When Jerma was created, you could say a second world formed. That second world isn’t so far away from our own. If we really considered it, our “real world” is only a hologram that flows through Jerma. Things that we can be angry at end at a certain point. However, more may form inside of Jerma... Who knows the power they have now... maybe enough to interact with our world...
I was so engrossed in the story I didn't even realize he just gave that woman more than ONE BILLION dollars for all the limes on the planet and she said absolutely nothing
Little known fact; Jeremy Green legally had his first name changed to "Mister" at the age of 23, claiming "Now everyone will show me the respect I deserve!" He was found drinking the water from a gutter six days later after a gambling spree in Las Vegas.
I love the reveal of Mr. Green at the end, like you can feel the hints of it throughout but when he exclaims “IT WAS ME, MR FUCKING GREEN!” The way I physically cheered was insane.
40:36 its fascinating how mr. green's first instinct after winning a billion dollars is to break into laughter in the tune of pachelbel's canon in d major
mr green’s origins: crazy chocolatier who becomes addicted to gambling, spends his riches on an obscene amount of limes, is hunted down by a money launderer, and is green from eating said limes jerma’s origin story: ate an entire sleeve of oreos and threw up in his mother’s bed
@@swallowme535 yeah he’s fucking insane, he also crashed his car into a pole while talking to himself in the rearview mirror and beat dark souls 3 on stream
Someone needs to take Thanos with the infinity stones out in the middle of nowhere at the end of the movie and turn it into Mr. Green and his fuckin limes
watching this unfold live was so incredible. I've seen very few twists as engaging as finding out Silly Zonka Wonka was a young Mr. Green the whole time.
Silly Zonka became green after a work accident where he fell into a huge vat of melted green candies, burning him severly and causing his skin to become permenantly green. Due to the trauma of his accident his drug, alcohol, and prominent gambling addiction only got worse, making the Mr. Green we know today.
It all makes sense now... upon losing $40,000, Mr Green told Steve "don't worry about it! Mr Green's got ten million in the bank!" He then proceeded to gamble away another 40 grand. I bet you Steve was his last loyal Zonka Lompa, offering vomit-free shirts to his old boss out of respect for the man he used to be.
10000 calories = 500 limes Limes don't have cholesterol, instead potassium, 1 lime = 1% daily value of potassium, which explains his heart explosions He probably eats at least 1000 limes a day, which is 1000% potassium Basically Mr. Green is a living potassium bomb
4:34 "Is this the Among Us guy?" The easiest way to tell a 2ndJerma upload is actually from a recent stream is if someone in chat brings up sus or Amongus at any point
Jerma playing a GAMBLING game: "If you walk into a casino and expect to leave with 10 million dollars, you have the wrong idea." Jerma playing a CHOCOLATE ENTREPRENEUR game: "Can I walk away with over a billion dollars from the casino?"
Consider the following: >Jerma played the game Chocolatier this year, which starts around 1880 and ended his stream with the in-game calendar stating it was December of 1951. >The final purchase was limes weighing a combined total of 3,138,805 pounds. >An individual lime weighs approximately 1.5 ounces, converting the weight to 50,220,880 ounces. >The total price for this transaction was $1,067,193,728. >Adjusted for inflation, Jerma spent around $10,872,118,195.83 for 33,480,586 limes in total.
I'd like to point out that Mr.Green bought 3138805 SACKS of limes. Lets say every bag has like 75 limes. I dont know whats more impressive: The lady having monopoly on all the limes in the world, or Mr.Green eating them all
I like how the gambling minigames are kept separate to the 'main game', buying and selling of ingredients/chocolates with random prices, as if they are different.
well there is like 5,000 people on average at every stream. you ask a room full of 5,000 people to tell a joke, on of em's gonna be a pretty funny one!
Some comments are suggesting this is Mr. Green's origin story, and others think this is actually a SEQUEL to that casino stream. What if it's both, and Mr. Green is just trapped in an eternal cycle of gambling and chocolatiering, rags to riches to rags to riches?
39:02 - Mr. Green Appears New Facts about Mr. Green - He owns a Chocolate Company (Also may have lead to his own Company's demise after making paper ice cream... the company's name he can't remember) - First name is Jeremy - He became Green after buying 3,138,805 limes (and more limes) and started eating nothing but them - Mr. Green became a Lime Tycoon Magnate after abusing numerous financial institutions loans (Blata Rihan) and he never plans on paying them back. - The limes owned by Mr. Green were used to continue his alcoholic addiction (Specifically in some of his favorite drinks, which all include limes like: the daiquiri, gimlet, margarita and mojito)
No no, Mr. Green is constantly losing his money, so he has to do small jobs like house flipping or in this case choclatiering, and he finds loopholes which allows him to get back his money and go gambling.
@@trueforgottenfool3139 mr green is a money making genious, but his extreme gambling addiction sets him back from taking over the entire world's money.
Jeremy Greenz was a once-humble visionary, having worked his company Zonka Chocolates (which he ran under the pseudonym "Silly Zonka Wonka") to international acclaim with his unique chocolates and eye-catching, mouthwatering presentation. Everything went south when he first played a slot machine while in Las Vegas, Nevada, while on a business trip scouting for the perfect strawberries for a new confection. Now, after a months-long stint in which he almost bankrupted the company; becoming the first billionaire chocolate company CEO in history (through his gambling addiction); and the drug-fueled bender which landed him in the middle of the Australian bush with nothing but a cell phone signal and a crippling addiction to limes (funded through his aggressive business acquisitions) leaving him a green hue; Mr. Greenz retired to a luxury poker table in Las Vegas where he still lives to this day.
Dr. Zonka and Mr. Green. You see, “Mr. Green” as he calls himself first appeared after Dr. Zonka ate one of his signature Sprite Urinal Cakes and chased it with an extra-large bestselling The Cuban Clock Cleaner before heading to the Vegas Strip. “It’s gonna be a long night” he told the clerk at the front desk of the hotel he was staying at before taking the last swig of his The Cuban Clock Cleaner.
I wish I could give Jerma a large amount of cash and tell him to go to a casino and either spend it all or get a million dollars. He'd go full psycho before the night was over (Nice pfp btw)
Some times Jerma has conversations with chat but I can’t tell when he’s actually talking or when he’s reading a chat so it just sounds like the ramblings of an insane person.
Jerma is the kind of guy who would stream a game like Bannerlord for its selling point of huge action-packed battles for everyone to watch unfold... just to spend hours streaming himself trading butter instead.
Imagine having to log 50 million dollars worth of coins over to a slotmachine, only to get drowned in wealth when it starts spewing out 500 million dollars in coin
It will never not be funny to me that Jerma eludes to the fact that he's drinking his THC blend, and then denies it and makes up stories for the next 30 minutes every other stream
Cannot put into words how AMAZING it was to catch this live. The lime part continued to spiral, I know there probably isn't enough but it deserves a part 3
Started watching your videos back in 2011 when the dunkaccino meme was popular and told one of my friends I would only subscribe if Jerma sang the dunkaccino song and here we are 10 years later...
Just for context, as soon as it said Las Vegas the entire chat was FUCKED
they foresaw the dramatic return of mr. green
why this got no replies?
@@d0o0b-w1g i ate then
@@abdullahhatkou5550 Salamo alekom brother in Allah!.
For some reason I read it as Lad Vegas as was very confused as to why they changed the name in the game
I AM INVINCIBLE
**
THATS A 19 BABY
*Title card* followed by blood splatter
NO ONE FUCKS WITH MR GREEN
@@GabetheDogeXD Mr Green is my favourite Invincible character
@@ItsRyanHello I KNOW THE NEXT CARD IS GONNA BE BLACK JACK ON 50 GRAND
**oh jesus christ**
The worst thing this company did was send their gambling addicted chocolate salesman to Vegas for strawberries
Omfg you’re right
I knew the moment I saw Vegas Jerma was going to lose it
It's like Avi telling Frankie Four Fingers not to gamble, we all know how it ends.
It was their best thing (earned almost a billion) until he also got addicted to limes
You could say… they took a bet… where my noose
"Seven hundred...MiLLiOn..." Watching Jerma turn into Mr. Green in real time is insanity.
Dr. Jerma and Mr. Green
I swear to god, this was some Arthur Fleck becoming the Joker shit
39:04 The Moment.
@@ghhn4505 better than the joker moment lmao
literally the climax of spider man 1
I love that Mr.Green is just Jermas natural "I have acquired an ungodly amount of money" voice.
ah my favourite website Mr dot Green
I don't know any austrian, but that certainly is a website.
That accidental website link links to a german casino which is pretty incredible.
This just adds on to Mr Greens addiction
hehe u can wiggle the cards on the website
Jerma Making Up Guys in His Head to Be Angry At is a rich vein of comedy
“Making up”
They’re real to him
GrillmasterXBBQ
Chat isn't even real. This psycho doesn't even livestream, he only prerecord.
When Jerma was created, you could say a second world formed. That second world isn’t so far away from our own. If we really considered it, our “real world” is only a hologram that flows through Jerma. Things that we can be angry at end at a certain point. However, more may form inside of Jerma... Who knows the power they have now... maybe enough to interact with our world...
@@2fortsmostwanted "and is mr. green in--" "greenz." "right. is mr. greenz in the room with us right now?"
I was so engrossed in the story I didn't even realize he just gave that woman more than ONE BILLION dollars for all the limes on the planet and she said absolutely nothing
🤷🏻♀️
Pokerface; you’re about to become a billionaire you don’t want to accidentally make him realise what he’s doing
People think Mr. Green got his namesake from being a multimillionaire gambler, but it's actually because of his monopoly on limes
That’s some game of thrones shit
also because he's green from eating several thousand limes a day for months
His lust, gluttony, greed and envy has only grown since his last venture.
His lust...?
@@deliocache2528 for vengeance >:D
a disgusting man. an engorged, oily, rank man, full of bitterness
@@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 WHOOOOOOO?!
And his cholesterol
I'm just imagining this woman selling limes in the desert, becoming a billionaire overnight because some billionare is on a drunk bender.
Little known fact; Jeremy Green legally had his first name changed to "Mister" at the age of 23, claiming "Now everyone will show me the respect I deserve!"
He was found drinking the water from a gutter six days later after a gambling spree in Las Vegas.
6 days after that he was about to purchase one of the worlds largest mansions, day after that it was back to the gutters for him though
@@hengedraws mr green is a man of highs and lows
I love the reveal of Mr. Green at the end, like you can feel the hints of it throughout but when he exclaims “IT WAS ME, MR FUCKING GREEN!” The way I physically cheered was insane.
Absolutely feel you dude 😎
It was like a marvel end credits scene
When the world needed him least, Mr Green returned...
🙏
the return in February and again in May
Mr Green, the hero nobody needed but nobody wanted
@@2fortsmostwanted and nobody deserved
the oncuele
"thats why hes green" definitely deserves a one guy nomination
Silence, furry
hi leo
@@jackpumpoen hi jack
“He got killed”
@@TheAurelianProject god i wish you were censored
40:36 its fascinating how mr. green's first instinct after winning a billion dollars is to break into laughter in the tune of pachelbel's canon in d major
mr green’s origins: crazy chocolatier who becomes addicted to gambling, spends his riches on an obscene amount of limes, is hunted down by a money launderer, and is green from eating said limes
jerma’s origin story: ate an entire sleeve of oreos and threw up in his mother’s bed
Is this that same streamer? Didnt he also literally build a house with a dad in its walls
Basically Mr Green is The Joker from Jermaverse and Jerma is...Scout from TF2
@@swallowme535 yeah he’s fucking insane, he also crashed his car into a pole while talking to himself in the rearview mirror and beat dark souls 3 on stream
@@Guitar_Hero_1999 clown car streamer
@@candyman9635 dumptruck e-clown with extreme bloodlust
31:28 Grayfruit causing Jerma to think he’s colourblind is one hell of a thing
grayfruit is a hell of a guy
Grayfruit's a hell of a thing-man
31 and a Half min in
incredible the shockwaves he made on that bit
Slick
The greatest super villain origin story of all time
Someone needs to take Thanos with the infinity stones out in the middle of nowhere at the end of the movie and turn it into Mr. Green and his fuckin limes
Mr. Green made his fortune off of the illegal cocoa trade
Every Villain Is Lime
Doctor doom has a pretty cool origin story
@@RyanGoutbeck nerd
watching this unfold live was so incredible. I've seen very few twists as engaging as finding out Silly Zonka Wonka was a young Mr. Green the whole time.
that's why he used to be called Mr. Greenz, until the guilt of Silly Zonka Wonka caught up to him, and he dropped the Z from his surname
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Silly Zonka became green after a work accident where he fell into a huge vat of melted green candies, burning him severly and causing his skin to become permenantly green. Due to the trauma of his accident his drug, alcohol, and prominent gambling addiction only got worse, making the Mr. Green we know today.
@@surkey5055all it takes is one bad day
It all makes sense now... upon losing $40,000, Mr Green told Steve "don't worry about it! Mr Green's got ten million in the bank!" He then proceeded to gamble away another 40 grand.
I bet you Steve was his last loyal Zonka Lompa, offering vomit-free shirts to his old boss out of respect for the man he used to be.
i like how when mr green realises he doesn't have a shit ton of money anymore his voice begins returning back to jerma's
13:16 "You guys ever drink an extra large coffee before? I have."
Jerma speaks like he drinks exclusively extra large coffees
they're actually regular sized, but to jerma they're extra large
"drinks" is pretty inaccurate. he actually swims in the coffee and absorbs the caffeine through his skin
@@Eira_ Clever.
Did anyone else hear Mr. Green foreshadowing his return at 36:00? Mr. Green was here before Jerma even knew it, that's how powerful he is.
He also foreshadows it at 22:36 with "We get a ticket to Vegas? I'm going home!"
I love how he creates full on stories with complete lore out of an off hand comment
“Mr. Green! Save some for later!”
“FUCK OFF I’M STARVING! I’VE ONLY HAD 10,000 CALORIES TODAY!”
10000 calories = 500 limes
Limes don't have cholesterol, instead potassium, 1 lime = 1% daily value of potassium, which explains his heart explosions
He probably eats at least 1000 limes a day, which is 1000% potassium
Basically Mr. Green is a living potassium bomb
@@williammurderface2377 and after 10,000 he's still starving. Imagine how many limes he eats regularly. To what extreme?
@@gorbulations2425 he drinks nothing but lime juice and may or may not be injecting himself with lime concentrate
@@williammurderface2377 His blood can literally cure scurvy
@@gorbulations2425 if he eats a tums his stomach acid just vaporizes it
I love how every time Jerma says he's done gambling, absolutely no one believes him. Especially himself.
Dont let Mr. Greenz distract you from the fact that Jerma 985 was DISCOMBOBULATED and replaced by Jerma 993 this stream
But then Jerma 993 was sucked into a wormhole at 22:47 and replaced by Jerma 1006.
Just don't cross the big shot known as Jerma997.
Jerma007 is on its way to hunt down 985's fans
Jeremy Greenz wasn't born into greed, he was broken down and reshaped by it
He was born in greed, molded by it. He didn't see charity until he was a man, and by then it left him wanting.
haha nice pfp :D
@@clyax113
"The cards betray you, because the Blackjack belonged to _me"._
4:34 "Is this the Among Us guy?"
The easiest way to tell a 2ndJerma upload is actually from a recent stream is if someone in chat brings up sus or Amongus at any point
Lmao, also true over a year later
It amazes me that every single game he plays he finds a way to gamble. What an addicted psycho
I feel like Mr. Green is the Hulk to Jerma's Bruce Banner
Instead of anger being the trigger, its his hunger for more money which fuels him
What would be the Smart-Hulk equivalen
The Hyde to his Jekyll.
@@codysmall6826 The Hyde to his Jerma
@@Thrybald Hulk is wrath, Mr. Green is greed. Chat is the rest of the sins
somehow the fact he can perfectly imitate a can of whipped cream is absolutely hilarious to me
i'm still laughing from his imitation of being grabbed by a wormhole sound
I muted the video on accident and thought Jerma was just being quiet for some joke, I turn the volume back on and he's making choking sounds.
the slow change of his voice while he's gambling is so fucking good for the twist of him being mr green the whole time
"mister FUCKING Green" is the most powerful thing I've heard in a while
Jerma went to Harvard (to be observed by psychology students, as a case study of gambling addiction)
Jerma playing a GAMBLING game: "If you walk into a casino and expect to leave with 10 million dollars, you have the wrong idea."
Jerma playing a CHOCOLATE ENTREPRENEUR game: "Can I walk away with over a billion dollars from the casino?"
He was expecting to leave with enough for Taco Bell and came out being able to buy the entire company
@@iaminthefridge3056 +2
@@iaminthefridge3056 +2
@@iaminthefridge3056 +2
@@iaminthefridge3056 +2
11:20 "Why is tea so expensive?"
-CEO of the Brittish east India company shortly before the 1st opium war is declared
Also Americans before the Boston tea party
Consider the following:
>Jerma played the game Chocolatier this year, which starts around 1880 and ended his stream with the in-game calendar stating it was December of 1951.
>The final purchase was limes weighing a combined total of 3,138,805 pounds.
>An individual lime weighs approximately 1.5 ounces, converting the weight to 50,220,880 ounces.
>The total price for this transaction was $1,067,193,728.
>Adjusted for inflation, Jerma spent around $10,872,118,195.83 for 33,480,586 limes in total.
i know this is a old comment but, it was 3 million SACKS of limes!
This is the sequel (I believe) and starts with the end of the second world war
I'd like to point out that Mr.Green bought 3138805 SACKS of limes. Lets say every bag has like 75 limes. I dont know whats more impressive: The lady having monopoly on all the limes in the world, or Mr.Green eating them all
75 limes for $340? You're insane. I estimate more like 1,000 per.
Actually that's 1951 money, so maybe even more.
@@BodywiseMustard probably. I never did well in my economics classes. My point stands though
Jerma's criteria for picking a game is just whether or not it has gambling mechanics in it isn't it.
Oh that's 100% his criteria.
I like how the gambling minigames are kept separate to the 'main game', buying and selling of ingredients/chocolates with random prices, as if they are different.
I'll never stop being amazed at how jerma's chat somehow instantly comes up with a witty response every time jerma says or does anything
well there is like 5,000 people on average at every stream.
you ask a room full of 5,000 people to tell a joke, on of em's gonna be a pretty funny one!
@@we-must-live Like monkeys on typewriters
Some comments are suggesting this is Mr. Green's origin story, and others think this is actually a SEQUEL to that casino stream.
What if it's both, and Mr. Green is just trapped in an eternal cycle of gambling and chocolatiering, rags to riches to rags to riches?
Oh my god. That would explain his miraculous ability to suddenly have so much money to gamble with.
One must imagine Mr Green happy
mr green may be one of my favorite jerma characters
39:02 - Mr. Green Appears
New Facts about Mr. Green
- He owns a Chocolate Company (Also may have lead to his own Company's demise after making paper ice cream... the company's name he can't remember)
- First name is Jeremy
- He became Green after buying 3,138,805 limes (and more limes) and started eating nothing but them
- Mr. Green became a Lime Tycoon Magnate after abusing numerous financial institutions loans (Blata Rihan) and he never plans on paying them back.
- The limes owned by Mr. Green were used to continue his alcoholic addiction (Specifically in some of his favorite drinks, which all include limes like: the daiquiri, gimlet, margarita and mojito)
36:00
Can't wait for the Mr. Green historical biopic, with Peter Dinklage playing Jerma
Not having Willem Dafoe as Jerma would be a sin. They could make him smaller by forced perspective or edit his height in post.
@@Simjorfeo Shit, you're absolutely right
@@Simjorfeo deepfake Willem Dafoe over Peter Dinklage's face
@@squabbbb Do that and then deepfake Jerma’s face on regular height Willem Dafoe and pretend it’s a different guy altogether.
@@Simjorfeo Peter Dinklage plays Jerma and when he turns into Mr.Green Dinklage turns into Willem Dafoe
Mr. Green is just what happens when Jerma puts on The Mask from the movie "The Mask"
not much changes
39:50
The moment where Jerma truly became Mister Green
36:00
When enough money is involved, Mr. Green occupies the host's body
No no, Mr. Green is constantly losing his money, so he has to do small jobs like house flipping or in this case choclatiering, and he finds loopholes which allows him to get back his money and go gambling.
@@trueforgottenfool3139 mr green is a money making genious, but his extreme gambling addiction sets him back from taking over the entire world's money.
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Doctor Jerma and Mr Green
Is anyone else astonished at his perfect impression of a whipped cream can?
Yes it’s terrifying
When he said "STEVE! C'MERE!" I fucking *_lost it._*
My sense of humor has been so warped that "Buy limes at market value" is the funniest thing I've ever heard
Jeremy Greenz was a once-humble visionary, having worked his company Zonka Chocolates (which he ran under the pseudonym "Silly Zonka Wonka") to international acclaim with his unique chocolates and eye-catching, mouthwatering presentation. Everything went south when he first played a slot machine while in Las Vegas, Nevada, while on a business trip scouting for the perfect strawberries for a new confection.
Now, after a months-long stint in which he almost bankrupted the company; becoming the first billionaire chocolate company CEO in history (through his gambling addiction); and the drug-fueled bender which landed him in the middle of the Australian bush with nothing but a cell phone signal and a crippling addiction to limes (funded through his aggressive business acquisitions) leaving him a green hue; Mr. Greenz retired to a luxury poker table in Las Vegas where he still lives to this day.
The return of mr green is a welcome one
After losing all his money to casinos, he took out a loan to make a chocolate factory
@@kekula69 mr green is a business man, He does all sorts of business!
a surprise to be sure
Its like im watching someone in a helicopter without a back rotor spiral to the ground
Jerma makes up a guy and gets really mad pretending that guy exists
It’s GrillmasterxBBQ all over again.
Twitter
"I'm never gambling ever again in the game."
> over 30 mins left of the video.
I still come back and watch this video every couple of months, this is ADHD unhinged and in full force and hilarity. It's incredible.
I love that mr green slowly takes control over jerma over the course of the whole video all culminating in getting a billion dollars
This man lives dangerously close to the Vegas Strip IRL.
The classic tale of Dr Jekyll and Mr Green
Dr Jerma and Mr Green
Dr. Zonka and Mr. Green.
You see, “Mr. Green” as he calls himself first appeared after Dr. Zonka ate one of his signature Sprite Urinal Cakes and chased it with an extra-large bestselling The Cuban Clock Cleaner before heading to the Vegas Strip. “It’s gonna be a long night” he told the clerk at the front desk of the hotel he was staying at before taking the last swig of his The Cuban Clock Cleaner.
You’re laughing. Jerma has a serious gambling addiction and you’re laughing.
40:39
I’d like to see Jerma actually go to a casino and see if Mr. Green takes over
"You can't throw me out! Do you know who I am? I'm Mr Fucking Green, that's who!"
I wish I could give Jerma a large amount of cash and tell him to go to a casino and either spend it all or get a million dollars. He'd go full psycho before the night was over
(Nice pfp btw)
time to cast Jerma was Willy Wonka ...a very disturbing and scary interpretation of Willy Wonka
Jermas big screen debut
willy wonka but they just put cigarettes and advil in all the candy
He would fit more as an oompa loompa
@@Capatat your comment is not only a short joke but a clever one at that.
agustus gloop gets trapped in the cbd oil river tube
The fact it's basically true at this point that Mr. Green has the body type of King K. Rool makes it all the better
rancid gambler turned chocolate mogul, mr green now lives in the depths of peruvian tunnel systems.
He couldn’t even get to Peru in-game. He retired to Havana and tried to get the locals to buy his limes
Some times Jerma has conversations with chat but I can’t tell when he’s actually talking or when he’s reading a chat so it just sounds like the ramblings of an insane person.
jerma saying "catboy" and "peg" in the same sentence made me giggle so badly
Is it weird that I want Mr Green to come to my funeral just to vomit into and have a heart attack on top of my open casket ?? 😳
Honor
What if we kiss under the shadow of Mr Greenz? 🥵
ClonesDream in a way we’re all in mr Green’s shadow. It’s big enough to blot out the sun and cause a thousand year winter
Perfectly normal!
I’d be afraid if you didn’t want that to occur!
@@bellboy7809 thank god i've been waiting 3 days to hear that
Mr Green seems like the kind of guy who got his riches off the back of childhood obesity.
The Mr. Green laugh to Pachelbel's Canon In D Major 40:38 has me weak every time
Jerma is the kind of guy who would stream a game like Bannerlord for its selling point of huge action-packed battles for everyone to watch unfold... just to spend hours streaming himself trading butter instead.
I like how mr green is green in the thumbnails.
Laughing to Pachibel's Canon is truly psycho behavior and I love it
Mr. Green is far far too insane for drugs as they might balance him out. "Get the fuck away from me, I'm playing my chocolate game!"
jerma is one of the few streamers that seems actually amused by his chat
the wormhole bit sound is personally more iconic to me than the substitute teacher noise
The funniest part about Mr. Green is that Mr Green Ltd. is an online gambling company that offers online casinos.
Imagine having to log 50 million dollars worth of coins over to a slotmachine, only to get drowned in wealth when it starts spewing out 500 million dollars in coin
8:10 I love how the guy who literally runs the gambling mini game looks exactly like an older, wrinkled Jerma.
Holy
The eternal punishment of Elbertson, trapped to forever watch young fools throw their lives away in the same way he once did, unable to stop them
I’ve trained myself to fall asleep to this video. At this point I don’t even make it 15mins before I’m out cold lmao
My god, the thumbnails for Mr. Green are always so spot on lol
Mr. Green, your luck rubbed off on me, here's a thousand dollars
Insane once a week Andy takes out loan to start comedy chocolate factory, 100% real green in every bite
You can tell in his voice how he slowly turns into Mr. Green
that sneeze was an oblivion death sound
It will never not be funny to me that Jerma eludes to the fact that he's drinking his THC blend, and then denies it and makes up stories for the next 30 minutes every other stream
Cannot put into words how AMAZING it was to catch this live. The lime part continued to spiral, I know there probably isn't enough but it deserves a part 3
this is legitimately amazing. How does this guy exist
*Jeremy Green is just jerma’s gambling addiction manifested into a stream bit*
I finally understand why my parents yell at the tv
22:43 my personal favorite Jeremy moment
22:53 the best part of that
At 8:04 I almost thought he got an actual can of something, PERFECT whipped cream noise
Started watching your videos back in 2011 when the dunkaccino meme was popular and told one of my friends I would only subscribe if Jerma sang the dunkaccino song and here we are 10 years later...
There’s no way that was from 2011!!!!
It was ahead of it's time
The sheer power of that thumbnail. No one has captured the true essence of Mr Green better.
INSANE streamer gets lost in a cholesterol factory
Jerma doesn't have a gambling addiction but his split personality most definitely has it.
The jerma eating bit was funny, but I enjoy the fact that he was just sitting there enjoying the art his community makes for him :)
WOAH 8:04 WHIPPED CREAM SOUND EFFECT IS SO GOOD??
MR GREEN HAS BEEN A VOCAL STIM FOR ME FOR LIKE A LONG TIME LETS GOOOO