Company of Heroes, but this time we're in Vietnam

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  • Опубліковано 2 гру 2018
  • vale "i dont care for casualties" fisk strikes again
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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  5 років тому +2813

    i think this ai was honestly just screwing with me

    • @sikqe4641
      @sikqe4641 5 років тому +24

      F

    • @NorDank
      @NorDank 5 років тому +10

      I haven’t seen the video yet but ye haha

    • @friedwaldderlebendige8494
      @friedwaldderlebendige8494 5 років тому +10

      It probably subscribed to you :D please do more btw

    • @gaborangeli3d
      @gaborangeli3d 5 років тому +18

      Sometimes its bugged, when the map is filled with buildings. Try next time on an open field...:D

    • @Sniper5875
      @Sniper5875 5 років тому +17

      You need to play the advanced powers mod for coh2, the okw faction can get gas mortars, and phosphorus flame throwers

  • @tobiegamer9014
    @tobiegamer9014 5 років тому +4653

    Only true historians know that the Vietnam war was fought between the Americans and Germans

    • @Valefisk
      @Valefisk  5 років тому +600

      vietnam was clearly the next logical step after argentina

    • @xmus4023
      @xmus4023 5 років тому +138

      The Franco-Indian War was notoriously contested between the Portuguese and Bangladeshi military powers.

    • @Secretcodrin
      @Secretcodrin 5 років тому +83

      still can't believe that australia started the war.

    • @InflamedCorgi
      @InflamedCorgi 5 років тому +117

      not to mention Hitler's and Churchill's forbidden gay relationship...

    • @ligninman
      @ligninman 5 років тому +41

      it was a proxy war caused by the minecraft youtebers and cats, at least the public know that

  • @rickardspaghetti
    @rickardspaghetti 5 років тому +2594

    Little known fact: When Germany went around the Maginot Line, they didn't just go north though Belgium, but some tried to go south and hug the Swiss-French border and sneak undetected through the woods. There they found a gas-lit lamp-post that led them to the inside of some French landowner's wardrobe in the middle of French Indochina. True story.

    • @ingratus8160
      @ingratus8160 5 років тому +134

      deserves every like it gets

    • @garrettnino5137
      @garrettnino5137 5 років тому +30

      Whats the reference?

    • @rickardspaghetti
      @rickardspaghetti 5 років тому +177

      Narnia.

    • @Sniper13111
      @Sniper13111 5 років тому +264

      Imagine the Wehrmacht in narnia I want to see that as a movie

    • @mischaprudon3316
      @mischaprudon3316 5 років тому +146

      @@Sniper13111 I can already see it before me: An tiger rolling over minotaurs and evil dwarfs. XD

  • @cyanide6240
    @cyanide6240 5 років тому +1306

    Worlds most "intelligent" whale wages total war on the Germans in local Vietnamese rice field (2018, colorized)

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 5 років тому +526

    Vale, as a former Panzer Elite main trust me, *Tank Destroyer General >> Double Panzerschreck >> Heavy Infantry Spam >> So many explosions that the frame rate goes down to 3fps.*

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 5 років тому +76

      Were you born to compete, never retreat?

    • @YetAnotherInv
      @YetAnotherInv 3 роки тому +15

      The finest luxury, 3fps!

    • @deeperthantheabyss624
      @deeperthantheabyss624 2 роки тому +9

      That's nothing.
      My 6 hummels do not only obliterate the enemy but also my PC

    • @squashiejoshie200000
      @squashiejoshie200000 2 роки тому +9

      @@deeperthantheabyss624 Laughs in 30+ katyusha in CoH 2
      The unit card was longer than my screen.

  • @themilkman5440
    @themilkman5440 5 років тому +615

    Man, remember that one time when the Americans just threw a squad of invincible paratroopers at the Nazi Vietnamese just for shit and giggles during the Vietnam War of 1944? That was my favorite part of history class. Almost as good as the time when they tried to build a machinegun nest on a bridge that was constantly under attack just in order to distract a single sniper.

    • @dysonburt3309
      @dysonburt3309 4 роки тому +40

      That last part sounds exactly like something the us would do

    • @wr0ng569
      @wr0ng569 4 роки тому +1

      Basically the middle of this video

    • @kurtco.397
      @kurtco.397 2 роки тому +6

      This sounds like some trash Activision would bundle up, crap out, and market as the next CoD if we didn't already have MW2 reboot slated for this year.

  • @mannysikario
    @mannysikario 5 років тому +2993

    "it's not a warcrime if you're on the winning side"
    Stalin is wet right now

    • @xanthousfishjeretuna9778
      @xanthousfishjeretuna9778 5 років тому +79

      Tragic how true that is as well

    • @painkeks4024
      @painkeks4024 5 років тому +90

      DABS IN AMERICAN WAR CRIMES

    • @theortheo2401
      @theortheo2401 5 років тому +15

      Well, I mean, not only stalin but yeah you're rightt

    • @mickeyjones3795
      @mickeyjones3795 5 років тому +10

      @@theortheo2401 nope, only stalin ever committed war crimes.

    • @theortheo2401
      @theortheo2401 5 років тому +32

      Oh and the US also executed POWs

  • @NovelPond
    @NovelPond 5 років тому +420

    Warcrimes two, electricboogaloo

  • @The_Heisenberg_
    @The_Heisenberg_ 5 років тому +81

    When the Goliath just went around the MG I started laughing my ass off as it picked up speed towards your base

  • @chevrsk678
    @chevrsk678 5 років тому +623

    Ah vale-war crimes-fisk is back at it again

    • @tigara1290
      @tigara1290 5 років тому +5

      I prefer to call him Warfisk crimes

    • @winniethepoop3388
      @winniethepoop3388 5 років тому +2

      Here as always to break the Geneva Convention

  • @Codey323
    @Codey323 5 років тому +406

    "Calli-ope"
    I'm amazed at your pronounciation

    • @wudanty7381
      @wudanty7381 5 років тому +9

      what is the proper pronounciation tho? Always spelled it that way too.

    • @Rannos22
      @Rannos22 5 років тому +50

      @@wudanty7381 Cal lie oh pee

    • @m0nkEz
      @m0nkEz 5 років тому +9

      It's the cally-op because it can literally one-shot any unit in the game at min range.

    • @camgablecg
      @camgablecg 5 років тому +2

      Well the AI isn’t pooshing up on him as well

    • @elliotdavie4072
      @elliotdavie4072 4 роки тому +2

      I always thought it was call ipo le

  • @RichtofenE115
    @RichtofenE115 5 років тому +113

    They all asked about the droid attack on the Wookies.
    But what about the Sherman attack on the Tigers?

  • @doadm5077
    @doadm5077 5 років тому +91

    Valefisk and the quest for the Recoilless Rifle

  • @christophersmith8848
    @christophersmith8848 5 років тому +15

    The Tigers at the end was the epitome of "One of our tanks was worth 4 of theirs, but they always had 5."

    • @USSEnterprise6126
      @USSEnterprise6126 Рік тому +2

      The whole 5 Sherman's to kill a tiger is stupid
      5 tanks was the side of a sherman platoon and we didn't deploy less than a platoon unless we had no choice
      So the whole idea came from the us military doing its job

  • @nicorozner7417
    @nicorozner7417 3 роки тому +22

    "Snipers, endless snipers!"
    -Ho Chi Minh explaining his battle plans

  • @Ch4pp13
    @Ch4pp13 5 років тому +112

    Valefisk would be a great commissar for the Death Korps of Krieg.

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 5 років тому +24

      I feel like if vale ended up in 40k he would somehow end up running an ork waaagh

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 4 роки тому +6

      Funnily Enough, In the DKoK the Commissars Job is to Convince the Kriegers to not throw their lives away recklessly and to keep enough of them alive to be effective.

    • @paulsilagi4783
      @paulsilagi4783 3 роки тому +6

      The good old Death Korps, the only part of the Guard that might actually execute a commissar for cowardice

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 3 роки тому +3

      @@paulsilagi4783 Mordians and Catachans as well, though Catachans are more in the "oops, sorry sir" category as they don't respect anyone who isn't them.

  • @maxflug8008
    @maxflug8008 5 років тому +67

    Everyone should know about the great battle for Vietnam in Lyon between the Nazis and the americans

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 5 років тому +22

    I like to hold bridges, hunker down and just produce a stalemate in CoH

  • @zergith
    @zergith 5 років тому +230

    "America is really good at making a bunch of semi decent tanks" not much I can complain about there. I mean if you can't make it amazing might as well go with a metric fuckton of something average.

    • @smygskytt1712
      @smygskytt1712 5 років тому +36

      But then remember this was the country that created the monster truck of a tank that was the M3 Lee.

    • @TheSkult
      @TheSkult 5 років тому +1

      @@smygskytt1712 the m3 Lee wasn't really good in combat

    • @smygskytt1712
      @smygskytt1712 5 років тому +16

      @@TheSkult
      I know, that's why I brought it up. The M3 Lee is the perfect caricature of everything wrong with American imperialism.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 5 років тому +24

      @@TheSkult It actually was though, it was just a stop gab and it worked as that.

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn 5 років тому +38

      Last time I checked the sherman was actually a good tank that did its job

  • @martynas-lukasgudas4069
    @martynas-lukasgudas4069 5 років тому +246

    Captain Vietnam always beats Captain America.

    • @sithis36
      @sithis36 5 років тому

      @Nova
      I... ah, I still don't know, could I get a nother hint please?

    • @Xhelah207
      @Xhelah207 5 років тому +4

      Also those horrendous traps set in those jungles

    • @Yaponnk
      @Yaponnk 5 років тому

      @Nova still, they manage to hold for years the mightiest military force of the moment being... well, vietnam, so not that mighty I guess.

    • @templarkiller2926
      @templarkiller2926 5 років тому +4

      @Nova Only Americans can stop America.

    • @d.t.w1390
      @d.t.w1390 5 років тому

      *VIETNAM FLASHBACK*

  • @applemacosx1
    @applemacosx1 5 років тому +16

    "Wait I am American I should be naturally leaning towards air strikes" :D

  • @jessegd6306
    @jessegd6306 5 років тому +26

    "Okay now that we got two MG guns..."
    "we got two MG guns..."
    "MG guns..."
    "MACHINEGUN GUNS"

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 років тому +48

    The AI is actually expert at trolling
    That's what you've been missing :P

  • @jeongheonlee4556
    @jeongheonlee4556 5 років тому +7

    11:33 "It's not a war crime if you are on the winning side" never been so true

  • @jasonpratt5126
    @jasonpratt5126 5 років тому +36

    1:35 -- Vale teases us with the meme choice. PARADROP ARTILLERY ONLY is the only acceptable answer. Edit: confirmed!

    • @tezla6332
      @tezla6332 4 роки тому +7

      But your comment isnt edited?

  • @SurpriseNinja117
    @SurpriseNinja117 5 років тому +77

    When Vale commits more war crimes than Nazi Germany in this series.

  • @octavian2381
    @octavian2381 5 років тому +10

    3:13
    When The French lost the location of The 7th Panzer Division.

  • @chevrsk678
    @chevrsk678 5 років тому +38

    “How dare you interrupt me as I’m committing was crimes!? Get outta here!”

  • @aaronbrown5869
    @aaronbrown5869 5 років тому +6

    Grouping this game with the 'old classic RTS' genre makes me feel very very old
    This is still the peak

  • @sgtsmith501
    @sgtsmith501 5 років тому +18

    You think airdropping anti tank guns is a meme? How about making a generic building an airborne forward HQ and being able to have it automatically strafe anything remotely German that goes near it? *Cough* *Blitzkrieg mod*

  • @sanssees4765
    @sanssees4765 5 років тому +6

    when i saw the Goliath appear i started laughing my ass off before he even realized it was there

  • @BrainNinjaMidget
    @BrainNinjaMidget 5 років тому +11

    The Sherman was a...decent tank
    Hampered mostly by the American armored doctrine and the fact that the Shermans were made to be transported over an ocean, and thus couldn't be TOO heavy.

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 4 роки тому +3

      BrainNinjaMidget what stopped it? The 75mm penned the common Pz.4s and stugs, the heavy tanks like panthers and tigers were rare

  • @gamingunicorn6475
    @gamingunicorn6475 2 роки тому +2

    Imagine being the Tiger at 16:51 , just rounding the corner to his own HQ, minding his own business, finds 10 Shermans, maliciously turning their 76mm Turrets to bear, ready to fucking curb stomp that dude.
    "Hans, vee hav a bit of problehm."

  • @destroyerbirb
    @destroyerbirb 2 роки тому +2

    “It’s not a war crime if you are on the winning side” - Valefisk 2018

  • @coyoteduster8919
    @coyoteduster8919 5 років тому +3

    love when the ai can just waltz around an mg at point blank range

  • @risa4179
    @risa4179 5 років тому +3

    I like how the ground around the bridge slowly turned into no man's land

  • @premiumbutterr4964
    @premiumbutterr4964 5 років тому +5

    "who cares about casualties" - Valefisk 2018

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 5 років тому +5

    "Acceptable casualties"

  • @belialclaytix4190
    @belialclaytix4190 2 роки тому +2

    Ironically being a strategy game UA-camr, Valefisk really is very good at them.

  • @zachboyd4749
    @zachboyd4749 3 роки тому +1

    No joke, I just had that happen to me in CoH. Freaking goliath gets past my defenses and leaves me terrified, then it shows up in my base and drives me into full panic mode, only for it to turn around and blow up one of my MG emplacements, leaving me thinking "Huh? Oookay, not complaing, but that was very unusual."

  • @Hfgg
    @Hfgg 5 років тому +3

    ''What happens when unstoppable force hitting unmovable object'' wow those brought back a lot of World of Warcraft memories

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 5 років тому +7

    Use defoliant! I mean... wait, that's exactly what I mean. Go along citizen, nothing to see here.

  • @joshkosh3950
    @joshkosh3950 4 роки тому +1

    Quite literally one of the funniest playthroughs of this game I've seen

  • @MrGreglego
    @MrGreglego 5 років тому +2

    *echoes of the previous CoH video ring in my head* "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

  • @xqt6339
    @xqt6339 5 місяців тому +1

    1:27, I'm glad I wasn't the only person who pronounced it Cal - e - ope instead of Ca - Lie - Oh- Pee back in 2018. Luckily that one anime girl made Calliope a relatively common word on the internet

  • @oxi8546
    @oxi8546 5 років тому +1

    Once I list like 20 skermans in a single skirmish but I just kept pumping them out until the enemy lost all of their resources on replacing destroyed panthers

  • @vengeance7762
    @vengeance7762 3 роки тому +1

    Mg nest: ha ha nothing can pass us
    Goliath: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT *speeds up to Mach 5*

  • @air4943
    @air4943 Рік тому +1

    most terrifying moment are seeing goliath go past you mg and randomly dissapear

  • @mr_jiblets7731
    @mr_jiblets7731 5 років тому +2

    *A RED GOLIATH IS IN THE BASE*
    "THERES A RED GOLIATH IN THE BASE"

  • @memyselfandi432
    @memyselfandi432 5 років тому +6

    Ah, perfectly balanced as all things should be.
    and when it comes to war crimes, they're only illegal if you get caught!

  • @lilpenpusher
    @lilpenpusher 5 років тому +2

    "Now that we have two MG-Guns"
    >Two Machine gun guns

  • @nikosdavaris6673
    @nikosdavaris6673 5 років тому +2

    The most epic 1v1 in Company of Heroes

  • @nicorozner7417
    @nicorozner7417 3 роки тому +2

    This is actually really accurate. VCs use annoying tactics and snipers, US responds with endless airstrikes and airborne infantry.

  • @iridium_LC
    @iridium_LC 3 роки тому

    the most expendable part of any machine plane car boat is the human inside it

  • @darxidersoldier
    @darxidersoldier 5 років тому

    You're freaking hilarious. I'm glad I subbed to you

  • @marshallpaulevans7855
    @marshallpaulevans7855 5 років тому +1

    Had a lot of laughs watching this. I did not think you would win in expert .Good show !

  • @Cotac_Rastic
    @Cotac_Rastic 3 роки тому

    The gaps in Vale's defenses are so big a spaced out teen from woodstock could sneak through blindfolded.

  • @alphaoscar7391
    @alphaoscar7391 5 років тому +1

    I love that map. Its my favorite one.. I always play as the US aand.. my first move is to always rush to the bridges not forgetting about the footbridge in the SW corner. I'll set up barbed wires and tank traps then i'll choose the infantry company so i could build .105 howitzers. Pound them with artillery and troops will push after softening enemy positions.

  • @awesomezois5527
    @awesomezois5527 5 років тому +3

    "plays The End"
    -by The Doors

  • @nikital.6523
    @nikital.6523 4 роки тому

    Truly, that was a battle of wits.
    And that duel between airborne trooper and sniper was a battle of dimwits.

  • @Drkbowers1
    @Drkbowers1 5 років тому

    You want to download the Blitzkrieg mod for sure. When I played CoH with friends it was pretty much mandatory to have blitzkrieg. I have heard good things about Europe at War as well.

  • @mariusbrekka4506
    @mariusbrekka4506 5 років тому +1

    That sniper 1v1 was hilarious as hell

  • @CMDRFandragon
    @CMDRFandragon 5 років тому

    Damn, that bit with the stug blowing up the bridge you were rigging...that was funny shit.

  • @boracaybecker175
    @boracaybecker175 5 років тому +9

    Subscribed because of that Maginot Line joke.
    Oh wait I'm already subscribed.

  • @DiegoAlanTorres96
    @DiegoAlanTorres96 5 років тому

    That sniper duel was the best thing ever

  • @ardadogru6799
    @ardadogru6799 5 років тому +1

    "Its not a war crime if you are on the winning side."
    LMAO

  • @jasonpratt5126
    @jasonpratt5126 5 років тому +4

    Vale friendly-fire deaths, 1.
    Nazi friendly-fire deaths, 0.
    ...advantage Valefisk?

  • @Stale_Mahoney
    @Stale_Mahoney 4 роки тому

    this is an underrated channel, you got another sub

  • @jamescallen984
    @jamescallen984 4 роки тому +1

    8:30
    Soldier: Sir, enemy anti-tank guns are attacking our position
    Valefisk: Charge in the tanks to destroy the anti-tank guns, what could go wrong
    Soldier: ...

  • @burnforburn
    @burnforburn 5 років тому +1

    SOME FOLKS WERE BORN, SILVER SPOON IN HAND, OOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE

  • @Kingj411
    @Kingj411 5 років тому +1

    Vale “Fortunate Son” Fisk is back at it again

  • @wideload9295
    @wideload9295 4 роки тому

    The sniper 1 v 1 play was hilarious, the ai was held back by a pathetic dictator, great vid thanks, more please

  • @icegemgaming1255
    @icegemgaming1255 5 років тому

    Three statements flash in blue on a tv screen.
    -Red
    -Golaith
    -IN THE BASE

  • @maxscott3349
    @maxscott3349 5 років тому

    You know, if I remember correctly, in WWII, a tiger happened upon a Sherman platoon who weren't combat ready, and it took out all of them before they could react.

  • @bucknut2204
    @bucknut2204 4 роки тому +1

    6:51 when you’re mom and walks in interrupting your war crimes

  • @tinnef6968
    @tinnef6968 5 років тому +1

    Love to see more company of heroes

  • @colindragan9352
    @colindragan9352 5 років тому

    I feel like the tank doctrine is more of a meme. It has an ability that makes EVERY vehicle you lose when it's active instantly respawn, along with all your tanks cheaper/

  • @garettegear5557
    @garettegear5557 2 роки тому

    I’m pretty sure the modern combat mod has an actual jet plane that drops napalm plus u get helo bois

  • @sol2544
    @sol2544 4 роки тому

    Tiger: *ambushes a sherman column*
    Wow the gameplay is so historically accurate

  • @sanguinius6815
    @sanguinius6815 5 років тому

    the sniper vs bazooka duel was hilarious

  • @tannergordon3020
    @tannergordon3020 5 років тому +1

    Whenever he pronounces stug like that, I want to die

  • @TheStygian
    @TheStygian 3 роки тому

    That was weird... but hella entertaining! Especially the Sniper/Recoilless 1v1

  • @B1smarkk
    @B1smarkk 5 років тому

    Ah, another episode of my favorite series. Stay tuned to see killing of engeneers, blowing infrantry up with anti-tank explosive and many more

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 3 роки тому

    7:23 it will forever annoy m3 that one of the engineers barely didn’t finish setting up his charges.

  • @dustycortes1189
    @dustycortes1189 5 років тому

    I got drawn in by Nuclear Gandhi and now I can’t stop watching

  • @sheadunbloxham659
    @sheadunbloxham659 3 роки тому

    “We can’t hold the bridge we’re just going to destroy it” spoken like a true American

  • @zaratan3109
    @zaratan3109 5 років тому

    This is a start of a new interest...

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 4 роки тому

    ValeFisk: calls Sherman semi decent
    Tank Enthusiast: you have started a gang war

  • @admiralnelson7338
    @admiralnelson7338 3 роки тому

    i had an expert AI give up after 5 minute and just death stack in his base

  • @RedbashoGAMING
    @RedbashoGAMING 5 років тому +2

    The way he pronounces Calliope got me dead, it call eye oh pee my dude

  • @joseppi1121
    @joseppi1121 5 років тому +2

    I played fortunate son in the background for you

  • @namianicgono9250
    @namianicgono9250 Рік тому

    I always believed that if an unstoppable force hit an immovable object that it would create a inescapable void

  • @REX-gq6ur
    @REX-gq6ur 5 років тому

    I love it when I seal all the roads and this one FUCKING engineer team pops out of nowhere lighting up my stuff with flamethrowers.

  • @hedylamar1668
    @hedylamar1668 5 років тому

    Well, to quote Colonel O'Neill, "That was weird" (but fun!)

  • @lukkiaro8688
    @lukkiaro8688 5 років тому +1

    “God damn GIs, you make me proud!”

  • @tbyers31
    @tbyers31 3 роки тому

    Ha ha. It's not Calley-ope, it's Cal-eye-oh-pee. An old musical instrument on wheels found in a circus. The rocket tubes on the tank reminded them of it.

  • @svenheilbron
    @svenheilbron 5 років тому

    I use the same tactic. I think the AI doesn't attack because of the many mg nests and anti tank guns, but it has no other option since the bridges are blown so it just stands there.

  • @moist1700
    @moist1700 2 роки тому

    My favorite part was when a at gun spawned then 7 shermans turn directly at it and said *no*

  • @arcticcirclepit2008
    @arcticcirclepit2008 3 роки тому +1

    Tank traps and barbed wore across every crossing would have given you a lot of breathing room in Lyon. That maps is easy to cheese the AI on. And yea, I’m commenting on a video from a year and a half ago. :)

  • @freddyli5356
    @freddyli5356 4 роки тому +1

    7:58 German Guerrilla tactic Intensifies