Rei Tachibana OF OURSE! THE CONSPIRACY IS ALL GETTING CONNECTED! WATCH HIS MY SUMMER CAR STREAMS HE CRASHED A CAR AND WAS A CLOWN IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
He's really 5'8 guys, didn't you see that twitter vid he posted with his gf in the background. She's like 6'5 so yeah, 5'8 is totally a rational measurement. Not short at all.
Hahahaha! Ooh good that picture with the heights, and the "I'm gonna shit in my bath and blame it on someone else... I live alone" part are fucking GOLD
mackerel i love your editing, the little details and great humor, thank you very much for putting a lot of love into these videos, jerma couldn't have a better editor
Technically, Jerma did have his size reduced so he could fit in a clown car as per his patch notes.
Rei Tachibana
How does this have over 140 likes and I'm the first response?
Rei Tachibana and he now promised us the clown car. today's a good day. I just hope they don't nerf the cars acceleration.
I'm STILL waiting for that Serious Sam video to come out!
because it's hard to add to perfection
Rei Tachibana OF OURSE! THE CONSPIRACY IS ALL GETTING CONNECTED! WATCH HIS MY SUMMER CAR STREAMS HE CRASHED A CAR AND WAS A CLOWN IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
"If I turn the face cam on I'm not funny anymore"
If only every other single fuckin person on UA-cam knew this
I prefer face-cam off, myself.
It's useless and you don't need to know what the person you're watching play vidya looks like 24/7.
👆
It helps build a connection to their audience.
You mean facecam and yelling isn't humor?
SonicCustomThemes
They're my free entertainment slaves, I don't connect to them.
8:28-8:40 Jerma's "Full Body Mirror" or as the rest of us call it, a hand-mirror.
I actually made that joke in this particular stream chat and he laughed about it, I was sort of disappointed that didn't make it into the vid.
Trailer park, shuttle
Wtf y i type this
Mike hilarious dude.
Top 10 reddit moments
tiny person grows 7 inches using this one weird trick
Smiterbiter dwarves hate him!
You won't believe trick #4!
Local Tiny Hero from Western Pennsylvania
7 and a *half*
Its called a *Micro person*
"I'm kinda digging myself a pretty large grave here, aren't I?"
"Not like you need it"
Holy shit HM save that toast for breakfast.
Dont be self-conscious Jerma, in all honesty you're quite handsome. I'd let you marry my sister if you were a better gamer
Whereisthearmynow and taller
Whereisthearmynow he beat dark souls 3 on stream
Freckle Nuckle. Well anyone should be able to by now
Well now he beat Jevil on first try! What about that? What a god of a gamer!
Did you know that he beat the dark souls 3 of video games *on stream?*
7:03-7:06
Perfect transition
8:49 "not like you'd need it"
Wow. I didn't even notice that transition. Beautiful editing.
Love mackerel, his editing is nice.
Denz is a talented editor....
So perfect I didn't even notice.
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that. It's seamless.
Jerma is mad pt. 5' 2"
I got tears of laughter at the standing up from the chair joke, Nobody on the entire world can make me cry with laughter except you Jerma
But it wasn't a joke.....
He's really 5'8 guys, didn't you see that twitter vid he posted with his gf in the background. She's like 6'5 so yeah, 5'8 is totally a rational measurement. Not short at all.
Tiny desk jerma
just saw that, she looks like 6 inches taller than him from like 3 feet further than him
so yeah
Order your Tiny Desk Jerma now and you get a Tiny Desk Ster half off!
He's like 5'6
twitter.com/imkimdang/status/831675851511062528
wtf are you talking about? She's shorter than him
"It ain't the size of the screw, it's how hard you DRILL" - Jerma 2017
BELEIVE IN THE JERMA THAT BELEIVES IN YOU
Holy shit, that editing at 7:05 was fucking beautiful. 10/10
what editing? there was no editing at that part
oh now i see it
lol im blind
Glockel still cant see it
When he zooms in, his position changes
jerma like forgot his password for his main thats why he doesnt upload to there anymore
Dr troll I forgot the password to my pornhub
IntelForce 123 jokes
my password is 12345 on paypal, no joke
Kodlaken are you trying to meme, orrrr
That's the stupidest thing I've heard in my life! That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage!
" 5'8" is the average in ironforge " is still the best viewer joke in a jerma stream ever 😂
7:02 stellar transition
4:46 I love how he counted the afro in the guy's height.
Denz is a talented gunman
But that was before the plague hit.
Rainbow Elite God that memory always makes me laugh
Banned for card counting
*WIPPERSNAPPER!*
Internet King Remember, he doesn't snort usualy
the thumbnail looks like the tip of the hat crew posing with the pizza delivery guy
Holy shit
Omg
He looks so uncomfortable too
this is the least hated channel on youtube :o
ima chinese guy wtf well it used to be...
but that was before the plague hit.
Because it's impossible to hate Jerma
most loved
@@HopefullyJazzy YOU JINXED IT
@@HopefullyJazzy
bro?
Jerma is a talented midget, who would not let taller people best him in a fight
7:03 is the most seemless edit I've ever seen.
CrapDude it's actually so good that it hurts.
like, my brain can't process how awesome it is... gj HM for framing that shit together.
*W H E N W I L L T H E Y E V E R L E A R N*
jermlets LUL
*_JERMANLETS_*
i always thought ster was mario and jerma was luigi, i guess not
partycrab You would only think that if you're an IDIOT
nateguy 632 Wow did you see that top comment: Star never what?
Isn't Luigi actually that tall? Mario is 5' iirc
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I just found out Jerma
is 5'2''
We are living in the reality where the clown car thing actually happened.
MrBobby McFluff and it was an amazing stream.
Only took a couple years be we got it
Jerma needs to facecam with his handsome, handsome face more
Too bad he's only 4'11"
Cerpin Taxt 4’13”
there's a snake in my boot
*nevermind, it's just jerma*
7:03 holy shit that cut is seamless
Damn this guy is COMPACT
HEY GAMERS
RAZOR DETHADDERRR
Use codeword 'Fat Fuck' for 20% off your purchase price!
HAY, GAY MURRS.
h
hh
h
hhhhhHEY GAMERS
1:30 WE'RE TALKING COMEDY
Its really amazing how jermas streams are litterally older jerma videos. Keep up the highlights Mackerel!
But his older videos are TF2...
+sonikku956 Well, include at least
Jerma's face COMPLETELY doesn't match his laugh reactions
Wendy's New 4 for 4 Deal WTF does that even mean?
Jordan Wow that's a great deal!
And to think I've been eating at Burger King
Wendy's burgers are terrible tho
Alttair22 They're better than most other fast food joints.
5:05 to 5:14 "I had to have been like 5'1 when I was like 16 or something."
"byeah."
The transition at 7:05 was amazing. Great job Mackerel
7:04 that was a cool transition
Hahahaha! Ooh good that picture with the heights, and the "I'm gonna shit in my bath and blame it on someone else... I live alone" part are fucking GOLD
8:49 "not like you'd need it"
mackerel i love your editing, the little details and great humor, thank you very much for putting a lot of love into these videos, jerma couldn't have a better editor
Prophecy: Fulfilled
absolutely stellar name for this video.
wait, WHAT?!
"Remember when Jerma talked about writing that book?"
I actually forgot about that.
Some Decidueye did he cancel it or soemtjing
VultureVenom I think he said on his TF2 stream that he would release the book just as is at this point.
8:27 Which of course would be a hand mirror for anybody else.
Don't worry, Jerma, we don't discriminate against gnomes.
Gnot a gnoblin
And thus, a joke that will haunt jerma for the rest of his life was born
1:16 Prometheus (2012)
4:47
"Stand up and prove it..."
''DAMNIT"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are the best!
7:03 That buttery smooth transition though. I need more of that in my life Mackerel.
Put that cookie down, now!
Take limbs called fingers off the composition of dough and chocolate pressed into a circular form
the swap in shot at 7:04, even if not on propose, is amazing
7:03 was possibly the smoothest transition I've ever seen. Solid work HM
8:42 I love your small edits so much, Mackerel
2ndJerma > ster 2
jerma > ster
Shots fired
PLEASE do more Fistful of Frags videos! I absolutely love this game and so few people have gameplay footage that's fun to watch.
"I have to pretend I look good"
You don't need to pretend, Jermie.
Still waiting on that book smart guy. Been waiting for years
Love the frequent uploads and love ffof! Please play more!
Well, the clown car definitely happened
1:18 Ah, I see you graduated from the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.
Haha, exactly what I was thinking.
Ding
I like your spotty soundproofing material in your room.
So once this channel gets to about 800k subs will jerma make a new account call it 3rdJerma and then wait for THAT account to reach 800k subs? :D
Phase 3 of the Jermaverse
the jerma cinematic universe
"I look at my self in my full body mirror" he holds up a hand mirror.
Jerma is short.
Solar he had his hight reduced in two patches.
Derrick Biedermann At least clown cars are more accessible.
Derrick Biedermann At least clown
cars are more accessible.
jerma is short and mad.
so he could fit in clown cars better
jerma is always so funny, i don't know how he does it, he's just so funny
He did it. He drove a clown car.
Oh my god Jerma I love you so much, never stop following your passion.
he finally crashed the clown car
I thought this was a re-upload but then realized that I was there for the stream
It's 2018 now and I'm still waiting for you to crash the clown car, make my year Jerma.
He did it, he crashed the clown car.
7:02 Damn, nice transition
I remember this stream. It was the stream in which I was finally able to give Jerma some of my panhandler money
"I'm diggin myself a pretty large grave here aren't i?"
*Not that you'd need it*
This editor deserves a medal
sooo basically jerma is compact or we can have a mini version of jerma - "tiny desk Jerma"
0:48 "This was a Mayonnaise stream"
Does that mean he played this after playing Stardew Valley?
I loved those episodes.
the sequencing at 7:03 was beautiful
This is my favorite video on youtube.
This was such a legendary stream
The chair gag was priceless. And he says he's not funny on facecam...
Jesus lay off the Docta Peppa
iconic video
7:03 yo that cut was amazing what
8:32 his full body mirror is a table mirror that is used when putting make up on
7:02 What a SLICK edit.
i like how it only took a few seconds to make me laugh, that intro was so good
cant believe the origin of compact only has 300k views
It's about the motion in that ocean
I miss this 2017 shockjock Jerma humor
Jerma looks in a full body mirror of a morning which for those who aren't dwarves is a standard hand mirror
Is the clown car thing happening on this or the main channel?
ua-cam.com/video/P8TWkGR8cn8/v-deo.html
I'll never get over how serious Krunkidile looks in that ToTH picture.
Your expressions are priceless. "The Photos Are In!" is a prime example.
Xtreme Games He's a surprisingly good actor
7:03 holy mackerel that was a good cut!
2:50 the clown set up
"stand up and prove it" lol love you jerma
Ever since last patch the Clown Car ARG has been teased.
It ain't the size of the ocean, it's how much motion is in that ocean
This is a very important video in the Jerma lore.
I don't know where the "Jerma is short" running gag originated, but it cracks me up every time.XD
Favourite jerma video ever