Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: The Rise of Skywalker in 24 Minutes or Less

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  • Sinning CinemaSins' Rise of Skywalker video.
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  • @Th3Birdman
    @Th3Birdman  4 роки тому +163

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    • @andrewpittsley2756
      @andrewpittsley2756 4 роки тому +8

      Th3Birdman dang you put these out fast, good job keep up the good work, love your vids a lot hope you do more soon, again keep up the good work

    • @andrewphillips8341
      @andrewphillips8341 4 роки тому +7

      Where the hell did you find out that the beings were called Alazmec, and that they were guarding Vader's castle. And when the hell did Vader get a castle?

    • @andrewphillips8341
      @andrewphillips8341 4 роки тому +2

      Oh and the purpose of a wayfinder is . . . to show how piss poor a writer Jar Jar Abrams is, and how KK cant run a studio.

    • @matewostadesse281
      @matewostadesse281 4 роки тому +2

      Badass intro

    • @stefangreen3770
      @stefangreen3770 4 роки тому +3

      The intro was a banger

  • @a_fine_edition2746
    @a_fine_edition2746 4 роки тому +1619

    Did Jeremy seriously sin the use of “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” despite the fact that it’s like an unspoken rule that a character has to say it at least once in every film in the saga?

    • @spacemegalodon5049
      @spacemegalodon5049 4 роки тому +133

      He might as well sin a Star Wars movie for have the words star wars in the title.

    • @braumkimball9548
      @braumkimball9548 4 роки тому +42

      At least he doesn't sin Wilhelm screams

    • @blackout3681
      @blackout3681 4 роки тому +46

      Braum Kimball DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS!

    • @Moakmeister
      @Moakmeister 4 роки тому +8

      It’s forced at this point

    • @GhostInPajamas
      @GhostInPajamas 4 роки тому +30

      A_FINE_EDITION it’s fine to have that line in the movie somewhere, but it was clearly lazily thrown in just for the sake of nostalgia. Characters say it when about to do something risky, not when they’ve already been caught lol

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 4 роки тому +764

    "At least the Sith do something more productive"
    What a roast!

    • @itsjameskmartin
      @itsjameskmartin 4 роки тому +23

      Even force healing can't help this time.

    • @j.coxtrot4003
      @j.coxtrot4003 4 роки тому +9

      Ouch... bet Jeremy felt that one

  • @dillonleon5558
    @dillonleon5558 4 роки тому +1190

    Oh man this comment section is gonna be an absolute minefield.

    • @MagnusTonitrum117
      @MagnusTonitrum117 4 роки тому +37

      Gear Grinder51 Get on the Power Armor, bruv, we’ve got work to do

    • @Renji9031
      @Renji9031 4 роки тому +6

      If it's anything like Dxun, we're all screwed.

    • @princesoulger999
      @princesoulger999 4 роки тому +2

      Quick everyone ! To the Bunker!

    • @friedrice7876
      @friedrice7876 4 роки тому +2

      Gear Grinder51 Oh shit here we go again

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 роки тому +1

      Why it seems okay

  • @austinsmith675
    @austinsmith675 4 роки тому +393

    Lol I loved “fake ass” being replaced with “Kim Kardashian” in the subtitles

    • @fatefps.
      @fatefps. 3 роки тому +1

      Time stamp?

    • @wannabewriter
      @wannabewriter 3 роки тому +8

      @@fatefps. 12:24

    • @danielmetcalfe8347
      @danielmetcalfe8347 3 роки тому +4

      Just discovered this channel, and these subtitle jokes are some of the funniest stuff in the videos!

  • @JetstreamPhoenix99
    @JetstreamPhoenix99 3 роки тому +87

    The fact that you called The Child, The Child instead of Baby Yoda shows your detication to this series

  • @aaronsmith2688
    @aaronsmith2688 4 роки тому +413

    He pads the sin count to 420. In simple terms, yes.

    • @aaronsmith2688
      @aaronsmith2688 3 роки тому +10

      This is the first time I've gotten 300 or more likes on my comment. Honestly, that does make me somewhat happy. Maybe that's not a great thing to be happy about, but it does at least make me smile.
      I've had a rough week, please don't judge me.

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 3 роки тому +5

      @@aaronsmith2688 Glad you were able to find happiness somewhere, stay happy.

  • @pyropro8027
    @pyropro8027 4 роки тому +572

    There’s a lot of things wrong with Star Wars rise of Skywalker but the way Cinema sins does it makes it seem like there’s nothing wrong at all and that he’s criticizing something just to complain

    • @dragonmasterlance123
      @dragonmasterlance123 4 роки тому +34

      @KaMau Mau Theres a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. Sadly many internet "critics" choose the wrong way.

    • @Zoroark_Master
      @Zoroark_Master 4 роки тому +30

      Basically like many other Star Wars fans
      They’ll criticize anything from the Disney era Just to find more reasons to hate what they already dislike. (You can give criticism, but don’t just make up shit to hate the movie more)

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 4 роки тому +27

      I came here to say the same thing. I don't understand how they borked this so badly when it should have been easy. I feel like the sin removal was a troll, but the rest of the video was the usual nitpicking ignoring most of its actual flaws. Jay did a good breakdown awhile back, if you have an hour and half. Which at this point, most of us do.

    • @matthewkreps3352
      @matthewkreps3352 4 роки тому +5

      You have just summarized most of the criticism of the last six star wars movies.

    • @hermes7330
      @hermes7330 4 роки тому +5

      This is literally every single game sins/cinema sins video and also Disney Star Wars complaining video. There a legitimate things that are bad but nitpick about the dumbest shit.

  • @vwgames49
    @vwgames49 4 роки тому +684

    Cinemasins: *Releases a video*
    Th3Birdman: "ACTIVATE LIGHTSPEED!!!"

    • @champgreen9985
      @champgreen9985 4 роки тому +13

      vwgames49 more like like light speed skipping

    • @sumthingnvm0
      @sumthingnvm0 4 роки тому

      @@champgreen9985 haha

    • @seant1326
      @seant1326 4 роки тому +9

      Lightspeed's too slow!

    • @Dynamura
      @Dynamura 4 роки тому +17

      @@seant1326 We must go right to Ludicrous Speed

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 4 роки тому +5

      @@Dynamura He's gone plaid!

  • @VanillaSunrise56
    @VanillaSunrise56 4 роки тому +490

    "Rey has never really seemed like the angry type"
    In The Force Awakens her first instinct upon learning that Finn has a 'stolen' jacket is to attack him. She angrily stomps away from Maz Kanata when told about her role in the events to come. In The Last Jedi she's angry at Kylo Ren for having killed Han Solo. She immediately goes towards the Dark Side when searching for answers. She hears Kylo's side of the Rashomon story and attacks Luke over it, demanding he come back. In The Rise of Skywalker, other than the tug of war mentioned, she gets frustrated during her training and drops a tree on BB-8. If there's been any consistent throughline in the sequels its that Rey flirts with the Dark Side but doesn't succumb. Jesus, Jeremy, you don't have to like the movies but damn pay attention at least.

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- 3 роки тому +32

      But then they can't make their angry internet video.

    • @maxmenius1319
      @maxmenius1319 3 роки тому +43

      Sir, this is a Wendy's

    • @judasnestotrio
      @judasnestotrio 2 роки тому +12

      You missed the part where she taps into the dark side while fighting Ren in The Force Awakens. She literally used her anger to defeat him.

  • @codybower4773
    @codybower4773 4 роки тому +332

    I literally said "Sssssskip!" During Jeremy's utterly nonsensical rant about directors before Th3BirdMan said what I was feeling

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 4 роки тому +13

      I completely got the reference, and still thought it was stupid. For a moment, I thought he was going to skip his own rant. Then I heard Birdman's voice saying it in my head, and he did not disappoint.

  • @Heiryuu
    @Heiryuu 4 роки тому +153

    Jesus Christ Cinema sins, the line “I have a bad feeling about this.” Has been in every movie in the series. It would be weirder if it wasn’t in this movie.

    • @mightbeahumanmaybe247
      @mightbeahumanmaybe247 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, its a classic line by this point, and is he really complaining about it.

    • @ZionStrickland
      @ZionStrickland 4 роки тому +2

      Heiryuu he sins it in every sins video of Star Wars

    • @alexspencer2000
      @alexspencer2000 4 роки тому +10

      He would sin it if it wasn't there too.

    • @matthewkreps3352
      @matthewkreps3352 4 роки тому +2

      Did he complain about BB8 saying it in Last Jedi?

    • @DJ_Maysonic
      @DJ_Maysonic 3 роки тому

      It wasn't in last jedi was it? Or did I just miss it
      Edit: I should have read the comments above, apparently it's BB8 that says it

  • @Shadow_wo1f05
    @Shadow_wo1f05 4 роки тому +739

    Old lady : who are you
    Rey : Rey Skywalker
    Dwight : Identity theft is not a joke Rey

  • @TheToxic35
    @TheToxic35 4 роки тому +143

    To he fair, the Knights of Ren weren’t in the Last Jedi because Rian didn’t want them to just be punching bags. And then they ended up being punching bags anyways

  • @brunolomeli1147
    @brunolomeli1147 4 роки тому +262

    To quote Th3Birdman “Oh I have I been waiting for this one”

  • @ktoon4725
    @ktoon4725 4 роки тому +751

    I genuinely fell like Jeremy is doing everything in his power to just be annoying at this point, seriously removing a sin for the ending.
    I... just... WHY!?! HOW!?!

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 4 роки тому +118

      Trolling. Has to be. My theater literally groaned outloud at that moment.

    • @alexp6667
      @alexp6667 4 роки тому +62

      @@solvseus Half of the people groaned and sighed, the other half (including me) boo'd.
      Seriously, why the fuck do you do this?

    • @Fictionboy16
      @Fictionboy16 4 роки тому +28

      Well, would you rather have Rey say her last name is Palpatine at the end? That would have been a dark ending to the movie and the entire saga.

    • @lastborn9134
      @lastborn9134 4 роки тому +65

      @@Fictionboy16 or she could of just said she is no one.... Like she has the past 2 films

    • @jovialmonster757
      @jovialmonster757 4 роки тому +81

      Fiction Fanboy but she could have just said “just Rey” showing how she has become independent of what people expected her to be like (due to her being a palpatine) or the question doesn’t have to be included

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 роки тому +133

    It's absolutely BAFFLING how Jeremy managed to dodge EVERY SINGLE GOOD SIN of this movie
    There's not even one sin that makes sense
    The f**k ?!

    • @tazdivil6527
      @tazdivil6527 Рік тому +7

      and the one sin he could've given the movie that would've ACTUALLY been plausible, he removes the sin instead. Bang up job, Jeremy

  • @Moshuun
    @Moshuun 4 роки тому +254

    Well, that was fast.

    • @bearheart2947
      @bearheart2947 3 роки тому +10

      Obligatory, that's what she said

    • @bearheart2947
      @bearheart2947 3 роки тому +2

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 shit. I am sorry

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie 3 роки тому +4

      damnit. the doctor promised me that my new medication wouldn’t affect me that way…

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie 3 роки тому +1

      (as a girl, it feels super weird writing that...😆)

    • @ethanbolger6690
      @ethanbolger6690 3 роки тому

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 was it sandy cheeks? Or pearl?

  • @Nugnugnug
    @Nugnugnug 4 роки тому +321

    "I'm Rey."
    "Rey who?"
    "Rey Cist."

  • @emmawright9660
    @emmawright9660 4 роки тому +248

    “People are never happy” is the best summary of the whole franchise.

    • @matthewkreps3352
      @matthewkreps3352 4 роки тому +10

      True story.

    • @theshanaman7805
      @theshanaman7805 4 роки тому +19

      James McCaghrey it’s weird Star Wars is one of the biggest most loved franchises out there but yet the amount of bad or meh films out weigh the good one’s

    • @LightSoul-8
      @LightSoul-8 4 роки тому +28

      Fans: "Palpatine's in the trailer, I really hope Rey struggles with the darkness and it's revealed that she's related to him, hence why she's so powerful."
      Star Wars: .*Does everything they just asked for.*
      Fans: *Shocked Pikachu face*

    • @omarsalem1219
      @omarsalem1219 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @BankBryee
      @BankBryee 4 роки тому +4

      The Shanaman Literally roughly two thirds of the movie universe is average to really bad and yet, it’s such a successful franchise. Really makes you wonder 💀

  • @shoopiesty805
    @shoopiesty805 4 роки тому +239

    I’ve noticed that CS’s videos almost NEVER disagree with the general public’s opinion of the movie, and they won’t bring up any points that go against what people think of the movie

    • @AkatsukiBoss13
      @AkatsukiBoss13 4 роки тому +60

      Not entirely. I have seen people dislike Rey taking the Skywalker name (despite how obvious that was going to happen) and Jeremy took a sin off for that which despite personally being indifferent to Rey Skywalker, think isn't worth a sin removal.
      But yeah, aside from that most of CS's 'sins' (when they're not pop culture references, cringy sex jokes, sinning questions he has and the like) are merely common nitpicks and complaints people have. And also editing footage to make something look like a sin even though it isn't.
      All because he's got to pad out the sin counter so he can pad out the video length to maximize the UA-cam revenue.

    • @MatchstickMan
      @MatchstickMan 4 роки тому +3

      You didn't watch the Forrest Gump one then

    • @theonewayroad3867
      @theonewayroad3867 4 роки тому +7

      @@AkatsukiBoss13 Not trying to cover for Jeremy but that was probably intentional considering that part was the most cringe and rage inducing moment of the film in a lot of people's eyes.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 4 роки тому +15

      @@AkatsukiBoss13 I think he was trolling. He knows how much people hated that. And * shudder * the kiss.

    • @auxiliary_rose7342
      @auxiliary_rose7342 4 роки тому +8

      It's mostly because he's at a point where he has to say whatever is popular in order to continue doing these videos. He's fostered roughly 9 million subscribers at the time of writing this comment, and imagine for a moment how many of those subs are the "intelligent people" who also liked that ending with the dual sunsets and Rey Skywalker. Had he actually sinned it, as well as other things with that movie those people would've jumped ship potentially. And while you can definitely argue those people are the minority, this same situation can apply to loads of bad movies he covers. Jeremy's gotten addicted to the attention his sin videos get, and more importantly their ad revenue and patreon pennies. To quote Palpatine here: "all who gain power are afraid to lose it" and "The only thing Darth Plagueis was afraid of was losing it. Which eventually he did"

  • @rattocaster_fgc3186
    @rattocaster_fgc3186 4 роки тому +436

    Cinemasins: makes a video
    Th3birdman: so you have chosen... Death

    • @steepsort6905
      @steepsort6905 4 роки тому +10

      It was Jeremy's chance to point out the actual flaws in this film yet he still lets us know his nickname "Dooremy" 💩

    • @AdrianChazz
      @AdrianChazz 4 роки тому +3

      He chose... POOOOOOORLY!

    • @sofijamarkovic6856
      @sofijamarkovic6856 4 роки тому +3

      @@steepsort6905 Steep Obre agreed there are thigs to criticize in the movie but insted he's just stuck on " quik send ex macana" and that kind of stuff

    • @AdrianChazz
      @AdrianChazz 4 роки тому +2

      @@sofijamarkovic6856 "whAt Are YOu TAlkInG AbOUt?!?1 RiSE oF skyWaLkeR iS PeRfECt...!"

    • @bobbyrayvictory6905
      @bobbyrayvictory6905 4 роки тому +1

      @@AdrianChazz RREEEEEEEEEEE

  • @mikeval1525
    @mikeval1525 4 роки тому +200

    Let’s see how cinemasins screw up this time.

    • @mikeval1525
      @mikeval1525 4 роки тому +13

      It’s worst than I thought.

    • @pizzapete4134
      @pizzapete4134 4 роки тому +7

      @@mikeval1525 same here. This is worse than any depiction possible of anakin slaughtering the younglings/all of order 66 in general.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 4 роки тому +8

      @@mikeval1525 Right? How hard is it to screw up criticizing this movie? Jay had a good breakdown a few months ago, if you have an hour and a half, which most of us do now.

    • @colormedubious4747
      @colormedubious4747 4 роки тому +1

      Do you have a bad feeling about this?

    • @nintendocat64
      @nintendocat64 3 роки тому

      @@pizzapete4134 durr burger is better

  • @prospersikhwari5289
    @prospersikhwari5289 4 роки тому +207

    The birdman ruined cinemasins for me. Now I can't watch their videos if there's no 'correction' from the legend himself

    • @minecraft_hero12roblox61
      @minecraft_hero12roblox61 4 роки тому

      Prosper Sikhwari what about the Avenger movie, the first one, Birdman hasn’t touched that one

    • @seant1326
      @seant1326 4 роки тому +16

      @@minecraft_hero12roblox61
      I think there was something about when Cinemasins was still good.
      Before they padded runtime for monetization.

    • @DestinyHime
      @DestinyHime 4 роки тому +17

      Lols I was getting pretty annoyed with Jeremy being so nitpicky. With him asking really obvious questions. Then I found Birdman and it was like: I have been avenged.

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 4 роки тому +4

      Same.

    • @magnatcleo2043
      @magnatcleo2043 4 роки тому +10

      @@minecraft_hero12roblox61 That's the old Cinemasins, from the time when they actually understood their own format, what cliches are, what ex machina means, and so on.

  • @camiloiribarren1450
    @camiloiribarren1450 4 роки тому +154

    Favorite sins: 1) Well he is his grandfather’s grandson. Also, Kylo is not a Sith 2) CinemaSins’ narrator still hasn’t realized that he’s C-3P0 3) *sigh* like I said, a cringey sexual joke, every single time...
    Sentence: Finn and Poe spin off series

    • @InfiniteFury2K
      @InfiniteFury2K 4 роки тому +7

      Sentence: Poe and Zorii Bliss Spin-Off, Please??

    • @camiloiribarren1450
      @camiloiribarren1450 4 роки тому +5

      Ben Walker no that’s me changing it. It would be interesting to see them

    • @acairconditioning5666
      @acairconditioning5666 4 роки тому +5

      Camilo Iribarren except that the person behind C-3PO isn’t a jerk and annoying

    • @camiloiribarren1450
      @camiloiribarren1450 4 роки тому +2

      AC Air Conditioning I think the reason of that sin was because they’re both dopey at times

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 4 роки тому +2

      Oscar Isaac, when asked if he'd like to come back as Poe: "Nope!"

  • @secretchiley
    @secretchiley 4 роки тому +33

    Finn was robbed in Rise of skywalker. I mean how can you tell us he's force sensitive and just stop it there?
    I honestly hope we get spin off movie with Finn.

  • @sheassea9320
    @sheassea9320 4 роки тому +166

    Anakin must be pissed after this trilogy, he got his thunder stolen for killing palpatine and got his lightsaber buried in sand, it’s no wonder why he doesn’t show up as a force ghost with Luke and leia

    • @keeganstormblade5456
      @keeganstormblade5456 4 роки тому +13

      He's probably force choking someone right now for this

    • @Xgendude14
      @Xgendude14 4 роки тому +15

      Why would he show up on Tatooine? He hates sand

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 4 роки тому +11

      @@Xgendude14 It's rough, and it's coarse, and it gets everywhere!

    • @hisdudeness1835
      @hisdudeness1835 4 роки тому +14

      @Dark Starvoid Well Force healing is a light side ability. That is kinda the irony of Anakins arc. In his attempts to save Padme he actually caused her death.

    • @ssutuh
      @ssutuh 4 роки тому +13

      @Dark Starvoid You explained it without realizing, he looked in the wrong places for this exact power under false promises and his unwillingness to sacrifice himself.

  • @leecain5460
    @leecain5460 4 роки тому +138

    OK I would just like to say, the fact that they showed the child force healing just before this movie came out was a great way to set this "new" force ability up for Rey to use.

    • @DrMedicsGameSurgery
      @DrMedicsGameSurgery 4 роки тому +16

      just becasue they are self aware about it doesmnt make it good

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 4 роки тому +30

      Actually, Force Healing is a thing. It wasn't 'just made up' for this movie.

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 роки тому +16

      Too bad that the Mandalorian came out afterwards for anyone NOT in the Netherlands, USA (and Puerto Rico), Canada, Australia and New Zealand. Disney Plus staggered a bunch of their releases all the way to March for most of Western Europe besides the Netherlands. It released in India in April. It still hasn't released in Eastern Europe, Scandinavia, Central or South America, the whole of Africa or anywhere in Asia besides India.
      Basically, what I'm saying is that you couldn't legally watch the Mandalorian basically anywhere besides like five countries (and a territory of one of the above) where the majority speak English, so even if you did pirate it, it wouldn't be in your language unless you were from the UK, Ireland or the Dutch-speaking half of Belgium (I don't know what languages the show was originally offered in the five release countries, but I bet the majority of rips were uploaded in English or Dutch). My assumption is that many Star Wars fans had no idea at all.

    • @jadeatrophis
      @jadeatrophis 4 роки тому +2

      A pity the explanation for it is that only the Dyad can supposedly Force heal..

    • @DrMedicsGameSurgery
      @DrMedicsGameSurgery 4 роки тому +4

      @@jadeatrophis doesnt work cos baby yoda did it too

  • @mwheeler22
    @mwheeler22 4 роки тому +77

    Bruh you’ve spoiled me! Every time a CinemaSins comes out. I’m always looking forward to a @Th3Birdman that is way better 👏🏼👌🏼🤟🏼👍🏼🙌🏼

  • @christinamatzen4214
    @christinamatzen4214 4 роки тому +8

    15:52 makes me recall the only bit of my High School poetry lessons - “As a rule, Man’s a fool. When it’s hot he wants it cool. When it’s cool he wants it hot, only wanting what is not” -Benjamin Disraeli former Prime Minister to Queen Victoria.
    Thanks, man. Thanks.

  • @hughmungus6005
    @hughmungus6005 4 роки тому +43

    12:29
    "This fake ass laugh"
    *This Kim Kardashian laugh*

  • @MichaelGreen-vk5xq
    @MichaelGreen-vk5xq 4 роки тому +247

    This was one of the worst CinemaSins videos tbh

    • @HappyCynic
      @HappyCynic 4 роки тому +4

      Nearly as bad as the Dredd video.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 роки тому +11

      Maybe, but I did agree with most of it, for once

    • @Xgendude14
      @Xgendude14 4 роки тому +26

      The worst one would be the i’Robot video. Half of the sins were EASILY answered in the movie and Jeremy feigned ignorance or padded the sin count with bullshit sins

    • @gamerscout7452
      @gamerscout7452 4 роки тому +3

      still better than the actual movie

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 4 роки тому +5

      YoU dOn'T gEt It It'S sAtIrE

  • @TheChiog
    @TheChiog 4 роки тому +67

    Something i was already wondering about with last jedi and captain marvel: how on earth does this guy manage to sin a movie that is full of flaws, and then sin basically everything EXCEPT THE ACTUAL SINS??

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 4 роки тому +7

      It's like Robin Hood: Men in Tights when Ahchoo shoots the noose Robin's to be hanged from, only to reveal he was trying to hit the hangman.

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 роки тому +5

      So that's why his cars 2 video has less sins than his cars 1 video

  • @DrKnockers05
    @DrKnockers05 4 роки тому +59

    CinemaSins: uploads 'Everything Wrong with The Last Skywalker'
    Th3Birdman: *"This is where the fun begins..."*

  • @DC-tx2zy
    @DC-tx2zy 4 роки тому +11

    "CinemaSins narrator doesn't realize that he is C-3PO", I was cracking up!!!!😂😂

  • @shawnrichardson8499
    @shawnrichardson8499 4 роки тому +68

    16:30 “I’m padding the sun count”
    *sin count goes to 420*
    Well played

  • @RexusprimeIX
    @RexusprimeIX 4 роки тому +16

    Thank you, finally, a youtuber that fucking understands how to force healing works, I swear, movie critics don't watch the movies they are criticizing. I keep hearing the argument that force healing is taking away any stakes since now you can just heal from anything. They seem to gloss over the part where Rey says that you give away YOUR OWN vitality to heal. Like you said in the video Rey can't heal Ben back after being resurrected since she would just give back the vitality that Ben gave her, resulting in her dying again. And before anyone says anything, the reason Rey didn't die when she healed Ben the first time was because he wasn't dead yet, he was dying, but he still had vitality left in him, so she didn't have to spend all of her vitality to heal him back to life, while he had to spend his whole vitality to resurrect Rey from death.

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 4 роки тому +6

    So glad this channel exists.....

  • @alexdurain3753
    @alexdurain3753 4 роки тому +72

    Jeremy was literally given the easiest movie to critique, the only thing missing was a silver platter, and he still screwed it up! How do you do that?

    • @kevinsampson9217
      @kevinsampson9217 4 роки тому +8

      Alex DuRain exactly I mean this is the guy that shit on winter soldier, WINTER SOLIDER??!! The mcu movie there is

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +4

      Takes a sin off from Terminator,Genysis, and doesn't take a sin off from Captain America The Winter Soldier!

    • @jibanyangamer9260
      @jibanyangamer9260 4 роки тому +3

      You are asking to much for cinemasins

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 4 роки тому +3

      Because critiquing movies properly requires you to actually pay attention while watching them, and Jeremy hasn't bothered to do that in like seven years.

  • @DavidBubarYT
    @DavidBubarYT 4 роки тому +45

    19:00 also, leia isn't 'digitally youngened' in this scene, Lucasfilm actually composited old footage from ROTJ into this scene. Leia was not digitally de-aged anywhere in this film.

  • @_myst_4267
    @_myst_4267 4 роки тому +14

    "What do all people with power and riches want?"
    Probably real life catgirls?

  • @lilkingg82
    @lilkingg82 4 роки тому +17

    I felt that "atleast the Sith do something productive"
    Burn from a Galaxy Far Far Away

  • @reisugoi9160
    @reisugoi9160 4 роки тому +79

    So does Jeremy want exposition or does he not want exposition?

  • @j.coxtrot4003
    @j.coxtrot4003 4 роки тому +16

    16:00 What the actual f*ck was that fight scene?!? Seriously... Rey just swinging around the damned thing like she never held one before...

  • @myguy_cat
    @myguy_cat 4 роки тому +9

    I'm Rey
    Rey who?
    Just Ray.
    Rey...Solo

  • @AstroManX100
    @AstroManX100 4 роки тому +26

    My least favorite CinemaSins "joke" is 'Doctor Who is that?', which Jeremy makes whenever he sees an actor or actress in a movie that also had a role in Doctor Who. Hell, I should just say that I hate his 'This actor also played in another movie' "sins," as it is his most pathetic way of padding his sin count.

    • @mightbeahumanmaybe247
      @mightbeahumanmaybe247 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, how is that a sin of the film? Can't watch cinema sins anymore without birdman calling out their bullshit. I liked rise of Skywalker, not as a critic but as a guy who loves star wars and wants more.
      Also how does no one call bullshit on baby yoda force healing and not Rey? It was a technique used by sith in combat and you could easily see it as playing with life. So the Jedi frowned on its use. Rey doesn't have that oversight.

  • @MrCanadaben
    @MrCanadaben 4 роки тому +17

    How can he sin the "They fly now?" because Boba Fett flew, but NOT bring up that Troopers have been flying since the Clone Wars?...

    • @caseypitt1296
      @caseypitt1296 3 роки тому +2

      Well, Clone troopers aren't storm troopers, let alone First Order troops.

  • @teateline9659
    @teateline9659 4 роки тому +74

    Been watching for months and only just realised that EWW stood for Everything wrong with. I've always thought that was you saying you're disgusted by CS's video

  • @sleepy_sensei3913
    @sleepy_sensei3913 4 роки тому +12

    "You're on the council of " This sith wayfinder is a mcguffin... " Best use of the line since the prequels. Fight me

  • @samuelcoltsghost7025
    @samuelcoltsghost7025 4 роки тому +24

    "At least the Sith do something produc-"
    "Let's play Raid: Shadow Legends"

  • @JohnDoe-cp3cl
    @JohnDoe-cp3cl 4 роки тому +6

    "You padding the sin count bro" is gold😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Corey_Tenderson
    @Corey_Tenderson 4 роки тому +6

    Th3birdman: chews food
    Me: “here it comes! Here it comes!”

  • @MB-ux9me
    @MB-ux9me 4 роки тому +9

    All the McGuffins in this movie are treated like artifacts even though they can be 30 years old at max

  • @irishgerman98
    @irishgerman98 4 роки тому +72

    Jeremy removing a sin for “Rey Skywalker” 🤮 deserved at least 500 sins imo

    • @GhostInPajamas
      @GhostInPajamas 4 роки тому +3

      Brandon Durrigan Jeremy HAS to have been being sarcastic there’s no other explanation lmao

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 4 роки тому +6

      @@GhostInPajamas That's what I was thinking. He's trolling us. People literally groaned in my theater, almost as much as they did for the kiss. Ugh, that kiss. Just ugh.

    • @ollyravenhill7341
      @ollyravenhill7341 4 роки тому

      To be fair, I think the worst part if that scene is the point of the film is that, you aren’t defined by who your parents are. So it would make more sense in terms of what the story is trying to do would be for Rey to say she’s ray.... just rey.

    • @NathanDrakeTheGreat
      @NathanDrakeTheGreat 4 роки тому

      I didn't find it surprising considering the fake woke SJW crap hes been peddling in his videos for the last year. That ending was right up his alley.

    • @TheyWantMeGone69
      @TheyWantMeGone69 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah idk wtf he was thinking

  • @mandocalrissian6454
    @mandocalrissian6454 4 роки тому +7

    9:45 Jeremy said "bubba fett"...
    everyone who knows how to pronounce simple words, names, and phrases in the English language: *shudders*

  • @den-ver7333
    @den-ver7333 4 роки тому +14

    I don't like this movie, but I have to agree that CinemaSins is slowly devolving to a condescending circus without innovation and ingenuity.

  • @hntrl8880
    @hntrl8880 4 роки тому +22

    Cinemasins: *makes video*
    Th3Birdman: "I am speed."

  • @christiancrusader9374
    @christiancrusader9374 4 роки тому +29

    I don't think her being Palpatine's granddaughter absolves her of being a mary sue. Luke was the son of the chosen one, and he still had to train and practice. He failed as many times as he succeeded . And he still needed help to win. Rey had very little training, mastered abilities she was never taught, and she failed maybe once, and then she was proven right. Sorry. It's just how I see her. I'd actually like it someone can point out something that might change my mind.

    • @hisdudeness1835
      @hisdudeness1835 4 роки тому +6

      Well she was trained by herself in basic combat for years on jakku. Like she said to Han "I can handle myself"
      Then on Ahch To she got trained by Luke for a bit, like Luke got trained by Yoda in ESB. Luke lost to Vader and Rey got completely annihilated by Snoke until Kylo killed him. And she fell for Kylos obvious trap. Then she trained for a year with Leia on Ajan Kloss. Like Luke did probably somewhere between ESB and RotJ.
      Rey was more skilled due to surviving on Jakku for like 14 years on her own while Luke spent 19 years on a farm with his uncle and aunt.

    • @maxieprimo2758
      @maxieprimo2758 4 роки тому

      Well Anakin is weaker than Palpatine. He's the mac daddy of the Sith.

    • @rxtr664
      @rxtr664 4 роки тому +4

      She's definitely a mary sue, no need to consider changing your mind

    • @christiancrusader9374
      @christiancrusader9374 4 роки тому +1

      @@maxieprimo2758 He's only weaker because he turned evil and lost on Mustafar. He was created by the force to destroy the sith, so he had a lot of potential.

    • @christiancrusader9374
      @christiancrusader9374 4 роки тому +2

      @@hisdudeness1835 Luke didn't teach her much. Mostly the nature of the force. But she was using actual techniques before that. But that is a good point about her already knowing how to fight, though I would like to point out a staff is very different from a lightsaber.

  • @janssenbenedict3917
    @janssenbenedict3917 4 роки тому +8

    I love your reaction when they removed sins for the "rey skywalker" scene

  • @krisdmont13
    @krisdmont13 4 роки тому +8

    I'd pay good money for a "You padding the sin count bro" shirt

  • @nozywolf8949
    @nozywolf8949 4 роки тому +4

    Force ghosts have been able to interact with matter since 1977, when Obi-Wan said to Vader if he died he would become much more powerful

    • @212mochaman
      @212mochaman 3 роки тому +1

      Then why dont force ghosts just destroy death stars themselves? They're immortal, why the shit would you force ghost around to watch millions of people die when they dont have to?

  • @Zaps99ESP
    @Zaps99ESP 4 роки тому +64

    I see the taking the Skywalker name as Rey honouring who she considers her family. But I understand if people don't like that.

    • @littlechickeyhudak
      @littlechickeyhudak 4 роки тому +23

      Yeah same. I thought it was weird at first but I've definitely come to terms with it and think it's a nice ending

    • @julianpradarodriguez7336
      @julianpradarodriguez7336 4 роки тому +11

      I personally did not like it. Maybe if it was better planned i would have liked it.
      But hey, live and let others live. Im not going to get angry about a movie

    • @gamehero6816
      @gamehero6816 4 роки тому +9

      @@littlechickeyhudak I liked the ending. If the movie was not great, just appreciate the ending.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 4 роки тому +14

      It could have been handled WAY better. As is, it's just more unearned fan service from a movie full of it. People were literally groaning in my theater for something that should have been amazing.

    • @ssutuh
      @ssutuh 4 роки тому +14

      I appreciate that StarWars said that your family doesn't matter what your bloodline is, and the fact that so many people misinterpret it just to get mad at the movie is honestly annoying.

  • @harrisonjolly67
    @harrisonjolly67 4 роки тому +3

    that was the best video on TROS I have seen yet. Awesome effort bro

  • @crimsont3ar
    @crimsont3ar 4 роки тому +40

    9:55 He should have said "What about the Jumptroopers from the clone wars?

    • @littlechickeyhudak
      @littlechickeyhudak 4 роки тому +22

      Well also there's a comic that takes place between TLJ and TROS where Poe actually fights stormtroopers with jetpacks. He already knew about them, so there's no reason he would be surprised in the movie. It's actually a genuine flaw, but CS just didn't point that out

    • @cooldude2027
      @cooldude2027 4 роки тому

      The point of the sin, is that Jeremy tried to compare Boba Fett, to a common stormtrooper because they both fly, yeah I can see why didn’t focus on how Clone Troopers also did it

    • @generalracoon1049
      @generalracoon1049 4 роки тому

      Little Chickey Hudak Not only that, but the way it is phrased is just wrong, since Troopers have ALWAYS flown (Ties) and there would be stories of the Clone Wars or the Rebellion era of people fighting with jetpacks, not to mention the Mandalorian warriors that fought for: Darth Maul, The Empire, etc.

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 роки тому

      Little Chickey Hudak because cinemacins probably doesn’t know shit about Star Wars comics

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 4 роки тому

      Rex & co use jetpacks in season8 episode1, Jeremy could use this and still stick to his 'ThE bOoKS DOn'T mATteR'

  • @itsdapawa
    @itsdapawa 4 роки тому +30

    Oh my god thank you for not calling "The Child", "baby Yoda"

    • @unknownerror169
      @unknownerror169 4 роки тому +6

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 because he's not "baby yoda" and I'm sick of people calling him that.
      Yoda died in the second installment of the original trilogy. The Child appears AFTER the third installment.
      If you call him Baby Yoda, you've got no idea how the timeline works.

  • @Shadow_of_Sundered_Star
    @Shadow_of_Sundered_Star 4 роки тому +18

    One thing that really pissed me off about the SW fanbase recently: people basically rioted over force heal in this movie, and yet were completely fine with it in the Mandalorian. I haven't heard one single complaint about it in that show. And I've looked. I really think people just *want* to hate this movie, even if its for completely stupid reasons. Also, people complain about how Rey has "no training" when she's clearly been training extensively with Leia. Then they try to defend their complaining by saying that Leia should have no idea how to train her. Despite the movie CLEARLY SHOWING US THAT LEIA WAS TRAINED AS A JEDI

    • @mightbeahumanmaybe247
      @mightbeahumanmaybe247 4 роки тому +9

      Everything you just said.... was absolutely right, this movie is not amazing by any means. But it does not deserve all this hate

    • @isplat927
      @isplat927 4 роки тому +6

      Leia did not have training, not in TLJ, the whole Force fly pull with Leia was said by Rian Johnson to be her natural instinct to survive and that she had no force training until this movie came along and retconed that.

    • @EatAnOctorok
      @EatAnOctorok 4 роки тому +4

      @@isplat927 Yes. Because JJ Abrams agrees with the majority of the Star Wars fanbase on the grounds that "Rian Johnson's brain is made of botched Palpatine clone flesh".

    • @unknownerror169
      @unknownerror169 4 роки тому +2

      I agree with the first part but the second, not so much.
      Leia never became a Jedi. Yes she did training, but she decided it wasn't for her and abandoned the idea of becoming a Jedi. Hence she's not a Jedi and doesn't use her lightsaber.

  • @MyUsersDark
    @MyUsersDark 4 роки тому +14

    Most spoken sentence:
    "Jeremy makes a pop culture ref-"

  • @zionzzz3699
    @zionzzz3699 4 роки тому +30

    Been waiting for this roast session

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 4 роки тому +2

    Ain't nothing more cathartic than these videos. The switch between the waterboarding that is Jeremy's voice and the fresh air that is The Birdman's voice is a feeling I can't get anywhere else

  • @tirzahroseroot
    @tirzahroseroot 4 роки тому +23

    The second I saw the video, I thought to myself: Birdman’s gonna sin it!

  • @owl8492
    @owl8492 4 роки тому +9

    I think im the only person who really enjoyed the whole Rey Skywalker. I mean its even backed up by the real world history of maruies de laffyette and his slave who he gave freedom to and let fight. His slave actually took up Lafyettes last name as his own.
    *Drops microphone*

  • @meaochan5577
    @meaochan5577 4 роки тому +11

    Yay! Love Th3Birdman! You’ve got a great voice, especially when chewing out Jeremy. Only channel I click on alerts for instantly.

  • @darthbaggins007
    @darthbaggins007 4 роки тому +4

    I especially hate it when CinemaSins takes something out of context to make it seem stupider than it is.

  • @doorbell8132
    @doorbell8132 4 роки тому +8

    I was looking forward to this video. Usually it’s easier to defend a film you like, and as this was the only sequel I didn’t enjoy, I wanted to see your points on it, because outside of dissing Cinemasins for his bad jokes, you do raise some good points

  • @master-of-many-fandoms2020
    @master-of-many-fandoms2020 4 роки тому +13

    I love how u used the scene from Reloaded to express the answer what the Sith want.

  • @Chrysaetos
    @Chrysaetos 4 роки тому +56

    "The people who think loud distortion and dumpster juice-tier memes that don't make any sense are funny" Ooh, he might be me

    • @pandagamer-hg5be
      @pandagamer-hg5be 4 роки тому +15

      Lucas ofcourse i know him, he's me

    • @InfiniteFury2K
      @InfiniteFury2K 4 роки тому +3

      I agree with him too. Both of which no longer serve their purpose.

    • @ergot4716
      @ergot4716 4 роки тому +5

      Tbf, it’s only funny depending on the context. Being loud for no reason is obnoxious to me.

  • @explodingbrick9544
    @explodingbrick9544 4 роки тому +41

    You'd think with a film as bad as TROS, Jeremy would learn how to properly sin a movie

    • @thelastbrickbender2139
      @thelastbrickbender2139 4 роки тому +3

      In that case he should have learned it with the last Jedi IF we still consider that something, that happened

    • @marvel1436
      @marvel1436 4 роки тому +5

      Man I was about to type the same thing. This should be one of the easiest movies to properly sin. But no, just lame jokes

  • @AgilityDZN
    @AgilityDZN 4 роки тому +28

    Birdman knows everything he needs to know about Jeremy.

  • @Michael_Dominic
    @Michael_Dominic 4 роки тому +10

    would have been sick if Rey went into the Avatar state and cut off palpatine's ability to fire bend.
    I mean use the force > _>

  • @Pear_chan
    @Pear_chan 4 роки тому +12

    I was about to go to sleep, then my phone vibrated with a notification for this. Looks like I'm staying awake for another 25 minutes then eh?

    • @MandleRoss
      @MandleRoss 4 роки тому

      Don't take your phone to bed with you.

    • @Pear_chan
      @Pear_chan 4 роки тому

      @@MandleRoss I charge it in my room.

  • @DarnHooligan
    @DarnHooligan 3 роки тому +4

    7:12
    i love the visual of jeremy being kylo and just going on a tangent while everyone else just watches silently

  • @tompraeger
    @tompraeger 4 роки тому +21

    How can he remove sins for “Ray Skywalker” in a movie that had the message, that lineages doesn’t matter? This ending goes against everything the movie sought to teach.

  • @EduardoMartinez-fk2pv
    @EduardoMartinez-fk2pv 4 роки тому +10

    Th3Birdman: i love cinemasins
    Me: **Doubts**

  • @camdotcoms
    @camdotcoms 4 роки тому +9

    i’m even more upset by the leia with the lightsaber sin because the motion capture for young leia was done by her daughter!!

  • @colinvandenberg3446
    @colinvandenberg3446 4 роки тому +17

    The Fortress of Hothitude joke was actually noting a sin of the film, because its pointing out how derivative it is.

  • @Legendarycornet
    @Legendarycornet 4 роки тому +45

    That was fast

    • @mikeval1525
      @mikeval1525 4 роки тому +1

      Antonio Orozco I’m speed

    • @Sky_Ler2000
      @Sky_Ler2000 4 роки тому +1

      Had the same thought

    • @amiyamarshall7148
      @amiyamarshall7148 4 роки тому +4

      Mike Val That’s cause Birdman actually cares about his audience

    • @drearydoll9430
      @drearydoll9430 4 роки тому

      Mike Val
      Hi speed, I’m ecstasy

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 4 роки тому

      He probably has some time on his hands. And this video was easy to counter, it didn't have a lot of substance. The movie was so easy to sin, I'm actually kinda disappointed in CS for being so lazy with it.

  • @leonardochapman4736
    @leonardochapman4736 4 роки тому +8

    Don't kill me if you think this is wrong, but...
    Opinion warning:
    I liked rise of skywalker

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 4 роки тому

      No opinion is wrong or right. I loved the movie too, so you're not alone

  • @doomer2electricboogaloo730
    @doomer2electricboogaloo730 4 роки тому +6

    CinemaSins: Releases a video
    TheBirdman: NOTHING WILL STOP THE RETURN OF THEBIRDMAN!

  • @Mikol_Billy
    @Mikol_Billy 4 роки тому +2

    Also love the little Easter eggs with subtitles that say what you didn’t say. This series is great man

  • @taylorwiseman8078
    @taylorwiseman8078 3 роки тому +3

    Me in the theatre: Don't say it. Don't fucking say it "Rey Skywalker" GOD Damn it!
    CinemaSins: The ending was fucking great.
    I'm sorry, what?

  • @HeartOfJupiter
    @HeartOfJupiter 4 роки тому +5

    I used to find cinemasins funny a while back, but it seems like overtime they're paying less and less attention to the films and end up criticizing things that make sense within the context of the entire movie. Now they're just kind of annoying and whiny :|

  • @iambuhlockay8007
    @iambuhlockay8007 4 роки тому +34

    I just had the impression Luke and Lando went searching for the way finder BEFORE Kylo Ren turned to the dark side. Perhaps not too long after Return of the Jedi.

    • @DRACONAR1US
      @DRACONAR1US 4 роки тому +5

      Which makes Luke into a freaking monster who KNEW the Sith were still out there hiding on a lost planet, building their strength, and not only did he do nothing about it, he didn't even think to warn anyone.
      And they say TLJ made him look bad...

    • @hisdudeness1835
      @hisdudeness1835 4 роки тому +12

      @@DRACONAR1US no, he just knew there was a sith wayfinder and an ancient planet called Exegol. He had No clue what would await him there. That is likely why he searched for it

    • @RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS
      @RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS 4 роки тому

      His Dudeness why didn’t they search Oochis ship?

    • @fa1ry_juice
      @fa1ry_juice 4 роки тому +2

      @@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS They did search it. They didnt find the wayfinder there. Rey, Poe, Finn and Chewie just went back to look for it again. This is literally what they said in the movie.

  • @Mr.EintheMorning
    @Mr.EintheMorning 4 роки тому +41

    I think it's time for you to just replace CinemaSins outright. I think you do a better job

  • @TheLastPrime38
    @TheLastPrime38 4 роки тому +5

    How dare he, c-3po is like the one thing that everyone agrees was good in the film

  • @animerekt4959
    @animerekt4959 4 роки тому +1

    I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Thx Th3BirdMan

  • @devilsadvocate6381
    @devilsadvocate6381 4 роки тому +8

    Th3Birdman right tho, dumpster memes are garbage!

  • @aussiedrone1511
    @aussiedrone1511 4 роки тому +1

    But like the ending was great! The yellow lightsaber showing that Ray is Pure lightside!

    • @Th3Birdman
      @Th3Birdman  4 роки тому +3

      I actually love the yellow lightsaber bit. I actually predicted that Rey would craft a yellow saber. Granted, I predicted this to happen in The Last Jedi, but I'm still counting this as my prediction lol

  • @gabrielmutombo7078
    @gabrielmutombo7078 4 роки тому +7

    Cinemasins: *Makes a new video*
    Th3 Birdman: long have I waitted

  • @Jediruler101
    @Jediruler101 4 роки тому +1

    The first time I watched cinema sins Ros I wanted you to make this video so fast.

  • @TheWhite-Guy
    @TheWhite-Guy 4 роки тому +6

    17:42 that’s an insult to 1st graders if I’m being honest