The Shredder - JACK & DEAN

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
  • Jack just wants to apply for a job.
    Follow us for nude picz:
    / jackhoward
    / deandobbs
    Buy our merch if you’re cold or if you’re hot just buy it: jackanddean.liv...
    Starring The Fratocrats: / fratocrats
    Featuring:
    Hazel Hayes / chewingsand
    Daniel J. Layton / danieljlayton
    David Elms / lildavidelms
    Rosie Armstrong / _rosiearmstrong
    Executive Producers: Jack Howard, Dean Dobbs, Jay Pond-Jones
    Directed by Jack Howard and Rebecca Hewett
    Written by Jacob Trueman, Jack Howard, Mike Trueman and Dean Dobbs
    Produced by Rebecca Hewett
    Director of Photography - Ciaran O'Brien / ciaranobrien
    Sound design by Dan Pugsley www.danpugsley....
    Music by Benjamin Squires benjaminsquires...
    Sound recordist - Tommy Bartlett (Tommy Boom) / bomtartlett
    Camera Assistant - Rachael Hutchings
    Special thanks to:
    BMB for the lovely offices
    Carlos Montero, couldn’t have done it without you babe.

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  • @lizbond9261
    @lizbond9261 8 років тому +4857

    the sassy look on his face while he shredders gives me life

  • @KhanStopMe
    @KhanStopMe 8 років тому +2417

    "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE"
    *Shreds himself*
    Me on the morning of my exam.

    • @jamiedoesthings
      @jamiedoesthings 8 років тому +15

      I now present The Shredder Tag
      1. if you had to Shred one other youtuber, who would it be and why?
      2. if you could protect one item in your house from The Shredder, which would it be?
      3. under what circumstances would you Shred yourself?

    • @darthhepsy
      @darthhepsy 7 років тому +7

      KhanStopMe I'd shred Caspar Lee because he seems like a bit of a dick. I'd protect my laptop because it's very useful. I'd shred myself if somebody somehow dredged up my search history to use as blackmail

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 4 роки тому +4

      @@jamiedoesthings
      1: logan paul
      2: my slytherin backpack since it has some merch pins from thomas sanders and my signed copy of chilren of eden by joey graceffa.
      3: basically any circumstances. im a stressed little baby who would think it was a good idea

    • @siyuandai6377
      @siyuandai6377 3 роки тому

      taha s

  • @user-xk2st7fd1f
    @user-xk2st7fd1f 8 років тому +2128

    "I thought it was a box of bees" I died omigod

    • @12-343
      @12-343 5 років тому +9

      Meanwhile, in a parallel universe

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 5 років тому +2

      @@12-343 ,lol

    • @StonksNZ
      @StonksNZ 4 роки тому

      @@12-343 where- *_P I G E O N ._*

    • @dabbingmnm8074
      @dabbingmnm8074 3 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

  • @kenjongkilawogg860
    @kenjongkilawogg860 8 років тому +2164

    These guys should make a tv series or a sitcom like holy hell

    • @jackanddean
      @jackanddean  8 років тому +425

      The trailer for our series is coming soon :D

    • @WikiK1d
      @WikiK1d 8 років тому +4

      Is it an online show or on TV?

    • @georgiaokiedokie2210
      @georgiaokiedokie2210 8 років тому +7

      Wait is that your Ghost Fighting corporation? If so that's going to be AMAZING!

    • @JSHanta7
      @JSHanta7 8 років тому +1

      Well guess what? ;)

    • @Taylor-fj8xq
      @Taylor-fj8xq 8 років тому +2

      +Fallen Outlaws I LOVE YOUR NAME AND PICTURE

  • @allietricaso
    @allietricaso 8 років тому +2732

    me when I get homework

  • @wavewingman5993
    @wavewingman5993 2 роки тому +388

    I love the implication that the shredder can shred a human being, but not a framed search warrant.

    • @vanceamazing9745
      @vanceamazing9745 6 місяців тому +6

      True,
      sounds like a decent shredder either way.

  • @TimH
    @TimH 8 років тому +1007

    love how this one turned out! :D congrats everyone, so funny

    • @seallofapproval
      @seallofapproval 8 років тому +8

      Love your short films TomG.

    • @Alecpopescu
      @Alecpopescu 8 років тому +2

      You'll never take me alive !
      P.s. when will we see your new sketch (big fan) :) ?

    • @pranavlimaye
      @pranavlimaye 4 роки тому

      Love your short films, TylerF.

  • @KatyLawson
    @KatyLawson 8 років тому +3356

    "So why did you do the whole clever thing of Oh I have a second one?"
    "Theatre"
    *everybody breaks out laughing*

    • @anartist1709
      @anartist1709 4 роки тому +10

      Katy Lawson I’m in drama and I would do the same thing

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH 4 роки тому +11

      "Diphallia"
      everybody breaks out laughing

    • @pepsimann2038
      @pepsimann2038 3 роки тому

      @@shaggyiguana4630 that’s why it’s in *quotation* marks dumbass

    • @cyreptus4604
      @cyreptus4604 3 роки тому

      i don't get it im going to be hella embarassed when i figure it out and then get the reference

    • @Tizzy_Rose
      @Tizzy_Rose 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @MichelGarciaH
    @MichelGarciaH 8 років тому +1356

    Lies.. LIES!
    He was framed!

    • @YeoYeo
      @YeoYeo 8 років тому +17

      *face palm* ................................... bursts out laughing in secret.

    • @aimee3815
      @aimee3815 8 років тому +39

      +Pikalolz
      * Fac-e-palm*

    • @spiral83
      @spiral83 8 років тому +8

      very very nice !!!
      I SALUTE YOU SIR!

    • @zoock5
      @zoock5 8 років тому +9

      Then how did he shred himself? HMMM?

    • @acrispywaffleiron4014
      @acrispywaffleiron4014 5 років тому +5

      No, the warrant was framed

  • @rocksgio
    @rocksgio 8 років тому +314

    I like the way this was filmed, a little less like a movie and more along the lines of Parks and Rec

  • @hemmelgarndesigns
    @hemmelgarndesigns 8 років тому +919

    My reasons for anything "Theatre."😂😂😂

  • @poundlandvodka
    @poundlandvodka 8 років тому +411

    I thought that the punchline was gonna be that there wasn't a shredder under the desk at all, he still had all the documents, and there was someone else shredding things nearby.

    • @spicypotato3743
      @spicypotato3743 4 роки тому +41

      It was a box of bees

    • @heather2701
      @heather2701 8 місяців тому +3

      he was just vacuuming, trying to keep a safe & clean work environment!

    • @wavewingman5993
      @wavewingman5993 7 місяців тому +6

      I feel like that would be the punchline if this was a TomSka video.

  • @ItsElliotGough
    @ItsElliotGough 8 років тому +872

    I really fucking loved this!!

  • @rosielmao1499
    @rosielmao1499 8 років тому +77

    i swear dean thinks everything is a box of bees

    • @seallofapproval
      @seallofapproval 8 років тому +9

      Plot twist: Dean IS a box of bees

    • @rosielmao1499
      @rosielmao1499 8 років тому

      Eleanor Taylor oh my god

    • @seallofapproval
      @seallofapproval 8 років тому +3

      +procrastirose
      BEE-n there. DEAN that. Got the T-shirt.

    • @rosielmao1499
      @rosielmao1499 8 років тому

      Eleanor Taylor the bee shirt

    • @seallofapproval
      @seallofapproval 8 років тому

      +procrastirose
      How did I not think of that. I am failure.

  • @TheHazelHayes
    @TheHazelHayes 8 років тому +1803

    I'm gonna get so many views from this!!! 🤑🤑🤑

  • @mariamaziz8407
    @mariamaziz8407 8 років тому +445

    omg dean started laughing at 3:34

  • @oranebeast
    @oranebeast 8 років тому +327

    Icing on the cake would be if Jack said at the end "can I have his job?"

    • @ConstantlyDamaged
      @ConstantlyDamaged 8 років тому +31

      I was expecting that! Either 'can I have his job?' or 'well, there seems to be a job opening, how are you at shredding documents?'

    • @oranebeast
      @oranebeast 8 років тому +1

      Darthane YES" Great mind think alike!

    • @jevetts
      @jevetts 4 роки тому +1

      not really

    • @joeythekangaroo392
      @joeythekangaroo392 4 роки тому

      oranebeast 200th like!

    • @zlee001
      @zlee001 3 роки тому +1

      Why? Hes just a front desk.

  • @kendallc9562
    @kendallc9562 8 років тому +539

    I guess you could say... He was caught shred handed

    • @ScifiToast
      @ScifiToast 8 років тому +4

      Leave.

    • @moss_yt
      @moss_yt 8 років тому +7

      **slow clap**

    • @sdrawkcabmodnar
      @sdrawkcabmodnar 8 років тому +3

      If you can't appreciate that cringe-worthy pun, I can't appreciate your existence.

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 8 років тому +1

      Why does this make me laugh so much, WHY? xD

    • @MorganHowellBurnham
      @MorganHowellBurnham 8 років тому +52

      *fac-e-palm*

  • @RisIgrec
    @RisIgrec 8 років тому +22

    this is amazing

    • @ej_3561
      @ej_3561 3 роки тому

      Risssss, big fan

  • @khyan
    @khyan 8 років тому +275

    Very funny!

  • @ravenleslie8768
    @ravenleslie8768 8 років тому +433

    how come jack got so hot

  • @bluesapphireymca
    @bluesapphireymca 7 років тому +31

    I love how in this sketch Jack's applying for a job dean is already at, so, assuming they don't know each other, Dean still puts his hand on Jack's shoulder and leans in in horror when the guy shreds himself lol

    • @ooccttoo
      @ooccttoo 15 днів тому

      They will find each other in any lifetime

  • @mimiewood
    @mimiewood 8 років тому +388

    he is me when i get given an essay to write

  • @ALFIE19
    @ALFIE19 8 років тому +318

    Please don't shred my comment

  • @theundeniablegem
    @theundeniablegem 8 років тому +190

    Dean's hair appreciation comment.

  • @OddSauce
    @OddSauce 8 років тому +169

    But I thought the office got cancelled

    • @ALLxISxGONE
      @ALLxISxGONE 8 років тому +4

      Cancelled, not liquidated.

    • @AnyaPailthorpe
      @AnyaPailthorpe 8 років тому +7

      +ALLxISxLOST liquidated? or shredded?

    • @ALLxISxGONE
      @ALLxISxGONE 8 років тому +2

      Anya Pailthorpe I like what you did there, but either way, it didn't happen.

  • @JustLaura333
    @JustLaura333 8 років тому +52

    I love the face he made when he was shredding the things. He's just like "what are you gonna do about it?" 😂

  • @babygrinchbinch
    @babygrinchbinch 8 років тому +59

    oh, those crazy truman brothers. good sketch, i feel like your quality of work just keeps rising!

  • @notsopjie5801
    @notsopjie5801 8 років тому +34

    But did jack get the job? that's the question.

  • @mariamaziz8407
    @mariamaziz8407 8 років тому +88

    his face after "i love susan"

  • @KuraIthys
    @KuraIthys 4 роки тому +5

    There's something oddly... Sexual... About the placement of that shredder...
    And the facial expressions aren't helping. XD

  • @electricalcats9259
    @electricalcats9259 8 років тому +40

    "I thought it was a box of bees." I can't breathe

  • @Wonchop
    @Wonchop 8 років тому +23

    Y'know it's classy when you go through an entire 'shredder under the desk' skit and not once go for the obvious dick joke. Good on you, guys!

  • @itsgametime98
    @itsgametime98 8 років тому +36

    Jack looks like a mathematics genius that just graduated from a school like Princeton. You should make a movie.

  • @millieharrison9925
    @millieharrison9925 8 років тому +55

    ...I thought it was a box of bees

  • @IsmayRose
    @IsmayRose 8 років тому +28

    This was so good, except it stressed me out I'm gunna be honest ahah

  • @SalwaSmilez
    @SalwaSmilez 8 років тому +5

    Omg I love the filming style this is in!! Amazing skit as per usually guys, you're all insanely amazing.

  • @alittlemoreme4467
    @alittlemoreme4467 8 років тому +16

    Can I just say, I love the colouring of this video. It's quite spot on.

  • @Jebols13
    @Jebols13 8 років тому +20

    i'm really enjoying how close dean and jack were standing during the video, they're playing characters that have never met until this moment, yet they're almost always touching arms, so cute! ;0;

    • @sammianna2700
      @sammianna2700 8 років тому

      i thought that too ^-^ it's so *adorable*

    • @imightbetash
      @imightbetash 8 років тому

      you have Sean as your pp i like you.... i like you a lot!

    • @Jebols13
      @Jebols13 8 років тому

      imightbetash awh, same to you! :>

  • @noswonky
    @noswonky 8 років тому +105

    Mike captured the essence of the Fratocrats channel with 'diphallia'.

    • @Fratocrats
      @Fratocrats 8 років тому +13

      That... is one hell of a burn...

    • @noswonky
      @noswonky 8 років тому +5

      Feel it.

  • @jahnavisingh6985
    @jahnavisingh6985 8 років тому +31

    His face while shredding is me.

  • @horebchohan8684
    @horebchohan8684 8 років тому +25

    At the end, 'Theatre'. IM CRYING

  • @karlaestrella5463
    @karlaestrella5463 8 років тому +22

    when you like it before watching it bc you already know it's gonna be good

  • @Thieverpedia
    @Thieverpedia 7 років тому +11

    I love how no one is freaking out when the guy is shredding himself, or questioning things like no blood or how he even fits in it. Silly...

  • @rainbowcookiesss
    @rainbowcookiesss 8 років тому +17

    was this filmed in style of the office or am i making things up

  • @Trxshgxy
    @Trxshgxy 8 років тому +27

    When your mum is called Susan
    Dean leave my mother alone!!!

    • @Trxshgxy
      @Trxshgxy 8 років тому

      ***** We must protect our respective Susans

  • @Dezza2241
    @Dezza2241 8 років тому +6

    *shreds himself*
    Everyone O.o
    Dean:... Well a new position just opened up

  • @MerguezStudio
    @MerguezStudio 8 років тому +14

    These guys are geniuses!
    -Here a Thumbs up.
    *shredding noise*
    - Did you just shred my thumbs up ?

  • @jplegend98
    @jplegend98 8 років тому +22

    so did he get the job?

    • @LB-qs3bt
      @LB-qs3bt 8 років тому +4

      The job got shredded.

  • @jen737
    @jen737 5 років тому +9

    I love how Dean just automatically went to grab Jack

  • @jaima1287
    @jaima1287 8 років тому +279

    These sketches are always so funny but very white lol a lil diversity wouldn't hurt

    • @jackanddean
      @jackanddean  8 років тому +365

      We get that but please understand that the people in these sketches are friends. We barely have enough money to make these sketches happen while people are acting for free.

    • @richardl6132
      @richardl6132 8 років тому +62

      woo hoo quotas for youtube creators go fuck yourself

    • @jaima1287
      @jaima1287 8 років тому +17

      +Jack & Dean surely you have POC friends? If not, that's completely understandable but thank you for the response!

    • @samm8994
      @samm8994 8 років тому +68

      +Jaima Mahmood Stop with the POC shit. You mean black people.

    • @ellethegenie
      @ellethegenie 8 років тому +13

      Get some black friends innit

  • @AbbieLouise98
    @AbbieLouise98 8 років тому +14

    very funny video, i legitimately got annoyed with the guy who kept shredding everything lmao

  • @stevenbridges
    @stevenbridges 8 років тому +21

    Fucking brilliant!

  • @AliviaMarie
    @AliviaMarie 8 років тому +17

    but yet he couldn't shred that mustache... ok

  • @JamesSmith-pp5vp
    @JamesSmith-pp5vp 8 років тому +24

    I wish I could shred away my problems

    • @josiestieler9107
      @josiestieler9107 8 років тому +3

      shred all your problems away, shred all your problems away, shred a tonne now you're having fun, shred all your problems away.

    • @AMalas
      @AMalas 8 років тому

      +Josie Stieler
      its time to shred the Canadians

    • @JamesSmith-pp5vp
      @JamesSmith-pp5vp 8 років тому

      Josie Stieler I was thinking this aswell.

  • @ETaberham
    @ETaberham 8 років тому +2

    Dean cracking up at the end hahahaaha Jacks twitter sent me haha

  • @katyamsden7624
    @katyamsden7624 8 років тому +14

    Omg that was brilliant! The look on the guy's face as he shredded everything!

  • @duelingduality5867
    @duelingduality5867 8 років тому +17

    You guys finally collaborated, I've been waiting for this

  • @jessicaspencertv
    @jessicaspencertv 8 років тому +12

    I absolutely loved this. I was wondering "where's this going to end?" the whole time and never saw it coming. Brilliant.

  • @cmpunk_jonas
    @cmpunk_jonas 3 роки тому

    All of these comments are so old... And here I am, on May 2021 binge watching Jack and Dean at night...

  • @ellie3474
    @ellie3474 8 років тому +11

    When the guy gets shredded you can see dan casually siping his drink in the background xD

  • @MrPoshJarry
    @MrPoshJarry 8 років тому

    YES! This was great guys! I think Jacob captured the essence of office c**t quite well. Good script guys and solid acting/filming as per usual

  • @LadyWoot
    @LadyWoot 8 років тому +19

    The comedic timing in this is so rich

    • @DeanDobbs
      @DeanDobbs 8 років тому +20

      all me baby

    • @LadyWoot
      @LadyWoot 8 років тому +1

      I thought it was a box of bees...

  • @luglitter
    @luglitter 8 років тому

    This was so good! I really missed Jack and Dean sketches!

  • @ReadToMeAtMidnight
    @ReadToMeAtMidnight 8 років тому +10

    New comeback for life situations, "Theatre".

  • @hatmanpat1211
    @hatmanpat1211 5 років тому

    Great video!!! I’m a heavy thinker and i am always thinking about how the shredder was able to shrewd him but not the frame😂😂😂

  • @OlFosterlO
    @OlFosterlO 8 років тому +3

    3:07 You can see the female constable stifling a laugh. I'm gonna go ahead and assume it gets out, considering the cut. ;)

  • @MultiJordiee
    @MultiJordiee 8 років тому

    Couldn't stop laughing my head off at the end! Brilliant work! ❤️

  • @lilminecraftergaming426
    @lilminecraftergaming426 6 років тому +7

    Dean started holding on to Jack when the guy was shredding himself, that was adorable

  • @pastelprince5269
    @pastelprince5269 8 років тому +1

    I mean, if the shredder can shred a human, I'm sure it could shred a framed document

  • @youfoundwaldo77
    @youfoundwaldo77 8 років тому +21

    dean looks so good

  • @FunkyTurtle
    @FunkyTurtle 4 роки тому +1

    So guy can shred himself but not a framed search warrant..... "theater" I guess lol

  • @I00Cake
    @I00Cake 4 роки тому +3

    The office: The final boss: The shredder and his accomplice: The Shredder

  • @CinnamonCian
    @CinnamonCian 6 років тому

    I love how this is filmed like The Office

  • @wweep
    @wweep 8 років тому +10

    The different type of humor that makes the channel so unique 😄

  • @hollysummers3376
    @hollysummers3376 5 років тому +1

    it wouldn’t make a difference which one he gave him first because if the shredder can shred a human it can shred a framed piece of paper

  • @__________Troll__________
    @__________Troll__________ 8 років тому +6

    Guy is changing baby's diaper.
    Guy: *oh god, I think I'm going to be sick*
    Woman: *What's wrong, does she have diarrhea?*
    Guy: *No... it's... diphallia*

    • @tanafnoor
      @tanafnoor 8 років тому

      That was the ONLY word he could think of!??

  • @dorism5779
    @dorism5779 8 років тому

    This was absolutely ridiculous and I LOVED it! Keep up the fantastic work :)

  • @backyardtiger7544
    @backyardtiger7544 8 років тому +5

    Looks like there's a job opening for Jack.

  • @pintobeans7594
    @pintobeans7594 8 років тому +1

    loved it

  •  8 років тому +5

    This is brilliant.

  • @KieranJB
    @KieranJB 8 років тому

    Best sketch I've seen in ages, loved it :D

  • @ThatCoalSoul
    @ThatCoalSoul 8 років тому +5

    Dean losing it when the two of them call themselves 'diphallia'......may have made my evening!

  • @ruthecartoons
    @ruthecartoons 8 років тому +3

    That's some fine shredding.

  • @nakaharaindria
    @nakaharaindria 8 років тому +5

    Loved it! The camera work reminds me so much of The Office or those mockumentary type of show. It's only fitting though, considering the theme of this sketch. Haha.

  • @AnbaLen
    @AnbaLen 6 років тому +1

    I love the "No sh*t Sherlock" expression of the guy in the back when the police officer voiced his hindsight moment around 3:27. Idk why that just made me lose it completely, what a wonderful cast. The guy from the back of the office looking on only mildly disturbed when Jacob shreds himself was another plus, as well as the premise that Dean's character has a stable enough job in this that he had the time to develop a crush on Susan and to write quarterly reports.

  • @tracks6984
    @tracks6984 4 роки тому +3

    “Do you have a search warrant”
    “Yes here you go”
    Jack and dean: [silent screeching]

  • @writingsongsforfrogs5672
    @writingsongsforfrogs5672 8 років тому +1

    When Dean holds on to Jack at 3:18 👀

  • @jacksont94
    @jacksont94 4 роки тому +4

    This isn’t teenage mutant ninja turtles, how did I get here?

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 7 років тому

    1:04 - 1:07 Love that zoom out zoom in camera work

  • @KittyCatThang
    @KittyCatThang 8 років тому +5

    *shredding noises of approval*

  • @sarahbaroom6366
    @sarahbaroom6366 8 років тому

    I love it so much. It's funny, and I the acting was great.

  • @jakedemedeiros9978
    @jakedemedeiros9978 8 років тому +4

    Man if Hazel was chill with it I would fuckin love to enter a steady relationship with her

    • @TheHazelHayes
      @TheHazelHayes 8 років тому +6

      This is the most chivalrous way I've ever been hit on.

  • @97thedarkshadow
    @97thedarkshadow 8 років тому +4

    and this ladies and gents, is why everything these days is done electronically

  • @MaryAkemon
    @MaryAkemon 8 років тому +6

    I feel like Carlos should have looked more worried about a man shredding himself in the lobby

    • @carlios
      @carlios 8 років тому +3

      normal day at the office

    • @billtenth5805
      @billtenth5805 8 років тому

      +Carlos Montero Yep, I remember when my boss shredded himself to preserve his dignity and when that wierd guy from sales sold tiny bits of, himself over the phone, in response to being confronted by the police; the wierd thing was we didn't even have a sales department.

  • @brookeoldfield7567
    @brookeoldfield7567 8 років тому

    Loved this!!!!

  • @MrRandomSuperhero
    @MrRandomSuperhero 8 років тому +4

    This has an incredible Monty Python vibe, love it!

  • @neafcy
    @neafcy 8 років тому +2

    This might be my new favourite J&D sketch.

  • @maisies1958
    @maisies1958 8 років тому +6

    Hazel and Dan in the background when he gets shredded 😂

  • @je3r
    @je3r 8 років тому

    This was great.