Ultimate Lord Of The Rings + The Hobbit Pitch Meeting Compilation
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- Опубліковано 22 тра 2024
- Every Lord of the Rings & The Hobbit Pitch Meeting in chronological order
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Chapters:
0:00 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
5:29 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
11:39 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
17:27 The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
23:07 The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
29: 37 The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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"he forces Gandalf to breakdance against his will"
"How rude"
Not really, it's barely an inconvenience!
My favorite line of the entire video
Yes that’ caught me off guard 😂😂😂
I never had such a good laugh in years!
Funniest part probably 😂☠️
“Where does he fall”
“Into the sequel”
- *the greatest line ever to exist*
Or the cloak is made from plot armor.
Killing Sean bean is tight
No
Long before Palpatine fell into episode 9
"I have been falling... for 38 years!" - Palpatine
Yeah, Loki got nothing on him.
“And he made Gandalf break dance against his own will” got me🤣
Very rude
omg me too🤣🤣
Gandalf the break :v
@@northnick3317 gandalf the bboy
This got me so good
“She’s the one that’s like if Enya’s music was a person”
I…I just…I just can’t believe how accurate that is!
11q
I was literally screaming "YES YES" at that point cos it was so accurate. Only Time even started playing in my head
I forgot where he said that so I can just guess... Arwen, right?
@@Vayne_Solidor nono, Gimli.
No yeah, it’s Arwenya. 100%
What's an Enya?
It took me a second to realize he was making the golem/Sméagol joke about himself because I forget he’s not two separate people lol
yeah... yeah...
lol i didn't notice that at all!
LOL..Same!
"Gollum", dude ...
@@half-assedapocalypse1882 ok
"Oh, inexplicable accents are TOIGHT" will never not be funny as hell.
It’s TOIGHT
@@icarus9980 You're ROIGHT!
Time stamp
I rewarch the whole from time to time purely for this line and then lose my mind laughing 🤣
It’s been 8 minutes and I’m still laughing from this line
That "Alright keep your secrets" was so well placed and well timed. Peak comedy over here.
Best comment
The reason sauron reaches out to kill Isildur is because that's how Sauron killed the Elf king in the 2nd age.
"He just frantically looks around like he lost a contact lens"
I died 🤣😂
"So this guy's just talking to himself"
"Yeah this guy is nuts"
"This guy has frickin problems"
Lol
That was most funny joke in the context of his content!
Meta humor is tight.
just realize the joke after read this comment lol
wow wow wow wow
I love how meta this joke is lol
“Well technically it’s an elven cloak”
“So what’s that made of”
“Plot armour”
LMFAOOOO
I was reading this as Ryan was saying it, I don't know if I should be proud or terrified.
@@justameremortal2457 Simulation is treating you well
"So, it's nearly lunchtime?"
"What?"
"You said it was eleven o'clock."
"No, I said it was an elven cloak"
"Oh, that makes sense."
My brain predicted the answer in your post to be "elves".
The most concerning part is me typing "I should probably get some sleep" would be a lie. I'm actually pretty refreshed :/
@@justameremortal2457 Same O_O
Me: "Why are you watching a 36 minute long compilation of someone talking to himself about a movie that was released 20 years ago?"
"I don't know"
"Fair enough"
Because….funny!
-oh, that works!
"Because watching a 36 minute long compilation of someone talking to himself about a movie that was released 20 years ago is _tight_ !!
Because it was very easy, barely an inconvenience
“We are going to give Legolas this amazing action sequence where I failed physics....” that’s the best line in all of this video!
Elves don't really obey physics anyway. Can walk on snow without footprints, which gravity would have a say against
@@K4inan Yeah, and use objects that are falling as propulsion points even when they themselves are...you know...falling
too much CGI, the directiors dont know how the real world rocks work
That scene reminded me of the Chinese films where a kung-fu guy flies through the air somehow.
Lmao “breakdance against his will” lol
Very rude!
I was legit worried about Sir McClellan.
oh very rude
@@Caercutta30 Surviving this must be what earned him his knighthood
The Disrespect poor Gandalf breakdancing against his will it's disgusting 😭
"He is just talking to himself and replying as if he was 2 different people"
"Yeah he's freaking nuts"
"Oh this guy's got problems"
*embarrassing laughter*
I LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣..the self awareness is killing me..
Self referential meta jokes are TIGHT.
The Multiverse of Madness. A Pitch Meeting Self Awareness Campaign. And two differently cloaked men who look alike, walk into a bar.... 😂😂😂😂
‘Dwalin, Balin, possibly Sarah Palin’ took me straight down. Pure screaming. 😂
I laughed so much.The "eating of cherry tomato set back the industry a rough couple of quarters"
That scene gave me misophonia.
*Ryan is the only reason ScreenRant has any subscribers*
Yes sir it is.
Wow wow wow....... Wow
The best thing about that is you don't even need to subscribe because finding these videos is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Only reason I’m still subbed lol
Carrying screen rant is super easy barely an inconvenience.
(7:44) "He's just talking to himself and replying, as if he was two different people." - "Yeah, he's freaking nuts"
Imagine to be so used to Ryan and his format to take a moment to get that joke. xD
Dissociative identity disorder is considered borderline insanity by Ryanverse standards.
@@anthonymcrooster3703 well it is actually insanity or borderline insanity by the definition of the word.
@@anthonymcrooster3703 Dissociative identity disorder is TIGHT!
I... i didnt get it at all. I suppose im so used to the fact that i dont even recognise them as one person ;-;
+ isn’t that kind of like the split movie ?
..."and they get some important information from a bowling ball..."
Just one of dozens of throwaway lines that are hilarious. Love this compilation
"None other than Haldir!" Got me so bad. I also genuinely didn't realize he was a repeat elf until years after the first watch.
00:43
Ryan: "Allright then, keep your secrets."
Me: "He said that thing from the movie."
Saying the thing from the movie is TIGHT
Wow, wow, wow. Wow
You can take theb to your grave
He's a plot orc
"Well technically it's an elven cloak."
"Oh what's that made of?"
"Plot armor."
I'm dead 🤣
Should’ve been wearing the cloak
@@SorowFame . Ļ 0
mm
Mm
Mmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmmlll
Sk
He’s a plot orc.
@@Frey74. such as undestructium and.
The comedic timing on the Return of the King's multiple endings culminating in the pitch (pun intended) perfect "Oh My God" at 17:06 is absolutely hilarious. Brilliant work, sir. Just brilliant.
The riff on "The Happening" was absolutely perfect.
Can't wait for the extended version of this pitch meeting
Underrated comment
And in 4k!!!
@@nosuchthing8 48p
Aw man, extended versions of things are tight!
@@cruelandunusualfish yes, but plot holes are even more tight!
"-if Enya's music was a person?" I've never heard such an accurate description of Arwen ever by anyone.
ikr?! xD
Or liv Tyler in general
I came to the comment section to like this comment.
Yea that was really funny...He should be in SNL if they were trying to be funny again
It's also hilarious that Enya did some of the soundtrack.
Its a testiment to the original 3 that he actually has long moments of describing what happens without pointing out flaws
"And what's that made of" , "Plot armor" killed me
Now re-watching, I realize these are full of gems
"Wedding cake of a city"
"If Enya was a person"
A very athletic human torch"
“Producer guy the white” is what got me lol I don’t even know why, it’s not the best joke in the video but it’s just one of those that cracked me up
I know what you mean, but I think you'll find it's actually "if Enya's *music* was a person."
"...and then they're going to escape down the River of Questionable Physics."
Enya is a person tho. 🤣
Nah Enya his a Maia
“Can’t help but notice you’re still talking.” 😂 second favorite line of all time behind, “What are we doing here man?”
What’s the 2nd line from again?
The pitch meeting for the last twilight movie.
@@coren216 Ok thanks
@@coren216 All his disappointed lines from there were great.
Fade to white?
Fade to white.
*suspenseful silence increases
The way the return of the king NEVER ends is really funny
Yeah i love the movie and i also love the ending, but its like 30 minutes of ending. Like did we really NEED the slomo cheesy scene where everyone randomly goes into frodos room after he woke up? Was there no way to shorten any of it? Still a great movie though
@@Alex_...34565 Agreed, one of the best movies ever! But I remember being in the theatre like "okay, one MORE ending!?"
“He’s a plot orc” has to be a top 5 Pitch meeting line 😂
That's a joke even without the pun, which I didn't get until just now.
"He's gonna eat food in such a way its gonna make the Cherry Tomato industry have a rough couple of quarters." LMBO!! Real Tears!!
So true. To this day I push cherry tomatoes round my plate.
I didn’t get that🥲
@@nancyebada9549
Denethor eats a cherry tomato in a violent and callous manner, it's one of the great memes of the trilogy.
Wait, did you use LMBO for Laugh My Butt Off?
Laughing my balls off?
"Where does he fall?
"Into the sequel "
Cuz why not?
Ryan is so happy about that “killing Sean Bean is tight” line 😂 I’ve been binge watching pitch meetings for over a year now, anybody else have that? 🤣
Yeahyeahyeah
These pitchmeetings are a surprisingly good substitute to actually watching the movies... and the re-watch value is really very good indeed.
'He frantically looks around like he lost a contact lens or something" - That's all I am going to think of when I see that scene from now on XD
I have no way to causally drop this in but it’s on of my favorite Christopher Lee stories. When they were filming the scene where his character gets stabbed in the back Peter Jackson wanted him to yell and Christopher Lee proceeded to explain that that’s not what someone does when they’re stabbed in the back and that he should know he’s seen what happens when somebody is stabbed in the back.
Lmao
They stared at each other once so they're kind of in love now 😂 Really had me thinking this is how romance worked as a kid.
"I don't know"
"Alright, then. Keep your secrets"
Good one Ryan.
“Alright then keep your secrets” got me 😆
When you've watched extended cut so many times you forget Saruman dying isn't in the theatrical release. Yikes.
"A very athletic human torch"
"If Enya's music was a person"
These two got me good.
I almost actually choked when you showed the NZ Tourism Board guy. Incredible.
Same
In NZ myself, I can confirm our goons were like this.
That part gets me everytime... And the multiple endings part
Wow wow wow wow
I did
"oh very story-considerate Nazgul" LOL
I've been re-reading the Lord of the Rings trilogy since the early 1970s, and watched al lthe movies 4 or 5 times...and it wasn't until I watched this compilation that I suddenly saw the giant plot hole Ryan pointed out about the why the mithril shirt didn't help Frodo when Shelob stabbed him with her stinger.
Was in the neck in the books I believe.
Same here 🤦♂️
I love how Ryan constantly makes fun of himself in these things. He does it super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Making fun of oneself is tight
I love how they made sure he stayed as Producer Guy the White after he died, good continuity
he had a heat attack
@@blakeallen1057 I didn't catch that. Thanks!
@@carmen_says_hi he's chest tightened because of a heart attack
More like Producer Guy the Pink
"They" 😂😂😂
15.05 “a very athletic human torch” 😂😂😂😂😂 has to be one of the best lines by Ryan ever
Psst. You used a period instead of a colon. Also I agree that line is great
My favourite is "killing Sean Bean is tight!"
15:05
"If Enyas music was a person"
I know that's a joke but how God damn accurate was that description? 🤣
LMAO, I love the ending bit about "Return of the King." The whole theatre went through that "is...is it done?" cycle it was hilarious.
Yeah Arwen, you know the one who's like if Enya's music was a person?
"We're gonna meet this bad guy Sauron, and he's just super evil"
"What's his thing, character-wise?"
"He's just super evil"
"I love it"
Laughing hysterically already
Most accurate description ever
Hey Arwen is amazing.
@@giannamattina5314 So is Enya, my friend.
Which is ironic because it's actually Aerosmith's music as a person.
“Okay so the trees were treated poorly and now they want revenge?”
“That’s perfect I love it”
“Oh that’s just M. Knight” 7:05
BRO THE HAPPENING LMAO what a reference
Bruh this comment just came up right as this part of the video happened.
I feel like he sneaks a ton of missed references, etc, like that in these that are missed by many.
M. Night*
What's the reference
What's that refference about?
"That will make the cherry tomato industry have a rough couple of years." Sooooo funny. This whole thing is excellent. Orcs have had cockney accents since the 70s or 80s though when games workshop based them on English football hooligans. Still not a great explanation though lol
Tolkien was English and LOTR was written as a replacement for the lost lore of pre-Roman England. So the Orcs having what's perceived as low class British accents make sense.
From what I remember, there's a scene in the book where Sam and Frodo overhear a couple of Orcs talking, and it was written in phonetic Cockney.
As someone who hates tomatoes, that scene actually made me want to give them another chance. It also really made me want one of those supermarket rotisserie chickens.
"Possibly Sarah Palin." 🤣 The rhyme we didn't know we needed, but that we surely deserved.
One Ryan to rule them all, One Ryan to find them, One Ryan to bring them all and on Pitch Meeting bind them. Wow. Wow. Wow. Pitch meeting compilations are tight!
I bet ruling them is super easy, barely and inconvenience
Which Ryan are you talking about?
@@TaurielTheElf Ryan of course
That works.
F
"And, so, Aragorn be like 'You have my sword.' And this elf Legolas, he's like 'You have my bow.'"
"Why is everyone accusing him of theft all of a sudden?"
.
This is genius xD
AND MY AX!!11!
@@KasumiRINA Someone took your axe? Well....that just isn't right. Sounds like someone needs to be put in a room. 🤨
"Let us draw swords "
"he forces gandalf to breakdance against his will" is polly my favorite line of the pitches
4:30 "Where's he gonna fall?",
"Into the sequel"
"Ok great..".
Genius! Thanks again Ryan; we owe you bigtime, Bro.
“Wait can he predict the future?”
No... a wizard arrives precisely when he means too.
I just love the idea of that guy at the beginning who didn’t throw the ring in and the elf awkwardly walking back down that huge mountain with the elf being like
“Are you really not gonna do it?”
“Nope”
“Are you sure?”
“Nope, it’s mine now.”
“Come on man just do it”
“Don’t make me zap you!”
“ *sighs* “
That entire walk belongs in the extended cut!
I love that people laugh about things like that in LotR but then crucify The Hobbit for the smallest things they dislike. (Oh wait I actually don't love that.)
To be totally totally nerdy with canon. That elf, Elrond , had one of the 3 elven rings of power. He could do nothing against that "guy"- Isildur, who had got the One Ring from Sauron . or he would have been corrupted by the power of the One Ring.
Galadriel, female elf Queen , also had one of the elven rings, and she showed Frodo what would happen to an elf ring holder if they came under the power of the One Ring in the first LotR movie.
Addenda- Also note how Gandaulf , who had the other Eleven ring of Power, dared not touch the One Ring, as it almost corrupted him , just by him seeing it and him reaching for it on the floor when it was in no-one's possession in Bag-End. He was reduced to a babbling fool until the next morning when Frodo picked it up off the floor though I forget how much of that scene is canon to the book. The elven rings were highly attuned to the One.
@@chrisperrien7055. Yah, but the one ring only takes from what power you have inside you and although he was a pretty good fighter he didn’t have a lot of mystical power while Giladrial does. Wouldn’t he just turn invisible? Idk a lot about this stuff so correct because if I’m wrong
Like america and trump
LOVE how you broke the fourth wall talking about Gollum talking to himself as two different people… and you talk to yourself on these videos in a similar way! 🤣🤣🤣
The producers excitement, shock and surprise every time he says "that's from the other thing" or "that's the name of the movie" is my favorite thing lol
“Killing Sean Bean is Tight”
Fair enough
I read an interview where he complained, saying his presence in the movie is a spoiler
Yeah yeah yeah!
Getting killed is Sean Bean thing
Killing him is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
forces him to breakdance against his will and that clip together really caught me off guard😂🤣🤣😂😂
I love the board of tourism guy XD
“Producer guy, yeah... that’s what they used to call me.” 😂😂😂
Me:Why am I watching this, I've seen all of these individually multiple tikes.
Also Me:Becasue
That works.
Fair enough`
Well ok then.
Me: Why am I watching this? I already saw all three movies (I think) and never had any inclination to watch The Hobbit.
Also Me: Wait, they turned the Hobbit into 3 movies??
@@Kattywagon29 wow wow wow
"Alright then. Keep your secrets"
What a tiny but massive line! Hahaha it shows you really do your research and put in the time and effort!
All of this is just absolute gold. You should get some sort of comedy prize for this.
"He's going to take a fall."
"Where's he going to fall?"
"Straight into the sequel."
the "alright then, keep your secrets" is sending me
I really hope peter jackson has seen these
I wish he saw these before he made his.
You know that Peter wasn't the original creator of lotr?
@@Drblock21 No but the script of the movie changes some stuff, adds a lot of conflict between characters that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. The scene with Isildur and Elrond never happens in the book, because nobody actually thinks much about the ring. Faramir never cares about the ring, he lets Frodo go and Gollum betrays them of his own accord. In the books, the Ents actually vote to go to war, instead of voting no, before seeing the trees all cut down. Not that all of these are bad changes, making Smeagol a more tragic character was really great, but there is a decent amount of original writing in the movies that Tolkien didn't have a hand in.
@@Drblock21yes and do you know Tolkien and all of his male children are dead
@@KarazolaX Actually, Smeagol's aborted redemption arc is in the book pretty much as portrayed.
@23:38 "They're actively chasing a super powerful wizard but theyre scared of a bear?" gdit I was eating and laughed too hard and now i have to clean my monitor...sigh lol XD
Me: Am I really gonna watch this 30 min video?
Also me: OF COURSE I AM
Was it tedious to watch the whole thing?
"Nope, it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience"
ah, watching 30 minutes of pitch meetings is tight
"But haven't you seen all of these 6 pitch meetings individualy?"
"I need you to get all off my back about that, sir."
Well then okayyy
Same here
Oooo, watching pitch meetings that I’ve watched already but this time in a compilation is tight!
"Very exciting!"
100th like
@@blakeallen1057 Wow thanks!
your welcome
Its toight!
This guy is a true gem. I can’t get enough of these videos.
I'll never forget when the trilogy was released hanging out with friends and spending the entire weekend watching the extended versions. Smoking weed and making breakfast. Best. trilogy. ever.
"It's gonna look like he's going to prom" is the best description of Mithril that I've ever heard!
This dude carries this channel super hard. And he makes it seem super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Anyone who disagrees needs to get all the way off my back about it.
Yeah yeah yeah :D
Getting off Six Monekys’s back about it is tight 😃😃
This would be the part where i'd ask "why should i get off your back about it" to which you reply "because" and i respond "ok then"
@@sugarsweetsadie1026 I was gonna say that
Thanks for acknowledging when a nonsensical moment isn’t from the books! It’s appreciated!
16:44 I could re-watch that scene forever! Can't stop laughing! It's sooo good! XD
"the river of questionable physics"
"Killing Sean Bean is tight!!" is so believable as a thing modern day directors saying in the last couple of decades lol
It's like a badge of honor or something 😂😂
Fun fact: Tolkien himself actually said why they couldn't fly the eagles into mordor when answering to one letter, let me quote him:
"So the reason is.. is... shut up." ~ J.R.R Tolkien
i think its more or less because they would be more likely to be spotted that way.
Very easy to spot an eagle flying into Mordor, which the Nazgul would immediately swarm and attack. Not to mention putting the ring in the hands (talons?) of such a powerful creature is a big risk. Even Gandalf admitted that he wouldn't have the will to resist its temptation.
It's interesting to see how many theories about why eagles couldn't have been used are floating around, given that Tolkien himself basically admitted the gotcha.
@@neoroman0510 That, or got annoyed by all the people asking him so stopped actually giving in-depth reasons and instead just said "shut up". There are quite a few reasons both in Lord of the Rings and in his overall works, so someone asking means they just didn't pay attention.
Its still something of a flaw in the films, as the reasons aren't AS clear, but there are still some reasons present in the films themselves.
To be honest, mordor was a bit too much, but why cant they at leats go to elves using Eagles?
Since Gandalf said "a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he needs to", does it mean that he planned to not take part to Minas Tirith battle until it already started and a lot of people already died although he could obviously have saved many lives by arriving earlier ?
"What's that made of?"
"Plot armor"
"Where does he fall?"
"Into the SEQUEL!"
BAHAHAHAHA
The epic pause at approx 17:00 was amazing!!!!!
I am biased, but I notice, compared to many other Pitch Meetings, that we made it almost two and a half minutes into the Pitch before any moments that could be described in a ridiculous manner lol. Quality.
I laughed so hard at this video thanks for making it
“He’s just talking to himself and replying as if he was two different people?”
“Yeah he’s nuts”
“Oh this guy’s got problems”
*uncomfortable laughter*
Totally went over my head lol
Mine too
Cause he’s one person lol
Someone: are you seriously gonna watch a 36 minutes long movie pitch video?
Me: I'm gonna need you to get alllll the way off my back about this
Someone: okay let me get all the way off of that thing
Pretending to have someone to tell you that is tight!
Wow, wow wow wow wow, wow
16:57
This little head turn is what gets me every time
"If Enya's music was a person."
Perfection.
Phrases like “A very athletic human torch” make watching these super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I always love how positive and mostly supportive the two Guys are :)
14:35 "Oh, got him on a technicality." "She sure did, sir!" 🤣😂
*_"He's a plot orc."_*
😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The part where he's talking about the multiple different endings to return of the king is some of the funniest pitch meeting content of all time
“So they end up forming the Fellowship of the Ring.”
“That’s the name of the thing!”
“It is.”
“Wowowowowow.”
Pure genius
Just so brilliant. Every single pitch meeting is tight!
I love when hi says "I dont know" and "wowwowwow"
Isn't that "wellwellwell"?
@@cendrieeR no
I love when he goes... "He was in the"movie title" movie!"
Writer “watching the middle earth compilation is super easy, barely an inconvenience”
Producer “he said the thing!”
Writer “I did sir”
Producer “saying the thing is TIGHT”
Writer “I’m a writer”