Mass Deforestation in Satisfactory

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  • Опубліковано 26 чер 2024
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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  3 роки тому +1708

    this video would've come out sooner if i hadn't put 112 hours into satisfactory in two weeks

    • @npswm1314
      @npswm1314 3 роки тому +28

      Vale, you need to play a game called Space Station 13. No metacomming you ass. I just want a funny compilation of you trying (And failing.) to play and survive.

    • @legendarymasterofstuffness5257
      @legendarymasterofstuffness5257 3 роки тому +9

      Don't forget about minecraft and the IRS

    • @Cromwell_
      @Cromwell_ 3 роки тому +12

      "Willy Wonka ans the concrete factory"
      comedy gold

    • @Headlessgenie
      @Headlessgenie 3 роки тому +8

      I attempted to dm you the Geneva convention because you love breaking it

    • @burningpotato9447
      @burningpotato9447 3 роки тому

      Love the StarWars Episode 1 reference

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 роки тому +946

    Came for the annihilation of trees
    *Stayed for the Mirror's Edge*

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond 3 роки тому +31

      the bum sliding is the best part of the game tbh

  • @matttanner462
    @matttanner462 3 роки тому +804

    "Willy Wonka's Concrete Factory" was the greatest joke I've heard in a while, thank you Vale

  • @zedkiller112
    @zedkiller112 3 роки тому +351

    Normal logger: let’s cut down this forest for wood!
    Valefisk: let’s cut down this forest for fun!

  • @Solll0
    @Solll0 3 роки тому +697

    I liked the part where they "fell" off the cliffs

    • @xhshdd7113
      @xhshdd7113 3 роки тому +15

      They clearly tripped and fell, that's why the rest of them resigned from the small sub group and continued to be part of the larger group

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 3 роки тому +3

      Oh god I might have missed that part, it was very rare, can someone give me the timestamps?

    • @TriggoViggo
      @TriggoViggo 3 роки тому

      sorry for asking but I got banned by Dom on valefisks discord server and I was just wondering why?

  • @Nick-rs5if
    @Nick-rs5if 3 роки тому +127

    "Who is putting nuts in the iron storage? Excuse me."
    Love that so much

  • @yamanatasu1111
    @yamanatasu1111 3 роки тому +102

    at 6:00 plays jurassic park theme
    "They're moving in herds. They do move in herds."

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 3 роки тому +689

    Can't decide if this reminds me of what happening in Brazil, Canada or Russia.

    • @greganator111
      @greganator111 3 роки тому +48

      I mean in Canada they actually have to reforest the area so it can’t be that

    • @p_q482
      @p_q482 3 роки тому +19

      @@greganator111 Selective replanting with only evergreens how ever

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 роки тому +17

      @@catcadev yes, hence why you and Russia cut down more forests, but only Brazil is blamed. Because you keep saying exactly that. And somehow Brazil is a perp of global deforestation, swamp removal and desertification of fertile soils... maybe because they have the only intact massive forested region left? If it's wrong, it's wrong for everyone, not for just poor people on the other side of the Atlantic... or on the same side, in your case:D

    • @jakew7982
      @jakew7982 3 роки тому +21

      TheArklyte please look into why saying ‘hence why’ makes people physically cringe.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 роки тому +4

      @@jakew7982 hence why I'll use it on you...

  • @tylerbennett4488
    @tylerbennett4488 3 роки тому +122

    I’m just saying, if we needed trees than we wouldn’t have the ability to delete them all

    • @plant7371
      @plant7371 6 місяців тому

      I'm just saying, if we needed the planet we wouldn't have the ability to nuke it

  • @MOnOlyth0411
    @MOnOlyth0411 Рік тому +34

    Valefisk: *Gathers 4 people to do deforestation*
    Let's game it out: *Does deforestation by himself, because why not*

  • @bluish5189
    @bluish5189 3 роки тому +178

    Vale are you continuing this series? I’d love to see more crimes against nature

    • @Cycoldia
      @Cycoldia Рік тому +28

      "to be continued"
      *Doesn't continue*

    • @stormhawk2595
      @stormhawk2595 Рік тому

      Let’s Game It Out’s satisfactory series is even worse if you wanna see more crimes against nature

    • @jonm4883
      @jonm4883 Рік тому +1

      Yes he is.

  • @MongoloPawa
    @MongoloPawa 3 роки тому +80

    2, 3, 5 biomass burners
    Is it me or is the biomass following fibonacci's series?

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 Рік тому

      next you're gonna twll me there's 8 of em

  • @stuartsmith9951
    @stuartsmith9951 2 роки тому +9

    "to be continued..." - Valefisk allegedly.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 роки тому +132

    *Brazil would be proud.*

  • @gabrielgutierrez2905
    @gabrielgutierrez2905 3 роки тому +94

    "Greenpeace cant stop us now"
    Did valefisk join a brazilian logging Corp?

    • @the_linguist_ll
      @the_linguist_ll 11 місяців тому +4

      Nah he started one, the Crypt monster is suprisingly good with a chainsaw

  • @pencilgaming1233
    @pencilgaming1233 3 роки тому +149

    I mean, nature doesn't have the Geneva Convention so...

  • @GerinoMorn
    @GerinoMorn 11 місяців тому +6

    I remember the feeling of "I have SO MUCH biomass, it will last forever", and it being literally obliterated before I blinked xD

  • @NucklearExplosionman
    @NucklearExplosionman Рік тому +4

    "to be continued" 2 years later

  • @TheFool_0
    @TheFool_0 3 роки тому +44

    Should've invited "Let'sGameItOut". He would've made the game unplayable within a couple hours

    • @tkbluewolf8041
      @tkbluewolf8041 3 роки тому +2

      you are very correct

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 Рік тому +2

      The only difference between the two is that Let'sGameItOut is 100% a masochist while Valefisk is a sado-masochist

    • @furioustester4056
      @furioustester4056 11 місяців тому

      The forest wouldn’t of lasted as long as it did

  • @boengaming2819
    @boengaming2819 3 роки тому +59

    So does this mean Vale is the wonderbread fetish guy?

  • @arandominternetperson437
    @arandominternetperson437 3 роки тому +20

    "What's happens when I eat a nut"
    - lynx, 2020

  • @slipperycipher9889
    @slipperycipher9889 3 роки тому +26

    This... Does pit a smile on my face.

  • @humonculeverotostre6804
    @humonculeverotostre6804 3 роки тому +2

    "Those guys are idiots"
    *PTSD flashbacks from playing Halo 2 with my friends in 2006*

  • @manofsemantics7936
    @manofsemantics7936 3 роки тому +9

    Loving the new outro music.

  • @retroruin4917
    @retroruin4917 Рік тому +4

    "to be continued"

  • @CEOrobotSpace
    @CEOrobotSpace 3 роки тому +5

    Ah destruction, such a noble profession

  • @balticpagan1495
    @balticpagan1495 3 роки тому +17

    Did you and Kilian plan this?

  • @dennislauritsen2590
    @dennislauritsen2590 3 роки тому +1

    Love ur vids Valefisk, very high quality content, love it!

  • @user-lw2yb9ln7r
    @user-lw2yb9ln7r 3 роки тому +13

    I wonder what happens when they get the human cannons

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond 3 роки тому +15

      we did, and we ended up launching ourselfs so far out of the map that the only thing you dead body could see is a little line where the space elevator is

    • @alexthetrain6708
      @alexthetrain6708 Рік тому

      @@NovelPond chads

  • @AChamber
    @AChamber 3 роки тому +6

    I like the person that pushed you off in the beginning. Very funny man.

  • @yoshii8926
    @yoshii8926 Рік тому +4

    So this is the new hit anime chainsaw man? Looking pretty good!

  • @RolandVonRose
    @RolandVonRose 3 роки тому +1

    7:32 “It’s a trick! Send no reply!” A man of culture I see!

  • @firescorched954
    @firescorched954 3 роки тому +2

    Oh boy I can't wait for the next valedisk upload in 2021

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 3 роки тому +2

    Holy shit a Valefisk video

  • @bradrichard2195
    @bradrichard2195 Рік тому +4

    To be continued he said

  • @vahki
    @vahki 3 роки тому +5

    When someone asks what is your favorite activity:

  • @lukesnyder7785
    @lukesnyder7785 3 роки тому +2

    This is a pretty cool CS:GO Surf Video

  • @pcz1642raz
    @pcz1642raz 3 роки тому +6

    Pro tip use c to slide combining it with jumping makes you move really fast

  • @tpd1864blake
    @tpd1864blake 2 роки тому +5

    I used to obsessively play Satisfactory, but then I completed all of the story elements available and I didn’t really find optimizing the factory system fun anymore

  • @snipsnap206
    @snipsnap206 3 роки тому +1

    See's title of video
    Me:
    I'm listening

  • @poleslaw4916
    @poleslaw4916 3 роки тому +7

    i love a brasilian businessman that does the dirty work himself

  • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
    @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 3 роки тому +6

    It's been entirely too long since I last reported you to Haag for warcrimes/crimes against humanity.

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 3 роки тому +1

    Valefisk is the bane of any existing international and domestic organizations

  • @charlesrush414
    @charlesrush414 3 роки тому +1

    At least the Geneva convention doesn't have a war crime including mass deforestation. But if they try to stop you remember mo witnesses

  • @flowerdude6851
    @flowerdude6851 3 роки тому +10

    4:02 was that a god damn Jojo's reference

  • @vladkuder2348
    @vladkuder2348 3 роки тому +2

    Can't wait for him to discover more... explosive... options of deforestation. Also warcrimes.

  • @georgiatrainproductions5986
    @georgiatrainproductions5986 2 роки тому

    This is the modern "Great Leap Foward".

  • @tacticalnoodles
    @tacticalnoodles 3 роки тому +2

    This is epic

  • @mirzatopcagic9609
    @mirzatopcagic9609 3 роки тому

    Valefisk and the concrete factory

  • @mescholar3705
    @mescholar3705 3 роки тому +1

    You just deforested all the trees team trees planted, time six.

  • @MysteryKar
    @MysteryKar 3 роки тому

    I wish I had friends to fuck around with like this

  • @zendakon8299
    @zendakon8299 Рік тому +1

    Glad I'm not the only one who did this. Now reach tier 5 with only biomass burners for fuel

  • @joshualong7724
    @joshualong7724 3 роки тому

    Its now Tax Lord Valefisk

  • @cub_gaming4178
    @cub_gaming4178 2 роки тому

    Deforestation and mass are two of my favorite words

  • @Dibella_The_Gayy
    @Dibella_The_Gayy Рік тому +1

    Brother admitted he goes to therapy. True king behaviour

  • @josephstalin7975
    @josephstalin7975 3 роки тому

    This video was satisfactory

  • @Cromwell_
    @Cromwell_ 3 роки тому +2

    Now this is the content I've been waiting for

  • @SKITTISHEAR
    @SKITTISHEAR 3 роки тому +1

    Yes, the beauty of pollution and deforestation.

  • @ylofredbear5636
    @ylofredbear5636 3 роки тому +1

    you had me at Mass Deforestation.
    For that is my least and most favored thing in the universe.

  • @ShinySahil
    @ShinySahil Рік тому +1

    i like thinking about this as 7 people being sent to a different planet to mine ore and earth chose these guys but didnt realise they're stupid and so the cameras on the pod are watching them saying "ooga booga hit rock"

  • @b-train3027
    @b-train3027 3 роки тому +1

    I have been subscribed for a while now and I thought you were gone. This was the first video of yours to show up in my recommend or sub box eventhough I am still subscribed in 5 months. UA-cam is trash guess I get to catch up tonight so I'm excited to watch.

  • @wunderwaffeyt4077
    @wunderwaffeyt4077 3 роки тому

    1:25 when you watch too much We Bare Bears

  • @Wintersoap123
    @Wintersoap123 3 роки тому

    Ah the smell of progress

  • @augiekintop6242
    @augiekintop6242 11 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for destroying the red forest

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 3 роки тому +1

    Not enough deforestation, if you can breathe without a tank it’s not enough

  • @ianboydstun6453
    @ianboydstun6453 3 роки тому

    Mass industrialization at its finest

  • @spamspam2000
    @spamspam2000 3 роки тому

    I find this...satisfactory

  • @MoistFloppa
    @MoistFloppa 3 роки тому

    This... I like this...

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 3 роки тому

    That's some tasty spaghetti.

  • @leaves6762
    @leaves6762 3 роки тому

    I take the slaughter of leaves personally

  • @seamus2059
    @seamus2059 3 роки тому

    You may deforest when ready

  • @Samopesh
    @Samopesh 2 роки тому

    This video’s got some big unga bunga energy

  • @TomCouger
    @TomCouger 3 роки тому

    Now all we need are some blonde wigs and some Wonder Bread to summon "it".

  • @commanderfoxtrot
    @commanderfoxtrot Рік тому

    At least with my odd Factorio spaghetti I can still tell where everything is...

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 3 роки тому

    Footage of tyranids from Hive Fleet Leviathan devouring a world, 999 M41 colourised.

  • @Colin__
    @Colin__ 2 роки тому

    Missed opportunity to title the video "Mass deforestation is satisfactory"

  • @averagemumeienjoyer5498
    @averagemumeienjoyer5498 3 роки тому

    I sense.....SATOASAMI!
    *BREAD ALERT*

  • @TeamTimeless
    @TeamTimeless Рік тому

    To be continued he says.

  • @kratos5580
    @kratos5580 3 роки тому +4

    wow it almost got to "Lets Game It Out" levels of absurd.

    • @boomermike71
      @boomermike71 3 роки тому +4

      almost, but at the same time not even close. Not only did he never crash the game, but he still had a frame rate.
      Besides, if there is no belt weave, human cannon, or tornado of laggieness, it’s not absurd enough

  • @fletcherstange9338
    @fletcherstange9338 3 роки тому

    DAMMIT YOU CAN SLIDE JUMP

  • @echoambiance4470
    @echoambiance4470 3 роки тому +1

    Needs more wonderbread.

  • @ravivik3378
    @ravivik3378 3 роки тому +1

    If i had to choose between this game and lituraly anything else i would choose... (to be continued)

  • @Exorion1er
    @Exorion1er Рік тому +1

    I want a group of friends like that :(

  • @somethingsomethingcrotasen1643
    @somethingsomethingcrotasen1643 3 роки тому

    Oh so like real life companies

  • @welldeweye4233
    @welldeweye4233 3 роки тому

    Grasslands are from Civ VI

  • @marcusbrown5781
    @marcusbrown5781 Рік тому +1

    can you make many tornado to build height using convertor belts to torture their fps

  • @faith-uk1ov
    @faith-uk1ov 3 роки тому

    Nobody :
    Me. :Why whould you do that???
    Oh its you again

  • @andrewmattern8185
    @andrewmattern8185 3 роки тому +2

    Ecoterrorism is fun in Satisfactory!

  • @user-xq5og9lt8p
    @user-xq5og9lt8p 3 роки тому

    I didn't know they even stack shit this high

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 3 роки тому +1

    Yes

  • @milkywayprince_
    @milkywayprince_ 3 роки тому

    Isengard Simulator 2020

  • @xykloptic5397
    @xykloptic5397 3 роки тому

    It not a crime against humanity if there aren't any humans left

  • @mishodeesh6664
    @mishodeesh6664 3 роки тому

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-yes. I like this.

  • @modernpirate988
    @modernpirate988 3 роки тому

    Yikes, classic Valefisk.

  • @collin1061
    @collin1061 3 роки тому

    COH 2 Advanced Powers when? I want to see you use chemical weapoms

  • @drunkchey9739
    @drunkchey9739 3 роки тому +1

    You think this is chaotic? Watch let’s game it out’s series on this. Man built a fps eating tornado with conveyors.

  • @jarr6091
    @jarr6091 3 роки тому

    Reject humanity
    Return to monke

  • @konstantinpost335
    @konstantinpost335 3 роки тому +4

    1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
    been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
    2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it
    may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
    3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still
    be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
    4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use
    of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments
    but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
    5. In this article we give attention to only some of
    the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.

    • @ryanhughes6405
      @ryanhughes6405 3 роки тому +2

      Wow a communist and a anarchist dont see that everyday

    • @konstantinpost335
      @konstantinpost335 3 роки тому

      @@ryanhughes6405 what

    • @ryanhughes6405
      @ryanhughes6405 3 роки тому +2

      @@konstantinpost335 well obvious tour a commie and a anarchist as only they would find technological advances and progress and industrial advancements bad

    • @konstantinpost335
      @konstantinpost335 3 роки тому +2

      @@ryanhughes6405 this is literally just the First paragraphs from the unibomber manifesto, Google it if you don't know what that is

    • @ryanhughes6405
      @ryanhughes6405 3 роки тому +2

      @@konstantinpost335 why on earth eould ypu quote a terrorists manifesto?!

  • @neilcampbell7375
    @neilcampbell7375 3 роки тому

    I hope the bass pro fishing theme stays

  • @BeondTheKDGaming
    @BeondTheKDGaming 3 роки тому

    16:44
    American soldiers experience poison gas attacks, 1918, colorized