Company of Heroes, but this time we're in Vietnam
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- Опубліковано 2 гру 2018
- vale "i dont care for casualties" fisk strikes again
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#coh#memes #gaming - Ігри
i think this ai was honestly just screwing with me
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I haven’t seen the video yet but ye haha
It probably subscribed to you :D please do more btw
Sometimes its bugged, when the map is filled with buildings. Try next time on an open field...:D
You need to play the advanced powers mod for coh2, the okw faction can get gas mortars, and phosphorus flame throwers
Only true historians know that the Vietnam war was fought between the Americans and Germans
vietnam was clearly the next logical step after argentina
The Franco-Indian War was notoriously contested between the Portuguese and Bangladeshi military powers.
still can't believe that australia started the war.
not to mention Hitler's and Churchill's forbidden gay relationship...
it was a proxy war caused by the minecraft youtebers and cats, at least the public know that
Little known fact: When Germany went around the Maginot Line, they didn't just go north though Belgium, but some tried to go south and hug the Swiss-French border and sneak undetected through the woods. There they found a gas-lit lamp-post that led them to the inside of some French landowner's wardrobe in the middle of French Indochina. True story.
deserves every like it gets
Whats the reference?
Narnia.
Imagine the Wehrmacht in narnia I want to see that as a movie
@@Sniper13111 I can already see it before me: An tiger rolling over minotaurs and evil dwarfs. XD
Worlds most "intelligent" whale wages total war on the Germans in local Vietnamese rice field (2018, colorized)
Cyanide *Yes*
Hello there Saratoga
"it's not a warcrime if you're on the winning side"
Stalin is wet right now
Tragic how true that is as well
DABS IN AMERICAN WAR CRIMES
Well, I mean, not only stalin but yeah you're rightt
@@theortheo2401 nope, only stalin ever committed war crimes.
Oh and the US also executed POWs
Vale, as a former Panzer Elite main trust me, *Tank Destroyer General >> Double Panzerschreck >> Heavy Infantry Spam >> So many explosions that the frame rate goes down to 3fps.*
Were you born to compete, never retreat?
The finest luxury, 3fps!
That's nothing.
My 6 hummels do not only obliterate the enemy but also my PC
@@deeperthantheabyss624 Laughs in 30+ katyusha in CoH 2
The unit card was longer than my screen.
Warcrimes two, electricboogaloo
Man, remember that one time when the Americans just threw a squad of invincible paratroopers at the Nazi Vietnamese just for shit and giggles during the Vietnam War of 1944? That was my favorite part of history class. Almost as good as the time when they tried to build a machinegun nest on a bridge that was constantly under attack just in order to distract a single sniper.
That last part sounds exactly like something the us would do
Basically the middle of this video
This sounds like some trash Activision would bundle up, crap out, and market as the next CoD if we didn't already have MW2 reboot slated for this year.
Ah vale-war crimes-fisk is back at it again
I prefer to call him Warfisk crimes
Here as always to break the Geneva Convention
When the Goliath just went around the MG I started laughing my ass off as it picked up speed towards your base
"Calli-ope"
I'm amazed at your pronounciation
what is the proper pronounciation tho? Always spelled it that way too.
@@wudanty7381 Cal lie oh pee
It's the cally-op because it can literally one-shot any unit in the game at min range.
Well the AI isn’t pooshing up on him as well
I always thought it was call ipo le
Valefisk and the quest for the Recoilless Rifle
They all asked about the droid attack on the Wookies.
But what about the Sherman attack on the Tigers?
What about the sniper attack on the recoiless rifle
"Snipers, endless snipers!"
-Ho Chi Minh explaining his battle plans
The Tigers at the end was the epitome of "One of our tanks was worth 4 of theirs, but they always had 5."
The whole 5 Sherman's to kill a tiger is stupid
5 tanks was the side of a sherman platoon and we didn't deploy less than a platoon unless we had no choice
So the whole idea came from the us military doing its job
Valefisk would be a great commissar for the Death Korps of Krieg.
I feel like if vale ended up in 40k he would somehow end up running an ork waaagh
Funnily Enough, In the DKoK the Commissars Job is to Convince the Kriegers to not throw their lives away recklessly and to keep enough of them alive to be effective.
The good old Death Korps, the only part of the Guard that might actually execute a commissar for cowardice
@@paulsilagi4783 Mordians and Catachans as well, though Catachans are more in the "oops, sorry sir" category as they don't respect anyone who isn't them.
"Wait I am American I should be naturally leaning towards air strikes" :D
Everyone should know about the great battle for Vietnam in Lyon between the Nazis and the americans
😂
"Okay now that we got two MG guns..."
"we got two MG guns..."
"MG guns..."
"MACHINEGUN GUNS"
The AI is actually expert at trolling
That's what you've been missing :P
Captain Vietnam always beats Captain America.
@Nova
I... ah, I still don't know, could I get a nother hint please?
Also those horrendous traps set in those jungles
@Nova still, they manage to hold for years the mightiest military force of the moment being... well, vietnam, so not that mighty I guess.
@Nova Only Americans can stop America.
*VIETNAM FLASHBACK*
I like to hold bridges, hunker down and just produce a stalemate in CoH
11:33 "It's not a war crime if you are on the winning side" never been so true
"America is really good at making a bunch of semi decent tanks" not much I can complain about there. I mean if you can't make it amazing might as well go with a metric fuckton of something average.
But then remember this was the country that created the monster truck of a tank that was the M3 Lee.
@@smygskytt1712 the m3 Lee wasn't really good in combat
@@TheSkult
I know, that's why I brought it up. The M3 Lee is the perfect caricature of everything wrong with American imperialism.
@@TheSkult It actually was though, it was just a stop gab and it worked as that.
Last time I checked the sherman was actually a good tank that did its job
When Vale commits more war crimes than Nazi Germany in this series.
“How dare you interrupt me as I’m committing was crimes!? Get outta here!”
r/relatable
3:13
When The French lost the location of The 7th Panzer Division.
1:35 -- Vale teases us with the meme choice. PARADROP ARTILLERY ONLY is the only acceptable answer. Edit: confirmed!
But your comment isnt edited?
when i saw the Goliath appear i started laughing my ass off before he even realized it was there
Grouping this game with the 'old classic RTS' genre makes me feel very very old
This is still the peak
You think airdropping anti tank guns is a meme? How about making a generic building an airborne forward HQ and being able to have it automatically strafe anything remotely German that goes near it? *Cough* *Blitzkrieg mod*
Imagine being the Tiger at 16:51 , just rounding the corner to his own HQ, minding his own business, finds 10 Shermans, maliciously turning their 76mm Turrets to bear, ready to fucking curb stomp that dude.
"Hans, vee hav a bit of problehm."
I like how the ground around the bridge slowly turned into no man's land
“It’s not a war crime if you are on the winning side” - Valefisk 2018
love when the ai can just waltz around an mg at point blank range
Quite literally one of the funniest playthroughs of this game I've seen
"Acceptable casualties"
"who cares about casualties" - Valefisk 2018
You're freaking hilarious. I'm glad I subbed to you
The Sherman was a...decent tank
Hampered mostly by the American armored doctrine and the fact that the Shermans were made to be transported over an ocean, and thus couldn't be TOO heavy.
BrainNinjaMidget what stopped it? The 75mm penned the common Pz.4s and stugs, the heavy tanks like panthers and tigers were rare
*echoes of the previous CoH video ring in my head* "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
Use defoliant! I mean... wait, that's exactly what I mean. Go along citizen, nothing to see here.
Subscribed! Damn I love your vids, where have you been all my live on UA-cam???
Ironically being a strategy game UA-camr, Valefisk really is very good at them.
''What happens when unstoppable force hitting unmovable object'' wow those brought back a lot of World of Warcraft memories
Damn, that bit with the stug blowing up the bridge you were rigging...that was funny shit.
Had a lot of laughs watching this. I did not think you would win in expert .Good show !
Mg nest: ha ha nothing can pass us
Goliath: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT *speeds up to Mach 5*
No joke, I just had that happen to me in CoH. Freaking goliath gets past my defenses and leaves me terrified, then it shows up in my base and drives me into full panic mode, only for it to turn around and blow up one of my MG emplacements, leaving me thinking "Huh? Oookay, not complaing, but that was very unusual."
this is an underrated channel, you got another sub
The sniper 1 v 1 play was hilarious, the ai was held back by a pathetic dictator, great vid thanks, more please
The most epic 1v1 in Company of Heroes
That sniper duel was the best thing ever
the most expendable part of any machine plane car boat is the human inside it
Love to see more company of heroes
That sniper 1v1 was hilarious as hell
most terrifying moment are seeing goliath go past you mg and randomly dissapear
*A RED GOLIATH IS IN THE BASE*
"THERES A RED GOLIATH IN THE BASE"
Truly, that was a battle of wits.
And that duel between airborne trooper and sniper was a battle of dimwits.
1:27, I'm glad I wasn't the only person who pronounced it Cal - e - ope instead of Ca - Lie - Oh- Pee back in 2018. Luckily that one anime girl made Calliope a relatively common word on the internet
8:30
Soldier: Sir, enemy anti-tank guns are attacking our position
Valefisk: Charge in the tanks to destroy the anti-tank guns, what could go wrong
Soldier: ...
"Now that we have two MG-Guns"
>Two Machine gun guns
Ah, perfectly balanced as all things should be.
and when it comes to war crimes, they're only illegal if you get caught!
The gaps in Vale's defenses are so big a spaced out teen from woodstock could sneak through blindfolded.
Subscribed because of that Maginot Line joke.
Oh wait I'm already subscribed.
This is a start of a new interest...
That was weird... but hella entertaining! Especially the Sniper/Recoilless 1v1
the sniper vs bazooka duel was hilarious
Vale friendly-fire deaths, 1.
Nazi friendly-fire deaths, 0.
...advantage Valefisk?
Next level locker strats.
This is actually really accurate. VCs use annoying tactics and snipers, US responds with endless airstrikes and airborne infantry.
"Its not a war crime if you are on the winning side."
LMAO
Vale “Fortunate Son” Fisk is back at it again
Once I list like 20 skermans in a single skirmish but I just kept pumping them out until the enemy lost all of their resources on replacing destroyed panthers
ValeFisk: calls Sherman semi decent
Tank Enthusiast: you have started a gang war
Tiger: *ambushes a sherman column*
Wow the gameplay is so historically accurate
*Company of Heroes: Tales of War Crimes Valors*
You mean, *Company of Heroes: Tales of Valorous War Crimes*
I got drawn in by Nuclear Gandhi and now I can’t stop watching
Ah, another episode of my favorite series. Stay tuned to see killing of engeneers, blowing infrantry up with anti-tank explosive and many more
SOME FOLKS WERE BORN, SILVER SPOON IN HAND, OOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE
Goliath: *rolls with malicious intent*
6:51 when you’re mom and walks in interrupting your war crimes
"plays The End"
-by The Doors
Great video!
Are you playing on windows 10 ?
“We can’t hold the bridge we’re just going to destroy it” spoken like a true American
When the AI is too smart that the AI outsmarted and fool you with a goliath and uncamoflauge sniper
Three statements flash in blue on a tv screen.
-Red
-Golaith
-IN THE BASE
Well, to quote Colonel O'Neill, "That was weird" (but fun!)
When you thought the trees will speak Vietnamese but then it said "Offenes Feuer!"
Whenever he pronounces stug like that, I want to die
You want to download the Blitzkrieg mod for sure. When I played CoH with friends it was pretty much mandatory to have blitzkrieg. I have heard good things about Europe at War as well.
The way he pronounces Calliope got me dead, it call eye oh pee my dude
that 1v1 with sniper.... i died there
I was a good minute into the video and then i read the title for the first time and i laughed so hard that my dad woke up and got triggered at me. It was 2 am
I love that map. Its my favorite one.. I always play as the US aand.. my first move is to always rush to the bridges not forgetting about the footbridge in the SW corner. I'll set up barbed wires and tank traps then i'll choose the infantry company so i could build .105 howitzers. Pound them with artillery and troops will push after softening enemy positions.
Brings extra rifleman to 1v1*
-You have a rifle, shoot him
Sniper kills rifleman making it a 1v1 again, a nearby squad is revealed doing nothing at all*
-Hey no friends, thats cheating!
Sniper kills last ranger*
-Cheating bastard!
Ok Valefisk
I played fortunate son in the background for you
america: *has sherman tanks*
vale: *i'll take your entire stock*
“God damn GIs, you make me proud!”
I like the smell of war crimes in the morning.