Traffic Reporter Who Doesn't Understand Helicopters

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  4 роки тому +2174

    Head to keeps.com/ryangeorge to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.

    • @trixter7564
      @trixter7564 4 роки тому +4

      Ok
      so first eh

    • @PipFU
      @PipFU 4 роки тому +3

      Ryan George k

    • @SamDoots
      @SamDoots 4 роки тому +2

      Ok

    • @juli9950
      @juli9950 4 роки тому +1

      I see you 👀

    • @awe331
      @awe331 4 роки тому +2

      Ryan George
      yes

  • @mentlegen6326
    @mentlegen6326 4 роки тому +5770

    Ants' life seems awful.
    Imagine if we lived like that.

  • @nicolasbanks7871
    @nicolasbanks7871 3 роки тому +5565

    "I've seen people before, they're usually about my height" just realized this is because everyone in this universe is Ryan George.

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 роки тому +175

      That's brilliant. I didn't even get that.

    • @mileshelvey5089
      @mileshelvey5089 3 роки тому +64

      Oh, wow... never noticed that

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 3 роки тому +30

      Most people in the real world are usually about your height too.

    • @sunfl0werm1lk
      @sunfl0werm1lk 3 роки тому +3

      Only 3 more likes untill 666 likes

    • @ndjoker34
      @ndjoker34 3 роки тому +6

      I didn't even think about that lol 😂

  • @Adam-xf6sq
    @Adam-xf6sq 3 роки тому +1839

    Plot twist: the helecpoter was on the ground and there were a bunch of ants driving hot wheels outside

  • @zoltanfreedman7485
    @zoltanfreedman7485 4 роки тому +11050

    It's weird how accustomed you get to everyone having the same face after watching a ton of these videos

    • @guywhoratescomments7118
      @guywhoratescomments7118 4 роки тому +81

      6.5/10

    • @ModestyG
      @ModestyG 4 роки тому +243

      What are you talking about? They look tooootally different

    • @monkeyking9863
      @monkeyking9863 4 роки тому +52

      welcome to the world of Prosopagnosia

    • @lopaka76
      @lopaka76 4 роки тому +196

      More than once, after seeing a bunch of Ryan's videos, my mom has said "these guys are funny"

    • @PedroHernandez-sx2ck
      @PedroHernandez-sx2ck 4 роки тому +21

      ... I don't see it

  • @HariSeldon913
    @HariSeldon913 4 роки тому +1586

    "I'm on the ground in a weird machine."
    "Great. Could you just step out of the machine for a minute for me, I think it would reduce the noise a little bit."
    "Super easy, barely an inconvenience... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

  • @aterack833
    @aterack833 3 роки тому +416

    “If I didn’t know any better I’d say that this place is designed to manufacture a dependence on rectangles” truer words my friend, very introspective

    • @jerichobeach2967
      @jerichobeach2967 Рік тому +12

      Yes I loved that part the most

    • @bartolhrg7609
      @bartolhrg7609 11 місяців тому +9

      That's because of James Politician and his anti-triangle agenda

    • @solidsnake4214
      @solidsnake4214 7 місяців тому +2

      @@bartolhrg7609Well James Politician does have a point. Most people don’t understand the benefits that rectangles have to offer

  • @trailersforfun2669
    @trailersforfun2669 4 роки тому +2197

    I want to see what the sport segment would’ve looked like

    • @codynelson7575
      @codynelson7575 4 роки тому +11

      Same

    • @SidPil
      @SidPil 4 роки тому +148

      "22 men running after a ball and when they finally got it they kicked it away"

    • @drbhaveshjain
      @drbhaveshjain 4 роки тому +6

      Thats another video coming up

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 4 роки тому +8

      ua-cam.com/video/ESVjzf4FzyU/v-deo.html

    • @danielbyrne5402
      @danielbyrne5402 4 роки тому +15

      same here, i mean if golf ends in bloodshed, imagine hockey

  • @Simonporter89
    @Simonporter89 4 роки тому +4636

    Ryan's acting is weirdly underrated.
    Acting well, with no one to play off of, must be very difficult, very much an inconvenience

    • @guywhoratescomments7118
      @guywhoratescomments7118 4 роки тому +50

      7.15/10

    • @sujatasaha4747
      @sujatasaha4747 4 роки тому +92

      It's supereasy barely an inconvenience for him

    • @IAmNo03
      @IAmNo03 4 роки тому +16

      You might also like graenolf than.

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 роки тому +31

      @@guywhoratescomments7118 Being a nuisance and a spammer on every single comment of a video is how you get hated and despised not popular, food for thought.

    • @kkibela
      @kkibela 4 роки тому +9

      I heard that antman guy laul rudd was doing this in his series. It must be intense because i think hes getting nominated for it..

  • @ulrichbrodowsky5016
    @ulrichbrodowsky5016 2 роки тому +181

    Perfect understanding on how traffic works without understanding what traffic is. I love it!

  • @austinetier4956
    @austinetier4956 4 роки тому +1286

    “Kind of like hot wheels” had me cracking up

  • @plutoreturns9630
    @plutoreturns9630 4 роки тому +6318

    I love how even a guy who doesn't understand distance can accurately describe the effects of urbanisation and point out solutions.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 4 роки тому +150

      Mass transit isn't a solution so much as it's just a different kind of problem.

    • @nikkinorcal2791
      @nikkinorcal2791 4 роки тому +85

      He has a unique perspective.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 4 роки тому +125

      @@CaitlynWemyss Well, sure. So mass transit:
      - Reduces freedom of movement (people can only travel on designated routes) You can try to add more routes, but this increases costs.
      - Reduces cargo capacity (people can only bring home what they can carry, which is less efficient)
      - Shunts costs to tax base, instead of to those using the system. (So, instead of paying for your own gas, for your own trips, everyone has to pay for other people. What you think of such a system is probably based on your political preferences. I hate paying for other people, and I hate other people paying for me.)
      Now, buses of course have tickets, but they do not pay the entire cost of operation.
      - Rail systems require considerable capital to put in place, and mobility is even more limited than buses
      - People with motion sickness suffer when using mass transit. (This is more of a personal problem, but I'm not the only one.)
      - Costs are NOT generally less than personal transit. Example: I used the city bus in high school and paid for a (discounted) student punch card for it. After I bought a car, I compared the cost of gas week to week with the cost of the punch card. Gas was LESS. Now... there are some other costs with owning a car. But still...
      - Time costs for passengers. (In almost all cases, it will take you significantly longer to reach a destination. I use my own example again. To get to school by car was 10 minutes. It was 30-40 minutes by bus. One time, when my car was at the mechanic, I had to use the bus to get to the auto shop to pick it up. About a 20 minute trip with a car. Nearly 2 hours by city bus.)
      I hope this was informative. Some of these problems are solved with more routes and more buses per route. But some of them are more difficult, and all of them cost more and more money. Benefits also vary based on the size of the city and how congested the traffic gets. I live in a medium-sized city (~500k)with (to be fair, mostly) decent traffic.
      Edit: I have a more recent example of using a park and ride in Denver to get to a Rockies game. We paid to park for about $5, then another $10 for my wife and I to use the light rail. It took about 45 minutes to reach the game including rail time and then walking from the station to the ball park. Also about $5 for the dramamine I have to take to use a train. (We had some more fun getting back, due to some bathroom issues and missed trains, but that's a whole other story and not the light rail's fault.)
      But regardless of THAT, we could have parked MUCH closer to the station, paid $15-20 to park, and saved about half an hour for the same amount of money. And also not be time-strapped to reach the station before a train left, or encounter a full train and have to wait for the next one (which also happened).

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 4 роки тому +30

      @@CaitlynWemyss The problem with the argument "more people should use mass transit more often" is that the people saying it USUALLY mean "people other than me." I'm (mostly) fine with mass transit being widely available for those who need it. I am NOT for being forced to use it, which IS a goal of many behind it. (Seriously, their advocates have put forth their policies at transit meetings I've been to.)
      Anyway, motion sickness primarily stems from movement that the brain doesn't expect or can't process right, like an equilibrium thing. So, if you're driving the vehicle, you feel nothing. Passenger seat is MOSTLY fine, because you can see and anticipate most of the what the driver does. Backseat is... variable. Sometimes it's okay, sometimes it SUCKS. (Rumble seat, which I tried once... no. I threw up.) The key part is being able to see turns and hills, etc. (Air on the face helps, too.) The light rail trains and buses have ads on the side, though, that make it harder to see through (plus you can't see out the front of the vehicle at all). That makes me sick. And forget about the side facing or rear facing seats. Good grief. (I also can't (well, shouldn't) ride spinning rides or rides that go backwards at amusement parks. Basic rollercoasters are tolerable.) Feelings of motion sickness start as light dizziness, to persistent dizziness, to outright nausea, and then to vomiting. It often takes a good hour or so to feel better after it hits. Dramamine helps (usually), but only to a point.

    • @iruns1246
      @iruns1246 4 роки тому +116

      @@Swiftbow Depending on how you live, gas can be heavily subsidized too. Sometimes A LOT. So fairly comparing bus fares to price of gas is not that easy. It's very possible that your government subsidize less for your bus fare than your gas, which by your own logic would mean other people are paying more for your gas than your bus fares.

  • @aah3703
    @aah3703 4 роки тому +340

    “I’m pretty sure Hot Wheels only make miniature sized cars”
    I’m wheezing

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 4 роки тому +4

      You say that, but I've seen actual cars that look like hot wheels (like the brightly-colored glittery ones too) irl.

    • @LunaRosalie
      @LunaRosalie 3 роки тому +3

      @@dynamicworlds1 thats because hotwheels actually makes real cars ! twin mill is one of their popular ones

  • @holysecret2
    @holysecret2 4 роки тому +1774

    I expected it to end something like this:
    Reporter guy: *Actually, all of this reminds me of the way our regular traffic works*
    Studio guy: *Oh my god*

    • @adaurysantos
      @adaurysantos 4 роки тому +13

      Same

    • @anon5633
      @anon5633 4 роки тому +3

      YES

    • @bluefletcherfish
      @bluefletcherfish 4 роки тому +24

      Or with him deciding he was getting out of the trippy machine

    • @edbrito-swdev
      @edbrito-swdev 4 роки тому +9

      I'm just surprised that studio guy didn't do a backflip, break the reporter guy's neck and saved (normal every)day.

    • @alfredromero4228
      @alfredromero4228 4 роки тому

      RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ua-cam.com/video/VCNhzBB2aMU/v-deo.html A short clip

  • @yusuf_kizilkaya
    @yusuf_kizilkaya 4 роки тому +4546

    Who is this guy he's like, smaller than my phone screen wtf?!

    • @ggr7359
      @ggr7359 4 роки тому +84

      underrated comment

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 4 роки тому +61

      It’s a tiny dog

    • @strbourne
      @strbourne 4 роки тому +98

      I think he may be some sort of racoon with less fur

    • @golfnz34me
      @golfnz34me 3 роки тому +68

      Ummm, no he's not. His head is like 3 feet tall and he's standing right behind my projector screen!

    • @ichijofestival2576
      @ichijofestival2576 3 роки тому +72

      @@golfnz34me Well, I don't know what to tell you, his head actually appears to be about a foot tall, and trapped the box I keep in my living room. Not sure how to get him out. But once I figure that out, I've found some girls elsewhere in my box that are just... they've gone wild.

  • @Jevgein
    @Jevgein 3 роки тому +355

    I like how the other guy didn't understand distance but taught the viewer about Geopolitics

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed 2 роки тому +4

      It was a bunch of liberal nonsense. I expect liberal nonsense from people who can't understand something as basic as distance.

    • @julianborjesson9857
      @julianborjesson9857 Рік тому +49

      @@fakecubed lmao are you fr?

    • @gone117-r8g
      @gone117-r8g Рік тому +38

      ​@@fakecubed average conservative argument

    • @Brosethorns
      @Brosethorns Рік тому +14

      @@fakecubed he’s a fictional guy lol, the video’s meant to be secretly informative

    • @HomelessEmperor-ps4gs
      @HomelessEmperor-ps4gs Рік тому

      @@Brosethorns I think you missed the point, he was joking

  • @gabrielatkinson1551
    @gabrielatkinson1551 4 роки тому +469

    “I don’t think hot wheels makes life size cars” 😂

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +5

      He's right, they don't. They make little rectangles. Hey, they hold ants in captivity!

    • @bigk8151
      @bigk8151 4 роки тому +2

      That's not true the have made regular size before but I don't think you can buy them

    • @flowerphotographyforfun4333
      @flowerphotographyforfun4333 4 роки тому +2

      You can buy full size, workable hot wheels car. They
      Made a few. My dad has one.

    • @bigk8151
      @bigk8151 4 роки тому +1

      @@flowerphotographyforfun4333 oh shit that's rad! That's like Mega dick energy to be like "Hey, what type of car you drive? Me, I'm the badass Hotwheels whip over there."

    • @guywhoratescomments7118
      @guywhoratescomments7118 4 роки тому

      6.25/10

  • @LumberDawn
    @LumberDawn 4 роки тому +4091

    When you make a joke, but unironically give a brief history about how California was developed by car and tire companies

    • @louisvictor3473
      @louisvictor3473 4 роки тому +200

      how modern traffic and city planning almost everywhere in the world was developed*

    • @Jaqen-HGhar
      @Jaqen-HGhar 4 роки тому +155

      Yeah tooootttallly just California there bud. Way to turn a meta-analyses on how redlining and the interstate highway and freeway system was used as a way to segregate every major city in America into California bashing for no reason.

    • @alsoduke991
      @alsoduke991 4 роки тому +16

      Where is guy who rated comments?

    • @bryanf6638
      @bryanf6638 4 роки тому +12

      Car and tire companies....lol. Smile more, talk less.

    • @terrie3957
      @terrie3957 4 роки тому +5

      That explains a lot about LA lol

  • @smithintern-tainment7868
    @smithintern-tainment7868 Рік тому +12

    “He doesn’t know how helicopters work but can discuss the intricacies of urbanization?”
    “That’s what we’re goin with!”

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому +215

    I will never get tired of hearing
    *"Hi there hello it's me the Adstronaut!"*

    • @holysecret2
      @holysecret2 4 роки тому +8

      Wow in my mind, I read that in his voice

    • @toddc3988
      @toddc3988 4 роки тому +6

      Best pitchman in any universe.

    • @guywhoratescomments7118
      @guywhoratescomments7118 4 роки тому +1

      6.35/10

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +6

      And I'm here in AdSpace....

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому

      @@guywhoratescomments7118 Lmao how did you manage to get such a specific number down to the hundredth out of a one-sentence comment???

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 4 роки тому +943

    Ryan George is so tiny!! He's the size of my finger, but when I click on "full screen", he's the size of my hand! Magic!

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 3 роки тому +20

      Lol

    • @jdadaiii
      @jdadaiii 3 роки тому +5

      Lololololol!!!!

    • @DrTae233
      @DrTae233 3 роки тому +2

      😶

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 2 роки тому +1

      It’s just getting closer

    • @TheZestyCoder
      @TheZestyCoder 2 роки тому +10

      It's not magic, it's called a shrink ray. He uses it alongside his cloning machine

  • @microlunchbox2657
    @microlunchbox2657 3 роки тому +489

    Alternate ending
    Jonathan: You’re kinda confusing me, Brett, I don’t think I wanna be in this weird machine anymore.
    Brett: Trust me, Jonathan, you’re going to want to stay in that machine until the other guy with you says its ok to get out.
    Jonathan: Oh, I don’t know Brett, I think those ants really need my help. I think I’m gonna go help them.
    Brett: No, wait Jonathan, no NO NO-

    • @microlunchbox2657
      @microlunchbox2657 3 роки тому +4

      @JGTB0PL a great compliment that I give many handfuls of appreciation to

    • @PorkchopGMX
      @PorkchopGMX 3 роки тому +34

      The first guy to ever go skydiving?

    • @TruthWiz
      @TruthWiz 3 роки тому +3

      You have to watch the Bill Burr helicopter bit. You just might love it.

    • @microlunchbox2657
      @microlunchbox2657 3 роки тому +3

      @@TruthWiz aw man, now its probably gonna be good and this is gonna be like the 5th skit UA-camr I’m subscribed too, dammit.

    • @TruthWiz
      @TruthWiz 3 роки тому +2

      @@microlunchbox2657 He's one of the most successful comedians in the world. He's also featured on Breaking Bad and The Mandalorian. You'll thank me. 🙂 There's a ton of his stand up on Netflix and UA-cam.

  • @HittMadd
    @HittMadd 4 роки тому +298

    Another one? Damn we getting treated this week

    • @OirichEntertainment
      @OirichEntertainment 4 роки тому +7

      We need it

    • @alielmiedany3611
      @alielmiedany3611 4 роки тому +6

      Nice to see someone's eating their cereal

    • @HittMadd
      @HittMadd 4 роки тому +5

      Exo Maniac ah good to see another cereal eater here. May I ask what cereal you’re eating?

    • @HittMadd
      @HittMadd 4 роки тому +2

      Oirich Entertainment true

    • @alielmiedany3611
      @alielmiedany3611 4 роки тому +4

      @@HittMadd that's a very good question. I am currently consuming some Kellogs Cornflakes wbu

  • @John73John
    @John73John 4 роки тому +247

    You should do "First guy to write something down."
    "What're you doing?"
    "I'm making marks on this paper. When I look at the marks later, I remember the ideas I'm having."

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman 4 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 роки тому +12

      “You want to see it?”
      “Why would I want to look at marks on a paper?”
      “I just thought you might find it interesting. I mean these marks can tell a fun story or something”

    • @ashamansedai
      @ashamansedai 4 роки тому +4

      @@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 *gets suspected of communicating with spirits when reading*
      Neighbours: *"¡Burn the wiza~rd!"*

    • @ShawnRavenfire
      @ShawnRavenfire 4 роки тому +5

      Holds the paper up to his ear. "These aren't words. I can't hear them."

  • @Videolegacy2005
    @Videolegacy2005 4 роки тому +73

    He could produce, direct and act in his own comedy movie and it would sell like crazy. 😂

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 3 роки тому +3

      He reminds me of Ryan Renolds

    • @liampbjray5562
      @liampbjray5562 3 роки тому +3

      *when you have a friend who's name is Ryan and has a brother named George and a brother who's middle name is renold*

    • @WirHyperboreer
      @WirHyperboreer Рік тому +1

      That would be crazy. Could you imagine a pitch meeting for a movie where both the producer and the writer are Ryan George?

  • @dontfearsilver
    @dontfearsilver 4 роки тому +284

    Jonathan Reporter's gonna need you to get ALL the way of his back about those ants and rectangles.

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 роки тому

      RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ua-cam.com/video/VCNhzBB2aMU/v-deo.html

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +5

      Brett Newscaster is a douche. He should be fired. #PromoteJonathanReporter

    • @b_p5558
      @b_p5558 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah he’ll get right off of that thing

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 4 роки тому +7

      @Jackie Daytona wow wow wow wow

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 роки тому +3

      @Jackie Daytona Oh Really?

  • @cjh3676
    @cjh3676 4 роки тому +535

    The Ryan George Cinematic Universe is all coming together

    • @epicfafnir
      @epicfafnir 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah it's all coming together.

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah, now they've got ant-men and (presumably) wasps, too.

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 4 роки тому +12

      I'm waiting for the big team up movie when they do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck & save the day.

    • @crazyman7615
      @crazyman7615 4 роки тому +3

      When is there are reference to other videos

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 роки тому +3

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be!

  • @robinssidekick5963
    @robinssidekick5963 3 роки тому +14

    "I already am on the ground I'm just in a strange machine"
    That line killed me

  • @phitsf5475
    @phitsf5475 4 роки тому +265

    "I've seen people before and they're usually about my height, these are *definitely* some kind of insect"
    So we can confirm, he's looking at things with ~6 legs?

  • @debjeetnath6901
    @debjeetnath6901 4 роки тому +356

    I love how in every video of yours, there’s always a mention of “the funny little rectangles” Heck, I’m even writing this comment on a magical rectangle.

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +18

      I am being controlled by an orange rectangle that lives in my void.
      By the way, dude, are you Indian?

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 4 роки тому +2

      @@thebombspayloadisexposed why would the orange square ne asking?
      Is this about the O-R-B?

    • @tomn6800
      @tomn6800 4 роки тому +3

      RangerLeaf i think he means Trump

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 4 роки тому +7

      In the last two videos he talks about funny little rectangles, yeah, so that's, that's two points of data. I'm also gonna assume that that trend will last forever and he'll speak about them in every video from now to infinity.
      Man, figuring out long term tendencies is super easy, barely an inconvenience. I wonder how people manage to get it wrong!

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 4 роки тому

      Maybe Ryan is a fan of Flatworld?

  • @trenvert123
    @trenvert123 4 роки тому +10

    0:59 "about my height"
    Makes sense when the whole world is Ryan George

  • @sanaylele148
    @sanaylele148 4 роки тому +725

    Is it safe to say that this guy made a career talking to himself?

    • @littlebaldedone
      @littlebaldedone 4 роки тому +10

      Definitely

    • @ahmedwalid4819
      @ahmedwalid4819 4 роки тому +21

      Like longbeachgriffy and calebcity

    • @kikivonb
      @kikivonb 4 роки тому +19

      You guys are getting payed?

    • @SamDoots
      @SamDoots 4 роки тому +2

      Ok

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 роки тому +1

      RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ua-cam.com/video/VCNhzBB2aMU/v-deo.html

  • @tonchi4905
    @tonchi4905 4 роки тому +144

    “Hot Wheels only makes miniature cars as far as I’m concerned, Bret”

  • @haydenbrown8697
    @haydenbrown8697 4 роки тому +13

    0:05 damn that took a DARK turn

  • @spiderjeranimo4992
    @spiderjeranimo4992 4 роки тому +44

    Weatherman looks at local map "WOAH I'm a giant!"

  • @moonlana3654
    @moonlana3654 4 роки тому +32

    Never thought I would hear about the conspiricy.. *"Dependance of Rectangles"*

  • @OrphanPuncher
    @OrphanPuncher 4 роки тому +341

    Then the rectangles did a backflip, flipped the ants necks, and saved the day.

    • @vishalrajput-ny3oh
      @vishalrajput-ny3oh 4 роки тому +12

      Tell me another one

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 3 роки тому +11

      No... no... that's a traffic accident and not a saving any days.

    • @yoshithebear7630
      @yoshithebear7630 3 роки тому

      Can someone explain this reference to me?

    • @AmS-c5z
      @AmS-c5z 3 роки тому +3

      @@yoshithebear7630 I'll explain it to you with a lie story

    • @BigForAHedgehog
      @BigForAHedgehog 3 роки тому +2

      @@yoshithebear7630 So there's uhh a ghost...

  • @tekuaniaakab2050
    @tekuaniaakab2050 4 роки тому +3309

    Wasn’t expecting a commentary on auto-centric urban planning, racial displacement, gentrification, and vehicle pollution.
    Nice.

    • @58209
      @58209 4 роки тому +202

      traffic reporter may have no concept of spacial perception, but they're woke af when it comes to how racism and capitalism has influenced urban planning

    • @fishfeeder8098
      @fishfeeder8098 4 роки тому +36

      @sol1d gh0st yeah - if we did, we might not have time to care about the real racial displacement

    • @manavsridharan3811
      @manavsridharan3811 4 роки тому +11

      @sol1d gh0st My man, you're making a fool of yourself please leave

    • @fishfeeder8098
      @fishfeeder8098 4 роки тому +10

      @@manavsridharan3811 dude literally said jstor is unreliable. its a library....

    • @DmanDice
      @DmanDice 4 роки тому +6

      sol1d gh0st
      You ironically sound like the guy in the helicopter lol

  • @zachryder3150
    @zachryder3150 4 роки тому +67

    2:30 Didn't expect Ryan George laughing to be so wholesome and soothing in these troubled times

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 4 роки тому +6

      You mean in these uncertain times?

    • @mheermance
      @mheermance 4 роки тому +6

      @@MJAYZ007 I don't know, 2020 doesn't seem uncertain, it seems certain in that it keeps getting worse.

    • @basedostrich
      @basedostrich 4 роки тому +9

      @@MJAYZ007 in these uncertain times things aren't always certain. And when times aren't always certain it isn't certain what time it is.

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 4 роки тому

      And make sure to give a big thankful to your medical professionals you are required to do that now

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 4 роки тому

      @@MJAYZ007 You mean these trying times?

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee 4 роки тому +34

    when you lie on your resume, and still get the job.

  • @daredevil6145
    @daredevil6145 4 роки тому +119

    Repoter's glasses suggesting *glitch in the matrix* is T-I-G-H-T !

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +2

      Huh?

    • @arenacloser7528
      @arenacloser7528 4 роки тому +3

      3:01 his glasses must show the light from the green screen and it glitches out

    • @alfredromero4228
      @alfredromero4228 4 роки тому +1

      RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ua-cam.com/video/VCNhzBB2aMU/v-deo.html A short clip

  • @TheCosmoses
    @TheCosmoses 4 роки тому +27

    Ryan you are criminally under rated and I am working my ass off to show everyone I know your content cause I love literally everything you produce

  • @acebalistic1358
    @acebalistic1358 4 роки тому +129

    for anyone trying to figure out the timeline, this occurred the same week as The Scary News Network episode, as in that episode, after hearing that if you go outside you will be stabbed by a minority, they say "so much for the studios annual golf tournament this weekend" and seeing how this is the Ryan George Universe, they probably didn't cancel it, and as a result 3 people were stabbed to death.

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 4 роки тому +16

      Can you start a wiki page on the timeline? I think you’d be perfect for it. Course I’m just a stranger so you don’t have to obviously

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 роки тому +6

      Royal Pain 1. That sounds like a fun idea
      2. I don’t know how to make a wiki page

    • @johnconnor8206
      @johnconnor8206 4 роки тому +1

      Tyler McDaniel just go on fandom.com

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac 4 роки тому +2

      Lore keeper

    • @randomcommenter2504
      @randomcommenter2504 4 роки тому +1

      We all need a Ryan George Cinematic Universe wiki.

  • @matt0a815
    @matt0a815 4 роки тому +401

    This man made a whole career off talking to himself

    • @lord_egg
      @lord_egg 3 роки тому +2

      Wow imagine if he did an entire tv series. Oh wait. Dee Bradley Baker’s already done that.

    • @cocodevs
      @cocodevs 3 роки тому +2

      Didn't Seth MacFarlane do the same thing

    • @whiskeyshaw8818
      @whiskeyshaw8818 3 роки тому +2

      Damn, living the dream

  • @brieb402
    @brieb402 4 роки тому +12

    *"Hot wheels only makes miniature sized cars as far as I know, Brent"* I broke out laughing at that point. 😂

  • @Thomas_of_the_forest
    @Thomas_of_the_forest 4 роки тому +177

    I can't be the only one who's reminded of the classic: "These cows are small. And those cows are FAR away" ?

    • @shepchester3567
      @shepchester3567 4 роки тому +9

      Exactly my thoughts. A Father Ted Classic!

    • @Pauly421
      @Pauly421 4 роки тому

      Yep haha thought of that too :)

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye 4 роки тому

      There's an old clip of I think The Day Today, where Alan Partridge describes the aerial view of a bike race as looking like cattle on bikes.

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @nikitaoc3699
      @nikitaoc3699 3 роки тому

      Came to the comments looking for this exact thing!

  • @sandrosliske
    @sandrosliske 4 роки тому +43

    Cuts to a play mat with hot wheels in traffic and ants with Ryan George's face on them.

  • @Alejandro-xz9kd
    @Alejandro-xz9kd 2 роки тому +8

    3:13 speaking facts

  • @thestoik5440
    @thestoik5440 4 роки тому +46

    "Well things seem smaller the further they are from you"
    Thats my new excuse.

    • @womp9890
      @womp9890 4 роки тому

      Ahmed c'mon man dont do yourself like that 😂

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 4 роки тому

      Its not about the distance, but the performance you do with that distance.

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 роки тому

      Well I am fairly tall

  • @marcia_elena
    @marcia_elena 4 роки тому +62

    That's a very silent helicopter.
    Also, plot twist: when traffic guy finally realizes he *is* high in the air he'll have a heart attack because he's afraid of heights.

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 4 роки тому +7

      He'll probably just get off from this weird machine they put him on, and that's when he'll have a big surprise.

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 4 роки тому +4

      The silent helicopter kind of hints that it is in free fall. Those ants should start looking like people real soon.

    • @guywhoratescomments7118
      @guywhoratescomments7118 4 роки тому

      6.85/10

  • @kentanderson8501
    @kentanderson8501 4 роки тому +8

    His writing, acting, and production 👌 these will never get old

  • @surfingnerd621
    @surfingnerd621 4 роки тому +327

    Ryan: Man i'm losing my hair, getting my hair to come back is gonna be hard...
    Keeps: Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
    P.S. this video was hilarious, and informative, i learned a lot about Ants today

  • @oddball2469
    @oddball2469 4 роки тому +322

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that every time channel 8 covers something it always ends up in a tragedy; seems fishy to me 🤔🤔🤔

    • @damyr55
      @damyr55 4 роки тому +7

      Nightcrawler!?

    • @shojitakashima3622
      @shojitakashima3622 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds like real life to me

    • @Watts-xl8zp
      @Watts-xl8zp 4 роки тому +12

      Welcome to Portland, my local nbc station is channel 8, it’s pretty accurate to what this channel has on channel 8

    • @alfredromero4228
      @alfredromero4228 4 роки тому +1

      RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ua-cam.com/video/VCNhzBB2aMU/v-deo.html A short clip

    • @pewnit
      @pewnit 4 роки тому +1

      @@alfredromero4228 Wrong channel. Post this on LTT. You'll get a better reaction, I guarantee you.

  • @QazwerDave
    @QazwerDave 3 роки тому +41

    An accurate retelling of U.S. infrastructure history.
    Excelent !!

  • @vineethagopi6434
    @vineethagopi6434 4 роки тому +83

    You have to appreciate his dedication he literally got a helicopter!!!!

    • @IAmNobody451
      @IAmNobody451 4 роки тому +6

      Should we tell him?

    • @bestboi2945
      @bestboi2945 4 роки тому +5

      @@IAmNobody451 let the kid dream

    • @billbill4444
      @billbill4444 4 роки тому +3

      I bet the pilot looked just like the weather man

    • @IAmNobody451
      @IAmNobody451 4 роки тому +3

      @@bestboi2945 yeah

    • @IAmNobody451
      @IAmNobody451 4 роки тому +4

      @@billbill4444 he kinda does actually.

  • @HiSpeedz
    @HiSpeedz 4 роки тому +39

    I love how all his content is hilarious but also ends up being a super deep look at modern society

    • @bobvella7228
      @bobvella7228 4 роки тому +2

      not many seem to be chewing on that end

  • @flore2243
    @flore2243 4 роки тому +11

    Every youtuber sells something: *skips the commercial*
    Ryan sells something: *watches the entire commercial without even knowing is a commercial*

  • @RedMadMichael
    @RedMadMichael 4 роки тому +42

    He's here
    He's there
    He's everywhere!
    Comediant ace... Ryan George!
    Sorry wrong channel

    • @uniqueemerald2185
      @uniqueemerald2185 4 роки тому +2

      Should be this
      He's here
      He's there
      He's everywhere
      Who you gonna call?
      Screen rant tool!
      Ryan

  • @tuckerbrown3743
    @tuckerbrown3743 4 роки тому +32

    The saddest thing is that the Scary News Network warned about stabbings at the golf tournament. BUT NOBODY LISTENED

  • @Dreamagain11
    @Dreamagain11 2 роки тому +7

    Jesus I JUST realized that the old traffic reporter was one of the victims of the triple homicide golf tournament lmao

  • @martandaditya6940
    @martandaditya6940 4 роки тому +561

    After you see Ryan's ad, all other ads just seem boring

    • @dariadaniellemusic
      @dariadaniellemusic 4 роки тому +13

      Except Daniel Thrasher's...

    • @TXBC-yr3nh
      @TXBC-yr3nh 4 роки тому +12

      You be right. If ads were like that i would give them all my money all the time. MAJOR inconvenience.

    • @allencassidy3970
      @allencassidy3970 4 роки тому +5

      yeah but also daniel thrasher’s ads are awesome

    • @hamman_samuel
      @hamman_samuel 4 роки тому +7

      Except Ryan Reynolds'

    • @aryaanbasu9636
      @aryaanbasu9636 3 роки тому +1

      Yup, ads were pretty interesting in the first place ngl. It really makes you want to give them your money

  • @twistedsinging2952
    @twistedsinging2952 4 роки тому +288

    Traffic Reporter may not understand Helicopters, but he's sure got the high ground over corruption and global world issues. :D

  • @catandogclone7880
    @catandogclone7880 4 роки тому +16

    First video I have found of Ryan outside of screen rant, instantly subscribing.
    It’s a world for ants, it needs to be like... 3 times bigger than it is.

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave 2 роки тому

      Yes, this is his personal channel for just all kinds of silliness (like "First guy to ever...") and he even has a dedicated Pitch Meeting channel too.

  • @philliphughes8939
    @philliphughes8939 4 роки тому +89

    I love the Ryan George multi-verse, the best comedian skit artist ever

  • @bluefiregamingandcards
    @bluefiregamingandcards 4 роки тому +25

    4:00 No, That cloud is about the size of my thumb.

  • @daveinthewildOG
    @daveinthewildOG Рік тому +1

    My favorite moment from the whole thing is "This is like kind of a make believe game you like to play with whoever's in this thing. "

  • @burnthetrolls5971
    @burnthetrolls5971 4 роки тому +105

    "Is this helicopter going to be hard to control?"
    "Actually it's going to be Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience"
    "Oh Really"

    • @RoninXDarknight
      @RoninXDarknight 4 роки тому +3

      Wow wow wow.

    • @jamesgordon9825
      @jamesgordon9825 4 роки тому +2

      Saying things are super easy barley an inconvenience all the time is tight!

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +1

      I'm gonna need you to get ALL THE WAY off of my back about the controls.

    • @burnthetrolls5971
      @burnthetrolls5971 4 роки тому +1

      @@thebombspayloadisexposed ok well let me get off that thing

  • @ChickenCharm
    @ChickenCharm 4 роки тому +16

    2:29 i never knew how much i needed ryan laughing in my life

  • @epsilontiger
    @epsilontiger Рік тому +20

    I dare to say that he is quite probably the very best Content Creator to have ever hit any media platform. He's extremely productive, assumimgly does most of his sketches alone and they are ALL, without any single exception, funny and entertaining AND smart. He honestly deserves to be admired, I really mean it.

    • @DM-rc4yu
      @DM-rc4yu Рік тому

      "ALL, without any single exception, funny and entertaining AND smart.". So how do you explain this particular video?

    • @lonelylama5222
      @lonelylama5222 10 місяців тому +1

      @@DM-rc4yuThis video was funny, smart and informative.

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 4 роки тому +35

    Ugh, I hate it when my hair follicles break up with me after decades of a healthy relationship 😞

  • @coltonvanderzwaag7747
    @coltonvanderzwaag7747 3 роки тому +4

    And now to sports
    Sports news guy: Here is the model of a stadium that our local team wants to build, I don’t like that it’s so tiny

  • @heyhowyoudoing8120
    @heyhowyoudoing8120 4 роки тому +44

    When I see Ryan George I click fast

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 4 роки тому +2

      Immediately clicking on a new Ryan George video is tight.

  • @mineturtleanimations2988
    @mineturtleanimations2988 4 роки тому +61

    The hair follicle is a better jumpscare than most horror movies

  • @maxnibler6090
    @maxnibler6090 2 роки тому +2

    I've seen this skit several times and somehow only just realized that they got a new traffic reporter because the first one was killed in the homicide

  • @genraldragon6179
    @genraldragon6179 4 роки тому +22

    I believe that only Ryan can come up with such weird crazy concepts and execute it so well that people can't stop laughing. He has some amazing skills and top notch humour

  • @uriponte2625
    @uriponte2625 4 роки тому +42

    Was watching time traveling reporter when this came up

  • @creepermanzombie24
    @creepermanzombie24 3 роки тому +2

    0:01 thank you captions, I wouldn't have understood the video without you

  • @ratt9868
    @ratt9868 4 роки тому +63

    "JUST LOOK AT THE ROAD"
    "I am bret and its not super easy or barely an inconvience."
    god what have I done

  • @DeltaYT_Aarav
    @DeltaYT_Aarav 4 роки тому +42

    0:47 In the grand scheme of things, aren't we all ants to the universe.....

  • @DJAngelcakes
    @DJAngelcakes 4 роки тому +2

    I like how this turned into a critique of urban sprawl

  • @SamDoots
    @SamDoots 4 роки тому +131

    Then he did a backflip broke the helicopters neck and saved the day

    • @mobilegod8365
      @mobilegod8365 4 роки тому +6

      It was super easy barely a inconvenience

    • @Smokin_Snowman
      @Smokin_Snowman 4 роки тому +1

      Wowowow. Wow

    • @Smokin_Snowman
      @Smokin_Snowman 4 роки тому

      Okay, that's all the quotes.

    • @aardvarkviews1451
      @aardvarkviews1451 4 роки тому

      Well, there isnt any more refrences here so... and he only used 2 percent of his power!

    • @xandeath75
      @xandeath75 4 роки тому +2

      It did didn't it

  • @Ty-vj4wg
    @Ty-vj4wg 4 роки тому +194

    This video is genius. I truthfully never have thought that the distance between neighborhoods and industrial buildings could have anything to do with the car industry wanting more money. Many people are dependent on cars, so if a faster and easier means of transportation isn't made, it will most likely stay that way. I love how your videos are somewhat like a stand-up comedy. It is like saying "Whats the deal with distance perception?" but in the funniest and strangest way possible.

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 4 роки тому +7

      The distance between where people live and where they work has NOTHING to do with the car industry. People just want to live someplace nice, where they can own their home and have room to raise their kids. They don't want to live in crowded, crime-plagued urban areas and they don't want to live next door to factories and other industrial stuff. Cars simply give people the freedom to live where they want to live, and to work wherever the jobs are.

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 4 роки тому +13

      @@raydunakinI don't actually believe that it has anything to do with the car industry, I was just stating that I never thought about that. But, It surely does give them more business and a demand for cars.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 4 роки тому +3

      You would have to spend billions of dollars to tear down cities and rebuild them into more people friendly places

    • @robharris5782
      @robharris5782 4 роки тому +9

      @@raydunakin ok Mr. Ford we see you

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 4 роки тому +14

      @@chaosXP3RT You would. But you don't need to. Just limit cars, have bus lanes and bike lanes so fewer people drive. Then looking towards the future, provide more housing in and near cities in better apartments or condos. Basically, more mixed development so people can afford to live within a reasonable distance from work
      The amount of money saved from fewer people owning cars could go back into so many other things.

  • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
    @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 3 роки тому +7

    I was hoping we'd get a scene where reporter guy realizes he actually is a couple thousand feet in the air

  • @gdjeeral3534
    @gdjeeral3534 4 роки тому +127

    10 minutes ago!
    Also can we get some “sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it” merch? I would love that and I think other people would too.

    • @pewnit
      @pewnit 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, that would be cool although dealing with merch is a hassle so I'd understand if Ryan wouldn't want to go with it

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +9

      I'm afraid that you're gonna have to talk to Michael Pickleseller about that.

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 4 роки тому +1

      Hey I'm gonna need you to sanitize that and put it in this bag cause I'm gonna rob you now.

  • @TRAMNITTSU
    @TRAMNITTSU 4 роки тому +48

    Ryan posting in back to back days is *TIGHT*

  • @michellebobier4471
    @michellebobier4471 Рік тому +1

    It’s fascinating to watch the incredibly patient anchorman slowly losing his mind

  • @hughmackie1655
    @hughmackie1655 4 роки тому +25

    1:36
    Okay but imagine if there were regular sized Hot Wheels cars, that'd be brilliant

  • @candyz.7909
    @candyz.7909 4 роки тому +31

    "I'm uncomfortable!"
    Weirdly enough, the ad was my favorite part of the video

  • @rahulmenon9530
    @rahulmenon9530 4 роки тому +1

    I don't think we should keep praising these rectangles without talking about all the good that triangles have to offer

  • @diadrag8397
    @diadrag8397 4 роки тому +6

    It’s fascinating how Ryan fits into my small rectangle even tho it’s as big as my hand

  • @HanifAhmad02
    @HanifAhmad02 3 роки тому +1

    "Hi there hello" best words to start with

  • @LeigerGaming
    @LeigerGaming 4 роки тому +81

    Interesting how he isn't even using a seatbelt!

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 роки тому +13

      Why would he, he's on the ground??

    • @devinvenne
      @devinvenne 4 роки тому +7

      aCtUAlLy seatbelts are ploys by the government to strangle your organs making it so that you die over 50 years. I read this on Facebook therefore it is truth!

    • @oliverjustvibing3173
      @oliverjustvibing3173 4 роки тому +1

      matopaz bruh

    • @m1-
      @m1- 4 роки тому +4

      @matopaz art

    • @sir_will_iam
      @sir_will_iam 4 роки тому

      Oh whoops!

  • @humanperson2375
    @humanperson2375 4 роки тому +6

    "I'm already on the ground, Bret, I'm just in a weird machine"

  • @thechocolatedonut7216
    @thechocolatedonut7216 4 роки тому +16

    Then the traffic reporter did a backflip and snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +18

    "Regular sized cars!"
    "Hot Wheels only makes miniature sized cars as far as I know, Bret."

  • @william_long1065
    @william_long1065 4 роки тому +14

    You're legit the only channel that I don't skip ads on, the little jokes in them totally make it worth it

  • @MatthewLee-fo3me
    @MatthewLee-fo3me 3 роки тому +1

    I'm just imagining the Traffic Reporter has an intense fear of flying and he's just in denial as a way of coping.

  • @brycenfox883
    @brycenfox883 4 роки тому +31

    The ants and rectangles yes, the way this year is going I’m suprised we have not spontaneously turned into ants yet

    • @TheLadyBlerd
      @TheLadyBlerd 4 роки тому +4

      ....yet?

    • @Kenoboi_42
      @Kenoboi_42 4 роки тому +3

      ....yet?

    • @brycenfox883
      @brycenfox883 4 роки тому +1

      Your Blerd Girl yes yet, oh wait oh no I’m an ant... NNNOOOOooooo....

  • @apocalypseburger3298
    @apocalypseburger3298 4 роки тому +84

    I’ll be honest. I think the “I can’t get through that sentence without laughing” was a blooper and dialogue was written around it. If that’s the case I’m here for it.

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 4 роки тому +9

      Yea okay except that that sentence isn't funny unless you are that character and what's funny to the audience is the character.

    • @apocalypseburger3298
      @apocalypseburger3298 4 роки тому +4

      The Athiest Messiah you sound like you’d be fun at parties

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 4 роки тому +3

      @@apocalypseburger3298 I am sad

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 4 роки тому +7

      Apocalypse Burger no he’s just pointing it out... lay off im

  • @jofish5678
    @jofish5678 2 роки тому +7

    What’s weird is how poignant this is. Like at first it’s like “oh Ryan you silly goose”.
    Then it’s damn social commentary that hits super close to home and is just as ridiculous.
    Well made!!😊😊😊