Zelenskyy Predicts Putin Will Compromise as Major Businesses Flee Russia: A Closer Look
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Zelenskyy Predicts Putin Will Compromise as Major Businesses Flee Russia: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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They're wind turbines, not windmills. They're not milling anything.
They are grinding wheat maybe to him?! 🙃🤣
"ahREEEER ahREEEER!"
Ty! This mislabelling has been a constant irritant. I wish more people took greater care when typing and speaking; aiming for greater precision with words used.
Really? I've heard they've been "milling" Tucker Carlson's wife.
.... Deep Closer Look cut there.
You're talking about a stable genius here, you know the one, he thought Finland was a part of Russia!
I just want to say thank you to you Seth. I suffer from Autism and struggle with depression, both of which I still struggle with today, and your shows have very much helped me get through the last few years that have been the toughest years of my life. You always make me laugh and smile and forget about my problems. You, your staff, and writers always put on an awesome and entertaining show. Keep up the awesome work.
Sending positive energy and light your way! With Seth we got this! 👍💯
You're killing it, dude. This is hard enough for neurotupicals. Hang in there.
❤️
Yooo!! You’re not alone! Good luck ^_^
👍❤️
It brings a tear to my eye to hear Seth bravely doing what no one else will- calling out Sbarro for the Shbitty garbage mall and airport pizza that it is.
I worked for Sbarro in high school. Disgusting food in every way. 🤢
Oh God, I laughed so hard with your son's blue bowl on his head! Thank you sooooo much! That kind of laugh was medicinal, and I really needed that!! Thank you, Seth!!!
Birds killed annually by wind turbines (they're not windmills..they don't "MILL" anything); 573,000
Birds killed annually by skyscrapers: 599,000,000
If you're REALLY worried about birds, Donnie, tear down all those tall buildings you own...
We know he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about birds, or any other life forms.
the tall buildings is closer to 1bil in the US alone btw but your right
This is so like Republicans.. they love to misconstrue the numbers to seem like something they oppose is worse than it is. Take gas prices, 2008 saw a record high of what would be $5.75 US today.. and they're mad it's $5.3 after two years of oil companies reducing their production rates due to Covid and the reduced demand. It had nothing to do with Russian production, which also declined under Covid, a big deal for a petrostate that lives off oil revenue. Should clue people in to the fact it's an industry wide issue because of how basic Capitalism works, not political.
Milling isn't really a prerequisite to be called a windmill. Those famous Dutch windmills don't mill much either, most are for pumping water.
@@falcovg2 no one in modern industry would call a wind turbine a windmill. Only grandpa's with no technical knowledge of how they work would use such out of date terminology. It's like calling a car a horseless carriage in 2022. Sure technically correct, but not a single informed person still does.
I'm pretty sure Donald Trump has never joked about anything in his life, ever. I've seen interviews with him -- the man is utterly humorless.
Ironic comment since woke liberals are most guilty of having no tolerance or a sense of humor. 😂😂😂
Humor requires intellect. Since Trump is completely absent intellect, it's logical he has no concept of humor.
Oh, you've seen an interview. Jesus what stupidity.
@@donshults7772 Yeah the whole billionaire was just a fluke. Climb out of the low gene pool.
Yet he opens his mouth and you laugh!
Standing ovation to all the magnificent intelligent witty writers! Seth is a beautiful combination of just Who You Are and your family and you tie it all together with great insight and intelligence and kemetic comical delivery Standing Ovation to you as well!
I love how no one even laughs when he says “and Donald Trump is blaming it on windmills”. It’s the usual
Wait, serious question!… Is it not a fake audience? I’m genuinely curious , I always thought it was just a prerecorded laugh track 😮
@@kaykala9775 no this show uses an actual in studio audience
Doesn't Trump hate windmills because he hated seeing them offshore of "his" golf course in Scotland? Managed to make the entire country hate him with his whining about it
So true
"AhREEEEER ahREEEEER!"
It's always something personal with him. The reason why he hates brown people so much was because he failed to seal the deal to build a casino to Native Americans.
@UCoHRJf-rQx9U-LOn5aNHluQ it's even sadder when you realized the only reason he flushed them 15 times was because he didn't know fireplaces existed.
That and oil stock
Is Trump still mad that Scotland put windmills off the coast of his golf course?
Wind turbines. Yes, clearly.
Amazing how he wants America to have control of its energy but Scotland can’t because golf
Yes! And they look stunning! I drive along Aberdeen beach and gaze at the beautiful turbines. The energy they provide is fabulous because it’s really windy off Aberdeen!
Look into his lies and ridiculous crap at his Aberdeen golf course!! I live here… no one wants him here!
The Scottish government is investigating where he got the money to purchase the land. Russian money laundering.
@@davidweyant9356 what isn't laundered with Trump? Btw, Deutsch Bank isn't leaving Russia.
“Windmills are the most expensive source of energy”
Guy has obviously never heard of a 9 volt battery…
Stunningly brilliant!
“Sbanctions” got me so hard 😂🤣
Literally everything Dump said about “windmills” is wrong, including what he calls them. Wind power is less than half the cost of coal power, cheaper than natural gas by far, and a tiny fraction of the cost of nuclear.
No, he's right, windmills are a horrible way to grind your grains.
That rusting and rotting bit has really caught on. My own mother spewed it at me.
So are we going to just ignore that roads need to be replaced or repaired for every 10 - 20 - 30 years?
Like most industrial equipment.... That rusts or decays?
Shoot, even some more widely used buildings need looking at within that time frame.
That was such a BS 'fun fact' that only someone who truely has no clue would latch on to it.
*edit to correct some grammar.
Btw I have worked in construction and carpentry and have asked questions and checked labels on equipment for sheer curiosity is where I got those numbers from.
So you're saying Don "Quixote" Trump is tilting at windmills?
@@andrew66862 beats the old fashioned way. Grinding against stone by hand, over and over and over and over etc
Dear Mr. Putin, these are not sanctions. This is a special financial operation. We are here to save your economy.
We are denazifying the Russian economy.
Kuno and Cathy you both got it right!
Brilliant!
Oooh! That's VERY good! We are liberating Russia from the terrible suffering caused by aedeveloping economy and too damn many rubles. KFC CoCola and Starbucks are nit good for you1. You really have no need to leave that Russia money in useless vacations in foreign lands!!! 🤔🤔🤔😀😀
Hi Kuno. So rare to see another Egger!
This closer look had everything. Rapid racoons, Seth's vomiting kids, a former AG lackey peddling a lame book and Trump spouting about windmills and Ukraine. What more could you want? 🤣
The my-pillow-thingy!
Cookies. They have them on the Dark Side.
This comment has Stefon energy and I’m here for it.
Justin Sullivan: What more could I want? How about Trump going into a prison for 20 years to life, which ever comes last.
Nice episode, cheers to everyone involved. We definitely need all the levity and humor. We can get right now! - God bless everyone.
"Were playing right into their hands with the green energy"
Yes because we know Russia loves green energy.
Also, wouldn't our embrace of green energy make us less dependent on countries like Russia? His argument makes no sense.
The real problem is not so much the type of energy than corruption, which is intrinsic to pollution within all corporations...
Btw, the carbon/toxicity bootprint of the military industrial complex anybody?
@@pythonxz Did any of Trump's arguments ever make any sense? His whole character is about talking random bs until everyone gets so tired of it so they say "alright, let's just settle with whatever this is all about, please let us leave". Someone floated the idea of hiring him to talk to Putin. Desperate times call for desperate measures. That guy is among America's highest yield weapons against... practically anything. He is made of pure Entropium. It would be a clear violation of the Geneva protocol, and yes, we know about the bone spurs too, but still. Worth a try.
Their hands, we are playing into them 👐🙅
@@matwyder4187 Entropium ... brilliant , works on so many levels
Bill Barr acting like he had nothing to do with it, as the saying goes... Don't piss in my pocket then tell me it's raining...
Yes. The guy who will steal your wallet, then help you look for it...
Don't pee on my leg then tell me it's raining.-Judge Judy
“You got a SECOND rabid raccoon!” OMG I laughed so hard!
Watched this one 3 times. So good! Seth has become the voice of reason -- insane, silly, hilarious, truth-filled reason -- that we so need. (PS - "One degree of windmills" game idea -- give that writer a raise. And black-market 2nd raccoon -- I can't even!)
Okay, the "three jets in a trench coat" was gold.
Yeah, thumbs up to the Graphics team.
@@anro7137 Thank you for addressing that!
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Seth is such an optimist. We've watched this happening for well over a decade and it's obvious that it's only going to get worse until someone stops Steven Seagal from making movies.
hahahahahahah good one
Facebook search, memes you can't take home to mom
"Julia Ioffe" is the "Em Beihold" of Putin's
song, "The Numb Little 'KGB' Bug!" Haha!
Riveting!!
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Seagal is known to stop evil only because he made them.
Spot on Seth, all the way. You're the best!!!!!!
One of your best!
The photo of Seth and his kids, combined with the story about it, is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen and heard.
It was soo cute wasn't it?
How do they look so great at 3am?? I couldn't look that great with professional hair and makeup.
Anyone else actually love the view of rolling hills of farmland or grasslands with windmills slowly turning in the breeze
I can see hundreds every day... it was definitely an improvement on the view, and they're not noisy, they don't kill birds excessivel, they don't just "leave them to rot", they take very little upkeep, and last a very long time, but of course everything that man says is a lie.
Much better than a stinky ugly oil field or tar sands/oil shale/coal mine!
There are nascent technologies that can help with keeping birds safe from them, and I'd wager climate change harms a lot more birds than wind turbines do.
Awesome show Seth
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Great one, Seth! Also really liked your interview on Fresh Air today too!!
Tramp brought his windmill skit back …. Gotta love the classics
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!!!
He’s like Styx at the county fair - people just want to hear the old hits: “Come Sail Away,” “Build That Wall,” “Lock Her Up”…
I hope he does “Mexico will pay for the wall” next, that was my favorite.
one time he will mix them up and talk about flushing windmills 15 times.
You know, I thought one of the perks of having former presidents is that we rarely hear from them anymore. I really miss that tradition.
Jimmy Carter, best ex-president ever. Still building houses for Habitat For Humanity.
You know damn well Trump is clearly craving for the attention his own father never gave him unless he is being a good grifter... not unlike what he's doing to his own children (especially Eric, and with the exception of Ivanka).
We all know that’s true… He’s like a turd that won’t flush
Sees himself as the once and future president.
meanwhile obummers in the UN to tax to death western societies for "climate change agenda" the Biden puppet master STILL SPEAKS
Thank you that was soo good!
I LOVE your show! I’m a retired 87yr old teacher and still have a youthful outlook on life.
The guy giving trump the interview laughed when he started talking about his windmills.. the man is a delusional joke
Trump's position now is to avoid answering any question about Putin's invasion war to Ukraine. He can't praise Putin like he did.
@@coolpoolshark Did you watch any of Trumps speeches over his 4 years in office? He was really harsh on Russia.... He never once praised putin lol. You people are fucking brainwashed so bad by CNN
@@dm1972 In fact, there're a few videos showing Trump praising Putin.
But you're a troll, I'm not gonna waste time pointing out those video links.
I unironically think trump got alzheimers or some other form of brain degradation, maybe tumour or whatever water buildup. Maybe he ingested something toxic or idk.
The guy used to be able to string coherent sentences together 30 or so years ago if you look at his older footage and today is such a drastic change to before that im pretty sure its something along those lines.
The only thing rusting and rotting is trumps "impenetrable" border wall!😂😂
All 458 miles of it (about 20%) - at a cost of $32,751,091 and change per mile.
Just one of many, many GOP/Trump grifts.
And his plane.
@@christinapandian7929 🤣🤣🤣👍
@@LittleBlueOwl318 😂😂😂
Its a fence ffs America
I just ran into Seth on the street....he's so nice!!
Love your shows
It's always the same. When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die. You don't know whose children are going to scream and burn, how many hearts will be broken, how many lives shattered, how much blood will spill until everybody does what they're always going to have to do from the very beginning: sit down and talk.
I hear you, doctor! I have been thinking of those words too. 🤞✌️
This doesn't just apply to war.. but any fight. The phrase "never start a fight, always finish one" exists to remind people that sometimes the person picking fights eventually will pick one with someone who'd make Bruce Lee proud, and get absolutely wrecked. Or the absolute psycho who will take their loss out on your family, because they know they can't beat you but still want you to suffer.
I thought of that Doctor Who quote at the beginning of the video too. I scrolled down to find this, to the top!
You don’t “reason” with a madman. The inability to recognize and deal with evil has been man’s undoing since time immemorial, Trump being a recent example. Churchill wisely said “The malice of the wicked is aided by the weakness of the virtuous”. I would add to that the uninformed, the misinformed, the perennially dissatisfied and the intellectually deficient are easily led by the nose by monsters like Hitler and Trump, the while believing they are “special” or “saviours”, like Hitler’s “Aryans” and Trump’s MAGA morons …..
But you don't care when it's not Caucasian
OMG, that sweet pic of Seth and babies cracked me up way too hard! LOL!!
Adorable!
Seth, please. Please stop airing 45. Your version of him is so much better. It's too soon & he just adds stress. Whereas yours, adds laughter & decreases stress. Much appreciated,
A Knitting Jackal
I swear to god when he said, “Trump is blaming this on windmills” I had to do a double take bc I thought I had clicked on an old episode. No joke. 😂
This is the same guy who suggested nuking a hurricane and injecting bleach. He definitely wasn't kidding.
Nuking hurricanes has been suggested since 1950 an given a big enough bomb (see tsar bomba) it could actually work as multiple scientists have confirmed.
@@jhwhthemerciful It doesn't matter if it works, using it is a gigantic risk vs rewards issue.
Nukes have long-lasting damage on the environment. It's like healing a stab-wound with a flamethrower
@@jhwhthemerciful I mean, you get a big enough bomb, it'll technically solve any problem.
Don't forget the other hurricane... Where trump threatened the NWS if the correct him.
@@jhwhthemerciful It was suggested *IN* 1950, if it was ever suggested. Not since...
That's like saying urine therapy has been suggested for the last 500 years... Nope, 500 years ago a guy found out that drinking his own pee was better than drinking from a cholera infested river.
A Closer Look is one of the real highlights of my day. Keep up the good work, Seth and team!
You live a sad life
@@gavingrimsley2616 Looking for something to laugh about is better than responding to events with anger or tears.
@@gavingrimsley2616 What could be more sad than spending your time trolling videos you dont even like? Go outside, see a cloud or something. Invest in your real life.
OMGOSH Seth!!! Your children are so beautiful!! How can you say no to those faces??? What treasures!
That part about not trusting even your own family is so relatable, LOL.
Trump doesn't tell jokes, he IS the joke, but everyone takes him too seriously, and it's really not funny.
Most people thought that Hitler was a joke during the early 1930’s
None takes him seriously
🤣
FILL UP YOUR CAR AND JOYFULLY PRAISE THE LORD OR MUMMY IN CHIEF.YOUR CHOICE
last time we didnt take him seriously he became president. remember we all thought it was a stunt?
What is a detachment from reality is that this Bill " should be behind " Barr's position that he would vote for treasonous trump again is for me " very unsettling " and that's what makes me yell and scream.
He's a Republican. Of course he's detached from reality. There's a like one in million chance that a Republican isn't detached from reality. Since we can name Cheney and Kinzinger right off the bat, we would have to see over two million of them to find the next one with any ties to reality.
I can't believe he actually admitted he would vote for Trump in 2024. He knows how insane he is and how he doesn't care about the laws of this land and he'd still vote for him!
@@christinebenson518 I truly wonder if they are listening to what they are saying. I think yours and my answer would be an emphatic NO!
Well yeah, an increase to minimum wage and Med4all is more dangerous than trying to literally end Democracy.
Republicans literally only have progressive bad, to run on.
As a progressive, all I can say is. I wish we had a tenth of the power they claim we have in government.
Kinda makes me wonder whether or not Trump (or maybe his Russian handlers) had dirt on Barr he'd very much like to keep under wraps.
6:21 give this man a raise, that's some serious willpower to be able to hold his laughter back like he did!
That photo of Axel with the bowl on his head! 😂 😂 😂
Zelensky: A comedian who is no joke.
Trump: A joke who is no comedian.
Trump a 4-times Draft Dodger. A Putin Buddy - and Commander in Chief - and an Insurrectionist. A Bankruptsy Specialists.
Great one ! 😁
Nicely put.
I've come over some troll today who tried posting at least half a dozen times about Zelenskyy wearing high heels - I guess that was in some comedy?
No shoe-wear in the world, from hello kitty slippers to four inch heels, is going to change that Zelenskyy's more impressive than the entire GOP, complete with their 'let me just inspect this bunker' boss.
Two sides of a coin..
@@Julia-lk8jn It's from a show he did.. it's hilarious..
Sad that ‘stopping killing’ isn’t the reason to end a war, but not having fast food chains is.
Its a wake up call to Russian citizens that live under a constant barrage of misinformation and have, until recently, stayed silent while their government ran amok. Its not hard to feel sorry for them when there's plenty of people in the US that are just as oblivious and misguided. The only thing thats gonna stop that invasion is winning over hearts and minds. The Russian people need to be made aware how serious and dire the situation is. A lot of them believe Russia really isnt doing anything wrong. When they see all the western luxuries disappear, maybe then they'll understand that something globally unjust is taking place right under their nose.
@@GVilleAnarcho That's all well and good, but it doesn't change the point.
Omg axle wearing that bowl as a hat🤣🤣🤣
Your family photo is priceless. What a character. Excellent monlogue. Love to all.
Trump is going to be bummed when he high tails it to Russia to avoid prosecution and finds out there's no KFC.
🤣🤣🤣
Or McDonalds, or Pepsi, or Coke, or PizzaHut or any other fast food. Just Borscht.
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Plenty of holodets and salo Trumpski can eat in Russia.
@@bunzeebear2973 Not just borscht, if you watch Colbert: "Is potato"
Trump went from talking about Russia to talking about windmills so quickly that even goldfish would think, "Woah; hang on! Go back to Russia; you were talking about Russia! You were talk- Oh, my gosh; I'm drowning!"
- A variation of a joke John Oliver once made when Trump was talking about China.
Seriously, I didn't even hear him talking about Russia...
Nice John Oliver joke you got there
@@Mel-lj5cq I can't believe I forgot to point out that it was a variation of a John Oliver joke; thanks for reminding me.
@@Mel-lj5cq ...be a shame if something happened to it.
I was just wondering if anyone agreed with this trash, I guess so. Unless you are an employee for this nasty show 😂
Seth Myers is the best.
You are a good man for saying that, Seth.
We need you more than ever, Seth!
yeah, Maher pulled a cancun cruz and went on vacation right when the world decides to implode onto itself...
@George Morenstein ?
@George Morenstein Seth is entertaining and humorously shares information. I am not looking for more than that at the end of the day.
Zelenskyy brings strength to the people of many nations with his words. The world needs more men with open minds an healing words. This is a true man.✌💞🙏
Does a "True Man" allow Black and Brown students to be violently pushed off trains by his citizens and forced to fight for a country that's openly prejudiced towards them? Speak for urself
Keep rolling on
You were sharp tonight. Nice 👍
The photo with his kids and the puke bowls is hilariously relatable
“Donald Trump is blaming it on windmills.”
*First they kill all the birds, now they’re starting a war in Ukraine? What’s next, they invade mars?*
Don Quixote. It's all about the windmills.
@@Kimberly-dt4ko Little known fact: windmills sank the Titanic.
That's why we have space force to fight the upcoming war on mars against them windmills
Fun fact: Windmills killed Archduke Ferdinand. Can you believe it?
The windmills stole the 2020 election. The pillow guy and the Kraken lady said so.
"One degree of windmill." HAHAHA
I hope both your kids are feeling well
Bill Bar doesn't get to talk about how unhinged Trump is after all the bullpuckey he pulled in office.
Bill Barr should be sentenced to only wipe his ass with pages of his book instead of toilet papers for being a hypocritical cowards.
Define bullpuckey.
@@skiph3 Bullpucky : A polite way to dismiss or reject something without having to say bullshit. :)
Much like your attempt to start an argument.
@@alexvaraderey touche'!!
Bill Barr said he'd vote for Trump again if he runs in 2024. He's totally full of s**t.
9:24 The fact that Bar and the rest of GOP consider the term "progressives" to be an insult should tell you everything you need to know about them.
Also, never forget the people at Trump rallies leading up to 2020 with shirts that said "I'd rather be a Russian than a Democrat!" That's a real classy look right now...
They'd still rather be russian..
This. I don't mind voting for conservatives if that candidate is the better option, and sometimes they are. But the GOP has lost its %$@# mind. So I'll be voting for a lot of Democrats until these psychos are flushed out. Well played, GOP. 🙄
I find it highly ironic, given the Founding Fathers of the US were some of the most progressive thinkers of their time.
Well, modern-day Russia under Putin is practically a right-wing oligarchy with some conservative Christian trappings. Something the modern GOP under Trump would want to replicate in the USA.
Barr is saying he's a robot incapable of thinking for himself, it's toe the party line ....
That was excellent
Keep it up team 💪 👏
"Let's move ships to the Black Sea, get Japan on their flank, and scramble jets in the Baltics..."
Yah, and you know what constantly feinting jets around the Soviet border achieved during the cold war? A nuclear power so scared off their ass that their personal tasked with monitoring for nukes were mandated to fire a retaliatory strike, without consulting an officer, let alone the president, in order to assure mutual destruction, at all costs.
Thankfully one such technician didn't follow the directive. He suspected the incoming nukes he saw on the computer were a glitch and due to a highly improbable atmospheric condition, he was correct.
Trying to remember the colonel's name... Stanislav Petrov. RIP, Mr Petrov. Thank you.
FWIW, Europe has had defence ships & planes around the Black Sea & Baltic Sea for several years as a deterrent.
In recent months, Royal Air Force jets have been scrambled more than usual to 'escort' Russian jets from UK airspace. Ditto Ireland.
Putin struck fast.
But the lower level stuff has been ongoing for years.
I wish US news would do better.
Yea are you going to put on a uniform and pick up a weapon or are you going to sit at home in your moms basement and play cod ? Your type alwayscwantscacwar but you are not willing to go fight that war.
"Let's move ships to the Black Sea, get Japan on their flank, and scramble jets in the Baltics..."
Yes... Let's start WW3 with a nuclear power. Why not?! Plus the Black Sea has tons of Western ships, they just have to follow very strict guidelines of engagement.
Even if people like or don't like Biden, he was right: we are looking at WW3. NATO's article 5 is the major thing here that no one wants triggered...
Go Seth, you said Zelensky’s name correctly!
Let’s all go and talk about this in Truth Social… said no one ever
Axel's adorable! How could we not trust this cutie? Unless he's joking like his father.
Seth is in his zone with an audience. He sounds so much more confident and sharp and it’s great to see
I hear you, but I still don’t like them. 🤨
I thought it was all that time at impression camp, and maybe still not having to wear a tie.
I propose a compromise in which the audience can stay so Seth gets to feed off their energy, but they’re muted for broadcast/UA-cam so we don’t have to hear them
On second thought, this is a terrible idea
It's funny that you think he actually has one hahahaaa! You people are a trip! I love it, don't change! All love!
God, the windmill thing made me literally put my head in my hands. He talks like windmills won an election against him. Why does he hate them SO MUCH?
Oh my god I made this comment before I saw the Fox News guy trying to pitch war strategy, that’s so much more horrifying than the windmill thing.
Because he is a mentally ill corrupt and petulant selfish child in a corpulent old body with small appendages and digits ?
because he claims they kill birds and he has an empty nest on his head.
@@markmac2206 🤣 My guess was he lost a fight with one at a putt putt course once, but I like your theory better.
He hates them because of the wind generator farms near his golf course in Scotland. He sued to keep them from being built and lost.
That photo of Seth’s son with the bowl on his head so cute!!!😍🤣
11:36 That's some excellent writing there. Freaking out a raccoon with fire crackers, then run in dressed as a squirrel shouting "come with me if you want to live!" to lure it into a trap to fight with another raccoon. Whoever wrote this deserves a raise, that's some of the funniest sht I've heard in months. Which says a lot since I also watch the news.
Seth does such a better job telling the news than cable news.
The irony when Seth is a cable news network 😂😂
Yes he does he makes me feel better n lighted up.
So accurate!
He and Trevor Noah are the best!
@@Saiputera Ryan Lex,,,BOOM!! LMAO!!! I know,I was saying to myself,,Seth IS a cable news network!!!! Good one!!! LOL
Trump: „Windmills kill birds.“
Interview guy: Can‘t keep a straight face.
This is priceless.
The issue is they actually do. Dought Trump knew this.
@@PETE4955 You’re right. And it is astonishing that Trump actually knows anything. We could applaud him for that. But if I may differ, the issue is that in no way “windmills” (he means wind turbines) do kill birds like airplanes and cars. The comedy lies in the fact that Trump who cares about nothing and no one but himself suddenly seems to care about the health of birds.
@@nik_elektrik Trump really does care that "windmills" kill birds, or, to be more accurate, birdies, eagles and albatrosses at his Scottish golf courses...as for those 'rats with wings' (in Trump's mind)...meh
I can’t believe Axl is so big!! It seems like just yesterday that Seths wife gave labor in the entranceway to their building like a champ!!
Brilliant
Windmills are for grain. Wind TURBINES are green energy.
We still call them windmills though, we know
CORRECTION: The Zodiac Killer did not “fax” anything to the cops. He sent letters to local and regional newspapers, including his codes. The modern fax machine had only been invented five years prior to his killings.
That’s fax
it would be hard to fax a piece of a bloody shirt.
Hm. I believe you about the Zodiac Killer not faxing stuff to cops, but "it was invented 5 years prior" isn't a persuasive argument. I recommend editing that out.
Man, you're dying to wind up on weekly corrections. Xerox had fax transmission as early as 1964. And it cost about $20k. 3 minutes per page. Cool eh? You're still right about him NOT faxing those letters in, though. I will grant you that.
Just the fax, ma'am.
Um…that photo with Axel was the best thing I’ve seen this week. Thanks to the family!
Was not expecting Seth to be that good at his T Rump impression. ✨
The GOP needs to justify that $800 billion military budget.
Yeah my Air Force buddies need more Under Armor shirts
A 1% kickback on $800Bn is, wait... lemme think... move the decimal places 2 spaces to the left... um... OH MY GOD: what a racket!
So that happened without democrats help? Seek help.
That 800Billion budget is the Reason you don't live like the Taliban or the people of Russia. Thank the people who came before you. This country could easily be like Mexico which is the murder capital of the world or like Africa which is still ripe with Slavery and Slave Labor.
@@guitarpilots76 Yeah, considering the Democrats didn't have a majority in either area at that time, or were being filibustered to hell and back, Trump stacked the SC in his favor, and did basically whatever he wanted-- except actual work.
The Ukrainians thought they elected a comedian, but got a fucking legend!
Kiev fascist regime will fall and give up
The American democrats thought they elected a president Sleepy Joe, but got a puppet.
You brought out the trolls.
Americans literally elected a guy who is on medication to keep his cognitive function up and gave one 5 minute speech the entire election run lol. Nobody even knew his policies
A smart doctor once’s said something along the lines of “In every war, we don’t know whose going to die or how many lives will be broken until everyone does what they were always going to have to do. Sit down and TALK”
Barr never says he'll vote for Chump. Chump isn't running in 2024, he's just grifting his ass off for as long as he can.
So many belly laughs in such dark times. Thanks Seth, you’re the best 🤣🤣🤣
"First of all, I feel like you should like windmills because you both just go in fucking circles all the time and make a giant sucking sound" - I haven't laughed like that in weeks, that was absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
We need to strap frump to a wing of one of the windmills and just let ‘em spin, spin, spin away!!!!!
I know there's at least one Sbarro's in Washington DC: in the food court of Union Station, where the Boston-NYC-DC Acela train stops.
Dear Axel, its the grin that gives the game away. I know its hard to suppress that grin of satisfaction when you have successfully pulled off a fast one. But you've got to learn how to keep that grin inside.
Always manages to add just that needed touch of humor while dealing seriously with a topic
Touch of humor? More like a full body deep tissue massage, I’m laughing so hard at times!
There's a very fine line & I think Seth & his team are the best at walking it.
I find Colbert is a hit or a miss. Others opt for a more serious tone & then hit comedy on other topics.
This team has skill.
“Sabanctions” yessssss 😂😂
Man, I didn't think there was a man more obsessed with windmills than Don Quixote, but I guess that's just a thing for the crazies, huh?
Bill Barr’s interview was cut short when asked why he didn’t stay at his post and prosecute Trump to which he responded by slamming his hands on the table and repeatedly shouting “NOT THE MAMA!”
LOLLLLL haha he does look like him and also fred flintstone
"Injecting people with disinfection" will definitely make it to this week's corrections. Wally, what have you done?
Disinfection, Datinfection...what's the difference, Jackal?
I was about to point it out!
The kid bit was hilarious
One degree of windmill is a great movie title.