If they are as technically and biologically millions of years more evolved then why would they treat us any differently than how we treat chickens? In fact even the pets owned by the space aliens would likely be far ahead of humans both intellectually and biologically. Also human history of ongoing wars, cheating, stealing, violence and lies clearly showcases humans can't be trusted. This means humans would simply become either categorized as vermin to be destroyed, food to be eaten, destructive species to be exterminated, interesting lifeforms to be traded on the black market of the universe, enslaved for work on similar Earth type planets, reprogrammed for galactic wars or maybe a few lucky survivors would end up as pets.
...and i'm pretty sure they have been observing humans probably for thousands of years already, and they how humans have the tendency to destroy everything and each other.
Ummmm have u ever seen The Bureau xcome. The game. Basically the aliens invaded earth and the humans won the battle. So shut up if u think we gonna lose
Look up, "The Day The Earth Stood Still", same situation, basically, aliens with superior technologies, come to Earth, and, start laying down the law! Which is, basically, learn the ways of peace, OR, our super androids will come here, and, wipe you ALL out! It is now out of our hands!
I'm pretty sure that the most likely scenario is that ET rational beings would be humanoid like. There's hardly any physical way that a being could achieve rational and creative behaviour without being humanoid like, unless it would had some kind of very powerful telekinetic powers although I don't think that's plausible.
I love how they sent out a message to aliens that give them our location... that's like mailing a house key out to a robber and then leaving the door locked for them just in case they didn't get it.
Any aliens advanced and motivated enough to launch an interstellar invasion would be so technologically superior to us that we'd stand little to no chance of successfully resisting them. As much as we may hate to admit it, our best options would be to run and hide or quickly surrender. Going to war would be like trying to win a fist fight against a gorilla.
Yeah, if they have the technology to reach our solar system, they wouldn't even need to launch a typical Hollywood style invasion. They'd just irradiate the planet, or lob hundreds of asteroids of similar size to the one that wiped out the dinosaurs from orbit. Or if they're intent on stealing resources outside of Earth, they could just have huge mining ships collect stuff from our other planets and moons, and there'd be absolutely nothing we could do about it. And I'm sure they'd collect samples of bacteria/viruses/parasites on our planet for immunizations in case they do need to land on our planet and not be immediately wiped out by our germs.
@@jiaqir369 Yes, if we retreated and lived to fight another day, we'd surely try to harass and sabotage their operations. I just don't think it would be very effective against against a civilization hundreds, thousands or millions of years ahead of us. And they'd probably use robots to hunt us instead of risking their own lives or be post-biological altogether.
I would rather av a predator coming for me than a alien,something about there being both Stalkers for their prey predator would play with you,then pull ya spine out,but a xenomorph will stalk like a lion and tear you to pieces
Nah the thing is way worse, you not only have to survive it but you also have to make sure it doesn't escape your immediate area, cos that's basically human extinction
Only thing more worse then xenomorph or predator is king ghidorah because you know hes going to destroy the planet and nothing can kill him (exept burning godzilla)
how to survive: aliens have captivated our imaginations ( thats the part where it shows baby yoda ) Me on 0:51: BABY YODA IS NOT A ALIEN HES A CRITTER >:(
Believe it or not, aliens didn’t help the Incas build Macchu Picchu, but our average llama did. Yep, the fuzzy little farm animal that many of us love helped us build the famous Peruvian monument in the Andes.
If aliens are really smart to travel at light like speed, they are smart enough to not scare us. I bet they would laugh it off after watching some space flicks. We would be meeting some alien scientists and doctors let probably having and IQ and EQ in thousands or millions, not some wreck monsters.
Best bet would be for them to find a powerful nation who's politicians are easily bought off via campaign contributions and who's billionaires would be tripping over themselves to do business with the aliens so they can become trillionaires.... The US id the first nation that comes to mind...
Well, you have to remember that this world was created and we had the fall by which I mean the sinful fall in the garden of Eden so weird depraved basically evil in our spirits as you know Jesus came to save us from there I personally think there’s other people but I don’t think they’re visiting this planet but I can tell you this demonic Kennedy’s in angels are masquerading as aliens I can’t believe people fall for it.
In addition maybe they view Earth as a good vacation spot and only come to Earth not out of hostile intentions but just because they are going on vacation by going to places like beaches or pools as part of the vacation. In that case they might not be hostile towards humans and may be peaceful and friendly towards humans.
"Where would aliens land ?"! Don't you know? Canada ! In Canada there's a place made especially for aliens to land so they're gonna land there . They won't if they don't know but if they do . Canada
me: *time travels to the past* nerds from the past: *sees me and starts asking about the freakin flying cars and music from my time* me: shows that mf a clip 0:00
I just figured out how to survive an alien invasion. When they come down and they come out to talk to you just ask them one question. How do you taste? Cannibals RUN ! !
How to survive Point 1 : Establish communication, let them know we aren’t foes. Point 2 : Attack them in space itself. Point 3 : Don’t panic after triggering them. Point 4 : Make them Hiroshima & Nagasaki. Point 5 : Finding their weakness and snort and sneeze in their faces, urinate at them. Point 6 : After all this, give up. Thats 6 ways to survive :)
No one has any experience in this field. (Hypothetically speaking) In my opinion if this should ever happen,i believe that the human race should stand together to the end.
I knew aliens never existed, but if they ever do, with more advanced of new technology, they could find their way to earth, maybe they’re actually the good guys.
As what I think..we should just introduce ourselves to them first instead of attacking. I think all other different species and extraterrestrial life are friendly like us.
Well an advance alien civilization would not travel hundreds of light years to earth for exploration or peace talking they would most likely come because there own planet for any reason is destroyed or has become un survivable for them and is searching for a new planet to live on.
It depends on the situation. Like us humans where there are both good and bad people there may be aliens who are friendly but there may also be some aliens who are hostile and evil. I do agree with that idea but we should also be ready to defend ourselves just in case and have weapons that we can easily get to quickly so that way if the aliens are hostile we can easily defend ourselves but as you said we should not attack them until we are absolutely sure about what their intentions are. That way if the aliens are peaceful then we can avoid war or invasion and we could even become allies and friends toward each other just like NATO or the United Nations.
my opinion with these scenarios is simple: 1) we as a species have been perfecting killing for generations. 2) it's more likely that we'll start the fight out of ignorance
Every *How to Survive: Don’t Panic*
Me: *Sweats profusely*
First of all *CALM DOWN!!!!*
😂😂
Don't panic and always have a towel with you.
Yes don't panic
Yes 😂😂
The most implausible part of this video is the likelihood of me being on a “morning jog.”
For me its the setting aside of differences.
Me look out for my window and crying because of aliens
Bro ya
Yep I’m not a white dude
@@Ionknow.. ?
How to survive an alien invasion...
Be the main character in the movie
Queen Phayze Yes
Yaaas
I prefer villain
Nope be the camera man
Yeah
"We are scared of aliens because we think they would treat us like the way we treat animals"
Exactly..
If they are as technically and biologically millions of years more evolved then why would they treat us any differently than how we treat chickens? In fact even the pets owned by the space aliens would likely be far ahead of humans both intellectually and biologically. Also human history of ongoing wars, cheating, stealing, violence and lies clearly showcases humans can't be trusted. This means humans would simply become either categorized as vermin to be destroyed, food to be eaten, destructive species to be exterminated, interesting lifeforms to be traded on the black market of the universe, enslaved for work on similar Earth type planets, reprogrammed for galactic wars or maybe a few lucky survivors would end up as pets.
...and i'm pretty sure they have been observing humans probably for thousands of years already, and they how humans have the tendency to destroy everything and each other.
See 5:06 Trump shaking hands with putin . I think he should shake hand with Kim Jon un also . 😂😂😂😂
How to survive an alien invasion:
Answer: you dont
@@HugoTron u do realize were not able to defend an alien attack right?
@@sirvix9024 IKR
@@xannity7969 cuz if they have the technology to come all the way to us from a different galaxy, WHAT MAKES PPL THINK WERE GONNA WIN
@@sirvix9024 iron vs lasers lol for sure humanity is dead
Ummmm have u ever seen The Bureau xcome. The game. Basically the aliens invaded earth and the humans won the battle. So shut up if u think we gonna lose
Imagine aliens watching this from space with their technology
Oh no, wait, how can there be internet in space?
@@mr.dominator5894 idk
We ded then
Just laughing at us- slapping his knee, laughing their asses off- because THEY know we’re not gonna survive IF we try to fight. I mean, come on.
@@mr.dominator5894 space alien wifi
What if aliens are already watching this video from their location that humanity hasn’t discover yet?
What if we are the aliens? 🤔
Big brain
Maybe our pets think their the owner
RIGHT.?
That puts them about 30 up on humanity, on a scale of one to ten.
Is it just me or is it a different voice now?
Okay just me
“S_johnson_voiceovers” on tiktok, he’s funny😅
Yeh the voice did change
No not only u
No the voice changed
Aliens would kill us all if they found out their faces looked ugly on the internet lol
@@lj_bikelife7646 Lammo?!?!?!
Lamo
Remember the Alamo
People would make memes of them then
The scariest thing wouldn't be if the aliens looked like the ones we imagine but instead would look just like humans
Look up, "The Day The Earth Stood Still", same situation, basically, aliens with superior technologies, come to Earth, and, start laying down the law! Which is, basically, learn the ways of peace, OR, our super androids will come here, and, wipe you ALL out! It is now out of our hands!
I'm pretty sure that the most likely scenario is that ET rational beings would be humanoid like. There's hardly any physical way that a being could achieve rational and creative behaviour without being humanoid like, unless it would had some kind of very powerful telekinetic powers although I don't think that's plausible.
Imagine saiyans
That's interesting
imagine if they were already living among you too just waiting for the right moment..
I love how they sent out a message to aliens that give them our location... that's like mailing a house key out to a robber and then leaving the door locked for them just in case they didn't get it.
Any aliens advanced and motivated enough to launch an interstellar invasion would be so technologically superior to us that we'd stand little to no chance of successfully resisting them. As much as we may hate to admit it, our best options would be to run and hide or quickly surrender. Going to war would be like trying to win a fist fight against a gorilla.
Yeah, if they have the technology to reach our solar system, they wouldn't even need to launch a typical Hollywood style invasion. They'd just irradiate the planet, or lob hundreds of asteroids of similar size to the one that wiped out the dinosaurs from orbit. Or if they're intent on stealing resources outside of Earth, they could just have huge mining ships collect stuff from our other planets and moons, and there'd be absolutely nothing we could do about it. And I'm sure they'd collect samples of bacteria/viruses/parasites on our planet for immunizations in case they do need to land on our planet and not be immediately wiped out by our germs.
Guerilla tactics?
They can just microwave the entire earth and we’re finished.
@@abdullahal-shimri3091 Heck we became food
@@jiaqir369 Yes, if we retreated and lived to fight another day, we'd surely try to harass and sabotage their operations. I just don't think it would be very effective against against a civilization hundreds, thousands or millions of years ahead of us. And they'd probably use robots to hunt us instead of risking their own lives or be post-biological altogether.
How to survive an alien invasion?
Me an intellectual: *Dont be an American*
Frr its always in america
I guess I’m just dead 😅👽
I’m in Malaysia
I say do a prayer to take e’m out
Im in Saipan
How to survive Alien invasion ?
Legends : Tell Alien that you are covid positive .
1 second later ,
Alien : Runnnnnnnnn !
Pfft-
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Alien: The heck is covid?
Us: yeah uhh you die if you dont know how to cure it
MR. HECKER
Well what if the're Immune? ToT
I like how he actually thinks that we stand a chance against aliens.
😂
😂😂😂
How to survive alien invasion: Be the camera man
Genius
true
Ugh not this joke again 😑
It's true the camera man don't die never.
@@Nomad3656 the internet exist, they dont need to talk to you
Aliens: **invading us**
Me: Well i we are already invaded by a little thing called corona. Wanna join them?
Aliens: what's corona
Also Aliens: **run**
Then we can pretend to cough *Cough**
“We shouldn’t freak out and buy massive quantities of toilet paper” 😂
OMG WE SHOULDN’T BUY MASSIVE LOADS OF TOLIET PAPER WE ALREADY DID THIS YEAR!🤣
SO TRUE 😂🤣
🤣🤣
How to Survive: "Don't panic."
Humans: *"Panic."*
Step 1: Be the alien...
Yup
Good idea
😱😱😱
Good one
What?!?!? Why should you do that!??!?!?
I think the one alien that would terrify me the most is the Xenomorph.
I would rather av a predator coming for me than a alien,something about there being both Stalkers for their prey predator would play with you,then pull ya spine out,but a xenomorph will stalk like a lion and tear you to pieces
Predator vs us
Nah the thing is way worse, you not only have to survive it but you also have to make sure it doesn't escape your immediate area, cos that's basically human extinction
Only thing more worse then xenomorph or predator is king ghidorah because you know hes going to destroy the planet and nothing can kill him (exept burning godzilla)
The Quiet Place aliens are the most scariest in my opinion.
Idea: how to survive without clothes
Ez, almost no thing
Just go wear cloth ;-;
:/
lol
Hehe take cloth
how to survive: aliens have captivated our imaginations ( thats the part where it shows baby yoda )
Me on 0:51: BABY YODA IS NOT A ALIEN HES A CRITTER >:(
Grogu is ugly and disgusting
@@therileyk1361 ur mean 😢 baby yoda is cute
@@therileyk1361 ok,ok
But like if you know his name is grogu you CLEARLY watched the series
He’s a frog
@@airbuddy1515 have you heard of opinions?
I already survived an alien invasion this year
Which country 😳👀😳
@@magdalenahilengwa1854 woooosh
Lol. I know you are joking
Hes joking
@@SunGamer094 he is a bot 🤣
@SixtyMass dude he is a bot🤣🤣🤣
"If Alien Invasion exist"
Grabbed a camera and interview them😂😂😂😂
DAMN 16 MINUTES AND 127 LIKES???? omg yall underrated
Our technology is hopeless Against Aliens And this is sad reality 🥺
or maybe our tech is better than ailens we don't know
@@thatoneweirdo5496 yes that can be possible
@@thatoneweirdo5496 or then can be our old relatieves
@William wolf you Are telling us We Should Build Pacific rim Jaegers
Who said alien are advanced? We may be more advanced knowing in 2030 we may be on mars
How to survive: Nuke Them
Me: Are You Talking To Me?
Believe it or not, aliens didn’t help the Incas build Macchu Picchu, but our average llama did. Yep, the fuzzy little farm animal that many of us love helped us build the famous Peruvian monument in the Andes.
For some unknown reason, this is the funniest of your productions, thank and keep them coming!
If aliens are really smart to travel at light like speed, they are smart enough to not scare us. I bet they would laugh it off after watching some space flicks. We would be meeting some alien scientists and doctors let probably having and IQ and EQ in thousands or millions, not some wreck monsters.
Best bet would be for them to find a powerful nation who's politicians are easily bought off via campaign contributions and who's billionaires would be tripping over themselves to do business with the aliens so they can become trillionaires.... The US id the first nation that comes to mind...
based on what we know for the solar system, i guess its ok to say that any civilisation capable of traveling to earth, should be considered hostile
Well, you have to remember that this world was created and we had the fall by which I mean the sinful fall in the garden of Eden so weird depraved basically evil in our spirits as you know Jesus came to save us from there I personally think there’s other people but I don’t think they’re visiting this planet but I can tell you this demonic Kennedy’s in angels are masquerading as aliens I can’t believe people fall for it.
Of course not. They might have ended up here accidentally.
In addition maybe they view Earth as a good vacation spot and only come to Earth not out of hostile intentions but just because they are going on vacation by going to places like beaches or pools as part of the vacation. In that case they might not be hostile towards humans and may be peaceful and friendly towards humans.
News: Aliens are attacking!
My Boss: You're still expected to come into work.
👽Aliens be like in their planet :" How to survive Human invasion"😂😂
I can imagine the first contact message: Aliens: "Surrender and die!"
Us: "Don't you mean, " Surrender or, die!?"
Aliens: "We know what we said!"
"Where would aliens land ?"! Don't you know? Canada ! In Canada there's a place made especially for aliens to land so they're gonna land there . They won't if they don't know but if they do . Canada
They're either hostile or friendly. If it's hostile, Game Over.
There is something and..an..aaanndd
"And his name is John Cena" rabano
I think their next video should be , “how to survive a how to survive UA-cam video”!
Mean while in another planet: HOW TO SURIVE A HUMAN INVASION
They didnt call us human they also call us alien but in their language like £+€×£×*×!)#₩' ¥×¥×¥@££#(# £×€*×&×€#& (how to survive a human inavansion)
*The military may have other plans*
Me: the military will destroy our species if they choose to fight 😐
Maybe we could just be an aliens
We are already aliens lol if there really are aliens out there we are aliens to them XD
@@hunny.._..nut.1866 wow you are so smart
@@cameonashipleftonaplane698 no
If we team up with aliens we will have a death star 😂
how to survive an alien attack?
me: call the avengers!!!
Or The Justice league
Thank you for another episode of how to survive
If aliens invade just call in a full time discord moderator to ban them from earth.
Call master chief
Aliens: How to survive Human attack - The most difficult survival in the universe
I was all gearing up for surviving...
but got lost at *Morning Jog*
Latest movie trend is be a part of a family. The family always survive.
me: *time travels to the past*
nerds from the past: *sees me and starts asking about the freakin flying cars and music from my time*
me: shows that mf a clip 0:00
One way could be 'Artificial General Intelligence'!
As Tony Stark had said....I see a suit of armour around the world!
Yay early! And I was just watching how to survive earlier lol
"Buzz! Look an alien!"
Step 1: summon a Zombie Apocalypse that wants alien blood and let them fight...
What a great movie
Nice
Oooh yeahhhh maybe there will be a zombie apocalypse 2/12/2021
Then a alien invasion in 2026
How to survive a alien invasion: you dont
If we get invaded, I’m busting out a saxophone and playing shrecksophone on it!
I just figured out how to survive an alien invasion. When they come down and they come out to talk to you just ask them one question. How do you taste? Cannibals RUN ! !
How to survive
Point 1 : Establish communication, let them know we aren’t foes.
Point 2 : Attack them in space itself.
Point 3 : Don’t panic after triggering them.
Point 4 : Make them Hiroshima & Nagasaki.
Point 5 : Finding their weakness and snort and sneeze in their faces, urinate at them.
Point 6 : After all this, give up.
Thats 6 ways to survive :)
Welcome to where has anxiety has taken us,day 13.
Well, hope for the good ones out there to be on your side.
Well, I think an interstellar spaceship would be able survive some tiny satellites. Maybe send nukes while they are still in space?
Man is preparing us for everything possible
Me: sees this (0:04)
Me again: KRYPTON SHALL LIVE AGAIN
3:18 hover car
Humanity : Oh yes plz
yea lol
"RUN AND HIDE" F-ing brilliant!!!!
No one has any experience in this field. (Hypothetically speaking) In my opinion if this should ever happen,i believe that the human race should stand together to the end.
Me at 3:00 AM: i should go sleep
My Brain:But What if it happends
Corona: im here to protect you!
How to survive an alien invasion:
BE THE CAMERAMAN
Step 1: Send The Rickroll Link
Guess we are provoking a war then lol
Step 1: Launch Nukes | Step 2: Launch Fire nukes
4:55
this part got me because i just feel like people would actually do this 😂🤣👍😅
IM BURNT VICTIM JUICYYYYYYY
i will need this anyway
HOW TO SURVIVE AN ALIEN INVASION
👉Be The *CAMERAMAN*
You should make "HOW TO SURVIVE INFINITE TSUKOYOMI"
👌🤣 why I could just be like hey give me a ride damn you took long enough
6:55
this guy: *sneezes*
Mr clean ad: hello there
You don't invade a planet with out factoring the stuff on it & if we think of diseases they could to & even create one against us
The Alien watching this: 👁👄👁
Like war of the worlds that's the 1st Alien story by HG Wells he was the 1st one to create a book about Aliens
2:51 what is the name of that movie
Step 1: Stay Away From City
How to survive : "how to survive" channel deleted when a disaster come
1.panic
I knew aliens never existed, but if they ever do, with more advanced of new technology, they could find their way to earth, maybe they’re actually the good guys.
Easy, make them seek the universal thruth ......
The hexagon is the bestagon
yes, another hexagon cultist.
Do u wnat to discuss how they are the best?
Little girl who has the cold: sneezes
Alien Overlord: dies
You know how to Defeat Aliens easily?
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!!!
GET TO DA BABY CAR
They are busy studying us seeing what weapons and if we are harmless or hostile
7:39 no man shall never surrender!
Alien:
Handsome,nice,not hostile,advance technology
Internet: i'm bout to end this alien whole career
This is why I wanna make a dark matter Ultron bomb
Number 4: Well that escalated quickly
who’s here after an Israel space worker announced that aliens are real and are living under Mars
Alien are here... Al ready
The...what...
Hol up wait a minute
@@kayda-leemclean7802 when was this 😂😂
Who else is also here if you watched the news on 6/5/2021
How to Survive Alien Invasion:
Be The Cameraman.
As what I think..we should just introduce ourselves to them first instead of attacking. I think all other different species and extraterrestrial life are friendly like us.
Well an advance alien civilization would not travel hundreds of light years to earth for exploration or peace talking they would most likely come because there own planet for any reason is destroyed or has become un survivable for them and is searching for a new planet to live on.
Humans aren't friendly lmao, delusional
It depends on the situation. Like us humans where there are both good and bad people there may be aliens who are friendly but there may also be some aliens who are hostile and evil. I do agree with that idea but we should also be ready to defend ourselves just in case and have weapons that we can easily get to quickly so that way if the aliens are hostile we can easily defend ourselves but as you said we should not attack them until we are absolutely sure about what their intentions are. That way if the aliens are peaceful then we can avoid war or invasion and we could even become allies and friends toward each other just like NATO or the United Nations.
How to survive : Water can be poisonous to aliens
Me: At this point they are like enderman
my opinion with these scenarios is simple: 1) we as a species have been perfecting killing for generations.
2) it's more likely that we'll start the fight out of ignorance
sad but true
How to survive a alien invasion
1:get your big ass radio
2:max the volume
3:earrape music
They should have watched this when I invaded primitive earth in Stellaris.
hope they are friendly and don’t want to kill us
Even the most hostile species would respect humans for their stubbornness