Apple, the World’s Best Unnovator
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- Опубліковано 3 гру 2023
- Apple reveals the secret behind their latest “unnovations”
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Instead of being an unhappy Apple customer.... I am a happy Apple "uncustomer"...
Me as well, just got tired of dealing with this sort of b.s. ...
I shall try to remember that one the next time I have to contact un-help-desk.
Well said and same... voting with my wallet
I've been a happy Apple uncustomer my whole life.
Same here. Left iPhone for Samsung and haven't looked back. Or a better way of saying, I haven't un uncustomer.
This is actually a perfectly reasonable and accurate commercial if you consider that the commercial is for Apple investors and not customers.
Not really. It suggests that a lot of their earnings growth in recent years is due to unrepeatable unnovation. For example they already started selling everything separately, so they no longer have that option available to them to extract more from their customers. Past earnings growth that can’t be replicated suggests slowing earnings growth going forward, suggesting that the company is overvalued.
You're not unnovating enough, they still sell phones with the OS preinstalled. Think @@SigFigNewton, think!
I think you nailed it. The only thing Apple I own that I am actually happy with is their stock. I hate that that is true but the other thing Apple is good a unnovating is their customers. As soon as I saw that "you're just holding it wrong" actually worked for their core customer base, I knew these people would buy anything Apple sold them.
@@billwestrick343 I wonder whether Apple share price will be higher in five years
@@billwestrick343 Somehow my sympathy for you is limited.
I always rely on Apple products whenever I need half the features at double the price
*Giving you less.*
*Charging you more.*
_- Apple_
"just be a good customer and buy your annual new phone" - Tim Cook, Apple CEO
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"So you know how Steve Jobs took off the keys of a phone and made us billions?"
"Yeah?"
"By the same logic, removing the screens will make us trillions"
"Consider yourself promoted, you have a bright future at Apple, boy"
Don’t give them ideas!
It’s the iPhone shuffle
screens sold separately
Guess what - 99% of phones now have no keys. How's that for innovation? Your dedication to hating on apple is irrelevant. It is a wildly successful company with millions of loyal, enthusiastic customers. How many loyal, enthusiastic customers exist for microsoft and google? Not nearly as many. I support your freedom to hate, just know your hate is irrelevant.
@@modernfiddler5475If their hate is irrelevant, why are you upset?
It's true that Apple makes generally good products. The problem: Apple could be giving you something even better. Instead, they choose innovate "ecosystem" mentalities - which translate to hostile, exclusionary design. If they spent their energy working for you - the customer - instead of playing mind games and maximizing profit, your Apple devices could be magnitudes better in both quality and design. If you like Apple products now, just imagine how much better they could be if only Apply was willing to put all that energy into actual innovation instead of cooperate chess.
The sad part is, every other company is following apple on this and are making their stuff less user friendly
I mean the only designers who actually tried died off health problems because of overworking,
Not to mention money cutting, it just thins down and leaving out worst of worst workers now for most part there.
And! Not to forget even if there are actual great suggestions, they’re overshadow by “investors’ interest” instead.
Absolutely! The other companies see Apple's bottom line and think we should do that...
No lies detected!
Yeah but there is still hope, like new EU legislation that will reverse this bullshits and the right to repair act in US. Maybe just maybe things will improve soon.
Because people are stupid and will buy anyway, so when other companies se apple able to sell stuff at a high price while reducing the produciton cost, obviously they're gonna copy that they want to be a trillion $ company too
My favorite apple unnovation was when they sold a monitor for FIVE GRAND and not only did they remove the monitor stand from the box and sold it separately for ANOTHER GRAND, but they also removed any and all buttons from the monitor so that it only works with the Mac and no other other computer! 🤦♂️
That's two massive unnovations for just one massive price-hike! 😂
Yet somehow all the tech journalists and influencers _still_ found nice things to say about that crazy deal... 🥴👍
It was competitive compared to the stuff with the same tech. You could also buy any stand you want, it's a standard VESA mount. You don't understand the target audience, it wasn't the first apple monitor, it was a continuation of the older displays, Mac only, buttonless and so on.
@@retrocomputing "You could also buy-" Shut the h ell up right there. You know what didn't need me to spend any extra money on a monitor stand? The $600 HDR monitor I bought. It even came with with its own displayport cable! I wonder how they ever made a profit with such benevolence!
No, YOU don't understand.
@@pootispiker2866 this is not for you, man. That's easy. Don't be angry at something that wasn't made for you. You don't understand the context of this display, nothing in your price range was comparable to it because it's niche stuff for pro application.
@@retrocomputing You're the reason why this industry is getting worse.
@@pootispiker2866 this industry? Industry of professional displays that you don't care about because you aren't a part of the industry? Alright pal
the charging port on the bottom of the mouse is top tier unnovation, only a truly gifted unnovator could conceive of such magnificence
Back sometime around 2015 I worked in a store where we’d also fix devices and home appliances people brought in. One day someone came in with an Apple mouse, and he couldn’t figure out how to swap the batteries out. I told him I’d take a look and make sure there’s new batteries when he returns. I couldn’t figure it out either, so started googling.
Turns out you need to take it apart to switch out the two AAA batteries. And with taking it apart I don’t mean removing a screw. No, I mean actually tearing apart glued bits. The battery compartment was glued shut. So Apple produced a wireless mouse that’s charged with non-rechargeable AAA batteries, but no way to switch out the batteries once they’re empty without actually breaking parts off the mouse. I think Apple hoped you’d just buy another mouse.
When the customer returned I told him what I found online, and his reply was “Wow, that’s so dumb.” He could hardly believe Apple would design something like that, but it really changed his opinion on Apple for the worse. He let me tear it apart to change the batteries and that did work, though, but it shouldn’t be that complicated.
i loved it, my boss got those for us. every now and then i just had a 30 minute break while the mouse charged
It was done on purpose, because the apple team didn't want photos of the mouse being connected to a cable go around, so they placed the charging spot so awkwardly that it's impossible to use the mouse while charging.
@@StuermischeTage it was done on purpose bc they wanted the very slick look on the mouse. Thats why they added the mouse sleeve that lifts it up so you can charge it while using it instead of changing the design until later on from all the complaints.
@@itzkibloComplaints after the fact, blindly buying a product without inspecting it or reading its specifications, instead of just not buying it in the first place. 😅
Apple really cares about the environment. Which is why they release 4 new identical iPhones every single year.
and creates lots of e-waste by making their hardware as unrepairable as it can humanly get
They are not identical! >:[
They come with unnovations
Apparently the charger is the problem, which has no harmful chemicals so they take that away………
My Fav: They removed LAN port, USB ports, etc. and increased the price of laptop because it's slim. Then you separately need to buy the things they took out, in the form of docking station.
Sadly the other manufacturers do the same. My current thinkpad is the 3yo non-slim version, and is way slimmer than the 10yo slim one. Anything more flat than that and RJ45 will no longer fit in. (Also means their keyboards have less travel distance, thinkpads are still way better than average, but I would gladly accept a few millimetres more if it meant better cooling and more ports)
Indeed. I don't really see the point of having a thinner device when you are required to haul around a giant power supply, assortment of dongles, dock, mouse so you don't have to use the horrific trackpad (in before apple trackpads are actually good), etc. Inch thick laptops are fine, much thinner and shit starts getting far too delicate for a device that's supposed to be taken everywhere.
@@delimitnc Laptop power supplies have shrunken down recently when everyone switched to GaN. Still not exactly tiny, but very noticeable.
(Doesn't invalidate the argument, we still need a bunch of adapters and/or a docking station of some kind)
@@Ph34rNoB33r True. I'm not even singling out Apple, either. I have a ThinkPad X13, and the power supply, while small compared to historical bricks, is still double the thickness of the laptop itself. Lenovo has also been on a port elimination crusade, though it's not been as vigorous as the one Apple's engaged in.
To be fair I actually came back to apple after the m1 because it was somewhat affordable even though not being able to upgrade storage is stupid but it's at least better than paying $2000, for something that overheats and has a malfunctioning butterfly keyboard
They force you to throw all your devices away every two years then host an event that goes for two hours talking to “mother nature” about how eco friendly they are.
That mother nature part made me facepalm when I saw it
Well my iPad is 4 and kicking, nobody forced me to throw it away
Every two years? What are you doing to your devices?
@@nickplays2022 dude, just google "planned obsolescence" and "apple", they didn't invent the concept but they certainly are responsible for aggressively advancing and popularizing its use in high-end consumer tech.
@@nickplays2022 and what if you devise get slower and slower because they made it slower with forced updates. so so you wont really notice it and on top of that they add a feature that you phone drain way more battery around a new devise release ;)
Ah... the stylus was genius. Totally designed to break the charge port. It's like printing money! :)
how is galaxy book 3 pro 360 or note 20 gonna be used for work then? for more precise handwriting than fingerwriting? is samsung shitty to you?
to me: never
well I haven't had it break in a good two years of almost daily usage. still hate apple cause you need a phd to transfer files from your IPad to a PC.
I can say with personal experience; Omega (they make drink mixers) is the biggest criminal of this, I fix restaurants in the USA, and Omega’s newest line of mixers is ungineered to the point where; out of the box, they riveted plates up to cover any access hole for hands, pre stripped every screw inside round (yes, round), leave the metal shavings inside the box, then have no way of contacting the company. It’s literally like someone’s job was “make this impossible to fix” and they did.
So that’s where ex Apple engineers ended up!
Duuuude "we downgraded our CEO" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a boss 😎
they had no choice as Steve Jobs unalived himself (according to his biography, he unmedicated himself with sh*t)
But they really didn't since all of these issues with Apple quite literally began under the direction of Steve Jobs.
no where close to what they are doing today; back then, they were actually innovative
Tim "the bean counter" Cook is a downgrade! Thought Steve was a money hog till Cook became CEO!
Not sure about that. The last one had a factory deffect. This one already got past warranty the period.
Apple has always been the leader in "We give you less options because we'll decide what you want and need"
Fewer options
@@Danimal28 They were less, apple made them fewer. Think about it.
....and companies like these are behind the climate bs, because they are so friendly.
Capitalists: Let the market decide.
Also capitalists: We'll decide what you want.
@@PistonAvatarGuy Only a small portion of capitalists have a proper impact on their own.
However: Monopolies dictate. Advertisements tell you want to do. Etc.
Pretty normal for capitalism if you ask me.
The first apple product I purchased was a Ipod shuffle without any buttons. I didn't know they had unnovated the buttons and attached them to 75$ headphones.
This was also the last apple product I ever purchased.
If only everyone learned this lesson so easily.
Gotta admit I really liked that one. It was so tiny, but still had more storage than many larger models. One button for on/off/shuffle and the rest just on the headphones, which was a lot more convenient when cycling. Might also help that it was a Christmas present, so I didn’t actually pay for it.
I love how they made it take more clicks to actually shut off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth so that most people will keep ‘em on and wear out their batteries quicker cause that makes Apple a crap load of money when people either have their battery replaced or are talked into a new phone. Control center will just disconnect you from your current Wi-Fi or Bluetooth device but won’t actually turn it off like it used to. Great Unnovation!
I know this is an old comment but to my understanding they made the wifi search-only probably because Airdrop needs it, same as bluetooth. And for the bluetooth if it is in search only it will help the AirTags to be tracked better since it gets more accurate by the use of other iphones. I still hated it and made a automation for it, but then, I dont have an iphone anymore. But I doubt they made it to drain your battery, since that would make no sense as they try to optimize the crap out of battery performance to not having to put bigger batteries in their phones.
@@BlackSonicShadowIt's important to optimise for making claims of battery efficiency and life, but then bloat it up with additional software and features that make real life conditions much worse, so you wear out your non-replaceable battery sooner.
@@AndrooUK I assume you're not wrong. Although I do doubt that it was the main reason for this. I still have an iPad, and, compared to the Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra that I now have, there is almost no bloatware on the ios device. On the samsung there were an insane amount of apps, and lots of them I couldn't even uninstall, only "deactivate". In the end though I am sure companies have shady ways to make the battery wear down, as its a good reason to switch device. it's just that I doubt that these are main reasons for that.
@@BlackSonicShadow at least with android devices you can access the bootloader and load a bloatware free version of android onto the device.
Before removing the headphone jack they actually broke it for everyone. There was a need to add another contact to the three contact plug/jack that had been in use in consumer devices from the 1970's. Some other brands decided to keep the ground/common at the base of the connector and use the second ring contact for the microphone. That was very nicely compatible with almost all older devices, because the contact for the ground on most older headphone jacks is very close to the base of the plug. However, Apple decided to use the second ring contact for the ground and the contact near the base for the mic, and almost alll the headphone manufacturers were too afraid to make anything that wouldn't be compatible with Apple. So... They all started to make headphones that are not compatible with older stereo devices. There are ways around that but most people probably just try it and when it doesn't work, just give up... And maybe throw the old stuff away and just use the phone they "upgrade" every year or two to listen music. And after this they removed the headphone jack from their devices. TL; DR: Apple broke the headphone jack for everyone and then left from the crime scene.
it's like you can't even get apple car play on a freakin lexus (though newer models supposedly has them) so good thing we have an aux...oh wait lol
@@MrLuffy9131All modern vehicles have bluetooth per federal law so Carplay and aux jacks don't matter for media playback.
The day before the iPod was released, you could walk into a Best Buy and choose from a wide range of digital music storage devices that held a lot of music and would play pretty much any audio file type you threw at them. The very next day, it seemed, you got fewer choices, smaller storage capacity, and a device that would only play proprietary audio file types. And everyone paid Apple handsomely to reward them for infantilizing them. At that time, the status perk of Apple products was already grotesque and inexplicable.
ALL These.. Streaming services...and no aux.
For the best part of 10 years now this has been a noticeable problem in the tech industry; people trying to fix things that aren't broken, changing things for changing-things-sense, with little understanding of why things were designed a certain way in the first place. Coupled with Apple's arrogance they they believe they are the ones to set standards. Goodbye FireWire & Lightning.
Honest Apple commercial 🥴😮💨
Apple rubbing American
Sadly the new Apple mouse looks something more of R34 weird fetish thought up, instead of an actual design…..
Who’s even in Apple as an employee on design or product teams now 💀
Im the 69th liker
I wonder if Apple will ever try to buy SAM’s channel for millionsss to shut him down, and whether SAM will accept the offer he cannot refuse.
@@MP-vc4nuthey forgot to pay the quality testing team
being old, my unfav was removing CD Burning from iTunes, which started life as a catalog for one's CD collection.
As someone who has always recognized Apple for the scam artists they are, this video had me cheering!
I like how Apple was like, "Oh crap, we don't actually make money on USB-C. We better force everyone back onto a prioprietary port." And the EU replied, "Hmm. No, I think you'll be sticking with USB-C." And Apple went, "Oh! Yeah actually USB-C is fine."
I like the part where apple created the USB C and everyone else said that it was stupid and they won't use it because it's apple's design so apple kept using the thunderbolt until the rest of the world caught up. Good times.
@@WalkMrJ What is it with Apple fanboys that they keep pretending that Apple invented everything? No, they didn't invent USB-C. They were a small part of the development program, but that doesn't mean they invented it. They no more invented it than they invented the smartphone.
@@WalkMrJand here I thought USB-C was developed by the USB Implementers Forum. Thanks to this random UA-cam comment, I now know it was actually all made by Apple.
@@WalkMrJ what 💀
@@WalkMrJ Apple had just as much of a role in making USB-C as any other collaborator in the USB-IF. Kind of like Thunderbolt being an Intel invention that was reworked to be cheaper for license by Apple.
The different shaped screws is one of my favorite unnovations. I now have dozens of different screwdrivers, a new one for every new generation, for screws nobody even knew could be unnovated!
I'm a repair tech and I swear to got apples proprietary screws are always the ones that strip the easiest. No matter what I do my screw driver tip never registers well with Apples screws and I have to be really careful getting them out.
And on top of the new pentalobe, on the MBP 15", there's TWO different lengths of fastener for the base plate. Most are 3.0mm, but there's two stupid 2.3mm length screws. WWHWWHHWYYYYYYY does that 0.7, **0.7**!!! millimeter make that much difference??!?! MAKE THEM ALL 3.0! And then, they go back and use Torx T5 for the inside SSD screw.
Out of all companies I’ve observed as a consumer, Apple is possibly the most anti-repair company on the planet. They make it such a pain to become certified to repair their products and they only allow you to do certain repairs. The EU needs to rattle their cage like they did with the USB-C charging cause they deserve every L they receive.
And you still keep buying them?
Just swap the screens on two brand new iPhone 13/14 or 15. Popups galore "We do not recognize the screen as an original part" even though you just swapped it on two identical units, along with losing TrueTone. Oh, gawd forbid you break the earpiece ribbon, you'll even lose FaceID and other features. Replace any of the cameras and the phone blows up. It's absolutely nuts!
Whoever invented that charging port at the bottom of the mouse probably got the idea when removing their buttplug.
Got my first PC in 91. My flatmates all went apple Mac. They were not happy when they realised I could configure my machine any way I wanted while they needed to get permission from Apple support to adjust their screen brightness. If the people supplying my multi-thousand dollar computing device get to dictate how I use it then it's just a very expensive lease agreement. Apple need to design more streamlined products in order to make it easier to stick em where the sun don't shine.😊
Yes, I don't know why Apple don't simply declare their devices are really just rentals until they refuse to support them any more.
The funniest thing is that this isnt even a parody 😅 Great vid Sam!
*Giving you less.*
*Charging you more.*
_- Apple_
It literally is a parody.
@@mvmlego1212How can it be a parody where literally every fact presented is true?
@@Mernom -- The concrete things that Apple has done with their product lines are true; it's the way that it's framed (a feel-good corporate promo that Apple definitely wouldn't write about itself) that makes it a parody.
My favourate unnovation is the one where they put a data line that goes directly to the CPU right next to a power line in a connector directly underneath the keyboard so that if so much as a droplet of liquid gets in there it'll fry the CPU.
Rossmann repair group fan detected.
@@SensSwordThe bigger the blob, the better the job...
How else are they supposed to maximize profits for their shareholders?
@@dayjeremy With making quality products, to convince people with other phone brands to change to them?! But looks like they have a different strategy. Looks like they want to get rid of customers as fast as possible.
@@nichderjeniche No, no, that's how you get things like people using their fridge and toaster from 1957 until now.
That might be sustainable. Can't have that _and_ ever increasing quarterly profits
Just sent this to my favorite Apple polisher. Predictable response. Mission accomplished.
He says you look like a pedo. I stood up for you. I said, "At least he's an Android pedo."
I was at Microcenter just before Christmas and asked a staff member about a particular product. As hes searching to see if they had what i was interested in the Apple mouse died and he had to move to an adjacent computer to finish thr search. I couldnt help but chuckle. What better scenario could that possibly happen
Apple: World's best unnovator of hardware.
Google: World's best unnovator of the internet.
But apple silicon is the opposite of “univation” legit one of the first 3nm process computer chips and the M series are some of the first ARM based processors
@@Zembie1First ARM based processors? Really? We have had those since the 1980s...
To be fair, the M chips are legit awesome. Too bad they only work with fuggin Mac and osX/macOS. Even Linux doesn't work on that shit, tho there is a project...
@@Zembie1 Unnovation and innovation are two different processes so your use of the word "But" doesn't make sense. A company can do both.
There's a technical term for how companies become like that: Enshittification. Look it up.
Give it a couple more unnovations, and you will purchase an empty box. Charging 3,000 bucks, and it takes courage to do so. Other manufacturers will follow and the e-waste problem will be solved.
Digital phone only, you buy a new phone for 3000$ from your current phone and it gets upgraded
new iphones will just be OS updates, because it's a miracle they didn't start charging money for OS updates until now
@@Ted_Kenzoku Great, it's people like you giving Apple the ideas, which make them the "great" company it is. =)
@@A1stardanshhh... Don't give Tim ideas 🤫
No no, you'll purchase an NFT image of an empty box, duh.
Thanks for posting this. I thought I was the only one who observed that tech companies like Apple constantly make arbitrary design changes to their products --- often taking away beneficial functions --- for no goddamn reason. Watching this was a reassuring breath of fresh air.
"Why think different when you can just not think at all?"
I felt that.
Hilarious, but also sad. My favorite unnovation would have to be when they changed the home button to a fake button that used software to simulate button presses. Then the kicker was it was made of glass. I tried to fix one for someone and I replaced the “button” with a new one but it was software locked by Apple and in order for them to unlock it they had to replace the whole screen and button again for a small charge of $129.99…
Apple will do that bcoz people like u think apple if a symbol for luxury and style and shiwofff😅
@@AJ-zv7ng he fixed it for someone else, presumably, though
It's apple... If you want it then pay for it! Smart people buy Asian devices what last over 6 years without scratches or cracks, and should a accident happen the repair is in the area of 20 usd or 50 for a new screen, what's all better than Apple! And takes less than max. A day...
Please be happy to pay more with our western politics. Pay more and get less.
I'm smart I pay less and get more
I see this one as a legit improvement. The fake buttons don't tend to wear out and break nearly as much as the old mechanical ones do, they feel much nicer to push, and they're perfectly waterproof because after all it's just solid class. I don't hesitate to grab my phone when my hands are wet. I would never have done that with an older phone. Win win win.
@@AJ-zv7ng NOt just that. It actually works. I had Imac for 12 years .. no issues. Got imac pro few years ago it will probbaly outlast me. MY iphone 6 plus i was using for 7 years and only upgraded to 12 pro max.. still on 12 and will nto chnage soon. When there issue we go to Apple and they quikcly fix, like give us new phone , or fix damage. .. And yes software is the best, it actually WORKS. My days when i had to cut holes in my old win 98 tower to stop win from freeing are far over and i never look back. to go on win. In other words im too poor to buy none-Apple cheap products that need to be repurchased every year. or 2
Remember when they just decided to invert the scroll wheel on all their computers for no reason despite it literally making zero sense by any metric and making every IT worker, or general person who has to jump between multiple machines and OSs life miserable?
Or when they renamed the Alt key to "option" even though that takes longer to say, is more liable to verbal misunderstandings, and they end up printing both names on the key anyway half the time so like what was the fricking point?
"We downgraded our CEO"
The whole video was excellent, but this line just killed me !🤣
This could not be a more accurate depiction of not just Apple, but all modern tech companies.
My fav unnovating is how Apple is aggressively trying to prevent sideloading apps from 3rd party stores. Just let people have the damn option and make your OS more secure.
Buy Apple and get scammed like no other.
I mean, the whole security thing also completely falls apart when you consider that adding the *option* to sideload doesn't mean that everyone suddenly *has to* sideload.
And those defending apple somehow think they'll be forced to side load apps when this gets added.
@@OleJanssen It's about money and control and nothing else.
@@fredrickbambino Most people are complete retards when it comes to technology, especially IPhone users, so they buy into whatever bs Crapple is telling them.
"... we downgraded our CEO."
Didn't have a choice about that one. 😢
Steve Jobs downgraded himself from alive by ignoring medical science. Quite the unnovator!
If corporations have no competition, they inevitably stagnate while we pay more for less
Old School operating system analogy I heard decades ago: "Windows is an electric shaver, Linux is a straight razor, and Apple is a bowling pin."
I also remember old MacBooks. They were prime example of reparability. Everything easy accessed and that… touch of servicing aesthetics. Opening those things was a pleasure.
They became obsessed with form over function and making everything ultra thin, so it needed to use all this custom hardware, which meant it could get thinner, which meant losing all the ports, which meant the dongles, etc etc. I love my work M1 MBP, thing is an absolute beast, but I’d never pay that kind of money for my own device. My company paid for it lol, and I won’t ever have to fix anything.
The G3 Pismo was perfect.
I can absolutely understand making the macbook air all about being slim. That's the whole shtick with it. It's supposed to be super light, like air.
But the normal and especially the pro should be upgradable. Pro implies prosumer, someone who might do video editing, or rendering, or music production on it. The creatator side has always been a big part of the userbase. Because stuff just worked.
@@HappyBeezerStudiosIsn't rendering literally the only use for MACs?
Since the OS has terrible compatibility issues making them ill suited to general purpose use
Yeah I used my non-retina 2012 MBP for like 8 years. Tore it apart and put it back together several times to replace faulty (but easily fixable and acquirable) parts.
This video is better than a bunch of "Tech Channels" that create hype for "New" tech products and NEVER question how society will deal with e-waste.
At the same time, Apple has the audacity to say they care about the environment while create even more unrepairable products.
Their customer base does a lot of virtue signalling, which includes pretending to care for the environment, and so apple pretends as well to care about that. People who repair apple products have commented on the amount of waste they produce using apple parts, with packaging and what not. It's the side customers don't see, so apple doesn't care.
Glad that you pointed that out. From some of these channels, the levels of just flat out promoting a company are insane.. take all the recent tech youtuber and car youtuber videos about the Cybertruck. nothing but praise... even though issues have already been made public.
Yes. Apple needs to be held accountable for all the e-waste they produce and the tactics they use to require customers to constantly replace their products every year or two.
@@ProbablyLyingThere's more money in being a shill than in pointing out valid problems, unfortunately.
@@ProbablyLying Issues are 100% expected on the very first launch of a new product line, so people are more forgiving of fuckups, because it's a brand new product line, the company would have failed to hire proper advisors _somewhere_ and missed _something_ major and seemingly obvious.
It could be worse. The Cybertrucks could be catching fire.
Give it a few model years for all the negatives to be found, and for the company to have the time and money to correct issues, and fail to do so, and you can be as nitpicky as you like.
You missed a big one. So, I know someone who had the original iPhone and used it for years. Then one day Apple pushed a firmware update that was not compatible with her phone. Now, you might expect that a company would test to see if their software works on hardware they themselves sold, but not Apple! Her phone still technically worked, but it became so slow that every action took well over a minute. That was when she moved away from Apple and went to Microsoft for PC and Google for phone.
Another big one is that Apple implemented "features" that brick newer phones if you replace the battery. So not only do they use malicious updates to try and force you to buy newer phones they also prevent you from repairing the newer phones.
Perfect.
Humor, mockery and parody must be some of the best things that humanity with the right to free expression has.
There you go. Apple's business model explained in simple terms. Kudos 👏
I'm so old I can remember the Unnovation from back in 2013 when they quietly banned & removed all the apps that let you use your camera flash as a flashlight - just weeks before they added the 'Flashlight' lockscreen button feature to their next iOS update.
Yet still no calculator on ipads, solely because Jobs thought the calculator in the first ipad wasn’t aesthetically pleasing.
You nailed it on why I hate A--le (The will give you a warning if you write that on their boards, no not ”hate”, but their company name). Each new generation ofA--le products gives a small advantage like greater speed, and at least one disadvantage, like your favourite apps stop working or the removal of a port.
My least favourite unnovate is the removal of ports, cant decide whether the removal of the standars USB port on their Macbooks or the removal of the headphone socket is the worst. No matter what, you will run out of battery on something when on the road, your mouse, your headphones or your Macbook.
Wait, can you tell me about the Apple warning thing you mentioned?
Man, I love tech companies. They always have consumer-friendly solutions in mind to make things more affordable and convenient for the masses!
Though seriously... the "we downgraded our CEO" part had me laughing XD
I love the unnavative remove of the headphones jack. It's such a great unfeature
Just don't buy apple.
My phone has a headphone jack.
@@nichderjeniche nah ... I don't need to buy apple to have their unnavative features. Thanks to them, all flagship phones from every brand (?) have that amazing unfeature 🥰 wohoo
@@diogoandrade6894that's not true. Again you just buy the wrong brands.
There's more than Samsung, apple and Xiaomi
@@nichderjeniche dude you're missing the point forget it
@@diogoandrade6894 alright, keep buying Samsung and continue complaining... 🤪
stopping you from upgrading your pc isnt a feature, its a unnivation
courage
Why you have windows xp???
@@conorrennard8628Because there is nothing better. That is the final upgrade!
I don't particularly hate Apple, but this "Best Unnovator" video is flawless. Congratulations, Sam!
Capitalism breeds Unnovation
Socialism removes breads.
Capitalism breeds innovation followed by massive unnovation once the originaly innovating company has a near monopoly
Capitalism also breeds innovation, so I don’t see your point.
@@max7971 *Insert missed the joke meme*
This video gives me so much nostalgia for like 2012 UA-cam.
Whats especially funny is that the content would make perfect sense even back then.
I like to think that 2012 would have been horrified by the idea of losing the headphone jack and having to pay $129 for earbuds with the same sound quality they used to get for free.
@@Dpmt non removable batteries, planned obsolescence, iPhone 4 couldnt get signal if you held it in your palm.
Plenty of unnovetion if you ask me.
@@illliiiiillliii6265 The classic Steve Jobs "you're holding it wrong"
People like to give Tim Cook s*** and claim Steve Jobs was better. Steve Jobs was not better.
The classic move of deciding to let one of their early computer models constantly overheat, because the inclusion of a vent wasn't 'aesthetic' enough.
Or to have their system save every single document type *slightly* different from a PC - so that if you ever have to share things between there's a higher chance of file corruption just because they felt like it.
someone once said that every business is basically "psychopathic" and Apple is the prime example of pushing exactly what makes a business psychopathic to the absolute extreme.
Then it was ruined with standardised formatting that even Microsoft embraced. 😉
Thanks apple, for sending the entire industry back 20 years
Very well said. Same thing is done for camera quality. Old phones had less megapixels with better lense, newer ones just reverse. Taking consumer for a ride...
Sam never disappoints :D
he doesn't unnovate
Sometimes Samtime sums up my boring time😂
Apple likes to make existing things with less useful characteristics and call it innovation.
The trackpad is an example
Apple was (I think) the first to mix the left and right buttons, you can't click both at the same time, they did the same with the Mac's mouse.
And the worst thing is some companies were imitating that.
What buttons? They got rid of the touchpad buttons. They made the arrow keys teeny-tiny, got rid of the home and end keys. You'd think we could at least get a touchscreen out of the deal.
My Dell has a singular touchpad but the left-right buttons are still independent under the singular thing, and still mechanical. Granted its a bit old, a humble Inspiron 15, but hey, still usable
One of the best laptop designs (and not by Apple) was the trackpoint. The nipple. And that was IBM, when they still made consumer devices. You could move the cursor without having to take the hands of the typing position. Combined with mouse buttons directly below the spacebar and you don't even need a touchpad. It's like a keyboard that can also fully navigate the mouse.
@@HappyBeezerStudios hmmm, maybe for small movements, but I never was a big fan of that miniature "joystick" slapped in the middle of the keyboard
@@username7763 Well at least the insert and delete keys work - oh wait, no they don't. But who needs to edit anything when you're using a mac? When you have a mac, you can just type gibberish and smugly assume that other people who can't figure it out are inferior.
3D TOUCH ---> normal screen
Apple Watch 4 battery --> Apple Watch 5 battery lasting 30% less than the old one
iPhone shapes --> rounded to squared / squared to rounded / rounded to squared /starting to go rounded again
120hz screen on iPhone 13 Pro --> iPhone 14 / 15 staying at 60hz
Sam, hoping that you are well, your videos are hilarious !! keep it up and thanks for all !!
My favorite unnovation is removing all of the connectivity options on MacBooks. I love having to carry a dongle with me everywhere I go.
The pinnacle of "Unnovation" is when you sell cheap disposable products that are uneconomical to fix when they break, as a Luxury brand at sky high prices.
It's a lot like buying a Ferrari which you take to the scrap yard when you get a puncture, or a Rolex that you pop in the bin when the winding spring snaps. You know "disposable luxury " or "unnovation"
It's nice to see that they finally reached the pinnacle of unnovation that finally enabled them to reach their actual goal - the pinnacle of innovation in predatory business practices.
you forgot to mention "you begged and forced us to move to USB-C because its faster, well we did it AND we took the speed away"
Here's how I "renovate". I have a 2008 iMac that can be persuaded to run High Sierra, but doesn't have the memory capacity to do it right, a 2008 Power Mac Xeon 16GB RAM that runs High Sierra nicely, both of which I bought refurbed, and have been using since 2012 or so, nearly 12 years. I've another iMac circa 2016 that I won't upgrade past Mojave. I use lots of open source software, and still manage to keep up with what I need. I figure that when the time comes to buy a newer machine, six years from now, I'll get myself some ARM equipment from 2024 so I can stay software-current, more or less. I've saved myself so much dough over the past 12 years that I can afford to splurge a little, one last time. This is how I deal with Apple "unnovation". The satire in this video is completely charming..
"We downgraded our CEO" HAHAHAHAHA
Do you know that there was a reason that Steve Jobs wasn’t CEO anymore right?
Technically, they upgraded their CEO. Apple is now making much more money.
I do like Tim. I think overall he’s done a great job.
@@Zembie1because he earned billions of senseless bucks and not invested them in needed medical researches?
My biggest gripe is related, the retreat back into the walled garden. With the switch to Intel, there was a lot more openness about the earlier laptops. Bootcamp, bung Linux on it or whatever. But they've seemed to forget that that walled garden nearly cost them it all in the 90's and they're rushing back to it without a second thought.
Yes. I made an iPhone my primary for the first time ever a couple years back and was shocked at the amount of garbage in the app store. For being "walled", it sure does suck. I don't expect everything to be free like Android users used to, but it's nearly impossible to find "best in class" apps unless you do a separate Google search. I love my M1 Mac Mini, but if it didn't allow me to install software from outside the junky app store, I'm not sure I'd love it so much. On the Mini, I struggled to find a good audio player similar to Media Monkey and still really haven't. Don't talk to me about the pathetic built-in Music app.
wtf is bung, did you mean bing
@@Shvetsario put, throw, dump, place, ....
My phone recently slid, face down, off the top of an asphalt roof onto another roof, bounced off a rock and into a creek. It was $200. It takes 50 MP photos. The battery lasts a week of rigorous use. It is totally fine. It is not an iPhone. 😂
My last several Macbook Pro purchases were 2nd hand in the last few years. My flagship laptop for editing music is my 2014 15" MBp to this day. Bought it cash from a stranger on a supermarket parking a hazy morning in 2020. He drove an Audi so I knew he just selling it to clean up shelves and not to take advantage of me. Had it cleaned up once in 4 years with ultrasounds. Works like a charm. Its display is still more wonderful than on my Tab S8 from Samsung. Im glad I watched Rossman video on which MBp to buy at the time and caught Apple on its last unnovation-free breath.
I hoard those old Macs.
Sam, you have some serious talent to come up with this stuff! ‘Un-unnovate’ 😂
I experienced this unnovation: they lock your phone like you're a thief then demand the original receipt. I guess I don't have to worry about it getting stolen because it's of no use to me anymore.
Wait, who demanded a receipt? The phone? Lol.
@@roflBeck Apple. They shut down the AppleID I created when moving the phone to a new account, then said I had to present the receipt to be able to get around this.
Did you buy it used?
People who work at apple will actually sell unlocking services unofficially for a few hundred euros. So it's not even a security thing. It does nothing to prevent stolen phones being resold since the phone thieves has insider deals to unlock the stolen devices. It only harms honest users.
That mouse is a joke in and of itself 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Charge it when heavy work if you want to burst laughing
I like how Tim Apple smiling silently judging the sheep.
Apple has become the best money moving role model company from customer account to Apple account.
Don't forget that they also take 30% from the money users sent to app developers, and they keep remaining 70% for a month before delivering them to app devs (which allows them to use that money for stock market speculation in the meanwhile).
At what point does it just constitute money laundering and nothing else?
I love how they took Cover Flow out of iTunes for no reason. I guess it looked too nice and people liked it too much.
“We downgraded our CEO”. I almost spat out my lunch with that one. 👍
This has to be one of your best videos.
"We downgraded or CEO"
This perfectly sums up Apple business practices. Do one for how they screw developers with fees and their steal their tech once its good enough/popular.
😂 gets better and better.
Watching the frustration at work with the mouse of stupidity is the most entertaining part of the day 😂
Whenever I see a magic mouse upside down, charging, I picture in my head a roach that is stuck on it's back, unable to get back up lol.
They even made the lines outside their stores disappear.
Because every company innovates, but to unnovate takes Courage!
Think Different ❌ Buy Different ✅
Great apple motto,
" here in apple we love giving you less, but we love charging you more".
"Why think different when you can not think at all"
gold
You do, however, have to admit that they do keep innovating new ways to present old techs as new, and "same-as-last-gen" as "all new", and actually get people to believe them.
I’m an apple fan, but I watched a recent video summarizing their iPhone 15 event and I scoffed at them presenting the USB C as a move they’re doing now and how they’ve been upgrading their products with usb c for years! As if it was something they wanted to do all along.
Their product is a sense of status. People happy to be exploited if they’re convinced a competitor product would make them appear inferior to other people.
@@SigFigNewton it’s definitely less about that and more about receiving value from the features and the ecosystem. I’ve never been forced to buy an apple product. I gifted and received apple products this Christmas. Each of us sat down and looked over the features and were amazed, especially me, at how well everything synced up and how well each of the products “talked” to each other. From a phone, to the watch, to AirPods, they work so, so well together.
@@thecapone45 super easy, like connecting my $15 wireless earbuds. Somehow I doubt I’ll have to replace them ten times as often as AirPods. Goin strong
Also getting people to rave over the latest brand new features - which PC and Android users have been using as standard for 5+ years.
I’ve been waiting for that “the old new….” Hahaha thank you for always bringing a big smile Sam
I know😂😂😂😂
“Charging stupid”. Hahaha. Funny
Tim Cook is standing there at that presentation like Justin Hammer in Iron Man II, knowing he will never have the sexappeal of a Steve Jobs
I'm sure the EU could find a justification to bring back these features
it's called common sense.
Ah yes ur gonna bring back the headphone jack bro why u so dumb 💀
Just stop buying Apple.
I mean, they've already forced the adoption of USB-C, they've set a deadline to allow sideloading, and another deadline to adopt user replaceable batteries which is great.
@@alanharper23 If only they made Apple pay some tax too...! But let's not get ahead of ourselves I guess.
.... aaand people still buys these products for thousands of dollars! This one really hits apple Sam, great job as always! The preview photo is the best, because this magic mouse was truly a "think different" idea from Apple. How they couldn't stopped it? The solution was so simple but they love making things different, right?
At least nobody stops you from buying from other companies
@@nickplays2022 no but unfortunately when the majority of consumers blindly make bad choices regularly then that does impact intelligent consumers. Whether that's seeing Apple cause an exponential spike in the prices of high-end flagship devices or the removal of standard features like a 3.5mm audio jack...people like yourself who continue to choose poorly actually negatively impact life for the rest of us because unfortunately for people like me, people like you are the majority.
@@beowulf1417 Yes. Apple does it, and by golly Samsung has to follow. Samsung phones had a headphone jack and micro SD slot forever, plus more affordable beautiful high-end devices that included nice corded earbuds. Now Samsung is on the no accessories train and competing with Apple for ultra high prices.
@@beowulf1417except buying from other companies *isnt* a poor choice.
@@beowulf1417and then laughably try to defend their purchases, because it's not about the device they bought to carry out a task. It's about being seen with apple products.
Apple - When you have extra money to spend but not extra brain cells to think. Apple.
You could say charging stupidly is one of our special talents 😂😂
Watching this on my MacBook Air with no USB-A ports, so I have to use an adapter to plug anything in!
Apple girl at work has adapters for HDMI, often they fail to work and she keeps hassling me to fix it. Get a normal laptop with a real full size port. Thin looks great but then you have to use it.
Imagine using USB-A 🤢
@Zembie1 It's nice to have it in case you need it. I use it for USB sticks to upload a fresh install of Windows or Linux with every new laptop.
Otherwise, USB Type C ports.
@@Zembie1 Most mice and keyboards still use it.
I saw this coming and started transitioning from USB-A to USB-C early last year. Every cable I’ve bought in the past year has been USB-C. I also picked up a couple of those USB-A to USB-C gender converters.
Innovation lies at the heart of most corporations. The thing to take away from that is "lies" and innovation in the sense of how can we get more of your money for less and less effort.
"Apple: Just buy a new one." That really is perfect.
The genius thing about un-unnovation is that you can unnovate the same feature yet again!
MacBook Pro combo headphone jack used to also have mini-TOSLINK support; the same 3,5 mm port for headphones also had optical. That was dope.
Cool. I had forgotten about mini TOSLINK.
It's not an entirely unheard of thing, so far I've had that in one motherboard (the rest had a normal Toslink), a Sony Minidisc player and a Creative SoundblasterX G6 (that one has two, one input and one output). But it's far from being a default, and surely a pleasant addition.
@@krzysztofczarnecki8238And it was so... convenient, and cool. I get optical is a niche, but such a form-factor execution is just, aaah 🤌🤌
This is Sam's finest work.
This is the trend for many monopolistic businesses now. Screw the customer, take more money.
Great video! I can’t help but think that the butterfly keyboard should have been mentioned here 😂