I feel like I should say this before it gets out of hand-- I realized that Jeremy was using Tony Stark's joke. Please don't forget, I am playing a character in these videos-- an exaggerated version of Jeremy, so I am intentionally being vacuous, satirizing the way Jeremy misunderstands very easy to understand things. Don't kill me
I would love to contribute. And as i would be trying into making movies myself in the near future, and who is afraid of cinemasins mocking the movie, i would love to have birdman on my side. Keep up the good work ,buddy.
Jiggly Booties well nope, i won't reconsider.Because you know that cinemasins has changed, and Jeremy sins movies now as an asshole, which actually impacts a movies reputation and makes it look stupid. And then Jeremy is a critic so it should be okay to be worried and scared of him, isn't it? Birdman on the other hand know what he is talking about and defends movies from getting a bad reputation.
I love how Jeremy can’t believe that a billion dollar park with living dinosaurs that was getting a sponsorship from a cellular company for a genetically modified hybrid dinosaur has working cell service.
It's like the sponsor can literally set up separate cell towers literally on the island or something?? 😂😂😂 any way back to your regularly scheduled Th3Birdman
Cinemawins stated that a reason why Claire could have outrun the T-Rex was due to rexy not being prepared to chase food, being old n needing to get out the holding cell than get momentum to run. Meanwhile Clair is already 🏃. P.s. I'm sure a women use to wearing heels can run in them. I've seen hoes n business women run in heels
Didn't a woman run a 100 meter dash or something in heels within like a minute to a minute and a half? I saw it on one of Film Theory's Jurassic World videos. Also the fact that Rexy's old, she isn't up to full speed, and it's also close-quarters will factor into the situation.
Cool tid bit: paleontologist actually believe that the Trex was pretty slow and could barely outrun a human, due to its own weight. So a woman in high heels can definitely outrun a Trex, theoretically.
9:55 they also said that it would shock her if she got too close to other areas of the island. So it'd make sense to claw out something that's shocking you
Should've added a sin because Jeremy said "X-Men Mutagen." Mutants are born with their powers, the only things gaining powers from Mutagen are adolescent, anthropomorphic turtles and other middle-aged furry bait.
MIGIT TANK The first movie did have a device that forced mutation on those lacking the X-gene, even if it never manifested as an actual substance. Senator Kelley on the other hand.
@@jbcatz5 he practically was like jellyfish. They don't last long outside water, so the fact that Kelly was once human may have allowed him to survive longer.
Not to mention that the Iraq is not a mutant it is a hybrid genetically altered theropod dinosaur and just to shove it in another snarky critic hacks face. It does not look like a giant velociraptor. It looks like a chimeric. I’m looking at you nostalgia critic. And all those who support him.
I dunno, but might that be a reason for Birdman to remove one of Jeremy's sins? At least just this once...It might be because UA-cam changed a policy but if Jeremy *can't* say it anymore, it wouldn't be a good idea for him to get used to the idea of repeatedly being "rewarded" for something he *had* to avoid anyway.
LOL'ing at all the people trying to tell me about scientific accuracy of the T-Rex running speed, in a film with 2 meter tall velociraptors and a damn near 150 foot Mosasaur. It's like nobody is paying attention to the fact that non of these genetically modified animals are real...
No they didn't. Velociraptors were about the size of a turkey. The dinosaurs paleontologists found after the first film came out were called Utahraptors, and they don't fit the description. They're taller than the movie's velociraptors and they most definitely had feathers. VRaptors had feathers too, so this further strengthens my point.
Are you asking were Uraptors similar in height to the film's VRaptors? Yes, they are roughly similar in height, but the URaptors are most definitely taller and especially longer, about the length of a Great White shark . Real life VRaptors are about size of a turkey or a large eagle.
Will Maldonado That was the Utah Raptor. Yeah, there’s a running joke that Jurassic Park discovered the Utah Raptor without knowing it, but it’s still not a Velociraptor.
Also Michael Crichton and Steven Spielberg didn't even think of the Velociraptors appearance when the book and film were made. Crichton used Deinonychus's perceived behavior and believed appearance based on John Ostrom's work on them. their description as well matches Deinonychus. and at the time, i think their was a debate to take the dinosaur Deinonychus Atiraptor, and put it in the Velociraptor group. (making its name Velociraptor Denonychus since Raptor raptor was a bit redundant.) then Spielberg requested papers on the same dinosaur. the size, proportions and snout shape are all Deinonychus. when they added said dino to games (like Jurassic World Evolution), they use old reconstructions of itself to differentiate. the Fact Utahraptor is a thing? pure coincidence. as for my theory on the running in heels.... maybe Rexy likes to play with her food before eating it. if thats the case, the slow running is Rexy toying with her.
I’m in awe of just how intellectually brilliant you are and very well spoken! Also you have the perfect voice for these videos man you just earned yourself a bell notification Sir
Thanks Bill, that's the kind of comment that leaves me speechless man... I'm glad to have awesome people like you here patronizing the channel. Seriously, thank you for being here.
12:15 two things to point out on you agreeing with this sin. 1. Rexy is old. she is the T-rex from the first park so she is getting up in years. you said it yourself the new park has been running for 10 years and that doesn't even mention how many years it has been since Rexy was 'born' and since the first park was built. age even effect dinosaurs. 2. Rexy doesn't even 'get going' into actually running until Clair is back with the others.
To me, age doesn't really factor in, as she was nearly able to fight the much tougher and younger I. Rex to a standstill. Besides, things that are that tall don't need to run fast to catch an especially thick woman running in heels.
It should factor in, going after claire is more of a "oh hey a snack" situation, while the I.Rex is a fight for survival. you don't put a lot of effort in easy food, but adrenaline (or whatever a T.rex has) will get you moving when you need to. The I.Rex would have won easily without the help of Blue. Been awhile but I don't remember the T.Rex getting a lot of hits in. and if we are being honest... we don't even know if the T.rex could actually run in real life.(which shouldn't matter for a movie, but still) edit: Either way, the heels are bullshit. even if it was just a joke.
Qualquer gamer Tyrannosaurus rex in the wild would live 30 something years, sense rexy was tooken care by humans, she would probably live up to 60 years. They even stated this in jurassic world fallen kingdom. Rexy was actually getting in multiple bites first on indominus rex. Blue was just an annoyance and rexy got the jump on indominus rex. Note rexy was not hunting for 10 years, so her muscles weren't in top conditions, while indominus rex had a lead sense it was free and going on killing sprees. Rexy would stand a pretty good chance if she was in her top conditions, but sense she just got out of her pin and fought indominus rex, her muscles weren't top conditions.
How long the T.rex lived for is a guestimate, but if they say that in fallen kingdom(still have to watch that one) then we can go by that. ok, watched the fight on youtube to be sure. Rexy gets 2 and a half bites in while the Irex gets 1. and then the I.rex uses it's claws to dominate the fight. in her prime she would be more resilient and strong. but the I.rex claws are OP. Rexy might win, but the stats favor the I.rex. "pretty good chance" doesn't even get to 1/4 imo
2:55 Owen makes a big point that he only has any influence over the raptors because he imprinted on them when they were young, incorporating himself into their social structure. Even then he doesn’t have control over them. He has to reiterate to the likes of Hoskins they aren’t tame or domesticated and are still dangerous.
I can point out that this T-Rex is the one from the first movie, so she's 30 years older and isn't in her prime, so after being in captivity and finally getting something other than her paddock would be something to analyze and she wouldn't be as fast as she used to be....aaand I went on for two long didn't I? I get it's a satirical video. But still....my explanation....
Mike Sharpelletti not true, the Rex is the same Rex from the original film. She’s more than 20 years old and is clearly aging. Also many of the animals from the island were just recaptured for JW. Hell the first Brachiosaurus we saw in the original is in Fallen Kingdom
I don't watch CS anymore. Haven't for years. I refuse to give them the views, even if I'm curious about the stupidity they say. So I'm glad you're doing this. I'll give you the views.
Can I just say that I LOVE LOVE LOVE these videos, any guy to point out cinemasin’s is awesome, most of their sins aren’t even sins, and they as you said, manipulate the scene to get a sin. Anyway I LOVE these vids.
After watching the 2008 reboot as a kid, I got crazy about star trek and ended up taking a dive into the alarmingly deep pool of the Star Trek fan world. I’ve watched every show and have played Star Trek Online for about 2 years now.
Hearing how it was Nedry’s fault and not the concept of dinosaurs in parks was the cause of the fall of the park was such ear Candy. People seem to have the wrong idea for some reason when it’s very much notable in the film.
Here is an actual sin he didn't cover. Once again, the reason the child characters are in danger is because of a divorce. Jurassic Park: Lex and Tim only go to the Island because their mother is getting Divorced. (See line about Hammond's daughter getting divorced and that Lex and Tim last name isn't Hammond, but Murphy meaning they are children of Hammond's daughter.) The Lost World: Kelly is from Malcolm's prior marriage. And only gets involved because of Malcolm's divorce from her mother. Jurassic Park 3 literally only happens because of a divorce. So in Jurassic World having the kids on the island once again for a divorce was showing at the time that the movie creators only had one note for kids being involved in the story. This is why even though a lot of people hated it, I enjoyed that Maisie was different.
this is a win win situation all around, Birdman gets to create content and get money, CinemaSins gets a bit more advertisement and the viewers get more cinema sins, oh and could you do a video on CinemaSins; John wick
At the end, you can also see that the I. Rex's tail is hanging out over the water, so that could've acted like a fishing lure to the Mosasaur, similar to when a shark was dangled over the water earlier in the film.
When Jeremy actually made a point about just bombing the raptors, I could hear the immense terror and shock in your voice that he actually had a good idea, the terror that if he continued evolving there’d be no more EWW cinema sins and shock that that’s the smartest thing he’s said in years.
At 10:14, Jeremy says the indominus Rex becomes a remorseless eating machine (which you sinned the “becomes” part), but also, she wasn’t eating the other dinosaurs, she was just killing them, so the term would’ve been remorseless KILLING machine.
Someone did the math and a T-rex’ top speed would be about 12 mph before its legs broke under all that force. The world record for running in high heels is 15 mph. So sadly “must go faster” should’ve been “why are you driving so slow”?
Some estimates also say 25 mph, but regardless Tyrannosaurus was not a pursuit preadator like say, Carnotaurus. It was most definitely an ambush predator.
As a child of seperated parents, whose children are now growing up with seperated parents, that scene with Gray and Zach on the monorail is a knife to the gut. Every single time
man, I've found a lot of channels that try to sin cinemasins, but your vids are my favourite, keep it up bro. Also, I'm glad you are doing subtitles, but if these are hard for you, why not use UA-cam closed caption system? easier to make/edit, and you can rely on your audience to trnaslate these to other languages, it's a win win scenario
I've been trying to use Premiere Pro's solution for captions but it just hasn't been working out so I've been doing them manually. I have the automatic captions already on and they do a serviceable job, but I'm not too crazy about the font choice. The font that I and CinemaSins are using is Myriad Pro and I like the way it looks, especially for the jokes. So I've just been doing it the hard way.
I always thought that same thing about militarizing dinos. We see in both movies that bullets are very effective against dinosaurs. Once a dino kills a human enemy, anyone in spitting distance can kill it instantly
My question is how did this dinosaur go unnoticed until the day everything goes to hell? Owen not knowing might make sense, but they spent some years keeping that dinosaur in captivity, yet no one knows except the team who created it and a handful of other people.
I got excited for a second & thought you were going to show my comment on Jeremy's video explaining the balloons were not half-filled with helium & that they use weights for the feet to make them "walk"
At 10:08 Jeremy says that the I. Rex’s camo ability is actually really cool, I feel like that should’ve also counted as a “Jeremy sins something he likes cliche” sin
It's like you're in my head and you hear all the things I scream at the CS videos. Except you probably didn't scream "Yes as a matter of fact we DO need a scene where Chris Pratt exercises his dominance over the..." whatever it is he was exercising dominance over. I just know it wasn't me. And that's a sin. A "Chris Pratt is not my boyfriend in this scene" sin. Giving me a lap dance. Too far? Nah.
7:25 I. Rex was never socialized?? That's a bunch of BS Claire had clearly stated that there were another dinosaur in there with her Whom she ate, So they obviously tried to socialize her And it failed. What should they have done? Keep on giving the I. Rex more roommates for her to eat?? So Owen's argument was weak as heck
But what Owen means is that due to the I-Rex being bred in a small space it never learned to PROPERLY socialize; which means to behave in a way that is acceptable. Owen says that his Raptors had siblings (like the I-Rex) but unlike theI-Rex, they learned social skills, whereas all the I-Rex saw its sibling as was food. Plus the Raptors (since they were captive and didn’t have a wide open space) needed to be imprinted on, and for the humans to interact with them and properly socialize them; which builds trust and develops social skills. It’s similar to human beings when being isolated for a long period of time. They go insane and can’t properly socialize with others. Because of how the I-Rex was raised, despite having a sibling, the lack of proper social skills and a wide environment made it so the I-Rex acted like a rabid beast
His sin at 11:11 is halfway correct. The supposed ability to detect thermal radiation in JW is spotty at best. If it did work then Pratt's character would've died at the paddock since it would've found him by heat rather than scent. I just headcanon when the I-Rex finds him twice later on as the I-Rex recognizing the gasoline smell from the paddock but to do that you basically have to overlook what is clearly meant to be the movie's attempted explanation. The gun part is probably the single stupidest sin he's ever given, though. That's a Hall of Shame sin, no doubt.
4:40 Maybe CinemaSins most stupid sin ever. The balloon is clearly filled and we SEE the weights on the feets that make them drag along the ground. Even if there wasn't a thing like walking balloons already, the only challenge making this is making balloons of the correct shape and colour.
You get a like for including footage of The Raid. One of the best top 3 action movies of the last decade. That fucking hallway scene man. That inspired soooooooo many great hallway scenes since then. It's influence is undeniable.
9:00 Jeremy was actually making a reference here, that kid played the annoying kid in Ironman 3 and that's what Tony said to him, I'm not defending calling him a pussy I'm just saying he was making a reference
T-Rex actually can outrun the car (in this movies at least), but in this movie T-Rex just follows the red flare, that's what's he was taught. So, he doesn't want eat the girl, he just follows the light.
@@zoobpy except that Disneyland attendence has increased pretty much every year. Also, when you average over 40000 visitors a day it's going to be crowded no matter what.
@@kevinkrupski246 I don't remember what my point was, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't that Disney's attendance is shrinking. I think it was in relation to the movie claiming that JW's attendance was but idk. Also, 40,000! That's absurd!
Regarding the running from the T-Rex scene: you have to remember that it is the same T-Rex as the first film and she is much older now. She probably can't run quite as fast as she used to.
I feel like I should say this before it gets out of hand-- I realized that Jeremy was using Tony Stark's joke. Please don't forget, I am playing a character in these videos-- an exaggerated version of Jeremy, so I am intentionally being vacuous, satirizing the way Jeremy misunderstands very easy to understand things.
Don't kill me
Th3Birdman i love ur vids i was gonna make a channel like this but im glad you did your more funny... keep up the great work 👍👍
There's room for all of us here on UA-cam. I'd love to see your take on these kinds of videos!
Th3Birdman ayyeeee u saw my comment
I am omnipresent Kit Kat hahaha
I actually enjoy your channel greatly. have you ever seen cinema wins I think you might like cinema wine
Can we please just collectively fund you so your full time job is sinning every CinemaSins video ever.
Hahahahaha I feel like I'd die trying but goddamnit, I'd try!
Thanks for watching man!
I would love to contribute. And as i would be trying into making movies myself in the near future, and who is afraid of cinemasins mocking the movie, i would love to have birdman on my side. Keep up the good work ,buddy.
+DC Drummer You're more worried about a joke video than backlash from critics? Well maybe you should reconsider occupations.
Jiggly Booties well nope, i won't reconsider.Because you know that cinemasins has changed, and Jeremy sins movies now as an asshole, which actually impacts a movies reputation and makes it look stupid. And then Jeremy is a critic so it should be okay to be worried and scared of him, isn't it? Birdman on the other hand know what he is talking about and defends movies from getting a bad reputation.
Jiggly Booties and millions of people watch these videos so you can calculate the damage it can do.
"Your problem is: I exist."
*Fatality*
Dishy Lemon flawless victory
Dead 🤣
no burn heals or senzu beans can cure that burn
8:56 Iron Man 3 Reference, So what i'm saying is Jeremy makes a pop cul-
yeah i caught that also
1:04 that was cold😏
better yet it's to the same actor
Alternatively: Th3Birdman doesn’t know sh*t about movies. Lol
That’s what that’s from? Dude I couldn’t remember where I heard that from
I love how Jeremy can’t believe that a billion dollar park with living dinosaurs that was getting a sponsorship from a cellular company for a genetically modified hybrid dinosaur has working cell service.
It's like the sponsor can literally set up separate cell towers literally on the island or something?? 😂😂😂 any way back to your regularly scheduled Th3Birdman
Your Problem: I exist. okay best line ever.
That line was everything.
Belongs in top 10 timeless movie quotes.
That line is f*cking awesome!
That's what I tell myself in the mirror every day.
Put that on a tshirt.
Cinemawins stated that a reason why Claire could have outrun the T-Rex was due to rexy not being prepared to chase food, being old n needing to get out the holding cell than get momentum to run. Meanwhile Clair is already 🏃. P.s. I'm sure a women use to wearing heels can run in them. I've seen hoes n business women run in heels
OMG I Lol'd at this comment something fierce hahahahaha
Didn't a woman run a 100 meter dash or something in heels within like a minute to a minute and a half? I saw it on one of Film Theory's Jurassic World videos. Also the fact that Rexy's old, she isn't up to full speed, and it's also close-quarters will factor into the situation.
Cool tid bit: paleontologist actually believe that the Trex was pretty slow and could barely outrun a human, due to its own weight. So a woman in high heels can definitely outrun a Trex, theoretically.
@@AngryFace008 wasn't there also research suggesting that the T-rex was a pack hunter
@@timmywallace5058 Bro, a minute is a horrible time for the 100. I could do the 100 in 30 secs wearing heels.
9:55 they also said that it would shock her if she got too close to other areas of the island. So it'd make sense to claw out something that's shocking you
Except if they stated the shock was able to make any animal go asleep.
Begimo except if she was tougher than expected.
Should've added a sin because Jeremy said "X-Men Mutagen." Mutants are born with their powers, the only things gaining powers from Mutagen are adolescent, anthropomorphic turtles and other middle-aged furry bait.
Or ya know Jeremy makes a pop culture reference
Only way that an X-Men Mutagen exists is the Terrigen Mist, and that kills X-Men and makes Inhumans
MIGIT TANK The first movie did have a device that forced mutation on those lacking the X-gene, even if it never manifested as an actual substance. Senator Kelley on the other hand.
@@jbcatz5 he practically was like jellyfish. They don't last long outside water, so the fact that Kelly was once human may have allowed him to survive longer.
Not to mention that the Iraq is not a mutant it is a hybrid genetically altered theropod dinosaur and just to shove it in another snarky critic hacks face. It does not look like a giant velociraptor. It looks like a chimeric. I’m looking at you nostalgia critic. And all those who support him.
“Jeremy didn’t say boner”
the first time since the changes to youtube
I dunno, but might that be a reason for Birdman to remove one of Jeremy's sins?
At least just this once...It might be because UA-cam changed a policy but if Jeremy *can't* say it anymore, it wouldn't be a good idea for him to get used to the idea of repeatedly being "rewarded" for something he *had* to avoid anyway.
LOL'ing at all the people trying to tell me about scientific accuracy of the T-Rex running speed, in a film with 2 meter tall velociraptors and a damn near 150 foot Mosasaur. It's like nobody is paying attention to the fact that non of these genetically modified animals are real...
They found 2 meter tall velociraptors while filming the original movie look it up g
No they didn't. Velociraptors were about the size of a turkey. The dinosaurs paleontologists found after the first film came out were called Utahraptors, and they don't fit the description. They're taller than the movie's velociraptors and they most definitely had feathers. VRaptors had feathers too, so this further strengthens my point.
Are you asking were Uraptors similar in height to the film's VRaptors? Yes, they are roughly similar in height, but the URaptors are most definitely taller and especially longer, about the length of a Great White shark . Real life VRaptors are about size of a turkey or a large eagle.
Will Maldonado That was the Utah Raptor. Yeah, there’s a running joke that Jurassic Park discovered the Utah Raptor without knowing it, but it’s still not a Velociraptor.
Also Michael Crichton and Steven Spielberg didn't even think of the Velociraptors appearance when the book and film were made.
Crichton used Deinonychus's perceived behavior and believed appearance based on John Ostrom's work on them. their description as well matches Deinonychus. and at the time, i think their was a debate to take the dinosaur Deinonychus Atiraptor, and put it in the Velociraptor group. (making its name Velociraptor Denonychus since Raptor raptor was a bit redundant.)
then Spielberg requested papers on the same dinosaur. the size, proportions and snout shape are all Deinonychus. when they added said dino to games (like Jurassic World Evolution), they use old reconstructions of itself to differentiate.
the Fact Utahraptor is a thing? pure coincidence. as for my theory on the running in heels.... maybe Rexy likes to play with her food before eating it. if thats the case, the slow running is Rexy toying with her.
As a Star Wars mega-fan, the sin counter at 12:38 immediately makes me like the video. Nice touch
I didn't even see that 🤣🤣😂 so thanks buddy for this comment
I’m in awe of just how intellectually brilliant you are and very well spoken! Also you have the perfect voice for these videos man you just earned yourself a bell notification Sir
Thanks Bill, that's the kind of comment that leaves me speechless man... I'm glad to have awesome people like you here patronizing the channel. Seriously, thank you for being here.
@@Th3Birdman being speechless while making a speech cliche... ding! J/k
12:15 two things to point out on you agreeing with this sin. 1. Rexy is old. she is the T-rex from the first park so she is getting up in years. you said it yourself the new park has been running for 10 years and that doesn't even mention how many years it has been since Rexy was 'born' and since the first park was built. age even effect dinosaurs. 2. Rexy doesn't even 'get going' into actually running until Clair is back with the others.
To me, age doesn't really factor in, as she was nearly able to fight the much tougher and younger I. Rex to a standstill. Besides, things that are that tall don't need to run fast to catch an especially thick woman running in heels.
It should factor in, going after claire is more of a "oh hey a snack" situation, while the I.Rex is a fight for survival. you don't put a lot of effort in easy food, but adrenaline (or whatever a T.rex has) will get you moving when you need to.
The I.Rex would have won easily without the help of Blue. Been awhile but I don't remember the T.Rex getting a lot of hits in.
and if we are being honest... we don't even know if the T.rex could actually run in real life.(which shouldn't matter for a movie, but still)
edit: Either way, the heels are bullshit. even if it was just a joke.
Qualquer gamer
Tyrannosaurus rex in the wild would live 30 something years, sense rexy was tooken care by humans, she would probably live up to 60 years. They even stated this in jurassic world fallen kingdom.
Rexy was actually getting in multiple bites first on indominus rex. Blue was just an annoyance and rexy got the jump on indominus rex.
Note rexy was not hunting for 10 years, so her muscles weren't in top conditions, while indominus rex had a lead sense it was free and going on killing sprees.
Rexy would stand a pretty good chance if she was in her top conditions, but sense she just got out of her pin and fought indominus rex, her muscles weren't top conditions.
shadowwriter329 thank you
How long the T.rex lived for is a guestimate, but if they say that in fallen kingdom(still have to watch that one) then we can go by that.
ok, watched the fight on youtube to be sure.
Rexy gets 2 and a half bites in while the Irex gets 1. and then the I.rex uses it's claws to dominate the fight.
in her prime she would be more resilient and strong. but the I.rex claws are OP. Rexy might win, but the stats favor the I.rex.
"pretty good chance" doesn't even get to 1/4 imo
2:55 Owen makes a big point that he only has any influence over the raptors because he imprinted on them when they were young, incorporating himself into their social structure. Even then he doesn’t have control over them. He has to reiterate to the likes of Hoskins they aren’t tame or domesticated and are still dangerous.
"Jeremy makes a pop culture reference that isn't an actual sin" cliche is my new favorite cliche!
Th3Birdman ' kill all jedi ' on the sin counter when you got to 66 had me so weak😂😂😂
I can point out that this T-Rex is the one from the first movie, so she's 30 years older and isn't in her prime, so after being in captivity and finally getting something other than her paddock would be something to analyze and she wouldn't be as fast as she used to be....aaand I went on for two long didn't I? I get it's a satirical video. But still....my explanation....
I was gonna say that,😤
Also, Rexy wasn't running anyway. She was doing, at the fastest, a fast walk.
You can also rationalize it as a relatively intelligent predator not charging into unknown territory faster than it can react to threats from it.
Aaaaand it would still catch up and kill the woman in 2 seconds
Mike Sharpelletti not true, the Rex is the same Rex from the original film. She’s more than 20 years old and is clearly aging. Also many of the animals from the island were just recaptured for JW. Hell the first Brachiosaurus we saw in the original is in Fallen Kingdom
Sin seven also people travel long distances to go to Disneyland or world
I don't watch CS anymore. Haven't for years. I refuse to give them the views, even if I'm curious about the stupidity they say. So I'm glad you're doing this. I'll give you the views.
Can I just say that I LOVE LOVE LOVE these videos, any guy to point out cinemasin’s is awesome, most of their sins aren’t even sins, and they as you said, manipulate the scene to get a sin. Anyway I LOVE these vids.
Colton Stephens do what ? What are those real sins ? Who gives a shit 😂?!?!?
I’m a 15 year old OBSESSED with Star Trek- take that
And now you’re 16 grow up
Jk
I think he meant more, “what kid was still obsessed with Star Trek BY 2015”, since it’s less mainstream now.
I LOVE Star Trek!
After watching the 2008 reboot as a kid, I got crazy about star trek and ended up taking a dive into the alarmingly deep pool of the Star Trek fan world. I’ve watched every show and have played Star Trek Online for about 2 years now.
As a current 15 year old, I also love Star Trek
Is it bad that I look forward to your sinning of Cinema Sins more then the actual Cinema Sins videos themselves?
No that's awesome for me haha thanks for watching and supporting the channel!
Pinkmonkey 0100 - same here
Not at all. CinemaSins sucks big.
Channel is so great, out of all the people sinning cinema sins, your my favorite
JJ Gaming0514 “You are channel”
Pug Dude Studios TM That would make more sense, thank you
JJ Gaming0514 no, *sigh* I was mocking you. You’re means you are, and “You’re channel” makes no sense
Pug Dude Studios TM Yea it doesn't, that's why I put you are, not you're.
JJ Gaming0514 you are and you’re are the same word, neither of them make sense in your sentence
Hearing how it was Nedry’s fault and not the concept of dinosaurs in parks was the cause of the fall of the park was such ear Candy. People seem to have the wrong idea for some reason when it’s very much notable in the film.
Here is an actual sin he didn't cover.
Once again, the reason the child characters are in danger is because of a divorce.
Jurassic Park: Lex and Tim only go to the Island because their mother is getting Divorced. (See line about Hammond's daughter getting divorced and that Lex and Tim last name isn't Hammond, but Murphy meaning they are children of Hammond's daughter.)
The Lost World: Kelly is from Malcolm's prior marriage. And only gets involved because of Malcolm's divorce from her mother.
Jurassic Park 3 literally only happens because of a divorce.
So in Jurassic World having the kids on the island once again for a divorce was showing at the time that the movie creators only had one note for kids being involved in the story. This is why even though a lot of people hated it, I enjoyed that Maisie was different.
That joke about Zukerberg charging his battery took about five seconds to hit but I just about cried when it did. Fucking gold.
this is a win win situation all around, Birdman gets to create content and get money, CinemaSins gets a bit more advertisement and the viewers get more cinema sins, oh and could you do a video on CinemaSins; John wick
At the end, you can also see that the I. Rex's tail is hanging out over the water, so that could've acted like a fishing lure to the Mosasaur, similar to when a shark was dangled over the water earlier in the film.
1:23
Love the subtle word substitutions in your subtitles.
I appreciate that you used John Williams’ Lost World score for the intro. Williams is always a win. Even for disappointing movies.
When Jeremy actually made a point about just bombing the raptors, I could hear the immense terror and shock in your voice that he actually had a good idea, the terror that if he continued evolving there’d be no more EWW cinema sins and shock that that’s the smartest thing he’s said in years.
I’m a huge cinema sins fan but must admit your points are all valid. I salute you man lol
Yosumi kellz I am also a fan of CinemaSins 😅 thanks for watching and leaving me a comment!
At 10:14, Jeremy says the indominus Rex becomes a remorseless eating machine (which you sinned the “becomes” part), but also, she wasn’t eating the other dinosaurs, she was just killing them, so the term would’ve been remorseless KILLING machine.
THANK YOU! SO GLAD SOMEONE GAVE IT BACK TO THEM...and yes you can give me a sin for all caps.
Someone did the math and a T-rex’ top speed would be about 12 mph before its legs broke under all that force. The world record for running in high heels is 15 mph. So sadly “must go faster” should’ve been “why are you driving so slow”?
Damn you with your facts and such!
Th3Birdman sorry
Some estimates also say 25 mph, but regardless Tyrannosaurus was not a pursuit preadator like say, Carnotaurus. It was most definitely an ambush predator.
Zaragoz Rex it was also the same T-rex from the first movie, so the age must’ve slowed her down
its a theory that they've made using math. its not a fact.
8:57: That was a Tony Stark reference from Iron Man 3, so the sin should actually be,
Jeremy makes a pop-
Sin 68: Jeremy not removing literally every single sin in the video because of the T-rex roar at the end.
that kill all jedi joke... well done sir
As a child of seperated parents, whose children are now growing up with seperated parents, that scene with Gray and Zach on the monorail is a knife to the gut. Every single time
man, I've found a lot of channels that try to sin cinemasins, but your vids are my favourite, keep it up bro. Also, I'm glad you are doing subtitles, but if these are hard for you, why not use UA-cam closed caption system? easier to make/edit, and you can rely on your audience to trnaslate these to other languages, it's a win win scenario
I've been trying to use Premiere Pro's solution for captions but it just hasn't been working out so I've been doing them manually. I have the automatic captions already on and they do a serviceable job, but I'm not too crazy about the font choice. The font that I and CinemaSins are using is Myriad Pro and I like the way it looks, especially for the jokes.
So I've just been doing it the hard way.
I always thought that same thing about militarizing dinos. We see in both movies that bullets are very effective against dinosaurs. Once a dino kills a human enemy, anyone in spitting distance can kill it instantly
“Why didn’t the dinosaur take the gun?” lmfao i can’t believe he said that bahaha
If it knows about trackers and thermal vision why not?
This is easily my favourite vid you’ve made honestly I love it so much
My question is how did this dinosaur go unnoticed until the day everything goes to hell? Owen not knowing might make sense, but they spent some years keeping that dinosaur in captivity, yet no one knows except the team who created it and a handful of other people.
LuicD i pretty sure the people that knew about the dino were the ones that had a hand in its creation & marketing.
I don’t even enjoy Jeremy’s voice with out the bird man’s sassy reply 😂🙌🏼
I can’t wait for someone to do: Everythibg wrong with Th3Birdman’s Cinema sins of Cinema sins insert movie title here
The sin count of that video would be padded as fuck!
The mere fact that Jeremy didn't say boner *once* in the video is strangely out of character for him, wouldn't you say Birdman?
You deserve more subscribers. You’re doing god’s work son.
I woke up at 4:21AM to watch this....he did not disappoint. Made my morning. Thank-you ...his patronizing tone is hilarious ...
You accidentally made a time-stamp to the waiver scene.
Lmao I don’t even need to watch cinemasins anymore these are great😂👌🏾
Without cinemasins their would be no birdm3n it's like batman and joker
11:20 man, poor Birdman. Couldn’t even finish saying ‘culture’
*Jeremy makes a pop culture refe....*
"HAVE U EVER SEEN TO MALE....that was the best part and this channel is the best part of youtube!
3:40 Meanwhile Australia: The Great Emu War exists.
I got excited for a second & thought you were going to show my comment on Jeremy's video explaining the balloons were not half-filled with helium & that they use weights for the feet to make them "walk"
This dude birdman has to be the coolest guy ever on real life! Keep up the good work!
At 10:08 Jeremy says that the I. Rex’s camo ability is actually really cool, I feel like that should’ve also counted as a “Jeremy sins something he likes cliche” sin
It's like you're in my head and you hear all the things I scream at the CS videos. Except you probably didn't scream "Yes as a matter of fact we DO need a scene where Chris Pratt exercises his dominance over the..." whatever it is he was exercising dominance over. I just know it wasn't me. And that's a sin. A "Chris Pratt is not my boyfriend in this scene" sin. Giving me a lap dance.
Too far? Nah.
Uhhh aren't you married?
Carl Playman Yep and mu husband laughed when I showed him the comment, we watch Birdman videos together 😂
@@ChristinaVVM man older people marriage humor is weird
I've been studying about the mesozoic era ever since I was a kid. Nice to know that a UA-camr has studied the same thing. 😊
Dinosaurs were my passion as a young child in the 80s/90s. Then Jurassic Park happened and made me into a man. Lol
8:55 also, Jeremy makes a pop culture ref-
Love your remix playing as the outro music and another great update. Keep up the good work!
Aw...land before time....memories. 😏
8:57 Additional Sin: Jeremy makes a pop culture reference to a film that-
"DISCLAIMER: I LOVE CINEMA SINS AND ONLY PICK AT SOME OF THEIR MISTAKES"
15 minutes later, desimates CinemaSins😂😂😂😂😂
You should do Cinema Sins Baby Driver, cuz thats a epic movie
It's been requested a few times. I'll look into it
You are awesome i love cinema sins and absolutely LOVE what youre doing with your videos definitely subscribing definitely. Keep up the awesome work.
Thank you so much for deciding to support the channel and become a part of this growing family Steven! I won't let you down man...
i personaly dont like the new cinemasins but i love the fact that you remove a sin when he makes a good point
10:58 and if he did make the land before time joke, Jeremy makes a pop culture-
“Ever try putting a leash on a cat?”
LMFAO That’s brilliant!!!
Birdman helps keeps me subscribed to CinemaSins. Keep up the good work.
Absolute gold, I mean Imma still watch both channels I really don’t gaf, but the way you call out the bs and credit the good is gorgeous
I so love that Lost World music at the start that movie is ridiculously underrated
That's my favorite of the series.
Th3Birdman I understand fully why that movie was great imo. Mostly cuz it’s so different from the original
Not only that, but Ian Malcom is my favorite character. Jeff got so little screen time in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom that it was criminal.
Th3Birdman I agree 100%, i loved Fallen Kingdom but I hate how they shoved off Malcolm like that
I need one of these everyday!!! So good! Good work man.
I wish I could make one of these everyday haha
Thank you for being awesome and watching these!
Finally! Been waiting for it since your tweet!
Thanks for being patient!!
12:10 Yeah, but if a giant dinosaur was chasing you what would you do, Stop? (One sin removed)
"Your proplem is i exist" savage
I simply can hardly wait for the Fallen Kingdom video to be made 😂😂
7:25
I. Rex was never socialized??
That's a bunch of BS
Claire had clearly stated that there were another dinosaur in there with her
Whom she ate,
So they obviously tried to socialize her
And it failed. What should they have done?
Keep on giving the I. Rex more roommates for her to eat??
So Owen's argument was weak as heck
But what Owen means is that due to the I-Rex being bred in a small space it never learned to PROPERLY socialize; which means to behave in a way that is acceptable.
Owen says that his Raptors had siblings (like the I-Rex) but unlike theI-Rex, they learned social skills, whereas all the I-Rex saw its sibling as was food. Plus the Raptors (since they were captive and didn’t have a wide open space) needed to be imprinted on, and for the humans to interact with them and properly socialize them; which builds trust and develops social skills.
It’s similar to human beings when being isolated for a long period of time. They go insane and can’t properly socialize with others. Because of how the I-Rex was raised, despite having a sibling, the lack of proper social skills and a wide environment made it so the I-Rex acted like a rabid beast
His sin at 11:11 is halfway correct. The supposed ability to detect thermal radiation in JW is spotty at best. If it did work then Pratt's character would've died at the paddock since it would've found him by heat rather than scent. I just headcanon when the I-Rex finds him twice later on as the I-Rex recognizing the gasoline smell from the paddock but to do that you basically have to overlook what is clearly meant to be the movie's attempted explanation.
The gun part is probably the single stupidest sin he's ever given, though. That's a Hall of Shame sin, no doubt.
1:05 Did Th3BirdMan just diss the Trekkies of this generation?
Ikr?
So a thing on the 19th to 20th sin. If nobody is interested in dinosaurs, why the fuck is the park full? It confused me
I found this channel, I have since fallen in-love with this channel, I love this channel.
"What kid is obsessed with Star Trek in 2015?"
Me: *sweats awkwardly* weeeeeellllll
4:40
Maybe CinemaSins most stupid sin ever.
The balloon is clearly filled and we SEE the weights on the feets that make them drag along the ground.
Even if there wasn't a thing like walking balloons already, the only challenge making this is making balloons of the correct shape and colour.
10:30 I'm surprised there wasn't a sin here for saying X-men powers come from mutagen, a TMNT thing.
Just came to say Raid is one of my favorite movies...good day
Also thnx for the heart son ❤️
Any person that loves The Raid is alright by me :)
The scene at 6:34 from raid redemption is greatly appreciated.
Handheld squad checking in!
Love both of these channels
8:53 bonus sin. Jeremy was making a pop culture reference quoting Tony Stark in Iron Man 3...
You get a like for including footage of The Raid. One of the best top 3 action movies of the last decade. That fucking hallway scene man. That inspired soooooooo many great hallway scenes since then. It's influence is undeniable.
The Raid is my all time favorite action franchise. So you're alright in my book
You really deserve more views dude. I hope your channel explodes
aagupteMC in a good way I hope lmao
fandomAlgamation lol of course
I love these videos man! Keep up the great work.
10:52
😂😂
That 10:55 is exactly my response.
9:00 Jeremy was actually making a reference here, that kid played the annoying kid in Ironman 3 and that's what Tony said to him, I'm not defending calling him a pussy I'm just saying he was making a reference
Nice job adding the raid redemption clip 6:29
T-Rex actually can outrun the car (in this movies at least), but in this movie T-Rex just follows the red flare, that's what's he was taught. So, he doesn't want eat the girl, he just follows the light.
Disneyland any month anytime lol
Doesn't that just contradict the park's attendance shrinking, though?
@@zoobpy except that Disneyland attendence has increased pretty much every year. Also, when you average over 40000 visitors a day it's going to be crowded no matter what.
@@kevinkrupski246 I don't remember what my point was, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't that Disney's attendance is shrinking. I think it was in relation to the movie claiming that JW's attendance was but idk. Also, 40,000! That's absurd!
Regarding the running from the T-Rex scene: you have to remember that it is the same T-Rex as the first film and she is much older now. She probably can't run quite as fast as she used to.