Mary & Brandan's Wedding from Hell, Sarper Dumps Shekinah, Yohan Takes the Dog

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  • @ReginaDavid829
    @ReginaDavid829 11 місяців тому +1423

    Brandon and Mary’s wedding had a biblical plague descend upon it! Major sign! 😂

    • @hopemckenzie3502
      @hopemckenzie3502 11 місяців тому +55

      😂😅🚩🚩

    • @knockofftasty9693
      @knockofftasty9693 11 місяців тому +115

      It that isn’t a bad omen idk what is

    • @msKita43
      @msKita43 11 місяців тому +14

      I thought the same 😂

    • @jenpounce154
      @jenpounce154 11 місяців тому +23

      I swear I was coming to the comments to say this 😭 like wheww I'm praying for them!

    • @kalilynnsurh
      @kalilynnsurh 11 місяців тому +8

      HELPPPPPP😂😂😂

  • @oopsallie
    @oopsallie 11 місяців тому +1196

    the ABSOLUTE NERVE of sarper wondering why she’s not crying is insane

    • @nyty9578
      @nyty9578 11 місяців тому +67

      It definitely gives he wanted her to bawl :/

    • @kikieaddy2576
      @kikieaddy2576 11 місяців тому +42

      I found that INSANELY FUNNY ⏪ had rewind for the assertiveness….

    • @dontscream
      @dontscream 11 місяців тому +60

      It was great of her to admit that everyone was right about Sarper

    • @dhglowlightblue
      @dhglowlightblue 11 місяців тому +72

      Ikr 🫤 I’m glad she didn’t cry and put her foot down.

    • @AyeAyeRon11
      @AyeAyeRon11 11 місяців тому +1

      Can either of them even cry with a plastic face?

  • @RodrickMarsMoon
    @RodrickMarsMoon 11 місяців тому +316

    "I know that we're fighting a lot."
    ...I don't see how this is a good thing to say in wedding vows, for real.

    • @enaitat
      @enaitat 11 місяців тому +12

      Yeah! I thought that was super weird!

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 11 місяців тому +10

      That’s the moment the bugs decided the raid was on.

    • @bigwoogc
      @bigwoogc 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Sunset553 😆😆😆

    • @chenx3838
      @chenx3838 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Sunset553 even bugs don't want to hear this 😂

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 11 місяців тому +3

      @@chenx3838 The swarm was not just an omen, it was a mass unaliving. They had heard every argument and decided to go out in the cake and potato salad

  • @kxd4103
    @kxd4103 11 місяців тому +681

    My problem with Danielle is that she's soooo petty but acts shocked when Yohan is petty too? Like girl what do u expect

    • @KagomeYasha023
      @KagomeYasha023 11 місяців тому +30

      Nah yohan took it too far going for a pet, glad they don’t have kids.

    • @oofiedoofie
      @oofiedoofie 11 місяців тому +112

      ​@@KagomeYasha023I understand why he did it tho. She was literally saying he couldn't take the clothes that he had been wearing for months because she bought them. He bought the dog. I'm glad they don't have kids as well but don't take things you paid for and expect people not to do the same

    • @lazy2988
      @lazy2988 11 місяців тому

      Right like in the states he would legally get the clothes and the dog 🤣 she a fucking mental case

    • @digitalhuman5943
      @digitalhuman5943 11 місяців тому +27

      @@oofiedoofieyes! I’m wondering why she didn’t want him to take his clothes, yes it was petty, but it was also keeping him there longer, I think him leaving made her feel like she was loosing control and saying he can’t take his clothes was her trying to take the power back.

    • @KITTY.KAT_KHARISMA
      @KITTY.KAT_KHARISMA 11 місяців тому +9

      ​@oofiedoofie he bought the dog 🐕 but remember he's been stealing money from her bank account. So did he really buy it? 🤔

  • @kendra.1
    @kendra.1 11 місяців тому +818

    The way you say provider gets me everytime😂😂. Yohan took the dog because he can’t get anything else from Danielle 😂

    • @aryastark575
      @aryastark575 11 місяців тому +74

      No, he did it to give her a taste of her own medicine. She was going to be petty and keep what she bought him as a gift then he was going to do the same.

    • @Tarasbasement
      @Tarasbasement 11 місяців тому +23

      @@aryastark575she obviously did that because he said she did nothing for him yes she didn’t bring him to America but she got him everything his wardrobe his car hid laptop and etc. he wanted materials and she provided that it just wasn’t “enough” 😬 she was hurt and frustrated neither is right they both deserved what they got

    • @aryastark575
      @aryastark575 11 місяців тому +40

      @@Tarasbasement But once you buy something for someone you can't take it back just because you're mad. Doesn't matter if they were a scammer. She had no rights to the clothes and he had no rights to the dog.

    • @lovem7635
      @lovem7635 11 місяців тому +7

      ​​@@Tarasbasementshe never happy he tray to work as Bucher she was complaining one she have no money and she is not good person

    • @nashvillefanuel3333
      @nashvillefanuel3333 11 місяців тому +13

      And I find myself imitating how she says it, for no reason at all 😂😂

  • @mistyblue2917
    @mistyblue2917 11 місяців тому +514

    lol omg a literal swarm of locusts on your wedding can’t be a good sign 😭

    • @cadavher
      @cadavher 11 місяців тому +39

      If you look online the type of beetle means new beginnings lol

    • @EmEm78
      @EmEm78 11 місяців тому +55

      Like it wasn't bad enough that her wedding vows were "I know we fight all the time, but I want to be with you forever"😂

    • @malayshamorgan3918
      @malayshamorgan3918 11 місяців тому +4

      @@cadavher There new beginnings are are about to get worse

  • @cupcakeordeath
    @cupcakeordeath 11 місяців тому +206

    Sarper: “You need to weigh 59kg.”
    Also Sarper: “Make me a baby!”
    Knowing him, he is expecting both at the same time.

    • @kro0018
      @kro0018 11 місяців тому +5

      Hahaha 🤣

    • @RightsForZombies
      @RightsForZombies 11 місяців тому +8

      59kg isn’t insane weight for her height, which is about 170cm. It’s definitely on the lower side but it’s not underweight, so it wouldn’t affect her fertility. Low weight people get pregnant all the time.
      What’s gross about him wanting her to be that weight isn’t that it’s unhealthily low, it’s because he likes ‘lean’ fitness when she specifically wanted to become less lean and build muscle, so it’s about pleasing him aesthetically and controlling her bodily autonomy against her own wishes.
      I get that more people in general these days are aware of what unhealthy thinness looks like, but that number isn’t going to make her underweight and you can have a lower weight for your height without being unhealthy or even through diet/exercise and that’s okay.

    • @Zarastro54
      @Zarastro54 11 місяців тому +25

      ⁠@@RightsForZombiesNobody said that his target weight was underweight. They were commenting on how absurd but on brand it would be if he demanded she remained that weight WHILE pregnant.

    • @lisasmith8856
      @lisasmith8856 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂

    • @Nemesis9K
      @Nemesis9K 11 місяців тому +3

      And what if he’s got a goal weight for the baby too 😂😭

  • @aryastark575
    @aryastark575 11 місяців тому +294

    When they mentioned the fighting in the vows I cracked up 😂

    • @bjjjb3056
      @bjjjb3056 11 місяців тому +8

      😂 me too 😂

    • @drewisours
      @drewisours 11 місяців тому +7

      Same lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @summeretry251
      @summeretry251 11 місяців тому +22

      How did those vows make any sense lol the grandparents were so concerned about people telling rumors about their family, but they let Mary tell everyone the hot goss on her own!

    • @lisasmith8856
      @lisasmith8856 11 місяців тому +4

      I was like those are some horrible vows. That took it😂😂

    • @m4tta
      @m4tta 10 місяців тому +1

      they literally act like 14 year olds lollll

  • @b4mb1na
    @b4mb1na 11 місяців тому +280

    sarper thinks he’s edgy asf “it will take me 2 days to forget u” LMAO

    • @Adrienne_Eades
      @Adrienne_Eades 11 місяців тому +85

      Don't worry Sarper, it only takes the audience 30 minutes to forget you

    • @danasandoval624
      @danasandoval624 11 місяців тому +24

      @@Adrienne_Eadesyes or even less!🤣🤣🤣

    • @1_star_reviews
      @1_star_reviews 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Adrienne_Eadeswhich one is Sarper? I only watch the repcaps and never the full show

    • @vellabella1
      @vellabella1 11 місяців тому +2

      What's a Sarper? Who is it?

    • @AamuAurora
      @AamuAurora 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@1_star_reviewswe neither. It's the Turkish guy

  • @goldfishy38
    @goldfishy38 11 місяців тому +201

    Mary is *slightly* incorrect there lol. There *is* no divorce in the Philippines between Filipino citizens. However, in cases where the Filipino citizen marries a foreigner, either spouse could get a divorce abroad and that divorce can then be enforced in the Philippines, meaning the Filipino citizen can remarry. (Source: Family Code of the Philippines, also I went to law school at some point lol)

    • @sharonharris9782
      @sharonharris9782 11 місяців тому +24

      that makes me feel so much better for him then. There's a way out if he wants it!

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 11 місяців тому +6

      that's surprising to me and rather nonsensical. I would have expected that the philippines accept foreign divorces of foreign marriages, but no divorces of filipino marriages.

    • @shahnjaylaconnors1476
      @shahnjaylaconnors1476 11 місяців тому +7

      You don't have to get divorced to leave someone. He could just go back to the States.

    • @Zzz-ff1np
      @Zzz-ff1np 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@shahnjaylaconnors1476EXACTLY! I was like the only thing between them and the end is his willingness to fly away when she said that

  • @13KJ21
    @13KJ21 11 місяців тому +254

    My boyfriend who hates trash tv kept shushing me when Mary and Brandon's wedding segment occurred. 🤣

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx 11 місяців тому +33

      Well a plague of locusts is a pretty attention-grabbing event lol

    • @kro0018
      @kro0018 11 місяців тому +2

      😂😂

    • @rudomhende5108
      @rudomhende5108 11 місяців тому +8

      He has fallen down the rabbit role!

  • @arihopkins2756
    @arihopkins2756 11 місяців тому +98

    Sarper gives me the CREEPS he literally looks like some kind of automaton or something disguised as a human😂😂😂😂

    • @gailwebb9619
      @gailwebb9619 11 місяців тому +22

      He looks/sounds like a Dollar Store Dracula.

    • @Laplantelatte
      @Laplantelatte 11 місяців тому +2

      @@gailwebb9619 OMG BEST COMMENT! I chuckled so hard!

    • @darknlovelys
      @darknlovelys 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@gailwebb9619😂😢😅😂😂

    • @rudomhende5108
      @rudomhende5108 11 місяців тому +2

      @@gailwebb9619 you could be him his agent and make him a low, low budget star 😂

    • @hotterthanurhoe
      @hotterthanurhoe 11 місяців тому +1

      @@gailwebb9619LMAOOOO

  • @RodrickMarsMoon
    @RodrickMarsMoon 11 місяців тому +221

    With wedding vows like that and ending with a Old Testament event, I'd interpret it as a sign of "things will get worst!!!" real quickly 😖😅.

  • @Isthisjoebiden
    @Isthisjoebiden 11 місяців тому +315

    How hasnt any adult learned about tattooing another person's name who isnt your parent or kid is a bad idea???

    • @ir9567
      @ir9567 11 місяців тому +13

      Have you heard of lovebombing???

    • @ChechiDLR
      @ChechiDLR 11 місяців тому

      ​@@ir9567apparently the people with gf/bf tattoos haven't

    • @julietteoscaralphanovember2223
      @julietteoscaralphanovember2223 11 місяців тому +9

      My ex still has my name on his arm, 30 years later!

    • @1_star_reviews
      @1_star_reviews 11 місяців тому

      @@julietteoscaralphanovember2223I would pay to have my ex remove my name after 30 years.

    • @Jmarie0134
      @Jmarie0134 11 місяців тому +1

      @@julietteoscaralphanovember2223 ohhh ok girl how you know? 👀🤪😂😂😂😂

  • @rayneesowell7458
    @rayneesowell7458 11 місяців тому +40

    “It’ll take me 2 days to forget about you” Sarper says right after shekinah explains why she’s hesitant about kids.. Well thats just confirming her fear that she’ll get pregnant and he will run off like the last guy she had a baby with and she’ll be stuck alone raising the kid again. Hopefully she gets rid of this guy he’s a giant red flag

  • @bjjjb3056
    @bjjjb3056 11 місяців тому +354

    Can you imagine being so unhappy in your little elf costume? I could NEVER 😂

    • @leolion2944
      @leolion2944 11 місяців тому +28

      I'm sorry but that was the funniest thing ever, especially with that little elf hat on 😂

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx 11 місяців тому +10

      I can't imagine. I would be holly jolly til I took it off

    • @widget0028
      @widget0028 11 місяців тому

      🤣

    • @miabellaful
      @miabellaful 11 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @bjjjb3056
      @bjjjb3056 11 місяців тому +5

      @@leolion2944 yes she’s supposed to be giving the joy! She should have went with the grinch look instead 🤣

  • @RodrickMarsMoon
    @RodrickMarsMoon 11 місяців тому +67

    "I haven't met anyone that make me feel the way you make me feel."
    Anxious, isolated or hyper vigilant? Be specific, mate!

    • @Isthisjoebiden
      @Isthisjoebiden 11 місяців тому +7

      Lmao right! He said that but didn't explain the feelings and I had the same thought😂

    • @MaryCaroline-qt2fz
      @MaryCaroline-qt2fz 11 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @XxThexBitterxEndxX
    @XxThexBitterxEndxX 11 місяців тому +94

    "You need to be PRO-VI-DER!" 😂😂😂😂
    Gets me every.single.time. 😂

    • @jstone1126
      @jstone1126 11 місяців тому +3

      I'm pretty sure it's amanda😂

    • @m4tta
      @m4tta 10 місяців тому

      i LOVE “pro-VI-DER!!!”

    • @priscillabenitez2455
      @priscillabenitez2455 10 місяців тому

      Sameeeee🤣

  • @ambera7225
    @ambera7225 11 місяців тому +104

    My daughter had 5-10 bees under her prom dress. After taking pictures with friends at the park we drove 1hr to prom, I helped her out of the car straightening her outfit we found the bees in the layers of tulle. It was a miracle she didn't get stung

    • @CieraMychele
      @CieraMychele 11 місяців тому +8

      Reminds me of that video of the bride who had a wasp in her dress 😭 no thank youu

  • @choccyraspberry5158
    @choccyraspberry5158 11 місяців тому +52

    Sarper would be an absolutely abysmal father. Let's not forget he wants shakina to be "beautiful forever" it says all I need to hear about how he'd treat his wife's changing body before/after pregnancy. I can't imagine how he would absolutely belittle a daughter, and he seems like he'd raise a monster son.

    • @rudomhende5108
      @rudomhende5108 11 місяців тому +4

      A mini Sarper would be horrifying. His daughter would be a super insecure heterosexual or a raging butch lesbian - no inbetween 🥲

  • @Bri-ss1gu
    @Bri-ss1gu 11 місяців тому +50

    It is _such_ a Danielle move to say, “You can’t take A, B, and C because _I_ paid for it!” but when he tries to take the dog _he_ paid for, she takes it back and throws everyone out. Always wants to have her cake and eat it to, doesn’t care how that impacts anyone else, and that’s why her husband is leaving 🤷🏿‍♀️

  • @knittingnana2939
    @knittingnana2939 11 місяців тому +205

    You know that if she relents and gives sharper a child and its (gasp) a GIRL then he is immediately going to demand another until he has a male heir.

    • @FoxySunflower890
      @FoxySunflower890 11 місяців тому +77

      But the funny thing is that he already has a son that he abandoned.

    • @theshenanigans545
      @theshenanigans545 11 місяців тому +9

      Why would she have a child for a deadbeat? Lol

    • @sierrahjmartinez6703
      @sierrahjmartinez6703 11 місяців тому

      ​@theshenanigans545 lol tell me what in her pea brain made her think this guy is husband material? The guy can't even love another. She is terrible at picking men apparently. Maybe she needs to get with humble man not one for his looks or money. She can't even parent her own kid. Birding school kid? Wow so she spends most of her life care free self love me me me. She literally said to her x he needs to take over parenting a kid that doesn't even live with either of them. She's pathetic. And she got with a stripper??? Lol ok. As liberal as he is, it's expected in countries like turkey for the wife to have kids. If American women don't like this then don't get with forgein men. Eventually if a man hasn't had kids he will want one. Expect that. Most men Eventually want kids. And many American women are like no so they will find it very difficult to find a man to marry. If no kids are in the future then marriage to a man a pointless.

    • @malayshamorgan3918
      @malayshamorgan3918 11 місяців тому +15

      @@FoxySunflower890 I don’t think he even cares about the kids, I think he just wants his family to shut up

    • @totallychillgirl8072
      @totallychillgirl8072 11 місяців тому

      I think that this was Sarper’s way of getting out of marrying her. He still looks like an ass though.

  • @nico-ob6wj
    @nico-ob6wj 11 місяців тому +36

    I'm officialy 1 month TLC free today, thanks to your recaps I can still function normally and nobody around me noticed anything

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 11 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @MaryCaroline-qt2fz
      @MaryCaroline-qt2fz 11 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂 Congratulations! Did you get a chip for your sobriety? 😂

    • @utoobdork
      @utoobdork 11 місяців тому +2

      Watching recap shows on TLC is not being TLC-free.
      That's like a fat guy saying he's McDonalds-free cause he doesn't step into the restaurant anymore, he only uses Uber.

  • @jocelynarianna11
    @jocelynarianna11 11 місяців тому +8

    The bell on top of her tiny Christmas elf hat just jingling away as she screams at production sent me 😂

  • @Gemisnotmyname
    @Gemisnotmyname 11 місяців тому +25

    Imagine telling someone «you are on the verge of losing me and ur not even crying»😂😂😂 i cant take sharper serious 😂😂

    • @MaryCaroline-qt2fz
      @MaryCaroline-qt2fz 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂 Psychopath and narcissit

    • @m4tta
      @m4tta 10 місяців тому

      he’s not a clown, he’s the whole circus

  • @SkarGig
    @SkarGig 11 місяців тому +37

    As a person with abandonment issues, I think ALL the 90day people have disordered attachment or anxious attachment and that makes them perfect for the show because they won't break up when it's extremely evident that they should.

  • @mimimarie7968
    @mimimarie7968 11 місяців тому +86

    I love how they just winged their vows instead of writing and rehearsing them.

    • @plainjane4177
      @plainjane4177 11 місяців тому +15

      Just like how Brendan winged his proposal in the first place 😂😂

    • @EmEm78
      @EmEm78 11 місяців тому +23

      Sooo depressing 😂
      Brandon's vows basically amounted to "I promise I'll try to be a slightly less disappointing sack of crap", and Mary's were "We fight a lot, but I want to fight with you until one of us dies". Then the swarm of locusts 💀

    • @Sweettooth25
      @Sweettooth25 11 місяців тому +1

      @@EmEm78😂😂😂

    • @shelbyj1433
      @shelbyj1433 11 місяців тому +1

      @@EmEm78 ugh i want to laugh and it would be funny honestly but I just feel bad for the baby

  • @mariayarde1325
    @mariayarde1325 11 місяців тому +59

    I was dying when yohan took the dog , thats what Danielle gets for being petty😂😂

  • @julietteoscaralphanovember2223
    @julietteoscaralphanovember2223 11 місяців тому +32

    Sarper only wants a kid so he feels like he'll have a mini-me! To feed his ego, not that he wants to raise a child!!

    • @shelbyj1433
      @shelbyj1433 11 місяців тому +4

      He wants another person to control as well. Once the kid is old enough to have their own thoughts and opinions, sarper will dip out like he did on his first child.

  • @ambertuck89
    @ambertuck89 11 місяців тому +12

    She doesn’t want another kid. Sarper had a child, he just has to find him.

  • @jenwithonen7047
    @jenwithonen7047 11 місяців тому +56

    I've been seeing other channels saying a woman reached out to Danielle saying she's been having an affair with Yohan the whole time. The woman supposedly has all the receipts.😮

    • @Isthisjoebiden
      @Isthisjoebiden 11 місяців тому +30

      He's Dominican, there's no one surprised but her

    • @panadominicana4917
      @panadominicana4917 11 місяців тому +2

      I suspected it from the beginning. He’s been putting on an act this whole time and he never seemingly was that loving towards her. I bet the other woman is either younger more attractive or richer, maybe even a combination of the aforementioned

  • @maryb.5668
    @maryb.5668 11 місяців тому +47

    I know they have to get married for the show, Visas, etc... But seriously, I wish they just dated. Mary and Brandan are 2 very hurt people who will end up unintentionally hurting themselves and their child :(

  • @Tarasbasement
    @Tarasbasement 11 місяців тому +125

    Shekinah’s past is basically the fact that she married a man and he left her alone during her pregnancy and when she had her daughter for most of the time she was growing up she was basically a single mother and it was super hard on her and one day he just showed back up and continued to make her feel like a bad mother I’m sure there’s more that happened and more from her past but that’s what she’s only said so far and that’s why she had to send her daughter off to go visit sharper because he wouldn’t ever ONCE take care of her or take their daughter in

    • @sierrahjmartinez6703
      @sierrahjmartinez6703 11 місяців тому

      She married a guy for money and had an anchor baby. She was a gold digger. His money for sx with her. Thats the deal. She got her plastic surgery and was taken care of financially. Trust me she doesn't qualify to be under the same category of single moms. Single moms put themselves last. We definitely aren't getting fillers redone every 6 months.

    • @GoodestKitty
      @GoodestKitty 11 місяців тому +1

      But wasn’t she like a sugar baby? And he had other women?

    • @Tarasbasement
      @Tarasbasement 11 місяців тому +4

      @@GoodestKitty no that’s just a really ugly assumption especially after I just explained it she is a social media influencer and comes from a family with money and her ex-husband also has money so she in general just has the means and funds to take care of herself financially I think she’s been through some trauma and she’s super naive but I don’t think she’s a bad person I think that’s the way 90 day fiancé decided to cut the episodes to fit a persona to make it more interesting

    • @GoodestKitty
      @GoodestKitty 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Tarasbasement Wow, I’m going off what was portrayed from the episode and what she herself said. My b for asking you a question, I’ll do my own research and find the answer myself.

    • @Tarasbasement
      @Tarasbasement 11 місяців тому +2

      @@GoodestKitty i answered I don’t see why you got so offended? wtf lol 🥹😭 I also just said my own opinion added to it so what is the problem?

  • @pazruz3995
    @pazruz3995 11 місяців тому +154

    I was having a crappy night...! But now I am so happy to just watch one of your videos after a long and hard week. Thank you Po ❤

    • @youneedtostop
      @youneedtostop 11 місяців тому +9

      Hope tomorrow is better ❤

    • @oceana3070
      @oceana3070 11 місяців тому +6

      Hoping you can curl up with a good snack and YT. Sending you solidarity 🤗

    • @nickiabbott5060
      @nickiabbott5060 11 місяців тому +1

      ....me too...I was actually missing our potato girlfriend...and then.....Here you Are ! ❤️😍 Thanks ! Love you.. 😍

    • @boosqueezy2418
      @boosqueezy2418 11 місяців тому

      feel better

  • @sweetnlo13
    @sweetnlo13 11 місяців тому +18

    I don't know if sarper just wanted to hurt shekinah, but saying that you'll forget her in 2 days doesn't seem like the best manipulation tactic to convince her to have a baby she doesn't want😂 I think sarper really thought he controlled shekinah, and she played along because she liked the scene. Now, he's desperately trying to use fear based manipulations on her because he's finally realizing that his "control" was simply because she allowed it, and he can't make her do the one thing he desperately wants.

  • @Zzz-ff1np
    @Zzz-ff1np 11 місяців тому +15

    I can't believe she didnt immediately let him take his used clothes so she could peacefully keep her dog. like WOW

  • @shaynalange7488
    @shaynalange7488 11 місяців тому +98

    I hope you had a good Holiday, Po. Thankful for you making me laugh so much when I'm down. ❤

    • @dangalanga6941
      @dangalanga6941 11 місяців тому +5

      Why are you down?

    • @shaynalange7488
      @shaynalange7488 11 місяців тому +16

      @@dangalanga6941 good ol Depression.

    • @dangalanga6941
      @dangalanga6941 11 місяців тому +10

      @@shaynalange7488 always remember that these times come and go

    • @ceciliaexp
      @ceciliaexp 11 місяців тому +9

      Things do get better ✨ Hang in there 💕

    • @shaynalange7488
      @shaynalange7488 11 місяців тому

      Hey Po, did you get my super thanks?? I sent you $2.00 but it's not showing up here right now. :(

  • @catbuthuman
    @catbuthuman 11 місяців тому +58

    I’m loving Po(tato) with the bow! Also I would lose my shit if my wedding was swarmed with bugs

  • @Isthisjoebiden
    @Isthisjoebiden 11 місяців тому +28

    Sarper proving he a huge narc

  • @avacadotoast5492
    @avacadotoast5492 11 місяців тому +54

    Brandon literally ruined his life dude

    • @jellybean7283
      @jellybean7283 11 місяців тому +3

      He needs to find a work from home job back in the states while he's there so he can earn some money to move back to the US. Idk what he was thinking

  • @enaitat
    @enaitat 11 місяців тому +170

    I have a hard time sympathizing with Danielle. She doesn't want a husband, she wants a man-pet. I always felt like Yohan wanted to contribute and work, and I think he did love her, but she always humiliates him, never misses an opportunity to remind everyone of everything she's done, and misleads him like he's an idiot. Why buy anyone anything if you're going to be that petty and ask for it back when things don't go your way? From everything I've seen, he's had no say in any of the decisions being made. She does not compromise on anything. I think he's doing the right thing, and I think he was trying to be civil when he was leaving too. She embarrassed herself pretty badly there, imo.

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 11 місяців тому +22

      "you are my wife" - daniele
      she was trying to degrade him all the time from the beginning of the season. I think it was still in the introduction that she said to the camera with yohan standing hip to shoulder with her that she was not going to take him to america but hadn't told him yet and then snickered about it as he asked what she had said, because his english comprehension really wasn't limited enough for her to get away with doing that. 😒

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@Gaza_is_not_Amalek both of those things were pretty nasty. Also the way she acted in his butcher shop

    • @EmEm78
      @EmEm78 11 місяців тому +27

      Yeah, she tried to act like she bought and owned him, like some twisted version of a sugar mama, only she's broke💀

    • @walinton
      @walinton 11 місяців тому +6

      Yohan wanted to contribute and work? HOW?! He literally told Danielle that SHE needs to pay for EVERYTHING! I don't empathize with Danielle because she reaped what she sowed. She wanted a man plaything, and she got him.

    • @Minycart
      @Minycart 11 місяців тому +24

      @@walintonHe wanted to go to America so he could work. But Danielle prevented that. He also started a butcher shop and she talked down on it. Since she’s the one who wanted to stay in the Dominican Republic, even after Yohan told her there was no jobs there. She should pay for everything.

  • @Oksurewhynot13
    @Oksurewhynot13 11 місяців тому +20

    Sarper is honestly scary. Like psychopath scary.

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 11 місяців тому

      I agree! He’s repulsive to me.

    • @MaryCaroline-qt2fz
      @MaryCaroline-qt2fz 11 місяців тому

      I agree. He's a psychopath for sure

    • @ClaireisVegan
      @ClaireisVegan 10 місяців тому

      Yes his eyes are pure psychotic. If that's what he is like with the cameras , he will be 1000 times worse when their TV contracts end. Awful excuse of a mother abandoning her daughter to move across the world for sex and exposure on tv.

  • @_Amor_Fati
    @_Amor_Fati 11 місяців тому +11

    Contradicting much? Sarper goes from Level 5 to Level 10 Narcissistic Douche at the bathhouse. Criticizing her for not crying, then brags that he only needs 2 days to get over her?!? 😳

  • @Cherish1056
    @Cherish1056 11 місяців тому +47

    Im glad Yohan is moving on from Danielle. She totally emasculated him even bringing her ex... wonder what she thought would happen after treating him so bad. She must go back to America and pay all the people she owes money to

    • @NF-hh3qq
      @NF-hh3qq 11 місяців тому +7

      ‏She lives with her grandmother in Florida offering retreats.

    • @joan92763
      @joan92763 11 місяців тому +2

      It was sad how he tried to take her dog

  • @lisa-pz2px
    @lisa-pz2px 11 місяців тому +15

    She looked absolutely stunning on her wedding day oh my god

    • @no-u99
      @no-u99 11 місяців тому +6

      Honestly i think Mary is a gorgeous woman. It's her personality that sucks plus she may have a mental illness wich makes her a difficult person to deal with.

    • @lisa-pz2px
      @lisa-pz2px 11 місяців тому

      @@no-u99 for sure, but she's stunning

  • @bjjjb3056
    @bjjjb3056 11 місяців тому +25

    I love your little bow!!! ❤ you’re the cutest little potato ever and so funny I love this channel 😂❤

  • @julianaFinn
    @julianaFinn 11 місяців тому +13

    If the bugs aren't a message from the universe, i don't know what would qualify. Themes of Egyptians curses, anyone?

  • @ccb6013
    @ccb6013 11 місяців тому +5

    Sarper: "I don't care!! It will take me two days to forget you--BUT, how dare you not want to bare me children!!"

  • @Desd436
    @Desd436 11 місяців тому +8

    Brandon’s mom has been outstanding

  • @kira196
    @kira196 11 місяців тому +27

    If you notice in the same shot where Danielle has the dog, Yohan has the hats in his hands. He must have demanded a fair trade to him: Gizmo for Danielle, the hats for him.

    • @nerdycurls6253
      @nerdycurls6253 11 місяців тому +1

      All his stuff most likely 😂 no wonder the crew stepped in, Yohan is a big man he will get what he wants she crossed too many lines.
      Act like a child get treated like one...

    • @kitvee
      @kitvee 11 місяців тому

      And you already know the hats were worth more. Dogs are cheap if not free sometimes in the DR.

  • @kylie4954
    @kylie4954 11 місяців тому +9

    Sarper, you're not a catch. She's not crying for a reason. You're the biggest red flag ever.

  • @malayshamorgan3918
    @malayshamorgan3918 11 місяців тому +10

    Shekinah saw history repeating itself and put her foot down and I’m so proud of her!

  • @Kaito028
    @Kaito028 11 місяців тому +5

    1:50 Amanda's "PROVIDER" reference was perfect 👌🤣

    • @_Amor_Fati
      @_Amor_Fati 11 місяців тому

      Any clue what episode Amanda said this?
      Thanks in advance. It's been driving me crazy trying to figure this out lol
      ( My fav is Azan... "Almost there lazy" )

  • @Aloysius_OHare
    @Aloysius_OHare 11 місяців тому +5

    Sarper is a control freak. His 'SACRIFICE' was him no longer being a fuckboy

  • @manutdfanGH
    @manutdfanGH 11 місяців тому +7

    Saddest thing about the wedding for me was that Brandans bow tie was crooked the whole wedding and no one fixed it for him

  • @bellarina
    @bellarina 11 місяців тому +31

    Danielle being the biggesr victim when getting treated how she treats others lmao the female version of Ed

  • @fina.e
    @fina.e 11 місяців тому +4

    not the Amanda voice 'PROVIDERRRR" 😂😂😂😂

  • @xfroglips
    @xfroglips 11 місяців тому +7

    "You're not even crying about me"
    "It take me 2 days to get over you"
    This man is a genius with the ladies, no wonder he's wanting to desperately trap a good woman.

  • @Hesadryt
    @Hesadryt 11 місяців тому +12

    Loved this for Shekinah.

  • @texas2079
    @texas2079 11 місяців тому +53

    Sarper is NUTS... he is 1 of the types you RUN from. I met someone just like him. I would like to say it was the steroids he was on, but I think it was the personality too... 😂 You burn EVERYTHING you buy someone when your petty. Have you not seen "Waiting to Exhale?" 😂

    • @lovem7635
      @lovem7635 11 місяців тому

      She was always complaining she never happy good for him by not wasting more his time with her

    • @KagomeYasha023
      @KagomeYasha023 11 місяців тому

      Yeah that guy is gross I highly doubt he can get any woman in bed he is so gross

    • @Windwalker88
      @Windwalker88 11 місяців тому

      ​@@lovem7635the guy looks like frankensteins monster, and sounds like him too

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 11 місяців тому

      His mother looks just like him, but of course older. And his dad's eyes were sarpers. I saw where he emerged from, enhanced by the hair do and colour!

  • @dancingpixie6120
    @dancingpixie6120 11 місяців тому +37

    Hahahaha! My Grandmother told me that if I didn’t cover my mouth when I coughed or sneezed or yawned, or spoke while chewing, etc, a bug will try to fly in my mouth every time ! Needless to say, I’m petrified of insects and always cover my mouth!!

    • @Randomperson16-q4j
      @Randomperson16-q4j 11 місяців тому +1

      One time, I was talking, and a fly flew in my mouth, and I swallowed it. Alive. Every since I've been fearful of bugs flying in my mouth or ears and trying to keep my mouth closed as much as possible.

  • @georginairwin252
    @georginairwin252 11 місяців тому +27

    god your recaps are my favorite part of my day 🤣

  • @sanathanimis6063
    @sanathanimis6063 11 місяців тому +8

    well,how you commented on the bugs during the weddingparty made me laugh out loud so it was a good recap!Thanks!

  • @v.anessa1451
    @v.anessa1451 11 місяців тому +17

    im glad shekina ended things with sarper. it was foolish of her to date him in the first place, but its very apparent that she actually has learned from her past bad relationships. a younger version of her probably would have caved to all of sarper's demands

    • @sierrahjmartinez6703
      @sierrahjmartinez6703 11 місяців тому

      When you marry a man for looks or money like her x husband, it will never work out. Especially for the woman but looks fade and there will always be a hotter much younger girl out there for the men she pursues. I think she is butt hurt cuz she wasn't as pretty as she thought that a man would just give in to her. He flipped that around on her and she got hurt feelings. Cuz yes everyone knows including her that she will be old news the next morning. What did she expect? But she's old and she is getting desperate and she's gonna look like a cat face woman soon so I can see her going back. She doesn't have much options as she ages. Either deal with the dck you choose or be content being alone for the rest of your life and hopefully the daughter you complained about having to raise but sent away to bording school will still want to a relationship with her.

    • @shelbyj1433
      @shelbyj1433 11 місяців тому

      @@sierrahjmartinez6703 ma'am you said all that about her looks and that's you in your profile pic? You should worry about yourself looking old even through a filter with that saggy neck and mind your business about how other people age.

  • @zulenahurtado7560
    @zulenahurtado7560 11 місяців тому +6

    Watching you is so bittersweet because you crack me tf up and have me dying laughing but then I get so sad when I realize we aren’t friends in real life 🥲 lmao

  • @indramami9080
    @indramami9080 11 місяців тому +20

    I really can’t stand Danielle. Nothing about her existence is genuine. Atleast she has the dog to grow old with because no man in their right mind is going to deal with her BS. I don’t feel bad for her at all, sorry Not sorry…

    • @ClaireisVegan
      @ClaireisVegan 10 місяців тому

      She is not fit to own a dog. She even treats the poor dog as a possession and a toy to dress up and carry around.

  • @robinpage8300
    @robinpage8300 11 місяців тому +3

    i mean.. to be fair.. Sarpar had that "biggest douche" award locked down by episode 2.

  • @ellanes77
    @ellanes77 11 місяців тому +12

    I'm such a big fan of you and your channel. Keep it up!! Your honesty is helpful in so many different ways. Please don't stop

  • @brandoniswhoiam
    @brandoniswhoiam 11 місяців тому +22

    The damn wedding that one of Brandan’s relatives spoiled via Instagram! 😂

  • @natashamcavoy2432
    @natashamcavoy2432 11 місяців тому +6

    You know I love that lil potato, right? I'm so on board with your potato vision

  • @16BitOG
    @16BitOG 11 місяців тому +3

    The Yohan tattoo is true to size according to Danielle. Imagine the kind of person that would tattoo their man's name the same size as his eggplant.

  • @dangalanga6941
    @dangalanga6941 11 місяців тому +12

    He took the dog 😂😂 that’s worse then taking a dump in her bed lol his team amber

  • @sparklemotion8377
    @sparklemotion8377 11 місяців тому +9

    Sarper and Shikeina are what you get if the Barbie movie was a horror film.

  • @Mvjesty23
    @Mvjesty23 11 місяців тому +12

    I stopped watching the show. I literally get all my updates from you 😅😅 I used to watch this show religiously, all versions of it 😂

  • @ZaddyOG
    @ZaddyOG 11 місяців тому +1

    “PLEASE DONT LEAVE WITH MY HANGERS!” Is next level petty.

    • @ZaddyOG
      @ZaddyOG 11 місяців тому

      And don’t take your own clothes too.

  • @5050TM
    @5050TM 11 місяців тому +10

    Holiday Po is so cute 🌲❄️☃️💕

  • @SkarGig
    @SkarGig 11 місяців тому +5

    Yikes looks like Danielle and Yohan both got their karma when their plans to use each other backfired. 💀

  • @heartsandpulseras
    @heartsandpulseras 11 місяців тому

    Omg the sound effects you added with Sarper talking about compromise made me laugh so hard....🤣🤣 I wasn't looking at the screen and for a second I thought he was on the toilet. 😂

  • @julietteoscaralphanovember2223
    @julietteoscaralphanovember2223 11 місяців тому +3

    My husband and I took my little niece and nephew camping. We found a beautiful spot near the lake, set up camp and started making dinner and we had a swarm of bugs just like this!! It was insane! All over the food. We had to close up the portable stove and hide in the tent for about 30 mins until they went away. It was horrible!!

  • @LuzMartinez-if1dw
    @LuzMartinez-if1dw 11 місяців тому +3

    The bugs 🐞 we’re attracted to the lights hahaha

  • @ellieeveritt
    @ellieeveritt 11 місяців тому +6

    Im surprised Yohan didn't charge a ransom for Gizmo

  • @Jessic_eh
    @Jessic_eh 11 місяців тому +3

    I just got to work and my boss said.. would you like 15 more minutes to wake up before you clock in? Watching this with a hot tea in my car right now! Good morning, everyone! 🎉🎉

  • @Blabar
    @Blabar 11 місяців тому

    I LOVE the sound effects you added to sarper's explanations of how he bends XD

  • @amirazeineddine9727
    @amirazeineddine9727 11 місяців тому +5

    Last episode he told her it would take 3 days to forget her lol hes getting over her quicker and quicker

  • @Tarah-nnosaurus-rx6474
    @Tarah-nnosaurus-rx6474 11 місяців тому +6

    Daniel is in her 40s. Her behavior is so fricken embarrassing.

  • @24Lorn
    @24Lorn 11 місяців тому +10

    Po, you're brilliant 🫂 You are a very good content creator. Always manage to make us smile, laugh and make remarks about life and ourselves. Thanks 💙
    Btw, Saper can ✨evaporate ✨💃🌪

  • @PhantomWanderer
    @PhantomWanderer 11 місяців тому +1

    “You’re about to lose me and you’re not crying” wow, narcissist

  • @Zintlle
    @Zintlle 11 місяців тому +3

    Mary drains me at just the sight of her, I really pity Brandan

  • @breevans5219
    @breevans5219 11 місяців тому +7

    Yohan was justified trying to take the dog, Danielle was being petty over everything including cheap hangers. By her logic whatever he bought she can't take, which included the dog.
    Also Sarper is a gross clown, glad Shekina left him but she should've just left him not gave veiled threats "you're going to lose me." Just straight up leave he's not worth veiled threats.

  • @YourUncleJas
    @YourUncleJas 11 місяців тому +3

    Why is none addressing the fact that Danielle promised him all of that then is mad when he wants it. She told him yeah to America then snatched it back because she wanted to. They're both wack af

  • @myqueerplantfamily
    @myqueerplantfamily 11 місяців тому

    When your vows reference how difficult your relationship is and how much you fight, you know it’s a perfect match!

  • @Olivia-sc4ro
    @Olivia-sc4ro 11 місяців тому +6

    Sarper showed his true colors and I hope she really leaves him

  • @asabovesobelow7981
    @asabovesobelow7981 11 місяців тому +1

    I friggin LUV u and your SILLY self!! lololollll thanks for the giggles!!

  • @Jules-916
    @Jules-916 11 місяців тому +11

    Which one looked more fake: Yohan's Santa beard or Daniele's hair extensions?

    • @traceyarnaud8433
      @traceyarnaud8433 11 місяців тому +3

      Definitely the hair extensions

    • @bigwoogc
      @bigwoogc 11 місяців тому +2

      It was a toss up

  • @NC-ij9rb
    @NC-ij9rb 11 місяців тому +7

    They could still get divorced since Brandan is a foreigner 😂

  • @danaa.4054
    @danaa.4054 11 місяців тому +2

    Yohan has already someone else, paralelly to Danielle. Hope she got Ridge of that Tattoo, I haven't even noticed it before

  • @emilycomeaux1642
    @emilycomeaux1642 11 місяців тому +1

    Santa Claus and elf on a shelf 🤣 oh my god that was entirely too funny to me

  • @klishagreene
    @klishagreene 11 місяців тому +2

    I was so disappointed to see the dog in her arm when she closed the door.

  • @muneca3819
    @muneca3819 11 місяців тому +3

    Sarper: I want a BABY NOW!!
    Also Sarper: Do you think I care?? It will only take me 2 days to forget about you okay?? 2 days✌🏽

  • @lalayastill610
    @lalayastill610 11 місяців тому +2

    😂 Sarper acting like he's god's gift to women is just... 🤭