Why Horse Semen Is The World’s Most Expensive Liquid | So Expensive

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  • @oozorakyou
    @oozorakyou 3 роки тому +31759

    I really thought that the most expensive liquid on earth was original HP Printer ink

    • @sharot28
      @sharot28 3 роки тому +623

      Still is

    • @alifelessrock48
      @alifelessrock48 3 роки тому +365

      just print with the horse semen

    • @hadlee89
      @hadlee89 3 роки тому +80

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

    • @Shadyoaksretirement
      @Shadyoaksretirement 3 роки тому +167

      @@hydroaegis6658 If my grandfather were still alive he would strongly agree ahahah

    • @Devil44306
      @Devil44306 3 роки тому +14

      @@alifelessrock48 lmao

  • @11O100
    @11O100 4 роки тому +9664

    Rumor has it, the rich take shots of this.

  • @chillbane9074
    @chillbane9074 4 роки тому +25811

    I heard Jeff Bezos use this instead of milk for his cereal.

    • @lt7115
      @lt7115 4 роки тому +670

      Bruh XD

    • @span_1107
      @span_1107 4 роки тому +211

      😂😂

    • @athanburnett6125
      @athanburnett6125 4 роки тому +540

      🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @lammy6806
      @lammy6806 4 роки тому +226

      Sign me up

    • @kena1648
      @kena1648 4 роки тому +381

      thats so funny, yet so disgusting 😂

  • @abhishekmukherjee4857
    @abhishekmukherjee4857 2 роки тому +380

    In India, the horses that are in demand are actually the horses which used to belong to the royal stables because of their trainability, speed and endurance. These horses have centuries of ancestry. They were bred with indigenous horses and horses from Middle East many centuries ago. I wonder if these horses share ancestors with their western counterparts.

    • @l0lLorenzol0l
      @l0lLorenzol0l 2 роки тому +15

      Obviously they do, but your question sounds more to do about more recent ancestry than the obvious ancestors 40k years ago. I would guess that both Indian and western European horses can be traced to both Arabian fine horses and Mongol horses so yes they absolutely do share a somewhat "recent" ancestry of about 1000 years

    • @abhishekmukherjee4857
      @abhishekmukherjee4857 2 роки тому +5

      @@l0lLorenzol0l yeah that seems quite accurate because we have records of horses being brought from foreign lands dating back to 500 AD. It’s definitely not 40,000 years but still I think they’ll have something in common. Thanks for commenting!

    • @liloruf2838
      @liloruf2838 2 роки тому +1

      Kathiawari?

    • @abhishekmukherjee4857
      @abhishekmukherjee4857 2 роки тому +2

      @@liloruf2838 Oh I love Kathiawari horses 😍

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq Рік тому

      isnt that the horses with wacky inwards ears, it looks funny
      but not in a bad way

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +10412

    It's sad to think that these male horses never had a real female mate before...

    • @afro_boy7477
      @afro_boy7477 4 роки тому +565

      Why are you everywhere

    • @FEMGAY
      @FEMGAY 4 роки тому +441

      Begging for attention again just stop

    • @bunnybro5977
      @bunnybro5977 4 роки тому +58

      The Darley Arabian got mad puss

    • @bearythemp5kpro541
      @bearythemp5kpro541 4 роки тому +18

      y are u everywhere

    • @Max-eo4ce
      @Max-eo4ce 4 роки тому +20

      Welcome to the club.

  • @machexx1494
    @machexx1494 3 роки тому +5438

    “What do you do for a living ?”
    “It’s...uhh...complicated”

    • @boratb258
      @boratb258 3 роки тому +105

      It gets even more complicated when she says she did the same thing downtown.

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +33

      @@boratb258
      But it’s not a horse and the reason the child doesn’t look like the father is solved.

    • @omegaproskills
      @omegaproskills 3 роки тому +15

      lol I milk horses

    • @oryann7859
      @oryann7859 3 роки тому +1

      I was a going to like but it was at 420 likes

    • @giantbunny54dude
      @giantbunny54dude 3 роки тому

      I uh... accountant

  • @hobojoe4910
    @hobojoe4910 3 роки тому +7029

    How to make quick cash
    Step 1: Get a horse
    Step 2: Take naughty pictures of female horses
    Step 3: Show the pics to the horse
    Step 4: Profit

    • @itssenpaitime7680
      @itssenpaitime7680 3 роки тому +273

      Big brain moment

    • @neonic3858
      @neonic3858 3 роки тому +164

      Stonks

    • @Bagel77
      @Bagel77 3 роки тому +18

      Lmao

    • @Bagel77
      @Bagel77 3 роки тому +163

      @Bence M.S. why use a cup... When you can use yourself...

    • @clumz._.
      @clumz._. 3 роки тому +142

      @@Bagel77 Interesting

  • @Megalith79
    @Megalith79 2 роки тому +356

    I’ve worked for transporting this stuff and I was really taken back by how much security is involved. At the time I was like “wtf is with the guards (from looks most likely armed), the checkpoints and gate houses??” But now I’m like “ohhhhhh” and the other thing of note was when they would lift the Cryo-freezers and pull the large canisters out containing their “white gold” - was the smell. I’ve got a pretty strong stomach and when the wave kinda hit me with the initial smell I really had to focus on not blowing chunks. Sooo yeah. Looking back at it in the truck n bein like “Man I could buy 2 McLaren 570s’s with that foul fun-goo…fml lol”

  • @carrot8641
    @carrot8641 4 роки тому +3063

    I don’t think UA-cam is ok these days

    • @masterdementer
      @masterdementer 4 роки тому +62

      I don't think this year is okay either.

    • @KGB--mr4ik
      @KGB--mr4ik 4 роки тому +21

      Nah its just having a few breakdown :D

    • @AMoistEggroll
      @AMoistEggroll 4 роки тому +6

      @@KGB--mr4ik More like some mental breakdowns among other things in fact lol

    • @mpjopatv401
      @mpjopatv401 4 роки тому +1

      It was worse back in the day

    • @nuttingnut7138
      @nuttingnut7138 4 роки тому +3

      I mean it's kinda educational

  • @yuginoplays8537
    @yuginoplays8537 4 роки тому +5803

    I wish I never saw this
    I really do

  • @dokxtv5159
    @dokxtv5159 4 роки тому +11331

    *WHATS UP LOGANG TODAY WE ARE GONNA DRINK THE MOST EXPENSIVE LIQUID IN THE WORLD*

  • @a.jbarry9964
    @a.jbarry9964 2 роки тому +150

    Imagine biting into one of those straws thinking it was a pixie stick

  • @redpanda3696
    @redpanda3696 4 роки тому +6401

    100 years old wine: I am the most expensive liquid in the world
    Horse : naah let me just jurk off

    • @suanlsrm6488
      @suanlsrm6488 4 роки тому +72

      🤣🤣 no more hold my beer stuffs

    • @derezzedqb
      @derezzedqb 4 роки тому +7

      aahaha

    • @J11_boohoo
      @J11_boohoo 4 роки тому +1

      @@suanlsrm6488 xd

    • @mist3325
      @mist3325 4 роки тому +10

      Sorry to be that person, but it's jerk

    • @redpanda3696
      @redpanda3696 4 роки тому +47

      @@mist3325 I was really hoping that someone would make correction so that I could say "thank you for the correction of spelling "JERK"

  • @abj_5
    @abj_5 4 роки тому +10066

    Imagine giving a straw to a friend and saying it's a rare white honey stick

  • @carbine5421
    @carbine5421 4 роки тому +7673

    Horse fleshlights are something I never knew existed and something I hope i never knew existed

    • @Hypern0va
      @Hypern0va 4 роки тому +131

      Dino fleshlights?

    • @Mitaka-Asa
      @Mitaka-Asa 4 роки тому +286

      Pornstars: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

    • @THEGREENHELIUM
      @THEGREENHELIUM 4 роки тому +250

      I used to work with someone who worked at a zoo and they have big “fleshlights” for Rhinos and Elephants. She said it was absolutely disgusting and yet scientifically interesting how the whole process works.

    • @KP-rh5qz
      @KP-rh5qz 4 роки тому +40

      I have a feeling they have them for all animals

    • @tylersilex5763
      @tylersilex5763 4 роки тому +41

      I use my Fleshlight alot and honestly i think think i can look at it the same

  • @frenesi97
    @frenesi97 2 роки тому +49

    Mr. Beast : Today we are going to drink the MOST EXPENSIVE LIQUID ON EARTH!

  • @timothyyu8742
    @timothyyu8742 4 роки тому +10674

    Like to be epic racing horse

    • @higherconsciousness21
      @higherconsciousness21 4 роки тому +197

      This is gold, once I saw the title of the video I came immediately to read the comments :D

    • @Miss_Playb0y
      @Miss_Playb0y 4 роки тому +45

      Sounds good to me 😂

    • @cesarcuevas6120
      @cesarcuevas6120 4 роки тому +60

      If you change men with women is a lot better

    • @anon0453
      @anon0453 4 роки тому +94

      @@cesarcuevas6120 ....ok dude ok.

    • @soggybiscuito1505
      @soggybiscuito1505 4 роки тому +46

      @@cesarcuevas6120 too much time spent around horses for you bro

  • @sa1ntless
    @sa1ntless 4 роки тому +3288

    Im not robbing banks anymore. im robbing the Horse Semen Storage

    • @gagandeepkaur2014
      @gagandeepkaur2014 4 роки тому +199

      Anymore ???🥺

    • @WhileSmokingI
      @WhileSmokingI 4 роки тому +16

      Lmao

    • @Justincrock10
      @Justincrock10 4 роки тому +27

      i’d be making millions in a week

    • @k3m0n0_v4mpii
      @k3m0n0_v4mpii 4 роки тому +74

      Ḫ̶̴̸̨̧̛̺̬͓̺͓̖̥͕̩͔̣̦͉ͪ̇̄͂ͨ̎̚͟͠͠O̷͚̦̬̫̪̳̙͍͇̿͆̏ͭͥ̍̃͒ͬ̌͒͟͢Ṙ̶͓̘̥̟̙͚̅̍̃͊ͥ́̚̚͡͡S̨̹̤͕̘̬͓͓̎̄̾̓̿̉̈̚Ẻ̴̷̡̡̛̝̪̝̗͙̖͔̥̣͕̳̋ͧ́̎̀̿ͭ͊̇̕͢ ̦̜͖͙̠̤̙̲͑͗̀͐͑̔́̚͜͞͡C̸̡͉̝̯̼̝̦̘̽ͭ̓̚͟͞Ų̧͕̖̱͇͕͈̤̓̉ͨ̿ͤ͟M̷̵̴̨̢̛͎̳̳͍͓̞̳̜̦̏̆ͣͯ͐͒̂̈ͬ̊̂ͤ͟͠ ͓̘͔͍̙̀̒̓̎̀́ͧ̎̀ͨ̂̚͝Ḥ̸̨̧̩̪̣̜̦̜̪͎̱̤͓̃̀͋͑ͬ̒̀ͫ̍̌ͩͨͤ̾̒ͫ͢E̴̙̹̣͉͕͕̣͂ͥ̔̿͗͆ͨͩͣ̚͜͞͞͞Į̸̜͍̲̰̟̜̟̟͚̱̋ͪͧ̾ͬ͂ͣ̇̐͑͛ͮ̾̋̂̕͞͡Ş̧̛̛͉͈̳̣̭͉͔̤͓͊ͥ̀ͫ̿ͥ̄ͤ͐ͪ̀͆͌͠͞͞͝Ţ̶̴͎͎̯̫̪̫̺̜̬̣͖̔́̍̀̈ͬ̓ͭ̽ͩ̂͆͋͌̕͟͢͝

    • @zerosixteen.4644
      @zerosixteen.4644 3 роки тому +26

      And people will think it is your semen and will not buy it

  • @vsucountryboy
    @vsucountryboy 4 роки тому +3326

    Wrong. Printer ink is the most expensive liquid in the world.

    • @bruhzterpiece5257
      @bruhzterpiece5257 4 роки тому +14

      really?

    • @undeadmercenary3196
      @undeadmercenary3196 4 роки тому +50

      @@bruhzterpiece5257 What are you doing here, Legendary guest boi?

    • @bruhzterpiece5257
      @bruhzterpiece5257 4 роки тому +8

      Yokataru otaka Idk im bored btw so just replying to any comment i could answer

    • @Adam-lq1yn
      @Adam-lq1yn 4 роки тому +31

      last time I checked ink cartridges don't cost 100,000 dollars

    • @butterbread566
      @butterbread566 4 роки тому +83

      Adam
      you must be buying the fake cartridge then. last time i checked, it was around $1.5M per milliliter of real printer ink.

  • @StuartHollingsead
    @StuartHollingsead 2 роки тому +59

    a gallon of liquid gold is worth 3,602,872 dollars.
    So I would say, yes, that semen is worth quite a lot.

    • @galaxyguy4247
      @galaxyguy4247 2 роки тому +2

      And if they could somehow make an anti matter liquid, and somehow keep it in the earth, it would be worth even more.

  • @hector6.0
    @hector6.0 4 роки тому +3806

    Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today

  • @breadmast3r488
    @breadmast3r488 3 роки тому +12418

    This video was both hilarious and horrifying at the same time

  • @minyngles6344
    @minyngles6344 4 роки тому +5901

    Welcome to another episode of:
    *WHERE THE LOCKDOWN HAS LED ME TO*

    • @pimenjoyer.221
      @pimenjoyer.221 4 роки тому +3

      Sicking

    • @bonnypal3641
      @bonnypal3641 4 роки тому +6

      This statement is so underrated

    • @bruhm0ment6000
      @bruhm0ment6000 4 роки тому +4

      Actually this is your first you do that to get likes

    • @hotrod5611
      @hotrod5611 4 роки тому +9

      Yout comment and those like it about lockdown make me cringe so hard, please stop

    • @tigerdoug9789
      @tigerdoug9789 4 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @cherokeethan6226
    @cherokeethan6226 2 роки тому +3

    GTA bout to take notes for heists

  • @chinesecabbagefarmer
    @chinesecabbagefarmer 4 роки тому +1325

    Global demand has never been higher. They can't keep jacking up the price like this.

  • @kushdesai
    @kushdesai 4 роки тому +1466

    Next Netflix series:
    SEMEN HEIST

    • @Diaja958
      @Diaja958 4 роки тому +25

      Heist Objective :"hOrSe SpErM"
      worth :"90 Milion Dollars"

    • @aeorpup3937
      @aeorpup3937 4 роки тому +5

      Horse King

    • @jotarokujo7252
      @jotarokujo7252 4 роки тому +13

      Lol new gta 5 update

    • @vinvinudu77
      @vinvinudu77 4 роки тому +5

      LA CASA DE HORSPERM
      "we'll exchange those sperm tubes with some fake ones, for that we need to beat that meat !"
      "But professor what are we going to do with all that sperm"
      "We'll sell it to my contact in Peru, is name's Michael and he loves horse sperm"
      "Wtf Texas be careful with that sperm jar ! OH MY GOD why did you let it fall we got sperm everywhere on our faces!"
      "Kentucky stop telling bullshit please, I'm going to refill that stock with Washington"

    • @fallaway4051
      @fallaway4051 4 роки тому

      vinvinudu77 oh my

  • @tacosr
    @tacosr 4 роки тому +5410

    "The price of horse semen will remain stable." That was the most unsettling thing about this video. I audibly heaved.

    • @Bluprint_Husky
      @Bluprint_Husky 4 роки тому +151

      You just made a horse pun without realizing it 😂

    • @zerz4617
      @zerz4617 4 роки тому +7

      Bluprint_Husky whoosh

    • @qq3088
      @qq3088 4 роки тому +56

      @@zerz4617 no I don't think he actually realized it

    • @Kakarot12733
      @Kakarot12733 4 роки тому +3

      Bro can you pls tell me what is semen pls

    • @3lrancho
      @3lrancho 4 роки тому +2

      That is the corniest pun of 2020 so far

  • @C5bard
    @C5bard 2 роки тому +52

    This just proves my point that I have always thought and that is, that horse people are literally insane.

    • @desertmoonlee6631
      @desertmoonlee6631 2 роки тому +2

      It is and this video is so disturbing with the comments

    • @RimFaxxe
      @RimFaxxe 2 роки тому

      @@desertmoonlee6631 it's not disturbing, you're just a snowflake

    • @satyavarma2449
      @satyavarma2449 2 роки тому +1

      I mean they aren't doing it for much more than having a top-of-the-line horse for the winnings they would earn.

  • @jonathan-zo9nh
    @jonathan-zo9nh 4 роки тому +3429

    My dad has a horse,
    *time to make money boyz*

    • @kalib9719
      @kalib9719 4 роки тому +280

      No you now whats actually funny
      that you could actually make thousands

    • @ggimgood3728
      @ggimgood3728 4 роки тому +155

      Make sure ita guy or your wasting your time

    • @maxmartindale6090
      @maxmartindale6090 4 роки тому +47

      @@ggimgood3728 astolfo horse

    • @notsocuteotaku8662
      @notsocuteotaku8662 4 роки тому +11

      Let's hope its a male

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 4 роки тому +6

      SamL 551 :)

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 роки тому +5168

    Ah yes, in the middle of a deadly pandemic.
    Let's talk about Horse Semen.

    • @deepstariaenigmatica2601
      @deepstariaenigmatica2601 4 роки тому +14

      seriously

    • @ymakj
      @ymakj 4 роки тому +31

      So what?

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 4 роки тому +3

      👁👄👁

    • @PalCan
      @PalCan 4 роки тому +19

      People in quarantine need content. May I suggest Pandemic by Netflix for you.

    • @lemsavage9473
      @lemsavage9473 4 роки тому +14

      It can't be all about the pandemic

  • @intel2133
    @intel2133 4 роки тому +3203

    _" Hey, Stephorse, I'm stuck . . ."_

  • @PimpleEyeRoblox
    @PimpleEyeRoblox 2 роки тому +4

    “Yo Fred, this milk tastes a little funny. Where’d you get it from?”

  • @jamesshen401
    @jamesshen401 3 роки тому +7192

    This price only applies to the semen of the most elite show horses. Regular horse semen is worthless.

    • @woden__
      @woden__ 3 роки тому +483

      Damn, was just about to start my business jacking off horses

    • @curtisnolin5195
      @curtisnolin5195 3 роки тому +440

      @@woden__ great minds think alike😭💀

    • @Swinzino
      @Swinzino 3 роки тому +75

      @@curtisnolin5195 lmfao

    • @weyd8268
      @weyd8268 3 роки тому +56

      @@woden__
      I'm dyin hahahah

    • @Keigo_88
      @Keigo_88 3 роки тому +12

      @@woden__ bruh

  • @Cucumber_Dragon
    @Cucumber_Dragon 3 роки тому +2990

    I like how they even gave the horse privacy by blurring the ding dong

    • @johndavidson3424
      @johndavidson3424 3 роки тому +237

      Yeah, that "ding ding dong" was blurred giving horse some privacy over other preying female horses👀🐴watching this video, lmao.

    • @jfrusciantetube
      @jfrusciantetube 3 роки тому +72

      I'd rather say mega-dong in this case

    • @outside_edition
      @outside_edition 2 роки тому +26

      They wouldn't blur if it wasn't for advertiser friendly content. If a video content is not advertiser friendly, UA-cam will not let you monetize a video.

    • @lartts7483
      @lartts7483 2 роки тому +18

      @@outside_edition Wow, you're fun at parties!

    • @javinrichardson
      @javinrichardson 2 роки тому +4

      Y’all wild😂😂😂

  • @nyc.2max194
    @nyc.2max194 4 роки тому +8839

    Imagine explaining to your girlfriend's parents this is what you do for a living

    • @rbdel
      @rbdel 4 роки тому +938

      Im a horse reproductive cell extractor for wealthy racing investors.

    • @kayleighnguyen20
      @kayleighnguyen20 4 роки тому +175

      Rbles Del Rosario well i mean if u put tht way

    • @danielthanyell6579
      @danielthanyell6579 4 роки тому +49

      I do the process of siphoning the male gamete from the genitalia of a healthy and preferred equus caballus. Because it sure has a fortune.

    • @shrek3578
      @shrek3578 4 роки тому +29

      @@rbdel lol

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 4 роки тому +108

      Easy; I artificially breed horses.

  • @Tainira94
    @Tainira94 2 роки тому +60

    My family once payed to have a mare of ours artificially inseminated using the semen of a fine race horse, but when the foal was born, it was weak and sickly and died within 30 hours. 😔
    We never tried for another foal since.

  • @kierangillatt2892
    @kierangillatt2892 3 роки тому +6946

    I don’t get how they managed to say all this with a straight face ☺️🤣☺️

    • @MUS13577
      @MUS13577 3 роки тому +50

      😅😂😂😂
      I know ... How awkward 😅😂😂

    • @luutuan7162
      @luutuan7162 3 роки тому +152

      with that much cash, oh boy you wont understand

    • @jameswilson2110
      @jameswilson2110 3 роки тому +21

      Desensitized rationale.

    • @bobowiththedodo8155
      @bobowiththedodo8155 3 роки тому +22

      They have been doing it for years, they probably had our reaction when first doing this

    • @tuolof4710
      @tuolof4710 3 роки тому +7

      Hahaha cum funi

  • @MIrfan-jl7fx
    @MIrfan-jl7fx 3 роки тому +1392

    The dilemma i faced to whether or not click on this out of pure curiosity or to ignore this and not feel like a creep was exhausting.

  • @VORTEXXNEON
    @VORTEXXNEON 4 роки тому +1888

    So... This is what yanderedev spends his patreon money in

    • @unknowmen1986
      @unknowmen1986 4 роки тому +145

      Consume the chalice

    • @UltraSexyChipotle
      @UltraSexyChipotle 4 роки тому +30

      LMFAO

    • @lillolallo4873
      @lillolallo4873 4 роки тому +31

      And this is how he consumes it
      ua-cam.com/video/N4N6YzopG-0/v-deo.html

    • @emmama_
      @emmama_ 4 роки тому +7

      The goblet!

    • @thepebbleman
      @thepebbleman 4 роки тому +9

      Plot twist: He actually made Yandere Simulator for the sole purpose of buying more of these

  • @WarmNitrogen
    @WarmNitrogen 2 роки тому +22

    "Damn! How did you get so rich? What's your job?"
    "I sell horse semen."

  • @weeatsushi9130
    @weeatsushi9130 3 роки тому +3826

    imagine going to collage or university and seeing this as a possible course

    • @vexan7435
      @vexan7435 3 роки тому +270

      “Hey bro what did you get your masters degree in?”
      *“Horse semen extracting”*
      “What?”

    • @fps1225
      @fps1225 3 роки тому +47

      college*
      college is school and collage is something else

    • @barcelonachair6487
      @barcelonachair6487 3 роки тому +7

      I know someone who has taken it

    • @fps1225
      @fps1225 3 роки тому +6

      @@barcelonachair6487 what

    • @bruhhhh---
      @bruhhhh--- 3 роки тому +25

      @@vexan7435 Mr.Hands was too ahead of his time.

  • @yungteeyang
    @yungteeyang 3 роки тому +3706

    Mr.Beast: Let's watch some videos for some ideas
    UA-cam: *recommends*
    Mr.Beast after watching this video:TODAY ME AND THE BOYS ARE GOING TO DRINK THE MOST EXPENSIVE LIQUID

  • @umairahmad9645
    @umairahmad9645 4 роки тому +2890

    Mom: he will be a doctor.
    Dad: No he will be an engineer
    Me watching this video: Hmmmmm. Interesting

    • @bittertruth0000
      @bittertruth0000 3 роки тому +51

      And thinking about buying a horse and selling his sperm for alot of money 😆. I was also thinking about it 😆.

    • @wryyycat3486
      @wryyycat3486 3 роки тому

      @@bittertruth0000 😆

    • @savinirs998
      @savinirs998 3 роки тому

      @@bittertruth0000 hahaha just the same thing happenes with me bro 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @theozd7638
      @theozd7638 3 роки тому +7

      U make money everyday more than your parents get in year

    • @Coolguy-mk7hg
      @Coolguy-mk7hg 3 роки тому +1

      @@bittertruth0000 lol all you have to do is get millions of dollars to set up a lab and buy a world class horse and start networking. Should be easy :)

  • @YosimetySam
    @YosimetySam 3 місяці тому +2

    Tim Walz loves this video,gulp😮

  • @Bad-dl2ks
    @Bad-dl2ks 4 роки тому +749

    Here I am, stuck at home minding my own business and I somehow end up watching a video about horse semen.
    What has my life come to?

    • @UzairKhan-qd3xu
      @UzairKhan-qd3xu 4 роки тому

      Not weird if its true

    • @sandracoffie6338
      @sandracoffie6338 4 роки тому

      We are not thoroughbred 😐for the elite who rule the earth the rich and famous have a sperm bank, I don't have even a proper bank account

  • @joeltm8697
    @joeltm8697 4 роки тому +2495

    If horses ruled the world Usain Bolts semen could go for millions...

    • @idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638
      @idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 4 роки тому +39

      @Pollocks why...

    • @goodday3023
      @goodday3023 4 роки тому +17

      @@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 Third party reproduction??

    • @jolrvr957
      @jolrvr957 4 роки тому +104

      Who's to say it couldn't go for that now?

    • @beenaatlee8020
      @beenaatlee8020 4 роки тому +5

      Usain Bolts 🚀 spacecraft named excellent horse 🐎🏇 used

    • @votex331
      @votex331 4 роки тому

      how ? he's black

  • @karimamin2
    @karimamin2 4 роки тому +3354

    Imagine being the person who has to "milk" the horse. 😳Imagine your kids having to go to school to tell the class what your parents do for work!

    • @BondySoapy
      @BondySoapy 4 роки тому +555

      If milking the horse everytime worth $100k , I'm gotta do it with a big smile .

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 роки тому +104

      I'd do it for that kind of money.

    • @knightshade6232
      @knightshade6232 4 роки тому +101

      easy pissy,,, i do it everyday on my self how can that be hard, that money can pay my rent for a year

    • @kecoakerok8240
      @kecoakerok8240 4 роки тому +36

      Let put it down like this, you have to succ it, no hands allowed. $100K deal?

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 роки тому +47

      @@kecoakerok8240 deal. As long as I get my promised 100k, I'm fine with it.

  • @vaxus7073
    @vaxus7073 2 роки тому +5

    My uncles stomach must be worth a fortune.

  • @bunbunbun9857
    @bunbunbun9857 4 роки тому +4681

    Give the horse a vr headset. He will make a whole bottle
    You people really like this? Come on! there better jokes out there.

    • @lengannduch7691
      @lengannduch7691 3 роки тому +92

      What if it was given to a grown man? [EJECTION INTENSIFIES]

    • @bruhguy905
      @bruhguy905 3 роки тому +20

      @@lengannduch7691 AYOOOOOOO

    • @Nolwke
      @Nolwke 3 роки тому +7

      Horses are almost blind so it wont work

    • @bunbunbun9857
      @bunbunbun9857 3 роки тому +35

      @@Nolwke give them vr eyes

    • @grooooootie
      @grooooootie 3 роки тому

      🤐😳

  • @noahghy6943
    @noahghy6943 4 роки тому +1615

    Man if I were a horse I'd be making trillions of dollars

    • @ankitwawage
      @ankitwawage 4 роки тому +103

      Not you your owner. But yeah you would be enjoying it.

    • @hughmungus7813
      @hughmungus7813 4 роки тому +28

      Lol no you would be those gypsy horses you see in 3rd world countries that no one gives a shit about

    • @hughmungus7813
      @hughmungus7813 4 роки тому +2

      @NIHIL SINE DEO yeah Romani gypsy not Irish traveller

    • @hughmungus7813
      @hughmungus7813 4 роки тому +1

      @NIHIL SINE DEO yeah I know read my comment again. Romani people and Romanian people are completely different

    • @alif6526
      @alif6526 4 роки тому

      Boi i whud make quadrillions

  • @Jack-cz5su
    @Jack-cz5su 4 роки тому +388

    Did I really just watch a horse nut into a bottle?

  • @rebelfriend42yearsago34
    @rebelfriend42yearsago34 2 роки тому +5

    if horse semen is so valuable you can call my ass a bank

  • @feathy_1014
    @feathy_1014 4 роки тому +2522

    Of course this comes up while I’m eating my grilled cheese

    • @lakytathekyta8145
      @lakytathekyta8145 4 роки тому +28

      UwU

    • @leguy3335
      @leguy3335 4 роки тому +110

      liquid white cheese

    • @karatewithelian9014
      @karatewithelian9014 4 роки тому +4

      and it came up when I was eating a fulaful sanwich....maaaaaaaaan
      you know what here is a gta sa perody for your eyes to be bleached
      ua-cam.com/video/HfeervqhY9Y/v-deo.html

    • @erkkok5036
      @erkkok5036 4 роки тому +17

      Gives me more of an appetite. Don't see what's wrong.

    • @gabrielma2870
      @gabrielma2870 4 роки тому +8

      Cheese is made of milk. Is that really milk that we've been drinking for our whole entire lives?

  • @shinybeam1267
    @shinybeam1267 4 роки тому +3583

    If I was a horse, my owner would be filthy rich lmao

  • @satrickptar6265
    @satrickptar6265 4 роки тому +1944

    I imagine aliens milking us in the future.

    • @root-beer
      @root-beer 3 роки тому +211

      that wouldn’t be all that bad

    • @KEn-gy1id
      @KEn-gy1id 3 роки тому +249

      S K Y N U T

    • @buuhuu4358
      @buuhuu4358 3 роки тому +50

      I would like that. 😂😂

    • @arsonsnail
      @arsonsnail 3 роки тому +52

      kinky

    • @littlesquare3313
      @littlesquare3313 3 роки тому +117

      I mean like... will the aliens be hot?

  • @autisticgamer7861
    @autisticgamer7861 2 роки тому +3

    Me: That's a lot of money for milk, *drinks it* hmmmmmm taste good
    worker: that's not milk
    Me: I know

  • @marchmallow3011
    @marchmallow3011 2 роки тому +2921

    the fact that they use baby bottles to hold semen in the million dollar industry is unnerving

    • @hasanmuttaqin464
      @hasanmuttaqin464 2 роки тому +170

      I mean it's used to artificially breed horse, and.... You know, baby bottle just fit in female horse reproductive organ

    • @Frick8375
      @Frick8375 2 роки тому +72

      @@hasanmuttaqin464 thanks for explaining, that didn’t make it any less unnerving at all 🗿

    • @mr.p215
      @mr.p215 2 роки тому +7

      @@Frick8375 If you want a visual idea of how it roughly works, look the basement scene in the movie called "Don't Breathe"

    • @emperorqianlong527
      @emperorqianlong527 2 роки тому +30

      @@mr.p215 I don’t think I will

    • @rakshanaaaa
      @rakshanaaaa 2 роки тому +4

      @@mr.p215 yiiiikes bro

  • @tomspotley5733
    @tomspotley5733 3 роки тому +679

    ....also, the narrator is definitely trying to stifle a laugh.

  • @prithvishetty6938
    @prithvishetty6938 4 роки тому +1632

    I feel dumb for studying so much to become an engineer when the supply and demand does this

    • @Coolguy-mk7hg
      @Coolguy-mk7hg 3 роки тому +28

      You should feel dumb lol. When in the world are you going to have the money to set up a lab and buy a one in a million horse and have the network to sell semen. Stay in school

    • @samosa8192
      @samosa8192 3 роки тому +14

      @@Coolguy-mk7hg r/whooosh

    • @deepchunia2044
      @deepchunia2044 2 роки тому +4

      I can feel the pain ......... ughhhhh

    • @xxcronomaxx7986
      @xxcronomaxx7986 2 роки тому +3

      Doesn't matter, if you want to do it, then just do it then,

    • @uwu.-.5873
      @uwu.-.5873 2 роки тому

      @@stoneheart_raven maybe if your clinic is for horses???

  • @winniethexiping1062
    @winniethexiping1062 2 роки тому +31

    so you are saying that the overpiriced liquid I bougth from that horse breeder was not milk 😳

  • @wellhelltherefellwhuman4637
    @wellhelltherefellwhuman4637 4 роки тому +1190

    Someone: “What’s your job?”
    Him: “...it’s complicated”

    • @lengannduch7691
      @lengannduch7691 3 роки тому

      Him: “Well, we can switch job”
      Someone: “This is like phub in real life but horse edition”

    • @puss_n_booze
      @puss_n_booze 3 роки тому +14

      "its a very *handy* job"

    • @zeroseventhreezero
      @zeroseventhreezero 3 роки тому +11

      ..horse wanker?

    • @puss_n_booze
      @puss_n_booze 3 роки тому +4

      @@zeroseventhreezero no no
      h o r s e r i d e r

    • @rstomar4388
      @rstomar4388 3 роки тому

      Genetics

  • @EricGranata
    @EricGranata 4 роки тому +474

    Cool. The “straw” I came from was worth about $20.

  • @salvulcano9061
    @salvulcano9061 3 роки тому +1591

    1:50 I spit out my drink from laughing

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +115

      Your drink is the most *expensive liquid*

    • @zeropika7258
      @zeropika7258 3 роки тому +27

      @@catsareyes6446 no wonder dad took so long to come home

    • @straightbusta2609
      @straightbusta2609 3 роки тому +2

      Hmmm what were you drinking

    • @Rishi29482
      @Rishi29482 3 роки тому

      The beginning was so ummmm gross

    • @johndavidson3424
      @johndavidson3424 3 роки тому

      @@straightbusta2609 This guy doesn't need to buy drinks, he gets free 100% made by himself drink which is spit out and drank again, and the cycle keeps repeating with two important channels required.

  • @danielwang2956
    @danielwang2956 2 роки тому +1

    3:43 is the most hilarious on screen text ever

  • @crunchy_souls9188
    @crunchy_souls9188 4 роки тому +789

    What was the first person who decided to do this thinking ...

    • @youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348
      @youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348 4 роки тому +70

      This is why humans are the most dumbest waste of existence in this entire universe...

    • @yooooooooooooooo696
      @yooooooooooooooo696 4 роки тому +123

      they were probably thinking about crossbreeding horses lmao. People have been doing this with other animals forever ago.

    • @seanshapuron
      @seanshapuron 4 роки тому +41

      Before humans have cars, they capture and breed horses, dummy. Modern days breeding is just more industrial and more for recreational purposes

    • @johanjimenez1249
      @johanjimenez1249 3 роки тому +56

      @@youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348 you don't got to self project onto the whole species.

    • @magiveem
      @magiveem 3 роки тому +3

      Chongyun.

  • @biglil771
    @biglil771 3 роки тому +3001

    That's why Starbucks is so expensive

  • @sirling9126
    @sirling9126 4 роки тому +898

    If my semen is that price, I shall be a millionaire after the quarantine. Just beat it.

  • @TheOscarGamer_
    @TheOscarGamer_ 2 роки тому +1

    Idk how I got here, but...
    Gasoline: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Someone-ym1ny
    @Someone-ym1ny 4 роки тому +1054

    Only once a day? Rookie numbers.

    • @LuxuryNoCap
      @LuxuryNoCap 3 роки тому +65

      I'm sure it can blow more. The yield just wouldn't be as great due to diminishing returns, lol. It would hurt the process and quality.
      Source: I'm hung like a horse.

    • @diobrando5549
      @diobrando5549 3 роки тому +55

      P
      A
      T
      H
      E
      T
      I
      C
      I do five on average

    • @xx_fortniteprolegendslayer1219
      @xx_fortniteprolegendslayer1219 3 роки тому +1

      @@diobrando5549 Dio!!!

    • @lilyanne2676
      @lilyanne2676 3 роки тому +3

      @@diobrando5549 but only a minute each huh ? 🤣

    • @diobrando5549
      @diobrando5549 3 роки тому +2

      @@lilyanne2676 OH???
      HOWD YOU KNOW
      YOU SUS

  • @Chief-mb5rd
    @Chief-mb5rd 4 роки тому +900

    The name of the video should’ve of been called “4 men 1 horse”

    • @tommymount5709
      @tommymount5709 4 роки тому +14

      AK - 92 holy shit lmfao

    • @venedixkt9561
      @venedixkt9561 4 роки тому +13

      Oh God why do you have to bring up old memories.

    • @yanfei1786
      @yanfei1786 4 роки тому +6

      Venedixkt Mhonthenegri *FLASH BACKS TO ONE BOY TWO KITTENS*

    • @ds1011
      @ds1011 4 роки тому +2

      Omg😂 I'm having flashbacks.

    • @Only1omer
      @Only1omer 4 роки тому

      Oh no no WHY

  • @trypophobia7295
    @trypophobia7295 3 роки тому +547

    When a horse tells his partner “I will give you millions” I know what he means

  • @0riginator
    @0riginator 3 роки тому +563

    The horses are willing to join the NO FAP movement after facing such atrocities by humans

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +25

      Still, being jacked off every morning then being thanked is still better than being in quarantine.

    • @kirk776
      @kirk776 3 роки тому +1

      @Colin Carr is a joke blyat

  • @swagatpradhan769
    @swagatpradhan769 4 роки тому +701

    *Money heist new season: "Semen heist"*

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +2529

    That's a lot of protein

    • @Cactus_-kq5rc
      @Cactus_-kq5rc 4 роки тому +111

      I don’t know what to say about your presence anymore.....

    • @yingyangmapper5399
      @yingyangmapper5399 4 роки тому +10

      Totally agree

    • @cy6834
      @cy6834 4 роки тому +35

      STOP FOLLOWING ME

    • @mooy6812
      @mooy6812 4 роки тому +4

      Wow never seen this little likes from u

    • @choportd
      @choportd 4 роки тому +7

      Why are you everywhere

  • @schmurpsy9519
    @schmurpsy9519 2 роки тому +11

    damn, I can consider myself rich for drinking it everyday

  • @davidmaksin353
    @davidmaksin353 4 роки тому +1249

    Let’s be honest, no one searched this up

    • @kelin_1061
      @kelin_1061 4 роки тому +30

      Are you sure about that?

    • @OptimalMario
      @OptimalMario 4 роки тому +3

      Yes I did after watching Jackass

    • @ryanalmazi6802
      @ryanalmazi6802 4 роки тому +19

      **intense sweating**

    • @ryanalmazi6802
      @ryanalmazi6802 4 роки тому +7

      N-no

    • @nova._.washere
      @nova._.washere 4 роки тому +2

      David maskin well I didn't. And all the replies have searched it instead of me😂

  • @prabijshrestha
    @prabijshrestha 3 роки тому +2342

    And here is me who just flushes such precious juice .

    • @jacobbarbulescu6654
      @jacobbarbulescu6654 3 роки тому +158

      Don’t call it juice

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +436

      No, juice is a *fantastic* name for it.; Like an orange, you squeeze the juice out.

    • @Burek_King
      @Burek_King 3 роки тому +288

      @@catsareyes6446 Then you drink it.

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +351

      @@Burek_King
      Best served to children.

    • @Burek_King
      @Burek_King 3 роки тому +93

      @@catsareyes6446 They then obtain the speed of the horse the sperm was from.

  • @Fandilin
    @Fandilin 3 роки тому +614

    From now on when ever someone says "I'm a horse person" this is what will first come to mind

  • @themightyspartan1012
    @themightyspartan1012 Рік тому

    Lesson of this video, any products from a living things are more valuable than a metal or non-living. This shows how precious being alive really is.

  • @prod.royall5698
    @prod.royall5698 3 роки тому +516

    1:13
    “So what flavor pixie sticks are these”

  • @felixfrankcombe
    @felixfrankcombe 3 роки тому +1184

    Mr Beasts: drinking world's MOST EXPENSIVE drink

  • @cowtaplayz8277
    @cowtaplayz8277 3 роки тому +399

    *dark alleyway*
    “You got the stuff?”
    “Hell yeah”
    *hands over semen*
    “I’m gonna have some fun tonight!”

  • @notaperson9090
    @notaperson9090 2 роки тому +3

    pour some vodka into that glass on the thumbnail and il drink that

  • @memexpert
    @memexpert 3 роки тому +1132

    Peter Griffin:
    *that's not milk, that's horse sperm. I'm a horse breeder now*

  • @Oatsmyboat
    @Oatsmyboat 4 роки тому +465

    They really making fleshlights for horses now. Why are people like this

    • @steverico3090
      @steverico3090 4 роки тому +51

      Because they don't wanna use their hands or mouth.

    • @Oatsmyboat
      @Oatsmyboat 4 роки тому +35

      @@steverico3090 I mean of course cause who wants to jerk off a horse

    • @ericismyname
      @ericismyname 4 роки тому +23

      Tiny Kite I would for the right amount

    • @Oatsmyboat
      @Oatsmyboat 4 роки тому +5

      @@ericismyname bruh what. Leave the party and off your controller.

    • @Star_Scoot
      @Star_Scoot 4 роки тому +1

      It's a kink don't worry about it

  • @squintthread7533
    @squintthread7533 4 роки тому +551

    Anyone have soap I need to wash my eyes

    • @neve_zero0
      @neve_zero0 4 роки тому +6

      Might as well just took it off. Much efficient.

    • @purobeedas5197
      @purobeedas5197 4 роки тому +3

      Use holy hand grenade

    • @l0_0l45
      @l0_0l45 4 роки тому +3

      Just gouge them out.

    • @karatewithelian9014
      @karatewithelian9014 4 роки тому +3

      no you need to look at the sun for 10000 years because it will clean your eyes

    • @oni8938
      @oni8938 4 роки тому +2

      yes I have very sticky liquid for you to wash your eyes off ;)

  • @angroooo9000
    @angroooo9000 2 роки тому

    The video that I needed

  • @AdarshKumar-nj7rp
    @AdarshKumar-nj7rp 3 роки тому +651

    Now I am very intrigued to know why Scorpion venom is so expensive.

    • @Jlezy
      @Jlezy 3 роки тому +46

      It takes a lot of time and effort to get a reasonable amount of it

    • @sinasetayesh2768
      @sinasetayesh2768 3 роки тому +31

      As the person above me said. It takes a long time and a lot of scorpions to even reach anywhere near a gallon. You would have to milk 2,500,000 scorpions for a gallon of venom. And that venom is used for experiments by scientists and to make medicine and cure things.

    • @AdarshKumar-nj7rp
      @AdarshKumar-nj7rp 3 роки тому

      @@sinasetayesh2768 Wow !

    • @deepaks8430
      @deepaks8430 3 роки тому +18

      Because it has short expiry date.

    • @rodwellzanga6712
      @rodwellzanga6712 3 роки тому

      Cause the make Kings with it

  • @danielthanyell6579
    @danielthanyell6579 4 роки тому +280

    Billionaire to a horse: *"I can milk you"*

  • @Sadly_Simping
    @Sadly_Simping 3 роки тому +300

    What do you do for a living?
    Him: I beat horse meat

    • @rangerscorpiorac2383
      @rangerscorpiorac2383 3 роки тому +13

      Oh so your a butcher...............you are a butcher right? RIGHT?

    • @2percentskills274
      @2percentskills274 3 роки тому +2

      @@rangerscorpiorac2383 hmmmmm

    • @jesusname3028
      @jesusname3028 3 роки тому +1

      @@rangerscorpiorac2383 Not really, because I don’t kill them I beat something downwards for profit.

  • @jonathanli31
    @jonathanli31 2 роки тому +2

    5:59 *LMAOOOOOO*

  • @neilrivera6157
    @neilrivera6157 3 роки тому +699

    "Everyone, some of the milk in the fridge isn't milk. It's horse sperm. I'm a horse breeder now."

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +39

      *Stewie gurgles it*
      “Yep, that ain’t milk”

    • @belezebb7
      @belezebb7 3 роки тому +12

      i kept trying to take your profile picture of my screen lol

    • @goomba2230
      @goomba2230 3 роки тому +3

      Omg your pfp

    • @goomba2230
      @goomba2230 3 роки тому +3

      I couldn’t get it off

    • @chickenfootlicker
      @chickenfootlicker 3 роки тому +1

      Nice pfp lol

  • @fdbprime2414
    @fdbprime2414 3 роки тому +564

    Im imagining:
    "hey guys Mr beast here and today we are going to drink the most expensive liquid in the world"

  • @Coolguy-mk7hg
    @Coolguy-mk7hg 3 роки тому +612

    I could have lived my life without knowing this

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +32

      But here you are; Are you gonna collect the most expensive liquid of what?

    • @joshuakoh1291
      @joshuakoh1291 3 роки тому

      @@catsareyes6446 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gacha-RNG
      @Gacha-RNG 2 роки тому +2

      At least if you know if that milk or horse coom your drinking out of a gallon of...

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx 2 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @yondayyon4131
      @yondayyon4131 2 роки тому +2

      Whats wrong with knowing this? 🤣 Whats so scary abt that?

  • @IMAVG
    @IMAVG 2 роки тому +1

    These comments are all our inner middle school selves talking

  • @jeroenand
    @jeroenand 4 роки тому +324

    Was that a pun at the end? “The price remains stable” 😂

  • @jimbojackson4045
    @jimbojackson4045 2 роки тому +591

    "So in here is hundreds of millions of dollars worth of semen." Never thought I'd hear someone say that, but it _was_ a cool field trip.

    • @tostd375
      @tostd375 2 роки тому

      these guys have sex toys for horses and they are still not even snickering

  • @bluegirlinred4909
    @bluegirlinred4909 3 роки тому +389

    so is no one gonna talk about the joke at the end LMAO “the price of... will remain *stable*” 6:15. i cant be the only one 😭😭😭 why am i like this

    • @yankedhonor4281
      @yankedhonor4281 3 роки тому +12

      I didnt laugh but heres a like anyways for pointing that

    • @saskialolita
      @saskialolita 3 роки тому +1

      I mean what’s there to rly talk about tho? As far as puns go this one was pretty straightforward imo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @v1ped
      @v1ped 3 роки тому +1

      @@saskialolita i didnt get it lmfao

    • @DeadAngel14
      @DeadAngel14 3 роки тому

      @@v1ped Same lol

    • @-CatAlyst-
      @-CatAlyst- 3 роки тому

      Oh yeah I noticed 😂

  • @vilhelmvonastrea8268
    @vilhelmvonastrea8268 2 роки тому +5

    The security guards on these facilities are literally "Guardians of the Cum"

  • @royfablooo2810
    @royfablooo2810 3 роки тому +493

    "Dude why is your milk taste weird?"