The Ryanverse is consistent. Mustaches indicates their hierarchy and authority, and as the dream version of the TSA agent became gentler and lacked in authority, his mustache started to fall off, but whipped back to its place when our protagonist snapped backed to reality. Oop...there goes gravity.
this is just like when I’m waking up for school and I go through a whole imaginary sequence of getting up and getting ready and then thinking I’m ready and don’t have to do anything even tho I’m still asleep in my bed 💀
lol I’d stayed up all night to pack and go to the airport at 3am and was out like a rock, head back and mouth open, for the 5-hour flight in the back row of the plane. The attendant kept waking me up for stuff and I couldn’t even focus my eyes and would just flop back to sleep, but I could hear the laughter in his voice. I still don’t get what he wanted or what was so humorous. Maybe I was snoring or something? But I don’t snore-or, it just took me 6 years to realize I might’ve been doing glottal fry in my sleep (I groan like the Grudge).
I think this is, because the more imposing the mustache, the more demanding/powerful the person in the ryan george universe. So the mustache partially coming off is because he gets less demanding and more understanding i think
Some might think that the falling mustache was a mistake. It was actually a representation of how reality itself seems to melt away when you’re in your fifth attempt at removing your belt
one time i went through tsa and i heard “i need to see your baseball” to which i responded “i’m sorry sir i don’t have one” and he responded “i’ve never met someone your age who doesn’t have one” so i was very confused. “i’m sorry what do you need to see” “your cellphone, i need to swab it for a routine check” “oh my cellphone, here you go” this video is too accurate
@@HuffGLaDTem ..like if drugs were on the phone? im still confused, im picturing them swabbing the screen...this seems like an odd practice because im not grasping the context behind it all lol
bro ikr... one of my jobs is next to my house so i literally fall out of bed to brush my teeth and put on clothes and walk in to work...if im coming in at 7am ive just woken up at 6:30-6:35 .... so im basically still literally waking up and everything is just a blur
@@DeRockMedia Lol. Maybe invest in a coffee maker with a timer on it. Starts itself 6:30AM. Wake up to fresh coffee. Clears the cobwebs. The way I like to make coffee, I buy espresso and make it in a regular drip coffee maker. It's stronger than regular coffee but not as strong as espresso. I like it like that. Cream and sugar. I tried all the cheaper brands of espresso and there's one brand that stands out to me as the best. I don't know if you can get it where you are but it's called Cafe La Llave. Pronounced (Cafay La Yavey) So good. I'm very loyal to that brand. It's so cheap but so good.
@@kittyunderwood8918 And you want to wake up? Well, I suppose there's a few options. My friend likes to take caffeine pills but I just don't like them. They don't work as effectively as coffee and they kinda make me sick a little. I just don't like them. It's not a good habit imo. There's other caffeinated beverages. Strong tea I suppose. Like an Earl Grey. In south America they drink something called Yerba Mate which has a mild stimulant similar to caffeine but no caffeine. But if you really want to shake off the cobwebs while eschewing stimulating beverages. Exercise. Run for a while. Also, a regular sleep cycle is very good to do if it's possible in these hectic modern times. It's good for your overall health anyway. If you set your alarm for the same time every day and wake up even on weekends, you'll find yourself waking up seconds before your alarm sounds. At least I did. Then you'll want to get to bed on time. At least 7 hours. Not as if I follow my own advice. Lol.
@@PaulTheSkeptic I was really just giving you shit cause you went on a long rant about coffee assuming the other person drinks it, but honestly I'm in the minority by not drinking coffee so it's fine lol. Unfortunately for me if I don't wait until I'm exhausted to go to bed, then I'll wake up constantly throughout the night and have a worst night sleep trying to get eight hours than just waiting a bit and getting 6 hours. Usually
As someone who is not a morning person, flies often to visit out of state relatives, and has parents that wake me up at 4:00 AM for no reason, I can verify that this video is accurate 👍
Yeah except this is me at 7am, maybe even sometimes 8am. I work from home and roll out of bed at 9:30 every morning and roll into bed at 2am every night. I love my life and everyone else needs to adjust to it dammit!
Same! Even for mid-morning flights - you can sleep on the plane lol Edit: what's a "gorpen"? Edit2: never you mind, found it next to the stack of belts!
Not quite the same, but as a kid i was once so excited to be woken by my family on my birthday that I repeatedly dreamt that I woke up to them singing happy birthday... happened like 6 times in a row, was kinda awful. Was such a relief when it finally happened for real.
I had the opposite happen once. I had just had surgery and was waking up and they gave me a popsicle. Then after eating it, I overheard them saying that I ate two. Two... I had no memory of the first one at all. It still bothers me. I woke up after I woke up.
I flew while slightly sleep deprived today and this was so relatable. The guy was shouting something about two bins for every person that I understood about as well as "Morgantopf the pestlewimpft"... 😩
The belt thing is actually surprisingly accurate, just maybe not when you're at the airport. Oftentims when falling asleep from exhaustion you think you're doing something only to snap out of it and realize you haven't moved at all. Think about doing it again, and you're doing it... No, wait. Still haven't moved. By the fourth time you might realize the thing you wanted to do isn't even something you can do or even makes sense, you've just made it up in your sleepy nonsense.
Since the bot one is one of the first to show up, I'll interact here to counterbalance (a little). Also I sometimes realize this in bed when I didn't really woke up yet, but I really thought I turned around - which I didn't ^^"
When I was still at school and had to wake up at 6:30, I had full on false awakenings in the morning. A false awakening is when you dream about doing your morning routine, only to wake up and find yourself still in bed. Because I was so groggy my Dad would bring me a slice of toast to eat in bed; some mornings I would eat that same slice of toast three or four times, each time waking up to find it uneaten, only to fall back to sleep and dream about eating it again. Often it was ice cold by the time I ate it for real.
@@tashabrun2708 That used to happen to me a lot with work, especially when I had to get up in the early hours of the night to go somewhere. I'd dream of getting up and showering, then realize I was still in bed, space out for 10 more minutes and hallucinate getting breakfast, but no. An hour would go by caught between loops until eventually I noticed what was going on and saw the time running out and my chance to do these things with it.
As someone who once had to go through airport security at 4AM after not sleeping (because I was terrified of oversleeping and missing my rescheduled flight) after my flight was delayed by 19 hours...this is amazingly accurate
@@JeremySolo I thought Ryan and Julie got divorced? Maybe they got married again? Cos as you said there is literally no one else, just Julie, mirror Julie and a hundred Ryans.
I actually told a TSA agent that was yelling at the crowd “This isn’t my shit, it’s yours, keep it moving!” and berating people that this wasn’t a cell block, he wasn’t a prison guard, and I wasn’t impressed. I expected a full body cavity search after that, but to my surprise he was replaced and things quieted down after that. Miracles do happen (this was at the Vegas airport by the way).
I got up at 3 yesterday and this is EXACTLY how it felt. Absolute zombies wandering around while TSA acts like this is a training camp for the Navy Seals
God that's exactly how I felt when my friends had the not so bright idea to stay up all night so it would be easier to just sleep on the flight. Surprise to no one, it did not in fact help, and the 3 days of travel were a pretty sleep deprived haze where I'm fairly sure I looked like a complete moron who had never traveled in their life and had in fact, never learned how to navigate outside my nursery.
I have made the factual realization that no matter how tired you are, you will NEVER be able to fall asleep in a plane. It will always be that halfway sleep with various uncomfortable-nesses preventing any real rest.
This is literally exactly what it's like when you're so tired that you are literally standing, not talking, with your eyes closed, and you have no idea, because you could swear you're awake right now talking to them and you're getting pissed off that they're ignoring you and also occasionally speak gibberish. I've been there, in college when i was homeless
I know that feeling - it's like you're trying to talk underwater... I was homeless a bit in college, too- stayed with my gf in her dorm. It was risky, being a girls only wing!
im forced to be a morning person but i set my alarm to get the max amount of minutes before work....then i have coworkers that get up 2-3 hours earlier (3-4 am) before work and say i should do the same....naa
It's actually kind of nice when I have to do things early in the morning because normally I would be anxious, but being sleepy means I don't have the energy to give a shit.
When I was at college I was awake many times for 48h straight before my exams, so one of the side effects were a genuine lack of anxiousness and self awareness that I usually have when surrounded by people. It was truly liberating to not care how I look or if someone is even looking at me
Just went through this exact thing twice in the span of about 1 month. The pain is when he says "one of the most stressful things at one of the sleepiest times" is so real! 😵😆😆
Yeah he apparently has a good, what did he say? 7 hours? A 7 hour delay? That's a whole night's sleep. Grab your pillow and your jammies and a blanket and just curl right up on that conveyor belt. Maybe a teddy bear. Just don't pull the blanket around you too tight or the baggage handlers will pick you up and put you in the luggage compartment on some plane. It would be nice if it was your plane though and you sleep right through and wake up at your destination.
The reaction to the person waiting in-line telling Ryan to take his belt off just killed me. I've watched it 5 times and laugh way too hard every time.
This literally happened to me last year. I showed up at an airport at 4 AM for a flight that was at like 420 go through the whole check-in process go to my booth wait there and then find out my flight has been delayed seven hours.
"Sir, please remove any pockets might have with those pockets inside the pockets." "Flipping Gorpin" "Morgon tought the peso-wins" "Wolp black beddy blam lamb" -Wise words by Ryan George
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon As someone who organizes D&D online, including with Americans who have no sense of timezones, I can absolutely tell you they exist. And so does daylight savings and I ALWAYS have to be the one to track daylight savings for the players because they can't keep track of it themselves, I guess. So like... I have to make my own reminders for each of their timezones and then game times have to be adjusted and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@@linmonPIE hey I’m late night shift, I’m not a morning person either lol. I’ll start talking like Officer George in the vid but thinking I’m making sense. “Take your laptops out and put them in your bags please.”
I can totally relate to this video, last time I flew was in April, and yeah, this was spot on how I was trying to get through security. I could feel the stares at me while I was trying to get everything into a fricking bin.
I flew a lot pre-2020 and got fairly efficient at stripping myself of metals and laptops and whatnot. The only problem is that I'm blind and had to put my cane on the conveyor belt and then shuffle awkwardly through the metal detector, all adrift until someone handed it back to me.
Reminds me of that time when I had a 3AM flight and I was camping two days before that. I arrived at the airport with that same backpack I used for camping cause it was the biggest I owned and my brain felt around the same level of smart as Ryan's in this skit. Suddenly I was nearly shoved to the side with extra security for an extra security check where they started to swab me for explosives to which my tired brain decided to wake up with a healthy dose of complete panic only to later find out that I not only forgot to flip my gorpens but I also had residual fire pit dust on my stuff that triggered the chemical alarm. Good times.
This is so freaking true and oh man, the amount of jet lagged people at the airport is insane and there's no way I am functioning at 100%. The worst is the TSA agents sometimes tell you different things based on which line you are in lol like I was all prepared for what one person had me do previously but apparently now the laptop needs its own bin without anything else in it. I don't even know the rules anymore! Flying internationally, I just admit defeat beforehand.
I fly with so many electronics, they always let me condense them into two bins, otherwise I would have way too many. Gaming laptop in one. Work laptop, work phone, personal phone, e-reader, handheld game system in the other. Backpack and shoes in third bin. Carry-on suitcase follows. I think last time I flew, they stopped me from pulling out most of the electronics, because they only cared about electronics above a certain size. So I just had to pull out the gaming laptop, and that was it.
@@NekoRyuukiChan Lmao made me laugh reading your reply because I am the same (not as bad) but they have to take out extra bins for me. I can't imagine when something like the tech event happens lol.
The Ryanverse is consistent.
Mustaches indicates their hierarchy and authority, and as the dream version of the TSA agent became gentler and lacked in authority, his mustache started to fall off, but whipped back to its place when our protagonist snapped backed to reality.
Oop...there goes gravity.
Nice observation
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
@@gustavoparedes5975 Yeah I agree,
you missed the reference they were making
Oop there goes Rabbit, he
Won't give up that easy
@@BeingFireRetardant no he won't have it
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
This isn't a skit, it's an accurate documentary.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo I read your name 😮
Asuloutottaly!
especially the flight being delayed part.
5am flight. VERY accurate
HEE HEE
this is just like when I’m waking up for school and I go through a whole imaginary sequence of getting up and getting ready and then thinking I’m ready and don’t have to do anything even tho I’m still asleep in my bed 💀
Oh my god this is so relatable this is underrated 😂😂😂
I tried to explain this to someone and it had never happened to them and I thought I was the only one
This same thing has happened to me a few times.
I thought I was the only one dreaming like this 😂
And sometimes it gets even worse and you end up doing the entire day at school in your dream. I have never been so disappointed in my life.
And later, on the plane:
"Sir, it's EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you WAKE UP NOW and take these pretzels!"
lol I’d stayed up all night to pack and go to the airport at 3am and was out like a rock, head back and mouth open, for the 5-hour flight in the back row of the plane. The attendant kept waking me up for stuff and I couldn’t even focus my eyes and would just flop back to sleep, but I could hear the laughter in his voice. I still don’t get what he wanted or what was so humorous. Maybe I was snoring or something? But I don’t snore-or, it just took me 6 years to realize I might’ve been doing glottal fry in my sleep (I groan like the Grudge).
Your joke is dated.
They no longer serve free pretzels even on international transatlantic flights...
@@billbauer9795 More like "Sir, it's EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you WAKE UP NOW and buy these overpriced pretzels!"
@@chrisbeer5685And take your damn belt off.
Yeah every time I go to the airport they’re all like “woahblackbettybambalam”
You must live in L.A.
Shereallygetsmehigh bamalam Youknowthatsnolie bamalam
@@HomestarCrawler shessorocksteady bambalam
That song effing rocks.
@@jujucrock14fr
Ryan is such a professional he doesn’t react and stays in character while his mustache falls off
It was too early in the morning to reshoot. 🤣🤣
He didn't even react to take his belt off.
its a visual indication that thes dreaming
@@xenoliferttv9803 Just notice that too. When he's back to reality, the mustache is back on. hahaha
I think this is, because the more imposing the mustache, the more demanding/powerful the person in the ryan george universe. So the mustache partially coming off is because he gets less demanding and more understanding i think
“My plane has been delayed 5 hours”
That’s how we know Ryan isn’t lying about being Canadian 😂
I’m American and have never flown Air Canada, but I’ve heard stories.
also his name is Ryan, so obviously he's canadian
I just got delayed by 3 hours after boarding the plane on an air Canada flight. This was cathartic
I keep reading canadian as comedian
@@RongDMemerdlyxeia
Some might think that the falling mustache was a mistake. It was actually a representation of how reality itself seems to melt away when you’re in your fifth attempt at removing your belt
Nah. He was just wearing five belts.
one time i went through tsa and i heard “i need to see your baseball” to which i responded “i’m sorry sir i don’t have one” and he responded “i’ve never met someone your age who doesn’t have one” so i was very confused. “i’m sorry what do you need to see” “your cellphone, i need to swab it for a routine check” “oh my cellphone, here you go”
this video is too accurate
😂😂😂😂
Why would they need to check your cellphone though? 🤔
@@frankbrennos a routine swab to see if it had any illegal material on it
this is so funny, thank you for sharing Hahahahaha
@@HuffGLaDTem ..like if drugs were on the phone? im still confused, im picturing them swabbing the screen...this seems like an odd practice because im not grasping the context behind it all lol
Being half asleep and being asked questions that seem to turn into gibberish is painfully accurate
bro ikr... one of my jobs is next to my house so i literally fall out of bed to brush my teeth and put on clothes and walk in to work...if im coming in at 7am ive just woken up at 6:30-6:35 .... so im basically still literally waking up and everything is just a blur
@@DeRockMedia Lol. Maybe invest in a coffee maker with a timer on it. Starts itself 6:30AM. Wake up to fresh coffee. Clears the cobwebs.
The way I like to make coffee, I buy espresso and make it in a regular drip coffee maker. It's stronger than regular coffee but not as strong as espresso. I like it like that. Cream and sugar. I tried all the cheaper brands of espresso and there's one brand that stands out to me as the best. I don't know if you can get it where you are but it's called Cafe La Llave. Pronounced (Cafay La Yavey) So good. I'm very loyal to that brand. It's so cheap but so good.
@@PaulTheSkepticcool, what's your advice for someone who doesn't drink coffee?
@@kittyunderwood8918 And you want to wake up? Well, I suppose there's a few options. My friend likes to take caffeine pills but I just don't like them. They don't work as effectively as coffee and they kinda make me sick a little. I just don't like them. It's not a good habit imo. There's other caffeinated beverages. Strong tea I suppose. Like an Earl Grey. In south America they drink something called Yerba Mate which has a mild stimulant similar to caffeine but no caffeine. But if you really want to shake off the cobwebs while eschewing stimulating beverages. Exercise. Run for a while. Also, a regular sleep cycle is very good to do if it's possible in these hectic modern times. It's good for your overall health anyway. If you set your alarm for the same time every day and wake up even on weekends, you'll find yourself waking up seconds before your alarm sounds. At least I did. Then you'll want to get to bed on time. At least 7 hours. Not as if I follow my own advice. Lol.
@@PaulTheSkeptic I was really just giving you shit cause you went on a long rant about coffee assuming the other person drinks it, but honestly I'm in the minority by not drinking coffee so it's fine lol. Unfortunately for me if I don't wait until I'm exhausted to go to bed, then I'll wake up constantly throughout the night and have a worst night sleep trying to get eight hours than just waiting a bit and getting 6 hours. Usually
I felt this in my soul 😂
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The detail of the fake moustache coming off as he starts to sleep and then immediately going back on when he wake is amazing
I love how the security guards moustache falls off when he stops telling orders but it sticks back on when he is back into work mode.
it was a dream
It adds a lot of lore and personality, this world building and artistic view is amazing.
He almost lose his commanding authority
I hate these "I love" comments. I hate how everyone is doing it. I love how it's gonna end one day.
@@nerdstark9002 I love how much such a small thing triggers you
As someone who is not a morning person, flies often to visit out of state relatives, and has parents that wake me up at 4:00 AM for no reason, I can verify that this video is accurate 👍
As someone who doesn't have living parents to wake them up, or any living relatives to visit, your comment has made me sad 😢
@@mason96575 😥
Yeah except this is me at 7am, maybe even sometimes 8am.
I work from home and roll out of bed at 9:30 every morning and roll into bed at 2am every night. I love my life and everyone else needs to adjust to it dammit!
Why are your parents waking you up at 4 am. Take your phone of the hook or lock your doors.
Boo hooooo :( you can afford to travel away from a job regularly and fly
Flippin' gorpin, lorgentop the pesslewimpt! Woblack bletty blam a lam.
The belt gets me every other time. Also, how the TSA agent goes from address you about something you missed to addressing everyone is dead-on 😂
This is why I just stay up all night until the early flight, that way I never forget to flip my gorpens 🤷🏻♂️
Same! Even for mid-morning flights - you can sleep on the plane lol
Edit: what's a "gorpen"?
Edit2: never you mind, found it next to the stack of belts!
As English isn't my first language and Google translator doesn't know either - What the hell is "gorpens"?😅
Can someone tell me, please?😂
@@patriksteffan2060it's not a real word
@@risingphoenixalichiaburns6942 ok, so what they are supposed to be talking about?
@@patriksteffan2060 it's a way of showing how sleepy Ryan is. He's at the stage where his native language stops making sense.
I just experienced this for the first time yesterday! Thank you, Ryan, for making this video just for me and no one else
Ryan is spying on you for video ideas.
Okay, he made it for YOU too
Come on man why do you still have your belt on
Who are you again?
@@I_am_bacon._. Who was the murder video based on?
As a cat person and a non-morning person, Ryan represents me on a deep spiritual level.
The airport experience is the pinnacle of the good old American motto: "we know you have no choice but to pay us so we won't even try".
This was too real.
I’ve never seen a verified comment with this few likes
Omg Wood hi i didn’t know you watched Ryan
@@ZERO-ev5eu Probably because their audiences are drastically different, idk
@@TheLMBLucasIm subbed to both
@@X-otaax Same for me, but I mean, in general. One is comedy about daily stuff and the other is gaming
Doing something then waking up and realizing you didn’t actually do it is the weirdest feeling ever
Or was it a time shift.
Not quite the same, but as a kid i was once so excited to be woken by my family on my birthday that I repeatedly dreamt that I woke up to them singing happy birthday... happened like 6 times in a row, was kinda awful. Was such a relief when it finally happened for real.
Sometimes it can be a great relief though.
I had the opposite happen once. I had just had surgery and was waking up and they gave me a popsicle. Then after eating it, I overheard them saying that I ate two. Two... I had no memory of the first one at all. It still bothers me. I woke up after I woke up.
I remember once getting up, taking a shower, getting dressed, ... then waking up. It was so real.
My daughter just sent this to me, we’ve been awake since 3:00 am, flying across country.
I felt every second of this 😂
I flew while slightly sleep deprived today and this was so relatable. The guy was shouting something about two bins for every person that I understood about as well as "Morgantopf the pestlewimpft"... 😩
The belt thing is actually surprisingly accurate, just maybe not when you're at the airport. Oftentims when falling asleep from exhaustion you think you're doing something only to snap out of it and realize you haven't moved at all. Think about doing it again, and you're doing it... No, wait. Still haven't moved. By the fourth time you might realize the thing you wanted to do isn't even something you can do or even makes sense, you've just made it up in your sleepy nonsense.
your comment got stolen by a bot 💀
@@yeastus4293 God damn it you're right...
Since the bot one is one of the first to show up, I'll interact here to counterbalance (a little). Also I sometimes realize this in bed when I didn't really woke up yet, but I really thought I turned around - which I didn't ^^"
When I was still at school and had to wake up at 6:30, I had full on false awakenings in the morning. A false awakening is when you dream about doing your morning routine, only to wake up and find yourself still in bed. Because I was so groggy my Dad would bring me a slice of toast to eat in bed; some mornings I would eat that same slice of toast three or four times, each time waking up to find it uneaten, only to fall back to sleep and dream about eating it again. Often it was ice cold by the time I ate it for real.
@@tashabrun2708 That used to happen to me a lot with work, especially when I had to get up in the early hours of the night to go somewhere. I'd dream of getting up and showering, then realize I was still in bed, space out for 10 more minutes and hallucinate getting breakfast, but no. An hour would go by caught between loops until eventually I noticed what was going on and saw the time running out and my chance to do these things with it.
as someone who awoke 15 minutes ago I can confirm a guard yelling flipping gorppin is startling and confusing
Whoa! Black Betty! Bam-ba-lam!
Literally watching this at 3am while working airport security. Its relatable.
As someone who once had to go through airport security at 4AM after not sleeping (because I was terrified of oversleeping and missing my rescheduled flight) after my flight was delayed by 19 hours...this is amazingly accurate
I love how Guard Ryan's mustache slowly starts falling off throughout the video.
Does that normally happen for early flights?
I think the mostache falling off is just part of the dream, when he wakes up again the mustache is back on place😂
When you're being so aggressive that even your facial hair wants out
That was just part of the dream. Mustaches don't really fall off.
But, there was more mustache underneath the mustache...
Something tells me that Ryan had some VERY unpleasant airport experiences before and after his recent honeymoon.
He's married!?!?
To himself I assume? yeah yeah yeah
@@RicardoMoralesMassinbeing married to yourself is Tight!
Well either it’s a girl that looks like him or it’s Julie Nolke… there’s no one else
You bet he did
@@JeremySolo I thought Ryan and Julie got divorced? Maybe they got married again? Cos as you said there is literally no one else, just Julie, mirror Julie and a hundred Ryans.
I actually told a TSA agent that was yelling at the crowd “This isn’t my shit, it’s yours, keep it moving!” and berating people that this wasn’t a cell block, he wasn’t a prison guard, and I wasn’t impressed. I expected a full body cavity search after that, but to my surprise he was replaced and things quieted down after that. Miracles do happen (this was at the Vegas airport by the way).
most calm TSA agent:
The dream to yell Whoa Black Betty Bamalam at someone in an authoritative voice is strong
I love how Ryan doesn't even bother to stick back his moustache when it's falling off
That‘S because its on purpose^^
it's character development
The less moustache, the nicer the guard.
He was dreaming
Wait… that’s *not* how mustaches work❓❗️ *Are you SURE* ❓
It seemed plausible.
#MalePatternFacialBaldness
🪦 #thatMustache
As soon as they acted nicely i instantly knew you were dreaming.
The belt joke was so great😂
**Proceeds to take a nap while waiting for the delayed flight. MISSES THE FLIGHT**
I got up at 3 yesterday and this is EXACTLY how it felt. Absolute zombies wandering around while TSA acts like this is a training camp for the Navy Seals
I can’t help but feel he experienced this on his honeymoon and immediately made this. His trip wasn’t super easy and was very much an inconvenience.
what honeymoon dude
@@dontspikemydrink9382 He got married recently.
Well, first guy to ever go on a honeymoon seems only appropriate now.
@@soundscape26 w
@@soundscape26 but did he not also het divorced
God that's exactly how I felt when my friends had the not so bright idea to stay up all night so it would be easier to just sleep on the flight. Surprise to no one, it did not in fact help, and the 3 days of travel were a pretty sleep deprived haze where I'm fairly sure I looked like a complete moron who had never traveled in their life and had in fact, never learned how to navigate outside my nursery.
I have made the factual realization that no matter how tired you are, you will NEVER be able to fall asleep in a plane. It will always be that halfway sleep with various uncomfortable-nesses preventing any real rest.
OMG Ryan is so dedicated to his craft that he keeps going even when parts of his face are falling off !!! Such talent and devotion 😊😂
This is literally exactly what it's like when you're so tired that you are literally standing, not talking, with your eyes closed, and you have no idea, because you could swear you're awake right now talking to them and you're getting pissed off that they're ignoring you and also occasionally speak gibberish. I've been there, in college when i was homeless
I know that feeling - it's like you're trying to talk underwater...
I was homeless a bit in college, too- stayed with my gf in her dorm. It was risky, being a girls only wing!
I love how the mustache starts falling off as Ryan begins to enter a dream state and suddenly reappears as he's snapped back to reality.
Shockingly few commenters seem to have made that connection lol
Flippin gorppin!!! Lol 😆😂
I need more of these 'not a morning person' videos!
Not a morning person being pulled over. 😅😅 imagine that shit show
I love that Ryan isn't a morning person. Makes me relate to him even more. Morning people are weird.
They are extremely weird! I suspect they are here with Florp Flap. 🤔
They sure are weird.
im forced to be a morning person but i set my alarm to get the max amount of minutes before work....then i have coworkers that get up 2-3 hours earlier (3-4 am) before work and say i should do the same....naa
@@DeRockMedia
Your coworkers are very weird!
As someone reading this at 4 AM my time, I agree.
Always a better day when Ryan posts
Bro’s not wrong
Obvious statements are TIGHT!
@Don't Read My Profile Picture shut up
Unless you're in Iraq.
Unless it's 4am.
When you dream that you did something and you're so relieved it's over with, but you wake up to find it never got done.
You would not believe how much I have seen this in real life whenever I have flown.
Congrats on the wedding Mr George 🎉 wish you both the best
I didn’t even know he had a girlfriend
Never been on a flight but have been sleep deprived enough to tell this is an extremely accurate representation
Love how even the airport security's moustache is so tired it starts dropping off! 😆
The belt gag has me laughing, and I can’t stop
It's actually kind of nice when I have to do things early in the morning because normally I would be anxious, but being sleepy means I don't have the energy to give a shit.
for reals, situations that would normally give me social anxiety arent bad cuz im like a tired drunk.
When I was at college I was awake many times for 48h straight before my exams, so one of the side effects were a genuine lack of anxiousness and self awareness that I usually have when surrounded by people. It was truly liberating to not care how I look or if someone is even looking at me
lol It sounds kind of crazy, but I think that is how it works.
Oh, so _that's_ why caffeine makes me poop.
@@screwyourhandleLOL yeah caffeine is notorious for spiking anxiety and anxiety= poop
That security worker is so energised he’s energising his moustache off.
Ryan really needs to stop peering into my consciousness and making sketches from my memories and fears. 😂
Just went through this exact thing twice in the span of about 1 month. The pain is when he says "one of the most stressful things at one of the sleepiest times" is so real! 😵😆😆
I always pull an all nighter for early flights. Easier to stay awake than to wake up.
only until you sit for hours
It's hard when you wear 5 sets of belts.
Not just when you have to catch a flight, but going to the bathroom too.
Yeah like I just wear sweatpants when I have a flight but if I were to wear a belt I usually get one that can hold up my pants with only one
Now I'll have Ram Jam stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks, Ryan.
plot twist: ryan just wears 5 belts on an everyday basis
I like the subtle detail of the security guy’s mustache falling off as he was being nicer and nicer, but when Ryan woke up it was back on
The most unrealistic thing is that he didn’t ask for his belt.
I watched this after taking an early morning flight… flippin gōrpen resonates deeply with me on a deeply personal level. And my shoes are deeply deep.
Liking Ryan's videos before I've even watched them is TIGHT!!
Just let the guy sleep on the conveyor belt and do an X-Ray scan haha.
You're hilarious as always, Ryan.
We really should make this a thing. Why is this not a thing?
I think because of the radiation I X rays, it may be dangerous to constantly expose people to them
@@Dave-Shearer Who knows what Ryan will come up with next? xD.
Haha, thanks for agreeing. Was not expecting 106 likes, cheers.
A deadly dose of x ray
Yeah he apparently has a good, what did he say? 7 hours? A 7 hour delay? That's a whole night's sleep. Grab your pillow and your jammies and a blanket and just curl right up on that conveyor belt. Maybe a teddy bear. Just don't pull the blanket around you too tight or the baggage handlers will pick you up and put you in the luggage compartment on some plane. It would be nice if it was your plane though and you sleep right through and wake up at your destination.
The reaction to the person waiting in-line telling Ryan to take his belt off just killed me. I've watched it 5 times and laugh way too hard every time.
the mustache was SO CLOSE to falling off and we never got to see it :(
This is why I just stay up all night for my morning flights lol
Listen, the trick to be awake for early flights is not to go to bed at all.
This literally happened to me last year. I showed up at an airport at 4 AM for a flight that was at like 420 go through the whole check-in process go to my booth wait there and then find out my flight has been delayed seven hours.
That moustache is a paid actor 😂
"Sir, please remove any pockets might have with those pockets inside the pockets."
"Flipping Gorpin"
"Morgon tought the peso-wins"
"Wolp black beddy blam lamb"
-Wise words by Ryan George
I wish I was as sleepy as that guy. Still awake at 5am to watch this video.
But it's not 5AM right now.
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon Timezones
@TheDieThrower it's almost like that was the joke...
@@thediethrower1803 I'm not falling for those government lies.
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon As someone who organizes D&D online, including with Americans who have no sense of timezones, I can absolutely tell you they exist. And so does daylight savings and I ALWAYS have to be the one to track daylight savings for the players because they can't keep track of it themselves, I guess. So like... I have to make my own reminders for each of their timezones and then game times have to be adjusted and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Legends say that Ryan was wearing an infinite number of belts, and that to this day, he continues to remove them. With occasional gentle prompting.
The gibberish was spot on! 😂
Early Flights When You're Not A Morning Person
As someone who did not have an early flight this morning, this really hits home
as a TSA agent I’ve never laughed this hard in my life and I’m at work oh my god 💀💀💀
Please be kind to us non-morning folk. We’re trying 😅
@@linmonPIE hey I’m late night shift, I’m not a morning person either lol. I’ll start talking like Officer George in the vid but thinking I’m making sense. “Take your laptops out and put them in your bags please.”
yk i don't think i've ever conceived of the fact that a tsa agent could be a real person before
@@dukeofkings8942 🗿
Shouldn't you be watching for you-know-who/what and not watching videos?
"How are you this energized and angry?" Please put this on my tombstone
A man has that many belts... He's keeping something awfully secure.🤨
You can tell the TSA agent is very commanding because he has a fake mustache over his real mustache. :)
As someone who is not a morning person, this is so accurate.
"Im not an awake person" I felt that 😅
This belter of a skit really takes off after a tired start.
the black betty joke had me dying
woblackblettyblamalam is the best new gibberish
I can totally relate to this video, last time I flew was in April, and yeah, this was spot on how I was trying to get through security. I could feel the stares at me while I was trying to get everything into a fricking bin.
The anxiety is too real
I flew a lot pre-2020 and got fairly efficient at stripping myself of metals and laptops and whatnot. The only problem is that I'm blind and had to put my cane on the conveyor belt and then shuffle awkwardly through the metal detector, all adrift until someone handed it back to me.
you mean while you were flippin your gorpin?
Reminds me of that time when I had a 3AM flight and I was camping two days before that. I arrived at the airport with that same backpack I used for camping cause it was the biggest I owned and my brain felt around the same level of smart as Ryan's in this skit. Suddenly I was nearly shoved to the side with extra security for an extra security check where they started to swab me for explosives to which my tired brain decided to wake up with a healthy dose of complete panic only to later find out that I not only forgot to flip my gorpens but I also had residual fire pit dust on my stuff that triggered the chemical alarm.
Good times.
The first two hours of my every day. 😴😴😴😴
I dont know if you can be more disoriented then travelling anywhere in the morning
After a 12 hour flight.
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon After a 12 hour overnight* flight
Ryan is clearly processing some honeymoon trauma he experienced at the airport here.
I won't be able to stand in a morning queue without hearing Black Betty from now on, thank you very much.
I like how Ryan already has a mustache but sticks a fake mustache on top of it
“It’s 4 in the morning how are you this energized and angry” He woke up at 4 am the previous morning and hasn’t slept yet since
This is so freaking true and oh man, the amount of jet lagged people at the airport is insane and there's no way I am functioning at 100%. The worst is the TSA agents sometimes tell you different things based on which line you are in lol like I was all prepared for what one person had me do previously but apparently now the laptop needs its own bin without anything else in it. I don't even know the rules anymore! Flying internationally, I just admit defeat beforehand.
I fly with so many electronics, they always let me condense them into two bins, otherwise I would have way too many. Gaming laptop in one. Work laptop, work phone, personal phone, e-reader, handheld game system in the other. Backpack and shoes in third bin. Carry-on suitcase follows.
I think last time I flew, they stopped me from pulling out most of the electronics, because they only cared about electronics above a certain size. So I just had to pull out the gaming laptop, and that was it.
@@NekoRyuukiChan Lmao made me laugh reading your reply because I am the same (not as bad) but they have to take out extra bins for me. I can't imagine when something like the tech event happens lol.
The belt thing was absolutely hilarious. Very clever.
OMG I cried how accurate this is. I always get yelled at trying to put the tags on my luggage.
Like Homie not everybody does this all day every day.
Considering Ryan just went on his honeymoon, I think I know where the inspiration for this came from
That airport security officer might be the only unfriendly person in the Ryanverse
Cause it's the only American probably.
The stabbing guy, while casually polite, seems like he doesn’t deserve the “friendly” label either.
Its so immersive i was waiting for sleepy Ryan to break character when TSA Ryan's moustache was falling off.
No one is talk about the fact he contacted the skit while the mustache is coming off 😂
This man can keep everything fresh