64bdsmg That's the problem with most people in public they dont aknowledge the power. I dont know how many funny or awkward things i have done on a train or in a restaraunt and people just pretend they dont see it instead of laughing.. too many people worry about being "polite" to realise i am actually performing for them, they think im being serious and dont want to "offend" me. That unfortunately is the sorry tale of the street comedian :'(
The whole point is that they are just normal and professional, and he can then stand out with his weirdness. They help him shine. If they tried to be funny also, then the contrast wouldn't be there and Conan would be less funny.
*Conan working on the backstory for his character* "Greg is his partner. They ride around in the squad car together and--" "And that's where we end it." "No.. we had sex last night" lol he kills me
I feel so too. I think it's because this is the real conan we get to see in the remotes ad libbing and being hilarious but on the show he says stuff the writers have for him..
@@ulku919 in a car, you use your turn signal before you go left or right. it was a metaphor for the character explaining his motivations in a commercial/film
this is exactly conans struggle. there is prolly 30-50 million of us who LoVE conan but dont watch alot of tv. we are online. i cant believe his last year he had like 300k viewers only. that is so sad cuz there is literally 50 million of us who love conan. but we are mostly at that age where we crossed over to online content. so it just makes me sad his show floundered the last few years. i had no idea til recently. imo netflix should do a five times a week late night show. a huge app like that would be perfect for conan. but i dont think they will try.
I chuckled when Conan did the rat nibbling a burger part, But out of all the impressions he did, I laughed out loud when he did that stereotyped construction worker bit: "Ay! Greg! This is a great burger! Glad you're my Lover!" Lol.
Lindsey is a real pro because if I was sitting there with Conan I'd be laughing so hard its ridiculous. When he said "We should have sex". She held it together pretty good. Great job Lindsey!!
I saw this on air back in 2013 in a shitty motel I was living in and I've probably watched this 30 times since then on and off since its been on UA-cam. Every single time it brings tears to my eyes with laughter lol
Some ads are pretty good, like Geico's. The problem is they're always replayed over and over with no variety. After the fifth time, even the best ad starts to grate on your nerves. It's insufferable.
Throughout all these years, whenever I'm feeling down, I rewatch this gem and things do get better. Damn, I wish I could thank Conan for being in my life since the 90s.
@@emu_warrior yeah, like he is a couch and knows how to play it. Probably even Conan's team talk with him about how to react to make it funnier. And of course the editor leaves out the takes when he breaks or whatever
The way he just deadpan said Conan hit a bike messenger was amazing. Just acting like that’s a totally normal thing to ignore when you’re in a nice car.
I’ve probably watched this 100 times. It cracks me up every time. Everyone in this is perfect but Conan is just hitting on all cylinders the entire time.
It's always great to discover a Conan sketch I haven't seen before. And this was freaking hilarious. The bike messenger and last coach bit was true gold.
@@rr999888tw It's sort of playing on the "only following orders" trope often associated with the Nazis. Conan, being Conan, sure wasted no time playing it for all its worth. :P
@@marianoyuba3736 Your comment is actually bad even by american standards. Who says that the "only following orders" trope is often associated with the nazis?
"You've got nice eyes. I have beady little creepy- I'm like a creep- I'm a little creep- Heh, I'm a little perv with a burger!" OMG. I. CAN'T. BREATHE.
Yup… I think I’m calling it… I think this is MY FAVORITE remote Conan has ever done… I’ve watched it countless times, and it consistently makes me laugh so hard I cry! It holds up, even during pandemic times and all of the tough times the world been dealing with…. Ya know… this one makes gives me life. 10 out if 10!
“Greg is whoever you want it to be” 8 words this man will forever regret saying
I kinda like you.
i kind of... love you
Really?
@@pubgpickle Shots fired, no sarcasm.
When you realise “Greg” isn’t a word
Every time my husband makes burgers, I bite into it and say “ay Greg! This a great burger! Glad yur my lover!”
Is your husband Greg, or is that his best friend?
😂😂😂
OMG..That's so funny 😂😂😂
500th like here😂✌️
You are definitely wife material. He’s a lucky guy.
The bike messenger part was honestly the hardest I'd laughed all year.
"Now I get to try the wiper blades. Hmmm, needs more fluid to clean the windshield."
"See you at the autopsy"
Haven't laughed this hard since Katrina
The look of Conan's soul leaving his body has me rolling on the floor, then him flipping off the bike messenger made me laugh even harder
Same lmfao
"Maybe think those thoughts in your head.."
"I am" - Conan
His response makes me laugh every single time I rewatch this video.
Conan + serious people = pure gold
you know the guests are instructed to be serious right?
READComment1 Yea but the guy in the studio who was giving him pointers wasn't acting, that was genuine frustration lmao
Shankovich how do you know?
No, it wasn't.
@@liquidamerican8543 Sorry, GREG....
I wish i had that superpower of never feeling embarrassed and just bask in the akward energy i created.. I
LOL. Same.
I have that power. I never get to use it though. I wish I had his position.
64bdsmg Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm and get some inspiration to all the different ways you can be a hero with no sense of shame :)
timmian85 I will look into it for sure. I have plenty of ideas myself. But I need a good audience to perform for I guess haha.
64bdsmg That's the problem with most people in public they dont aknowledge the power. I dont know how many funny or awkward things i have done on a train or in a restaraunt and people just pretend they dont see it instead of laughing.. too many people worry about being "polite" to realise i am actually performing for them, they think im being serious and dont want to "offend" me. That unfortunately is the sorry tale of the street comedian :'(
The director seems like the kinda guy who enjoys meetings.
He's like if Jordan tried his best to be an extrovert.
@@Gyrbae killian?
He thinks he knows his stuff but actually has no vision.
@Peter Evans look up the definition, np
@Peter Evans refer to my first comment
his ability to be a comedic legend even around the driest people .....conan really is the best.
Eh, they weren't dry at all:)
The whole point is that they are just normal and professional, and he can then stand out with his weirdness. They help him shine. If they tried to be funny also, then the contrast wouldn't be there and Conan would be less funny.
It's called "playing off the straight man"
Pretty sure they were told to react naturally and that was pretty natural
@@tjovadevalivatwhere did you learn this kind of stuff? Don't want to be rude but I want to learn it also
Man I wish I have Conan's super quick wit. His comebacks are awesome.
PT111111 they're not quick wits. It's all scripted..
1DayAtATime the remotes aren’t scripted
PT111111- You really don't, I have it and it's a daily burden.
@@1dayatatime186 if it was scripted , its hella goooood acting then.
You dont have his wit, no one does expect him
"A man on a bike struck my moving car during Hurricane Katrina, and you want me to be like "feel that leather"".
_feeel that leather_
When he flips him off😂
@@jameshutchins3798 same.
☠🤣☠🤣☠
"Human beings must be eradicated."
Conan makes life better.
Totally get you my friend.
yes, indeed he does
CONAN IS LIFE
+odiemodie1 Conan is love
That's what Greg said.
I want this guy to meet Jordan schlansky. I feel like they would really vibe
I agree, they have the same eyes
They would vibe so hard!
it would be known as the gathering of the normcore
"Here it's tea"
"Ok"
And then 8 minutes of footage between dudes having existential crisis
The same eyes as him, and same joker smile haha.
They are cousins! Always professional.
That creeper smile at the end is frickin hilarious!!
+sam hain No.
Yeah I gotta ruin everything.
+William Lazerdust same.
*Conan working on the backstory for his character*
"Greg is his partner. They ride around in the squad car together and--"
"And that's where we end it."
"No.. we had sex last night" lol he kills me
quietastronaut Greg*
@@cosmogillen6538 *loser
"We should have sex."
"Maybe think those thoughts in your head.."
"I am."
Lmao Classic Conan.
lol
The girl’s reaction 🤣
Or... It's annoying. And he might have a neurological disorder
Or... He's a normal man...
Caroline Beltran dang girl triggered. who hurt you, Caroline?
i can’t believe this is the remote where conan met his wife, greg
Who he eventually couldn’t satisfy or hold a job.
Not that Conan isn't funny on the show...but he is so much funnier in some of these. This shit had me rollin.
100%. He's at his best when he's improvising in public.
Dean Mauschean Huh? These pieces get showed in the same prime time show anyway
well its a talkshow not a skit show...at least in theory...
I feel so too. I think it's because this is the real conan we get to see in the remotes ad libbing and being hilarious but on the show he says stuff the writers have for him..
actually hes not that funny on the show...
"Hey Greg... This is a great burger... Glad you're my lover" lol 😁✌️
Funniest part
You can almost catch the slightest guffaw from someone if you listen closely after the 8:09 mark... Not the regular studio laughs 😄
i disnt get it
Correction : Gweg, buwger
You mean boiguh
Every time I'm sad, I look up for this video. It makes me laugh to tears. Thanks a lot, Conan. You are the best.
👍🏼
😆👍👍
same here
CogniVision So you want me to see this video forever?
+CogniVision Haha now every time I read this comment I'll laugh at how much of an bitch you are ＠(￣-￣)＠
Conan is a director's worst nightmare: talented, but stubborn af... 🤣🤣
Wtf did I just stumble onto...
There's a reason that director isn't popular. He's a condescending little rat
Marilyn Monroe approves this message.
"You use your turn signals, you avoid an accident"
BEST LINE EVER
It’s absolutely brilliant
I'm evil!
@@ulku919 me too
@@ulku919 in a car, you use your turn signal before you go left or right. it was a metaphor for the character explaining his motivations in a commercial/film
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Conan has always been, still is and always will be a comedic genius.
im watching this for.. i dont know... a 100th time... i laugh like crazy every time :)
When I start feeling bummed out I hop on UA-cam and Conan makes it a whole lot better
I am watching for third time in a year and still out of breath. His jokes are so quick and unexpected.
the driving part was my fav
this is exactly conans struggle. there is prolly 30-50 million of us who LoVE conan but dont watch alot of tv. we are online. i cant believe his last year he had like 300k viewers only. that is so sad cuz there is literally 50 million of us who love conan. but we are mostly at that age where we crossed over to online content. so it just makes me sad his show floundered the last few years. i had no idea til recently. imo netflix should do a five times a week late night show. a huge app like that would be perfect for conan. but i dont think they will try.
I chuckled when Conan did the rat nibbling a burger part, But out of all the impressions he did, I laughed out loud when he did that stereotyped construction worker bit: "Ay! Greg! This is a great burger! Glad you're my Lover!" Lol.
odiemodie1 yes that line was the best and his facial expressions with it!!! I laughed hard at that one.
Never laughed so hard when he played the man with the neurological disorder obsessing over shrimp vs shrimps. He’s not wrong about his character 😂
He was doing Woody Allen (and it was spot on.)
Lindsey is a real pro because if I was sitting there with Conan I'd be laughing so hard its ridiculous. When he said "We should have sex". She held it together pretty good. Great job Lindsey!!
i died when he said that XD
***** Likewise! They way he say it - golden!
She almost lost it when he said "I got you something, it's in this box"😂
“My late night career has held me back in my commercial work”
Who else is on a Conan Marathon
K. Cole UA-cam is a constant Conan marathon to me. 🤨
Second one this week
I’m a westbrook fan and i love conan too
I could binge watch this one over and over. Never gets old. Conan ‘s remotes are insanely good
yes
please send help
*Conan: “Well, you use your turn signals to avoid an accident.” LMAOOOOO*
Would have been hilarious if mid way through the proposal Conan changes his mind and tells the girl: "I'm sorry but i love Greg".
i was thinking if when she said "i love you" he answer "i love you too, greg."
11:52 maybe think those thoughts in your head........freaking genius
HehEHHE
GO TO TrUtHcoNTEStCOm< REaD tHE PREsent
The most impressive thing with conan is that he can make anything so funny that it would make u cry........thats why he's my favorite
Nah uuhh. He's MY favorite.
Did you laugh till you cried? Because I did especially at the end and my sister is concerned
@@bindu996 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Conan is without a doubt the funniest man alive
12:44
Conan: creepy ?
Cameraman: **gives big nod** 😂
LMFAO. Didn't notice it.
Creepy? Yes. Lifted from porn
That dude looks disgusted with him the whole time lol. Apparently he doesnt get his humor.
@OTW Ent
He's a cameraman. All he's interested in is getting the shot done so he can get back to craft services.
OTW Ent or maybe it’s his own shtick
" I can't satisfy my wife or hold a job!"
Keep going: it'll happen...
I lost it right there
So do u want me to satisfy her?
Ann Perez lmao
At the end when he was pulling out the wedding ring, he should’ve called the girl Greg on “accident”
That would have been so funny!
Good one..
sir yes sir! LOLOLOL
Nailed it!
😂
The "OR" moment was delicious and perfect, chef's kiss!
Instructor:"What's your name?"
Badass Conan:"You know my name"
SAY MY NAME
iam the one who knocks
Ayy Greg! Dis a gret burga! Glad yur my lova!
That's the greatest thing I've ever heard.
"You don't see it in movies, because that's called indicating."
"Well, when you use your turn signal you avoid an accident....so..."
I'm crying...
Is that a sexual innuendo?
No
I don’t understand the joke
@@bseblpitch28 Giving an indication is a synonym for giving a turn signal on the road.
@@donparker5349 Not a synonym.
“This car is making me immoral” 😂😂😂😂
Now do that again. Except this time do it in the style of “These pretzels are making me thirsty” delivered by George Costanza.
This is by far the most hilarious Conan video I have seen. No matter how many times I see it’s still timeless.
lmao best part was that creepy smile at the end
My best is the American doll store video but this is definitely one of my top ten.
I've literally watched Conan remotes every night before bed for the past two weeks.
Me too
whowasthat Me too fam ahah
whowasthat LOL I LOVE YOU
Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whowasthat Me too
Who else re-watches this from beginning to end just because Conan is hilarious and the jokes don’t get old
Alfredo Ramirez me
I rewatch this whenever I want to laugh until my eyes water up. The look he gives the camera when he hugs the woman is the best.
I have watched this so many times it cracks me up every time. I love Conan, my all time favorite host.
lol
Im with ya, sir
I saw this on air back in 2013 in a shitty motel I was living in and I've probably watched this 30 times since then on and off since its been on UA-cam. Every single time it brings tears to my eyes with laughter lol
"Maybe think those thoughts in your head?"
- "I am"
sounds like life
That acting coach with no sense of humour makes this ten times funnier.
I'd love to think it's his schtick hha
He definitely knew he was being funny you can see him break a few times. I'm sure they told him to act like that
@stirange no he just has no humor. But nice analysis tho.
he is an acting couch, I am pretty sure he is able to keep his face straight, just because it makes it funnier
It's those ones that Conan's comedic brilliance really shines. He excels more than anyone at making humor out of nothing
I love how she tried to pull away and Conan was all like "No one leaves the cone zone..."
Yeah but you can she her shaking with laughter.
The implication
I love when Conan turns it up to 11. He transforms into an unstoppable force I'll miss his show so much but look forward to what he brings us next!
to this day we don't know if it's 21 shrimp or 21 shrimps.
Well? Is it 21 shrimp or 21 shrimps?
Saranghe
Actually they're both wrong... It's 21 shrice
😔
21 prawns. A prawn. That makes it easier.
This has got to be ranked as one of Conan's top ten best skits ever!!
I wish all ads were like this. I'd get rid of AdBlock on my browser if they were.
roadhouse699 How do you know they're not like that already if you have AdBlock?
good one kyle
Because you see them when you watch youtube on your phone..
coz most of them will be "Introducing- THE GRAND TOOOUR"
Some ads are pretty good, like Geico's. The problem is they're always replayed over and over with no variety. After the fifth time, even the best ad starts to grate on your nerves. It's insufferable.
Seven years have gone by, and I honestly think this still remains as the funniest bit Conan's done.
This and the Tomb Raider gamer one are top 2 imo
Legit one of the funniest videos on all of UA-cam.
this one and his American Girl video are Mount Rushmore worthy.
When the woman director says Conan is creepy and the camera man in the background nods his head like "Yeah dude!" I lost it hahahaha
“woman director” lol just say director it’s 2024
The Bike Messenger bit was absolute comic gold. I was in tears
This whole segment is such a masterpiece, I could watch this every week and still laugh just as hard each time.
Conan is so funny when doing improv, maybe his show should involve a little more of it.
yeah it's amazing how he is so funny improvising when others like kimmel or fallon script stuff and still aren't nearly as funny
The middle finger got me...
+Jarsan Chen The car got me. Now I'm in a wheelchair.
+Jarsan Chen me 2!!!
+Jarsan Chen OMG the car scene was amazing!!!!!!! IA about the finger. So funny!
"See you at the autopsy!"
7:30 XDD
Funniest Conan segment ever.. I was near crying
cindybin2001 Why the fuck would it bother me.. *oops*
cindybin2001 no tv has to bleep it out but on the internet nothing has to be censored
DJzUN3NOWN dont worry its a troll
albboy96 Yeah uh I don't think it is. Look at her uploads.
Bishop Havel "The Rock" Dude what the fuck is up with her videos
I wish I had even half the wit that Conan does. He'll forever be my favorite late night host.
I seriously enjoy these 10 min videos where Conan goes places, too funny
Someone help! I can't stop this Conan playlist!
Me too! We're stuck in a Conan vortex! :D
+odiemodie1 it's been over a month
+TheBilli96 KR! :'( And I have so many exams due for tomorrow! :'(
Mary Clever. how did that work out now?
Click the UA-cam icon, go to home.
"Think these things in your head -I am" killed me
Throughout all these years, whenever I'm feeling down, I rewatch this gem and things do get better. Damn, I wish I could thank Conan for being in my life since the 90s.
I honestly cried while watching this. The bike messenger bit is absolute genius.
"I'm a perv with a burger." Is a hilarious line
*"Ayee Greg! This a great burgaa! Haha! Glad you're my luvaa!"* LOL HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
13:14 the cameran was absolutely flabbergasted and bamboozled by what he was hearing
"Well, if you use your turn signals, you avoid an accident."
That comeback applies to so many things in life.
Dude said "Katrina rain" like it was nothing.
When your soul leaves your body it really opens up a lot of career paths
AND he said rain. Like It could be avoided with an umbrella.
@@msteresa653 you mean when you sold it beforehand? yeah, all those impeding morals suddenly vanish and make room for all kinds of things.
@@msteresa653 I died laughing from this comment.
Conan just makes me laugh so hard when I have nothing to laugh about in my life.. Love this!!!
:) thinking bout you
@Logic God forbid someone shows compassion. Someone didn't hug you enough?
@@weeatpplproductions enough? I think he will go to his grave without one
@Logic musta been in a Xanax n sympathy induced fever dream because I do not recall. But I stand by it.
thinking about you again :)
Killian is a comedic genius. His deadpan personality is what makes this even funnier.
straight man , funny man combo, basic of comedy,
He gets a lot of trash in the comments here, but he was totally playing it deadpan and was in on the joke.
@@emu_warrior yeah, like he is a couch and knows how to play it. Probably even Conan's team talk with him about how to react to make it funnier. And of course the editor leaves out the takes when he breaks or whatever
The way he just deadpan said Conan hit a bike messenger was amazing. Just acting like that’s a totally normal thing to ignore when you’re in a nice car.
I dont think enough people are appreciating how great the coach is. Hes such a good foil to conan
yeah lets give everyone the generic people title as 'underrated' a statue.
Also the coach is a c word.
@@Stoney-Jacksman i know you're probably used to living at mommy's but you don't need to censor yourself on the internet
The greatest middle finger in television history
Conan-" we should have sex"
Director-"you should think those thoughts in your head"
Conan- " I am"
T H U G L I F E
666
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999
I’ve probably watched this 100 times. It cracks me up every time. Everyone in this is perfect but Conan is just hitting on all cylinders the entire time.
Conan makes me cry
Conan is freaking Genius... enough said...
The part where he is driving the car killed me!!
Killed the biker too!
It's always great to discover a Conan sketch I haven't seen before.
And this was freaking hilarious. The bike messenger and last coach bit was true gold.
The first person would go along so well with Jordan Schlansky xD
HAHAHA... that's so true.
thats the first thing i thought too, lol
TheCrappyVideoGameChannel Nah they would hatékony each other. They would constantly race on who can correct the other more.
guy: and you are sir?
conan: i think we know
i died haha
Dude reminds me of Jordan Schlanzky! 1:29 "That's correct, I'm not saying that."
Based simply on the amount of times I have rewatched over the years, this must be my favourite skit ever of Conan's.
I started this Conan marathon in 1998 and I can't stop! Someone help!
martinh88 you done?
Yeah are you done?
Are you done?
martinh88 it never ends
Try gordon ramsey, change your addiction
"It's not me, it's the client"
Conan: "That's what the Germans said" LMAO!!!
don't get it, could you explain?
@@rr999888tw Nazi's are inconsiderate
@@rr999888tw It's sort of playing on the "only following orders" trope often associated with the Nazis. Conan, being Conan, sure wasted no time playing it for all its worth. :P
"often associated with the Nazis" in the land of "intellectuals" aka U S A who literally believe that the nazis were the only bad regime in history.
@@marianoyuba3736
Your comment is actually bad even by american standards.
Who says that the "only following orders" trope is often associated with the nazis?
I keep telling myself one more Conan video and now it's 4 in the morning. 😓
Same.
I'm only gonna get like 2 hours of sleep because of these
I literally only slept for an hour once because of Conan, and I had to work 10
hours the next day
are u d greg theyre acting about??😂😂😂
same
Yes, we're all on a conan marathon.
I can't stop clicking on Conan O'Brien video's DDDD'X
wow something frieza likes
"I CAN'T SATISFY MY WIFE OR HOLD DOWN A JOB!" -- had me rolllllin'
You know Conan's a pro when he can do all the things NOT to do on a shoot. I'm sure he'd nail these vignettes in one take.
Conan: Who's Greg?
Director: Greg is whoever you want it to be..
Conan: *Challenge Accepted*
The cameraman at 11:52 has no idea what's happening
Catherine Thorstenberg LOL
I feel like conan should ditch the talk show and just do a show that's all remotes and his gamer segment
agreed
I agree
Agreed.
Well maybe he could have Jeff Goldblum as a guest once in a while.
+IAteFire couldn't agree more
do u watch the show
That guy is definitely Jordan Schlansky's brother
7:30 lmao
My most fav moment in this skit is when Conan does the car commercial segment, and he flips off “the bike messenger” 😩😩🤣🤣!
"And we should, we should have sex."
"Yeah, that's what the police said."
"You're very passive aggressive"
10/10
+Monte Raid she was quietly forcing him to buy it
Conan's comedic timing is unmatched. Bringing back "ZE CLIENT" was priceless
"You've got nice eyes. I have beady little creepy- I'm like a creep- I'm a little creep- Heh, I'm a little perv with a burger!"
OMG. I. CAN'T. BREATHE.
Yup… I think I’m calling it… I think this is MY FAVORITE remote Conan has ever done… I’ve watched it countless times, and it consistently makes me laugh so hard I cry! It holds up, even during pandemic times and all of the tough times the world been dealing with…. Ya know… this one makes gives me life. 10 out if 10!
The Jordan getting married is the best for me