Hi there hello I'm away on my honeymoon for two weeks, so please enjoy this compilation of crime-related First Guy videos! Back to new sketches when I return!
Don't worry. Banks don't actually have your money. They used it to buy government bonds and now those bonds are worth less than they paid for them. It's all fine.. as long as you don't want to get your money out.
"I think you're supposed to use that money to buy your lunch." "Well, nobody told me that! I'm just winging it out here!" I think that still remains the most relatable line in any of Ryan's work.
Imagine living in a world so peaceful and serene that somebody tying you up and gagging you isn't even traumatic, your response is just, "oh this must be a misunderstanding."
Seeing as how Ryan is away on his honeymoon you can imagine how his wedding went - Priest: “Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?” Ryan: “Yes, sir, I do”
'The First Guy' universe is like if humanity died out, but the infrastructure's still there, then a bunch of clones woke up in a lab, escaped and are now trying to figure out how a society functions.
Thanks! I have been thinking, what about “the first guy to steal someone identity” with your brilliant mind I am sure you can make an amazing sketch out of it. But beside that I truly appreciate you as an Amazing UA-camr my friend.
"Hi there, hello" is my favorite Ryan George catchphrase. Everyone focuses on the "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" or a lot of those other Pitch Meeting catch phrases. But I really enjoy "Hi there, hello", there's something wholesome about it.
"Hi there hello wife" "Yes hi hello" "I know we spent alot of money on this big party but I think we should go somewhere else" "Oh like to our house that we decided we share?" "No I was thinking more like going to somewhere to celebrate that big party we had."
@@makarabaduk1754i mean its pretty simple, its just a reference the the moon cycle and emotions, no sooner is the moon full than it begins to wane basically saying the first month, or Honeymoon, will be the most passionate and love filled of the marriage, before transitioning into the rest of the cycle and dealing with married life
@@nicholasbrown668 A nice, concise explanation there. But I was really angling for the "Ryanverse" explanation in the tradition of *How Things Got Their Names*.
Hi there hello, this is an amazing compilation. I watched all these when they came out and it’s awesome watching this all over again. Ryan is soooo talented funny and awkward. I love how he points out how weird everything is. And it sooo is.
27:25 "Now hang on a second, I've got half a mind to call the police about this!" "What's the other half of your mind doin'?" "Holding in a fart. Now you stay right there I'm calling the police!" Congratulations Ryan! Happy Honeymoon! Thank you so much for all the laughs!
The volume of comments when the video has only been available for 15 minutes cracks me up... but not as much as the videos themselves. Yay for compilations & honeymoons! 🎉
I forgot about the shoplifting one, I'd watch a feature length Jurassic Park with Ryan playing all the parts and swearing a lot. Hell, I'd actually pay good money to own that
This is blowing my mind a little bit because some of these were new to me and I thought I've seen all your videos. Great compilation, I like that compilation. Keep 'em coming!
Hey, Ryan, thanks for making these videos! I’m a comic artist, and I can’t focus on making my art without background noise, and your videos are great for background noise! Keep up the good work!
Yes! I've always wanted at least some of these videos without the ads at the end. Makes it easier to fall asleep too without having an add at the end before it autoplays
Hi there hello I'm away on my honeymoon for two weeks, so please enjoy this compilation of crime-related First Guy videos! Back to new sketches when I return!
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Ryan has committed so many crimes at risk of being arrested just for the sake of our entertainment. Mad respect.
He won't get arrested. He'll be locked in a room for some time
waiting for a r/wooosh
@@REDACTED.O5-13here you go, what do you mean Put IN A RoOm you sound stupid, ya doofus.
He gets so many real police in his videos , if they catch on they'll be so mad.
One of these days, Ryan is going to have him arrested.
I love that Ryan’s version of banks are just big piles of money in some random office
the first guy to invent a safe hasn't happened yet
@@GayFesh i was going to the first guy to say that but i guess i am the first guy to be infuriated at not being the first guy to say that
Okiloveyoubye
You mean they're not? 🤔
Don't worry. Banks don't actually have your money. They used it to buy government bonds and now those bonds are worth less than they paid for them.
It's all fine.. as long as you don't want to get your money out.
"good news, everybody stops being an alive person eventually."
Such a dark line delivered so upbeat
Like the song "Semi-Charmed Life"?
thats not dark its a true fact unless your terrified of death
Especially in the buildings behind the two in the stealing video
The "love you, bye" catches me off guard every time 😂
I spat out my fucking drink laughing.
9:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My friend sometimes says that in the supermarket to the cashier, it's so fricking funny
Imagine saying that to your friends
at school
Same here 😂😂😂😂
"I think you're supposed to use that money to buy your lunch."
"Well, nobody told me that! I'm just winging it out here!"
I think that still remains the most relatable line in any of Ryan's work.
U eat money?
@@loadapish Do ... Do you not?
@@loadapish you dont eat money? you seem like the odd one here...
@@loadapishyeah, like everyone else
@@dracula0I accidentally ate everyone
Imagine living in a world so peaceful and serene that somebody tying you up and gagging you isn't even traumatic, your response is just, "oh this must be a misunderstanding."
"I already ate my lunch money!"
Another fellow guy...just out here winging it.
How do you do fellow human? Please send us your fleshiest limb.
It was followed by the joke of I already ate after being offered prize money
Watching all of these in a row makes me really appreciate how complex the Ryan Cinematic Universe really is 😂😂
I think he needs to start videos off with a "previously on the RGCU"
😂
@@bent3736does anybody see the wolrd trade center I went there once idk why they replaced it
Theres even a Lore if you go to the First Guy to go to Prison Video he Says he Stole someone's Hat a bunch so the Videos a connected
Is the a wiki page for the rgcu
doing a backflip, snapping someone's neck and ruining everyone's day has to be the best crime
I think he thought he was saving the day I decided.
They should make several thousand movies and TV shows about it.
It was the first assassin, the guy who hired him made him think he was a bad guy 😯
The "wearing someone's face as a mask took me a second, but I caught on pretty quickly.
That was probably a reference to the guy that invented fiction
Congratulations, Ryan! You truly are The First Guy to Create a Compilation of Seminal Moments in the History of Crime to Commemorate His Own Wedding!
Yeah, probably.
That sounds like the wedding should somehow be fitting in thematically?
You are the type of guy to capitalize (not)every word in a sentence.
@@oleksiiammo7832 not every word- read it more carefully.
His wedding?
Seeing as how Ryan is away on his honeymoon you can imagine how his wedding went -
Priest: “Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
Ryan: “Yes, sir, I do”
"I'm going to take this woman to be my wife I decided"
Then he did a backflip, snapped the priests neck, and saved the day
Wow wow wow wow....
Wow
"Oh taking this woman is Tigh.."
"Nope"
"Whoops."
"Whoopsie!"
@@the_once-and-future_king. "this woman is tight!"
'The First Guy' universe is like if humanity died out, but the infrastructure's still there, then a bunch of clones woke up in a lab, escaped and are now trying to figure out how a society functions.
Oh m g this sounds awesome
Solid Ryan, Liquid Ryan, Solidus Ryan, and Revolver Ryan.
All are genetically modified offspring of Big Ryan.
Sounds like the plot of horizon zero dawn
If the infrastructure is still there then why are the twin towers there? Check and Mate.
Underrated comment 👍
I want a full movie where Ryan plays all the characters and he just changes his mustache and shirts 😂😂😂
Already the best movie ever.
And glasses
What I want is a movie of a normal guy trying to escape the Ryan verse
Ryan needs to see this
And hats!
Watching all Ryan's crime related sketches is now super easy, barely an inconvenience.
i would even go so far as to say it's a convenience!
it actually took a while to get this far, it's pretty far
Oh, really?
Ooh... Responding to comments months later is TIGHT!!!
a whole half hour of crime? This has got to be one of the greatest deals of all time!
I guess you could call it *a steal*
@@DragonKing5356that joke must’ve been super easy, barely an inconvenience
Oh I play games so I might steal one, Takes a Tetris block*
“Your hair is arbitrary” is absolutely my go to insult 😂.
I don't know what that means but I don't like how it makes me feel.
Ok
@@sinistralityI could pick out your ears in a lineup
Hi there, hello. I read this at the exact same time he said it I decided.
Your nose is unnecessary 😂
“Your not allowed to put people in rooms against their will so I’m gonna put you in a room against your will” made me hysterical😂
Thanks! I have been thinking, what about “the first guy to steal someone identity” with your brilliant mind I am sure you can make an amazing sketch out of it. But beside that I truly appreciate you as an Amazing UA-camr my friend.
"Hi there, hello" is my favorite Ryan George catchphrase. Everyone focuses on the "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" or a lot of those other Pitch Meeting catch phrases. But I really enjoy "Hi there, hello", there's something wholesome about it.
Hi there hello I’m the commentstronaut here to tell you that I agree completely
@Katiecat5037 I have agreed too i decided
"then he snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day" easily diffs
6:23 "I'm making them related now." is such a great line to use in a blackmailing situation. Noted down.
imagine all the sketches would add up into a movie once you put them in the right order
Ryan George: The Movie!
Then he does a pitch meeting for it
I have to say, these are the most polite criminals I've ever seen. You can definitely tell Ryan's Canadian lol.
You are correct, I’ve decided
"Is this like a phone plan issue?" If I ever need to deal with a kidnapping/hostage situation, I'm going to have to remember that one.
I guess Assassin Guy wasn’t able to get out of his engagement. Nice of him to still get married for the sake of continuity. Congrats, Assassin Guy!
I love the idea that all people suddenly lost all their memories and woke up and had to figure out how to do all this again
Imagine all these guys lined up in prison for lunch, all with the face of Ryan.
Why is the twin towers in the background in the first skit bro
@@uglen7420 Yeah cause sayandas5033 has all the answers
@@uglen7420 The first guy invented crime, so there was no terrorism before him
-kang- Ryandom
Or maybe the first guy who was put in a room did all the crimes in this video
33 minutes straight of people being put into rooms! Yes, please!
This is just what crime is like in Canada.
It's a documentary.
It’s called Many Rooms.
I didn’t even know there was crime in Canada 🇨🇦
As a canadian I can confirm
I want a honeymoon pitch meeting or a "First guy to go on a honeymoon" video
If only so we can get an explanation for the word "honeymoon"...
"Hi there hello wife"
"Yes hi hello"
"I know we spent alot of money on this big party but I think we should go somewhere else"
"Oh like to our house that we decided we share?"
"No I was thinking more like going to somewhere to celebrate that big party we had."
@@makarabaduk1754i mean its pretty simple, its just a reference the the moon cycle and emotions, no sooner is the moon full than it begins to wane
basically saying the first month, or Honeymoon, will be the most passionate and love filled of the marriage, before transitioning into the rest of the cycle and dealing with married life
@@nicholasbrown668 A nice, concise explanation there. But I was really angling for the "Ryanverse" explanation in the tradition of *How Things Got Their Names*.
@@makarabaduk1754 i see i wasn't easy and an inconvenience....gods ive failed Ryan
half a hour of "the first guy" about crimes?
that's a great compilation, I decided
His comedic delivery is so dialed in. These just keep getting better
This is just a comp.
Its the chemistry between all the actors that does it.
@@alaye5583 yes, & you can see a progression in his craft. 👍👍
The idea of someone wearing a person's face like a mask in a world where everyone has the same face is too much for me to comprehend.
lol I didn't get the extra layer to it until you pointed it out. Brilliant
Hi there hello, this is an amazing compilation. I watched all these when they came out and it’s awesome watching this all over again. Ryan is soooo talented funny and awkward. I love how he points out how weird everything is. And it sooo is.
Seeing them put together like this proves one thing - continuity in the Ryanverse is flawless
Have a good honeymoon Ryan :) Love your content :D
The kidnapping one is hilarious! 🤣
"Love you, bye!"😁😆😅🤣
8:00 I've always loved that part and it's actually why I go back to watch the original skit. The more commanding mustache, it's just so perfect😂
My mustache is more commanding than yours
Watching all these videos in a compilation made me realize how Canadian this entire approach to situations is...
29:37.
"That is a crime-doodle"
Stuck in my head so hard
Crime doodle
"I already did...be doin that"
#1 Ryan George line ever
27:25
"Now hang on a second, I've got half a mind to call the police about this!"
"What's the other half of your mind doin'?"
"Holding in a fart. Now you stay right there I'm calling the police!"
Congratulations Ryan! Happy Honeymoon! Thank you so much for all the laughs!
What's the other half of YOUR mind doin'?
A week ago i convinced my friend that Ryan George is actually two different people, twins named Ryan and George.
Keep up the good work boys
Rewatching things this guy has done before is super easy, barely an inconvenience. ^^
yay, finally a compilation! it's great to be able to listen to them consecutively without having to choose the next one. Congrats on the wedding too!
The volume of comments when the video has only been available for 15 minutes cracks me up... but not as much as the videos themselves. Yay for compilations & honeymoons! 🎉
I feel like Ryan can make tons of these complications since they are always very fun
This whole video is just "Canada slowly becoming America"
I love how Ryan can turn the worst situations into a casual conversation😂
Thanks!
Enjoy your honeymoon! Glad Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy finally tied the knot.😊
Congrats Ryan and have a good one! Meanwhile I and everyone else are laughing our heads off. Thank you for the laughs.
I forgot about the shoplifting one, I'd watch a feature length Jurassic Park with Ryan playing all the parts and swearing a lot. Hell, I'd actually pay good money to own that
Hope there are more of these "First Persons" coming, they are hilarious!
I didn't know I wanted 'The First Guy compilation - CRIME COMPILATION', and now I have it, so I have joy. Thank you, O Ryan George.
In hindsight, that first sketch is what led to me embarking on a life of crime
"What's the other half doing?"
"Holding in a fart."
Most relatable thing ever
i love how in these skits everything is existing except what the skit is talking about
I know.
Congrats Ryan!
“I do, I decided”
Binge-watching Ryan George videos is super easy, barely an inconvenience. 😂
That Cop Guy looks exactly like that Producer Guy. I bet he hears that a lot.
A 33 minute Ryan George skit… am I dreaming?
yeah
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up
It’s a bunch of old skits. It says compilation
@@jorgemtzb9359 listen to my pretend shock at this totally known truth bomb you just dropped.
@@NinjaBearFilms😂
ryan has a real talent for describing things in ways that don't explain what it is at all but we all still know exactly what he's talking about.
"The shape of your face is f***ed"
GOSH WHY DOES THAT GET ME EVERY SINGLE TIME
Have I seen every single one of these videos before?
Yes
Am I going to watch this video anyways?
Yes
The compilation we never knew we needed
The compilation we needed, but didn’t deserve
This “Being John Malkovich” universe you’ve created where everyone has the same face is really brilliant.
This is blowing my mind a little bit because some of these were new to me and I thought I've seen all your videos. Great compilation, I like that compilation. Keep 'em coming!
I love the feel-good world these characters live in, and I especially love when they say "We/I decided."!
Hey, Ryan, thanks for making these videos! I’m a comic artist, and I can’t focus on making my art without background noise, and your videos are great for background noise! Keep up the good work!
Even when crimes happens in the Ryan George universe everyone so polite they listen to each other’s solutions & they never interrupt each other 😂😂😂
This was awesome and I FINALLY heard the line I love so much.
"...I decided."
I'd seen each video previously, but back-to-back is just amazing. I had forgotten the perfection of the man-nabbing bit.
I was waiting for something like this :D
"Just let me do me" "You nabbed a man, say it right" "No!" 😂
Making compilations is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Wow wow wow.......... Wow wow.
Compilations are TIGHT
why do i see this same comment on every video ryan george makes i dont get it
@@hatyyy try searching for ryan george pitch meetings and thank me later. Or did i spoil it… Whoopsie
@@hatyyy cause looking up the pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Pitch meetings are TIGHT!
King Ryan never fails to disappoint, just love this stuff. Enjoy your honeymoon
Your videos are pure gold sir!
Congratulations Ryan! Take your time!
*_The first guy to ever make a compilation!_*
My favorite crimepilation.
i love the phrase "im going to put you in a room for this"
This is the greatest compilation on youtube ever compiled. Wow wow wow wow... wow.
What?? WOW!!! Congratulations, Ryan! I'm glad that you and the woman who is now your wife decided to do this thing. All the best!!!
So basically whole planet of Ryan Georges was born at same time and now they all try to figure out society. Thats my head cannon.
I appreciate you, thank you for making content.
Appreciating Ryan’s brilliance while he’s off honey-ing the moon (congrats btw) is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Ryan really took the concept of "Reduction to First Principles" to heart. 🤓
-Sorry for your loss- er, Congratulations! Many happy returns :)
I'm a simple man, I see a new Ryan George video and I click on it.
ur not a man
@@Imjustkendall you got me, I'm actually a lizard.
I love the idea of a full civilization being built before anyone ever committed crime
congrats one your honeymoon Ryan! wish you two happiness!
I really love these sketches, I've decided!
Oh, and congratulations on your marriage! I hope you have a terrific honeymoon!!!
I always had this issue with the word, "kidnapping." Lol!😂
19:52 the shoplifter stole an expensive brand name shirt!?! Outrageous!
ANARCHY
I love that lunch money bit ^_^
Congrats on being the *First Guy* to go on a honeymoon Ryan!!!!
@__The_ryan_george Obvious scam is obvious
Yes! I've always wanted at least some of these videos without the ads at the end. Makes it easier to fall asleep too without having an add at the end before it autoplays
Idk how many times I’ve watched this compilation video… most definitely the BEST ONE!!!
The punch 🤜 is hilarious 😂