If Humans Had Apple Intelligence

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @smetljesm2276
    @smetljesm2276 Місяць тому +502

    Incredible how many of these new features are solutions in search of a problem or just restarting an action we already use perfectly well in a different way.

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka Місяць тому +28

      Just a classic case of Apple reinventing the apple

    • @Delta-Velocity
      @Delta-Velocity Місяць тому +22

      @@pvshka This isn't just apple its all of big tech right now.

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka Місяць тому +7

      @@Delta-Velocity agreed

    • @rick_terscale1111
      @rick_terscale1111 Місяць тому +3

      So true!

    • @Denvermorgan2000
      @Denvermorgan2000 Місяць тому +6

      They are fixing a problem that doesn’t kind of exist…

  • @lexdavies3656
    @lexdavies3656 Місяць тому +371

    Seriously that shot with the restaurant menu in full eyeline of the photo snapper is just peak apple

    • @VPuffy
      @VPuffy Місяць тому +9

      But you can get to know about the restaurant's reviews though. Although you can just use any android phone or just download Google lens on your iPhone which can do a much better job cuz its Google 😂😂

    • @WebToolkit
      @WebToolkit Місяць тому +20

      What's doubly stupid is it works on the assumption that the restaurant has the menu up to date on the website. Often the menu on the website is massively out of date, so you have to look at the physical menu anyway.

    • @IIARROWS
      @IIARROWS Місяць тому +2

      @@WebToolkit I've never seen the online menu out of date. Especially when more and more don't even have physical menus, unless you explicitly ask.
      Unless they have specialty daily offers, which are going to tell you.
      And of course the physical menu is out of date, because they don't bother to update it.
      Also, Apple is not going to give you an update menu, because (spoiler alert) they just do a quick Google search centred on your position and get the online menu.

    • @danieltatar7575
      @danieltatar7575 Місяць тому +5

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@IIARROWS May I ask which country (or if the US, which state) are you from?
      Travelling around in Europe I've seen plenty of places with 4-5 years old online menus, but never heard of a physical menu being out of date.
      I've also only encountered online menu by default in very busy bars / fast food places in cities (where they expect things to get messy), or tourist-baits (where using your phone = cool somehow).

    • @IIARROWS
      @IIARROWS Місяць тому

      @@danieltatar7575 Italy, but I don't think it matters.
      The physical menu can be out of date (not talking about franchise) because they change specials or depending on the fresh ingredients and such.

  • @sarmadgulzar
    @sarmadgulzar Місяць тому +401

    "We peaked at pregnant man" LMAO

    • @Fakyp
      @Fakyp Місяць тому +8

      i took a look at moments before watching the full video, and this comment got me so confused. I didn't even now that was a emoji (or it existed)

    • @DoYouLikeMyHandle
      @DoYouLikeMyHandle Місяць тому

      Yeah it's effectively woke porn. It actually gave my youngest son nightmares.😠

    • @Red_Twizzler
      @Red_Twizzler Місяць тому

      and we replaced a real gun with a squirt gun. Pregnant men are real, and guns are obviously fake

    • @theikedabstudios
      @theikedabstudios Місяць тому

      Lmao

    • @danispringer
      @danispringer Місяць тому

      that's what happens when you have a fkn gay for a CEO

  • @JCB-Distribution
    @JCB-Distribution Місяць тому +139

    'what if I want to rewrite an email to my friends in the form of a poem, easy don't write your friends an email in the form of a poem or or else you won't have any friends' Mr Tucker this has to be one of your best videos this year. Congratulations.

    • @AkhilStark267
      @AkhilStark267 Місяць тому +11

      Right?😂 who writes e-mails to friends?

    • @MrDecessus
      @MrDecessus Місяць тому +2

      What's a friend anyway?

    • @MikeSchmidt969
      @MikeSchmidt969 17 днів тому +2

      I had to pause the video after this one. I was laughing too hard.

  • @ashishstanley
    @ashishstanley Місяць тому +160

    Sam Tucker
    ~Artificial Employee

  • @jacksonburger2081
    @jacksonburger2081 Місяць тому +108

    That man taking the photo of the dog was hilarious even in the ad.

    • @MrDecessus
      @MrDecessus Місяць тому

      Ask the human, who probably has no idea either what kind of do it is. Outside some basic breeds.

    • @jacksonburger2081
      @jacksonburger2081 Місяць тому +1

      @@MrDecessus id rather take my chances with asking a human then bending down, taking out my phone, and taking a picture of their crotch.

    • @dieseldragon6756
      @dieseldragon6756 Місяць тому +8

      I think the one way this could be levelled up further is the bloke taking the photo of the dog, and Apple „Intelligence“ then popping up a prompt that simply says _„This object appears to be: Dog.“_ 🤖🐶😋

    • @ameybirulkar7503
      @ameybirulkar7503 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@dieseldragon6756😂😂😂

    • @noneofyourbusiness4294
      @noneofyourbusiness4294 22 дні тому +2

      ​@@MrDecessuswhenever it's a mixed breed you'll get it's "Name any popular breed mixed with... something"
      I still have no idea what one of my friend's dog is composed of. Don't care though, it's an idiotic ball of fluff and love

  • @_nicetunes2790
    @_nicetunes2790 Місяць тому +126

    That's the best takes on the real world relevance of those AI promises by big tech, I've seen yet.

  • @RayLawrence-p1w
    @RayLawrence-p1w Місяць тому +29

    Normally, Samtime's videos are just comedic (however true they are). But this is actually a really profound question as to if AI makes us more productive or just lazier.
    Thanks for finding a laugh in anything, Sam!

    • @firecat6666
      @firecat6666 Місяць тому +1

      How is it lazy to learn an entirely new way to do things you already know how to do? Now you'll have two different ways-that take roughly the same amount of time-to accomplish the exact same results! It's like... PEAK PRODUCTIVITY!

    • @darksidegryphon5393
      @darksidegryphon5393 Місяць тому

      I have seen arguments for both.

    • @darksidegryphon5393
      @darksidegryphon5393 Місяць тому

      ​@@firecat6666 what is technology, but ways for us to be lazier?

    • @firecat6666
      @firecat6666 Місяць тому

      @@darksidegryphon5393 Well, some people prefer to do more with the same amount of time/effort. Or do the same with less/time effort. But I prefer to do less with less time/effort!

    • @RayLawrence-p1w
      @RayLawrence-p1w Місяць тому +2

      @darksidegryphon5393 That is true, but most technology at least improves the speed at which we get things done, I.e. Cars, aircraft, dishwashers, and 3D printers, whereas Apple Intelligence does a lot of things that people could do, while taking only marginally quicker.

  • @bumblingberry
    @bumblingberry Місяць тому +25

    I love how the sell is "this is how you do this thing in a way that shows you don't care about it", I am sure the recipient will enjoy that.

  • @LokiBeckonswow
    @LokiBeckonswow Місяць тому +94

    this channel is the reason i get up in the morning, thank you samtime

  • @richardstork
    @richardstork Місяць тому +4

    Your channel is pure gold

  • @ego-lay_atman-bay
    @ego-lay_atman-bay Місяць тому +31

    The fact that I keep seeing phone companies pride themselves with the fact that you can tell your phone to set an alarm by either speaking verbally or typing , even though the alarms app is stupidly easy to use, is kind of stupid. Guess what, I never use siri or google assistant, and I'm able to set my alarms every week without them.

    • @darksidegryphon5393
      @darksidegryphon5393 Місяць тому +4

      I don't even need a phone for that. If I want, I can simply use my grandma's alarm clock. Or randomly wake up at 6. Or go full caveman and keep the window open.

  • @liaschim
    @liaschim Місяць тому +49

    "Built for Apple Intelligence" is the most truthful Apple marketing point, to be fair

    • @CodedEnough
      @CodedEnough Місяць тому

      And Apple intelligence ain’t even out yet, and when it does come out it’s gonna be useless

    • @creeper6530
      @creeper6530 Місяць тому

      Not a high bar

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 Місяць тому +741

    We don't need artificial intelligence, we need to improve from our natural stupidity.

    • @SupraSav
      @SupraSav Місяць тому +41

      Common sense still isn't common, it would seem.

    • @hatsunemiku9323
      @hatsunemiku9323 Місяць тому

      Its not natural stupidity, good man, its just that there are many stupid and idiotic people out there who don't use their head and are instead; just blind and deaf.

    • @Pixlewatchtoo
      @Pixlewatchtoo Місяць тому +11

      Uncommon sense 😢

    • @smallbutdeadly931
      @smallbutdeadly931 Місяць тому +8

      Rare sense 🤔

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 Місяць тому +9

      Problem is a lot of people still use the TV and YT to do all their thinking for them.

  • @VernL4
    @VernL4 Місяць тому +14

    I loved the quiet little "false advertising" remark @ 0:35. That pretty much sums up what Apple has become.

  • @JiubeiKibagami
    @JiubeiKibagami 29 днів тому +1

    "...you choose to scroll on your phone! ....I tried!" that got me! Hahahahaha...

  • @longtom
    @longtom Місяць тому +30

    One of your best I have to say!

  • @JohnnnyJohn
    @JohnnnyJohn Місяць тому +210

    Apple Intelligence is an oxymoron.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Місяць тому +6

      if it's not her dog then it can be yours🤣

    • @swiftrealm
      @swiftrealm Місяць тому

      Actually, just a moron.

    • @Systematiclol
      @Systematiclol Місяць тому +1

      Whos a moron?

    • @YeahTheMitchs
      @YeahTheMitchs Місяць тому

      @@SystematiclolThat’s got nothing to do with the definition.

    • @Ison2882
      @Ison2882 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@YeahTheMitchsI might be crazy, but I think it was a joke :O

  • @foxyfoxfilms
    @foxyfoxfilms Місяць тому +2

    1:47 omg. Sam is so funny. Like in every video, some thing he says almost definitely makes me laugh. It’s a true gift.

    • @microsoftman4566
      @microsoftman4566 3 дні тому

      Bro this guy makes me die from laughter, I can't believe I've gone years without him, i just discovered his channel and I already am watching alot of his videos

  • @___David__
    @___David__ Місяць тому +325

    *Disclaimer: Organic Intelligence availability differs from region to region and requires a lifetime subscription to Brain™️. Organic Intelligence is currently unavailable in the United States of America.*

    • @tochimclaren
      @tochimclaren Місяць тому +8

      😂

    • @timbuktu-g9s
      @timbuktu-g9s Місяць тому +3

      👍🏻🤭😂😂

    • @jfftck
      @jfftck Місяць тому +22

      I would say about half of the units are not operating correctly.

    • @M4cintoshSE
      @M4cintoshSE Місяць тому

      @@jfftckrestart to get the security update

    • @thejackimonster9689
      @thejackimonster9689 Місяць тому +9

      @@jfftck Depends on whether the units are metric.

  • @betruly7894
    @betruly7894 Місяць тому +14

    So well said Sam !!!👏👏

  • @Chopper153
    @Chopper153 Місяць тому +157

    Some humans already have apple intelligence in their brains. They're known as "iSheeps".

    • @o_s-24
      @o_s-24 Місяць тому +17

      It's sheep. The word sheep is already plural, so sheeps is not correct. The singular for that by the way would be shoop

    • @mzr9710
      @mzr9710 Місяць тому +7

      @@o_s-24 you sometimes got to get that daily basic english mistake while calling someone dumb, but what do you expect of people engaging in these phone wars lol

    • @mobarakjama5570
      @mobarakjama5570 Місяць тому +5

      @@mzr9710 That pfp tho 😭😭

    • @chuchuokeke
      @chuchuokeke Місяць тому +2

      Yh.. They need apple to switch them on before they realize they're intelligent

    • @MS-ql8ek
      @MS-ql8ek Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @waynestewart1919
    @waynestewart1919 Місяць тому +2

    Absolutely perfect satire! Definitley subscribing.

  • @savagepro9060
    @savagepro9060 Місяць тому +36

    If Humans Had Apple Intelligence, we would all be stuck in a JAM, at a Diddy party!

  • @ElJosher
    @ElJosher Місяць тому +2

    Bro the restaurant menu bit killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @Cesar33-pl
    @Cesar33-pl Місяць тому +2

    Another great 👍 video Sam. Your channel is so underrated! Keep the good work!

  • @morciego
    @morciego Місяць тому +10

    We peaked at pregnant man 😂😂

  • @stulawson
    @stulawson Місяць тому +13

    😆I think they misinterpreted the mantra "Keep It Simple, Stupid" and instead went with "Keep them Simple and Stupid"

    • @natchu96
      @natchu96 27 днів тому +1

      The result often feels more like complicated and stupid.
      Didn't we have GUI and buttons in the first place to avoid having to type lines of words to order the computer to do stuff?

  • @jropeways
    @jropeways Місяць тому +12

    4:26 Books xD

    • @Juice8767
      @Juice8767 Місяць тому

      That got me too 😆

  • @RUBBER_BULLET
    @RUBBER_BULLET Місяць тому +41

    Too many people want to be infantilised, and those that don't will have it slowly forced upon them.

    • @lawrencemanning
      @lawrencemanning Місяць тому +8

      It’s interesting ain’t it. Folks laughed at the AI Pin, but this is basically the same, wrapped up in some polish. But fundamentally it’s *exactly the same*.

  • @MetalicONE
    @MetalicONE Місяць тому +14

    OMG, you had me laughing the entire video, I love you and your brand of humor :-) you’re the best!

  • @stampedetrail2003
    @stampedetrail2003 Місяць тому +5

    1:09 had me in hysterics

  • @pghoston
    @pghoston Місяць тому +4

    😂😂 we peaked at pregnant man!

  • @miroslavmilan
    @miroslavmilan Місяць тому +4

    This was a good one, Sam. You’ve really outdone yourself 😅

  • @KaiSong-vv7wh
    @KaiSong-vv7wh Місяць тому

    Ouh SAM, you roast them all: How to write an email. How to write a cover letter. How one might not deserve a job. Priceless.

  • @vdochev
    @vdochev Місяць тому +1

    The scientology bridge killed me! 🤣

  • @DreamCodeLove
    @DreamCodeLove Місяць тому +13

    If you lack intelligence, go buy apple intelligence.

    • @CodedEnough
      @CodedEnough Місяць тому +1

      For $1000 USD

    • @Hellodude62627
      @Hellodude62627 8 днів тому

      You must lack intelligence if your getting mad that people are buying from a company that you dont like

  • @AdrianCeroni
    @AdrianCeroni Місяць тому

    This is one of your best yet. So many zingers! Plus, it's good social commentary too 😅

  • @GariSullivan
    @GariSullivan Місяць тому

    A very powerful message expressed in a very funny way. Your best video yet! I am certainly going to use the term "OI". and I don't just mean to attract the attention of someone who is not paying me attention!

  • @mokanin8894
    @mokanin8894 Місяць тому +3

    Hahahha that episode cracked me up 😂

  • @McIntyresMalts
    @McIntyresMalts Місяць тому

    This is gold. Nailed it Sam.

  • @elliottrogozinski
    @elliottrogozinski Місяць тому +4

    This was great. Do this again for Google and Samsung!

  • @WojackRay
    @WojackRay Місяць тому +1

    i never miss Sam's video and this is one of the best videos. Its been 6 years I found Sam and am keeping this aussy

  • @noormuzahid9008
    @noormuzahid9008 Місяць тому

    I’m subscribing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣this is more like journalism than a comedy skit

  • @Spektralfarben-Music
    @Spektralfarben-Music Місяць тому

    Brilliant! Thanks!

  • @AnthonyThomas_Ant
    @AnthonyThomas_Ant Місяць тому

    That was a proper roasting. 👏

  • @captianmorgan7627
    @captianmorgan7627 Місяць тому +8

    Feet, the best way to find menus, apparently.

  • @Reileeen
    @Reileeen Місяць тому +2

    Thank you. This made my lough out loud.❤ I didn't for a long time.

  • @danispringer
    @danispringer Місяць тому

    The truth hurts, Sam. well done.

  • @Usulatreide
    @Usulatreide Місяць тому

    Great work. I a developer and working in IT for years. 100% agree with you 😂

  • @unixviking
    @unixviking Місяць тому

    Brilliant, as always!

  • @ajaks7636
    @ajaks7636 Місяць тому

    Excellent! Great video. Thank you. 😀

  • @Super6ix06
    @Super6ix06 Місяць тому +9

    Who needs to be intelligent when we got smart phones 😂😂😂

  • @TheRandom1212Channel
    @TheRandom1212Channel Місяць тому +13

    there's an toy robot that released 2 years ago that uses a camera to detect stuff, now they call this ai

  • @Jorvik-The-Poor
    @Jorvik-The-Poor Місяць тому

    "Do the job you're paid to do... we peaked at pregnant man..." This is definitely your best video to date! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgesos
    @georgesos Місяць тому +2

    I love how Sam doesn't allow anything to pass by without "burning" it .
    The frequency of his uploads shows how many stupid things exist.

  • @NacimZahouani
    @NacimZahouani Місяць тому

    Amazing I hear you I Feel You !!! Continue the hard work , let's keep the organic , analog effots intact ...

  • @nikhilkondapalli1430
    @nikhilkondapalli1430 10 днів тому

    I watched a lot of your videos coming in my feed but this video made me click the subscribe button!! Great work.

  • @gdutfulkbhh7537
    @gdutfulkbhh7537 Місяць тому

    Likening 'Apple Intelligence' to the price structure in the Scientology UFO Cult was most amusing. Well played, Sir.

  • @ArmandoCavanha
    @ArmandoCavanha Місяць тому +1

    Excellent!

  • @AudioYT
    @AudioYT Місяць тому +5

    Yeah no, you can't convince me Tim Cook does use any apple products privately. 😂

  • @brunosco
    @brunosco Місяць тому +1

    Asking the phone about the dog breed instead of her owner is… can't find strong enough words… But this HAD to be made fun of! And the restaurant menu, haha, good one too! I mean, the whole video…

  • @gamechep
    @gamechep Місяць тому +2

    2:09 If it's not her dog, throw a pokétmonster ball at it 😂 (lol I don't think they sue people for making comments BUT I'M NOT GONNA RISK IT)

  • @harshadpatil7824
    @harshadpatil7824 Місяць тому

    Always on point!

  • @just_mdd4
    @just_mdd4 Місяць тому +2

    I love how you look genuinely amazed in the thumbnail, lol.

  • @bruzm.1737
    @bruzm.1737 Місяць тому

    I appreciate you saying these

  • @stevenbrown8782
    @stevenbrown8782 Місяць тому

    All hail our new 'Sam the Man that Can' our Commen Sense and Critical Thinking Guru. Such innovative thought processors churning out processes that have remained obscured by the technological onslaught upon, and coupled with the utter laziness of, our nuron-lacking youth.

  • @WhiteFyre
    @WhiteFyre Місяць тому

    This was awesome! And very accurate.

  • @francoisdupont3943
    @francoisdupont3943 Місяць тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 awesome as usual 😂

  • @debankachanda
    @debankachanda Місяць тому

    This was one of your best videos.

  • @dakipro
    @dakipro Місяць тому

    I've been watching you for ten years Sam, this is one of the better ones :)

  • @glkiddo
    @glkiddo Місяць тому

    What a video, man. You made me laugh really hard. Thank you for your creativity!

  • @marcelbruinsma
    @marcelbruinsma Місяць тому +1

    One of your best. 👍

  • @sumitmenaria1
    @sumitmenaria1 Місяць тому +1

    Bro killed it😂 5:44

  • @KaloyanVelikov
    @KaloyanVelikov Місяць тому +2

    I clicked the like button a thousand times from excitement, my linux computer crashed!

  • @FURIAfdx
    @FURIAfdx Місяць тому

    Sam is the best, the funnier, and the truer tech youtube on all youtubes

  • @maximfyodorovich4489
    @maximfyodorovich4489 Місяць тому +4

    "Apple" and "Intelligence" do not belong in the same sentence.

  • @justanotheraccounthere2014
    @justanotheraccounthere2014 Місяць тому +42

    5:28 Wait if they have Organic Intelligence, why are they still scrolling on an Apple product?

    • @gmubl
      @gmubl Місяць тому +8

      Well, Apples are organic, aren’t they? 😅

    • @_icscata_
      @_icscata_ Місяць тому +1

      Because Apple products are top quality? Because they have the best reselling value?

    • @heliosgaming9895
      @heliosgaming9895 Місяць тому +7

      @@_icscata_ 🤣🤣isheep spotted

    • @_icscata_
      @_icscata_ Місяць тому +1

      @@heliosgaming9895 Apple is better and deep down you know it. 🤙🏻😎

    • @ShauryaEdited
      @ShauryaEdited Місяць тому

      @@_icscata_ yes I do yes I do

  • @KansaiSprockets
    @KansaiSprockets Місяць тому

    Bravo! Fast becoming one of my favorite channels.

  • @dune22
    @dune22 Місяць тому

    You're doing gods work.

  • @kamikakushi_
    @kamikakushi_ Місяць тому

    Hi Sam, just want to let you know that your public service announcement (this video) is great!

  • @dion411
    @dion411 Місяць тому +1

    The best 5mins 56 secs video and not sponsored funny truth on UA-cam to date 😂😂😂. Let’s gather here if you love Samtime👍

  • @electricminecrafter
    @electricminecrafter Місяць тому

    bookmarking this to win future arguments.

  • @TheDennys21
    @TheDennys21 Місяць тому

    I just discovered this channel and i love it!

  • @ChristianHernandez-cs2mu
    @ChristianHernandez-cs2mu Місяць тому +1

    😂this one was definitely on point

  • @Etorofu86
    @Etorofu86 Місяць тому

    The walking to the menu got me giggling. :D

  • @dany_fg
    @dany_fg Місяць тому +3

    "Enhance your natural intelligence with AI, no it's not doping, and no you will not become smarter."

  • @timmydrawing
    @timmydrawing Місяць тому +1

    I love that these examples were their BEST IDEAS to market Apple intelligence. The creators themselves don’t even know what to do with it, and again, it’s not even on the phone…

  • @NaiyerAsif-e4d
    @NaiyerAsif-e4d Місяць тому +2

    A lot of "Buy your mom an iPhone" level advice in this video. Well done!

  • @geolykos
    @geolykos Місяць тому

    “You’ll be able to remember the call, because you were there at the time” 😂

  • @annamariaisland1960
    @annamariaisland1960 Місяць тому +7

    Don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    • @1026JMS
      @1026JMS Місяць тому +1

      🥲🥲

    • @Compact-Disc_700mb
      @Compact-Disc_700mb Місяць тому

      Well better laugh now while you still can, until governments decide that all citizens are required to have cell phones and you are monitored by some AI 24/7.

  • @marcossouzadias8824
    @marcossouzadias8824 Місяць тому

    Amazing content thanks

  • @bufuCS
    @bufuCS Місяць тому

    i love your parodies 😂

  • @NexGen-3D
    @NexGen-3D Місяць тому

    Spot on!

  • @MTODbasics
    @MTODbasics Місяць тому

    Aspirational Intelligence. Hilarious, thank you!

  • @Europeoncamera89
    @Europeoncamera89 Місяць тому

    Best so far in years

  • @AbsolutePerspective
    @AbsolutePerspective Місяць тому

    this is one of your best videos.

  • @wishdj
    @wishdj Місяць тому +7

    Using AI features is like instead of touching your nose from the front you twist your arm from behind to touch your nose.

  • @Lumko-x9r
    @Lumko-x9r Місяць тому

    Tucker, Tucker, Tucker you 😂..."Organic Intelligence"...oh man😅😅😅, you even have an abbreviation for it 😂😂😂

  • @CarlBProfile
    @CarlBProfile Місяць тому

    We did indeed peek...Cheers