Conan Becomes A Civil War Reenactor | CONAN on TBS

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  • @rc648
    @rc648 10 місяців тому +3411

    I'm one of the reenactors in this. We spent all day filming it. No script! This all came straight out of Conan's brain at the moment. We had a blast. Conan stuck around and made sure everyone that wanted a pic with him got one. RIP to our friend Jerry Gunn that passed away a few yrs., ago. I think he really made this skit funny!

    • @blue-se3kc
      @blue-se3kc 9 місяців тому +34

      Any funny moments that got cut?

    • @rc648
      @rc648 9 місяців тому +355

      @@blue-se3kc his fake mustache was on upside down the entire time lol He or none of us realized it until the end of the day.

    • @asadhus
      @asadhus 9 місяців тому +36

      Sounded like a fun time. What’d you think of 6:33 about the constant rehydration 😂 this was the funniest part to me

    • @TOKIEYOH
      @TOKIEYOH 9 місяців тому +7

      conan is such a legend

    • @definitely_not_Hirohito
      @definitely_not_Hirohito 8 місяців тому +1

      That's really something!

  • @waltermatthewberg
    @waltermatthewberg 8 років тому +8834

    RIP Jedidiah Longtree 2013-1864

    • @AbG-pk4ti
      @AbG-pk4ti 7 років тому +432

      Kaka KarrotCake
      He lived in reverse?

    • @JustGlitch
      @JustGlitch 7 років тому +90

      Abner Guerrero LOL

    • @glockel4308
      @glockel4308 7 років тому +144

      Nomenclature0 thats the joke

    • @robertelee6373
      @robertelee6373 7 років тому +9

      lol

    • @SolidBedunga
      @SolidBedunga 7 років тому +5

      Kaka KarrotCake FREEZIE POP!!!

  • @omarali262
    @omarali262 4 роки тому +8438

    "You're dressed like a pirate who's about to go clubbing" that guy was not expecting that good as hell comeback from Conan you can see it on his face lol.

    • @nobutternotes
      @nobutternotes 4 роки тому +20

      Omar Ali What time stamp was that?

    • @ssettev9361
      @ssettev9361 4 роки тому +41

      Legendary BURN!

    • @toproductions3931
      @toproductions3931 4 роки тому +58

      Looked like he was gonna throw hands

    • @edmundherrera6450
      @edmundherrera6450 4 роки тому +25

      Straight roasted lol

    • @gillieMAR
      @gillieMAR 4 роки тому +18

      im glad he hit him with his wit, that guy was so stiff, deserved it

  • @DeniseServanez
    @DeniseServanez 3 роки тому +7659

    Conan: “My name’s Jedediah Long...”
    * looks around *
    Conan: “...Tree”

    • @lostremnant
      @lostremnant 3 роки тому +78

      Dee-nice

    • @ouzounicus6126
      @ouzounicus6126 3 роки тому +133

      Good thing he didn't look down

    • @Jackbutcool
      @Jackbutcool 3 роки тому +8

      I was wondering if that's where Chadoy got the name from.

    • @Jackbutcool
      @Jackbutcool 3 роки тому +3

      @Shawn Pekpek What?

    • @Jackbutcool
      @Jackbutcool 3 роки тому +6

      @Shawn Pekpek Where did that come from?

  • @benparker384
    @benparker384 5 років тому +6462

    "where over yonder?"
    "yonder over yonder"

  • @robbieredrum5953
    @robbieredrum5953 6 років тому +6718

    Some of the other guys were trying so hard not to laugh at Conan's jokes but they failed throughout the skit.

    • @tingispingis
      @tingispingis 5 років тому +161

      Added to the comedy so much everytime someone cracked

    • @emidom2004
      @emidom2004 5 років тому +73

      They're only human.

    • @pemo2676
      @pemo2676 5 років тому +105

      @@emidom2004 Unlike a certain Jordan

    • @SomalianDuke
      @SomalianDuke 4 роки тому +19

      ROBBIE REDRUM Man, i would have died If i were there. Died of laughter.

    • @StinkHatch5318
      @StinkHatch5318 4 роки тому +17

      @@SomalianDuke And of over hydration

  • @zonetai5340
    @zonetai5340 8 років тому +4195

    What makes this even funnier is that you can tell all of the soldiers are struggling not to laugh.

    • @lokelong9797
      @lokelong9797 6 років тому +21

      Omg you right i didnt notice that i thought all of them just laugh

    • @sadiaansari4574
      @sadiaansari4574 6 років тому +39

      "Soldiers"

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
      This is how started

    • @florianadolf2256
      @florianadolf2256 2 роки тому +1

      Right? I was LMAO about that, too😆

    • @Basedlocation
      @Basedlocation Рік тому

      @@sadiaansari4574 at least they can walk up stairs

  • @MOCCHA101
    @MOCCHA101 Рік тому +1548

    Rip Pvt. Jerry Gunn. He passed away Feb 19, 2016. Thank you for being part of our show Jerry.

    • @jessejohanni
      @jessejohanni Рік тому +65

      He did good here. Played his straight, almost grumpy, part perfect, but at the same time you can see him having fun under ther surface. And Conan covered his cracking up with an "arrrrr.....". 😂

    • @Fcmoleicester
      @Fcmoleicester 11 місяців тому +41

      No way bro is the real jordan schlansky

    • @alexanderbacas121
      @alexanderbacas121 11 місяців тому +17

      Its the real jordan lol

    • @castorsia
      @castorsia 7 місяців тому +10

      He played perfectly the gruff, wizened old army dog but at the same time serving Conan with comedic passes like the comment about the actor whose name shall not be named. RIP to a real one and kudos to team Coco for acknowledging them publicly.

    • @johanoberg1157
      @johanoberg1157 7 місяців тому +9

      RIP. The funeral home prepared his body in various ways.

  • @thegamingpixel1845
    @thegamingpixel1845 5 років тому +15631

    This guy went to Harvard to study history and literature..

    • @chromecastthisis1251
      @chromecastthisis1251 5 років тому +537

      It's the person choice to pick up subjects so he kind did want he wants to. Maybe that's the reason he's successful

    • @phantomx3902
      @phantomx3902 5 років тому +192

      @@chromecastthisis1251 whoosh

    • @SuperNobody64
      @SuperNobody64 5 років тому +332

      @@chromecastthisis1251 Can you translate that into English please?

    • @ogopogoman4682
      @ogopogoman4682 5 років тому +144

      And has women's hands

    • @thatssofetch3481
      @thatssofetch3481 5 років тому +33

      Ogopogo Man all the better

  • @caseyjoelle3475
    @caseyjoelle3475 9 років тому +6370

    I lost it when he rubbed the hand cream on the dead soldier

    • @mahmoud19712011
      @mahmoud19712011 9 років тому +16

      +Casey Covert Me too XDDXDXDxd

    • @ally6661
      @ally6661 9 років тому +38

      +Casey Covert Same and especially what he said when they shot him lol.

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 9 років тому +140

      +Casey Covert Didn't you know? hand cream can bring the dead back to life! see it was already starting to work on the guy, he was smiling!

    • @ahyaahya2447
      @ahyaahya2447 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @hmdchy
      @hmdchy 5 років тому +6

      Best part hahahahha

  • @bjt-lz1jl
    @bjt-lz1jl 6 років тому +4578

    I nearly exploded when he pulled out the M16

    • @spacemarines1371
      @spacemarines1371 6 років тому +30

      Same

    • @INFILTR8US
      @INFILTR8US 6 років тому +197

      so did the 'rebs

    • @thomash241
      @thomash241 6 років тому +8

      Same

    • @travisdozier1357
      @travisdozier1357 5 років тому +132

      man he had us running when he pulled out that black rifle..that yankee didn't even reload..he just kept shootin...

    • @jakeclodfelter5256
      @jakeclodfelter5256 5 років тому +14

      Braden Toler that’s not an m16, m16s normally have a smoother barrel

  • @ramtailthebattlertr2066
    @ramtailthebattlertr2066 4 роки тому +3929

    Is it just me or is Conan better in the field than at the desk?

    • @nakinaki7991
      @nakinaki7991 4 роки тому +68

      100%

    • @EvilA110
      @EvilA110 3 роки тому +272

      He’s great at both, but in the field is always where is his best content comes from. He’s really in his element when he’s out there reacting in real time to real people.

    • @Affenhirte
      @Affenhirte 3 роки тому +15

      @@EvilA110 King of Remotes!

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 3 роки тому +27

      He's funny when something on his show doesn't go right, like a prop or a costume, or camera shots, like a guy getting off an old-fashioned bicycle too soon.

    • @wisewisdomtooth
      @wisewisdomtooth 3 роки тому +3

      101%

  • @Daemon__Sultanah
    @Daemon__Sultanah 6 років тому +3416

    "The captain makes us hydrate till we're sick" 😂😄

    • @dylanbrewer3789
      @dylanbrewer3789 5 років тому +41

      That was the most realistic thing in this re-enactment

    • @privatedipshit3290
      @privatedipshit3290 5 років тому +5

      Cause hydration formation

    • @Tracor3k99
      @Tracor3k99 5 років тому +12

      Being a marine, yep, hydrate til you're sick lol

    • @laurasmith1078
      @laurasmith1078 5 років тому +2

      My fave line lol

    • @spdadventurer1754
      @spdadventurer1754 4 роки тому +1

      right lol...how good was Mary in this😂😂

  • @PlasmaCoolantLeak
    @PlasmaCoolantLeak 5 років тому +3743

    The 123rd NY Infantry, "The Hydrators."

    • @bigbaba1111
      @bigbaba1111 4 роки тому +19

      Underrated comment. 😂

    • @producerjjones9976
      @producerjjones9976 4 роки тому +34

      The hydrate brigade

    • @eeshsinger
      @eeshsinger 4 роки тому +4

      PlasmaCoolantLeak 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @toastique
      @toastique 4 роки тому +2

      I'm your 1 thousandth like congrats1

    • @Damtubz
      @Damtubz 4 роки тому +7

      The Harlem Hydrators

  • @weston407
    @weston407 4 роки тому +11094

    he's infinitely funnier than fallon, kimmel, colbert, etc. - he runs circles around all of them

    • @jessesauceda8695
      @jessesauceda8695 4 роки тому +208

      With out a doubt you're right Sr.

    • @tmcd6902
      @tmcd6902 4 роки тому +48

      That's right guy ledouche lol.

    • @weston407
      @weston407 4 роки тому +13

      Tahn Aimre ooo guy like!!!

    • @ARealPersonNotABot
      @ARealPersonNotABot 4 роки тому +49

      I mean it's not even close.

    • @captainAOG
      @captainAOG 4 роки тому +68

      kimmel has guilerimo conan has himself

  • @nisetmoreno
    @nisetmoreno 3 роки тому +849

    “My dearest Andy” took me tf out, why is Conan so funny 😭

    • @pierrotpierrot4768
      @pierrotpierrot4768 3 роки тому +39

      End with "Love, Conan" 🤣 isn't he Jedediah Long....tree? Haha

    • @manonfireletsdrowsehim3205
      @manonfireletsdrowsehim3205 3 роки тому +11

      @@pierrotpierrot4768 He changed his name after the war lol

    • @matthewklokel6945
      @matthewklokel6945 5 місяців тому +2

      Ha! That *was* Andy! And here i was thinking they just pilfered a picture of Mary Todd! Much funnier now

  • @sandrap.6530
    @sandrap.6530 5 років тому +2012

    Conan is an underrated actor. He is not just a comedian.

    • @vikkinicholson2300
      @vikkinicholson2300 4 роки тому +71

      I actually prefer Conan doing these bits on location then a boring talk show....he is in his element as anyone can see....he's quick, spontaneous, off the wall, and outrageously funny in all. He's made for this stuff.

    • @louiseskip3488
      @louiseskip3488 2 роки тому +3

      @@vikkinicholson2300 he is a master of ad libbing. So comical, I never cease to laugh. I watch his stuff once a year in winter, when you need a good laugh. I love the skit with Conan, ice t, Kevin Hart and Diana who is learning to drive. Omg it still has me cracking up all this time later.

    • @kk-qu1zc
      @kk-qu1zc 2 роки тому

      ur a noob

    • @classylady107
      @classylady107 Рік тому

      improv

  • @xiang5814
    @xiang5814 9 років тому +14340

    I'm stuck in a conan marathon, send help and cookies

    • @fuegofranko
      @fuegofranko 9 років тому +30

      LOL me too!!!

    • @ivyrain5633
      @ivyrain5633 9 років тому +40

      🍪🍪🍻

    • @santigocastillo7822
      @santigocastillo7822 9 років тому +3

      same

    • @Tech2Savage
      @Tech2Savage 8 років тому +11

      +Xiang (Fortehlolz) i cant stop watching its too funny man

    • @Tech2Savage
      @Tech2Savage 8 років тому +3

      +Xiang (Fortehlolz) i cant stop watching its too funny man

  • @Leaftalez
    @Leaftalez 5 років тому +3440

    "YOU SONSUHBITCHES!"
    *rubs lotion on dead man's hands*

    • @jbonag541
      @jbonag541 5 років тому +96

      That's how you honor the fallen with some hand cream

    • @maria10312
      @maria10312 5 років тому +17

      GOAT scene ever!!

    • @leilaschafernak-perez8814
      @leilaschafernak-perez8814 4 роки тому +50

      the best thing is abt that is you could see the guy smiling when conan was putting the lotion on

    • @scl1332
      @scl1332 4 роки тому +22

      If u look at that guy’s face u can see him chuckling 🤣

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
      This is how started

  • @noonecares379
    @noonecares379 2 роки тому +1753

    This one sketch of Conan was funnier than Fallon's entire career.

    • @johndessoye
      @johndessoye 2 роки тому +18

      to give Fallon Credit; The supply Lieutenant he played in "Band of Brothers" was a real guy that made many more runs for ammo than would be allowed in such a time sensitive piece. Fallon played that part great.

    • @RamdanRandom
      @RamdanRandom Рік тому +3

      we get it dad.

    • @VolkerAlmighty
      @VolkerAlmighty Рік тому +3

      @@RamdanRandom alright settle down buster

    • @sha7303
      @sha7303 Рік тому +3

      Its not a competition. Fallon is a funny legend in talk show imo

    • @monmonfiasco6391
      @monmonfiasco6391 7 місяців тому

      isnt fallon is the one in the American version of the french taxi movie

  • @JpSalamander
    @JpSalamander 4 роки тому +3304

    “SIR I got the giggles and my moustache is comin’ off!”

    • @WarmLittleDiamond90
      @WarmLittleDiamond90 4 роки тому +59

      I like to think that that line is historically accurate.

    • @eivakhan6269
      @eivakhan6269 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't really get the joke 😭help

    • @connerdearing
      @connerdearing 3 роки тому +1

      @@WarmLittleDiamond90 if it’s not in a text book somewhere I’d be surprised and sorely disappointed

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 роки тому +1

      I lost it at that part 🤣🤣🤣

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
      This is how started

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 8 років тому +5551

    That mustache is the most rebellious individual in the entire civil war.

    • @juliosunga3530
      @juliosunga3530 7 років тому +54

      barbaro267 those sideburns would beg to differ

    • @sonnytooch1945
      @sonnytooch1945 6 років тому +2

      barbaro267 I

    • @seanlee865
      @seanlee865 6 років тому +7

      Don't call me mustache

    • @Aza23ba
      @Aza23ba 6 років тому +1

      barbaro267 I

    • @greentaigo2552
      @greentaigo2552 6 років тому +3

      Julio Sunga the sideburns aint falling off sir

  • @polt1664
    @polt1664 5 років тому +761

    7:54 lmao i love how the dead guy smiles when he puts the hand cream on him

    • @lenasemenova715
      @lenasemenova715 5 років тому +55

      Because it's everything what a dead man wants

  • @MrAnaheimification
    @MrAnaheimification 4 роки тому +769

    Andy Richter dressed as Mary-Todd Lincoln was hilarious 😂

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 3 роки тому +15

      Didn't catch that on viewing. Thanks for the comment.

    • @louiseskip3488
      @louiseskip3488 2 роки тому +12

      I was trying to work out who the ugly sweetheart was as I'm Australian and had no clue. Thanks.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Рік тому

      It's just Mary Todd Lincoln. Todd was her maiden name, her middle name was Ann. No hyphen.

    • @moodypet8837
      @moodypet8837 9 місяців тому

      LOL

  • @somemysteriousguy7114
    @somemysteriousguy7114 4 роки тому +4044

    *Conan pulls out M16*
    enemies: "wait that's illegal"

    • @INTEL965GAMES
      @INTEL965GAMES 4 роки тому +57

      HACK AGE OF EMPIRES LOL

    • @eeshsinger
      @eeshsinger 4 роки тому +5

      gfrp what about nation age cheat from rise of nations

    • @Enso.
      @Enso. 4 роки тому +8

      3:36 Sarge if he was on Blue Team

    • @aaronloi
      @aaronloi 4 роки тому +16

      If there's a time traveler bringing an assault rifle to civil war the conversation would be like : what intarnation was that weapon. It keeps shooting and shooting and shooting non stop!

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 4 роки тому +8

      @@aaronloi That's what they said about the Spencer and Henry rifles lol. They actually had a lot of repeating rifles in the civil war, 106K Spencer rifles and carbines for instance; Would look more realistic to see a Civil War game where everyone's got a repeater than half the guns of Battlefield 1 do.

  • @emidom2004
    @emidom2004 5 років тому +2546

    Almost every single thing he says in this sketch is quotable.

    • @TMthe33rd
      @TMthe33rd 4 роки тому +46

      Your a noisy son of a bitch

    • @tamago-sama3174
      @tamago-sama3174 4 роки тому +15

      @@TMthe33rd *nosy

    • @TMthe33rd
      @TMthe33rd 4 роки тому +32

      @@tamago-sama3174 your a nosy son of a bitch

    • @TS-ef2gv
      @TS-ef2gv 4 роки тому +19

      @@TMthe33rd *you're

    • @TMthe33rd
      @TMthe33rd 4 роки тому +46

      @@TS-ef2gv you're a nosy son of a bitch

  • @chavrios3007
    @chavrios3007 6 років тому +5491

    Northern soldier with southern accent

    • @alabamaal225
      @alabamaal225 5 років тому +293

      Civil War reenactors swing both ways. One day Union, the next Confederate.

    • @dustinjacks9087
      @dustinjacks9087 5 років тому +378

      Historically speaking there were northerners who fought for the south and Southerners who fought the north.

    • @spookymu1der
      @spookymu1der 5 років тому +131

      everyone who lives in the country/rural area has a southern accent lol

    • @LordMaryland
      @LordMaryland 5 років тому +84

      Many people in rural Midwest (which fought for the North) speak with southern sounding accents

    • @PissedUAWElectrician
      @PissedUAWElectrician 5 років тому +16

      @@spookymu1der grew up in a farming community in Michigan. None of my friends or their relatives had a southern drawl......

  • @jasewl3741
    @jasewl3741 Рік тому +120

    “You keep talking about John Wilkes booth that’s gonna work out real good for you” is maybe the funniest line ever 😂😂😂

    • @Pheer777
      @Pheer777 6 місяців тому +4

      Do you work for Marriott or are you just a fan of their hotels?

  • @PennyDreadful1
    @PennyDreadful1 5 років тому +1858

    1:50 Not bad acting for just some guy. Great voice.

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 5 років тому +70

      Are you saying actors are more than "just guys"

    • @wakarangerYT
      @wakarangerYT 4 роки тому +114

      ClassicAdden I think he’s just saying someone who (probably, I’m just assuming) hasn’t had much experience or training in acting

    • @wakarangerYT
      @wakarangerYT 4 роки тому +5

      Chicano Azteca Oh that’s cool

    • @High_Monk
      @High_Monk 4 роки тому +22

      @Chicano Azteca His face is familiar to me too, I think you're right.

    • @theonlywalltostareat5808
      @theonlywalltostareat5808 4 роки тому

      @@High_Monk yea

  • @paulbelanger2003
    @paulbelanger2003 8 років тому +2090

    "you're a nosey son of a bitch" hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @hahayes6223
      @hahayes6223 8 років тому +34

      You're*

    • @kingbeastley9834
      @kingbeastley9834 8 років тому +5

      +bmward0714 shut your bitch ass up

    • @OkayNiceOne
      @OkayNiceOne 8 років тому +3

      You're* you dumb twelve year old.

    • @jedvictolero7308
      @jedvictolero7308 8 років тому +4

      kids can't even comprehend the logic of correction. You're in the wrong dumbass. Saying smarten up when you're the one with the wrong grammar doesn't make you look intelligent imbecile. Don't breed please

    • @dankmemes2493
      @dankmemes2493 7 років тому +27

      Paul Belanger you're**

  • @leahdorothy
    @leahdorothy 5 років тому +790

    I’ve seen women in a spin class drink less SIR

  • @Shenaniloon
    @Shenaniloon 2 роки тому +110

    I've watched basically every single Conan remote I can find, but I always find myself back at this one as one of the best of the best! Conan shines when he roleplays! His insanity is brilliant no matter where in the timeline!

  • @hdbgbdgfhvvdghg
    @hdbgbdgfhvvdghg 6 років тому +3741

    This man really said “yonder over yonder” 😭😂

    • @atom0824
      @atom0824 6 років тому +15

      🤣😂😂

    • @itsj4375
      @itsj4375 6 років тому +23

      got me 💀 af

    • @franciscaasi8117
      @franciscaasi8117 6 років тому +28

      Ok look this might sound stupid! What is yonder over yonder mean?

    • @Kaergaard
      @Kaergaard 6 років тому +47

      @@franciscaasi8117 Yonder = Over there

    • @franciscaasi8117
      @franciscaasi8117 6 років тому +11

      @@Kaergaard hahaha! I get it thanks! :)

  • @Harpoon2theRescue
    @Harpoon2theRescue 4 роки тому +2021

    "Don't worry captain. I got this!" pulls out an automatic m-16. Laughed myself senseless.

    • @Moojingles_
      @Moojingles_ 3 роки тому +38

      You sure it's fully automatic, it could be on full semi-automatic!

    • @Harpoon2theRescue
      @Harpoon2theRescue 3 роки тому +6

      @@Moojingles_ Good catch.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
      This is how started

    • @stephaniekern603
      @stephaniekern603 2 роки тому +8

      The captain's face was hilarious. XD

    • @inflightaviation757
      @inflightaviation757 2 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that laugh he did was what made it funnier

  • @ervin9720
    @ervin9720 4 роки тому +3111

    "When your alone in the woods for 4 years it's nice to have a pair of womans hands handy!"
    LOL

  • @zacster311
    @zacster311 2 роки тому +307

    The peach pie bit had me laughing harder than I've laughed in a long time. Conan is and will always be the best.

  • @matotry
    @matotry 8 років тому +783

    I really think these people are trying really hard not to laugh at him.

    • @davidward3848
      @davidward3848 8 років тому +125

      Come on that m16 joke was really funny.

    • @zachbocchino5501
      @zachbocchino5501 7 років тому +6

      I died when that happened. Imagine if the union actually made that during mid 1860s and all of a sudden, they start chasing the Rebs with those lol.

    •  7 років тому

      Maddy Arana While the rest of the world tries really hard not to laugh at them right? Hahaha

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 6 років тому +2

      I think some were genuinely offended. They take that reenactment stuff VERY seriously. Seemed to loosen up at the end. (Earring man even sized Conan up when called out for it. Ha!)

  • @fushigidude
    @fushigidude 9 років тому +627

    "My mustache is falling off sir!"
    -Jedediah Longtree

    • @colesisler582
      @colesisler582 7 років тому +1

      Stormkiller74 Oh... Oh... my Lord. That's friggin hilarious.

    • @philipgarcia546
      @philipgarcia546 3 роки тому

      War was brutal back then

  • @OXNARD8055
    @OXNARD8055 8 років тому +605

    " you're a nosy sonofabitch " lmao had me dying

    • @bactoidarms2440
      @bactoidarms2440 8 років тому +28

      Nosy meaning he's getting involved with other people's business

    • @scottk1525
      @scottk1525 8 років тому +18

      noisy?

    • @momowawa447
      @momowawa447 7 років тому

      lmfao ikr

    • @vikkinicholson2300
      @vikkinicholson2300 4 роки тому

      @@scottk1525 NO

    • @scottk1525
      @scottk1525 4 роки тому

      @@vikkinicholson2300 Yes. He originally wrote "noisy." Hence the edit.

  • @owensigurdson8610
    @owensigurdson8610 2 роки тому +128

    4:30 - Oscar material right there.

  • @MasterWhimp
    @MasterWhimp 10 років тому +773

    Conan is perhaps the only talk show host I actually like.

    • @robertjohnson-pr7yo
      @robertjohnson-pr7yo 9 років тому +24

      Totally agree he's hilarious

    • @maz7621
      @maz7621 9 років тому +8

      jimmy fallon and him are the only ones i like

    • @maz7621
      @maz7621 9 років тому +1

      ***** i dont see how anyone could say he looks mad all the time.like wtf, have you ever watched him, he is respectful of the guest, but at the same time he isnt boring, he also has games that no other talk show has. so i have my opinion, and i stand by it no matter what because IM the one enjoying it. well honestly i havent watched jimmy fallon in a long time, just conan. i think conan is the best hands down.

    • @maz7621
      @maz7621 9 років тому +2

      it sounds like you have something personal agents him, actually youre tripping and you should look up the definition of the word Fact and Opinion.

    • @HarlotOfWrath
      @HarlotOfWrath 9 років тому +2

      Same he actually has fun haha

  • @FLIGHTCOMPANY
    @FLIGHTCOMPANY 8 років тому +2789

    That's between you and your pendulum

    • @williemoon7522
      @williemoon7522 8 років тому +103

      cling clang cling clang

    • @PaulyM856
      @PaulyM856 7 років тому

      WITH THE TROLLEY!!!!!!!

    • @avneesh739
      @avneesh739 5 років тому

      I heard French horn. Don't ask me how. I didn't know it was pendulum until this comment.

  • @veggiesarefruits
    @veggiesarefruits 5 років тому +316

    That guy Conan is adlibing with is really, really good. The subtle things like asking what a Talk Show is, to discussing his experience seeing John Wilkes Booth perform, even the way he asks the questions: his cadence, syntax, and accent. Spot-on. Seems like a smart, fun dude who knows his history.

    • @tigerchillyable
      @tigerchillyable 5 років тому +1

      He's a Harvard graduate highly intelligent

    • @veggiesarefruits
      @veggiesarefruits 5 років тому +34

      @@tigerchillyable I'm not talking about Conan. I know Conan is smart and a Harvard grad. I'm talking about the guy Conan is adlibing with.

    • @da3855
      @da3855 Рік тому +4

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @TheBrendan737
      @TheBrendan737 Рік тому

      You mean the 'nosy son of a b****'?

    • @gerardhei9222
      @gerardhei9222 Рік тому

      His name is Jedidiah, which is the name given to king Solomon by the Lord when he was born (2 Samuel 12:25)

  • @cezarmartins3489
    @cezarmartins3489 3 роки тому +34

    Shout out to the gentleman talking with Conan by the fire, dude was on point, and a great supporting actor

  • @sargeftwgaming8072
    @sargeftwgaming8072 8 років тому +1476

    "Don't worry captian, i got this." *Gets an M4*

    • @wayward4657
      @wayward4657 8 років тому +46

      The best part. I always burst out laughing when I see it

    • @infamousgreed8144
      @infamousgreed8144 8 років тому +43

      +Irondroid 14 the best part for me was when he started rubbing lotion on the dead soldier

    • @psnglck20
      @psnglck20 8 років тому +32

      +SargeFTWGaming M16*

    • @Nickuncle
      @Nickuncle 8 років тому +15

      +SargeFTWGaming There was a computer game like this. You would time travel and then at one point it's like, "we need to make sure this side wins" so they teleport you an automatic rifle.

    • @timc3919
      @timc3919 8 років тому +2

      +Nickuncle which game?

  • @123numberwang
    @123numberwang 7 років тому +1786

    Dearest UA-cam,
    I have reached hour 5 of my Conan marathon and I see no end in sight. Provisions are running thin and there are still many videos that lie in wait ahead. I fear I shan't make it to the end. If I don't survive, delete my internet history.
    Love, Your Beloved 123numberwang

    • @boydglass3941
      @boydglass3941 6 років тому +8

      Yes

    • @deadmeme1902
      @deadmeme1902 6 років тому +13

      123numberwang don’t worry brother i’ll do that

    • @NickRanger
      @NickRanger 6 років тому +8

      Did you make it man?

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 6 років тому +40

      Dear Commenter,
      I received your letter in current year. This morning, you may be sure I was glad to get it, as I had not received a comment since I clicked play. You have no idea how much good it does a meme warrior to get a comment and how eagerly he looks for the e-mail. We have a poor chance to write, most often flagged as hate speech. Besides, writing material is very scarce and hard to obtain at any price.
      My health is excellent, we have had some very hard times. Now it is awful spicy, hard memeing. The short rations have made a great many sick men. I have frequently had nothing for 36 hours but a cup of coffee and a few shitpost.
      We have had some fighting to do lately. Last Friday week the 19th we
      attacked the lines and drove them back. On the evening of the twenty 2nd they charged our lines but they went back faster than they came up. The next day eight hundred were buried just in front of our lines. In two charges they have made lately, on the 20th and 22nd, they lost about 5 or 6 thousand men.
      The boys are all well. Capt. Cowgrill is hated by the whole company, xer is a
      scondrel. John Doenohuehuehue is the favorite not only of the company but of the regt. Well I must close, give my Keks to all. Meme often.
      Anon

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 6 років тому +16

      For those interested I got lazy near the end. The originals is John Miller: A Union Letter Near Marietta, Georgia June 26th, 1864
      Please feel free to edit, improve and repost. They may be remember as letters of the great meme wars.
      The Confederate letter next to it was to sad and gruesome.
      I had to be up all night to guard the wounded~it was the saddest thing I ever saw to hear the moans of the wounded and dying. I saw the surgeons operating on them, it made me shed tears to see how they suffered, some had to have both of their arms cut off and some their legs. I saw all the surgeons operations, it was a distressing sight to see them how they suffered
      If you got some dark humor give that a go. You could comment how the guard was guarding the wounded men from escaping or how he was watching the wrong way. Go first person and make him self centered and annoyed as to why he has to guard instead of fight.
      Hmm John "Phil" Donnohuehuehue instead of the John Doe-no-hues mighta been better.

  • @Goldenbane
    @Goldenbane 4 роки тому +729

    They decided Conan O'Brien talks too much...then executed poor Jedediah Longtree?

    • @anand3033
      @anand3033 3 роки тому +40

      Poor chap didn't get to eat his Mama's peach pudding!!

    • @Brave_Sir_Robin
      @Brave_Sir_Robin 3 роки тому +6

      Underrated comment lmfao 🤣

  • @RedCard94
    @RedCard94 4 роки тому +322

    3:43 Conan's trying *too hard* to sound like he's from the south when he's fighting for the Union XD

    • @Bountyhopper
      @Bountyhopper 3 роки тому +51

      Over 100,000 southerners fought for the union. So it’s not inaccurate

    • @alexanaya6820
      @alexanaya6820 2 роки тому +4

      Were you expecting Shakespeare from Conan?.... 🤣

    • @alt-monarchist
      @alt-monarchist 8 місяців тому +10

      A lot of Northern states have stereotypical southern accents. Indiana, Southwestern Pennsylvania. Border states such as Kentucky and Missouri had folks with southern accents.

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 6 місяців тому +2

      Most of the fighting took place in Appalachia so a lot of them are gonna have Appalachian accent

  • @Trackrace29582
    @Trackrace29582 8 років тому +3348

    Kimmel got nothing on conan

    • @Spewgo
      @Spewgo 8 років тому +270

      neither does Fallon

    • @thetryfan6529
      @thetryfan6529 8 років тому +69

      faiz abbas plz dont compare Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Kimmel since Jimmy defensed for conan during/after conan-jay war

    • @JocaIdrone
      @JocaIdrone 8 років тому +82

      Ella Addix a broken toaster beats Fallon

    • @1ColdFuture
      @1ColdFuture 8 років тому +42

      Conan is the best, been a fan since the late 90s when I use to stay up late on Fridays as a kid to watch Conan on NBC.

    • @davidregan9872
      @davidregan9872 7 років тому +20

      I agree! All they can do is make stupid jokes about Trump, and it's not funny. Lazy good for nothing Rebs I tell ya! lol

  • @mayalabey9306
    @mayalabey9306 8 років тому +1386

    Once you watch Conan, You CANNOT watch any late show ever again ! I am ADDICTED, WHY CONAN, WHY ?

  • @maxmcvey5
    @maxmcvey5 9 років тому +1510

    im in love with the coco

  • @johnnymartinez6309
    @johnnymartinez6309 2 роки тому +145

    putting hand cream on the dead guy 😂😂😂😂

  • @GerikDT
    @GerikDT 11 років тому +760

    Jedediah Longtree is now one of my favorite characters in general.

  • @isurudaranagama4507
    @isurudaranagama4507 4 роки тому +944

    7:54 The dead guy also laughing when Conan spread the hand cream.

  • @trevorsears1409
    @trevorsears1409 8 років тому +273

    "Sir, i got the giggles, and my mustache keeps coming off." LOL I'm done

  • @blakeemery1291
    @blakeemery1291 2 роки тому +167

    As a civil war reenactor, I find this funny every time, I especially love when he stuck the hand cream inside his cartridge box and not his haversack

    • @clayh254
      @clayh254 Рік тому

      A bit of extra lube never hurts when you're shooting with black powder

    • @nimitshah1684
      @nimitshah1684 7 місяців тому

      gotta stay strapped

  • @timmyturnerssss
    @timmyturnerssss 9 років тому +328

    "I've seen women in a spinclass hydrate less sir." LMAO

    • @h1br1dthe0ry
      @h1br1dthe0ry 6 років тому +2

      Luke Floyd funniest part for me

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 6 років тому +1669

    MYYYYYYYY MOMMA makes the best peach pie YOU NEVER DID SEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    • @undertalefrisk9131
      @undertalefrisk9131 5 років тому +6

      omg i just read this after he said that lol

    • @stephaniekern2215
      @stephaniekern2215 5 років тому +6

      Too much?

    • @evantrim5209
      @evantrim5209 5 років тому +2

      undertale frisk you can only read it before or after he said it on the video.... so congrats

  • @Zpicismrad
    @Zpicismrad 4 роки тому +734

    I watched that part where he develops his character with that oldtimer probably 50 times by now and it still makes me laugh so hard. Love Conan

    • @yucki2604
      @yucki2604 3 роки тому +37

      when he broke character to apologize for flicking ash onto old dude’s uniform 😭

    • @rpalmer274
      @rpalmer274 2 роки тому

      I just did one year later haha

    • @rpalmer274
      @rpalmer274 2 роки тому

      @@extrm161 what the fuc@ is this

    • @tasosdiaforetico7377
      @tasosdiaforetico7377 2 роки тому

      Me too it's just great work, classic comedy. For me the best from the states

    • @jace2802
      @jace2802 2 роки тому +31

      Conan: "ask me more about my backstory"
      Old guy: "So where you from?"
      Long tree: "Well your a nosey son of a bitch..."
      😭😂

  • @Kelly-uw1xr
    @Kelly-uw1xr Рік тому +70

    “Ask me about my name and everything”
    “What’s your name?”
    “You’re a nosy son of a bitch”
    I couldn’t stop laughing lmao

  • @picklerick8557
    @picklerick8557 6 років тому +1835

    The Battle of Olive Garden😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

    • @alexanaya6820
      @alexanaya6820 5 років тому +26

      We fought together at sasparilla crick.

    • @scuzzlebutt3048
      @scuzzlebutt3048 5 років тому +1

      Hey! Rick!

    • @tinyxbliccy280
      @tinyxbliccy280 4 роки тому +7

      It was 1 of the bloodiest battles of the war!!! Right next to the battle of Schrute farms 😂

  • @licenselessrider4486
    @licenselessrider4486 8 років тому +652

    The ol Battle of Olive Garden. The breadstick opposition seemed limitless.

    • @rbeck3200tb40
      @rbeck3200tb40 8 років тому +29

      +licenseless rider
      The unlimited salad ran dry that bloody day at the Battle of Olive Garden

    • @orangeziggy599
      @orangeziggy599 7 років тому +1

      That was the best line.

    • @colesisler582
      @colesisler582 7 років тому

      The breadstick opposition... You, my friend need to consider comedy writing as a job.

    • @zachbocchino5501
      @zachbocchino5501 7 років тому

      I was once at the battle of Olive Garden. I battled my way through endless fields of food. There were no survivors.

    • @vladimiradidas1945
      @vladimiradidas1945 7 років тому

      licenseless rider thankfully the rebels never captured the pasta.

  • @JuanGomez-ii5qh
    @JuanGomez-ii5qh 7 років тому +546

    Omg, the scenes when Conan is talking with that man near the camp fire is just amazing! Lol, plus……that’s mans voice is amazing

    • @patrick-xu1go
      @patrick-xu1go 5 років тому +20

      “I’m a pretty good judge of character and I say that John Wilkes Booth feller is a good man”

    • @Rove_247
      @Rove_247 5 років тому +3

      I came to see if anyone thought the same!

    • @ellengregory8002
      @ellengregory8002 5 років тому +1

      @@patrick-xu1go
      Weird to think that a lot of Southerners actually celebrated Lincoln's murder back then and though of him as some kind of Satanic figure.

    • @patrick-xu1go
      @patrick-xu1go 5 років тому

      Ellen Gregory It’d be like the parties in California if Trump gets shot. Seems like people that don’t like certain politicians have no value for human life

  • @anthonyvillanueva5226
    @anthonyvillanueva5226 3 роки тому +76

    Conan: Has incredible improvisational comedy skills
    Also Conan: Long... (looks around, sees tree).. Longtree.

  • @kwfo1899
    @kwfo1899 5 років тому +665

    I died when conan said that John W Booth was a good man😂😂

  • @marthareis5873
    @marthareis5873 6 років тому +764

    I don't know much about ciphers and numbers
    I don't know what the sky is
    never heard of the sun
    never saw any dirt
    but I'll tell you this...

    • @aeddfe3175
      @aeddfe3175 6 років тому +130

      MY MOMMA MAKES THE BEST PEACH PIE YOUUU'VE EEEEVER HAD SEEEEEN

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 5 років тому +12

      Ive uh.... Got womans hands???

    • @griffinpatterson8137
      @griffinpatterson8137 5 років тому +5

      Martha Reis I was crying at that point 😂

  • @traven64
    @traven64 8 років тому +868

    idk what ill do when conan retires....

    • @pitot1988
      @pitot1988 8 років тому +23

      +traven64 sell your tv

    • @oddie4391
      @oddie4391 8 років тому +1

      +pitot1988 good idea

    • @kenken8765
      @kenken8765 8 років тому +29

      get some lotion so youll have womanly hands?

    • @schlobbbob32
      @schlobbbob32 8 років тому +13

      We should have Andy put on the mask from the halloween store

    • @odiemodie1
      @odiemodie1 8 років тому +76

      I'll eat a peach pie as a salute to Conan O'brien... Aka Pvt. Jedediah Longtree! ;)

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 Рік тому +35

    His love letter to Andy and picture of him had me rolling.😂

  • @brandonofthewastes
    @brandonofthewastes 7 років тому +577

    "when you're alone in the woods... have a pair of woman's hands handy." -Conan O'Brien, 2013

    • @augustus1318
      @augustus1318 5 років тому

      0ld tagalog movies

    • @kamuelalee
      @kamuelalee 5 років тому

      Then he invites all the Union men back to his tent, priceless!

    • @bluebone6531
      @bluebone6531 5 років тому +1

      How to survive war “have a couple of womens hands”

  • @Littlespooby
    @Littlespooby 4 роки тому +1322

    I like how content he is with his masculinity. He can joke around with himself about the fake machismo

    • @patrickpettyjr.2487
      @patrickpettyjr.2487 4 роки тому +29

      Do you own hand lotion, too?

    • @daviswendye
      @daviswendye 4 роки тому +45

      Being 6'4 helps I imagine.

    • @denierdev9723
      @denierdev9723 3 роки тому +18

      @@daviswendye 6'4 in 1864

    • @daviswendye
      @daviswendye 3 роки тому +21

      @@denierdev9723 So true. That's like 7' in 2021.

    • @solodolotrevino
      @solodolotrevino 3 роки тому +17

      @@daviswendye best not to disturb the effeminate giant with long legs

  • @aiman9088
    @aiman9088 8 років тому +401

    7:54 that guy couldn't stop smiling even when dead

    • @PotatoTheUnicorn
      @PotatoTheUnicorn 8 років тому +4

      Yea, I also watched the video...

    • @aiman9088
      @aiman9088 8 років тому +1

      +SwagSleek39 the FartUnicorn I know right!

    • @Kihsgy
      @Kihsgy 7 років тому +6

      He died happily with womans hands touching him

    • @primarina2
      @primarina2 6 років тому +2

      Conan is so funny, he can make even DEAD people laugh.

  • @maarkwong
    @maarkwong 2 роки тому +22

    It’s amazed that he made himself, interviewees, audience and surrounding laugh and focus on his thought so Conan’s way that they won’t ever be offended but also entertained.

  • @hebber1961
    @hebber1961 10 років тому +363

    My god... the picture of Andy.... I nearly lost my laptop.

    • @NBACoDGaming
      @NBACoDGaming 9 років тому +10

      hebber1961 Why, where'd it go?

    • @PricedsageExtremeGamerKid
      @PricedsageExtremeGamerKid 9 років тому +1

      How does Your laptop almost get lost? :/

    • @hebber1961
      @hebber1961 9 років тому +8

      Pricedsage4601 Extreme GamerKid221 Really? Suddenly seeing his picture made me laugh so hard my laptop nearly fell off my lap onto the floor where it might have broken but I was able to control it before that happened.

    • @PricedsageExtremeGamerKid
      @PricedsageExtremeGamerKid 9 років тому +1

      Ok

    • @PricedsageExtremeGamerKid
      @PricedsageExtremeGamerKid 9 років тому

      No.

  • @superdawge808
    @superdawge808 8 років тому +232

    that entire segment was gold

  • @robertlopez9790
    @robertlopez9790 3 роки тому +134

    The funny thing is that in developing his hyperbolic character at the camp he probably matched the actual language (Crick vs Creek), cadence and etiquette (spitting) of the men more than any other reenactor or there and he knew it 😂 dude is a genius.

  • @JazzTheDogOfWar
    @JazzTheDogOfWar 9 років тому +662

    Why did Jedediah sign his letter as Conan? Major historical error.

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 5 років тому +2842

    My mama makes the best peach pie...
    YOU EVVVVVEEEEERRRRRR DONE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!

    • @cum1918
      @cum1918 4 роки тому +3

      Ian Malcolm
      That’s me

    • @booster_740
      @booster_740 4 роки тому +2

      The peach pie in alabama was nothing like the one I had in mind ☹️☹️☹️

    • @kjkiefcakes1847
      @kjkiefcakes1847 4 роки тому +8

      It's so awesome when he just loses himself in the character and genuinely does insane things

    • @theravyshow2570
      @theravyshow2570 3 роки тому +1

      That part killed me!

    • @КоваленкоСаша-д7р
      @КоваленкоСаша-д7р 3 роки тому

      @@booster_740 wow that's cool,i want to move to Amerika

  • @kimsjustice09
    @kimsjustice09 8 років тому +407

    Omg when he rubbed lotion on that "fallen" soldiers hand... I died! 😂😂

    • @onyxfray7123
      @onyxfray7123 8 років тому +3

      +kimsjustice09 ikr!

    • @primarina2
      @primarina2 6 років тому

      You laughed yourself to death?!

    • @BazukinBelyugovich
      @BazukinBelyugovich 2 роки тому

      I sure hope Conan was nice enough to put the lotion on your hands when you fell too XD

  • @zeppelinboys
    @zeppelinboys 2 місяці тому +1

    my uncle was big into this when i was a kid and i lOVED spending time in camp surrounded by everyone dressed in period uniforms. the canvas tents, starting fires with flints, cooking with cast iron. good memories! and of course the big battles!

  • @mcsgaming5557
    @mcsgaming5557 8 років тому +311

    I love when Conan pulls out the assault rifle and makes all those troops retreat

    • @daryllskywalker2346
      @daryllskywalker2346 8 років тому +8

      Mcs gaming ik i can't breathe in tht moment 😂😂😂

    • @charleyhibschweiler4555
      @charleyhibschweiler4555 6 років тому +2

      Mcs gaming It's an M-16

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 6 років тому +1

      Charley Hibschweiler Not to be confused with a M-15, M-16, M-13, P-90, AK-47, etc.

    • @kugelblitzkrieg
      @kugelblitzkrieg 6 років тому +2

      TommyTom21 obviously, the majority of the guns there look nothing like the m-16.

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 6 років тому +3

      @@kugelblitzkrieg Thanks for explaining the joke.

  • @Andytlp
    @Andytlp 7 років тому +661

    i can see why simpsons went downhill when Conan left the writing team along with a few other writers. He probably wrote the best bits.

    • @Шизлманизл
      @Шизлманизл 5 років тому +74

      Wait he was a writer on Simpsons? Wtf

    • @angelguzman6115
      @angelguzman6115 5 років тому +9

      Шизл манизл yes look it up

    • @indrafardian435
      @indrafardian435 5 років тому +60

      30 years of my life and never knew that .... Wow

    • @Fissa4
      @Fissa4 5 років тому +5

      Nah, as far as I remember he was listed as an author only once, and only a cowriter on other episodes. So he didn't really contribute that much

    • @openmind2161
      @openmind2161 5 років тому

      Conan's Elder sister was one of the producer of Simpson

  • @andyscotger
    @andyscotger 8 років тому +848

    Omg Conan's laugh at 8:08 would make him the best Joker ever 😂

    • @bactoidarms2440
      @bactoidarms2440 8 років тому +55

      Omg Conan as the next joker that would be hilarious he's starred in the cartoon dark night returns as a talk show host so he wouldn't be too misplaced as the joker

    • @Maxxplayne
      @Maxxplayne 8 років тому +21

      I would take that laugh over Jared leto's forced laugh any day

    • @andyscotger
      @andyscotger 8 років тому +1

      max playne ikr 😂

    • @user-cm4op2kz3y
      @user-cm4op2kz3y 8 років тому

      +max playne Leto actually did many good laughs which were never put in the movie

    • @IsoEsa66
      @IsoEsa66 7 років тому +7

      Yeah, and he's white enough to not require any makeup for the role.

  • @Kurskij
    @Kurskij 5 днів тому +1

    My favorite Conan skit ever.
    Some things just cannot be surpassed.

  • @VanLe-nf4ve
    @VanLe-nf4ve 6 років тому +747

    7:33 That’s a damn fine soldier bringing a blanket to battle

    • @josephstalin6971
      @josephstalin6971 6 років тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @blingaguchialia4137
      @blingaguchialia4137 6 років тому +88

      I mean, everyone needs to have their own unicorn barbie blanket during a war zone.

    • @theequalsgamer2074
      @theequalsgamer2074 5 років тому +1

      It's to replace his knapsack

    • @galoon
      @galoon 5 років тому +9

      The standard procedure early in the war was to drop knapsacks and blankets in one spot before going into battle. The soldiers quickly learned this was a bad idea--they might end up a couple of miles away and without food or warmth! So they learned to keep everything with them in battle instead. In the Confederate army, quilts, coverlets, and rugs often were used as blankets--real blankets were often in short supply.

    • @forgetitplz
      @forgetitplz 5 років тому +3

      Actually back in those days they used muskets, thick blanckets could block some bullets. I once read about French citizens covering their windows with a huge blanket during the French Revolution so that they can be safer from the bullets.

  • @TheMoggFREE
    @TheMoggFREE 5 років тому +281

    6:46 "Sir, I got the giggles! And my mustache has come off!" This line is gold!

  • @SamLewis6
    @SamLewis6 8 років тому +501

    dang he got kinda into his character didn't he.

  • @montano336
    @montano336 Рік тому +14

    I've probably watched this a hundred times, and I've only just noticed the bug crawling on the screen at 4:39. That's how much I laugh every time when he does that whole bit, so hilarious! 🤣🤣

  • @TerminalAgent
    @TerminalAgent 7 років тому +278

    "you guys believe in hydrating dont you?"

  • @MGAF688
    @MGAF688 6 років тому +686

    And you're dressed like a pirate who's about to go clubbing.

  • @Keiji3G
    @Keiji3G 8 років тому +428

    Love how the kid standing next to conan was the only one laughing at him

    • @zacharypetty8539
      @zacharypetty8539 8 років тому +6

      Keiji3G on his left or right

    • @Keiji3G
      @Keiji3G 8 років тому +11

      Zachary Petty lol I guess both

    • @yyg4632
      @yyg4632 6 років тому +2

      Rip that boy

  • @D3ADL0CK-K1NG
    @D3ADL0CK-K1NG 7 місяців тому +2

    Come back again to this video never gets old. I can keep watching this and laugh anytime. I feel like I love it.

  • @ezequiellacayo28
    @ezequiellacayo28 8 років тому +602

    "Your dressed as a pirate about to go Clubbing" roflmao

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV 6 років тому +1

      I'm from the future to say: you're*

    • @Dimaz42
      @Dimaz42 6 років тому

      No one can roasts Conan better than Conan himself..

    • @darthmusturd9526
      @darthmusturd9526 6 років тому

      Ezequiel Lacayo when u join village people

    • @hannahbuffaloe37
      @hannahbuffaloe37 4 роки тому

      That’s my grandpa

  • @BadDriversOfTheIllawarra
    @BadDriversOfTheIllawarra 10 років тому +377

    Today is the first time I've ever watched Conan. This is about the 20th video I've watched.

    • @BadDriversOfTheIllawarra
      @BadDriversOfTheIllawarra 10 років тому +42

      ***** I've been watching shitloads of clips because Im hooked, he's fucking hilarious.

    • @christytam2022
      @christytam2022 10 років тому +31

      Welcome to the family.

    • @BadDriversOfTheIllawarra
      @BadDriversOfTheIllawarra 10 років тому +4

      christy tam Thank you. Can we get a dog? I want to call him Sparky?

    • @redrabbitz79
      @redrabbitz79 10 років тому +3

      This is so bloody funny, can't stop laughing

    • @christytam2022
      @christytam2022 10 років тому +2

      MrHeyfuckoff Of course! :D

  • @wiictvchannel1112
    @wiictvchannel1112 6 років тому +501

    "My dearest Andy..."

    • @kamuelalee
      @kamuelalee 5 років тому +11

      Andy looked like a woman from the 1860s.. LOL

    • @veggiesarefruits
      @veggiesarefruits 5 років тому +9

      Lol, I didn't even notice that! Lmao! Now it's even funnier!!! 😂😂😂

    • @vikkinicholson2300
      @vikkinicholson2300 4 роки тому

      what is scary is the Andy does resemble Mary Todd Lincoln.

    • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
      @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 роки тому

      "joining the army was a terrible mistake"

  • @Pscyllehr
    @Pscyllehr 2 роки тому +33

    Just here in 2021 having a Conan marathon....sadly just discovered this gem of a person. So funny, not exhale through your nose funny but laugh out loud by yourself funny 😂

  • @saif162
    @saif162 8 років тому +119

    Died when he was trying to "develop his character"

  • @ThePrehistoricMaster
    @ThePrehistoricMaster 8 років тому +313

    7:55 Only Conan can make the dead smile! x)

  • @hoopoverthehill
    @hoopoverthehill 8 років тому +3069

    how kind. he puts hand cream on his dead comrade. lmfao!!!😂

    • @PuddintameXYZ
      @PuddintameXYZ 7 років тому +83

      Avinash Singh
      A cream so pleasant, that it even made the dead man smile!

    • @caydenm.1469
      @caydenm.1469 7 років тому +41

      Meanwhile in the 1860's
      NO HE IS DEA- wait, his hands aren't moisturized

    • @primarina2
      @primarina2 6 років тому +29

      He might be dead, but there's NO WAY you should die with dry hands.

    • @cl03cl
      @cl03cl 6 років тому +1

      Avinash Singh 😂

    • @davidmathews8697
      @davidmathews8697 6 років тому +1

      You could have be the reds

  • @masonpugh439
    @masonpugh439 4 роки тому +49

    I love how all the "soldiers" just go with everything Conan does

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 Рік тому +2

      I read this at the exact moment he tried to lead them into a charge and they just shouted "What the hell are you doing?!?" at him 😆

  • @CorvusOfMellori
    @CorvusOfMellori 8 років тому +217

    Where over yonder?
    YONDER OVER YONDER!!

    • @kiks399
      @kiks399 8 років тому +21

      That one was the second best joke after the womanly hands joke.