Jamsheed, the RPG God-Boss

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  • Опубліковано 9 гру 2016
  • An absolute legend I seen In the Afghan war documentary, "The Fighting Season".
    *I started streaming on twitch! www.twitch.tv/feedsuotv come watch me be a pleb live!*
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  • @johnbaer1528
    @johnbaer1528 3 роки тому +10494

    "You guys need A-10 support?"
    US Airborne: ..."Negative, we got Jamsheed"

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 3 роки тому +52

      Even better

    • @fwoibles
      @fwoibles 3 роки тому +167

      US Airborne: "Can we have Jamsheed for a bit?"

    • @fanoftheclassics5720
      @fanoftheclassics5720 3 роки тому

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @furrywaffle
      @furrywaffle 3 роки тому +18

      understandable, have a nice day

    • @mypotatopc
      @mypotatopc 3 роки тому +30

      Airforce project on making new fighter jet, take out the missiles and hook 2 Jamsheed with rpg rounds at the back, no need to auto target..!

  • @bed4269
    @bed4269 4 роки тому +26220

    Everybody gangsta until Jamsheed pulls out an rpg

    • @sulemanmughal5397
      @sulemanmughal5397 4 роки тому +49

      Haha

    • @bucketdozer5325
      @bucketdozer5325 4 роки тому +22

      nice one

    • @haatonofthebasementoutofth276
      @haatonofthebasementoutofth276 4 роки тому +245

      Talibans: *Ah shit, Here we go again*

    • @weirdogiant6886
      @weirdogiant6886 4 роки тому +36

      This is off-topic, but are you offended that I'm laying on you right now?

    • @bed4269
      @bed4269 4 роки тому +77

      Zayin Frye absolutely not, I feel nothing, the centuries of sitting laying jumping, fucking, dying, giving birth on me doesn’t phase me anymore, go ahead and lie down

  • @bonesaw36
    @bonesaw36 2 роки тому +6204

    “One rpg, taliban *poof*…finish taliban”
    This guy won life

    • @filip_548
      @filip_548 2 роки тому +66

      I swear to God, funniest shit ever said haha

    • @bonesaw36
      @bonesaw36 2 роки тому +6

      @@filip_548 100%

    • @riceburner6739
      @riceburner6739 2 роки тому +17

      now that taliban is back on control, i wonder where or how he doing now

    • @filip_548
      @filip_548 2 роки тому +16

      @@riceburner6739 well all i hope for is that he’s in Holywood Cinema making movie about this

    • @tjv-logs
      @tjv-logs 2 роки тому +40

      @@riceburner6739 I heard that either in 2016 or 2018 he was unfortunatly killed in action :(

  • @wishuhadmyname
    @wishuhadmyname 2 роки тому +5190

    My old boss said that on his 1st tour, he learned to not really be afraid of enemy RPGs or DShKa fire because it was always so inaccurate. 12 RPGs would get fired at his unit and they'd always be miles off, and everyone assumed the weapon just sucked. His 2nd tour started out with his unit training with the Romanian military outside Bucharest and he got to shoot the RPGs and DShKas used by the Romanians. He said that he could hit a man-sized target (not hit NEAR, actually hit) at 700m and the Romanians who were more practiced could do that out to 1200m. He realized that all it takes is 1 guy who actually knows what he's doing with an RPG to fuck everyone up, as proven here by Jamsheed

    • @mirai5268
      @mirai5268 2 роки тому +110

      thats wild

    • @warlord-chan9540
      @warlord-chan9540 2 роки тому +236

      The RPGs max engagement distance is 700m and it detonates itself at 900m so that is not true. Or you are talking about another weapon systems which is still not likely because most hand held rocked launchers don't go out that far.

    • @wishuhadmyname
      @wishuhadmyname 2 роки тому +152

      @@warlord-chan9540 I may have gotten the units wrong but I'm pretty sure I'm remembering the numbers correctly

    • @uncomfysapphic8415
      @uncomfysapphic8415 2 роки тому +107

      @@warlord-chan9540 different warheads probably

    • @Mr-Damage
      @Mr-Damage 2 роки тому +24

      @@warlord-chan9540 how does it travel the extra 200 meters to self detonate if Max is 700

  • @user-df8cc1ec5e
    @user-df8cc1ec5e 3 роки тому +7823

    Talibans: Don't worry. They're just sending one guy.
    That one guy:

  • @peterlustig6888
    @peterlustig6888 3 роки тому +7465

    US Soldiers: Nooo, you cant just leave your cover, you gonna get hiiit
    Jamsheed: *Haha RPG go phhhhhhhm*

  • @frankthegerman4426
    @frankthegerman4426 2 роки тому +2295

    Just imagine this guy just walks up, doesn't give a f*ck, hundreds of rounds covering his position, fires an RPG, probably splattering the intestines of multiple men on the floor and just walks back smiling and goes "Hollywood...Hollywood Big cinema...one RPG Taliban go pfffff...." Legendary.

    • @yourafatboyshadow
      @yourafatboyshadow 2 роки тому +73

      Thanks we just watched the fucking video.

    • @armsmaster1953
      @armsmaster1953 2 роки тому +33

      Wow, it’s almost like that’s exactly what just fucking happened. Unbelievable.
      Don’t comment a description of the video just to back it up with “Legendary”

    • @AA-bz1pr
      @AA-bz1pr 2 роки тому +9

      Thanks for telling us exactly what happened in the video. I'm sure someone out there was having problems with the video playing.

    • @LeoSlays
      @LeoSlays 2 роки тому +9

      tristan m ik it was funny lol. dont mind the above comments they are not cool

    • @frankthegerman4426
      @frankthegerman4426 2 роки тому +5

      @@LeoSlays Thank you kinda needed it

  • @219Pyro
    @219Pyro 2 роки тому +727

    Jamsheed, a Afghani Soldier shooting a Russian RPG in Afghanistan
    Some random Infantryman: "AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"
    Another random Infantryman: "There ya go, Jimshod "

    • @RealBoiJare
      @RealBoiJare Рік тому +117

      Perfect representation of America lol

    • @mohdbenalij8537
      @mohdbenalij8537 Рік тому +36

      I was thinking the exact same thing 😂 and he was shit scared hiding in a hole in the ground.

    • @Smeffort
      @Smeffort Рік тому +13

      @@mohdbenalij8537 I mean not everyone can just walk into gunfire without getting shot. Or at least I can’t, I dunno about you fellas.

    • @fritzpingel5433
      @fritzpingel5433 Рік тому

      America motherfucker was outta pocket. We didn’t do shit that was 100% jamsheed

    • @Loysekiu
      @Loysekiu Рік тому

      haha YES

  • @Sergey-ed6mx
    @Sergey-ed6mx 3 роки тому +5051

    Jamsheed: "I'm just an Afghani with a rocket launcher."

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 3 роки тому +4047

    Taliban Leader : What happened?
    Taliban Grunt : Jamsheed...
    Taliban Leader : **sigh** not again.

    • @Zeeshanijaz844
      @Zeeshanijaz844 3 роки тому +53

      Mate i was listening to an army official here in Australia and he was saying that most of the Taliban are like Jamsheed. He told a story where they were exchanging fire and all of a sudden a Taliban started running towards them with a machine gun. They did everything they could but couldn't stop him until they had to hit him with an RPG. He came so close that they could see his super long hair and beard. The official said that " call them crazy or maniacs but here they come". The new peace deal between America and Taliban is the proof of 19 years of blood and money wasted.

    • @Zeeshanijaz844
      @Zeeshanijaz844 3 роки тому +16

      @sol1d gh0st Mate I'm just repeating what that officer said. Also, you sound like a very skilled soldier but in call of duty. Anyway, as far as peace is concerned, you can never find peace with war. A war based on greed and resources. Americans are dying in the name of America even though all these wars had nothing to do with the glory of America it was Israel using America as a dog which will be killed as soon as the enemy is eliminated. For Afghans, they've been in war since Forever and now that America is leaving, Taliban will takeover and things will go back to where it started but only with hundreds of thousand soldiers dealing with severe PTSDs. Where is the glory in all that?

    • @mickealturcotte5428
      @mickealturcotte5428 3 роки тому +8

      @sol1d gh0st You can have a few organs blown and have 0% chance of being saved, but a heart still beating and enough air in your lungs to continue for a good minute or more. That can happens, and is the reason why every once in a while we hear rumors of bringing back the fal's into service here in canada. Just to have some more stopping power.

    • @arminius6506
      @arminius6506 3 роки тому +5

      The only problem is that Taliban are more "Jamshed" than Jamshed himself and 10 time more motivated 😉

    • @Thenotfunnyperson
      @Thenotfunnyperson 3 роки тому

      .

  • @Khoros-Mythos
    @Khoros-Mythos 4 місяці тому +46

    I swear Jamsheed was a javelin thrower in a past life. Anyone can become proficient, but this man can *feel* the trajectory and reach out and touch his target effortlessly. Rest In Peace, brother.

    • @MrIzo56
      @MrIzo56 2 місяці тому

      Dude was a natural. Warrior blood in that man.

  • @dustyfox8532
    @dustyfox8532 2 роки тому +98

    Beware the man with 5 RPG's and no sidearm~ Ancient Afgan proverb

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 4 роки тому +6639

    Jamsheed's Sexual Orientation:
    Straight: No
    Gay: No
    RPG: Yes

  • @MiaUwU0407
    @MiaUwU0407 4 роки тому +9373

    Talibans just there in the trees wondering why the doom theme is getting louder.

    • @oyvey304
      @oyvey304 4 роки тому +54

      @ImPinguu (Israel national anthem intensifies)

    • @troyscribner4342
      @troyscribner4342 4 роки тому +13

      Good one

    • @Squishy_yhsiuqS
      @Squishy_yhsiuqS 4 роки тому +73

      Statistics show that this comment has just improved everyone's week by fifteen percent.

    • @MiaUwU0407
      @MiaUwU0407 4 роки тому +25

      @@Squishy_yhsiuqS statistics show that your profile puc and name decreased everyones belief in their god by at least 40% while increasing the urge to worship the one and inly lord tachanka by 50%

    • @jkudder9609
      @jkudder9609 4 роки тому +4

      This comment made me laugh, and for that i thank you good sir.

  • @ATLBraves1992
    @ATLBraves1992 3 місяці тому +24

    This isn’t just a war for Jamsheed. This is kind of battlefield behavior is personal. This is being fed up. This is deeper than combat.

  • @anactualalpaca7016
    @anactualalpaca7016 Рік тому +87

    Jamsheed was born to use the RPG, his hands, his brain, his eyes, all perfectly crafted for using this weapon

  • @thehavoccompany-a3
    @thehavoccompany-a3 4 роки тому +15464

    Taliban: "We have an army."
    Afghanistan: "We have a Jamsheed."

  • @saturnascension
    @saturnascension 4 роки тому +3365

    Taliban when they see Jamsheed walking up: "Why do I hear boss music?"

  • @alemalvina7624
    @alemalvina7624 Рік тому +20

    "Hollywood cinema"
    Wise words Jamseed, wise words..

    • @Cocobdoom
      @Cocobdoom 26 днів тому

      Deep dog...a lot ppl not gonna catch that or maybe I looked to much into it

    • @klad2860
      @klad2860 25 днів тому

      MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE!

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson Рік тому +40

    sad that he's gone, still at least he was immortalized in video!
    I hope he has loved ones that are living safe and well today.

  • @loganreinpold4981
    @loganreinpold4981 3 роки тому +3849

    That moment when you discover that you aren't the main character

  • @feminico2613
    @feminico2613 4 роки тому +15210

    Enemy: shoots a bullet at their direction
    Jamsheed: So you have chosen, death

    • @JohntehGman
      @JohntehGman 4 роки тому +77

      All of these comments this is my favorite LOL

    • @YoushouldNeilAnblomi
      @YoushouldNeilAnblomi 4 роки тому +54

      👍👍 I even read that with a middle eastern accent

    • @goopmane
      @goopmane 4 роки тому +25

      Oh ho, you’re approaching me?

    • @gilbertpitre3013
      @gilbertpitre3013 4 роки тому +14

      WORLDOOOO RPG ORAORAORAORA

    • @wtfwasthat16
      @wtfwasthat16 4 роки тому +21

      using bullets i see, well...
      MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!

  • @momithrewup9699
    @momithrewup9699 2 роки тому +57

    Such a badass dude, but his backstory makes me wanna cry sometimes.

    • @devonyarbrough7379
      @devonyarbrough7379 2 роки тому +1

      What's his backstory?

    • @momithrewup9699
      @momithrewup9699 2 роки тому +3

      @@devonyarbrough7379 It’s a long story, I would recommend watching the UA-cam video yourself.

    • @devonyarbrough7379
      @devonyarbrough7379 2 роки тому

      @@momithrewup9699 Wanna slide a homie a link?

    • @jeremyemilio9378
      @jeremyemilio9378 2 роки тому

      @@momithrewup9699 where's the link to the full video?

    • @momithrewup9699
      @momithrewup9699 2 роки тому +49

      @@jeremyemilio9378 I can’t find the original video but what he said was, his mother,father and sister were killed in a explosion caused by terrorists. So now he roams around killing as much terrorists as he can before he himself is killed one day.

  • @WOMPITUS
    @WOMPITUS 2 роки тому +17

    When he said “Hollywood cinema” I laughed so hard I cried.

  • @lymarromero895
    @lymarromero895 3 роки тому +4057

    "What is he doing?"
    "He's beginning to believe."

  • @itszeyth9863
    @itszeyth9863 4 роки тому +2074

    US Soldier: "how many people have you killed with that RPG?"
    Jamsheed: "Taliban aren't people."

  • @detroitdave3505
    @detroitdave3505 Рік тому +23

    Rest in peace Jamsheed we will remember you for the badass you were 🔥

  • @silkalex6593
    @silkalex6593 2 роки тому +20

    Love how it brought everybodys morale up ,jamsheed is a true legend ,much respect

  • @Salu_TV
    @Salu_TV 4 роки тому +15827

    He’s the main character, we’re all his npcs

    • @rockymkiii
      @rockymkiii 4 роки тому +340

      And he know the game so much he don't need to cover

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 4 роки тому +27

      Damn 😔

    • @ewthmatth
      @ewthmatth 4 роки тому +229

      It's Jamsheed's world. We're just livin' in it.

    • @Uruckingfetard22
      @Uruckingfetard22 4 роки тому +14

      XD yea holy shit dude.

    • @seabass5484
      @seabass5484 4 роки тому +34

      Yeah the player that runs in and 1 taps everyone

  • @fawllex9667
    @fawllex9667 4 роки тому +2503

    Taliban: we got em pinned down!
    **Jamsheed stands up**
    Taliban: Why do i hear boss music?

    • @__boo
      @__boo 4 роки тому +4

      iman amir-rudin LOLOL

    • @sigis72
      @sigis72 4 роки тому +4

      ROFL

    • @MatataMcCleskey
      @MatataMcCleskey 4 роки тому +2

      I heard FF7 fight music

    • @devinschaar4499
      @devinschaar4499 4 роки тому +14

      You don't need music with those massive balls clanking together as he walks.

    • @banzsadboishit7502
      @banzsadboishit7502 4 роки тому +1

      If only he was Russian playing the national anthem😂😂

  • @altaccount2179
    @altaccount2179 Рік тому +7

    "1 rpg taliban 'phfmm', finish taliban" -RPG god

  • @boahneelassmal
    @boahneelassmal 2 роки тому +5

    yells "AMERICA MU'FUCKER" after the afghan stood in the open blasting the taliban with his rpg.... i actually loughed out loud...

  • @VictorNiss
    @VictorNiss 3 роки тому +9855

    "AMERICA MF"
    nooooo, that was all Jamsheed.

    • @justleo2956
      @justleo2956 3 роки тому +605

      The fuck is "America" we in jamsheed now

    • @anactualalpaca7016
      @anactualalpaca7016 3 роки тому +47

      @Achmed the Dead Terrorist Yes

    • @ahmadzafar7504
      @ahmadzafar7504 3 роки тому +73

      USJ found some hashish and wifes in other country
      Freedom intensifies

    • @VictorNiss
      @VictorNiss 3 роки тому +21

      @@ahmadzafar7504 Jamsheed: [ loads new RPG in tube with zeal ]

    • @therecycle1332
      @therecycle1332 3 роки тому +19

      I was wondering about who is that idiot 🤔

  • @Beefyhorchata
    @Beefyhorchata 4 роки тому +53335

    Petition to get Jamsheed as an operator in Call of Duty Modern Warfare

    • @prosackmetheus5409
      @prosackmetheus5409 4 роки тому +993

      Jamsheed Operator skin for Independence War event.

    • @consciouslasagne354
      @consciouslasagne354 4 роки тому +136

      Yes

    • @blacklancer3255
      @blacklancer3255 4 роки тому +857

      His execution is shooting someone with an RPG

    • @axeloth
      @axeloth 4 роки тому +421

      Rpg does double damage and has double the range

    • @APCBaab32
      @APCBaab32 4 роки тому +298

      And as of Season 4, there is a skin based on his kit!

  • @baronvr1
    @baronvr1 3 місяці тому +3

    I come back once in a while to watch this legend.

  • @sameullam
    @sameullam 4 місяці тому +5

    RIP to a legend.

  • @demonicguard9539
    @demonicguard9539 3 роки тому +4984

    this feels like a afghan war version of the office

    • @potatohead5986
      @potatohead5986 3 роки тому +6

      =))))))))))

    • @humbertomacias3239
      @humbertomacias3239 3 роки тому +8

      😂🤣

    • @Hypie582
      @Hypie582 3 роки тому +13

      The office isnt funny

    • @t4ct1c4l_operators3
      @t4ct1c4l_operators3 3 роки тому +9

      @@Hypie582 than u don’t understand pure comedy 😂

    • @Hypie582
      @Hypie582 3 роки тому +23

      @@t4ct1c4l_operators3 haha its very funny when the camera does the cool funny zoom in, right? Very funny star wars noises beep boop beep boop hilarious very hilarious haha

  • @waywardhero1177
    @waywardhero1177 4 роки тому +5481

    This has some “the office” vibes and man it makes this ten times funnier.
    Be like Jamsheed.

    • @buttergolem8584
      @buttergolem8584 4 роки тому +48

      Jimsheed

    • @rokai7317
      @rokai7317 4 роки тому +7

      @@buttergolem8584 Shimjeed

    • @willjb89
      @willjb89 4 роки тому +63

      Fuck me. I can’t unsee it !!!! Dude this would make a great series though, get some vets to consult with and make a military “The Office” style series

    • @waywardhero1177
      @waywardhero1177 4 роки тому +16

      WillyB That could work like MASH meets the office

    • @Recon-go7yg
      @Recon-go7yg 4 роки тому +4

      @WaywardHero 117 Watch generation kill.

  • @yunanklaus1195
    @yunanklaus1195 Рік тому +6

    If you want to learn how to stop a chainsaw with your hand, you learn from Chuck Norris.
    If you want to learn how to shoot a bow like a legend, you learn from Rambo
    If you want to learn how to kill an alien, you learn from Dutch
    But they all agree, that if you want to learn how to shoot an RPG like a boss, you learn from Lord Jamsheed.

  • @galacticshark1588
    @galacticshark1588 11 місяців тому +5

    0:03 a man made a decision to become a legend

  • @Dev_Six
    @Dev_Six 3 роки тому +2393

    The enemy can't predict your moves if you can't predict them yourself.

  • @BinBintheRiceCake
    @BinBintheRiceCake 3 роки тому +4845

    "He bragged about how he killed like 5 taliban the other week"
    Explains where he found the other five rockets on his back.

  • @adriankelly350
    @adriankelly350 2 роки тому

    Haha I love this video I always come back to it. What a legend

  • @saragober8283
    @saragober8283 2 роки тому +6

    we need jamsheed now more than ever

  • @Daemeon93
    @Daemeon93 4 роки тому +3307

    Legend has it Jamsheed is the only person on Earth who can actually rocket jump.

  • @danieljames6138
    @danieljames6138 3 роки тому +4256

    “Permission to leave cover sir?”
    “Why?”
    “To give the taliban back their RPGs”

    • @alectravis-daugherty3095
      @alectravis-daugherty3095 3 роки тому +25

      Ive been waiting for this comment!

    • @REBURN96
      @REBURN96 3 роки тому +19

      Every time they give one back an eagle gets its wings

    • @baddonkey6876
      @baddonkey6876 3 роки тому +25

      "PERMISSION GRANTED" (in Ron Pearlmans voice)

    • @carlos2285
      @carlos2285 3 роки тому +7

      Bad Donkey I need a weapon

    • @carlos2285
      @carlos2285 3 роки тому +8

      Just one question, what if you miss

  • @odsts6658
    @odsts6658 2 роки тому +2

    I hope this mad man is still around

  • @PPSH-Riley
    @PPSH-Riley 11 місяців тому +1

    RIP. that is the fearlessness of someone who has already lost everything they had to lose.

  • @iOriginalEdits
    @iOriginalEdits 4 роки тому +2200

    "One RPG, Taliban - pfffffm!"
    - Jamsheed 2016

  • @Niggychan
    @Niggychan 4 роки тому +1971

    Jamsheed is that kid who's introducing his friends to something he's already good at and goes "hey guys, watch this."

    • @tonyasa4658
      @tonyasa4658 4 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 роки тому +16

      Thanks Jamsheed, very cool!

    • @Jacob-ABCXYZ
      @Jacob-ABCXYZ 4 роки тому +13

      And none of his friends believe him till he does it

    • @Tahmanakki
      @Tahmanakki 4 роки тому +4

      Jamsheed is that One kid who has an airsoft gun at age 9

    • @Jacob-ABCXYZ
      @Jacob-ABCXYZ 4 роки тому

      @@Tahmanakki yep

  • @ameanasaur
    @ameanasaur Рік тому +6

    Rest in piece you absolute unit

  • @stalinbeballin9711
    @stalinbeballin9711 Рік тому +5

    I really hope Jamsheed is still out there fighting the good fight

  • @viking197
    @viking197 3 роки тому +3430

    So what role in the army will you be applying for sir?
    Soldier: *Jamsheed*

    • @FJxJongno3ga
      @FJxJongno3ga 3 роки тому +84

      I'm sorry we're all out of custom XXXXL pants to hold jamsheed sized balls son.

    • @royltbescheidenblake6187
      @royltbescheidenblake6187 3 роки тому +2

      Loooooooool

    • @FukU2222
      @FukU2222 3 роки тому +2

      soldier??? you're not a soldier until you pass BMQ, recruit...

    • @ussibussi2788
      @ussibussi2788 3 роки тому +10

      @@FukU2222 Thanks for pointing that out, we definitely needed that.

    • @GenZapata562
      @GenZapata562 3 роки тому

      LMFAO

  • @blackdragonjr6102
    @blackdragonjr6102 4 роки тому +1794

    Which weighs more
    A. The RPG
    B. Jamsheed’s ball’s

  • @TheMystKing999
    @TheMystKing999 7 місяців тому +2

    RIP Jamsheed, will forever live on as the RPG final boss of our times in my mind.

  • @DOMFRMDA_800
    @DOMFRMDA_800 2 роки тому +3

    Jamsheeds the definition of f with me and find out

  • @johnniewalker877
    @johnniewalker877 4 роки тому +4324

    Taliban: *Fires at Americans and Allies*
    Jamsheed: *Starts walking forward with his RPG*
    Taliban: “Why do I hear boss music?”

    • @ewthmatth
      @ewthmatth 4 роки тому +28

      Jamsheed: *starts walking forward with his RPG*
      Taliban: "why is the game over music already playing?"

    • @Amin_yar
      @Amin_yar 4 роки тому +2

      Best comment so far😂

    • @seraphinpanlion9101
      @seraphinpanlion9101 4 роки тому +3

      Fuck off with those retarded "memes"

    • @flex9696
      @flex9696 4 роки тому +13

      Jamsheed is the Doomslayer of the Afghan military

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 4 роки тому +2

      @@seraphinpanlion9101 what's the matter ? Can't take a joke ?

  • @dogwiththeteeth3135
    @dogwiththeteeth3135 4 роки тому +10091

    The Virgin Abu Hajar vs the Chad Jamsheed

    • @TotoRina4343
      @TotoRina4343 4 роки тому +735

      Is abu hajar that isis guy that was yelled at when they failed their attack in those little armored vehicles? 😂

    • @lestat23989
      @lestat23989 4 роки тому +320

      @@TotoRina4343 yup, that one

    • @lear8989
      @lear8989 4 роки тому +180

      rip Abu Hajar

    • @honorhino7726
      @honorhino7726 4 роки тому +240

      @@TotoRina4343 He was getting yelled at bc the brass was hitting the abu ridhwan and the dude with GoPro.

    • @TotoRina4343
      @TotoRina4343 4 роки тому +147

      @@honorhino7726 funniest war video ever

  • @dragonskulls_4813
    @dragonskulls_4813 2 роки тому +2

    "That should take care of dem" - Wise Words of Jamsheed the RPG LEGEND

  • @CiviCiviCivi
    @CiviCiviCivi 5 місяців тому +2

    I hope Jamsheed is doing alright these days. I think about this video every so often.

  • @underwood9584
    @underwood9584 4 роки тому +6514

    Jamsheed applies for a US citizenship with 578 recommendation letters from US soldiers.
    *gets approved in 24 hours*

    • @kertaspaper94
      @kertaspaper94 4 роки тому +96

      Did he though ? I really hope he did

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 4 роки тому +499

      @@kertaspaper94 I hope he didn't. His country needs him

    • @honorablevista7573
      @honorablevista7573 4 роки тому +216

      Comrade Urod If the man wants to move it’s his choice. I wouldn’t want to live there either.

    • @thejman4458
      @thejman4458 4 роки тому +540

      @@honorablevista7573 too bad Jamsheed enjoys slaughtering the Taliban. Dude probably requests to be put on the front purely so he can just use Big Dick Energy to vaporize bullets that come within 2 feet of him as he laughs before just firing a perfect shot into their position.

    • @jaingskirata009
      @jaingskirata009 4 роки тому +236

      @@thejman4458 big dick energy so strong he can ejaculate RPG's

  • @AngelicRalph
    @AngelicRalph 3 роки тому +5279

    "They're firing at us!"
    Jamsheed: "KABOOM?"
    army: "yes jamsheed, kaboom"

    • @graysonwinckler2536
      @graysonwinckler2536 2 роки тому +52

      thank you, this made me laugh

    • @sejfzlrrhman
      @sejfzlrrhman 2 роки тому +5

      In Spanish too

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 2 роки тому +5

      The Taliban took over, we gotta throw a party when he makes it here.

    • @X786BBF
      @X786BBF 2 роки тому +3

      Penguins 😂

    • @mehmeh1999
      @mehmeh1999 2 роки тому +5

      @@ReySchultz121 He died a few months after this was filmed.

  • @littletweeter1327
    @littletweeter1327 2 роки тому

    this video, inspiring Squad players since 2016

  • @MeatyOchre
    @MeatyOchre 2 роки тому +5

    FOR THOSE SAYING HE DIED, THAT WAS A PAKISTANI SINGER HE IS/WAS ALIVE AS OF JANUARY 2020 AS I LAID EYES ON HIM PERSONALLY. SINCE THEN I DO NOT KNOW

  • @SPSJ173
    @SPSJ173 4 роки тому +7238

    The line between brave and stupid is thin but holy shit this guy is a legend

    • @blaaaaaaaa2017
      @blaaaaaaaa2017 4 роки тому +36

      FuckFaceUnstoppable why do you talk like you know where the line is when youre one of the stupid fucks.

    • @SPSJ173
      @SPSJ173 4 роки тому +258

      Look people with opinions in their natural habitat! Gawk at these majestic creatures!

    • @SPSJ173
      @SPSJ173 4 роки тому +119

      @@sallyh1480 ah but you look cute in that video of your mother singing

    • @SPSJ173
      @SPSJ173 4 роки тому +144

      @@blaaaaaaaa2017 I've been on the range a few times with some vet friends of mine. Studied on lots of military related topics from tactical, strategic operations and logistics. From the foundations copper shells of the 5.56 NATO round to the twin nuclear engines of the current day super carriers. I admire the organization and commitment of the military most of all it's history. But this one comment where I express disbelief and appraisal befuddles you friend. Please go ahead reply back I'll give you all the love attention you crave for that your parents couldn't provide. I'll run you hagged and dry into the mud like the rest

    • @Dutchman-2002
      @Dutchman-2002 4 роки тому +86

      @@SPSJ173 bruh, why did you nuke him like that!?

  • @CaptainPancakes
    @CaptainPancakes 3 роки тому +2899

    "Hollywood cinema!"
    You heard him, Hollywood. Jamsheed has given you the greenlight to make a feature film about him.

    • @texasoutlaw4222
      @texasoutlaw4222 3 роки тому +11

      Cast the mexican uncle from Training Day to portray him.

    • @slapslicks7531
      @slapslicks7531 3 роки тому +6

      Ahahaha that totally was the greenlight to make a film

    • @matacoos1368
      @matacoos1368 3 роки тому +3

      Sir please stop. I can only get so erect

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 3 роки тому

      Genius

    • @splinderking
      @splinderking 3 роки тому

      He said what you show in hollywood movies using machines and brilliant vfs effects. We do it here without machines nd vfx.

  • @Ramy_Ramz
    @Ramy_Ramz 2 роки тому +2

    “Hollywooood, Hollywood cinema” - Jamsheed the RPG god

  • @acestillwell98
    @acestillwell98 2 роки тому

    If anyone is curious, the song for Jamsheed is Open Your Heart by Crush 40.

  • @Jack_Dandy
    @Jack_Dandy 3 роки тому +5096

    In a world full of Karens and Kens, be a Jamsheed.

    • @dso-nx3jy
      @dso-nx3jy 3 роки тому +1

      Love it!!! 😂

    • @zombievikinggaming4258
      @zombievikinggaming4258 3 роки тому +27

      In a world of white people, be brown?

    • @asteria1065
      @asteria1065 3 роки тому +24

      @@zombievikinggaming4258 hell yeah

    • @fuentinho416
      @fuentinho416 3 роки тому +18

      Obliterate my enemies with a Rocket Propelled Grenade and walk away after like nothing happened?
      Can do.

    • @zombievikinggaming4258
      @zombievikinggaming4258 3 роки тому +8

      @@asteria1065 That's disgusting bro

  • @martinconstantino1953
    @martinconstantino1953 4 роки тому +1901

    “Hollywood cinema”
    He better have a movie while I’m still alive

    • @bullphr0g489
      @bullphr0g489 4 роки тому +31

      JAMSHEED : THE RPG GOD
      COMING NEVER TO THEATERS NEAR NOBODY

    • @laryyan1358
      @laryyan1358 4 роки тому +14

      @@bullphr0g489 it should be
      JAMSHEED : THE RPG GOD
      COMING TO A TALIBAN STRONGHOLD NEAR YOU

    • @TomGodson95
      @TomGodson95 4 роки тому

      Its called The Rocket Jump, coming to a cinema near you

    • @richtigerfeger
      @richtigerfeger 4 роки тому

      jamsheed, rpg and the mystery of talibans

  • @MrJoker.420
    @MrJoker.420 Рік тому +3

    Hope that man's doing well today ❤

  • @o-zone1217
    @o-zone1217 2 роки тому +2

    His teammates: holy SHEEED!!
    Him: no no no it's JAMSHEED.

  • @kulprit9462
    @kulprit9462 3 роки тому +3601

    "TRIPLE KILL"
    +400 xp
    +400 xp
    +400 xp
    +50 xp savior
    "UAV On Stand by"

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 3 роки тому +83

      Jamsheed just uses the UAV to carry more rockets

    • @at-90ree13
      @at-90ree13 3 роки тому +13

      *OVERKILL*

    • @Connor_JR
      @Connor_JR 3 роки тому +16

      That lovely *click* of the multi hitmarker on impact...

    • @Brother8237
      @Brother8237 3 роки тому +3

      CADAVERIFIC

    • @ANYA.RIZALI
      @ANYA.RIZALI 3 роки тому +2

      mew

  • @arandompersonfromthezone8901
    @arandompersonfromthezone8901 4 роки тому +2875

    Taliban: Nooo! You can't just shoot us with an Rpg Nooo!
    Jamsheed: ha Rpg go Swoosh

    • @CarboKill
      @CarboKill 4 роки тому +40

      RPG go pfftm

    • @Nelso5000
      @Nelso5000 4 роки тому +9

      Oh monolith, why have you left us?

    • @Ghost-nk7hd
      @Ghost-nk7hd 4 роки тому

      Lmaoooooo XD

    • @dovahkiin5773
      @dovahkiin5773 4 роки тому +3

      I like your profile monolith soldier

    • @Uthrid
      @Uthrid 4 роки тому

      I laughed way too hard to this comment 😂

  • @HappyHater
    @HappyHater 2 місяці тому +1

    Love how the sand falls out of Jamsheed's RPG at 0:36.

  • @ifureadthisyourabaseball7395
    @ifureadthisyourabaseball7395 2 роки тому

    Thank u so much for your work

  • @flickmybic7174
    @flickmybic7174 3 роки тому +2211

    He comes back: "Hollywood... Hollywood cinema."
    Im crying holy shit 😂

    • @jbuckley2546
      @jbuckley2546 3 роки тому +41

      Jambo.....

    • @mitchhebert2046
      @mitchhebert2046 3 роки тому +26

      1 RPG TALIBAN PFFHHHHH!!! FINISH THE TALIBAN

    • @Templar-jj3ig
      @Templar-jj3ig 3 роки тому

      LMFAO! That was good stuff.

    • @aspeckt1
      @aspeckt1 3 роки тому +5

      Just like in the movies. I get you, Jamsheed.

    • @cipher01
      @cipher01 3 роки тому +1

      Michael Bay

  • @erendyalatorre7785
    @erendyalatorre7785 3 роки тому +3359

    This dude walks around with 5+ rockets.
    As my boy George Washington used to say " stay strapped or get clapped"

    • @michaelfetty2854
      @michaelfetty2854 3 роки тому +16

      Dilly, Dilly!

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 3 роки тому +41

      This guy is literally Soilder from TF2, he just casually carries a fuckin RPG around, just cause.

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 3 роки тому +8

      With only an RPG too, he's dedicated and knows what he's doing, just waltzed out of cover to blast away.

    • @greg6441
      @greg6441 3 роки тому +16

      i thought sun tzu said that

    • @erendyalatorre7785
      @erendyalatorre7785 3 роки тому +11

      @@grugg3108 he's the dude that reloads instead of switching to his pistol lol

  • @unclebuck4046
    @unclebuck4046 Рік тому +2

    In a world full of Abu Hajaar, be Jamsheed.

  • @shahking9889
    @shahking9889 6 місяців тому +2

    Rest in peace brother ..

  • @BigPatFenis_
    @BigPatFenis_ 3 роки тому +6966

    This guys entire loadout is an RPG and backpack with 5 rockets in it. You know he's there to kick some ass.

    • @Rasbiff
      @Rasbiff 3 роки тому +383

      S P E C I A L I S T

    • @mariopadilla1973
      @mariopadilla1973 2 роки тому +48

      more likely to blow up some ass

    • @Trollportphosphat
      @Trollportphosphat 2 роки тому +86

      he´s out of bubblegum

    • @corpsman827
      @corpsman827 2 роки тому +81

      One time I saw a Navy Seal board a helicopter, on a 4 day op in North Africa, with just a rope and a chain saw.

    • @GhostOfDamned
      @GhostOfDamned 2 роки тому +20

      Arma be like

  • @wtfshiiiiii
    @wtfshiiiiii 3 роки тому +2586

    Army: “You don’t need to carry 5 shells for your RPG.”
    JAMSHEED: “NO, ITS NECESSARY.”

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 роки тому +57

      Basket of rockets:
      + accuracy
      + bravery
      + ammo capacity
      + range
      + coolness

    • @fordsquared537
      @fordsquared537 3 роки тому +39

      Jamsheed: “I have five just in case the first four fail.”

    • @GraveDigger388
      @GraveDigger388 3 роки тому +21

      @@thedepression950
      cons:
      - makes teammates not able to do anything for 1 minute from sheer awestruck

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto 3 роки тому +14

      Jamsheed don't miss. Even when he misses, he can't miss.

    • @mistarrraze6254
      @mistarrraze6254 2 роки тому +6

      Taliban pfffmm

  • @loz9753
    @loz9753 2 роки тому +2

    Everybody gangsta till Jamsheed gets Javelins and NLAWs and goes to Ukraine

  • @pearse9116
    @pearse9116 2 роки тому +2

    The funniest thing was the Americans saying "America! Motherfucker!!" as if Jamsheed was American.

  • @the_1guapoguy
    @the_1guapoguy 4 роки тому +1358

    The army: THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY GAMES! THIS IS WAR!
    Jamsheed: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move.

    • @thatonemarauder520
      @thatonemarauder520 4 роки тому +6

      So yeah.. he's a gamer

    • @f.nasisi829
      @f.nasisi829 3 роки тому +1

      That One Marauder He‘s a god, he gives you life and then he pulls out his RPG

  • @urmaker
    @urmaker 3 роки тому +23201

    I think it is more impressive he was able to walk so far dragging such massive balls.

    • @thaprezidnt1
      @thaprezidnt1 3 роки тому +56

      YOUR VIDS ARE AMAZING BRO! weird to find you here. lol

    • @blackheart8121
      @blackheart8121 3 роки тому +115

      I figured out why.
      He had a steel pair but they weren't flashy enough.
      He then switched out for a brass pair but they were too heavy.
      The last pair are a titanium, vibranium, adamantium alloy that is bulletproof up to,and including, 30mm cannon rounds, 40mm grenades, as well as .50, 12.7mm, 14.9mm, 120mm mortar rounds, and DU Sabot from an M1 Abrams..

    • @BuckingHorse-Bull
      @BuckingHorse-Bull 3 роки тому +29

      this is the first time ever reading this type of comment

    • @blackheart8121
      @blackheart8121 3 роки тому +29

      @@BuckingHorse-Bull How so? There are many comments addressing the badassness of Jamsheed.
      There is being afraid but trained to walk in to the fires of Hell. Then there is casually strolling along like a day at the park and the accuracy with a weapon NOT known for accuracy and takes out the bad guys. That is Jamsheed..

    • @BuckingHorse-Bull
      @BuckingHorse-Bull 3 роки тому +10

      @@blackheart8121 i was being sarcastic. the commenting of another mans balls is old and annoying

  • @TyTy_618
    @TyTy_618 Рік тому +2

    Hollywood cinema.
    -Jamsheed

  • @Diddlebop49
    @Diddlebop49 2 роки тому +2

    "That should take care of them" Fucking badass 😂😂😂😂

  • @ganeshaloney3882
    @ganeshaloney3882 3 роки тому +1526

    *"One RPG, Taliban -- pfffffm!"*
    Jamsheed out here raw-dogging taliban

    • @MolsonPeanut
      @MolsonPeanut 3 роки тому +16

      😂 dead, fucking dead!

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 3 роки тому +6

      Next it's gonna be someone carrying an a-10 and I MEAN CARRYING

    • @smoove_
      @smoove_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@adrawingprotogen2994 it's just jamsheed after a promotion

  • @scottsaylors1996
    @scottsaylors1996 3 роки тому +1642

    Jamsheed earned his citizenship in the US as far as I’m concerned just for being a badass.

    • @katashi222
      @katashi222 3 роки тому +53

      Yes, give that man a green card now!!!💯👍

    • @johnwayne2898
      @johnwayne2898 3 роки тому +23

      @White Wild He already is, that is what the Afghan troops are trying to do, stop the Al-Qaeda

    • @dustyfox8532
      @dustyfox8532 3 роки тому +26

      I think the Afganis need him more than the U.S does. Badass warriors do not run away from their own country in the middle of a fight.

    • @JackHGUK
      @JackHGUK 3 роки тому +7

      @@dustyfox8532 afgan has been a warzone for the last 20 years, at what point do our allies over there get to come somewhere them and there families can be safe?

    • @ric7078
      @ric7078 3 роки тому +4

      U have 420 likes I wanna like it but I can't

  • @ProfSir1
    @ProfSir1 2 роки тому +1

    Legend has it he’s still out there.

  • @shekazmal8960
    @shekazmal8960 2 роки тому +1

    Jamsheed:- Hollywood! Hollywood cinema!
    Everyone:- 😀😀😀
    Inside jamsheed's mind:- I'm John Rambo.

  • @Baba-li6hc
    @Baba-li6hc 3 роки тому +3052

    when this guy joined the army, the generals said "Yes sir"

    •  3 роки тому +69

      When they asked him how many RPG rounds he wanted, he said: *"yes"*

    • @fracturedframe1462
      @fracturedframe1462 2 роки тому +6

      All he needs is one davy crocket rocket and he can take over the entire world

    • @skchannel5082
      @skchannel5082 2 роки тому +1

      Not just him all Afghan ppl are brave

    • @-data
      @-data 2 роки тому +2

      @@skchannel5082 depends

    • @DEADLYMOUSEGAMING276
      @DEADLYMOUSEGAMING276 2 роки тому

      😂

  • @FUBARguy107
    @FUBARguy107 4 роки тому +1014

    Soldiers: Jamsheed, get down!
    Jamsheed: I have seen my death and it does not happen this day.

    • @proudfirebrand3946
      @proudfirebrand3946 4 роки тому +5

      MadManAz can I PLEASE, PLEASE let me use that line someday????

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 4 роки тому

      @@proudfirebrand3946 i prolly will

    • @genore1993
      @genore1993 4 роки тому +2

      this reminded me of floki from vikings,

    • @MrWest-ph5yg
      @MrWest-ph5yg 4 роки тому

      This is a boss ass line

  • @Nick-bk7es
    @Nick-bk7es Рік тому +1

    This guy is the type of guy to tell the Sun to shine

  • @dlee9726
    @dlee9726 2 роки тому +1

    My enemies are many but my equals are none - Jamsheed, probably

  • @fhilhamdhialharis3453
    @fhilhamdhialharis3453 4 роки тому +1454

    most memorable quote
    "one rpg, finish taliban"
    yep sure, jamsheed. Nice

    • @hansnoor9637
      @hansnoor9637 4 роки тому +2

      Should've deploy God Boss Jamsheed to take back Raqqa from ISIS

    • @randompheidoleminor3011
      @randompheidoleminor3011 4 роки тому +3

      @@xRawburtx that's it. If I ever join the military and get a anti armour/air MOS, whenever I fire I'll yell *'EXPLOSION!!!'* before firing.

  • @ronaldli5
    @ronaldli5 4 роки тому +1618

    One RPG, Taliban -- PFFMMM. Finish Taliban.
    Words of a legend.

    • @KatariaGujjar
      @KatariaGujjar 3 роки тому +1

      Yet Taliban is called to Qatar every year to discuss a peace treaty..

    • @KatariaGujjar
      @KatariaGujjar 3 роки тому +1

      @@MFKR696
      *IEA* Taliban, founded in 1994 by *Mullah Omar* , is only in Afghanistan. In Pakistan, there is another unaffiliated group called *TTP* Taliban that was founded in 2007 by *Baitullah Masud* .
      They have a word in their title (Taliban = student) that is common, but that's the only thing they have in common. The aims are very contrastingly different. Either way, TTP is irrelevant to anything I've written - IEA is called to Qatar to negotiate peace with US, TTP is not called.

  • @strelok40m
    @strelok40m День тому

    I hope this brave man still walks on the Earth - true legend

  • @aravindgk9565
    @aravindgk9565 2 роки тому

    The legend lives on