores.

  • @master-of-many-fandoms2020
    @master-of-many-fandoms2020 2 роки тому +23

    Hey, Birdman. There maybe an explanation for the “Niffler Summoning Charm” Controversy. “The summoning of a Golden Snidget by Modesty Rabnott in the book Quidditch Through the Ages as well as Newton Scamander's use of the charm to summon a Niffler in the film Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald seemingly clashes with the rule that living creatures supposedly can't be summoned. Ted Tonks also summons salmon in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, though it is not entirely clear if the salmon was alive at the time.
    Harry Potter uses this charm to summon toads on two occasions; firstly to summon Neville Longbottom's toad, Trevor, when practising the charm in preparation for the Triwizard Tournament, and secondly in his fifth year to retrieve the toad on which he was practising his silencing charm. A possible explanation is that the summoning charm can be used on some living creatures, but they must be in direct line of sight and/or only a short distance away.”
    Hopefully this explains it well.

  • @juggernautwzrd
    @juggernautwzrd 2 роки тому +6

    i cant put in to words how much i want you to keep on doing these videos the way you break so many of his "sins" and arguments with yours are just too good

  • @CazAvery
    @CazAvery 2 роки тому +7

    Loved the big call out of ancient Greek names at the end with Hermione.

  • @kaganmercan5401
    @kaganmercan5401 2 роки тому +8

    Also, Neville is the other candidate for the prophecy. Harry and Neville both described and Voldemort chose Harry, half-blood wizard as himself, not the pureblood like Neville. Thus, he might noticed the orb.

  • @acg452
    @acg452 2 роки тому +58

    Akira Toriyama has a couple of decades worth of continuity to keep up with.
    Jeremy is a hipster.
    Akira Toriyama has the respect and admiration of his peers and millions of people worldwide for creating a funny, entertaining world where the stakes of a given story can range from saving a lost child to saving the universe
    Jeremy has fanboys.
    Akira Toriyama makes characters and stories that are still talked about and enjoyed to this day, even the older stuff.
    Jeremy puts out video after video that clearly demonstrates he doesn't actually retain anything longer than it takes to make a dick/fart joke out of it.
    This isn't apples and oranges. This is Apples and... I dunno. Diet Flavor-Ade?

    • @SuperUmizoomi
      @SuperUmizoomi 2 роки тому +5

      @JustACommenter they're still both fruit at least, this is like, apples and anime body pillows

    • @creatorstory9916
      @creatorstory9916 2 роки тому +3

      I would of said this is like the difference between an apple, and a guy holding an orange.

    • @GentlyUsedFrog
      @GentlyUsedFrog 2 роки тому +1

      @@creatorstory9916 would have*

  • @flexonjulian419
    @flexonjulian419 2 роки тому +2

    I love how you used different names for Voldemort in the subtitles

  • @strangeavocado9279
    @strangeavocado9279 2 роки тому +8

    Th3Birdman ranting about British English is something I didn’t know I needed today

  • @pyronuke4768
    @pyronuke4768 2 роки тому +14

    5:52 and 18:46 I've been noticing for years that he does this. Half his business model relies people having not seen the movie he's sinning, in a while or at all, because once they take a closer look you get guys like th3birdman.

  • @RainyDays2790
    @RainyDays2790 2 роки тому +6

    i live for birdman rants. also im more impressed with how ginny could read over rons shoulder while the book was half closed than any sin in this movie

  • @bibbus3588
    @bibbus3588 2 роки тому +7

    As a British person that rant made me spit out my tea and twiddle my moustache furiously it made me so angry my top hat flew off my head and my monocle fell out i almost rang the queen herself on my tellyphone

  • @eileenbutterfly7856
    @eileenbutterfly7856 10 місяців тому +2

    Ok, what I like most about this movie is that the word Umbridge means offense. They literally named a character Dolores Offense.

  • @SuperFlik
    @SuperFlik 2 роки тому +5

    Didn't expect the Toriyama burn, caught me off guard

  • @wsconsn
    @wsconsn 2 роки тому +47

    The real sin is that there were plenty of non verbal killing curses tossed around in the battle between the Order and the Death Eaters, they show plenty of green bolts of energy, Bellatrix has a flair for the dramatic and was killing her blood traitor cousin in front of his godson whom is also the primary antagonist for her leader and love interest. Of course she’s going to use the verbal spell.
    She then ran away taunting Harry to lead him away from the relative safety of the Order. This was a beautiful example of characterization for all involved.
    Sirius a cocky arrogant bastard who got so caught up in the moment that he called Harry by his fathers name, then stood still in the middle of a battlefield next to an artifact so dangerous the MoM keeps it locked away.
    Bellatrix got a hero moment by killing a traitor to her side and family, hurting Harry who she wants to kill but isn’t allowed to kill, and leading him directly to her boss whom she really wants to bone.
    Harry shows again that he’s a hot head who runs head first into danger and is controlled by his emotions which was set up by his failure to resist legilimency, and his powerful emotions are what prevents Voldemort from being able to possess Harry in the end.
    They sinned 3 characters development as well as the reason that Harry, Dumbeldor, and Voldemort were all in the lobby for the final battle.

    • @DarkBanks3
      @DarkBanks3 2 роки тому +2

      @@RenaldyCalixte what’s worse is in the Cursed Child, they had a kid together

    • @TeamCap623
      @TeamCap623 2 роки тому +5

      Sirius may have been cocky but not an arrogant bastard

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 2 роки тому

      @@RenaldyCalixte
      Hey! Nothing is more disgusting than Dramione
      Bring more disgusting than that would take talent

  • @horimo8920
    @horimo8920 2 роки тому +16

    This is one of my favorite books in the series up there with the third book. I remember reading this for the first time there's some parts in it that truly amazed me! This part in the series has tackled what Harry was going through when that no one was talking to him. Such as Dumbledore, Hermione, Ron and pretty much all his friends they're all scared just as much as he was!

    • @CrazyWerewolf444
      @CrazyWerewolf444 2 роки тому +1

      Same. I love the 5th book the most and is my number one because of the themes and conflict that affects the rest of the series. Book 3 is also my second favorite because of how well it was written. The the 5th movie for me is the best of the series not because i love book 5 the most, but because of how well directed and edited it was. Sure it would have been nice to have certain moments from the book in the film, but the film did an amazing job at portraying what the book did with the proper length and set up.

    • @Mrtakeurbrain
      @Mrtakeurbrain 2 роки тому +1

      @@CrazyWerewolf444 so great to hear or read this from another fan! I too thought the movie handled some parts very well and some that needed a bit of work!

    • @brindavison6466
      @brindavison6466 2 роки тому

      @@CrazyWerewolf444 I never read the books, but from what I've heard, the film remained consistent with the overall plot.

  • @Courier-Six
    @Courier-Six 2 роки тому +22

    To paraphrase Michael Scott "if i was in a room with a gun, two bullets, Bellatrix Lestrange, Voldemort, and Umbridge, i would shoot Bellatrix twice." Fuck that Witch for takin out Sirius. Between that, Dobby, Nevilles parents, and Hermione she is singlehandedly the worst character in Harry Potter, Arguably worse than Voldemort since he tends to think he is above getting his hands dirty and tends to only do so as a means of asserting dominance and supremacy over the death eaters where Lestrange tortures people for fun

    • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
      @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 2 роки тому

      Personally I’d smoke Voldy and Umbridge and make Bellatrix mine. That’s just me and I often have an attraction to deadly fictional women like Hela, Bellatrix, Ventress, Kuvira, etc.

  • @PoorSkill
    @PoorSkill 2 роки тому +4

    I love how there is always a other subtitle for Voldemort

  • @PGHDude
    @PGHDude 2 роки тому +7

    I love this channel. I only even watch Cinemasins anymore just to get the original take before Birdman gets at him.

  • @TheUndeadMerc04
    @TheUndeadMerc04 2 роки тому +5

    Actually after the feasts, everything goes down to a kitchen full of house elves. They cook the food and put it on identical tables and the tables switch, bringing the food up, and the empty tables down.

  • @horimo8920
    @horimo8920 2 роки тому +10

    Also this movie has sent a howler to Harry to talk to him about using magic around a muggle. When that is a parent's job to do when they're kid has done something bad, not the ministry. That's kind of why it exists in the books. Also the true sin of this movie using something that hasn't been used for that kind of thing.

  • @jakeasaurus0155
    @jakeasaurus0155 2 роки тому +39

    This is the first EWWCS I’ve watched of yours that genuinely infuriated me (because of cinema sins I should say, not bird man). It’s actually fucking ridiculous how a channel based on watching and talking about films and movie franchises are so tone deaf and unbelievably stupid, and yet have a massive following.

    • @ESCSteph
      @ESCSteph 2 роки тому +3

      The good news is that there are a lot of former viewers of CS that hate them now. (I was watching a video all about how awful CS is as a whole and the comments section was full of people who said they used to love CS and now wonder what they were thinking). Unfortunately, there will always be new people to take their place. Still, I hope one day most of the loyal viewers realize what trash CS is and stop watching.

    • @iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet
      @iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet 2 роки тому +1

      @@ESCSteph it’s probably kids who grew up and realized CS is not funny. Now a new generation is moving in, but they’ll grow up too lol

  • @matthewpatrick7263
    @matthewpatrick7263 2 роки тому +3

    Regarding Hermione's name in the outtakes, JKR specifically wanted to use a rare name for Hermione, so that most girls wouldn't share her name and be picked on if they were bookish or bossy.

  • @snarkviolin
    @snarkviolin 2 роки тому +5

    Birdman over here spitting linguistic facts and I love it!
    Great job bro
    Keep making amazing content!

  • @angrymanchild9280
    @angrymanchild9280 2 роки тому +2

    Birdman goin off, must have touched a nerve with this one.

  • @fans-ed1td
    @fans-ed1td 2 роки тому +3

    Yes! Been waiting for the next HP upload. ❤️

  • @jaredgooding7748
    @jaredgooding7748 2 роки тому +12

    I love the "well according to page.." inserts 😂 he goes all out on these Harry Potter vids it's great

  • @foxyplayz1399
    @foxyplayz1399 2 роки тому +7

    I'm for sure gonna rewatch this magical series while I have the time to. Really see where cinemasins is coming from

    • @horimo8920
      @horimo8920 2 роки тому +2

      Why not read the books?

    • @foxyplayz1399
      @foxyplayz1399 2 роки тому

      @@horimo8920 because I haven't tried looking for them yet

    • @horimo8920
      @horimo8920 2 роки тому +1

      @@foxyplayz1399 okay

  • @digitaldragon101
    @digitaldragon101 2 роки тому +13

    Also on Sin 20 (7:15): The Ministry (and the magical world at large) famously use Muggle Repelling Charms all the god damn time. Jeremy has clearly read the books, so he should know this, and even if he didn't this is a clear case of "show don't tell". What I'm saying is that it's perfectly in line with this world's logic that there isn't a group of people around to notice a phonebooth elevator.

    • @maniac7770
      @maniac7770 2 роки тому +5

      And moreover, even if that weren't what was being used, there's the equally plausible potential of a charm over a location that just makes muggles not notice odd things. Not saying one is emplaced at 9 3/4, but it feels like the most logical explanation.

    • @KermitTheGamer21
      @KermitTheGamer21 2 роки тому

      @@maniac7770 It also explains how when entering Platform 9 3/4, they're able to run into a wall and just disappear without being noticed while the rest of the station around them is clearly very busy and active.

  • @JitteryJackanape
    @JitteryJackanape 2 роки тому +2

    "stop stop he's already dead!" you destroyed him with this one and i'm only 14 minutes in.

  • @alexandrubalescu636
    @alexandrubalescu636 2 роки тому +17

    I really enjoy the fact that someone is actually defending these amazing movies that deserve no sins whatsoever, as a true fan of the franchise i respect your opinnion , a guy who read the books, far more than a guy who didn't read the books, that makes your arguments far more solid !

    • @horimo8920
      @horimo8920 2 роки тому +1

      I like your opinion on the movie!

    • @VitchAndVorty
      @VitchAndVorty 2 роки тому +1

      "Defending" it only implies that someone actually 'attacked' it in the first place.

  • @Juliangeno
    @Juliangeno 2 роки тому +2

    Always glad for these vids. I love that you basically included your on stream rant against Silencer here 😂 Hope all is well with you

  • @amandadadesky5192
    @amandadadesky5192 2 роки тому +4

    I love B-man outtakes and ad-libs. I really do. Especially when they're followed up by a multi-character ad-libbed rant. 😊

  • @DJlanez
    @DJlanez 2 роки тому +1

    I love when you say voldemort the subtitles are different everytime. makes these videos great.

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 2 роки тому +6

    "You guys get mad at me for sinning CinemaSins, but they just admitted one of the most despicable evil characters in all of fiction would fit in at CinemaSins. I'm the hero here !"
    MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY 😁😁😁😁

  • @yashaoftheflames8475
    @yashaoftheflames8475 2 роки тому +5

    18:40 For those of you who do know Toriyama the creator of dragon ball is notorious for getting the things he wrote

  • @nexus6100
    @nexus6100 2 роки тому +4

    I was kind of surprised Bob did another CinemaSins video at all recently myself. Kind of miss Jay's though but considering he hasn't finished his Avengers Endgame, or maybe it was Infinity War, CinemaSins series and it's been like a year I don't think he's bothering with it anymore. Shaun it's kind of in the Bob vids boat of he did a couple of videos and that was about it. I think you're the only game left in town. A bit of a shame but I don't mean that as an insult. It would just be kind of nice to have more content like this. You're just the last one fighting.

  • @gabrielmurray929
    @gabrielmurray929 2 роки тому +4

    Sinning Dumbledore and Voldemort's epic fight because you have to wait the whole movie to see it is the ultimate Jeremy sins something he likes cliche. Also its a climactic fight of course its going to happen at the end.

  • @NetheCather
    @NetheCather 2 роки тому +4

    Red light district in Thailand.. I'm Thai, and I have never heard of that place before. And after some search, I now know why

  • @wingblade6023
    @wingblade6023 2 роки тому +6

    I'm honestly curious how wizards of this story would react to "muggles" of today. I doubt they'd be able to hide from us forever

  • @ArcanineBr
    @ArcanineBr 2 роки тому +4

    Great video as always, I was laughing hard at them trying to cover up the Hermione and Fred mistake

  • @pyronuke4768
    @pyronuke4768 2 роки тому +3

    Wow. Jeremy is the absolute king of the Chewbacca defense.

  • @burgerkingexpress7847
    @burgerkingexpress7847 2 роки тому +2

    I need a full hour of the language rant, that was gold

  • @ChristinaVVM
    @ChristinaVVM 2 роки тому +9

    This was so much fun! I definitely enjoyed your rant 😂 You nailed all the things I yelled at the screen when I saw his video.
    Interestingly enough, I’ve read 2 books that were pre Harry Potter that had the name Hermoine in it and one was Count of Monte Cristo. I seriously though JK Rowling made it up.

  • @LahyriAurbach
    @LahyriAurbach 2 роки тому +7

    I'm surprised Birdman doesn't use the best anti brit-english argument: the BO'OL O'H 'O'AR

  • @praveensukabrahmam
    @praveensukabrahmam 2 роки тому +1

    22:04 the real soon in that scene as far as I am concerned is that when Luna suggests that they fly to London, it will be morning(since it was night time when the centaurs take umbridge captive), but when they get to London, it is already night time

  • @albertocpr
    @albertocpr 2 роки тому +2

    I absolutely love your EWW CS but above all of them, the Harry Potter ones.

  • @RinoaAngelwings696
    @RinoaAngelwings696 2 роки тому +2

    13:06 Lmao THANK YOU, Tell THAT to Caddicarus in his Resident Evil review 🤣 Good Job Birdman

  • @krisphillips5383
    @krisphillips5383 2 роки тому +1

    I really appreciate you still watching these videos man. I try but only make it through about 2 minutes then I have to turn it off. Hats off to you, you're the best!

  • @jabeavers
    @jabeavers 2 роки тому +5

    That "Hello" sequence had me laughing for, surely...nearly....possibly, a good minute!!!!
    Funny stuff.

  • @ImAFatNerd90
    @ImAFatNerd90 2 роки тому +2

    "Do you even use your head, or do you just wear it for looks?"
    Birdman cast Incendio on Jeremy.

  • @bsperoz
    @bsperoz 2 роки тому +2

    12:42 YAY!! FINALLY SOMEONE'S STANDING UP FOR US!!!
    Edit: I may have just watched that a couple of times on loop...

  • @radejineznamyumelec4319
    @radejineznamyumelec4319 2 роки тому +6

    Once again awesome job

    • @Th3Birdman
      @Th3Birdman  2 роки тому +9

      Started writing this video in December. Recorded it in January. Finished editing it today.

    • @karannagpal1112
      @karannagpal1112 2 роки тому +2

      Now this is the kinda transparency we should see more of! 👏

    • @NovaBridger
      @NovaBridger 2 роки тому +1

      @@Th3Birdman fucking hell, I never knew how much actually went into these videos. I loved them before, but I sure as fuck appreciate them now

  • @123RADIOactive
    @123RADIOactive 2 роки тому +1

    You just know it’s a good day when Th3birdman wants to poke fun at Jeremy again.

  • @ramrose3769
    @ramrose3769 2 роки тому +2

    Recently reminded how hilarious The Other Guys was huh? Underrated

  • @trevorbode5565
    @trevorbode5565 2 роки тому

    Hey Th3Birdman I just wanted to say I love your videos and keep up the good work. It’s nice seeing channels like you and Cinema Wins focusing on the positives/ cool stuff in movies rather than guys like CinemaSins talking about the negatives

  • @HobbitOfChaos
    @HobbitOfChaos 2 роки тому +1

    Okay but can we get more out takes and stuff cause that was funny asf also amazing video as always man

  • @BrittanyMari3
    @BrittanyMari3 2 роки тому +2

    The rant at the end was top notch

  • @sydhamelin1265
    @sydhamelin1265 2 роки тому +2

    One of my friends read the books and is a huge fan. I asked him about wizards/witches not just always using the killing curse and he explained it pretty sensibly.
    1. As mentioned, it's illegal.
    2. He said that, in order for a curse to be effective, you have to really have a lot of hate towards the target, which is even mentioned IN THIS MOVIE (I just missed it the first time). Harry tries the torture curse on Bellatrix, and it doesn't work because, as Voldemort says to Harry, you have to "mean" it. And Harry wasn't hateful enough to get the curse to work.
    Now, I didn't watch these movies with the intent of analyzing them, and I didn't read the books, so I get why I was confused. But if I were making videos that pointed out flaws in movies, I'd study them more carefully. Also, it makes sense that Bellatrix would have so much hatred for Sirius, family and all.
    I'll say this, the move I've seen these movies, the more I've grown to appreciate how tightly structured and put together the overall story is. I can see why a lot of people got into this world, the main story is pretty well thought out.

  • @Oskanwhitchfather
    @Oskanwhitchfather 2 роки тому +1

    That rant, and the continuation of it in the bloopers/ad-libs was fucking hilarious

  • @joeldavis8195
    @joeldavis8195 2 роки тому

    Th3birdman's comebacks are what make these videos absolute gold.

  • @redlox2
    @redlox2 2 роки тому +1

    I really enjoy these Harry Potter videos!!! thanks for making them!!

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 2 роки тому +1

    13:05-13:25
    Thank you! Truly, thank you so much! Hearing people put unnecessary emphasis on the H sound in “Herb” always bugs me!

  • @armandeos
    @armandeos 2 роки тому +2

    I used to watch Cinema Sins many years ago and would watch videos about movies I had never watched and thought it was funny. It was until I watched the harry potter ones and others from movies that I had watched and realized that the guy from cinema sins either never watched the movies or didn't bother paying attention because non of it made sense. I'm glad someone made a video pointing out every cinema sins sin

  • @ICTheAlchemist
    @ICTheAlchemist 2 роки тому +2

    “Books don’t matter” was perfect lmaoooo

  • @emiliskog
    @emiliskog 2 роки тому +2

    also the prophesy being there isn't random, it's literally the reason Voldemort showed harry the vision in that place

  • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
    @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 2 роки тому +1

    Wow, I remember that trailer for the movie, Magic, back in the theater. It was one of the trailers before a movie like Smokey & the Bandit or Silver Streak.

  • @meganpayette5996
    @meganpayette5996 2 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: Back in public school, when one of my teachers was reading the first Harry Potter
    book out loud to us. They were misreading Hermione's name as 'Hermeeone'. I'm not even joking,
    keep in mind this was before the first movie came out.

  • @Wallis_2001
    @Wallis_2001 2 роки тому +2

    "Do you even use your head or do you just wear it for looks?" Oh my god that made me laugh so hard

  • @dealphawolf
    @dealphawolf 2 роки тому

    Ok that Akira Toriyama line was great and I appreciate it as a fan of Dragon Ball. Props to you and I love your series! Keep up the great work!

  • @Gashako
    @Gashako 2 роки тому +3

    “It’s sorcerer’s stone in America so that’s what I’m calling it!” (Paraphrased)
    Yeah, because the publishers figured American children were too stupid to be interested in a book with “Philosopher” in the title.
    I’m one of those a-holes now, aren’t I?
    Anyway, love your vids. Keep it up.

    • @2badplays50
      @2badplays50 2 роки тому +1

      It could be worse - you could be the absolute git who points out that the original word was NOT “aluminum”, but rather “alumium”, back in 1808.

  • @rocketrakkor9424
    @rocketrakkor9424 2 роки тому +4

    The aluminium rant is kinds redundant considering lots of elements of the periodic table end in "ium" and the British version just follows that naming convention

    • @Th3Birdman
      @Th3Birdman  2 роки тому +1

      Molybdenum, Tantalum, Platinum, Lanthanum. There are already words that follow aluminum's naming convention. For whatever reason, you guys haven't decided to change those arbitrarily. The commonwealth version is arbitrary and unnecessary.

    • @rocketrakkor9424
      @rocketrakkor9424 2 роки тому

      @@Th3Birdman I believe it was changed to “aluminium” bc of the number of other elements the same chemist isolated, which all had the “ium” suffix