"I'm on the ground in a weird machine." "Great. Could you just step out of the machine for a minute for me, I think it would reduce the noise a little bit." "Super easy, barely an inconvenience... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
@@golfnz34me Well, I don't know what to tell you, his head actually appears to be about a foot tall, and trapped the box I keep in my living room. Not sure how to get him out. But once I figure that out, I've found some girls elsewhere in my box that are just... they've gone wild.
@@guywhoratescomments7118 Being a nuisance and a spammer on every single comment of a video is how you get hated and despised not popular, food for thought.
@@CaitlynWemyss Well, sure. So mass transit: - Reduces freedom of movement (people can only travel on designated routes) You can try to add more routes, but this increases costs. - Reduces cargo capacity (people can only bring home what they can carry, which is less efficient) - Shunts costs to tax base, instead of to those using the system. (So, instead of paying for your own gas, for your own trips, everyone has to pay for other people. What you think of such a system is probably based on your political preferences. I hate paying for other people, and I hate other people paying for me.) Now, buses of course have tickets, but they do not pay the entire cost of operation. - Rail systems require considerable capital to put in place, and mobility is even more limited than buses - People with motion sickness suffer when using mass transit. (This is more of a personal problem, but I'm not the only one.) - Costs are NOT generally less than personal transit. Example: I used the city bus in high school and paid for a (discounted) student punch card for it. After I bought a car, I compared the cost of gas week to week with the cost of the punch card. Gas was LESS. Now... there are some other costs with owning a car. But still... - Time costs for passengers. (In almost all cases, it will take you significantly longer to reach a destination. I use my own example again. To get to school by car was 10 minutes. It was 30-40 minutes by bus. One time, when my car was at the mechanic, I had to use the bus to get to the auto shop to pick it up. About a 20 minute trip with a car. Nearly 2 hours by city bus.) I hope this was informative. Some of these problems are solved with more routes and more buses per route. But some of them are more difficult, and all of them cost more and more money. Benefits also vary based on the size of the city and how congested the traffic gets. I live in a medium-sized city (~500k)with (to be fair, mostly) decent traffic. Edit: I have a more recent example of using a park and ride in Denver to get to a Rockies game. We paid to park for about $5, then another $10 for my wife and I to use the light rail. It took about 45 minutes to reach the game including rail time and then walking from the station to the ball park. Also about $5 for the dramamine I have to take to use a train. (We had some more fun getting back, due to some bathroom issues and missed trains, but that's a whole other story and not the light rail's fault.) But regardless of THAT, we could have parked MUCH closer to the station, paid $15-20 to park, and saved about half an hour for the same amount of money. And also not be time-strapped to reach the station before a train left, or encounter a full train and have to wait for the next one (which also happened).
@@CaitlynWemyss The problem with the argument "more people should use mass transit more often" is that the people saying it USUALLY mean "people other than me." I'm (mostly) fine with mass transit being widely available for those who need it. I am NOT for being forced to use it, which IS a goal of many behind it. (Seriously, their advocates have put forth their policies at transit meetings I've been to.) Anyway, motion sickness primarily stems from movement that the brain doesn't expect or can't process right, like an equilibrium thing. So, if you're driving the vehicle, you feel nothing. Passenger seat is MOSTLY fine, because you can see and anticipate most of the what the driver does. Backseat is... variable. Sometimes it's okay, sometimes it SUCKS. (Rumble seat, which I tried once... no. I threw up.) The key part is being able to see turns and hills, etc. (Air on the face helps, too.) The light rail trains and buses have ads on the side, though, that make it harder to see through (plus you can't see out the front of the vehicle at all). That makes me sick. And forget about the side facing or rear facing seats. Good grief. (I also can't (well, shouldn't) ride spinning rides or rides that go backwards at amusement parks. Basic rollercoasters are tolerable.) Feelings of motion sickness start as light dizziness, to persistent dizziness, to outright nausea, and then to vomiting. It often takes a good hour or so to feel better after it hits. Dramamine helps (usually), but only to a point.
@@Swiftbow Depending on how you live, gas can be heavily subsidized too. Sometimes A LOT. So fairly comparing bus fares to price of gas is not that easy. It's very possible that your government subsidize less for your bus fare than your gas, which by your own logic would mean other people are paying more for your gas than your bus fares.
I expected it to end something like this: Reporter guy: *Actually, all of this reminds me of the way our regular traffic works* Studio guy: *Oh my god*
@@flowerphotographyforfun4333 oh shit that's rad! That's like Mega dick energy to be like "Hey, what type of car you drive? Me, I'm the badass Hotwheels whip over there."
Yeah tooootttallly just California there bud. Way to turn a meta-analyses on how redlining and the interstate highway and freeway system was used as a way to segregate every major city in America into California bashing for no reason.
Alternate ending Jonathan: You’re kinda confusing me, Brett, I don’t think I wanna be in this weird machine anymore. Brett: Trust me, Jonathan, you’re going to want to stay in that machine until the other guy with you says its ok to get out. Jonathan: Oh, I don’t know Brett, I think those ants really need my help. I think I’m gonna go help them. Brett: No, wait Jonathan, no NO NO-
@@microlunchbox2657 He's one of the most successful comedians in the world. He's also featured on Breaking Bad and The Mandalorian. You'll thank me. 🙂 There's a ton of his stand up on Netflix and UA-cam.
You should do "First guy to write something down." "What're you doing?" "I'm making marks on this paper. When I look at the marks later, I remember the ideas I'm having."
“You want to see it?” “Why would I want to look at marks on a paper?” “I just thought you might find it interesting. I mean these marks can tell a fun story or something”
I love how in every video of yours, there’s always a mention of “the funny little rectangles” Heck, I’m even writing this comment on a magical rectangle.
In the last two videos he talks about funny little rectangles, yeah, so that's, that's two points of data. I'm also gonna assume that that trend will last forever and he'll speak about them in every video from now to infinity. Man, figuring out long term tendencies is super easy, barely an inconvenience. I wonder how people manage to get it wrong!
"I've seen people before and they're usually about my height, these are *definitely* some kind of insect" So we can confirm, he's looking at things with ~6 legs?
@@whodat879 I think it's likely that Ryan George probably started to write this script as one of his "the first guy to..." videos but then it gradually morphed into this along the way.
traffic reporter may have no concept of spacial perception, but they're woke af when it comes to how racism and capitalism has influenced urban planning
for anyone trying to figure out the timeline, this occurred the same week as The Scary News Network episode, as in that episode, after hearing that if you go outside you will be stabbed by a minority, they say "so much for the studios annual golf tournament this weekend" and seeing how this is the Ryan George Universe, they probably didn't cancel it, and as a result 3 people were stabbed to death.
Ryan: Man i'm losing my hair, getting my hair to come back is gonna be hard... Keeps: Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. P.S. this video was hilarious, and informative, i learned a lot about Ants today
First video I have found of Ryan outside of screen rant, instantly subscribing. It’s a world for ants, it needs to be like... 3 times bigger than it is.
I dare to say that he is quite probably the very best Content Creator to have ever hit any media platform. He's extremely productive, assumimgly does most of his sketches alone and they are ALL, without any single exception, funny and entertaining AND smart. He honestly deserves to be admired, I really mean it.
I believe that only Ryan can come up with such weird crazy concepts and execute it so well that people can't stop laughing. He has some amazing skills and top notch humour
I really appreciate the thought that goes into these sketches. While I generally enjoy the longer videos UA-cam’s algorithm pushes, I miss the short sketch comedy this channel provides. Thank you Ryan for making funny and short videos again. I like every one I watch to try to promote this content.
This video is genius. I truthfully never have thought that the distance between neighborhoods and industrial buildings could have anything to do with the car industry wanting more money. Many people are dependent on cars, so if a faster and easier means of transportation isn't made, it will most likely stay that way. I love how your videos are somewhat like a stand-up comedy. It is like saying "Whats the deal with distance perception?" but in the funniest and strangest way possible.
The distance between where people live and where they work has NOTHING to do with the car industry. People just want to live someplace nice, where they can own their home and have room to raise their kids. They don't want to live in crowded, crime-plagued urban areas and they don't want to live next door to factories and other industrial stuff. Cars simply give people the freedom to live where they want to live, and to work wherever the jobs are.
@@raydunakinI don't actually believe that it has anything to do with the car industry, I was just stating that I never thought about that. But, It surely does give them more business and a demand for cars.
@@chaosXP3RT You would. But you don't need to. Just limit cars, have bus lanes and bike lanes so fewer people drive. Then looking towards the future, provide more housing in and near cities in better apartments or condos. Basically, more mixed development so people can afford to live within a reasonable distance from work The amount of money saved from fewer people owning cars could go back into so many other things.
That's a very silent helicopter. Also, plot twist: when traffic guy finally realizes he *is* high in the air he'll have a heart attack because he's afraid of heights.
True Story: I would take my 3yr old son to a "magic" building where little people and cars could be seen from the windows. He seemed skeptical about my claims but convincing him it was magic was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
What’s weird is how poignant this is. Like at first it’s like “oh Ryan you silly goose”. Then it’s damn social commentary that hits super close to home and is just as ridiculous. Well made!!😊😊😊
Head to keeps.com/ryangeorge to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.
Ok
so first eh
Ryan George k
Ok
I see you 👀
Ryan George
yes
Ants' life seems awful.
Imagine if we lived like that.
7.5/10
Nice rating congrats
oof
That would be terrible
Way worse than a bug's life
"I've seen people before, they're usually about my height" just realized this is because everyone in this universe is Ryan George.
That's brilliant. I didn't even get that.
Oh, wow... never noticed that
Most people in the real world are usually about your height too.
Only 3 more likes untill 666 likes
I didn't even think about that lol 😂
Plot twist: the helecpoter was on the ground and there were a bunch of ants driving hot wheels outside
Hi
We need a pt two that says that
Helecopters are tite!
But we can see outside of the helicopter!
@@LS-rp6yq hello there
It's weird how accustomed you get to everyone having the same face after watching a ton of these videos
6.5/10
What are you talking about? They look tooootally different
welcome to the world of Prosopagnosia
More than once, after seeing a bunch of Ryan's videos, my mom has said "these guys are funny"
... I don't see it
"I'm on the ground in a weird machine."
"Great. Could you just step out of the machine for a minute for me, I think it would reduce the noise a little bit."
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
The triple murderer racks up a fourth kill.
Oh no
Stepping out of helicopter is tight!
RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ua-cam.com/video/VCNhzBB2aMU/v-deo.html A short clip
7/10
“If I didn’t know any better I’d say that this place is designed to manufacture a dependence on rectangles” truer words my friend, very introspective
Yes I loved that part the most
That's because of James Politician and his anti-triangle agenda
@@bartolhrg7609Well James Politician does have a point. Most people don’t understand the benefits that rectangles have to offer
I want to see what the sport segment would’ve looked like
Same
"22 men running after a ball and when they finally got it they kicked it away"
Thats another video coming up
ua-cam.com/video/ESVjzf4FzyU/v-deo.html
same here, i mean if golf ends in bloodshed, imagine hockey
“Kind of like hot wheels” had me cracking up
Ooh thats hot
hawt weels
Little rectangles with ants inside must be TIGHT!
Free advertising
"Hot wheels only makes miniature size cars as far as I know"
Perfect understanding on how traffic works without understanding what traffic is. I love it!
Who is this guy he's like, smaller than my phone screen wtf?!
underrated comment
It’s a tiny dog
I think he may be some sort of racoon with less fur
Ummm, no he's not. His head is like 3 feet tall and he's standing right behind my projector screen!
@@golfnz34me Well, I don't know what to tell you, his head actually appears to be about a foot tall, and trapped the box I keep in my living room. Not sure how to get him out. But once I figure that out, I've found some girls elsewhere in my box that are just... they've gone wild.
Ryan's acting is weirdly underrated.
Acting well, with no one to play off of, must be very difficult, very much an inconvenience
7.15/10
It's supereasy barely an inconvenience for him
You might also like graenolf than.
@@guywhoratescomments7118 Being a nuisance and a spammer on every single comment of a video is how you get hated and despised not popular, food for thought.
I heard that antman guy laul rudd was doing this in his series. It must be intense because i think hes getting nominated for it..
“I’m pretty sure Hot Wheels only make miniature sized cars”
I’m wheezing
You say that, but I've seen actual cars that look like hot wheels (like the brightly-colored glittery ones too) irl.
@@dynamicworlds1 thats because hotwheels actually makes real cars ! twin mill is one of their popular ones
I love how even a guy who doesn't understand distance can accurately describe the effects of urbanisation and point out solutions.
Mass transit isn't a solution so much as it's just a different kind of problem.
He has a unique perspective.
@@CaitlynWemyss Well, sure. So mass transit:
- Reduces freedom of movement (people can only travel on designated routes) You can try to add more routes, but this increases costs.
- Reduces cargo capacity (people can only bring home what they can carry, which is less efficient)
- Shunts costs to tax base, instead of to those using the system. (So, instead of paying for your own gas, for your own trips, everyone has to pay for other people. What you think of such a system is probably based on your political preferences. I hate paying for other people, and I hate other people paying for me.)
Now, buses of course have tickets, but they do not pay the entire cost of operation.
- Rail systems require considerable capital to put in place, and mobility is even more limited than buses
- People with motion sickness suffer when using mass transit. (This is more of a personal problem, but I'm not the only one.)
- Costs are NOT generally less than personal transit. Example: I used the city bus in high school and paid for a (discounted) student punch card for it. After I bought a car, I compared the cost of gas week to week with the cost of the punch card. Gas was LESS. Now... there are some other costs with owning a car. But still...
- Time costs for passengers. (In almost all cases, it will take you significantly longer to reach a destination. I use my own example again. To get to school by car was 10 minutes. It was 30-40 minutes by bus. One time, when my car was at the mechanic, I had to use the bus to get to the auto shop to pick it up. About a 20 minute trip with a car. Nearly 2 hours by city bus.)
I hope this was informative. Some of these problems are solved with more routes and more buses per route. But some of them are more difficult, and all of them cost more and more money. Benefits also vary based on the size of the city and how congested the traffic gets. I live in a medium-sized city (~500k)with (to be fair, mostly) decent traffic.
Edit: I have a more recent example of using a park and ride in Denver to get to a Rockies game. We paid to park for about $5, then another $10 for my wife and I to use the light rail. It took about 45 minutes to reach the game including rail time and then walking from the station to the ball park. Also about $5 for the dramamine I have to take to use a train. (We had some more fun getting back, due to some bathroom issues and missed trains, but that's a whole other story and not the light rail's fault.)
But regardless of THAT, we could have parked MUCH closer to the station, paid $15-20 to park, and saved about half an hour for the same amount of money. And also not be time-strapped to reach the station before a train left, or encounter a full train and have to wait for the next one (which also happened).
@@CaitlynWemyss The problem with the argument "more people should use mass transit more often" is that the people saying it USUALLY mean "people other than me." I'm (mostly) fine with mass transit being widely available for those who need it. I am NOT for being forced to use it, which IS a goal of many behind it. (Seriously, their advocates have put forth their policies at transit meetings I've been to.)
Anyway, motion sickness primarily stems from movement that the brain doesn't expect or can't process right, like an equilibrium thing. So, if you're driving the vehicle, you feel nothing. Passenger seat is MOSTLY fine, because you can see and anticipate most of the what the driver does. Backseat is... variable. Sometimes it's okay, sometimes it SUCKS. (Rumble seat, which I tried once... no. I threw up.) The key part is being able to see turns and hills, etc. (Air on the face helps, too.) The light rail trains and buses have ads on the side, though, that make it harder to see through (plus you can't see out the front of the vehicle at all). That makes me sick. And forget about the side facing or rear facing seats. Good grief. (I also can't (well, shouldn't) ride spinning rides or rides that go backwards at amusement parks. Basic rollercoasters are tolerable.) Feelings of motion sickness start as light dizziness, to persistent dizziness, to outright nausea, and then to vomiting. It often takes a good hour or so to feel better after it hits. Dramamine helps (usually), but only to a point.
@@Swiftbow Depending on how you live, gas can be heavily subsidized too. Sometimes A LOT. So fairly comparing bus fares to price of gas is not that easy. It's very possible that your government subsidize less for your bus fare than your gas, which by your own logic would mean other people are paying more for your gas than your bus fares.
I expected it to end something like this:
Reporter guy: *Actually, all of this reminds me of the way our regular traffic works*
Studio guy: *Oh my god*
Same
YES
Or with him deciding he was getting out of the trippy machine
I'm just surprised that studio guy didn't do a backflip, break the reporter guy's neck and saved (normal every)day.
RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ua-cam.com/video/VCNhzBB2aMU/v-deo.html A short clip
I like how the other guy didn't understand distance but taught the viewer about Geopolitics
It was a bunch of liberal nonsense. I expect liberal nonsense from people who can't understand something as basic as distance.
@@fakecubed lmao are you fr?
@@fakecubed average conservative argument
@@fakecubed he’s a fictional guy lol, the video’s meant to be secretly informative
@@Brosethorns I think you missed the point, he was joking
“I don’t think hot wheels makes life size cars” 😂
He's right, they don't. They make little rectangles. Hey, they hold ants in captivity!
That's not true the have made regular size before but I don't think you can buy them
You can buy full size, workable hot wheels car. They
Made a few. My dad has one.
@@flowerphotographyforfun4333 oh shit that's rad! That's like Mega dick energy to be like "Hey, what type of car you drive? Me, I'm the badass Hotwheels whip over there."
6.25/10
I will never get tired of hearing
*"Hi there hello it's me the Adstronaut!"*
Wow in my mind, I read that in his voice
Best pitchman in any universe.
6.35/10
And I'm here in AdSpace....
@@guywhoratescomments7118 Lmao how did you manage to get such a specific number down to the hundredth out of a one-sentence comment???
“He doesn’t know how helicopters work but can discuss the intricacies of urbanization?”
“That’s what we’re goin with!”
"Well OK then!"
Ryan George is so tiny!! He's the size of my finger, but when I click on "full screen", he's the size of my hand! Magic!
Lol
Lololololol!!!!
😶
It’s just getting closer
It's not magic, it's called a shrink ray. He uses it alongside his cloning machine
When you make a joke, but unironically give a brief history about how California was developed by car and tire companies
how modern traffic and city planning almost everywhere in the world was developed*
Yeah tooootttallly just California there bud. Way to turn a meta-analyses on how redlining and the interstate highway and freeway system was used as a way to segregate every major city in America into California bashing for no reason.
Where is guy who rated comments?
Car and tire companies....lol. Smile more, talk less.
That explains a lot about LA lol
Alternate ending
Jonathan: You’re kinda confusing me, Brett, I don’t think I wanna be in this weird machine anymore.
Brett: Trust me, Jonathan, you’re going to want to stay in that machine until the other guy with you says its ok to get out.
Jonathan: Oh, I don’t know Brett, I think those ants really need my help. I think I’m gonna go help them.
Brett: No, wait Jonathan, no NO NO-
@JGTB0PL a great compliment that I give many handfuls of appreciation to
The first guy to ever go skydiving?
You have to watch the Bill Burr helicopter bit. You just might love it.
@@TruthWiz aw man, now its probably gonna be good and this is gonna be like the 5th skit UA-camr I’m subscribed too, dammit.
@@microlunchbox2657 He's one of the most successful comedians in the world. He's also featured on Breaking Bad and The Mandalorian. You'll thank me. 🙂 There's a ton of his stand up on Netflix and UA-cam.
You should do "First guy to write something down."
"What're you doing?"
"I'm making marks on this paper. When I look at the marks later, I remember the ideas I'm having."
Yes
“You want to see it?”
“Why would I want to look at marks on a paper?”
“I just thought you might find it interesting. I mean these marks can tell a fun story or something”
@@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 *gets suspected of communicating with spirits when reading*
Neighbours: *"¡Burn the wiza~rd!"*
Holds the paper up to his ear. "These aren't words. I can't hear them."
I love how in every video of yours, there’s always a mention of “the funny little rectangles” Heck, I’m even writing this comment on a magical rectangle.
I am being controlled by an orange rectangle that lives in my void.
By the way, dude, are you Indian?
@@thebombspayloadisexposed why would the orange square ne asking?
Is this about the O-R-B?
RangerLeaf i think he means Trump
In the last two videos he talks about funny little rectangles, yeah, so that's, that's two points of data. I'm also gonna assume that that trend will last forever and he'll speak about them in every video from now to infinity.
Man, figuring out long term tendencies is super easy, barely an inconvenience. I wonder how people manage to get it wrong!
Maybe Ryan is a fan of Flatworld?
0:05 damn that took a DARK turn
Another one? Damn we getting treated this week
We need it
Nice to see someone's eating their cereal
Exo Maniac ah good to see another cereal eater here. May I ask what cereal you’re eating?
Oirich Entertainment true
@@HittMadd that's a very good question. I am currently consuming some Kellogs Cornflakes wbu
"I've seen people before and they're usually about my height, these are *definitely* some kind of insect"
So we can confirm, he's looking at things with ~6 legs?
6.85/10
6.85/10
No, Ryan has an extra set of limbs - it's part of the cloning process.
I mean we never see their legs so
And the face of Ryan George.
He could produce, direct and act in his own comedy movie and it would sell like crazy. 😂
He reminds me of Ryan Renolds
*when you have a friend who's name is Ryan and has a brother named George and a brother who's middle name is renold*
That would be crazy. Could you imagine a pitch meeting for a movie where both the producer and the writer are Ryan George?
Is it safe to say that this guy made a career talking to himself?
Definitely
Like longbeachgriffy and calebcity
You guys are getting payed?
Ok
RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ua-cam.com/video/VCNhzBB2aMU/v-deo.html
Jonathan Reporter's gonna need you to get ALL the way of his back about those ants and rectangles.
RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ua-cam.com/video/VCNhzBB2aMU/v-deo.html
Brett Newscaster is a douche. He should be fired. #PromoteJonathanReporter
Yeah he’ll get right off of that thing
@Jackie Daytona wow wow wow wow
@Jackie Daytona Oh Really?
Ryan you are criminally under rated and I am working my ass off to show everyone I know your content cause I love literally everything you produce
The Ryan George Cinematic Universe is all coming together
Yeah it's all coming together.
Yeah, now they've got ant-men and (presumably) wasps, too.
I'm waiting for the big team up movie when they do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck & save the day.
When is there are reference to other videos
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be!
He doesn't even puts his seatbelt in that helicopter.
Now why would I wear a seatbelt?
To be fair, he doesn’t seem to realise that he is inside a vehicle.
OneHitUntilDeath lol
helicopter? What are you talking about?
The thing on the ground where he sits in where those ants are walking around it?
Did you mean shrinking machine?
An accurate retelling of U.S. infrastructure history.
Excelent !!
I bet he originally tried “the first ever guy to be in a helicopter”
Seriously, this was more like "The first guy to be way up high," or "the first guy to discover perspective" than anything else.
@@benvoliothefirst that wouldn't work because the guy on the studio already knew about distance perspective
@@whodat879 but the helicopter man does not know about distance perspective
@@whodat879 I think it's likely that Ryan George probably started to write this script as one of his "the first guy to..." videos but then it gradually morphed into this along the way.
Not his best skit. Also, it went on a bit too long.
Are we just going to ignore the fact that every time channel 8 covers something it always ends up in a tragedy; seems fishy to me 🤔🤔🤔
Nightcrawler!?
Sounds like real life to me
Welcome to Portland, my local nbc station is channel 8, it’s pretty accurate to what this channel has on channel 8
RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ua-cam.com/video/VCNhzBB2aMU/v-deo.html A short clip
@@alfredromero4228 Wrong channel. Post this on LTT. You'll get a better reaction, I guarantee you.
His writing, acting, and production 👌 these will never get old
After you see Ryan's ad, all other ads just seem boring
Except Daniel Thrasher's...
You be right. If ads were like that i would give them all my money all the time. MAJOR inconvenience.
yeah but also daniel thrasher’s ads are awesome
Except Ryan Reynolds'
Yup, ads were pretty interesting in the first place ngl. It really makes you want to give them your money
“Hot Wheels only makes miniature cars as far as I’m concerned, Bret”
**cries in Matchbox**
Oh who am I kidding, no one likes Matchbox as long as Hot Wheels is around
6.15/10
@Liam Roberts Same.
0:59 "about my height"
Makes sense when the whole world is Ryan George
Wasn’t expecting a commentary on auto-centric urban planning, racial displacement, gentrification, and vehicle pollution.
Nice.
traffic reporter may have no concept of spacial perception, but they're woke af when it comes to how racism and capitalism has influenced urban planning
@sol1d gh0st yeah - if we did, we might not have time to care about the real racial displacement
@sol1d gh0st My man, you're making a fool of yourself please leave
@@manavsridharan3811 dude literally said jstor is unreliable. its a library....
sol1d gh0st
You ironically sound like the guy in the helicopter lol
for anyone trying to figure out the timeline, this occurred the same week as The Scary News Network episode, as in that episode, after hearing that if you go outside you will be stabbed by a minority, they say "so much for the studios annual golf tournament this weekend" and seeing how this is the Ryan George Universe, they probably didn't cancel it, and as a result 3 people were stabbed to death.
Can you start a wiki page on the timeline? I think you’d be perfect for it. Course I’m just a stranger so you don’t have to obviously
Royal Pain 1. That sounds like a fun idea
2. I don’t know how to make a wiki page
Tyler McDaniel just go on fandom.com
Lore keeper
We all need a Ryan George Cinematic Universe wiki.
2:51 I just realized this was a subtle attack on car dependency
"subtle"? 😅
Ryan: Man i'm losing my hair, getting my hair to come back is gonna be hard...
Keeps: Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
P.S. this video was hilarious, and informative, i learned a lot about Ants today
They drive hot wheels apparently.
@@AxxLAfriku Donald Trump is pretty?
LOL
uuuuuhhhhh wut? talking about hair? lol
AxxL
You okay, man?
"I'm not gonna argue with you I'm a hair follicle!"
Jellicle
That's a very jellicle thing of you to say
Jellicle, Jellicle, Jellicle
"I already am on the ground I'm just in a strange machine"
That line killed me
Never thought I would hear about the conspiricy.. *"Dependance of Rectangles"*
2:30 Didn't expect Ryan George laughing to be so wholesome and soothing in these troubled times
You mean in these uncertain times?
@@MJAYZ007 I don't know, 2020 doesn't seem uncertain, it seems certain in that it keeps getting worse.
@@MJAYZ007 in these uncertain times things aren't always certain. And when times aren't always certain it isn't certain what time it is.
And make sure to give a big thankful to your medical professionals you are required to do that now
@@MJAYZ007 You mean these trying times?
“yOu WoUlDnT eVeN bE hErE wItHoUt ReCtAnGlEs!”
*”Sir, those are cars”*
How many sides does a triangle have?
@@ndjoker34 how am i supposed to know, and stop changing the subject
Weatherman looks at local map "WOAH I'm a giant!"
Repoter's glasses suggesting *glitch in the matrix* is T-I-G-H-T !
Huh?
3:01 his glasses must show the light from the green screen and it glitches out
RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ua-cam.com/video/VCNhzBB2aMU/v-deo.html A short clip
I've seen this skit several times and somehow only just realized that they got a new traffic reporter because the first one was killed in the homicide
The saddest thing is that the Scary News Network warned about stabbings at the golf tournament. BUT NOBODY LISTENED
Traffic Reporter may not understand Helicopters, but he's sure got the high ground over corruption and global world issues. :D
Yes
First video I have found of Ryan outside of screen rant, instantly subscribing.
It’s a world for ants, it needs to be like... 3 times bigger than it is.
Yes, this is his personal channel for just all kinds of silliness (like "First guy to ever...") and he even has a dedicated Pitch Meeting channel too.
I can't be the only one who's reminded of the classic: "These cows are small. And those cows are FAR away" ?
Exactly my thoughts. A Father Ted Classic!
Yep haha thought of that too :)
There's an old clip of I think The Day Today, where Alan Partridge describes the aerial view of a bike race as looking like cattle on bikes.
Same
Came to the comments looking for this exact thing!
This man made a whole career off talking to himself
Wow imagine if he did an entire tv series. Oh wait. Dee Bradley Baker’s already done that.
Didn't Seth MacFarlane do the same thing
Damn, living the dream
I dare to say that he is quite probably the very best Content Creator to have ever hit any media platform. He's extremely productive, assumimgly does most of his sketches alone and they are ALL, without any single exception, funny and entertaining AND smart. He honestly deserves to be admired, I really mean it.
"ALL, without any single exception, funny and entertaining AND smart.". So how do you explain this particular video?
@@DM-rc4yuThis video was funny, smart and informative.
I love the Ryan George multi-verse, the best comedian skit artist ever
when you lie on your resume, and still get the job.
criminally underrated !!
0:01 thank you captions, I wouldn't have understood the video without you
Very important
I love how all his content is hilarious but also ends up being a super deep look at modern society
not many seem to be chewing on that end
He's here
He's there
He's everywhere!
Comediant ace... Ryan George!
Sorry wrong channel
Should be this
He's here
He's there
He's everywhere
Who you gonna call?
Screen rant tool!
Ryan
Then the rectangles did a backflip, flipped the ants necks, and saved the day.
Tell me another one
No... no... that's a traffic accident and not a saving any days.
Can someone explain this reference to me?
@@yoshithebear7630 I'll explain it to you with a lie story
@@yoshithebear7630 So there's uhh a ghost...
4:00 No, That cloud is about the size of my thumb.
10 minutes ago!
Also can we get some “sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it” merch? I would love that and I think other people would too.
Yeah, that would be cool although dealing with merch is a hassle so I'd understand if Ryan wouldn't want to go with it
I'm afraid that you're gonna have to talk to Michael Pickleseller about that.
Hey I'm gonna need you to sanitize that and put it in this bag cause I'm gonna rob you now.
3:13 speaking facts
Cuts to a play mat with hot wheels in traffic and ants with Ryan George's face on them.
When I see Ryan George I click fast
Immediately clicking on a new Ryan George video is tight.
"Hi there hello" best words to start with
Ugh, I hate it when my hair follicles break up with me after decades of a healthy relationship 😞
6.85/10
@@guywhoratescomments7118 stop rating all the comments the same
You have to appreciate his dedication he literally got a helicopter!!!!
Should we tell him?
@@IAmNobody451 let the kid dream
I bet the pilot looked just like the weather man
@@bestboi2945 yeah
@@billbill4444 he kinda does actually.
Can’t wait for helicopter dude to explain Ryan George making 6 bulb garlic butter! So excited!
I believe that only Ryan can come up with such weird crazy concepts and execute it so well that people can't stop laughing. He has some amazing skills and top notch humour
Was watching time traveling reporter when this came up
I really appreciate the thought that goes into these sketches. While I generally enjoy the longer videos UA-cam’s algorithm pushes, I miss the short sketch comedy this channel provides. Thank you Ryan for making funny and short videos again. I like every one I watch to try to promote this content.
2:29 i never knew how much i needed ryan laughing in my life
This video is genius. I truthfully never have thought that the distance between neighborhoods and industrial buildings could have anything to do with the car industry wanting more money. Many people are dependent on cars, so if a faster and easier means of transportation isn't made, it will most likely stay that way. I love how your videos are somewhat like a stand-up comedy. It is like saying "Whats the deal with distance perception?" but in the funniest and strangest way possible.
The distance between where people live and where they work has NOTHING to do with the car industry. People just want to live someplace nice, where they can own their home and have room to raise their kids. They don't want to live in crowded, crime-plagued urban areas and they don't want to live next door to factories and other industrial stuff. Cars simply give people the freedom to live where they want to live, and to work wherever the jobs are.
@@raydunakinI don't actually believe that it has anything to do with the car industry, I was just stating that I never thought about that. But, It surely does give them more business and a demand for cars.
You would have to spend billions of dollars to tear down cities and rebuild them into more people friendly places
@@raydunakin ok Mr. Ford we see you
@@chaosXP3RT You would. But you don't need to. Just limit cars, have bus lanes and bike lanes so fewer people drive. Then looking towards the future, provide more housing in and near cities in better apartments or condos. Basically, more mixed development so people can afford to live within a reasonable distance from work
The amount of money saved from fewer people owning cars could go back into so many other things.
My favorite moment from the whole thing is "This is like kind of a make believe game you like to play with whoever's in this thing. "
That's a very silent helicopter.
Also, plot twist: when traffic guy finally realizes he *is* high in the air he'll have a heart attack because he's afraid of heights.
He'll probably just get off from this weird machine they put him on, and that's when he'll have a big surprise.
The silent helicopter kind of hints that it is in free fall. Those ants should start looking like people real soon.
6.85/10
The hair follicle is a better jumpscare than most horror movies
It's at the same level as minecraft cave noises
Not as terrifying as you child Ryan, but up there.
7.25/10
This was more accurate than anything that CNN ever reported in their entire history.
Ryan always coming up with awesome ways to teach us important life lessons.
Ryan posting in back to back days is *TIGHT*
He is not wrong. Those clouds really seems to be about size of his hand. Nothing to worry about.
You're legit the only channel that I don't skip ads on, the little jokes in them totally make it worth it
I was thinking of trading in my rectangle for a newer model. Maybe with a racing stripe or lightning bolt to indicate it drives fast
Every youtuber sells something: *skips the commercial*
Ryan sells something: *watches the entire commercial without even knowing is a commercial*
0:47 In the grand scheme of things, aren't we all ants to the universe.....
Fair enough.
Nah, not even figuratively.
No
shut the up
No, usually ants cooperate
1:36
Okay but imagine if there were regular sized Hot Wheels cars, that'd be brilliant
So. Brilliant.
So sports cars?
Jesus I JUST realized that the old traffic reporter was one of the victims of the triple homicide golf tournament lmao
Dude same.
"Well things seem smaller the further they are from you"
Thats my new excuse.
Ahmed c'mon man dont do yourself like that 😂
Its not about the distance, but the performance you do with that distance.
Well I am fairly tall
"JUST LOOK AT THE ROAD"
"I am bret and its not super easy or barely an inconvience."
god what have I done
*"Hot wheels only makes miniature sized cars as far as I know, Brent"* I broke out laughing at that point. 😂
True Story: I would take my 3yr old son to a "magic" building where little people and cars could be seen from the windows. He seemed skeptical about my claims but convincing him it was magic was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
why
@@andrj8844 It might have something to do with that he was 3, and didn't really know better
This is so well done, such a perfect social take on centralization of mankind and urbanization
I’m actually going to need much more of this news station. Weather, sports, interviews on the street. I love this concept!
Man I’m so glad I subbed. This humor always cheers me up.
"I'm already on the ground, Bret, I'm just in a weird machine"
What’s weird is how poignant this is. Like at first it’s like “oh Ryan you silly goose”.
Then it’s damn social commentary that hits super close to home and is just as ridiculous.
Well made!!😊😊😊